All language subtitles for Yoga For Beginners - Rachael Cavalli - MomComesFirst

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranî)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal)
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian Download
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:19,100 What's going on, mister? 2 00:00:20,300 --> 00:00:21,880 What's my stepson up to today? 3 00:00:23,700 --> 00:00:25,820 Um, you know, stuff. 4 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,020 Hmm, I can see stuff. 5 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:32,740 Well, I'm going to get out of here because I'm getting ready to do my yoga. 6 00:00:34,140 --> 00:00:37,620 No, I don't care. Just do your yoga stuff. I'm not going to bother you. 7 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,420 All right, fine. 8 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:46,700 You know, you should start working out too. 9 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:54,080 What, do yoga? That's for girls. 10 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:56,260 Well, I don't have to do yoga. 11 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:57,740 We can get you a gym membership. 12 00:00:58,120 --> 00:01:00,880 I talked to your father about it. He said he thought it was a good idea, too. 13 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:03,720 I don't want to do steroids. 14 00:01:04,319 --> 00:01:07,160 Oh, you're not going to have to do steroids, buddy. 15 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:09,500 Jeez. If you want to look good. 16 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:15,920 It's just, like, not my, like, it's, like, not my scene, you know? 17 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:18,120 How do you know if you're not trying? 18 00:01:18,980 --> 00:01:21,680 Because I see videos on, like, Instagram all the time of, like, guys that work 19 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:24,180 out. It's like not really my thing. 20 00:01:24,500 --> 00:01:28,220 You never know. 21 00:01:29,740 --> 00:01:36,620 It might help, you know, your little ambition to maybe go look for a 22 00:01:36,620 --> 00:01:39,060 job. Mom, I am looking for jobs. 23 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:40,980 Well, how's that going then? 24 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:44,960 There's like no jobs. Like, nobody's like hiring. 25 00:01:45,320 --> 00:01:46,700 Oh, please. 26 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:52,350 Come on. Even if it's just... Like a gas station or something. 27 00:01:52,790 --> 00:01:53,790 Who cares? 28 00:01:54,470 --> 00:01:58,370 Something to get you out of the house and keep your mind busy. 29 00:01:59,550 --> 00:02:01,850 I didn't work at a gas station. I wouldn't get robbed. 30 00:02:03,870 --> 00:02:09,810 Okay, maybe not a gas station. But how about a job at the restaurant or 31 00:02:09,810 --> 00:02:10,810 something? 32 00:02:11,830 --> 00:02:13,950 I can't remember stuff good. 33 00:02:14,170 --> 00:02:17,770 Like, I can't, like... And you gotta carry all kinds of stuff. Like, I'll 34 00:02:17,770 --> 00:02:18,529 and fall. 35 00:02:18,530 --> 00:02:20,510 Oh. I stole the drinks everywhere. 36 00:02:20,870 --> 00:02:23,350 How about doing dishes in a restaurant? 37 00:02:23,830 --> 00:02:25,130 That's not a bad idea. 38 00:02:25,410 --> 00:02:26,410 Doing dishes? 39 00:02:26,530 --> 00:02:29,670 Yeah, I mean, what's wrong with that? 40 00:02:29,990 --> 00:02:31,950 And no one would even know you were there. 41 00:02:33,510 --> 00:02:34,910 I mean, that's not true. 42 00:02:35,570 --> 00:02:36,570 It is true. 43 00:02:37,570 --> 00:02:41,270 And you can work there until you find something better, you know? 44 00:02:42,990 --> 00:02:47,590 I mean, it can't be that bad, right? 45 00:02:48,590 --> 00:02:52,430 I don't know. I mean, but, like, I don't know. Like, I got some, like, you know, 46 00:02:52,470 --> 00:02:55,650 like, some online stuff I'm kind of, like, working on, like, I think could 47 00:02:55,650 --> 00:02:56,650 of pay off big. 48 00:02:57,090 --> 00:02:59,310 I just need, like, a little more time. 49 00:03:00,750 --> 00:03:02,170 All right. 50 00:03:02,370 --> 00:03:03,490 I mean, if you say so. 51 00:03:04,850 --> 00:03:07,750 Where have you had any friends or girlfriends come over lately? 52 00:03:09,650 --> 00:03:11,450 I mean, I don't know. 53 00:03:11,930 --> 00:03:15,810 Like... You used to have girls come over all the time. 54 00:03:16,390 --> 00:03:18,230 My girlfriends... Terrible nowadays. 55 00:03:20,110 --> 00:03:26,770 I suppose they can be, but... You've got to be a gazillionaire to get their 56 00:03:26,770 --> 00:03:27,770 attention. 57 00:03:28,490 --> 00:03:31,050 Well, that's why you need to get a job. 58 00:03:34,270 --> 00:03:35,590 You've got to start somewhere. 59 00:03:38,430 --> 00:03:39,430 You know? 60 00:03:39,730 --> 00:03:46,230 I mean, yeah, I guess that's true, but... Yes, it is. 61 00:03:50,570 --> 00:03:52,670 You can't just sit around the house all day. 62 00:03:54,110 --> 00:03:57,250 Your brain isn't working when you're just sitting here. 63 00:03:59,390 --> 00:04:03,750 Alex, I'm not trying to nag you, but I'm just getting worried about you. 64 00:04:05,110 --> 00:04:07,510 Yeah, Mom, there's nothing to worry about. I'm just telling you. 65 00:04:08,810 --> 00:04:10,670 I'll figure everything out. I just need a little more. 66 00:04:29,810 --> 00:04:30,850 Ed? What? 67 00:04:31,690 --> 00:04:33,950 Were you just checking out? 68 00:04:34,230 --> 00:04:35,230 No. 69 00:04:35,350 --> 00:04:36,450 Are you crazy? 70 00:04:37,590 --> 00:04:38,990 Mom is sitting here. 71 00:04:39,710 --> 00:04:40,710 No. 72 00:04:44,070 --> 00:04:45,070 You were. 73 00:04:45,710 --> 00:04:50,030 Look, look, it's illegal to have a boner. Mom, I get boners all the time. I 74 00:04:50,030 --> 00:04:51,590 wasn't looking at you like that. 75 00:04:51,850 --> 00:04:54,210 Are you watching that stepmom and son porn again? 76 00:04:54,530 --> 00:04:56,810 No. I don't watch it. I don't. 77 00:04:57,260 --> 00:05:02,540 I was like, one time, Mom. I told you, like, I don't watch that stuff like 78 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:09,280 Alex, you have a boner, and I caught you dragging off to me. 79 00:05:10,180 --> 00:05:12,000 Mom, it was an accident. 80 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:15,800 Listen, I haven't had sex with your dad in forever. 81 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:19,340 And he's probably cheating on me. 82 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:24,740 But that doesn't mean I just go around and just grab you and touch you because 83 00:05:24,740 --> 00:05:25,740 I'm horny. 84 00:05:26,859 --> 00:05:29,160 Seriously? You're touching my dick right now. 85 00:05:29,540 --> 00:05:32,400 Well, because I caught you jacking off to me. 86 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:36,960 Well, it doesn't mean just grab my dick like that. 87 00:05:37,540 --> 00:05:38,540 Come on, Alex. 88 00:05:40,060 --> 00:05:41,400 What are you doing? 89 00:06:00,650 --> 00:06:01,650 Touch me first. 90 00:06:04,570 --> 00:06:05,810 That's kind of turning me on. 91 00:06:06,210 --> 00:06:07,210 You gotta stop. 92 00:06:07,810 --> 00:06:09,250 Yeah, just do it. We can't do this. 93 00:06:10,010 --> 00:06:11,010 Mom, just do it. 94 00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:12,790 Your father's at work. 95 00:06:13,150 --> 00:06:16,730 Yeah, he's never, he's always at work. I know, but what if he comes home early? 96 00:06:16,790 --> 00:06:18,450 He's not gonna come, he never comes home early. 97 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:35,920 father for now. 98 00:14:57,550 --> 00:14:58,990 You're so deep in mommy. 99 00:16:48,810 --> 00:16:49,810 reading you. 100 00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:03,720 Yeah. You like this? 101 00:18:05,420 --> 00:18:07,300 It feels good. 102 00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:37,110 What the... 103 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,880 I'm going to put it on the camera because it's already on. 7405

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.