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What are we making?
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Well, I'm trying to make pasta right
now.
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Some spaghetti, you know.
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See? Like this.
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Mama mia!
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Why do you break it?
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You don't break it. You put it in there
and you let the water... Isn't that what
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you're supposed to do? Like that?
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I've seen videos of people doing it like
that.
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Hey, Americans.
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Okay, let's just leave that. Let's focus
on the pizza.
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Yeah, see? I mean...
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So I have some cheese and pepperoni here
and flour and eggs for the pizza base,
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you know, obviously.
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And there's the sauce.
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So I do need some water, though.
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So I take the flour.
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So you go like this.
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And you just get a little bit of water.
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Try to get it nice and sticky.
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Are you trying to get the flour sticky
or trying to get your hands sticky?
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I don't know. I've never made pizza
before.
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This is my first time doing it.
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And here's the egg.
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Okay, let's do this.
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When we take this, we put that in there.
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Okay, good idea.
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just like that better and then mix that
up
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my god you're so smart and then we take
one of these
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still getting my hand all sticky though
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yeah
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good idea no
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no no no no no no you keep it you gotta
keep it Okay.
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It's better turned into a dough.
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Not that bad, is it?
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You... It might be a crime against my
culture, but you're doing okay.
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I'm doing okay?
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You know... We all have to start
somewhere.
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Yes.
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You're doing good right there. Uh -huh.
Mm -hmm.
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Look at this.
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I'm showing you. Watch this. Go like
this and just... Oh, I wasn't being
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aggressive enough with it.
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Yeah, we're going to take more of this.
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Mm -hmm. Put that in there.
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Then you go like this, shove that on
there.
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Is that how you do it in Italy?
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That's how we do it in Italy.
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More efficient.
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Then you take this.
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You're good with your hands, Uncle.
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It's all in the wrist.
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And see how it's all doing. You're going
to need to get this. flour
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on it so then you can make it into a
pizza shape yes just like that little
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pizza yes right there okay just take
this
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good good idea look at that you've got
some
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dough
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Yeah, needs more of that for sure.
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So I should get the rolling pin now?
Yes, then we grab this and you go like
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this. Oh.
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And then you just kind of roll it.
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Oh, I see.
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This is so good. You're making a nice,
really good dough.
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I must have messed it up. No, no, we
just need more flour.
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More flour is sticky.
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I know, it smells delicious.
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It's so good.
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Me too.
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Much better, yes.
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Okay, right there. Now, why don't you go
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ahead and... I'm good to add the
thoughts?
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Yeah, go ahead and add the thoughts.
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Trying to make it so there's a crud.
You're doing great. You're doing
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Magnificent.
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You're doing amazing.
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Thank you. Absolutely wonderful.
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Then some cheese.
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More cheese, more cheese, more cheese.
Of course.
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I like a lot of cheese.
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Yes, sir.
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I feel like a real chef now.
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And then some pepperoni.
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Pepperoni is very, very good.
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i'm adding some extra for you don't
worry you are so sweet
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there's
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one more
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ingredient i wanted to add what are you
grabbing pineapple
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It's my favorite ingredient on pizza.
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It's your favorite?
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Yeah, it's good.
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Oh, why you do this to me, Amber? Oh,
no.
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Why, why, why?
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I wasn't trying to, like, hurt your
feelings or anything.
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Oh, my ancestors are turning over in
their graves right now.
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Why would you, why would you put, why
would you put the fucking tree fruits
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the pizza?
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I think it's good. I know it's not
authentic, but, you know.
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Oh, this is blasphemy.
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Oh, my grandma about to turn over and
hug her. Why would she do that?
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Oh. I don't know. I thought it would be
good. I thought you'd like it.
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Let me show you something a little bit
different.
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Okay, like what?
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Let me tell you about the Italian
culture.
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See, before you do anything, you have to
learn about a couple of very key
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ingredients. Now, these ingredients
sometimes take some tender loving
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care.
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Okay. I mean, I'm willing to learn since
I wasn't doing it, right?
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Okay. We're just going to set this
atrocity to the side.
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Okay. And you're going to come this way.
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Right there.
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Right there.
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Just like that.
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Very gentle.
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Wow, Uncle.
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Very gentle.
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And you know, just with the dough,
sometimes you're very gentle, but
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you just have to take it, turn it over,
and give it a little pop. You know, I
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think I'm starting to see what you mean,
Uncle.
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You like the pop?
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh, let's go ahead and take that off.
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Right there.
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I'm definitely starting to see what you
mean.
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If this is Italian culture, then sign me
up.
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Treat everything like it's a delicacy.
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Like with all delicacies, sometimes you
just have to give it a little...
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Yes, look at the delicacy.
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Just get rid of that. Yeah, okay.
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oh my god oh yeah just like that right
there
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you could taste.
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Yeah, I want to taste you too. Find the
Italian sausage.
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You get a little more comfortable.
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Oh, yes. Take that off right now.
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Yes, do that.
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Go ahead and get rid of that.
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Oh, it's so good.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, come get it.
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Come get it.
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Wow, Uncle, you're so big.
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I see all of you.
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I really love your cock, uncle.
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Oh, take good care of that. Oh,
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how beautiful.
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I'm taking care of you.
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You know what I want you to do?
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I want you to get up here.
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Yeah? Get up on that table.
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Yeah.
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Get up on that table.
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You love that pussy. Yeah.
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Of course.
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I can't wait to feel you inside me.
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Oh. Yeah.
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Oh my God, uncle.
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Shit. Oh.
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Tiny little pussy right there.
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Little tiny.
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Yeah. It can take your cock though.
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Oh yeah?
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Take that whole cock right there? Uh
huh.
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You're teasing me now. No.
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Okay, inside of...
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You have to run your socks like that.
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Oh my God,
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you're so deep like that.
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Open nice and wide for you.
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Yes.
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Oh,
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yes.
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Oh, my God.
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So strong.
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You want to make a mess of my pizza?
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Screw that pizza.
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Oh my
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God, I love when you fuck me from
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behind. Oh my God.
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You like that?
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Yeah.
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Come here.
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Come here, just like that.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh,
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yeah. Buried so deep in
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me. Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Yeah, right there.
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh.
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I'll be right back.
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I'll be right back.
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Put your knees on there.
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Put this foot up right there.
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No, no, no, no.
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I like how
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you talk to me. I love that accent.
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Yeah, that's right.
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That's a special fucking sauce.
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Yeah, that's a special sauce. Oh, yeah.
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You know what? Fair enough, uncle.
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You made up for it.
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Better than pizza?
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