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{\an8}♪ I was a normal girl
Before my dad went missing
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{\an8}♪ Then his alien partner appeared
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{\an8}♪ You've got to save the galaxy
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{\an8}♪ There's a madman, Gore, you see
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{\an8}♪ You've got to stop him
Now
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{\an8}♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa
I'm just a kid, why me?
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{\an8}♪ And how?
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{\an8}♪ See that bracelet from your dad?
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{\an8}♪ It's got secret powers
What's that?
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{\an8}♪ If Gore should get it
That's the key
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{\an8}♪ To set my evil army free
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{\an8}♪ I'll gather my friends
She's Agent 203
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{\an8}♪ Now she can protect the world
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{\an8}♪ It's Agent 203
Agent 203. ♪
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STRAINS,
GROANS
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Zoe, don't forget
we have that test tomorrow morning.
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I didn't forget.
And I'm great at math.
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Activate freeze charm.
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It's a science test. Let's wrap this
up now and get going.
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Science, yeah, that's what I meant.
I'm in good shape.
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Activate force field charm!
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OK, then what element
did Marie Curie discover?
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Seriously, Rock? Now?
If you studied, you'd know.
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Come on, everyone knows that.
I've conquered 17 planets
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and still had time to learn
Earth science.
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Um... I've been kinda busy saving
the planet from invaders like you
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to learn about
a million different scientists.
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It's one scientist.
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She actually discovered
two elements - radium and polonium.
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I don't know whether to capture him
or hire him as our tutor.
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Let me conquer Earth first,
and then we'll talk.
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You might know science,
but now you're history.
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Activate birdcage charm.
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STRAINS
And I'm gonna ace that test.
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GASPS
D minus?!
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One more day till
the Field Day Funfest picnic!
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It's finally our grade's turn!
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I heard last year's picnic had
the best prizes.
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Someone won a videogame console!
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And I heard a rumour that
the Funky Mangoes are performing.
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Zoe, didn't you make their last song
your ring tone?
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STUTTERS
Zoe? Hello?
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Argh! How did THAT happen!?
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Ugh, when my mom sends me
to military school,
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will you come visit?
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Attention, class. I know you're all
excited about the picnic.
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But judging by your test grades,
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some of you have been having
a tad too much fun already.
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Well, today's your lucky day!
And tomorrow, I'm giving you a tour
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of the Roddenberry Natural
History Museum,
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followed by an oral quiz.
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Wow, fortune HAS truly smiled
upon us
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What I mean,
Miss Funnylaugh Ha-Ha Jr,
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is that if
you can get an A on the quiz,
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I'll up your grade to a B plus.
If you're in, raise your...
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Yes! I'm in!
Argh! ..hand.
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Z, what are you doing!
Missing Field Day is an epic fail.
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So is epically failing.
Save me a taco.
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Quigley, have you fixed it yet?
Your alien translator?
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My Translatrix? Getting there.
Why? Is it an alien emergency?
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Yes, it's an emergency!
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Smoosh won't stop playing
Hide and Seek on me.
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He thinks it's all fun and games.
It literally is fun and a game.
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Not to me! I keep thinking
he's gone missing! Or worse!
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I've never had such heartsburn.
Heartsburn?
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Yes, both of them!
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Maybe if that thing can translate
my pathetic begging,
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he'll finally listen.
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Well, I'm trying.
If I can't finish it tonight,
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it'll have to wait
till after tomorrow.
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For grapnits' sake, what's tomorrow?
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Only the most awesome event
in Roddenberry High's history!
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Which I'm missing because
I got a D minus. It's not fair.
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True. A C is considered fair
in Earth grading.
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A D minus is "poor" or "terrible".
ALSO not helping!
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Pay attention to the exhibit
so you can pass my quiz at the end.
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This is the museum's insect wing.
Insect wing? Right, guys?
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SIGHS
Forget it.
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We're laughing on the inside.
Ah, the Meganeuropsis permiana!
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It was all the "buzz"
298 million years ago.
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Ugh! I'm afraid of bugs!
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Don't worry, these babies have been
dead for millions of years.
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Really?
Really.
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Argh! Your backpack is alive!
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Settle down, class. This way.
PANTING
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GASPS
Oh, no! Smooshie! What are you...
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NO!
Zoe!
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Be right there! I dropped my phone
by the stink bugs. Ugh!
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Where ARE you? You can hide,
but I'm a better seeker than Ulav.
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Gotcha! Huh?
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Weird.
Smoosh! Get in my backpack now!
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I have to get back to my class!
Wha! Uh!
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GROANS
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GASPS
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Huh?
YAWNS
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What are you, little guy?
Zoe!
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Sorry, it's just for a minute.
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Scientists say these animals
no longer roam the Earth
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because they've all gone extinct.
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But I believe
they were actually aliens
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that went
back to their home planets.
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I'm required by the principal
to read this message:
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"These opinions are my own
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"and not the views
of Roddenberry High School
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"or the greater school district."
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Zoe, what are you doing?
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Getting a better look
at this ginormous woolly mammoth.
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Bet this guy won a blue ribbon
at the prehistoric county fair.
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HE SIGHS
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Ah.
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Ah!
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Interesting. Hmm. I'm not familiar
with that creature.
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It's a mukluk repto-bird!
See, I'm paying attention.
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It has odd features,
kind of like an alien...
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Maybe it's from the same planet
as the octopus.
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Hmm. Next up, we have an Smilodon,
or sabre-toothed tiger...
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EXHALES
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...the largest cat to ever live
on Earth.
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BLOWS RASPBERRY
Argh!
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Did humans really invent fire?
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Or did they have some help...
from across the galaxy?
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{\an8}I'll go out on a limb here
and say no.
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SNEEZES
Sorry, allergic to monkeys!
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Gotta go blow my nose!
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Smoosh! At least put
your cat costume back on
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so you don't wind up
as a stuffed exhibit here.
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Zoe, if you don't stick with
the tour, you can't pass the quiz.
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I've been paying attention. Really.
Then name the moons of Venus.
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Trick question! Venus has no moons.
Space is kind of my thing.
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Mm, fine... but stop wandering off.
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SMOOSH SQUEAKS
Huh?
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Breaking in some new shoes.
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All day, it's squeak, squeak,
squeak. This is a disaster.
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While Rock and Quigley are having
the best day of their lives.
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This is the worst day of my life.
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I can't believe
the picnic caterer quit!
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I am starving.
So are the mosquitoes.
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Whoa, either your real parents
are lobsters
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or you forgot your sunscreen.
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And here, we have a fossil
from 350 million years ago.
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Prehistoric creature...
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or visitor from Mars?
Oh!
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STRAINS
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Gotcha!
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SHE YELPS
Activate sleep charm.
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When did you have time to go
to the gift shop?
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Put your toy away,
and pay attention.
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Wah, wah.
SHE GASPS
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Sorry, SO hungry! Is it lunch yet?
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SMOOSHIE SCRAMBLES
Second thought, bathroom break?
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PANTING
Er...
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Here you are, stay hydrated.
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Everybody! The skunk goes thunk
with a chunk of a trunk...
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What happened to the Funky Mangoes?
Internal temperature's critical.
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Poor Hugh. The hunger and heat
must've gotten to him. I'm OK!
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Deactivate sleep charm.
Sorry, I had to freeze you, cutie.
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I have to keep you a secret
from the other humans.
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EXCLAIMS
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Now try to tell me what's wrong
so I can help.
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GROWLS
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If I just had Quigley's Translatrix,
we could understand each other.
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Smoosh, NO!
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Smoosh is very sorry.
He's your friend too.
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GROANS
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What is with you two?!
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Ulav! I need to ID an alien.
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It's really tiny,
looks like a space rock
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until it gets wet, and...
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Cute and insane? A Bopzu.
They hibernate in rock form.
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Bopzus are harmless
unless they think you're a threat.
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Their only real enemy in the galaxy
is Smoosh's species.
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Well, isn't that just my luck.
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Good thing he's here playing
Hide-and-See... Smooshie?
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'He's here with me.'
What! Zoe, be extremely careful.
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The Bopzu has the power to...
Gotta go.
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STRAINS
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PANTING
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Found you! Not so fast! Hm, I'm not
being mean, I'm keeping you safe.
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A carnivorous plant! Help!
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Oh, for the love of Copernicus.
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Ooh. Crisis averted.
Now to cram for the exam.
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Not again!
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Activate sticky charm!
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I'm sorry, but you can't go
running through the museum.
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The guards and Mr Roswell are
a lot more of a threat than I am.
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DODO SQUAWKS
Whoa!
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How is this even happening?
At least it's a flightless bird.
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'How are things
with the Bopzu?'
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I'm stranded
on top of a giant slippery rock,
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being attacked by a reanimated dodo
while I fail at science.
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And how's your day going?
When Bopzus feel threatened,
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their skin releases a substance
that can reanimate objects.
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'Like a defence mechanism?'
Exactly.
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So other creatures fight for them.
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'Did you do something to scare it?'
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Well, I chased it, froze it,
and shoved it in a bag
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with its natural enemy.
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Now that I say it out loud,
it sounds kinda bad.
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Kinda?! Oh, Zoe, you didn't!
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Now you're its mortal enemy.
You and all humans.
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'If your friends get bitten by a
stuffed brontosaurus, it's on you.'
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Way to give me a guilt trip.
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'And it will try to defeat you all.
You'd better sort this out'
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or that museum is going to be part
of a pretty un-natural history soon.
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GROANS
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Please, just make it end.
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What I'd give for
Zoe's nice, air-conditioned museum.
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Or an all-you-can-eat
ice cream caravan. Yeah, exactly.
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No, I'm serious. Huh?
Look!
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Whahoo!
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With a bazillion toppings!
Wait. What if it's a heat mirage?
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I'll take it! Whahoo! Yeah!
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Hey, guys! They finally filled
the dunking pool.
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The principal just got soaked!
LAUGHTER
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'Ladies and gentlemen,
the act you've been waiting for...
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'The Funky Mangoes!'
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Ha!
Field day just went from lame-o...
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To legendary!
LAUGHTER
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Let the fun begi...!
INCOMING CALL
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Hey, Zoe. Why are you on a monkey?
'Long story.'
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See, there's this teeny alien
bringing the displays to life
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to attack me and all human kind.
And I've gotta stop it!
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And still pass your quiz.
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Exactly.
Did you ever fix the Translatrix?
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Good as new.
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'I'd really hate to ask you to leave
the Field Day...'
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Ha!
Ha! Kidding? We're on our way.
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'Now it's time for our raffle.
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'The grand prize is a jetpack!'
THEY GROAN
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I'll make you a jetpack. Let's go!
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So glad you're here!
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The class will be
out of the black hole exhibit soon.
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We have to catch this guy.
Can you handle the dodo?
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That's not a nice thing to call
Mr Roswell.
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No, that dodo!
Argh!
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I can handle it.
Can't you freeze the Bopzu?
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That makes it really mad.
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ROARS
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00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:56,999
You didn't say
anything about a tiger!
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It's actually a Smilodon. The
largest cat to ever live on Earth.
241
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,960
Activate sleep charm!
242
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:10,959
Whoa, that was close.
I have to catch the Bopzu
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00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:14,000
before my class gets eaten
by the plastic sharks. Sharks?
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00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:17,960
ROARS,
HE YELPS
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00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:21,960
Quigs, you help Rock.
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I make cave painting.
247
00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:30,960
Get back in your cave!
248
00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:39,479
Sorry, Smoosh. But that's one way
to get you to chill.
249
00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:42,959
Quigley, I need that Translatrix.
In a sec. I have eyes on Roswell.
250
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,959
They're in the hallway
between Space and Prehistory.
251
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,959
He's heading your way!
'Distract him.'
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00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:48,959
I have to calm the Bopzu down,
253
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:51,319
and I don't need Roswell
playing alien hunter.
254
00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:53,960
How's Rock doing with the Smilodon?
SHE GASPS
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He's on it.
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This is when the dinosaurs existed,
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before they went to settle
on other planets.
258
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:08,959
Quigley. I didn't think
you were part of today's tour.
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00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:12,959
I just heard from Zoe
it was so-o-o-o interesting.
260
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,959
And where is Zoe?
She keeps wandering off.
261
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:20,959
Um... doing extra-extra credit
and memorising all of the exhibits.
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00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:21,960
PANTING
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00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,959
Can you tell me more about this tool
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that was clearly too advanced
for the Neanderthals?
265
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:32,959
They must've had help from...
aliens, maybe?
266
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,959
Mm. Funny you should mention that...
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00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,479
I saw evidence
back in the space wing.
268
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:39,640
You should take us there now
so the class can check it out.
269
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:42,000
GROANS
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SNEEZES
Bird allergies!
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Gotta blow my nose.
272
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:50,959
They really should vacuum this place
more.
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00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,959
{\an8}It should work.
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00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,959
I'll go back and make sure
Roswell stays out of your way.
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00:14:55,960 --> 00:15:00,959
Hello! I'm Agent 203
from the Intergalactic Agency.
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We are your friends.
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00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,959
I know you're a Bopzu,
and I am here to help.
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00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:08,959
I-I can understand you!
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00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,999
Sorry, yes,
I just needed my Translatrix.
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00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,959
What are you doing in this museum?
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00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:16,959
{\an8}I was going home
after a mission to Jupiter.
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00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:20,959
{\an8}We hit an asteroid,
and I fell into the airlock.
283
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:23,959
{\an8}I guess I went into hibernation,
so I survived the fall.
284
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:27,959
{\an8}I landed outside the museum,
and they... put me on display?
285
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:30,639
Yeah, the curator thought
you were a meteorite.
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00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:31,959
{\an8}I have to get home to my family.
287
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,999
{\an8}If the ship lands without me,
they'll be so worried.
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00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,959
{\an8}Believe me, I know what it's like
to have a missing family member.
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00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:40,959
I'll get you home, you have my word.
Behind you!
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ROARS,
GROANS
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00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:47,159
It'll be easier if you stop
these exhibits from attacking us.
292
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:50,959
Yes, I am so sorry. Once they come
to life, I can't shut them off.
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00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,959
They'll stop
once I leave the planet.
294
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,959
Then we better get you home now.
295
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,959
Ulav, the Bopzu needs to get
back to her home planet.
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00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:01,959
'Is there an IA ship nearby?'
I'll send an alert. In the meantime,
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00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,959
'have you neutralised
all the reanimated exhibits?'
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00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,959
SCREAMS
That's a no.
299
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:07,959
'Zoe, you'll have to freeze
them all.'
300
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:10,159
Humans have been identified
as a threat,
301
00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:12,959
so anything reanimated
by the Bopzu will target humans.
302
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:16,959
Got it. Now I have to find you
an IA ship, save my class,
303
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,959
and pass my science test.
304
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:21,959
Smoosh, I unfroze you,
so no fighting, OK?
305
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:24,960
SMOOSH GROANS
Come on!
306
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,959
Wee!
307
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:31,960
PANTING
Activate sleep charm!
308
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:41,959
Remind me not to play cat and mouse
with a million-year-old angry tiger.
309
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:46,959
Quigley, keep Roswell away from the
Prehistoric wing. And take notes!
310
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:52,959
And yes, some say the moon is real.
Everyone says the moon is real.
311
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:56,639
But could it not just as easily be
a hypnotic projection
312
00:16:56,640 --> 00:17:00,319
made by ancient space-Egyptians?
No.
313
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,959
Or a Venusian...
No.
314
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:04,959
Can we go back to the Neanderthals?
315
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,959
I accidentally trashed
my cave selfie.
316
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,959
Sure, let's go back to Prehistory.
317
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:14,639
Quigley, I can't find any mention
of extra-terrestrials here.
318
00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:17,959
That's because it was in the Geology
wing. We should go there now!
319
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:21,319
That makes no sense.
And geology isn't on the quiz.
320
00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:26,960
But aren't some of Earth's minerals
from other planets? Fair.
321
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:31,959
OK, ew.
At least this isn't a real...
322
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:34,159
It's a Meganeuropsis permiana.
Hey, I remembered!
323
00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:36,959
'Zoe!
Get to the geology exhibit NOW.
324
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,959
'Roswell's about to give the quiz.'
325
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:42,959
I invent wheel.
Good for you!
326
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:45,959
I'm kind of battling
plastic cave people.
327
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:49,959
'You'll be living in a cave when
your mom sees your science grade.'
328
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:53,959
Fine, on my way. I have to take
my quiz. Can you handle this?
329
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:54,959
PANTING
330
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:57,959
I hope this is important.
331
00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,319
'It is. An IA ship is
on its way to pick up the Bopzu.'
332
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,959
It'll be passing over the museum
in five minutes.
333
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,959
'Can't it wait until after my quiz?'
It's the last ship for days.
334
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,959
'We have to get the Bopzu
home to her family.
335
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:10,959
'Who knows
what she'll reanimate next?'
336
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:14,959
I'll get to the roof and use my
rocket charm to make the rendezvous.
337
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,959
Zoe, Roswell's about to start
the quiz.
338
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,959
But the IA ship is coming to get
the Bopzu now.
339
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:20,959
SHE SIGHS
I guess I'll fail science.
340
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:24,319
GASPS
Unless you take the test for me.
341
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:27,959
You're not a cheater.
No, I'll still take the quiz.
342
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:31,159
You wearing
your remote voice pendant?
343
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:34,319
Sweet!
PANTING
344
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,960
Activate hologram charm.
345
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:42,999
Mm! Huh.
346
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:47,959
Now let's see if you've been paying
attention. Zoe, what a pleasure.
347
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,639
{\an8}What was
the largest prehistoric feline?
348
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,959
The Smilodon.
Mm.
349
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:56,799
Another question for Zoe.
Name a large prehistoric ape.
350
00:18:56,800 --> 00:19:01,639
Gigantopithecus. When did the insect
Meganeuropsis live on Earth?
351
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,959
The Permian period. That's why
it's the Meganeuropsis permiana.
352
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,959
Name an animal hunted
by cave people. Mammoth.
353
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:10,319
How does a dodo reproduce?
Lays eggs.
354
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:11,959
Can it!
What did you say?
355
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:15,959
Can it... get any more fun
than this?
356
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:22,959
Zoe, you did surprisingly well.
Huh. Your D minus is now a B plus.
357
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:26,960
OK. Gretchen, name
all 79 of Jupiter's moons. Uh...
358
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,959
Thank you for your help, Agent.
359
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:34,959
I'm particularly sorry about
reanimating all the apex predators.
360
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:37,479
That's OK.
New places can be a little scary.
361
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,959
I so wish
I had more time to see your planet.
362
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:43,959
It was fun,
learning about Earth's history.
363
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:48,479
Goodbye, Zoe.
And I'll miss you most of all.
364
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,959
{\an8}Aw, you two made up.
365
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:55,959
Your translator doesn't function
as a lie detector, does it? Aww.
366
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,960
Kidding! Bye, guys! Thanks!
367
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:10,159
Good news, Zoe. You aced Roswell's
quiz. Congrats on the B plus!
368
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,159
And all the frozen exhibits
are back in place.
369
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:14,959
And I know how we can celebrate!
370
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:18,959
Here, ha-ha. Strawberry two scoops.
Yeah.
371
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,999
This really is a great picnic.
372
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,319
Definitely more fun
with all of us here together.
373
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:27,959
Smoosh, what do you think?
SLURPS
374
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,959
Legendary!
375
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:30,959
LAUGHTER
376
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,959
FART
Ew!
377
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:38,959
Speaking of dairy,
no more ice cream for Smoosh! Oh!
378
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:39,959
Dad, it's not every day that
379
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:43,959
prehistoric animals
try to make me go extinct too.
380
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:48,159
But I helped someone lost
find their way home.
381
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:52,320
I hope somebody out there is doing
the same for you.
382
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,960
Good night, Dad.
383
00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,800
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