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I have the pizza.
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It looks fucking gross and you know I
like pepperoni anyway.
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I guess I'll give it a fucking try.
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This pizza is cold.
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How long ago did you get this?
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I could use the microwave.
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Microwave pizza? It'll get soggy. Use
your head or something.
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God.
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You can't cook. You can't even do carry
-outs.
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Worse.
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How's college?
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It's college. You think it's the time of
my life? It's school.
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That's really real fun to talk about
over dinner.
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Why are you bringing up Kate?
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Are you trying to piss me off?
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She dumped me months ago. Do you just
want to hurt my feelings or something?
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Is that funny to you?
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God, you always try to ruin my mood, I
swear.
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No, I always wanted to have my own fun,
and I know we're not related, but I just
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wanted to connect with you.
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Dude, whatever.
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I'm fucking out of here. Enjoy this cold
pizza yourself.
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I have an idea.
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Maybe anime.
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Yes. I will get into anime.
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And bone.
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I'm about to be my high schooler. What
are you playing?
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Just my favorite anime game. What are
you doing in my room?
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What the hell are you wearing?
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That's awesome.
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So I started watching anime, and I
thought I would dress up.
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That's amazing.
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Yeah, what's your favorite one? What's
your favorite anime? Well, I don't know.
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There's so many of them. They're all so
interesting. I don't know if I have a
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favorite.
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But there's one.
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She looks like this guy, but she's
really awkward and can't really describe
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feelings.
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It's hard to explain.
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Yeah, it doesn't seem like an anime
voice before I'm trying to think.
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Maybe we could reenact it.
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Yeah, sure. I mean, so we could figure
out which one you're talking about for
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sure. So, like, there's this girl
standing here, and she's looking like a
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And then, like, she... We just... And
then we take these off. What?
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Ugh.
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a hentai girl.
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I knew you were watching hentai all
along.
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You think I only watch anime?
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What do you think I jerk off to?
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Oh, fuck.
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Can you crawl up into bed with me? Yeah.
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Just like that.
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You can't forget
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this book on your son's balls, too.
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Demanding.
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I think you've been watching some hentai
too.
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You know I'm just gonna dick just like
those hentai girls.
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I figured that's what you were watching
all along.
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Want to stand up?
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Yeah, I can fucking throw better like
that.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Will you pull out those titties while
you suck this dick? No,
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put the cat ears on. I like them. They
look hot with them.
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Remind me of my favorite animaker with
those.
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Make those cow -wee faces while you suck
your son's dick. Oh, no.
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Just like that?
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Just like that.
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When you make those faces
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Let me fuck that pussy, mommy.
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Yeah?
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Oh, perfect.
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Would you lay down for me?
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Fuck you.
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Wow,
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my mommy's pussy's even prettier than I
thought.
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You're letting me fuck your pussy, Mom.
Are you sure we can keep doing this? Oh,
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we stay nice.
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And Dad can't eat dinner with me.
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It's so lonely.
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I guess. I mean, this pussy is pretty
good.
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It makes you good for something.
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I tell you to bounce away, fuck you.
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good job on these? Yeah.
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Crap.
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2 -0 -2
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don't give up.
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He's wetter and wetter fiercely. Yeah,
it goes.
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But mommy wants you to come soon.
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00:28:11,260 --> 00:28:14,840
Yeah. I've been going to Boston. I don't
need to come to you.
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You've done such a good job. You've
lasted so much longer than I thought.
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And did I fuck you good, mommy? Mommy
fucked me so good, you're going to fuck
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again.
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Wait.
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Make anime faces so I can call mommy.
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Oh good, yeah, just like that.
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That's what makes me want to cum.
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So you want to watch some more anime
with me sometime?
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Yes, I do. And I'm happy this bonding
experience brings us together. Me too.
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so happy.
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00:31:45,060 --> 00:31:46,060
Yeah.
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00:31:47,580 --> 00:31:48,740
Now take a shower.
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00:31:49,100 --> 00:31:50,440
Yeah, you better. You're a mess.
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