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{\an8}♪ I was a normal girl
Before my dad went missing
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{\an8}♪ Then his alien partner appeared
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{\an8}♪ You've got to save the galaxy
There's a madman, Gore, you see
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{\an8}♪ You've got to stop him now
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{\an8}♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa
I'm just a kid, why me?
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{\an8}♪ And how?
See that bracelet from your dad?
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{\an8}♪ It's got secret powers
What's that?
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{\an8}♪ If Gore should get it
That's the key
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{\an8}♪ To set my evil army free
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{\an8}♪ I'll gather my friends
She's Agent 203
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{\an8}♪ Now she can protect the world
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{\an8}♪ It's Agent 203, Agent 203. ♪
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'Scanning complete.
Agent 203 not found.'
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Ugh, ugh, the air on this ship
is like an old gym bag.
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I'm getting stir-crazy up here.
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If I don't find Agent 203 soon
and free my planet,
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I might have to take up a hobby.
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How humiliating would that be?
Sir. We've done it.
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We've finally developed
an honest-to-goodness
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Agent 203 Detector.
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You don't say. Give me that. Hmm.
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Compact form,
looks just like a regular tablet.
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Intuitive interface. Good, good.
Thank you, sir.
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So, what's the range?
Ten light years? 20?
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Uh, well... three.
Three light years?
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Disappointing,
but I suppose we can make it work.
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Three, um... feet.
Excuse me?
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It has a range of three feet.
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Which is about... here.
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It'll detect Agent 203 without fail
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if they're within
three feet of the detector.
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Oh, will it? Tell me, how do
you feel being this close to me?
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Um...
Be honest.
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Nervous?
Nervous, yes. And you work for me.
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So tell me,
how do you suppose Agent 203
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is going to build up the courage
to get this close to me,
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Commander Gore, intergalactic
warlord and tyrant supreme?
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Guards.
No. No. Nooooooooo!
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Three feet.
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203 wouldn't dare get that close.
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Take your seats, please.
I have an announcement to make.
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I bet you he saw Bigfoot
at the supermarket again.
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I did see Bigfoot
at the supermarket, Quigley.
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He was buying kiwis.
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But this isn't about that.
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It's about your next project -
you'll be making a movie.
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CHEERING
All right.
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That actually sounds like fun.
There must be a catch...
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And the movie you'll be making
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is going to be based on a script
that I wrote.
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There it is.
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That's right, I've written the
greatest motion picture masterpiece
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ever to grace the page.
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It's called
Space Aliens From Space.
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Thank you, thank you.
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I've been trying
to get it made for years,
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but no-one's been brave enough
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to take on a project
of such importance.
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No-one, that is, except you.
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Yes, you, my brilliant students.
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As a class project,
I'll be directing.
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It'll be very educational.
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Uh... and did I mention
that if you take part,
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you'll get an automatic A?
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ALL CHEER
Yeah, all right.
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Yes, thank you. Thank you.
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From the top.
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CLEARS THROAT
Join me, Zola...
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I hope I get cast as an extra.
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The camera loves me, you know.
What about you, Zoe?
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Oh, I'm staying behind the camera,
thank you.
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Set design sounds right up my alley.
Sweet, me too.
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I've always wanted to build
an alien planet, and now I can.
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How do you do, fellow kids?
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Ulav?.
Mm-hm.
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What are you doing here?
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I heard about your teacher's movie -
stars a "good alien" named Shallax.
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It's the part I was born to play.
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But, Ulav, this is a class project.
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And you're not in our class.
Or human.
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Minor details.
Next.
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Watch and learn.
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Uh, I'm sorry, but this audition's
only open to kids in MY class.
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But Mr Roswell, I am in your class.
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You are?
Yes.
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I'm the shy kid who sits in the back
and never says anything.
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But I guess I'm not important
enough for you to even notice.
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Uh, no, not at all.
Of course I recognise you.
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You sit in the back. And, uh,
I would love for you to audition.
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Now we're talking.
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Prepare your senses, because today
I'll be performing a soliloquy
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from everyone's favourite
human playwright, Shakespeare.
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Uh, we just need a few lines
from the script.
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Out, out, brief candle.
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Life is but a walking shadow,
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a poor player that struts and
frets his hour upon... the stage.
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But I, Shallax the Alien,
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am much too, uh, fragile
for space combat.
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You've got to be kidding me?!
Cut.
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That was great, Gary, amazing.
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Seriously?
Ready, Kat?
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Action.
Beep, boop.
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Do not worry, Shallax the Alien.
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I, Space Agent Zola, will use
my space karate to protect you.
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Beep, boop.
Cut. Uh, Kat?
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You're not a robot.
And lose the gum.
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Little dab here and - Neptune.
I'd say we crushed it.
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Crushed it,
smushed it and mushed it.
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Take us to your leader.
Ha.
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What are you guys supposed to be?
Alien goons.
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Well, that or vacuum cleaners.
Either way, you guys are killing it.
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'Hugh. Come in, Hugh.'
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Uh, I think I hear them
calling me in wardrobe.
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Yes, I'm here.
'Hugh.'
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For a brief, shining moment
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I thought I'd have a chance
to find Agent 203,
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but, well... what about you?
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'Any news on that front?'
Me? Uh, no, I don't. Sorry.
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No sign of 203 down here.
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That's unfortunate.
I... wait. What is that?
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What's what?
That. What are you looking at?
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Oh. That's just my reflection.
Why are you dressed like my dentist?
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Oh, uh... I'm not.
We're making a movie in class.
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This is just my costume.
A movie, huh? What's it about?
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It's a sci-fi movie about
a girl and her alien friend
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who battle an intergalactic warlord
named Varzoid,
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who invades with his space fleet.
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I'm playing one of his goons.
What?
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You're saying they know about me
on Earth?
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What an odd way to pronounce
my name.
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What? No, no. It's just a bad movie
that my teacher Mr Roswell wrote.
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Pfft, as if some low rent
overlord actor
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would dare take on the role of the
most feared alien in the universe
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when I'm available.
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Sir, this movie is not about you.
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And they already cast the part.
Look.
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Every great sci-fi film
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needs a main character played by
a sophisticated puppet.
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Voila.
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A puppet?
I refuse to be played by a puppet.
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And wearing a full face helmet?
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I'm going to be
a laughing stock.
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What? No, you won't. Because
it's not about you, remember?
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The only one in the universe
who can ensure my greatness
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comes across on-screen is...
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Oh, no, don't say it.
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...me!
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Let's see. I've got a tablet
of my best monologues
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around here somewhere.
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Ah, there we are.
Now prepare for my arrival.
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No, please, sir, you...
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Places for Zola and Varzoid's
big battle scene.
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Are we ready with our Varzoid?
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HUGH PANTS
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Gah. Away, you horrid thing.
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Get that puppet into place.
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Hm, let's see, what's the best
monologue to get me in the zone?
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Stop. In the name of space law.
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Stop. In the NAME of space law.
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GRUNTS
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Wait, this isn't
my monologue tablet.
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It's that stupid
Agent 203 Detector. What?
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A detector that'll only detect 203
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if they come within
three feet of it.
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Oh, no. No agent in the galaxy would
be brave enough to get that close.
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Oof. Hey.
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Sir, hi. Um... welcome to Earth.
Hello, Hugh.
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You look ridiculous.
Agreed. But I'm blending in.
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And, sir, you need to do the same.
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If these humans find out you're
an alien, it'll cause mass panic.
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This place will be swarming
with IA patrol ships.
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Don't you think I know that?
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That's why I'm wearing
a holographic human costume.
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Uh... no, you're not.
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Mmm, right.
That app was on my other tablet.
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Hey, what happened
to Varzoid's helmet?
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That helmet looks ridiculous.
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What the...?
Uh... it's a robot.
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No, it's not. I made it myself.
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I mean, I don't remember
making it quite THIS ugly,
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but I do know it's a puppet.
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Yeah, and I used it
to skin a robot frame
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that I made in, uh, science club.
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I packed it full of all
the latest tech.
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It was your idea, Mr Roswell.
It was?
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Hm. Well... nice job, Hugh.
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I think that's worth
some extra credit.
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Now, where's the brain-sucker prop?
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Heh! These humans are so gullible.
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GIGGLING
Nice.
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Gore is here. On set, right now.
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What?!
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Is that supposed to be Neptune?
It's awful.
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It's like they've never even
heard of the colour blorange.
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Oh, my gosh, it's really him.
And he's really mean.
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What is he doing here?
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I guess Mr Roswell
talked about his movie so much
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it went intergalactic.
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Wait. Does he know that Zoe...?
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No. He just wants to be an actor.
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But that's not all, I heard him
talking and... I've heard enough.
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Ulav, cover me.
We're taking him in.
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Nooooo!
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Ulav!
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That tablet thing he has
is an Agent 203 Detector.
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It only has a range of three feet,
so you can't get close to him.
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What? Why? What happens if I do?
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{\an8}Let's see. I'm picking up
a faint transponder wave.
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{\an8}That probably means it'll blast an
alarm. Oh, now that's interesting.
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A tachyon pulse.
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That can only be used for locking
onto your bio signature
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and beaming you somewhere.
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Yeah, like the brig of his ship.
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That doesn't sound good.
It's not.
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Gore would finally have
the bracelet,
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and there'd be no way
of getting Zoe back.
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Zoe, you can't go anywhere
near Gore.
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Not as long as he has that tablet.
We need to get hold of it somehow.
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And, Zoe,
you need to get out of here.
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But...
It's the only way.
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If you get too close to Gore,
your cover will be blown,
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he'll get your bracelet
and free his planet. Huh?
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I'm sorry.
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I'll be in the library.
Keep me updated.
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Beep, boop.
You are under space arrest.
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Cut! Kat, again, not a robot.
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Does not compute.
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Ugh! Kat, the camera needs time
to process your, uh, acting genius.
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Why don't you take five?
No, ten. Fifteen. Excellent.
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That will give me time
to recharge my atomic batteries.
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Zoe!
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You're our new star.
Now, prep for the jetpack scene.
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Huh? Gah!
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Whoa!
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You, girl, stay out of my light.
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Oh, no. Zoe!
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She can't get within
three feet of Gore.
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Ulav, move me!
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"Join me, Zola, and together
we can rule the galaxy as..." What?
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This dialogue is terrible.
Who wrote this?
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Zola and Varzoid jetpack
battle scene, take one.
242
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,959
Action!
243
00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,319
CLEARS THROAT
You'll never take me alive,
244
00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:14,959
Space Officer Zola.
245
00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:17,959
Not with my jetpack.
246
00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:22,959
Um... then I will put you into
space stasis and take you frozen.
247
00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:25,960
Almost got it...
Cut!
248
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:28,959
You're doing great, kid.
249
00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:32,959
So great that I'm, uh, promoting you
to cue card assistant.
250
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,959
What?!
Keep it rolling, people.
251
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:38,959
Rock, get me out of here.
What?
252
00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:40,999
That's not your line.
253
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,959
Hey, uh, they need you in make-up.
254
00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,959
You're gonna be a star.
Woo-hoo!
255
00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:50,959
Hmm, now which lever? Ah! Uh-oh.
256
00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:53,639
Whoa!
257
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,959
What is the meaning of this?
258
00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:59,959
No!
WAILING
259
00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:03,959
What-What just happened? Help! Help!
260
00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:05,959
Oh, no!
261
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:08,960
ZOE AND GORE SCREAM
262
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,320
Activate Microphone Charm.
263
00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:21,959
Woo-hoo!
264
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,480
Come here, you.
265
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,159
Gah!
Hi.
266
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:28,959
The set!
267
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:31,959
Huh. I guess we have to shoot
the laboratory scene now.
268
00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:36,959
Quigley, good thinking. You play
the alien scientist. Action!
269
00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:41,959
Um... according to these, uh,
science readings,
270
00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:45,959
your space-bones have mutated.
271
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:46,999
I gotta get out.
272
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,799
Amateurs.
273
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:51,959
ZOE GRUNTS
274
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:55,959
No, I'm not...
Wait. Where's the tablet?
275
00:13:55,960 --> 00:14:00,959
You fool. Watch where you're going
and learn to act.
276
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,960
Where's Varzoid??
Now, watch a REAL actor at work.
277
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:10,959
Um, if we apply
some laser medicine...
278
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:14,479
Now, if I can just
hack into Gore's system... Hey!
279
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:17,159
Give me that.
Varzoid, there you are.
280
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,959
Just in time for your entrance.
SHE GASPS
281
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:23,959
Uh, why don't you take a break?
282
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:27,959
Mm. Mm-hm. This ought to do it.
Action!
283
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:31,959
Take my tablet,
and go do some science with it.
284
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:36,320
Cut! Those aren't the lines.
285
00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:40,959
I need to split.
That tablet could be anywhere.
286
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:42,639
You're right. Let's go.
287
00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:44,320
Get me Zola!
288
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:49,320
Zoe...?
Finally, I'm in.
289
00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,959
There.
290
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,959
GASPS
An EMP beam?
291
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:58,959
That's gonna fry all the
electronic devices in Roddenberry.
292
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,479
I have to disable it.
293
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:02,959
TABLET CHIMES
Nope, it's hard-wired in.
294
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:06,959
I need help. Rock, come in.
What's up, Q?
295
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,959
This tablet is an EMP device.
296
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,319
I need your help to get Gore
and this tablet out of here
297
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:12,999
as fast as possible.
298
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,959
An EMP device?
That doesn't sound good.
299
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,959
Hmm.
300
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,960
Listen up.
Bathroom break. Everybody take five.
301
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,960
I've got an idea.
302
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,159
These lights are stifling.
303
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:34,959
What is this planet's obsession
with electricity, anyway?
304
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:38,960
So inefficient. Haven't they
ever heard of dark fusion?!
305
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:44,960
There you are, you stupid tablet.
306
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:52,479
Oh, the director told me
he's really happy with your scenes.
307
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:55,959
Is he the one that's been shouting
at us like a rabid Klubnax?
308
00:15:55,960 --> 00:16:00,959
Uh... yeah, that's him.
Oh, in fact, here he is now.
309
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,959
Varzoid, your scenes were brilliant.
310
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:07,959
So brilliant, in fact,
that we're wrapping the shoot.
311
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:10,959
That makes sense. I am amazing.
312
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,639
Well, let me know
when this thing is released.
313
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,959
Goodbye, and you're welcome.
314
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:19,959
Yeah. Awesome!
We did it!
315
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,959
That was an awesome idea, Rock.
316
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:24,639
That was fun.
317
00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:26,959
Not crazy fun
but a standard amount of fun.
318
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:28,959
Now, where's Hugh?
319
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,959
H-e-e-e-e-e-elp!
320
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:35,319
Eh, probably oiling
his manifolds somewhere.
321
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:36,999
Oh, well, time to head back.
322
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:40,639
This thing sure turned out
to be useless.
323
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:43,960
So long, Earth.
324
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,959
Guys, Gore split. It worked.
325
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:51,999
CELEBRATING
326
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,959
Places!
327
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,959
But I wanted to pick up some
power converters.
328
00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:00,959
But "I" wanted to pick up some
power converters.
329
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,959
Power CONVERTERS are what I want.
330
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:07,959
Hey, what's happening? Whoa!
331
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:12,959
Where's Shallax?
Coming! Shallax is here.
332
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:16,959
Now, who's ready for an acting
tour de force?
333
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,959
Not you again.
334
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:21,959
This is a movie, kid,
not a soap opera.
335
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,959
Now, where's the real Shallax?
336
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,960
SCREAMING
337
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,959
ALARM
338
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:35,960
GASPS
Oh, no!
339
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,799
What's the tablet still doing here?
340
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,959
And why haven't I disappeared?
Don't worry, you'll be fine.
341
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,159
What did you do?
342
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:46,959
Well, instead of locking onto YOU,
343
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:49,639
I tricked it into
locking onto the puppet.
344
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:50,999
Nice job, Quig.
345
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,959
'EMP beam deployment online
in T-minus five minutes.'
346
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:57,959
{\an8}Oh, no.
An EMP?
347
00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,959
An EMP beam
fries all electronics in the area.
348
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,959
Gore set one in case he got Zoe,
to stop us from chasing him.
349
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,799
If we don't ditch that tablet...
350
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,959
Then all of Roddenberry will be
thrust back into the Stone Age.
351
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:11,959
No computers, no cell phones,
no video games, no nothing.
352
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,959
We have to get it away
from the city.
353
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,799
Hey! Where you going?!
354
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,960
We still need to shoot
the alien egg-hatching scene.
355
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:42,959
'EMP beam activation
in T-Minus 12 seconds.
356
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,959
'Eleven...'
Ulav, are we far enough away?
357
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,159
Not yet.
Then the water it is.
358
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:50,800
Zoe, wait!
Activate Levitation Charm!
359
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,959
Whoo!
360
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,960
CHEERING
361
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,959
Agent 203 is in the brig?
362
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:19,959
Bring me to them.
Right in there, sir.
363
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,160
I await my promotion.
364
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,480
Guards!
365
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:33,320
ZOE SCREAMS
366
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:46,959
I wanted to pick up
some power converters.
367
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:50,959
But "I" wanted to pick up
some power converters.
368
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:51,959
GASPS
369
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:55,960
That's me! I did it!
I'm a movie star!
370
00:19:56,960 --> 00:20:00,959
I actually expected it
to be a lot worse.
371
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,959
No, please, don't get up.
372
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,959
Thank you, everyone,
for coming to the world premiere
373
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,999
of my class' masterpiece,
Space Aliens From Space.
374
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,959
I'll now be taking the film to every
film festival in the country,
375
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:16,959
just as soon as I can raise enough
money for the plane tickets.
376
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:20,640
So, who wants to buy
some $30 popcorn?
377
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,479
You look so cool with a jetpack,
Dad.
378
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,959
You're not even knocking down
any planets.
379
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:35,959
You look like an action star.
380
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:39,639
Not like me,
I still hate being on camera.
381
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:42,959
But I'm glad that never stopped you
from taking pictures of us together.
382
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:47,960
You always made me feel like I was
the brightest star in your universe.
383
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,960
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