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{\an8}♪ I was a normal girl
Before my dad went missing
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{\an8}♪ Then his alien partner appeared
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{\an8}♪ We've got to save the galaxy!
There's a madman, Gore, you see
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{\an8}♪ You've got to stop him... Now!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm just a kid
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{\an8}♪ Why me? And how?
See that bracelet from your dad?
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{\an8}♪ It's got secret powers
What's that?
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{\an8}♪ If Gore should get it
That's the key
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{\an8}♪ To set my evil army free!
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{\an8}♪ I'll gather my friends
She's Agent 2...
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{\an8}♪ Now she can protect the world
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{\an8}♪ It's Agent 203
Agent 203! ♪
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OK, let's see now... After the
aerial acrobatics finish their set,
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we can move on
to the 21-confetti-cannon salute,
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which will lead nicely
to the ten-tier cake reveal.
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Unless... we do the fireworks first!
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But then I'd probably need to keep
the horse-drawn carriages
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out of earshot...
Mmm-mmm-mmm!
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Have you ever tried
hot mayonnaise with peaches?
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It's delicious! Here, have some!
Uh... no, thanks, Ulav.
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I'm not hungry.
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I may never be hungry again!
What are you working on?
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Oh! Quigley's birthday is
this weekend, so I'm planning
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the best surprise party EVER!
I've spent the month researching
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all the coolest party ideas,
and then I...
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You're planning a party?!
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I've always wanted to plan a party!
It's been my life's dream!
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I thought your life's dream
was to complete your collection of
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carpet samples. You did it,
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with Cotton Candy Polka Dot!
You can have more than one dream.
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I've been working really hard
on this, and the thing is, Ulav...
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I've wanted to plan
an Earth birthday party
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ever since
I went to YOUR birthday party
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all those years ago.
Wait, what?
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CHILDREN GIGGLE,
HOOTING
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Whoo!
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CHILDREN GIGGLE
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Zoe, I want you to meet, uh...
my friend's son, Uli.
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He's, uh... not from around here.
Hi, Uli! It's my birthday!
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Pleasure to meet you, Zoe!
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And thank you for including me
in your festivities...
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Ow! Uh... I mean, uh...
Me like party! Woohoo!
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Whose kid is this?
Uh... Bill's!
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You don't know him. He's new.
Oh!
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We-Welcome, Uli!
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CHILDREN GIGGLE
Whoa... Oh...
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Ah-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Ooh! Ooh!
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Wah! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Oh-ho-ho! Ah-ha-ha-ha! Om-om-om!
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BOWL SMASHES
Om!
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BALLOON SQUEAKS
Ha-ha-ha!
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Oh! Ha-ha-ha!
Um... he's a little excitable.
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Oh!
Ulav!
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I brought you on one condition -
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you wouldn't draw attention
to yourself!
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You need to get it together,
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or I'll have to tell everyone
your mom came to pick you up.
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No! Please! I'm sorry, I just...
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We don't have parties on my planet.
I got a little carried away.
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Ahem. Zoe, I, uh...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Ah!
Ah! Hmph!
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Uh, happy... birthday?
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I quit.
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Oh... I remember that!
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My dad told me your family moved
to the North Pole the next day.
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Your party was the most
amazing thing I'd ever seen.
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I've wanted to plan a party
ever since that day.
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PLEASE let me plan Quigley's party,
Zoe.
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I won't let you down.
Well...
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Pleeeeeaaaaase?
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'Ugh... This means a lot to him.
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'And friends just don't plan parties
for friends,
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'they give each other their moments
in the spotlight, too, right?'
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Uh, OK, Ulav.
You can help plan Quigley's party.
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Huzzah! Thank you, Zoe, thank you!
You won't regret this.
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Yeah... it'll be fun.
And hey, you can even check out
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some of the ideas I already came up
with! Oh, that's...
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kind of you, Zoe, but I've got
some totally original ideas!
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We won't be needing these any more,
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but I will be needing
some more hot mayo
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and some pan flute music.
It helps me think.
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Now divide by zero, carry the pi,
and... there!
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Quigley's party is hereby planned!
Om-om!
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Ball pit, bobbing for apples,
pin the tail on the donkey?
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What do you think?
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You, uh... certainly have
some kiddie classics here!
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I know, right?
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Uh, well,
Quigley's about to be a teenager.
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Maybe her party should have
some things that are... cooler?
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Cooler? What's cooler
than a face-painting booth?
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You can get a rainbow painted
on your face!
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True, but...
ALARM BLARES
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Oh, no.
What is it?
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While I've been planning
an Earth party,
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I've completely missed
the long-range sensors
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warning us about an alien one!
What are you talking about?!
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A Hedonoid party-bus ship
is on its way to Earth
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to throw a party,
right here in Roddenberry!
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What? No! We can't let
aliens do ANYTHING in Roddenberry!
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Uh, present company excluded.
Thanks.
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Hedonoids are the last alien race
we want to visit.
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I've known too many galactic cities
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that fell victim
to Hedonoid parties.
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It took them years to dig them out
from the streamers... and confetti.
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HEDONOIDS JABBER
The frosting...
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It was... everywhere.
No.
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I will NOT let that happen
to Roddenberry!
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But why are they coming here?
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Roddenberry's not exactly
party central.
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Uh... Well... Uh...
Ulav, what did you do?
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{\an8}Ah... I may have written
some glowing five-star reviews
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{\an8}of Roddenberry on some travel sites.
Which ones?
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All... of them?
How many reviews?
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Uh, five hundred...
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Wow, that's a lot.
But it could be worse. ..thousand.
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You wrote
500,000 five-star reviews?!
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No! Some of them were ten-star.
A few 12s. I'm a fast typer!
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And you know I'm a people person.
I want to be seen! But I can't be,
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so I do what any social butterfly
with clipped wings would do.
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I write online reviews.
But here! On Earth!
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I've never sent any of my reviews
into space. Uh, Ulav?
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Did you remember to point this
IA internet-monitoring satellite
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back towards Earth after you
finished its maintenance diagnostic?
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Oh, I knew I forgot something!
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I was microwaving mayonnaise and...
Ulav!
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You've been beaming Earth's internet
out into space for a month!
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No wonder
the Hedonoids are headed here!
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BEEPING
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I can fix this. I'll just hail them
and tell them to turn around!
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'Ship out of hailing range.'
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Great (!) By the time
they're in range, it'll be too late.
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Maybe not.
Activate Galactic Greeting Charm!
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GASPS
Of course!
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Earth to Hedonoid Party Bus,
come in, please.
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WHIRRING
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Yeah!
Whoo! Yeah!
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Ah!
Ha-ha-ha!
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Yeah! Oh, yeah! Whoo!
Chicka-chicka-chicka-bop!
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Whoo! What can I do for you,
little lady?
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Sorry, Captain, but Earth is closed.
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Ha-ha! No problem!
We will open it up!
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Uh... there's been
a leak of radioactive waste!
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Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah! Lucky day!
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That is the main ingredient
in our Radioactive Punch! Yeah!
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And a zombie plague.
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Woohoo! They're all invited!
He-he!
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Hey, Captain,
how many balloons can you pop
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with your butt in 60 seconds?
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Stev says 40!
40?
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Ha! In my sleep!
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Start inflating, boys!
I've got some captaining to do!
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Woohoo!
Yeah! Whoo!
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Ah-ha-ha-ha!
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Hey, guys. What's going on?
ULAV STUTTERS
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The Hedonoids, the galaxy's
most destructive partiers,
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are headed straight for Roddenberry,
and we have to stop them!
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Hedonoids... Says here the species
values partying above all else...
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until they become parents,
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then they devote their entire lives
to stopping parties.
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Hedonoid mothers
are especially feared.
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Hey, that's the Captain!
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Whoa, I wouldn't want to get
on his mom's bad side either.
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Whenever my mom says
we're going to visit my Aunt Lulu,
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I just make an excuse
about schoolwork and disappear.
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Too bad we can't make
the Earth disappear. That's it!
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{\an8}IA's been working on a prototype
planetary cloaking device.
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{\an8}If this works, planet Earth
will disappear from view,
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{\an8}they will think
they've taken a wrong turn.
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{\an8}They'll be forced to find
another party spot!
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{\an8}Ha-ha-ha-ha! Done and done!
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BEEPING,
SATELLITE SHUTS DOWN
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ALL EXCLAIM
'Cloaking device failed.'
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Well, that's what we get for buying
satellites at galactic flea markets.
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"We"?
Why is everyone on my case?!
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Hm?
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Hey, what are those?
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{\an8}You didn't get all
of them? Sorry, I got distracted!
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The counting game?
HE WHISTLES
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Ring-toss? He-he...
Follow the leader?
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Oh, no... Guys, this is brilliant.
Huh?
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Ha-ha!
These party games are just...
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so... so... lame!
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What?!
Those aren't, uh... party plans.
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They're... soiree strategies.
And I've never seen them before.
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And they're NOT lame! Oh!
Oh, you're being modest, Ulav.
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These are SO lame,
which is what's genius!
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What better way to drive
a ship full of total partiers off
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than with a total dud party?
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ULAV SOBS
Ignore them, Ulav.
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Your plans are great.
Just play along
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so you don't ruin
Quigley's surprise.
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Ha!
I mean, they're just truly awful.
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Dreadful! Perfect solution
to driving away the Hedonoids!
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OK, that's enough about the plans.
Which are totally cool, by the way!
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So cool
the Hedonoids will be scared off
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because of, uh... how cool they are.
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Ha-ha!
Like this patty-cake contest?!
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Ah-ha-ha-ha!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Zoe, it's OK.
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I'm an IA agent.
If saving Roddenberry means
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accepting that
my party ideas are lame, I'm in.
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Ah, OK. Team,
we need to get this party ready
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before the Hedonoids arrive.
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Let's move. And I think I might've
found the perfect party spot.
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The school cafeteria! It's Sunday,
so no-one will be there.
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It's indoors
to keep the Hedonoids out of sight,
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and seriously, what better place
for a lame party than school?
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It's still got the decorations up
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from the "A Salute to Indoor Voices"
party.
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Ha-ha-ha!
Ah-ha-ha!
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Ah-ha-ha!
Perfect.
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Right. Then here's the plan...
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We get the Hedonoids to beam down
at the school.
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Then we just need to keep them
in the cafeteria and away from town
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until they're so bored,
they just turn tail and leave.
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Foolproof.
Let's get to work.
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SHE GROANS
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Ha-ha-ha...
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Ah! Whoa! Whoa!
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Ha-ha-ha!
Wow.
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It's perfect!
SHE GASPS
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But there's still one thing
we have to do.
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Can we make a rule? No photos?
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BEEPING
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They are entering orbit!
Send them our coordinates.
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And... sent. Let's party.
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Hey, hey!
BLOWS RASPBERRY
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LAUGHTER
So, this is Roddenberry, huh?
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Let's see what makes this
a 12-star town!
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Yeah!
You can do it.
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He-he-he...
Greetings! I am Ulav the Clown.
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Allow me to welcome you to Earth.
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Ulav! My main man!
Heard this place was party central!
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You, uh... heard right!
THEY CHEER, BABBLE
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Now, if you'll walk this way,
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I'll show you
the fun activities we have planned.
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Lead the way, little man!
Here's our pinata,
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filled with nothing
but sugar-free black liquorice -
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everyone's favourite!
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Huh?
Huh?
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Well, hey,
at least whacking it'll be fun!
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
There's no whacking.
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Too dangerous.
Instead, you simply unzip it
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to get your tasty treat!
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Mmm! Tastes like fun!
Follow me, please.
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Here we have a classic -
bobbing for apples!
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We made sure all the apples are
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several weeks past their sell-by
date so they're nice and mushy.
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Wouldn't want you to chip a tooth!
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Ew!
Ew! Ew!
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Here's my personal favourite.
The ball pit!
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We've replaced all the balls
with cabbage,
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to make them easier to sanitise.
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You tear the outer leaves off
after each play session!
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You'll notice
there's only one head of cabbage,
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just to keep the sanitising quick.
Fun can't wait!
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Now, I know what you're thinking...
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"How can this party possibly get
any more fun?"
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I'll show you how. Balloon animals!
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Show us what you've got, clowns!
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BALLOON SQUEAKS
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MARKER SQUEAKS
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Here's a slithery snake! Ha-ha...
Who wants a spider?
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BALLOON SQUEAKS
Uh... Uh... Ah!
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He-he... Uh, I mean...
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BALLOON SQUEAKS
...a silly cucumber!
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Huh?
Ooh! A spooky hot dog?
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Huh?
Huh? Huh?
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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Ah-ha-ha-ha!
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
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You guys are a hoot!
You really had us going there.
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Now let's start the REAL party!
Whoo!
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Ha-ha! Yeah!
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BABBLING
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SCREECHING,
LAUGHTER
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Ha-ha-ha! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
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Ha!
Ha!
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Incoming, skidmarks!
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Om-nom-nom!
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Hey, Party Band! Get down here!
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UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS
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CHEERING,
LAUGHTER
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At least they haven't left
the cafeteria, right?
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Come on, Hedes,
let's take the fun outside!
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You can't contain a Hedonoid party!
CHEERING
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Oh, no, they don't!
Activate Force Field Charm!
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CHEERING
Uh!
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Yes! It's unbreakable!
Force field? Ha!
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They tried that on Orly IV
to stop us from partying
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during their "Festival of Silence".
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And did that stop us? No!
No!
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Pry it! Pry it! Pry it!
GASPING
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Uh... Oh...
They're lifting it!
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CHEERING
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Gotta hand it to 'em,
great teamwork.
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We have to get them back in here
before anyone sees! How?!
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It says here Hedonoid mothers
are especially feared.
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ZOE GASPS
That's it!
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Meet me on the field.
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Ulav, you should stay here.
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{\an8}You need to make sure that
the robot band doesn't try, uh...
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{\an8}hacking into the school's computers!
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It could cause an intergalactic
school incident! Good thinking.
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CHEERING
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
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Yeah! Oh, my gosh, so fun!
Hey!
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LAUGHTER
OK, here's the play...
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We're going to get the Hedonoids
back in the cafeteria.
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Why don't we just try to get them
to their ship?
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ZOE SIGHS
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Look, I wasn't gonna say anything,
but...
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Ulav came up with all
these party plans for you, Quigley.
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This was for your surprise party.
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QUIGLEY GASPS
What?
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I didn't know!
Oh, poor Ulav. We were so mean!
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I can't believe I laughed so much.
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What do we do?
Here's what we do.
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We get the Hedonoids to attend
Ulav's party AND enjoy themselves.
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Yeah, how are we gonna do that?
I have an idea.
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Uh!
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CHEERING,
LAUGHTER
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Whoo!
Snorvak?!
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Snorvak!
Are you and your friends partying
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when you should be studying?
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You come back home with me
right this instant!
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Captain! It's your mom!
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Ha-ha-ha...
No! You can't make us!
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Unless you want me to call
all your moms to come get you,
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you're going to get inside and enjoy
my friend Ulav's party
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that he worked so hard on
if it's the last thing you do!
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THEY WHIMPER
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Back to the building!
THEY EXCLAIM
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The horror!
Hm!
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Ha-ha!
Ha-ha!
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UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS
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I put everything I had
into this party.
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And what did I get in return?
Laughed at.
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I couldn't possibly be
more humiliated. Make way! Ah!
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ULAV GASPS
Oh!
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Uh!
Ooh!
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Argh...
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THEY PANT
Uh! Ha-ha!
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Uh... Ulav?
SNIFFS
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Can we please come back
to your party?
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Yeah! More black liquorice!
I love the mushy apples!
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Aw, sure thing!
Maestro, a little accordion music.
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UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS
Party on!
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He-he...
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Ah-ha-ha-ha! Uh!
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Score! Ha-ha-ha!
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Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Yeah! Oh, boy...
Ha-ha!
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Uh!
Ah-ha-ha!
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Woohoo!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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So, uh...
CLEARS THROAT
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Do you think
we could, um... leave now? Please?
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Whoo!
Ha-ha!
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Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!
Me next!
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Ha-ha-ha! Whoo!
Ha-ha-ha!
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Yeah. Have a safe trip, Captain.
Hedonoids, let's get out of here!
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CHEERING,
BABBLING
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Woohoo! Ha-ha-ha!
CHEERING
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Ha-ha-ha!
Ha-ha-ha!
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This was the best party EVER, Ulav.
Thank you!
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Hey, you think you could plan
my birthday party next?
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ULAV GASPS
I have ideas!
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Potato sack race!
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But instead of a potato sack,
we use our imaginations!
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Less chance of falling that way.
Then alphabet song sing-a-long! Mm!
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♪ A-B-C-D-E-F-G... ♪
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Everybody!
# H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P! ♪
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THEY LAUGH
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I can see why you always got along
so well with Ulav, Dad.
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He can go a bit overboard sometimes,
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but his hearts are
in the right place.
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All three of them. He-he...
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I hope I can be as good a friend
to him as you were.
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Because he sure is
a good friend to me.
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I mean, he did give me this trophy
for winning the patty-cake contest.
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SHE CHUCKLES
I killed it.
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