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E-Excuse me.
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- Yeah?
- Would you mind taking a photo?
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Sure.
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I'll just wind it back.
It's an old... old camera.
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There we are. Just
press that button there.
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Okay.
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Try and get me with the jewel.
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- Yeah.
- One sec.
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Yeah?
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That's great.
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It's important that
I get the... the...
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♪ Will you search through
the lonely earth for me ♪
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♪ Climb through the
briar and bramble? ♪
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♪ I'll be your treasure ♪
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♪ I'm waiting for you ♪
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♪ I'm waiting for you ♪
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Oh!
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Little stripy bas... bastard.
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Ohh!
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Why are you even
awake at this time of year?
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Mate!
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Bloody hell.
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Hello, mate! Ah!
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Oh, I-I won't... I've spilled a
bit of coffee down my front.
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Sure.
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So, what are you
doing here, then?
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I thought you were
supposed to be in Botswana.
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Yeah, just came back for
a week, pick up some stuff.
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Looks like we're gonna
be staying a bit longer.
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Yeah? So it's all
going well, then?
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Mate, it's amazing. I've
got so much to tell you.
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And Becky and Stan?
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Yeah, they're well.
They're at home.
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I'll have to come
'round, say hello.
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Oh, no, I meant
home, Botswana home.
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Bloody hell. Listen to that!
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Even got a bit of an
accent going on there.
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- Shut up. I haven't.
- Mm.
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But they're both well?
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Yeah, yeah, brilliant. Thriving.
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How are you doing?
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Yeah, all right. Not bad.
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Sure?
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Yeah, yeah. All good.
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Apart from this bloody wasp.
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What's a wasp even doing
awake at this time of year?
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Strange, isn't it?
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Sent here to hound me.
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Oh, tell you what...
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Went to see the jewel this week.
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It's on temporary display
at the British Museum.
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No way! Already?
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How does it look?
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Well, I'll tell you
what it looks like.
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It looks like a wild animal
that's been trapped in a cage.
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What, you'd prefer it
was still under the ground?
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Oh, I don't know,
mate. I can't explain it.
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They haven't even
given it a name.
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It's called R5010ST78.
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Catchy.
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Been prodded and
poked and catalogued.
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Can't even remember what
it felt like in my own hand.
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I'm giving a talk about it
on Tuesday at the club.
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With slides.
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Nice one. I'll be there.
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There's a journalist
coming down to write about it
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for the local rag.
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You've become
quite the celebrity.
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Oh, yeah.
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Thinking of bringing
out a perfume range.
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The reward money?
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Oh, it hasn't come through
yet, but it's all signed off.
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Check should be with
me in the next few days.
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How much?
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Mm!
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Mm! Oh!
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Ohh!
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And here you can see
an artist's impression
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of what it would have looked
like with the shaft in place.
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It was probably
cherry or rosewood.
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There may have been a
leather strap attached...
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Again, long since
returned to the earth.
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There is talk of replacing
the shaft at some point,
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but this is of course
ongoing discussion.
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And finally here she is...
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proudly in her place.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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A-Any questions?
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Who's that?
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What do you
mean? It's... It's me.
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No, behind you.
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Don't know.
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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Right, right!
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Stand back, Varde. Stand back.
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Lights, please, Sheila.
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Keep away from it.
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- No!
- No!
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- Fuck! My eye!
- Russell, Jesus!
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For God's sake,
Russell, I'm soaked!
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Good work, you fucking idiot.
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Oh, that's all the
thanks I get, is it?
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You'd be happier in
flames, would you?
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Honestly.
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I don't know why I
bother sometimes.
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Look at my jumper.
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I-I didn't see it.
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What did you see, Sheila?
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Oh, here he is. You
saw it, didn't you, Lance?
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Saw what?
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The hooded figure in
the back of the picture.
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No, didn't see
anything like that.
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Well, then, why did
you go deathly white?
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It was looking at you, Lance.
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Don't say that, Sheila.
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Well, I was at the wrong angle.
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But if Sheila says
she saw something...
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Sheila tends to see things.
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What sort of things?
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Things that are
not of this world.
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Oh, brilliant.
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That's the last thing
I need right now...
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Ghostly hooded monk
following me around.
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Are you all right, Lance?
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I've noticed you've
not had anything
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on the finds table for months.
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I haven't found anything
since that aestel.
128
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Yeah, but, mate, that
jewel is a once-in-a-lifetime.
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Nothing's ever gonna
compare to that,
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the usual buttons and...
131
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No, no. You don't understand.
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I have found nothing since then.
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Not a buckle, not a
ring pull, not even scrap.
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I get phantom signals...
Really good, strong signals...
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And they just disappear
as soon as I start to dig.
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It's the curse of the gold.
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Shut up. No such thing.
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Don't be so sure.
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Remember what happened
to Lenny Drinkwater
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when he found
that Viking bracelet?
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He didn't fill in his hole.
142
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Beryl Cambridge steps in
the hole, breaks an ankle.
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Break goes gangrene.
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Leg comes off below the knee.
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Curse of the gold.
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Well, it's not only that.
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I got hayfever for the first
time in my life this summer.
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And I've started
stumbling over rocks
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and tripping into nettles.
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I can't remember
birdsong anymore.
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And then there's this.
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A wasp. In December?
153
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You know the exact
point it stung me?
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In the face.
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When you mentioned
the reward money.
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Look.
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I thought it was
him for a moment.
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So did I. Nearly shat meself.
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I think you need to
reconnect to the land, mate.
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How?
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I think you need to go
back to basics for a while.
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Ditch the CTX. Go
for something simpler.
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Swap with Hugh.
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VK30?
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You said it yourself...
It's a good, solid detector.
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I don't mind trying
the VK30, but...
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Well, I'm not sure about
Hugh using the CTX.
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Now, come on.
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If this is about karma,
you've got to do your bit.
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Fine.
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00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:08,774
Lance Slater?
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Stater.
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I've been sent down
to interview you.
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Oh, yeah, we were expecting
you earlier on in the Scout hut.
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Oh. What's it about?
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What's what about?
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The article. What have you done?
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Well, don't you know?
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Well, it'll be in my notes.
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I've unearthed a
gold aestel. Mm?
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It's been acquired by...
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Oh, that's it. The
pirate treasure, got it.
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I'm at the bar, yeah?
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Don't mention the curse.
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There is no curse.
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Yeah, otherwise they'll latch
onto it and make that the story.
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"Local man haunted
by sinister presence."
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- Yeah.
- There is no curse.
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So...
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Remind me. What
was it you found?
191
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A late-Saxon jeweled aestel...
192
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Has to be in language a
10-year-old could understand.
193
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Pardon?
194
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Can't have too many big words.
195
00:11:21,283 --> 00:11:23,149
- Uh...
- Like Saxon.
196
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Oh, uh, well, it's
a type of jewel...
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- Gold?
- Yeah.
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Diamonds?
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Garnets and glass.
200
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I'll put diamonds.
How much is it worth?
201
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Uh...
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Uh, well, the final valuation
hasn't come through yet.
203
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- Roughly.
- They reckon about 50,000.
204
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You get to keep all that?
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Half. It's split with
the landowner.
206
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What are you going to buy?
207
00:11:49,411 --> 00:11:50,777
To buy?
208
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With the money. Are
you gonna splash out?
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I haven't thought about it yet.
210
00:11:54,817 --> 00:11:57,377
- Can we say holiday?
- Um...
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Holiday of a lifetime.
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- Oh, okay.
- Where?
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Uh, Dorset.
214
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I'll put Australia.
215
00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:06,326
Okay, that's great. Cheers.
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Mm.
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Aah!
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Oh!
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00:12:45,033 --> 00:12:46,296
Ah!
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Ohh!
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All right, Wayne? Jim about?
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I need him to look at my car.
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Jim's dead.
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Dead?
225
00:13:02,017 --> 00:13:03,610
Yeah.
226
00:13:03,685 --> 00:13:06,280
- When?
- Couple of weeks back.
227
00:13:06,355 --> 00:13:08,381
W-Why didn't anyone tell me?
228
00:13:08,457 --> 00:13:10,551
Don't know.
229
00:13:10,626 --> 00:13:12,390
What did he die of?
230
00:13:12,461 --> 00:13:15,158
Don't know.
231
00:13:15,230 --> 00:13:17,495
There's a new mechanic... Toni.
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Is he in?
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Out there.
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Right.
235
00:13:28,877 --> 00:13:31,244
Hello? Tony?
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Yep, hello.
237
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With an "I."
238
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- Pardon?
- It's Toni with an "I."
239
00:13:39,721 --> 00:13:40,950
You were saying it with a "Y."
240
00:13:41,023 --> 00:13:43,891
- No, I wasn't.
- Yes, you were.
241
00:13:43,959 --> 00:13:45,018
I'm Lance.
242
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Nice to meet you.
243
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Oh.
244
00:13:51,099 --> 00:13:54,627
Yes, uh, it's about
my car. The TR7.
245
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- Is that yours?
- Yeah.
246
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I love that car.
247
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Thanks.
248
00:13:59,508 --> 00:14:00,635
Thank you.
249
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:03,975
Yeah, uh, I normally do
all the work on it myself.
250
00:14:04,046 --> 00:14:05,046
And what's the problem?
251
00:14:05,113 --> 00:14:07,480
She keeps misfiring.
It's got me stumped.
252
00:14:07,549 --> 00:14:10,109
I can have a look now.
There's no hurry for this.
253
00:14:10,185 --> 00:14:11,483
Cheers.
254
00:14:14,623 --> 00:14:16,353
Haven't seen you
around here before.
255
00:14:16,425 --> 00:14:19,054
I usually do nights. I'm
at college during the day.
256
00:14:19,127 --> 00:14:20,425
Oh. What are you studying?
257
00:14:20,496 --> 00:14:22,522
Agricultural college... farming.
258
00:14:22,598 --> 00:14:25,090
- Ah, you want to be a farmer.
- That's the idea.
259
00:14:25,167 --> 00:14:28,228
I spend quite a lot of
time on farmland myself.
260
00:14:28,303 --> 00:14:29,999
That sounds a bit creepy.
261
00:14:30,072 --> 00:14:32,200
I'm a metal detectorist.
262
00:14:32,274 --> 00:14:34,903
- Oh, that's weird.
- What?
263
00:14:34,977 --> 00:14:37,469
I have no idea
what one of those is.
264
00:14:37,546 --> 00:14:40,641
Oh, I thought you were
gonna say you were one too.
265
00:14:40,716 --> 00:14:43,811
I know. That's what I wanted
you to think I was gonna say.
266
00:14:46,054 --> 00:14:48,216
It only happens now and then,
267
00:14:48,290 --> 00:14:51,556
and then it mysteriously
clears itself up.
268
00:14:51,627 --> 00:14:53,061
I was gonna talk
to Jim about it,
269
00:14:53,128 --> 00:14:55,723
but I just discovered
he's checked out on us,
270
00:14:55,797 --> 00:14:58,699
which is bloody inconvenient.
271
00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,861
He has ceased to be.
272
00:15:00,936 --> 00:15:04,134
He's expired and
gone to meet his maker.
273
00:15:04,206 --> 00:15:07,938
He is an ex-mechanic.
274
00:15:10,012 --> 00:15:11,446
He was your dad, wasn't he?
275
00:15:11,513 --> 00:15:12,513
Yes.
276
00:15:14,116 --> 00:15:16,415
Yes.
277
00:15:16,485 --> 00:15:17,953
I can see that now.
278
00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:20,512
You've got the same...
279
00:15:22,858 --> 00:15:24,588
h-hands.
280
00:15:26,695 --> 00:15:28,789
Sorry about that.
281
00:15:28,864 --> 00:15:30,696
It's probably one
of your carburetors.
282
00:15:30,766 --> 00:15:31,961
You reckon?
283
00:15:32,034 --> 00:15:33,696
Probably. I'll have a look.
284
00:15:36,905 --> 00:15:38,498
Want a cup of tea?
285
00:15:38,574 --> 00:15:39,769
No, thanks.
286
00:15:42,844 --> 00:15:44,608
Yeah, I'll...
287
00:15:48,917 --> 00:15:51,216
I almost wish I'd
never found that jewel.
288
00:15:52,955 --> 00:15:55,686
I wish I could go back to
the days before I found gold.
289
00:15:55,757 --> 00:15:57,191
Come on, you
don't really believe
290
00:15:57,259 --> 00:15:58,386
there's a curse, do you?
291
00:15:58,460 --> 00:16:00,952
Well, something's going on.
292
00:16:01,029 --> 00:16:03,089
I just want to find something.
293
00:16:04,099 --> 00:16:06,568
Small, the usual.
294
00:16:06,635 --> 00:16:09,264
Buttons and buckles.
The occasional coin.
295
00:16:09,338 --> 00:16:10,338
Here's Hugh.
296
00:16:13,075 --> 00:16:14,907
So you're really gonna do this?
297
00:16:14,977 --> 00:16:16,343
Hand over the CTX?
298
00:16:16,411 --> 00:16:17,845
I'm up for it.
299
00:16:17,913 --> 00:16:20,678
Anything that gets me
out from under this cloud.
300
00:16:20,749 --> 00:16:24,516
Probably do me good
to downgrade for a bit.
301
00:16:24,586 --> 00:16:26,851
Prove it's not all
about the equipment.
302
00:16:26,922 --> 00:16:30,791
Says Captain Equipment
from the 25th century.
303
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:33,556
Here he is, with his VK30.
304
00:16:33,629 --> 00:16:36,690
- All right?
- You ready to try this baby?
305
00:16:36,765 --> 00:16:37,858
Yeah.
306
00:16:37,933 --> 00:16:39,492
All right, now, you've
got to make sure
307
00:16:39,568 --> 00:16:41,093
you get a good
grip on it, all right?
308
00:16:41,169 --> 00:16:43,138
- So have you got it?
- Yeah.
309
00:16:43,205 --> 00:16:44,749
Don't pull it, don't
pull it, don't pull it.
310
00:16:44,773 --> 00:16:46,833
And always use the
bungee for support.
311
00:16:46,908 --> 00:16:47,908
All right?
312
00:16:47,943 --> 00:16:49,070
- Have you got it?
- Yeah.
313
00:16:49,144 --> 00:16:51,636
Yeah, 'cause it's heavier than
what you're used to, you see?
314
00:16:51,713 --> 00:16:53,545
- So, have you got it?
- Yeah.
315
00:16:53,615 --> 00:16:55,948
All right, I'm gonna
hand it over to you...
316
00:16:56,952 --> 00:16:58,545
now.
317
00:17:00,122 --> 00:17:03,581
Right, just... just use the
factory default settings.
318
00:17:03,659 --> 00:17:05,787
Don't touch any of the
buttons, 'cause I've got
319
00:17:05,861 --> 00:17:07,830
all my specialist
settings stored in there.
320
00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:09,607
All right, mate, he knows
how to use a detector.
321
00:17:09,631 --> 00:17:11,075
- Let him get on with it.
- Yeah, all right.
322
00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:13,967
- Lunch at 12:00?
- Okay, then.
323
00:17:14,036 --> 00:17:15,470
See ya.
324
00:17:22,444 --> 00:17:23,377
Hugh?
325
00:17:23,445 --> 00:17:26,574
Take care of her, mate.
326
00:17:26,648 --> 00:17:27,877
Okay.
327
00:18:26,074 --> 00:18:28,270
Whoo-hoo!
328
00:18:28,343 --> 00:18:30,312
Hey, mate!
329
00:18:30,378 --> 00:18:32,643
Mate! Come and
see what he's found!
330
00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:40,164
Come and have a look,
mate. You won't believe it.
331
00:18:40,188 --> 00:18:41,247
What have you got?
332
00:18:41,323 --> 00:18:42,621
It's my first hammered.
333
00:18:46,261 --> 00:18:48,560
Eddie Il.
334
00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:49,928
Long cross.
335
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:51,728
Congratulations.
336
00:18:53,769 --> 00:18:56,329
Sorry, Lance. Seems a bit rude.
337
00:18:56,404 --> 00:18:57,770
No, it's not your fault, mate.
338
00:18:57,839 --> 00:18:58,966
It's the curse of the gold.
339
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:01,805
Oh, come on. You're not really
swallowing that crud, are you?
340
00:19:01,877 --> 00:19:03,106
How else do you explain it?
341
00:19:03,178 --> 00:19:05,238
Proves it's me,
not the detector.
342
00:19:05,313 --> 00:19:07,145
Like the curse of Tutankhamen.
343
00:19:07,215 --> 00:19:08,945
Exactly. And that's
well documented.
344
00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:10,228
I can't believe
what I'm hearing.
345
00:19:10,252 --> 00:19:12,312
The Egyptian gods,
they were angry
346
00:19:12,387 --> 00:19:14,379
that they were making
money from the treasures.
347
00:19:14,456 --> 00:19:17,085
Curse only ended when they
returned his mummy to the tomb.
348
00:19:17,159 --> 00:19:18,957
Right, well, we
don't have a mummy
349
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:20,757
or a tomb to return it to, so...
350
00:19:20,829 --> 00:19:21,990
Have to get it back.
351
00:19:22,063 --> 00:19:23,691
What's that?
352
00:19:24,699 --> 00:19:25,632
Nothing.
353
00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:27,794
Right. Pub?
354
00:19:27,869 --> 00:19:29,565
- Yeah.
- Good.
355
00:19:29,638 --> 00:19:32,198
Your first hammered.
Deserves a pint.
356
00:20:31,399 --> 00:20:33,868
Are you planning on
springing it from its glass case?
357
00:20:33,935 --> 00:20:35,995
What? No.
358
00:20:36,071 --> 00:20:38,267
- I'm joking.
- Oh!
359
00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:40,536
Wait! You were, weren't you?
360
00:20:40,609 --> 00:20:42,077
No.
361
00:20:42,143 --> 00:20:44,203
I'm joking.
362
00:20:44,279 --> 00:20:46,339
Twice.
363
00:20:46,414 --> 00:20:47,643
I'm Alan Chub.
364
00:20:47,716 --> 00:20:49,207
I was supposed to
meet you last week.
365
00:20:49,284 --> 00:20:51,185
Oh, right, yes.
366
00:20:51,253 --> 00:20:52,778
Forgot all about it.
367
00:20:52,854 --> 00:20:54,482
You came quite a
long way, didn't you?
368
00:20:54,556 --> 00:20:55,785
Quite a long way, yeah.
369
00:20:55,857 --> 00:20:58,884
Yeah, good. Good.
370
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,122
Well, there it
bloody well is, then.
371
00:21:01,196 --> 00:21:01,993
Yes.
372
00:21:02,063 --> 00:21:05,192
After a thousand years,
Mother Earth's secret unearthed.
373
00:21:05,267 --> 00:21:07,031
Feels pretty good, doesn't it?
374
00:21:07,102 --> 00:21:08,263
Not really.
375
00:21:08,336 --> 00:21:12,000
Just feels like she's
got one less secret.
376
00:21:12,073 --> 00:21:13,905
I don't think I was
supposed to find it.
377
00:21:13,975 --> 00:21:16,740
All those years under the earth,
378
00:21:16,811 --> 00:21:19,576
end up in a hermetically
sealed glass box.
379
00:21:19,648 --> 00:21:21,844
Well, who's to
say this is the end?
380
00:21:21,917 --> 00:21:24,978
This could be just
another chapter in its story.
381
00:21:25,053 --> 00:21:28,285
It's got a fair few
millennia left to go yet.
382
00:21:28,356 --> 00:21:31,554
Oh, I, uh, spoke to the
landowner this morning.
383
00:21:31,626 --> 00:21:33,959
He said he's received
his half of the reward.
384
00:21:34,029 --> 00:21:35,327
I'm assuming
you've got the same.
385
00:21:35,397 --> 00:21:37,559
What? No.
386
00:21:37,632 --> 00:21:39,430
I-I don't know.
387
00:21:39,501 --> 00:21:41,163
I left before the post arrived.
388
00:21:41,236 --> 00:21:44,673
Ah. Well, Mr. Roach, he got
a check through the post for...
389
00:21:44,739 --> 00:21:46,799
Don't... Don't say.
390
00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:48,275
Oh. Why not?
391
00:21:48,343 --> 00:21:50,175
Because something
bad will happen.
392
00:21:50,245 --> 00:21:53,113
I'll get an electric shock
or something will fall on us.
393
00:21:53,181 --> 00:21:54,479
What do you mean?
394
00:21:54,549 --> 00:21:57,747
Every time anyone mentions the
money, something bad happens.
395
00:21:57,819 --> 00:22:00,914
Ah. You mean the
curse of the gold.
396
00:22:02,157 --> 00:22:03,352
You believe in that?
397
00:22:03,425 --> 00:22:06,395
Look, if you're feeling bad
about taking the money,
398
00:22:06,461 --> 00:22:09,522
then we're always open to
charitable donations here.
399
00:22:09,597 --> 00:22:12,157
I mean, we're far too
busy to worry about curses.
400
00:22:12,233 --> 00:22:14,293
Probably half the things
in here are cursed anyway.
401
00:22:14,369 --> 00:22:15,393
That's why we keep them
402
00:22:15,470 --> 00:22:18,406
hermetically sealed
in glass cases...
403
00:22:18,473 --> 00:22:22,240
To keep the curses in and
stop you from stealing things.
404
00:22:22,310 --> 00:22:23,539
I-I wasn't gonna...
405
00:22:23,611 --> 00:22:26,171
I'm joking. Three times.
406
00:22:26,247 --> 00:22:27,180
Oh.
407
00:22:27,248 --> 00:22:32,186
Seriously, though, if you did
want to give something back...
408
00:22:32,253 --> 00:22:36,281
You mean like... like a gift?
409
00:22:36,358 --> 00:22:38,293
A gift. Exactly.
410
00:22:40,261 --> 00:22:41,559
Yes.
411
00:22:43,098 --> 00:22:44,623
Yes.
412
00:22:44,699 --> 00:22:46,691
Thank you.
413
00:22:48,470 --> 00:22:51,440
Oh, call my office anytime.
414
00:22:51,506 --> 00:22:52,769
Thank you.
415
00:24:42,784 --> 00:24:44,377
Blackbird.
416
00:24:58,500 --> 00:24:59,866
Hello.
417
00:24:59,934 --> 00:25:02,165
Hey.
418
00:25:02,237 --> 00:25:03,432
All right?
419
00:25:03,505 --> 00:25:06,304
Yeah, it's all done. It
was your head gasket.
420
00:25:06,374 --> 00:25:08,036
Ah, brilliant.
421
00:25:08,109 --> 00:25:09,737
Thanks a lot.
422
00:25:11,913 --> 00:25:15,315
Listen, uh, about the other day.
423
00:25:15,383 --> 00:25:17,113
Sorry, I wasn't thinking.
424
00:25:17,185 --> 00:25:18,448
Why? What happened?
425
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,489
About your dad.
426
00:25:20,555 --> 00:25:22,285
What about him?
427
00:25:22,357 --> 00:25:25,589
I called him an ex-mechanic.
428
00:25:25,660 --> 00:25:28,960
Oh. Yeah.
429
00:25:29,030 --> 00:25:30,862
He wasn't really my dad.
430
00:25:32,700 --> 00:25:33,463
What?
431
00:25:33,535 --> 00:25:35,561
The old mechanic
who died. Jim, was it?
432
00:25:35,637 --> 00:25:38,129
- Yeah.
- He wasn't really my dad.
433
00:25:38,206 --> 00:25:40,698
I never met him. I was joking.
434
00:25:40,775 --> 00:25:43,006
Joking?
435
00:25:46,047 --> 00:25:49,449
Well, I've been kicking
myself all week about that.
436
00:25:49,517 --> 00:25:52,612
I actually literally kicked
myself at one point.
437
00:25:52,687 --> 00:25:55,020
Not hard enough to leave
a bruise, but quite hard.
438
00:25:55,089 --> 00:25:56,233
It was you who
said it was my dad.
439
00:25:56,257 --> 00:25:57,748
I just didn't deny it.
440
00:25:57,825 --> 00:25:58,825
You confirmed it.
441
00:25:58,893 --> 00:26:01,385
I asked if it was your
dad, and you said yes.
442
00:26:01,462 --> 00:26:02,521
Did I?
443
00:26:02,597 --> 00:26:04,395
Yes.
444
00:26:04,465 --> 00:26:06,832
Sorry. I couldn't resist.
445
00:26:06,901 --> 00:26:09,336
That's unbelievable.
446
00:26:12,373 --> 00:26:13,373
I fixed your car.
447
00:26:16,044 --> 00:26:17,910
Thanks a lot. How
much do I owe you?
448
00:26:17,979 --> 00:26:20,813
It's fine. You can
have that one.
449
00:26:20,882 --> 00:26:22,248
Because of the joke.
450
00:26:25,453 --> 00:26:26,944
Do you want a cup of tea?
451
00:26:28,156 --> 00:26:29,749
Go on, then.
452
00:26:35,964 --> 00:26:38,433
- Sugar?
- One, please.
453
00:26:56,117 --> 00:26:58,484
So, flying out tomorrow?
454
00:26:58,553 --> 00:27:00,681
Yep. In the evening.
455
00:27:00,755 --> 00:27:02,087
When are you back?
456
00:27:02,156 --> 00:27:06,457
Probably not till next Christmas
if the dig gets more funding.
457
00:27:06,527 --> 00:27:09,087
But I tell you what, mate,
you should come out.
458
00:27:09,163 --> 00:27:10,495
Yeah, I could do, couldn't I?
459
00:27:10,565 --> 00:27:12,243
Absolutely. You should
definitely come out.
460
00:27:12,267 --> 00:27:15,260
Stan would like to
see you. And Becky.
461
00:27:15,336 --> 00:27:17,066
I might just do that.
462
00:27:17,138 --> 00:27:19,334
Use some of your
reward money, splash out.
463
00:27:19,407 --> 00:27:20,966
Fly first class.
464
00:27:21,042 --> 00:27:25,104
Uh, no, I... That's all gone.
465
00:27:25,179 --> 00:27:27,444
Already? What
did you spend it on?
466
00:27:27,515 --> 00:27:31,646
Well, not spent so
much as invested.
467
00:27:32,954 --> 00:27:35,219
Long-term investment.
468
00:27:36,257 --> 00:27:39,352
Ah. Here we go.
469
00:27:49,937 --> 00:27:51,701
Oh! There. There.
470
00:27:57,145 --> 00:27:58,785
- Bloody hell.
- What have you got?
471
00:27:58,846 --> 00:28:00,371
- Hammered!
- No!
472
00:28:00,448 --> 00:28:02,280
Big un. Half groat.
473
00:28:02,350 --> 00:28:04,649
There you go, then,
mate. The curse is lifted.
474
00:28:04,719 --> 00:28:06,551
It's one of the Henrys.
475
00:28:06,621 --> 00:28:08,681
- Which one?
- Stand by.
476
00:28:08,756 --> 00:28:12,625
Henry VI, 1453.
477
00:28:12,694 --> 00:28:14,185
Long cross.
478
00:28:14,262 --> 00:28:16,060
No marks on obverse.
479
00:28:16,130 --> 00:28:18,725
Two extra pellets on reverse.
480
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,132
Boom!
481
00:28:20,201 --> 00:28:21,829
Check your hole.
482
00:28:24,339 --> 00:28:27,366
- All clear.
- Replace plug.
483
00:28:27,442 --> 00:28:28,375
Check.
484
00:28:28,443 --> 00:28:29,536
Pub?
485
00:28:30,845 --> 00:28:31,845
Go on, then.
486
00:28:36,918 --> 00:28:41,117
So there's this bloke at work,
487
00:28:41,189 --> 00:28:44,023
wants to ask this girl out.
488
00:28:44,092 --> 00:28:47,062
He's been asking me for advice.
489
00:28:47,128 --> 00:28:48,426
Oh, yeah?
490
00:28:48,496 --> 00:28:50,988
Yeah, he's... he's worried
in case she says no
491
00:28:51,065 --> 00:28:53,557
and he feels stupid.
492
00:28:53,634 --> 00:28:55,296
What did you advise him?
493
00:28:55,370 --> 00:28:57,999
Well, I told him he
should just go for it.
494
00:28:58,072 --> 00:28:59,404
What's he got to lose?
495
00:28:59,474 --> 00:29:03,241
Absolutely. Just go for it.
496
00:29:03,311 --> 00:29:05,439
You think that was
good advice I gave him?
497
00:29:05,513 --> 00:29:06,276
Yeah.
498
00:29:06,347 --> 00:29:08,782
If she says no, no big
deal. At least he asked her.
499
00:29:11,452 --> 00:29:15,890
So then he was
asking, if she said yes,
500
00:29:15,957 --> 00:29:18,324
where he should take her.
501
00:29:18,393 --> 00:29:20,157
Oh, right. What did you say?
502
00:29:20,228 --> 00:29:25,360
Well, I said probably just
down the pub, first date.
503
00:29:25,433 --> 00:29:26,992
Less formal than dinner.
504
00:29:27,068 --> 00:29:28,969
Ah, sounds like good
advice you gave him.
505
00:29:29,036 --> 00:29:31,335
- Yeah?
- Yeah, I reckon.
506
00:29:31,406 --> 00:29:33,102
I told him he... He should just
507
00:29:33,174 --> 00:29:35,939
try and be himself, relax.
508
00:29:36,010 --> 00:29:38,411
Yeah, spot-on.
509
00:29:38,479 --> 00:29:41,278
When's he gonna ask her out?
510
00:29:41,349 --> 00:29:43,147
This Wednesday, I reckon.
511
00:29:43,217 --> 00:29:45,812
Yeah, well, tell him
good luck from me.
512
00:29:45,887 --> 00:29:47,253
You don't know him.
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