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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:06,959 {\an8}♪ I was a normal girl Before my dad went missing 2 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:08,159 {\an8}♪ Then his alien partner appeared 3 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:09,959 {\an8}♪ You've got to save the galaxy 4 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:12,959 {\an8}♪ There's a madman, Gore, you see You've got to stop him - now 5 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:15,799 {\an8}♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa I'm just a kid, why me? 6 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:17,959 {\an8}♪ And how? See that bracelet from your dad? 7 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:19,959 {\an8}♪ It's got secret powers What's that? 8 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:21,959 {\an8}♪ If Gore should get it That's the key 9 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:23,319 {\an8}♪ To set my evil army free 10 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:26,959 {\an8}♪ I'll gather my friends She's Agent 203 11 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,959 {\an8}♪ Now she can protect the world 12 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:31,960 {\an8}♪ It's Agent 203 Agent 203! ♪ 13 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:43,959 Ah-ah-ah... CHOO! Argh! Uh, I mean gesundheit. 14 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:47,960 Poor Zoe. Best remedy for the got-a-cold blues? Cute animal vids! 15 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:51,960 Aw. 16 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:55,959 SMOOSH GROWLS And since Ulav's away 17 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:59,639 at his intergalactic Hawaiian shirt convention on Vogor 4, 18 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:03,959 we can dip into his secret stash of super-cute alien vids, too. 19 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:05,960 Aww. 20 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:11,959 Look at his little face! Oh, my gosh! 21 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:13,959 Come on, that's just not fair! 22 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:15,959 Aww, it's a widdle Smooshy! 23 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:18,960 Move, Smoosh, we can't see the cute one! 24 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:23,959 ALIEN GIGGLES, SMOOSH GROWLS 25 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:27,799 ZOE SNEEZES, SMOOSH SNEEZES 26 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:30,959 Aww. SMOOSH SNEEZES 27 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:32,959 Oh, no! 28 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:34,959 Smooshy must have caught my dumb old cold! 29 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:36,959 COMPUTER BLEEPS 30 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:38,959 Uh-oh! Let's move, team! 31 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:42,959 Looks like an incursion by a clan of... Flapoovulans. 32 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:44,960 What's a Flapoovulan? 33 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:50,959 Freaky! They look exactly like those flappy arm windsocks 34 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:51,959 outside the used car lot. 35 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:55,959 {\an8}Apparently, those used-car flappy guys were invented by IA 36 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:59,959 to help explain away sightings of these ACTUAL Flapoovulans! 37 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:02,959 Wow, they REALLY want that liquorice. 38 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:06,799 {\an8}They're nuts for anything tube shaped. Straw, candy sugar tubes, 39 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:08,159 {\an8}spiced meat sticks... 40 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:10,320 And also... 41 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:13,960 Spaghetti is served! 42 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:18,960 Ooh! Whoa! 43 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:25,960 FLAPOOVULANS EXCLAIM 44 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:29,959 Having fun? 45 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:31,959 Sorry. You ready? Born ready! 46 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:34,960 Activate silly-sipper charm! 47 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:38,960 GRUNTS 48 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:45,960 FLAPOOVULANS DEFLATE LOUDLY 49 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:48,999 You really took the wind out of 'em. 50 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:52,959 Dad jokes aside, great work, team. Another successful mission! 51 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:54,960 Let's, um... fold them up. 52 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:57,959 BLOWS RASPBERRY Oh... 53 00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:59,480 SHE GIGGLES 54 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:01,959 GIGGLING 55 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:04,959 Seriously excellent secret-alien busting, team. 56 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:07,159 I know Dad'd be proud! IA all the way, baby! 57 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:09,959 You guys go on in. Gotta make a call. Uh-huh. 58 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:12,959 DIALS NUMBER, SNEEZES 59 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:15,959 Pizza Tsar? I need to order a well-earned feast 60 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:18,959 for me and my awesome crew. 'Yeah OK, go ahead.' 61 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:19,959 Gimme two large... YELLING 62 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:21,959 What the...? 63 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:23,960 LAUGHTER 64 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:27,959 Ulav! You're back! What's going on? 65 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:30,959 Zoe! You've got to meet Gorp-Gorp! THEY GIGGLE 66 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:31,959 Who-who? 67 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:34,959 Only my new super-ultra-turbo-mega-cutest 68 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,959 cuddliest little pom-pom pet EVER! 69 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,959 Times infinity squared! 70 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:43,479 Just look at his pouffy fur! 71 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:45,800 ...and those giant cutie-pie eyes. 72 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,959 Oh, and wait until you hear his voice. 73 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:50,959 Say the thing, Gorpy! 74 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:52,959 Gorp-Gorp loves you! THEY EXCLAIM 75 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:56,959 Uh... Aww. 76 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:58,479 Huh? 77 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:02,959 Pouffy fur? Giant cute eyes? Guys, I am not seeing it. 78 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:04,959 Just look, are you blind? 79 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:07,959 What is going on? Why do you guys sound so weird? 80 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:09,959 HE MURMURS 81 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:11,959 CREATURE GROWLS, GORP-GORP SQUEAKS 82 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:12,959 QUIGLEY GIGGLES 83 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:15,959 Aw, look at his face... 84 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:19,639 Selfie! THEY LAUGH 85 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:22,959 Um, is this a prank or something? Because, not to be rude... 86 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:24,999 ZOE SNEEZES, CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS 87 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,959 Oh, another one! Yeah! 88 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:30,639 "Cute" is not one of the top ten words I'd use to describe that. 89 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:33,960 THEY GASP, CREATURE LAUGHS 90 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:37,959 Uncool, Zoe. 91 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:40,959 There's something messed up about that thing! 92 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:44,959 CREATURE CRIES Zoe! Don't listen to her, baby. 93 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:47,959 Huh?! Aw, poor little boo-boo. 94 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:51,959 Wait, is it me?? Is that thing somehow nice and I can't see it? 95 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:54,319 SMOOSH SNEEZES Bleurgh! 96 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:56,319 Right?! Oh, Smooshy, 97 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:59,959 I'm so glad I'm not the only one who isn't gaga for Gorp-Gorp. 98 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:01,959 SMOOSH SNEEZES 99 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:03,959 Bless you, little cold buddy. 100 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:06,959 Ulav, seriously, where the heck did that thing come from? 101 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:09,479 I just went for a walk in the Vogor 3 Asteroid Park 102 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:11,159 at the convention, and there he was! 103 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:13,959 Started following me around, and we just bonded! 104 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:17,479 I couldn't bear coming home without little angel-puss! 105 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:19,479 Smoosh doesn't have to be an only child. 106 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:20,959 Aww! 107 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:24,959 SMOOSH GROWLS, SNEEZES 108 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:26,959 THEY GIGGLE 109 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,959 The HQ alien-threat alarm is off? 110 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:32,959 Ulav, that's completely against IA protocol! 111 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:34,999 ALARM BLEEPS 112 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,959 CREATURE MEWLS 113 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:38,959 Get that thing into the containment unit! 114 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:42,959 CREATURE CRIES, WHIMPERS 115 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:44,959 Stop, you're scaring him! 116 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:47,959 If the alien-threat alarm goes off for this widdle angel, 117 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:50,959 it's clearly broken. I'll get it looked at. 118 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:51,999 Gorp-Gorp scared! 119 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:55,959 But... No.! There, there, little buddy. 120 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:57,959 CREATURE LAUGHS, BLOWS RASPBERRY 121 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:01,319 Uh, maybe I better give you guys some room. 122 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,959 Yeah, come back when you're ready to be nice. 123 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:05,959 SMOOSH GROWLS 124 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:07,160 A-ha! 125 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:12,960 Is that the best you can do, weaklings? 126 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:18,959 I'll figure out what you're up to, you nasty troll-thing. 127 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:20,959 SMOOSH GROWLS Blergh! 128 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:24,960 Smooshy, you little stowaway! Get down, someone will see you! 129 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:31,959 Hey, Smooshy, you don't really need to be jealous. 130 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:33,159 I'll tell you a secret. 131 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,999 Gorp-Gorp's actually not cute at all. 132 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,959 SMOOSH SNEEZES Bleurgh! 133 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:41,639 Wait. You're not jealous. You see what I see! 134 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:43,319 Mm-hm! Bleurgh, bleurgh! 135 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,959 You got that right! 136 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:46,959 Teammates? SMOOSH PURRS 137 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:48,959 Then let's get to the bottom of this, 138 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:50,959 Agent 204. 139 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:53,959 Step one - I should be able to get a live feed from HQ on this thing. 140 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:55,999 We need to figure out how Gorp-Gorp 141 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,959 makes everybody think he's cute and harmless, 142 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:00,000 even though he obviously isn't. 143 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,960 GIGGLES, THEY LAUGH 144 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:12,159 Aww! 145 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:14,959 Zooming in now... Bingo! 146 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:17,479 Bleurgh! Let me grab a screenshot of him. 147 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:19,959 COMPUTER BLEEPS And... 148 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:22,959 Now to access HQ's IA alien criminal database 149 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:25,959 and see if the pom-pom pretender has a rap sheet. 150 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:28,959 Uh-huh. I agree, it's a very good idea. 151 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:31,999 Go Gorp-Gorp! Go Gorp-Gorp! Go Gorp-Gorp! Go Gorp-Gorp! 152 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:35,960 Go Gorp-Gop! Go Gorp-Gorp! Yay! 153 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:40,800 Whee! Woo-hoo! Hat-hat, gimme! 154 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:43,960 Whoo! GIGGLING 155 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:50,479 GIGGLING 156 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:52,160 Ta-da! 157 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:55,959 Gorp-Gorp ne-e-e-ed! 158 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:57,959 Oh, you want this, Gorp-Gorp? Yeah! 159 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:01,959 Um, couldn't someone unlock every system here with that key? 160 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:04,959 Oh, it's fine. It's just for Gorpy-poo. 161 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:07,999 Gorp-Gorp loves you so! Mwah! 162 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,959 LAUGHTER 163 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:13,959 EVIL LAUGH And that's all you need to know. 164 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:17,959 Aww. EVIL LAUGH 165 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:21,959 Oh, hang on... Gotcha! We have a match! 166 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:24,959 He's a notorious con artist-criminal named Prog-Prog, 167 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:27,959 from the planet Flargnarg. 168 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:28,959 SMOOSH GRUNTS 169 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:31,959 What's up, Smooshy? ZOE SNEEZES 170 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:32,960 OK, finding out more. 171 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:38,959 COMPUTER BLEEPS Bleurgh, bleurgh, bleurgh, bleurgh! 172 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:42,959 This planet Flargnarg has nasty aliens, 173 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:45,959 about the nastiest aliens in the universe. 174 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:47,959 Handling bad aliens is what I do! 175 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:49,959 With you backing me up, how could we fail? 176 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:52,959 Actually, I can think of three ways right off the top of my head. 177 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:55,959 SMOOSH GRUMBLES 178 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:57,479 Oh, you can think of four? Uh-huh. 179 00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:59,959 But our friends need us. Uh-huh! 180 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:00,959 Now that we know who he is, 181 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:02,960 we just need to figure out his game. 182 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:07,959 Can't find Gorp-Gorp! Count to ten! 183 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:10,959 One, two, three, 184 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:14,959 four, five, six, 185 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:17,800 seven, eight... Hmm... Oh! 186 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,960 EVIL LAUGH 187 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:25,960 GRUNTS 188 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:31,639 G-G!, where ARE you? 189 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:34,960 I SEE you! HE LAUGHS 190 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,959 Oh, look guys, G-G made a bouquet! 191 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:42,960 Ooh! 192 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:47,959 HE GASPS Where pretty place? 193 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:51,959 {\an8}That's Shatner Island, in the Boonies upstate. Hm. 194 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:54,959 {\an8}Wow, you really like lakes, I guess. 195 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:56,960 EVIL LAUGH 196 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:02,959 G'night, G-muffin. I'm gonna miss you so hard. 197 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:05,959 We'll be back first thing in the morning, OK? 198 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,959 Aw, we love you. 199 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:09,960 PROG-PROG GRUNTS 200 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:16,959 OK, G-baby, what do you wanna do with Daddy Ulav now? 201 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:20,959 ULAV EXCLAIMS, COUGHS 202 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:24,960 ULAV SIGHS, SNORES 203 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:27,999 EVIL LAUGH 204 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:31,000 Gorp-Gorp say night-night. 205 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:41,959 ZOE SIGHS, GROANS 206 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:45,319 SMOOSH EXCLAIMS 207 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:47,320 ZOE GASPS 208 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:52,959 GORP-GORP CACKLES The bottle! Hmm, let's see. 209 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:54,959 Searching... COMPUTER BLEEPS 210 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:56,959 Bingo! 211 00:10:56,960 --> 00:11:00,959 "There are certain portable liquids in the galaxy, which, when drunk... 212 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,959 "Hypnotising skin vapours that are odourless 213 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:05,959 "but strongly affect everyone who smells them..." 214 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:09,959 Ha! That's gotta be how Prog-Prog makes everyone see him as cute. 215 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:10,959 But why don't WE see him? 216 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:12,959 Achoo! Bless you! 217 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:14,959 Oh! Hey, that's it. 218 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:18,959 We don't smell the vapours because we have colds. Achoo! 219 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:21,959 OK, with this much evidence, the gang will have to listen to me. 220 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:23,960 Let's get to HQ. SMOOSH EXCLAIMS 221 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:28,959 ZOE PANTS, STRAINS 222 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:30,959 Ulav, let us in! 223 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:33,160 What do we do now? SMOOSH PURRS 224 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:37,959 Way to go, Smooshy. 225 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,960 Wait - transmitter. 226 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,959 SMOOSH GASPS 227 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:55,959 Nurdge, it's Prog-Prog. You wanted IA Agent Ulav? 228 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:57,959 I got him, as promised. 229 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:00,959 His handprint will unlock that secret IA database 230 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:02,959 you've been trying to crack for years. 231 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:03,959 You're welcome. 232 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,959 'Nice! Where's the hand-off gonna be?' 233 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:08,959 Ugly tree-infested island. Nice and isolated. 234 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:10,959 Sending coordinates. 'Sweet.' 235 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:12,319 When this clod wakes up, 236 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:14,959 I'll get him to drive us to his own going away party. 237 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:17,959 'See ya there, and don't forget my pile of spacebucks.' 238 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:18,959 ZOE GASPS 239 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,479 SMOOSH PANTS, EXCLAIMS 240 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:25,159 This is worse than I thought. I need my team, stat! 241 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:27,320 But how can I get through to them? 242 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:30,959 Mmm! Ha-ha-ha. 243 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:31,959 Guys... EXCLAMATIONS 244 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,959 ...something big and really bad is happening! 245 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,959 {\an8}I need you to hear me out. I know earlier was kinda weird... 246 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:40,959 Yeah, to be honest, we were worried about the way you were acting. 247 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:44,959 Poor little boo-boo. You mean THIS poor little boo-boo? 248 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:48,959 Zoe, really? You actually took the time to deepfake these pictures? 249 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,959 I didn't. Gorp-Gorp deepfaked your brains. 250 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:55,959 The stuff in his bottle makes him give off hypno-smell or something. 251 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:58,319 It didn't work on me or Smoosh because of our colds. 252 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,479 It's all part of a plot to snatch Ulav 253 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,799 and hand him off to a bunch of alien thugs! 254 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,960 B-B-But... Really? 255 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,319 That's Gorp-Gorp? 'Fraid so, bro. 256 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:13,959 Now you're out of range, the effects have worn off, 257 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,959 and you can see him for what he is. 258 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:18,959 QUIGLEY STAMMERS Sorry? 259 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:21,959 Forget it, not your fault, but Ulav's in serious danger right now. 260 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:25,959 That little ugly monster! Oh, he is going down. 261 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,959 Now that is music to my ears. 262 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:29,999 OK, team, first, we gotta get into HQ somehow... 263 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:34,959 I could hack in easy-peasy if I hadn't lost my gadget bag. 264 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:38,959 I looked for it for two hours. Yeah, about that... 265 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:41,959 QUIGLEY EXCLAIMS, SQUEALS 266 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:42,959 QUIGLEY GRUMBLES 267 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,999 PANTING 268 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,959 Ulav! Not here anywhere. 269 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,319 We can track Ulav from here, right, Quigs? 270 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:53,959 Everything's sabotaged. The tracker's fried. 271 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,959 Oh, no, they could be anywhere. 272 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:56,999 We're sunk. No, we're not. 273 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,959 This team can do anything if we work together. 274 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:02,959 Smoosh and I heard him say something about an isolated island. 275 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,960 Now think, people. Hmm. 276 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:08,959 Where pretty place? 277 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,960 That's Shatner Island in the Boonies upstate. 278 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:16,960 QUIGLEY GASPS I know where Gorp-Gorp's taking him. 279 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,959 {\an8}ENGINE REVS 280 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,319 {\an8}ROCK PANTS Hey! 281 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,959 {\an8}Sorry. They really are. 282 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,959 {\an8}Keep up, Rock. I'm trying, but look out. 283 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,799 {\an8}CAR BEEPS 284 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,319 {\an8}THEY SCREAM, PANT 285 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:33,960 {\an8}I said, "Look out," not look back! 286 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,959 BREATHES HEAVILY 287 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,959 Almost there, little cutie. 288 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,959 One midnight picnic on Shatner Island coming up. 289 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:47,959 Anything for Gorpy-Worpy. LAUGHS EVILLY 290 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,639 MOTOR HUMS 291 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,960 We need to catch them before they get to the ferry. 292 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:55,960 Faster, Daddy Ulav! Faster! 293 00:14:56,960 --> 00:15:01,959 ULAV STRAINS Gorp-Gorp love Daddy Ulav! 294 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:04,960 Ulav love Gorp-Gorp. ULAV PANTS 295 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,960 GASPING 296 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:12,959 Oh, you're not getting off that easy, space gremlin. 297 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,320 Activate magnet charm. 298 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,999 Rock, need ya. ROCK GRUNTS 299 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:25,960 EXCLAMATIONS, SCREAMS 300 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,959 {\an8}Hey, they're coming to the picnic, too? 301 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,959 Groovy. 302 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,960 You watch pretty island, Ulav. OK. 303 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,959 PROG-PROG GRUNTS 304 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,959 Grrr! HE STRAINS 305 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:44,959 Little troll raided my gadget locker. 306 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:47,959 Hey, not cool! I invented that! SCREAMS 307 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,799 HE GRUNTS 308 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,959 Everyone left! Right! 309 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:54,959 Whoa, whoa, whoa! THEY SCREAM 310 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,959 SPLATTER Agh, hey! 311 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,959 PROG-PROG GRUNTS 312 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:01,959 Pedal, Daddy! Want picnic now. 313 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,959 ULAV CHUCKLES 314 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,959 ZOE, QUIGLEY AND ROCK SCREAM 315 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,959 THEY PANT 316 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,959 Don't lose 'em, guys. 317 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,799 PANTING What now? 318 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,959 Shh! Move in slow. PROG-PROG HISSES 319 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,959 Hey, Ulav. Hey, buddy. 320 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:21,319 Kids no hurt Gorp-Gorp. 321 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:23,959 PROG-PROG WAILS 322 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:25,799 Stop right there... 323 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:28,959 Huh? ...if you know what's good for you! 324 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,959 PROG-PROG CACKLES, ULAV PANTS 325 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,959 What do we do? He's really far gone. 326 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,959 Show him the pictures that convinced us. 327 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:39,639 They won't work - he's still under the spell. 328 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:40,959 Remember the selfie? 329 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:43,959 ULAV LAUGHS No hurt Gorp-Gorp. 330 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:47,639 I'm his partner. I'm just gonna have to get through to him. 331 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,959 Ulav, I may look like the bad guy right now, 332 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:53,959 but put looks aside and remember who we are to each other. 333 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,959 Ulav, you think that alien is your puffy little friend, 334 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:57,959 but he's a wanted criminal 335 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:01,959 who's about to hand you over to some interstellar scumballs. 336 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:02,959 She's right, Ulav. 337 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,159 {\an8}PROG-PROG SNARLS, HISSES 338 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,959 {\an8}You're the greatest, Daddy. 339 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,159 {\an8}ULAV GROANS Do not listen to him. 340 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,959 {\an8}I love you so much. ULAV LAUGHS 341 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,319 {\an8}We need you, Ulav. You need to wake up! 342 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:17,959 {\an8}I need to wake up... 343 00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:19,959 {\an8}Come with me. 344 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,959 You can do it, Ulav! Come on. 345 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,959 Wake up, agent! That's an order. 346 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,479 PROG-PROG CACKLES 347 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,959 Ah! Argh! 348 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:33,959 PROG-PROG EXCLAIMS, ULAV EXHALES 349 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:34,999 {\an8}Agh, I'm OK, 350 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:38,959 {\an8}but my partner is the greatest. Ha-ha! 351 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:39,959 {\an8}Good thing that worked. 352 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,959 Plan B was douse you with Rock's weird deodorant spray 353 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:43,959 till the vapours drowned. 354 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,959 Eurgh! 355 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,960 Hey! Good to have you back, Ulav. 356 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:52,959 Ah, thanks, my dear friend. Cheers. 357 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,479 Another deep-space ne'er-do-well brought to just... 358 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,959 Argh! Oh, gleepguts! LASERS CRACKLE 359 00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,960 I snuggled that thing. ULAV RETCHES 360 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,959 Well, all's well that ends well. 361 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:05,960 Er, guys? 362 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:11,639 LASERS CRACKLE, WHOOSH 363 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,959 CHUCKLING 364 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,959 PROG-PROG STRAINS Huh? 365 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,960 LASER WHOOSHES Huh? 366 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:22,959 Er... PROG-PROG HISSES 367 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:27,959 Hey, Prog. Dust these weaklings or what? 368 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,959 All's not well that ends like this. 369 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:30,959 It's not over yet. 370 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:33,959 You're on, 204! Try not to enjoy this too much. 371 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,959 SMOOSH GROWLS 372 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:38,959 Agh! Get it off. Get it off! SMOOSH SNARLS 373 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,959 PROG-PROG WAILS 374 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:44,959 LAUGHTER It's not funny. 375 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,959 Agh! Got ya. Ha-ha! 376 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,479 PROG-PROG GRUNTS 377 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:51,959 Is that the best you can do, weaklings? 378 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,959 Well, good enough, anyway. 379 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:56,799 PROG-PROG GRUNTS 380 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,959 Zoe, how does this help?? Here's how. 381 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,959 ZOE GULPS Here. 382 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,959 We looked this up on the Galanet. 383 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,960 {\an8}It's safe and very effective. 384 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:12,960 Hyah! 385 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:17,959 Charge! NURDGE EXCLAIM 386 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,959 NURDGE EXCLAIM Hyah! 387 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:20,959 Hyah! NURDGE GRUNT 388 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,959 Hyah! Ha-ha-ha. SCREAMING 389 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,959 {\an8}Roger. OK, extraction team's en route. 390 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,959 Turns out both Prog-Prog and Nurdge here 391 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,959 are high on the IA Most Wanted list. 392 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,319 They're going away for a long time. 393 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,639 Gorp-Gorp hate you. 394 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:37,999 Now, that's just rude. 395 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,959 {\an8}Zoe, I'm really sorry and embarrassed 396 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:43,959 for falling for that slimy little conman. 397 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:44,959 Hey, not your fault. 398 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,959 I would've fallen for it, too, if it weren't for my... 399 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,959 Achoo! 400 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,959 Aww. 401 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:53,999 I think we can all agree 402 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,960 that Smoosh is all the cute we need in our lives. 403 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,960 ZOE EXHALES 404 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:09,959 Mission report. 405 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,959 I apprehended this class-A shapeshifter on Theta 5 406 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,959 masquerading as an Earth chicken. 407 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,959 I was tempted to leave him like that to see if he'd lay an egg. 408 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,960 Ha-ha. Oh, Dad. Achoo! 409 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:24,959 You know, I never thought I'd be super grateful to have a cold. 410 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,959 I guess sometimes the good stuff looks bad 411 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:28,960 and bad stuff looks good. 412 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:32,959 But friendship... 413 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,959 friendship is always way more than meets the... 414 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:39,959 Achoo! ..eye. SHE CHUCKLES 415 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:42,640 DEVICE BEEPS, SHE EXHALES 416 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:46,000 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com 30050

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