All language subtitles for DD0 NILE Dad Crush - Jade Nile (720)

Fuck her all the lights in the house on.
Every fucking light.

Every fucking light in the house is on.
What the fuck is going on? Why is that

fucking kitchen sink on? What the fuck?

Jesus Christ.

What the hell is going on around here?

Oh my God.

This is unacceptable.

These bills are out of fucking control.

Where is that little fucking bitch?
Jesus Christ.

Every fucking light in this fucking
house is on.

Hey.

Hold on. What in the fuck is going on
around here?

I gotta go.

What do you think is going on?

I'm hanging out in my room. Every single
fucking light is on in this house. I

just looked over the bills on my phone.
The bills are more than they've ever

been since I've lived here. I've never
seen this fucking intent. I'm living in

my house. It's fucking crazy.

And not only that, the kitchen sink was
on.

The fucking, why was the fucking bath,
the bath water running with nothing

holding the water back? What is that all
about?

Every lifetime, all the water's running,
the fucking building's to the roof.

You're sitting here on your fucking
phone talking to boys. You don't have a

fucking job. What the fuck is your
problem, dude? I'm going to school full

-time. I can't handle a job at the same
time. You're not going to school full

-time. You're not doing 12 hours. Fuck
no, you're not. I know you're not.

I still have a lot of... You're not
talking to your retarded real father.

fucking stupid.

Well, you're not my real dad, are you?
Yeah, well, you know what? He thinks

you're doing 12 hours. You're not.

I'm doing a lot of school, okay? I'm
working really hard.

When I went to college, I did 15 hours a
semester.

You're doing nothing.

When you went to college, you had to,
like, walk five miles in the snow uphill

both ways.

But times have changed. I'm working
really hard, and I deserve this.

You deserve to sit in your bed and talk
to cute boys.

Who do you know? who I was talking to.
That was almost comical. It could have

been a homework assignment.

Yeah, well, I want to hear all about it.
I'm going to take a little fucking seat

here. I want to have a conversation with
you about responsibility and

how your real father fucked you up.

I'm making good grades.

Please. I'm working really hard.

I have not seen any of your good grades.
I think you're full of shit.

I mean, I'm still in college.

What are these skimpy clothes you're
wearing?

What is it?

I'm going to dress up like a
conservative.

Don't be such a perv. I can dress up the
way I want. It's the way that I want.

You got Einstein over here acting like
you're something.

I mean... Why don't you hung it up? It's
lazy.

Why don't you do it for me, Dad?

What do you do around here?

I mean, like, obviously I could use some
help. I work my ass off. I work like 89

hours a week. What are you talking
about, you crazy nitwit?

Well, what are you doing home in the
middle of the day right now, then?

To pick up something I need for work.

I almost called you something I was
going to regret, but you almost got it

out of me. Calling me bad names, too?

Yeah. Just like my real dad, aren't you?

Yeah, but you know what? You were just
defending your real dad. You're really

just kind of like you're just confused
and don't know what the fuck you want.

I just want to be left alone at peace,
like with my friends. Listen, I'm going

to teach you. I'm going to tell you
something. Why call him back?

Listen, I'm going to say something I've
told many girls and many women in my

day, okay?

I'm old.

Cute boys are not the resolution to
everything in life.

Okay?

Cute boys don't resolve everything.

School resolves things, and that's why
I'm busy.

So... You're not busy. Dude, listen.
Everything in this fucking house was on.

So? I forgot.

I'm exaggerating. Half of them were on,
but every single fucking lot was on.

Okay, like half of those were on
YouTube. Look at the goddamn disco in

with all your funky lights.

Well, like, it looks cool in there. It
looks like something like a flamethrower

would be doing. Kind of like, you know,
out of control.

And then you don't care about the bills.
All right, bottom line is, this is what

I'm talking about. You have to get a
job.

There's no way I'm getting a job.

Why not?

Because I'm too busy for a job,
obviously, and I'm still in school.

You have a job. You take care of the
bills. What if I just like try not to

the life on?

Don't you want money?

Are you going to give me money?

You're not getting any money from me,
but you got to start paying rent here.

can't stay here. I'm going to school.

Come on.

That's what my mom said. I can stay here
for free if I go to school and I'm

going to school and I'm getting good
grades. So I don't know why you're

out so much. Guess what your mother's
doing right now.

What?

She's trying to figure out a way to
divorce me. And she's out cheating on

She's out blowing some fucking boat
captain or some fucking bartender and

fucking cruise. I haven't seen her in a
week.

I haven't either because I've been busy
with school.

Yeah, tell me a little bit about it. I
see a lot of books laying around. I see

lot of pens and highlighters.

Laptops laying around. It's the 21st
century, and when you do everything

I can go to full, like, everything I
need on my phone. Yeah, well, you're

like it's the 18th century. You don't
know what you're doing. You're out of

control.

What, leaving some lights on and leaving
the water running and, like... That's

what happens. We don't go to church for
one week.

Like, you've been smoking all... Have
you been fucking put out? Look at

Look at those fucking marks on the wall.
No!

What's going on in here? Who's the...
dope anymore.

It was fucking grass.

Oh, my God. You're calling it grass now?

Have you been fucking grass? How old are
you?

What are all these marks on the wall?
Those are from you smoking. No, I moved

and this was already happening. This is
not... Well, you need to hang up those

Einstein pictures and cover that shit
up. You should do it for me.

No,

I'm not doing shit. Okay, if I go turn
off every light in this house, will you

please hang up Einstein for me?

No, not tonight. I'm busy. I have to get
back to the office.

Okay, then get out of here. Whatever.
What are we going to do about a job?

I don't know how many times I've told
you, like... How do you pay for your

boy's food and stuff like that? Because
I know you date losers a dime a month.

How do you pay for your food and stuff?

Why do you think everybody I date is a
loser?

Because... Because they're like you?

Because you don't have a job.

Yeah, cool. You're smart, but... I'm
great.

And that's why I'm going to school so
that way when I do get a job, it's a

job and not just, like, I don't know, a
job that I hate where I'm barely making

any money and, like, it's taking away
from my school.

You know what? You know what I think?

You know, we haven't been to church in a
while.

We haven't been to church in three
weeks. I think that's the key problem.

Oh, my God. If we go to church, will you
just leave? You need Jesus in your

soul. That's what's happening right now.

Jesus and I have a great relationship,
Dad. I don't need to see him every

week at church.

I just need. Maybe you need to see all
of them. Maybe all of them. Maybe

Somebody. Oh, my God.

Religion is not going to help me. School
is. It's the only thing that's going to

help you because you're the type of
person that needs religion. No, you know

what's going to help me?

You're going to help me by continuing to
keep the life on in here because you

have a real job.

So you're going to patronize me now?
Come on, Dad.

I really appreciate you letting me live
here. Don't try to placate me. You

patronized me. Then you try to placate
me. Now you're disrespecting me. You

what? Now my dick's getting hard.

Ew. You're pervy.

Your little mind games are kind of
turning me on a little bit. Oh, my God.

Gross. You fuck my mom. This is not
okay.

Like, please.

Was that out of line?

I just want to do my schoolwork.

What do I have to do to make you leave
me alone so that way I can go back to

what I was doing? You know what you can
do? You can give me a fucking blowjob.

How about that? Because you're my mom.
Oh, my God.

Fuck off.

Kindly fuck off. Like, fuck all the way
off.

You stay here for free. You don't do
shit. Because I'm going to school.

Yeah, but you're laying in bed talking
on the phone with a cute boy. That's all

that matters to you.

I swear, I'm just going to get it. I
will pay for you to get a cute boy

You can get a tattoo on your arms.

Cute boys.

One on one side, one on the other. No.

I mean, of course I like cute boys.

Well, that's it.

Duh. But like... You know, if you keep
this up, you're going to be one of those

girls that end up in porn.

I can just see it now.

What's wrong with porn?

It's just something you don't want to
do. It's the devil's work.

The devil's work.

Yes, it is.

Oh, man.

The devil... So like, if I see porn...

I am the devil. No. I've given up. No.
If you do porn, then you went to the

side. You're going to go to hell for the
rest of your life.

Dad, I don't want to get back to my
floor.

Not for the rest of your life. You're
getting my mind off.

You're going to be spending an eternity
in hell with Satan. If you continue down

this path, you're going to end up a
pornographer. You want me to do that,

you? No, I don't.

Oh, my God. Just like you want me to
suck your dick right now. Well, I'm

to twist everything around. I can see
you're getting hard.

I was just joking with you. Oh, my God.
You're so disgusting. This is turning

you on.

No, it's not.

Oh, my God. Yes, it is. I can see your
dick. No, you fucking leaving everything

on is what turned me on. Yeah?

Pissed me the fuck off.

Because I could come in here and have
Minion over you.

Now look, I'll make a deal with you.

I will not kick you out. You will not
have to go sleep on your friend's couch.

You're going to have to start making
ends meet around here. And you know

One way to do that?

Just fucking fuck my dick, dude.

I swear to God, if you gave me a blowjob
once a week, I would just leave you

alone. I wouldn't say shit to your mom.

I wouldn't say shit to anybody. I'd just
keep my mouth shut.

You know what I mean? Are you serious
right now?

Well, how about this? How about you come
down here and how about you just go on

for a minute, okay?

Just rub it. Oh, God.

Just rub it for a minute.

This is so weird. You don't have to hear
about this ever again.

This is so weird.

It kind of pays off, doesn't it? Oh, my
God.

Okay, seriously, if I do this, you're
going to leave me alone? Just rub on it.

Oh, my God.

I want you to take a selfie for your
boyfriend.

No, no, no, no, no. What if my dick was
longer than your face and you showed it

to your boyfriend?

This is so weird. No, no, I'm not going
to take a picture of your dick.

I don't want anybody to know if I do
this, which I don't even. All right.

Okay. If you want to sleep on a couch,
you want your mom to know that you're

doing shit. I'll go ahead and give her a
buzz right now. You're going to kick me

out if I don't blow you.

Yeah.

What the fuck?

What? You know, do what I'm working
with.

Maybe you'll like it. You never know.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

I never want to hear another word about
the fucking lights being on when you

come home from work. If you do this, you
can leave everything in the house on as

long as you want because you earned it.
If I do this, I'm leaving everything in

the house fucking on all the time. This
is genuine work.

This is a lot of respect.

You know?

It's a wonderful job, you know?

Oh, my God.

Okay, you just got to promise me you're
never going to tell anybody about this.

Who am I going to tell about it? I don't
know. Fucking your friends.

I don't have any friends. I work like
crazy. If I told somebody at work that I

must have no respect for my dick, I'd
get fired.

I mean, at least it's vague.

I'm not, yeah, you're scared of it. I'm
not your, not that big of a deal.

Bottom line is you've got to earn your
cheaper on here. Okay, I'm earning it. I

hear you. That feels good. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Doesn't that make you feel good? Weird.

I mean, I definitely didn't think I
would be doing this right now.

Oh, my God. I think you are bigger than
my boyfriend.

Well, you know what?

I don't know if it's a good thing or a
bad thing, but... Okay.

It's turning you on. Look at you.

You're a little slut. You got your mom
in you.

I think my mom's had you in her, but...
Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. You have had sex with my mom
and me?

Fuck, fine.

Does that feel good?

Man, there's a big old lot of cash on
the table out there when I leave, too.

Cash and a free place to live?

Mm -hmm.

Suck your way to freedom.

Mm -hmm.

You look like you know what you're
doing.

Mm -hmm.

It's your first time.

I've never seen a penis before, Dad.

Do you like it when I squeeze your palm?

I see when I'm in the living room and I
share how you look at my cross.

Well, you always have a boner.

If I would have known this, I would have
nipped this in the bud a long time ago.

Just like school, if I'm going to do
something, I'm going to do it well.

And that includes second day.

It includes anything.

Yeah, I'm definitely proud of my blowjob
skills.

Okay, well, here you go.

Please.

You dig so big.

Say thank you.

Thank you.

Thank

you.

It's faulty.

You're telling me to swallow and you're
coming down the back of my throat.

Oh, my God.

Okay. We tell no one about this and I
live here for free?

Yeah. Okay, cool.

Hey, that wasn't so bad, was it? We were
getting to it there for a little bit.

We got those.

Yeah, you know, you've got to look at
me. You just get to practice with me. So

when you're with your boyfriend, you can
be like, look at these skills I got.

Yeah.

I'm going to leave you alone.

I'll get out of here. Yeah, get out of
here. You can do whatever you want. I'm

going to leave some money on the
counter, too.

Yay, I get to go shopping.

Exactly.

You're learning quick, aren't you?

Thanks for teaching me, Dad.

Okay, yeah, we tell no one. Nope. Okay.

It's 4 o 'clock in the morning. What's
going on?

Yeah, so why are you awake right now?

Shh. Shut the fuck up.

Wake your mom up. She's going to fucking
kill you.

Get over here.

Get over here.

Why?

Why not?

What are you going to do? Are you going
to have to go to the bedroom and touch

your cute boy?

That's right.

Yeah, well... Then you can get in the
dick.

I figured you might want to watch the Wi
-Fi special with me.

Fucking nerd.

I can't stop watching it. I'm addicted.

You and, like, every single other
teenage boy in the world. How old are

I'm fucking five years older.

I'm not a teenage boy. What the hell is
that?

Sorry. Like, all the other 45 -year -old
guys in the world that obsess over the

same sci -fi trilogy thing.

Oh, my God. Is that what you were doing
all night? It was just watching those

movies? You're so mean. You're bullying
me.

You're bullying me.

Let me spray your breath.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't drink.

I don't... You called a dope the other
day, too. Who does that?

You can't be smoking grass. I don't
smoke grass.

Your brain hasn't developed enough yet
to be smoking grass. My brain is great.

You saw my grades at school. I showed
you the other day. I'm doing great.

I don't know how to go have fun with my
friends.

Yeah, what kind of fun are you talking
about? You're slurring your words and

whatnot. Because I'm tired and it's
late, okay? Why are you even fucking

right now?

Why are you awake right now? Why are you
bothering me? Can I just go to bed?

Please tell me you're not smoking grass.

Only if you promise to stop calling it
grass because the fuck says smoky grass

or smoky dope.

I'm not. 45 -year -old man watching a
sci -fi movie late at night.

I am a young... I'm allowed to go have
fun. I'm allowed to have a

life. But you haven't been smoking
grass.

I have not been smoking the devil's
grass.

You've been smoking the devil's lettuce.

Devil's lettuce. Is that what the term
is?

I don't know.

Yeah, reason madness. You need to catch
up on your history.

Reason madness.

You need to pay attention to it.

Is that like a book or something?

I've had it with you.

I've had it with you. I'm going to bed
now.

No, you're not.

You sit right there, woman.

Yeah. Little young lady.

I'm a woman, am I? You want me to sit
right here?

Hey, stop that.

Come on, I gotta get out of here.

Are you afraid of what the devil has for
lettuce between my legs? Yeah, I think

you might be afraid of the devil that's
sleeping in the bedroom right now.

Oh my gosh. She hates it.

and you come in fucking late. She
fucking despises it.

Don't fucking tell her that.

Oh, and now you remember. What are you
doing? Cover yourself up. What are you

doing? Why?

Where did you leave your pants? I didn't
know you were thinking about the other

day. Ah, man.

Oh, don't act like you don't like it.

Stop it.

My cute little puppy.

Way younger. Oh, my God.

Throwing you $1 ,000 fucking shoes and
throwing it at you.

Stop it. How do you know that costs $1
,000? Because you're bragging. about it

the other day when you were drunk.

No, I wasn't.

Yeah, you were just sober being weird at
me.

Yeah, you need to get shit together.

If you're tired and you're serious, you
need to get shit together.

Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. I
don't want your mother awake. Jesus

Christ. I bet you don't want her to see
this and find out.

You need to stop.

Stop what?

What are you doing? Stop what, Sam?

Where are your fucking manners?

I don't fucking know.

Where are your fucking manners? You're
in trouble. You know what I'm going to

do? You're in trouble. You know what I'm
going to do?

I'm going to bend you over and thank
you.

Do what?

I'm going to bend you over and thank
you. How fucking old do you think I am?

Because apparently your dad didn't do it
enough.

Well, my dad was never there, so, like,
if you want to go there.

Oh, my God.

Dude, what are you having? Have fun with
this.

Okay, but why did you deserve that?

Were you having that much fun with three
real witches now?

I was having a lot of fun, but, like,
not... They couldn't get their dick

though. They what?

They, like... You know how that guy
just, like... I don't know, he was,

his head too much, and he, like,
couldn't get it up for me.

What?

So you...

get his dick hurt. He spanked me because
I couldn't get his dick hurt.

That's not very nice.

How many spankings do I have to have
before I can go to bed?

This isn't fair.

I like dick. I like dick a lot.

I feel your dick is really fucking hard
right now. I feel your dick on my

titties. They're really, really hard.

I mean, you're a hard cock.

My mom's not fucking using you anymore.

Oh, my God. You're out of control.

You're out of control.

Bad girl.

No, I actually feel kind of nice. Can
you go harder?

Yeah. Oh.

Yeah.

That's a spanking, huh, Daddy?

You're going to learn your lesson.
You're going to learn your lesson.

Oh,

my God.

You're so mean to me.

Dad, I just want to live here for free
and go to school and sleep.

This is so...

I mean, it's bigger than the guy who
couldn't get it up for me.

It sounds like exactly what it means.
You're big. You have a big dick, Dad,

okay? I mean, yeah, a little bit.

Can I come?

Don't be too loud moaning over there.
You might wake up mom.

Now your balls are out.

Oh my God, it's going to get hard for
me.

You're such a perv.

You be quiet.

Don't fucking wake her up.

Bend over.

I'm going to show you what your date
couldn't do.

What couldn't he do?

I'll show you what your date couldn't
do.

Bend over.

That's cool.

Put your panties on the back of the car.

I never wore them. I didn't ever have
panties today.

Hey, they're often uncomfortable.

They just look pretty.

Is that what you wanted your date to do?

I wanted him to fill me up, yeah.

if you don't like them too.

Make them bounce, Daddy.

Orgasm? Is that what that was?

I thought you wanted me to come all over
you.

It's just a taste.

Oh, yeah.

I want to taste me on your tongue.

Taste your prey tongue.

You know,

I'm really immature for my age. I keep
trying to tell you. I'm not just a

girl.

Yeah, I had a little issue in the
bathroom.

A fucking used condom and someone's
boxers landed on the fucking floor. Are

fucking serious?

Ew.

I am so sorry. I did not realize.

I'm fucking slapping for this shit. It's
disgusting.

I had to touch that shit and throw it in
the fucking trash so your mother didn't

see it watching your ass.

I mean, it might have been. That's
fucking disgusting.

I can't have that shit, man. Come on.

I'm cool, but I'm not that fucking cool.
I agree, that was not okay. I'm sorry

that you had to experience the condom on
the floor.

Okay, did he not wear his boxers home?

Dude, he left his fucking boxers and a
huge condom on the fucking floor. It's

fucking disgusting.

That was gross. I agree with you, that
shouldn't happen.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Dude, and he didn't even, he could
barely keep it hard for me. He didn't

cum at all.

What if your mother saw that? Dude, I
wouldn't get in trouble for that shit.

She would think it was me probably.

Exactly. Yeah, I already seen this on
the security cameras. Jesus fucking

Christ.

Shh, don't talk like that. There's no
way she knows.

Yeah, well, that was pretty fucking vile
what I just fucking saw.

You know?

I'm really glad I didn't walk in and see
that myself.

Thanks for cleaning it up.

Is it cleaned up? Do you need me to go
take care of it?

Yeah, it's fucking cleaned up. It's not
funny. What are you fucking laughing

about? I mean, it's kind of funny. It's
gross. It's really gross. I'm so sorry.

Oh, yeah.

It's so fucking gross funny, huh?

I can't believe you fucking did that.
Fuck you, man. You know what? I'm not

shit.

You know? I'm just being me.

Fuck you.

You fucked yourself up with this shit,
man. The fuck is your fucking problem?

Huh?

Yeah,

you're just pissed.

Yeah, you're just pissed I'm not fucking
you.

Ed's pissed.

I agree. You shouldn't talk to him.

Yeah, he wasn't as big as you.

You know what?

I'm fucking pissed.

I'm already fucking ready to fucking...

Punish you. Oh, my God. Yeah, you're so
fucking hard.

You got turned on by that condom, didn't
you? Fuck you.

I'm going to turn around to what I'm
going to do to you for having a fucking

condom on me. Fuck you.

Oh, my God. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay.

You feel better? You fucking about to do
that?

You're a fucking slut. You probably
fucking set it up yourself.

No,

there was a real boy with real boxers,
but I'm glad it made me jealous.

Yeah, right. And nobody's fucking pussy
in this house except for me. Every pussy

in this house is mine.

Whatever you say.

Yeah, every pussy in this house is mine.

Every pussy in this house is yours, Dad.

We established that.

Let me see your tits.

These tits?

No, the other ones. Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

in this chair.

What? You've been paying for your
gymnastics class. Let's see what the

got.

Okay. You've been bragging about all
your sucking dicks and fucking amazing

gymnastics. Let's see what you got.

Yeah.

Let's see here.

It's pretty fucking acrobatic. Kind of
impressed.

I'm sorry.

Am I too big?

Oh, fuck.

You're just so much bigger than those
little boys that keep trying to fuck.

You like it bigger?

I like it bigger like this.

It's kind of a lot to take, but you've
been stretching me out.

pretty gymnastics.

I told you.

Oh,

you've got tricks now, huh?

It's you. I don't know what you're
doing.

I'm running fast.

You're done.

But now it feels so fucking good.

I'm not scared at all. Oh,

it's so nice. You get hard and you stay
hard for me, Dad.

These boys just haven't been.

Don't take it out.

Oh, yeah.

You just can't get enough of me, can
you?

It's the other way around.

Oh, maybe we can just fucking,
motherfucking each other.

taste my cum on your cock, daddy,
please?

Oh,

please,

I really, really, really want it.

I really, really want you to cum on my
face, daddy, please.

Please will you cum on my face, daddy?

I've been watching porn online.

Oh, really?

in my mouth it's really not it's

on the brain every single drop has come
from these balls

facial daddy your balls gotta be so full
of

comfort me i know you've been saving it
you're not coming for mom anymore

you're only coming for me now right

Where did you learn to talk like that?

I was looking at your computer.

I'm not getting on my computer, you
little snake.

Let's see you back there. Be
comfortable.

You need to know something.

What? If I'm going to come out of your
face, I have to be standing up.

Oh, you can't do it sitting?

There's a thing called gravity. Well,
stand up then.

Well, I guess the money I've been paying
for your gymnastics has paid off, so

I'll let everything fly this time. No
more fucking boxes to come home to.

I promise you won't come home to that
again.

All right.