All language subtitles for Cybill s02 6666

You've got a good place here.

I'm not looking for trouble.

Did I say that wrong?

It's Landcap.

Hello. I'm looking for Mr.

Rashida.

Sibul, what a problem.

Sibul. Turn it off.

Get it, you scum.

Hello, It's Landcap.

Get it, you scum.

Sibu, you're so beautiful.

Sibu, this is a woman. She's so
beautiful.

Luggage.

Why?

This time, I really had it with Kevin.

You're never going to guess what he did.

Sounds like Mommy's little girl needs to
talk to somebody.

So does Ira. He's in the kitchen.

Mother! I'm sorry, honey. I'm in a
hurry. But like I told you last time,

got to learn to talk to Kevin.

Otherwise, how does he know you have a
problem?

Oh, he knows.

I intentionally stopped buying his
favorite cereal.

Well, if that doesn't get his attention.

Mother, I came over here to get away
from all of that. Now I'm going to take

bath and think.

Rachel?

Rachel?

You come right down here this minute and
take this baby!

So, William, have you ever been to an
audition?

I don't know if Rachel and Kevin are
really having problems or if he just

notice she had her bangs trimmed.

Tortoise shell sunglasses are out. Oh,
my God, I'm a fashion don't.

I'll take them.

Anyway, if I've learned anything about
Rachel, it's to stay out of it. Why do

the French love vinyl so much? Don't
those people smell bad enough in clothes

that breathe?

This reminds me, did I ever tell you
about the time I was talking to you and

actually listened to me?

I'm sorry, darling. Is something
happening in your life?

Oh, nothing much. Just a co -starring
role in a TV movie with Kenny Rogers.

The Gambler?

Tell me, tell me, tell me. Was he there?
Did you see him? Did you meet him? Did

you take his love to town?

play the frontier doctor, and I'm going
to play a train robber who takes a

bullet in the leg.

I'd gladly take a bullet to the leg just
to have him suck it out and hum a ruby.

Well, there goes tonight's sleep.

Two house salads, compliments of the
gentleman at the bar.

It's been years since a stranger bought
me a salad.

That's no stranger, that's my son -in
-law.

Oh, I smell a Ricky Lake episode.

lettuce stuff.

For future reference, I take my salad
with a twist, two shots of vodka, and

of this leafy stuff.

I was hoping I would run into you here,
Mother Sheridan.

I can't tell you how annoying it is to
me when you call me that. I feel like I

should live in a shoe.

So, what's up?

Well, I don't think Rachel...

would appreciate my airing out our dirty
linen in front of the whole world.

Kevin, I can hear it now, or I can hear
it in 20 minutes. You're calm.

All right, then.

It's simply that I work my fingers to
the bone to get tenure, and when I come

home, Rachel is cold, aloof, ever so
oddly formal.

That must be hell for a pistol like you.

Did you talk to her?

No. But my silence speaks volumes.

Whenever Dr.

Dick and I would fight, we would go on a
bender, throw things, and then make

wild monkey love on the shards of our
broken dishes.

There goes tomorrow night's sleep.

I'm probably just overreacting. I'm sure
Rachel is just fine at your house. I

should just stop worrying and wait for
this whole thing to blow over.

Do you have any idea what that might be?
A ballpark estimate?

A seven -ish? Spring?

Is he gone or still here? With him, it's
so hard to tell.

He must be gone. Look, the clock is
moving again.

to walk onto a sound stage.

I think you knew I was being sarcastic
when I said I would come here and you

forced me to honor my word out of spite.

Look, a door.

Ooh, a log cabin.

Did you know that your great -great
-granddaddy built one of these things

his own two hands?

Of course, he froze to death the first
winter, being as there were only three

walls.

So, can I meet Kenny now? Huh? Huh? Can
I?

What do you think?

No.

Mom, I hear they're treating Flintstones
too unlawfully. I'm going to go make

sure they're not wearing real saber
-toothed fur.

Zoe, don't leave now. On the first
thing, I'll almost bleed to death. You

want to miss that.

Ooh, that does sound tempting.

Sybil?

Andy, director for Emmys.

May I have a word with you?

Oh, I want you to meet my daughter, Zoe.

This is my own personal take -your
-daughter -to -work day. Hi, Marianne

William Morris. Where's Kenny?

Can we talk in private?

Nope. I want her to experience every
aspect of what I do.

I don't want her to miss a thing.

Stay here, Zoe.

We're going to replace you.

Go away, Zoe.

Not you. It's just the producer's got
this niece.

Yeah, niece that his wife doesn't know
about. I hope she ends up on the cutting

room floor.

I'm sure she's been there before. That's
probably how she got the job.

Does anybody have a 64 Dodge Dart?

I do.

Well, it's the funniest thing.

You know the space that you parked in
marked Betty White?

Well, that's Betty White's spot.

And she's not as nice as you might
think.

So she had you towed.

This is the impound lot that we use in
Venice.

They open at nine.

Neath my ass.

I never get to be anybody's niece.

How come I didn't get to meet Kenny
Rogers?

I'll have to move to Nashville and start
stalking him.

I hate this rotten business.

Either that or she's pointing out
livestock.

I'm sorry. Do I know you from somewhere?

Oh, no. But you are my biggest fan.

I am?

People from the television.

My whole family loves you.

Why?

My whole country worships you.

Her whole country? Country? You'd think
they would have sent you a card or

flowers or something.

You will come to my house for dinner in
Echo Park and meet my family?

You can bring your assistant.

Let's roll.

Mom, you can't be serious.

Hey, I had a rough day. If somebody
wants to worship me, I'm all over that.

We're going.

Well, all right, but I'm not buying any
rugs.

who candace bergen is oh i love you

go to sleep now william

mommy loves you and daddy loves you too
in his own self -centered emotionally

repressed dick up his butt kind of way
oh look it's step grandpa

ira now we have to be extra extra nice
to him because he's having a breakdown

rage hey Ira, how's the writing going?

Not good.

I've been at Denny's all morning with an
empty notepad.

Just so you know, after a couple of
hours, a bottle and a cup of coffee

with a lot of attitude.

Why don't you go home?

I'm afraid of my phone.

Is it all the phones in your house or
just the princess phone in the den?

Sure, make fun.

Just what are your publishers calling
because you're late with your second

novel? And every time the phone rings,
it's like a loud, mocking voice

screaming, Ira Woodbine, you're a fraud.

Well, maybe you should try turning the
ringer off.

Thanks, Rich. I'm going back to Denny's.
They're snotty there, too, but at least

they serve breakfast all day.

Oh, wait. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Maybe I
can help.

I read something about this in one of
Kevin's textbooks.

The way to face your big fears is to
start by facing your small ones. So

start with one of those.

Smaller than my fear of the phone?

Okay. Slow death by gradual amputation.

Also, fear of small and closed spaces
and...

Tomatoes. You're afraid of tomatoes.

Oh, laughing, that helps. Did you read
that in the textbook, too?

Go on.

Well, I used to love them, and then when
I was eight years old, I bit into one

hole and found half a worm inside.

How did half a worm get inside?

Oh, I get it. Ew!

Okay, Ira, you really want to get over
your fear of the phone?

You need to eat this tomato. I can't.

Come on, it's just like when you taught
me how to ride a two -wheeler and you

said I should trust you.

And then you went flying over the
handlebars and broke your elbow.

Okay, bad example.

But the point is, I trusted you and got
over my fears, learned how to ride a

bike, and now I drive a Volvo.

Now, eat this tomato.

When do we get to meet Uncle Fester and
Cousin It?

Sit down, sit down. Not you, Sybil.

I shall cherish it always.

He's a lazy boy of honor.

Ooh, it swivels and everything.

Is this the part where we fan you and
feed you grapes?

No, but I could use a sponge bath.

Sybil, I suggest you appoint me your
Lord High Chancellor.

I'll need two well -equipped gladiators
and a big hat.

Oh, goody, an execution.

This just gets better and better.

Surprise!

Now,

this is what I thought it'd be like when
I went into show business.

This is what I thought it'd be like if I
sniffed glue.

with my family.

All right, but don't you turn around and
sell it.

but I don't get it. Why me?

Oh, we show you.

I knew it. Here come the rocks.

What that was.

Island Cop.

Island Cop?

Oh, Island Cop.

Where did you see that show? It was so
bad, it never even got on the air.

In our country, very long winters, very
few shows.

It's number one program for seven years.

Seven years? We only did six episodes.

How I say, your acting is too touchy.

When you are happy, we are happy.

When you are sad, we are sad.

When you duck, they duck.

You give us courage to come to this
country.

I am really touched.

You know, this afternoon I was feeling
like nothing I ever did meant anything

anyone. Oh, you stay for dinner, yes?

I stay for dinner, yes. I am Seba!

Do you think Kevin would ever give
William a night feeding?

Oh, no. He needs to sleep.

So why am I spending my time strapped to
a milking machine like some Guernsey,

huh? Very unfair.

Why don't you let me out of the closet
and we'll talk about it?

Uh -uh -uh.

Nobody gets over claustrophobia in less
than five minutes.

It already feels like Montana in here.
Hey, look at all that space.

Let me out!

And you know what else Kevin does? For
the love of...

He comes home from work and gives me a
kiss and goes straight to his computer.

And it's like, hello, I am flesh and
blood and that is an appliance?

Old MacDonald had a collective.

They grew food and yet they starved.

With a red guard here and a red guard
there. Here a guard, there a guard,

everywhere a guard guard.

Trust no one, your son's a spy.

and her husband, Kevin, and my grandson,
William.

Oh, what a happy couple.

Actually, they're not speaking to each
other right now.

Oh, no, this is a tragedy.

What you're doing for this?

Nothing. I don't want to interfere.

What? Oh, I cannot believe that you,
Islin Cop, can sit back and watch family

torn apart. You should be kicking their
teeth like you do in the TV.

They didn't really go for that at my
house.

Young... People do not know what they
want until you tell them.

Interfere is good.

Interfere is a way to say, I love you.

Watch this.

Is this

what

you people do all day? Put on shows?

That's from my mother, Natasha.

When Vasily and I were in a fight and
not talking, my mother sent us to the

of the mountain with the goats and shoot
at us if we tried to come down.

The mountain and the gun wouldn't be a
problem, but where can I get a goat this

time of night?

It just doesn't seem fair.

All of you crammed in here and me
rattling around all alone in my big,

house.

I take you all home with me.

We'll make a wonderful life together.

I'll pack your lunch in the morning.

I'll send you off to work in your little
taxi.

I'll be waiting for you when you get
home with a fabulous meal that one of

women has cooked.

And I'll give you all names.

Ned and Nan, Abelard, Genesis.

And you can be Lancelot.

And you can all call me...

Snow White.

Damn it. Yaganosh is good.

Come on, Snow White. Time to go home.

Everybody, come to say goodbye. Drive
home easily, you cop.

Thanks again from the bottom of my
heart.

I'd just like to say one thing before I
leave.

the tomato. You mastered the closet. I
think you know what's next.

Hi,

Howard. It's Ira Woodbine.

Look, about the novel.

I'm completely blocked.

Haven't written a word.

Really?

Great.

I'll do that first thing tomorrow
morning.

Thank you, Howard.

Bye -bye.

See? That wasn't so bad.

Now all I have to do is mail back my
advance.

And here's the best part.

I've already spent it.

$75 ,000.

Oh, God, what am I going to do?

Well, at least you're not afraid of the
phone anymore.

You son of a bitch!

You stinking... Mom,

hi!

Bad Ira!

Go home!

I can't go home.

There are all those postage stamps
there.

Watching.

Waiting.

I've never seen this lovably psychotic
side of him before. It's charming.

It's easy for you to say. You're not
genetically linked.

You, sit down.

Kevin, get in here. Kevin. I kidnapped
him.

Mother Sheridan, what are you doing?
Shut up. I'm interfering.

Sit down.

Don't mess with Iceland cops.

Lord, how did you two ever conceive a
child?

Kevin, I want you to scream something at
Rachel. Oh, I will not. Grace, Kevin!

That should be easy for you.

Tell her you're sick of her running to
her mother every time there's a problem.

Tell her you're sick of taking care of
the baby night and day without any help.

This really isn't my style.

You're going up the mountain with the
goats, pal.

And I'm a good shot.

What is she talking about? Yeah!

What is she talking about?

like you're the only one who knows how
to take care of him. I'll give you a

chance any time you want. And stop
telling me that everything I do with him

wrong. Let's go to dinner and talk about
it. Well, where do you want to go?

Somewhere romantic.

Fine.

Well, you got them talking again.

Yeah, and I didn't even need a goat.

Or livestock of any kind.

Jagannose? D 'Armenia.