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What you got?

Bloody hell.

- Is that...?
- Blimey, mate.

Let me see.

That is beautiful.

Is that what I think it is?

It's a ruddy spearhead,
mate. Incredible condition.

- Medieval?
- Well, earlier, I'd say.

I don't know. Could it be Roman?

Unbelievable. You got
some water to clean it?

Er...

Well, there's a
water tank over there.

No, I knew there was
something fishy going on.

You bloody liar. You
nearly wet yourself.

You said it was in
incredible condition.

Well, exactly.

It was the condition told
me something was wrong.

There was no age to it.

I wish I hadn't
seen the railings,

- I'd still have a spearhead.
- Well...

Now you know how it feels

to have your treasure
snatched away so cruelly

from right under your nose.

It feels like crap.

Wait a minute. It's
the same, isn't it?

What's the same as what?

The same as me
losing my gold coin.

Not even nearly the same.

That's a sign, a clue.

Are you building up to one
of your bits of mystic wisdom?

There's something
about... karma going on.

You're not gonna get in any
book of quotations with that, mate.

The thing is, we have
to redress the balance,

get our own back
on those idiots.

It's all a question of karma.

When I think about karma,
I see it as a good thing.

Like, if you do something nice,

something nice
will happen to you.

But you see it as
a tool for revenge.

Well, what do you suggest?

Just let them on the
land for God's sake.

Let everyone in. Get
a band. Have a festival.

You lose the farm in a few
days anyway, don't you?

But what if one of
them finds my hoard?

Then at least it will
have been found.

Anyway, I thought you said
his detector was an antique?

It is. It's a twat's detector.

There you go again, being
mean. Stop being a bully.

Just play nicely with
the other detectorists

and then nice things
will start to happen.

Whoo-hoo! My very own ship.

- It's a boat!
- No. I've upgraded it.

Today it's a ship. Come on, Dad.

Here.

Yeah, I...

I don't know if I...

Oh, Dad, please just
have a glass of wine.

Yeah. Water looks
a bit choppy today.

It's like a mirror. What
are you talking about?

It'll be fine.

Thank you.

- Cheers!
- Cheers!

- Cheers! KATE:
It's not so bad, is it?

No, not so bad.

Look at these two, Mum.

Do you see what they're making?

A house.

It's the house we went to see.

He can't stop thinking about it.

- He needs a place of his own.
- I know.

He's been making
homes for hedgehogs

and putting up bat boxes.

Some sort of nesting
instinct kicking in.

- When's the auction?
- Sunday.

- You thinking of going along?
- I don't know what else to do.

He's got it in his head
we're gonna win it.

I'm worried when we
don't, it's gonna hit him hard.

This is a big moment for
me, because, as you all know,

I have been working
on this for a long time.

And there were
moments on the journey

when I was quite despairing
of ever getting this far.

And there is only
one person to thank

for getting me through
those dark days,

and that is, of course, my own
darling Sheila, without whom...

Come on, Terry, just show
us, never mind the speeches.

We all know how great Sheila is.

Have you got it there?
Let's have a look.

Let me just explain that
this is only the proof copy.

The actual finished product
will have a much better...

Just show us!

Terry Cloth! Terry Cloth!
Terry Cloth! Terry Cloth...

Yeah, yeah. All right,
all right, all right, all right.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you

Common Buttons of North
West Essex by Terence Seymour.

Hooray!

Whoo!

Oh, I'm not expecting

to make the New York Times
Best Seller list obviously.

It would be nice, but... well,
the Co-op on Emsdale Road

say they're gonna
stock a few copies.

So we'll take it from
there, see how it goes.

What's the print
run on this, Terry?

- Initial print run of 45.
- Thousand?

No, 45.

So there'll be one
for each of you

and a bunch left over
for the general public.

- Will you sign mine?
- Certainly will, young Hugh.

I'll probably sign
all the first editions.

Could you leave mine
blank, it'll be worth more.

He could be the next JK Rowling.

Well, I doubt it'll
spawn a movie franchise

and a theme park, darling.

- Button World. I'd go.
- Mm.

It does sound like a
good day out, admittedly.

Speaking of a good day out,

Lance and I have
got a proposition.

You know we're losing
our permission on Monday.

Well, we've decided
it's time to open it up.

Get everyone down there for
the last day and blitz the place.

See what there is
before it's covered over.

About bloody time. You
think there's still more to find?

Who knows, Terry, but
we could do with your help.

It's going to be a
nice day on Sunday.

It is. Yeah.

And guess what I took
delivery of this very morning.

What?

- Brand spanking new gazebo.
- How big?

- Three metres by nine.
- Phew!

Bring it along, Teryllium,

and we can stick the
finds table underneath -

you could shift a few books.

Well, you heard the man.
These boys need our help.

- Full turn out, no excuses.
- There is just one thing.

We may not be
the only ones there.

Bloody hell. This is grim.

Welly, welly, well, well, well.

Look who's come crawling back.

- I can't do this.
- Mate!

Look who it is. It's the
Danebury Metal Detecting Club.

- That is our name.
- I know.

You were saying it

like you were making up
some funny name for us.

Ooh, if I were to make
up a funny name for you...

it'd be a hell of a
lot funnier than that,

- believe you me.
- Would it?

Oh, yes.

You said you could
get a preservation order

- put on that tree.
- That's the trick, isn't it?

Tree preservation orders
don't just... materialise.

We have made quite
clear our demands.

Nice to see you apply the same
ethics to your bat conservation

as you do to your
metal detecting.

You're not interested in bats.

Why do you want
to save that tree?

And what have you
found in that field

that you're guarding
it so closely?

Well, if you help
us, we'll tell you.

We can detect on the field?
- For one day.

The last day before we lose it.

The entire field, just the
two of us, for the whole day?

Now that we cannot agree to.

This time we're
gonna do it properly.

No more sneaking about.

We're gonna hold a rally
with a £5 entrance fee,

and at the end of the day
we'll donate that money

to your bat
conservation charity.

If you can save that tree.

- A proper organised rally?
- Yeah. That's the deal.

We'll get the County
Finds Liaison Officer down

to record everything
so it's above board.

Take it or leave it.
That's our final offer.

Will there be a barbecue?

I heard sometimes
they have a barbecue.

Uh...

Well, yeah, if the
weather's nice.

- And will there be a... gazebo?
- There will be a gazebo, yeah.

- Terry's got a new gazebo.
- A new one?

Well, we can maybe come
down early and help set that up.

- You could if you wanted.
- The thing is, we're not...

- We haven't got...
- What is it?

We're not currently members

of the National Council
for Metal Detecting.

Oh... I see.

It's been tough the
last few years with...

After the er... the troubles.

It's been difficult
to get references.

Well, we could make you honorary
DMDC members for the day.

Mm. Don't see why not.

Well, that would be nice.

I mean, that sounds
good. Paul, can you...

Oh, do you... Do you
need a little tissue?

- Yes, please.
- Help yourself.

Thanks.

And definitely
no-one could touch it?

Not for six months.

By which time you'll
have bats in your boxes.

You said there was
gonna be a rally.

Is there still gonna be a rally?

Here they come.

I'll see you in a
minute, darling.

I hear you're good with gazebos.

Well, it's been a while.

No matter. We can
always use a hand.

Hurry up now, we've
got a gazebo to erect,

and we don't have
all day to do it.

Steady!

Lance.

Oh! Thank you, Sheila.

Glorious day to be here as
we say farewell to a long-loved

and, I understand, recently
productive permission.

Thank you to Lance and
Andy for opening it up for us all.

And welcome to our
new friends, Paul and Phil.

- Chaps, what can you tell us?
- Thank you, Teralene.

Well, folks, we think
we've got a Roman burial,

or the remains thereof.

We've found parts
of a cremation urn,

parts of another pot and
various contemporary artefacts,

including the infamous
gold Septimius Severus,

which was found
on this very spot.

Yeah, mainly concentrated
in this area here, up this end,

but Roman coming up all
over this field and beyond, so...

So, loads of land to choose
from, ladies and gents.

Coils to the soil, have
a great day's detecting.

Guys? Guys, can
we spread out a bit?

Guys?

Guys! Guys!

Look, can we all
spread out a bit?

Look at yourselves! Come on!

Move out a bit. Come
on. Shoo! Go on.

Yee-ha! Go on!

Yee-ha! Go on, get out.

Ah. I knew you
wouldn't be able to resist.

I thought I'd better come
and see what it's all about,

find out what I'm
sharing you with.

Well, prepare to be transported

into a world of
wonder and adventure.

Righto! Have you found anything?

Hey, Toni, how's it going?

Mate, I've left my
stuff up by the tree,

I'll be back in an hour.
Don't find anything.

- Where are you going?
- Nipping off to buy a house.

You need anything?

Uh, no. OK. Cheers.

Oh!

Decide on your
price and stick to it.

So with the money from your
car, that's 15 grand we've got tops?

- Yeah.
- All right.

We'll just see how it goes.

If we get it, we
get it, if not...

Yeah.

- Let me do the bidding.
- Really?

Yeah, I know how to do it.

You hold up the card
to raise the bid £1,000,

and then you do
that to raise it 500.

- You think you can handle it?
- Don't mean to brag, darling,

but I've been watching
these programmes for years

while you've been at work.

I think I know what I'm doing.

- Have you got the card?
- What card?

The card with the number
on that you wave to bid?

Where do we get the card?

- I don't think we need that.
- Are you sure?

The ones on YouTube
usually have a card.

They've all got
cards, I knew it.

Excuse me, are we
supposed to have a card

with a number on it... to wave?

Lot 3 - property 65-65-66-3H,

1930s midi-terraced cottagette.

- What was that?
- Ssh.

Ours is the one after this.

Just watch and
see how they do it.

..excitement in the room, lot
of excitement on the phones.

So, twin contracts of
ownership, rental guidelines,

pertaining potential
under clauses pending.

Agents charges come
under Section 17, Part 3,

but merchants and contractors
can waive severance in person

within 21 days. So,
what have we got?

Start me over, if you
like. There, now, there.

- What's he saying?
- Get me going.

Where you gonna be?
Am I gonna find you?

Going to feel my
eye. Draw it to you.

Bring me an opener. Somebody?

45 I have, thank you,
sir. Do I see 46? 46 I see.

Do I see 47? May I say 48?

48 for you now. Is it
49? 49, 49, 49, 49, 49.

No. Do I have
49? 49, I have. 50?

50 I'm bid. Fresh bid.
Do I have 51? 51 I have.

52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57.

57, 57. I'm selling at £57,000.

One, twice, three times,
sold. Thank you. Moving on.

What even was that? Jesus!

It's not like this on
Property Lottery!

Nice button.

Welsh Guards.

Second Infantry.

Next up, lot 44-12D,
Tattersdown Cottage.

- This is it, this is us.
- Is it?

I don't understand a word
he's saying, I honestly don't.

Keep calm, concentrate.

Grab me in, somebody, across
my starting block. Pitch it up.

We are tick, tick, ticking.
Are you forward, are you aft?

Thank you. £15,000 I'm bid.
Do I hear £16,000 anywhere?

No? No 16?

£15,000 then. Any more?
No more bids at £15,000?

15,500. Fresh bid.
Thank you very much.

Do I hear 16? 16 I
have. Do I hear 17, sir?

16,500, sir? Very well.

I'm selling at £16,000 for the
first, second and third time...

Fresh bid, £17,000 at
the back of the room there.

Thank you very much,
madam. 18, do I hear 18?

18, 19, 20, 21,

22, 23, 24.

Do I hear 25? 25?

No, the bid is £24,000
at the back of the room.

Any advance on £24,000?
Selling once, twice...

£30,000, a fresh bid
on the phone there.

Do I hear 35, madam?
35 I have. 40 on the phone.

45 I have. 50 on the phone.

Do I hear 55, madam?
Thank you very much.

All out on the phone.

Any more bids in the room
before I sell to this lady

at the back of the
room for £55,000?

Selling, once, twice,
three times and sold.

Thank you very much. Moving on.

- What have you done?
- It's all right.

They'll send people
round, they'll take us down.

- It's all right, Andy.
- We'll go to prison.

- Andy.
- You'll go to prison.

My mum's gonna lend us
the money. I've got it here.

Why didn't you fucking
tell me? I nearly passed out.

It's ours, Andy. We won it.

I can't feel my legs.

Come on then, I dare
you. Let's swap for an hour.

All right.

Now, you're gonna
have to be careful,

cos this is gonna be like
a Formula One racing car.

You're not gonna
be used to the power.

Honestly, look at
this ridiculous thing.

I mean, it does
everything for you.

You don't feel like
you have any control.

Hang on, hang on, hang on.
Where do you shovel in the coal?

I'm assuming this
is steam driven?

What's this? You
got "spoons" mode.

It's a bit specific, isn't it?

Well, not if you're searching
in an old cutlery dump, it isn't.

See the Arado, it's sleek,
elegant and minimalist.

This is vulgar, like
a monster truck.

- What year is this?
- It's an original. 1978.

- Is it really?
- Mm-hm.

Is it? Oh. Same as
my Triumph. Yeah.

Ah! Ha-ha!

Mm! Yeah, there it is.

- 1978, well, I never.
- Unmistakable. A good year?

- They'll be 40 soon.
- The big 4-0.

Here, I might have to take

a little photograph
of them together later.

I like the way your mind ticks.

- How are your legs?
- Yeah, still a bit trembly.

Ooh, there's Toni looking
bored. You go and play.

- I love you.
- I love you.

Hurry up and find some
gold! We've never been skinter!

Hey, mate!

Mate, I'm a homeow...

What, mate? All I got
was you're a homo.

- Homeowner. I'm a home owner.
- No way, mate? You won it?

- Bloody won it.
- Oh, congratulations.

With 12 grand?

- Well, no, we had to go over.
- Oh.

- Who did the bidding, you?
- Yeah, yeah, me, yeah.

- With the little card?
- All of that, you know.

Well, nice one,
mate. Congratulations.

Hang on a sec. What's
going on? What's that?

Oh, yeah, I'm
trying it out. My idea.

You know what,
it's not half bad.

That's embarrassing.

Leave you alone
for a couple of hours.

Simple, but effective.

Well, a good day, all.

No gold, unfortunately,
despite the earlier false alarm.

Sorry. Shouldn't
have done that dance.

Oh, I am all for dancing, Paul,

as any of these
people will tell you,

but in the field we
only dance for gold.

I didn't expect everybody
to run towards me like that.

No, as I say, no gold,

and I feel we've found
all there is to be found.

If there was a grave
here, I think, unfortunately,

it has been lost to
time and the plough.

And with that, I suggest we
all retire to the Two Brewers,

where the first round
is most definitely on me.

Come on, then. I'll race you.

- Are you coming?
- Yeah. I was just gonna...

- Do you need a moment alone?
- Do you mind?

Would you mind?

So that's it, then.
Wasn't meant to be.

- Nope, not this time.
- What do we do now?

Find a new permission.
Carry on, mate.

Gotta keep searching.

I don't know why we do it.

- No? I do.
- I thought you probably would.

- Time travel.
- Go on.

Metal detecting is the
closest you'll get to time travel.

See, archaeologists,
they gather up the facts,

piece the jigsaw together.

Work out how we lived and
find the buildings we lived in,

but what we do
is... it's different.

We unearth the
scattered memories,

mine for stories,
fill in the personality.

Detectorists.

We're time travellers.

Yeah, all right, I'll
give you that one.

- Pub?
- Go on, then.

♪ Will you search
the lonely earth for me?

♪ Climb through
the briar and bramble?

♪ I'll be your treasure

♪ I felt the touch of the
kings and the breath of the wind

♪ I knew the call
of all the song birds

♪ They sang all the wrong words

♪ I'm waiting for you

♪ Would you drift o'er
the rolling fields for me?

♪ Hold me in the highest bough?

♪ I'll be your treasure

♪ But in history's rhyme
there's a place and a time

♪ And a truth to the gold
that the folds cannot hold

♪ I'm waiting for you

♪ I'm waiting for you