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{\an8}♪ I was a normal girl
Before my dad went missing
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{\an8}♪ Then his alien partner appeared
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{\an8}♪ We got to save the galaxy!
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{\an8}♪ There's a madman, Gore, you see
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{\an8}♪ You've got to stop him
Now
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{\an8}♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa
I'm just a kid, why me?
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{\an8}♪ And how?
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{\an8}♪ See that bracelet from your dad?
It's got secret powers
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{\an8}♪ If Gore should get it
That's the key
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{\an8}♪ To set my evil army free
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{\an8}♪ I'll gather my friends
And she's Agent 2...
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{\an8}♪ Now she can protect the world
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{\an8}♪ It's Agent 203
Agent 203! ♪
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Come on, Smoosh! You know you can't
be outside without your catsuit!
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Yoink! Urgh!
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BLOWS RASPBERRY
Grr!
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Hm...
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Uh! Oof! Rock!
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Sorry, Zoe. My bad.
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I'm telling Ulav, Smoosh!
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If you end up on the news
and everyone freaks out,
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I'm gonna deny ever knowing you.
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CACKLES
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Excited for the dance tonight?
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Ugh, don't remind me!
Let's go. We're gonna be late.
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CHUCKLES
Not if we race!
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Have a good day at school, you two!
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Hm?
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Cutting it a little close, Zoe.
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Hey, Quig. Chasing Smoosh... again.
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Ah, I figured you were trying to
get out of the school dance tonight.
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Why is everyone so intent
on me going to that stupid dance?
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And why does the school
insist on having dances anyway?
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Why can't we have a "Talk and Walk",
or a "Run and Have Fun",
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or an "Alien Creature Capture
and Release"?
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Dancing is, like,
the one verb I'm bad at.
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Oh, stop exaggerating.
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The last time you tried dancing,
you weren't so bad. Really?
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Uh, on second thought... you move
like a puppet stuck on a jackhammer.
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But on a happier note,
Rock's going to the dance too,
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so we can all meet up at your house
and go together!
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Great! We can trade off dancing
with Rock...
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unless he's laughing so much
at my dancing he can't move.
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'Yes, Hugh, well done!'
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I need all the data you can get
on these young Earthlings.
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Most of them are just about
the right size.
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Any one of them might be
our Agent 203...
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except the ones on something called
"the basketball team"?
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Oh, we're so close!
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Soon, we'll identify 203,
capture her charm bracelet,
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and release my planet!
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Ah!
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'Hello!'
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What is that?
'What is what?'
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That! That hand thing they're doing.
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Is there something
hanging out of your nose?
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Oh, that. I guess I'm popular.
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YOU'RE popular?
How could you be popular?
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I was never popular in school.
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Even though I was
the smartest, handsomest,
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most humble individual in my class
by FAR!
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Argh!
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'I'm not doing it on purpose.
You built me this way.'
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What is THAT terrifying creature?
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Highlighting...
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'It's a poster for the school dance.
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'The other students...
Uh, I mean targets.
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'..say everyone will be there!
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'Here's some intel.'
Everyone will be there!
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Everyone will be there!
Everyone will be there!
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Perfect!
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All those 203-sized people
will be in one room,
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including 203 if we're lucky!
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That bracelet will be mine!
You must go to that dance, Hugh.
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Understood. I'd better find
a dance partner so I... blend in.
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OK, so let's find you someone
who hasn't seen you dance.
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Tom? Dylan? Blake?
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Nope, nope and double nope.
Uh, Ralph?
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Ralph still hasn't forgiven me for
eating his pudding in kindergarten.
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Wow. Looks like we're out of boys.
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Yeah, this is not happening.
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Hey, Zoe. Wanna go to
the school dance with me?
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Uh... you haven't seen me dance,
have you?
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STIFLED GIGGLE
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SHE HUMS A TUNE
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Going to the big dance, huh?
How did you know?
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Honey, I've known you
since before you were born.
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I can feel when meaningful events
happen to you on an elemental level.
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Moms just know these things.
Really?
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LAUGHS
No.
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Quigley told me.
She's waiting in the studio.
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And... done.
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OK, the first part of the dance,
Act One, as I call it,
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will be more formal.
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Then, during the Macarena,
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we'll whip off our ball-gown
maxi over-skirts
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to reveal Act Two -
LED-lit leggings!
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Aah, what do you think?!
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I'm in, as long as we can work
sequinned skorts into Act Three.
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Oh, good call.
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We've got to look our absolute
sleekest and socially relevant-est!
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We'll be dancing queens!
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Not unless they have a "Weirdest
Dancer In The Queendom" award.
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You might dance weird,
but you'll look great!
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Our fashion will get us
a ton of likes online.
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Ah, love the likes.
Don't love dance floor disasters.
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WHERE is my eye pencil?
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Hm, I think I know.
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Ulav, give Quigley back
her eye pencil.
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What makes you think I have it?
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Really?
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Thanks, Ulav.
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Quigley wants to make sure
we look really good
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to balance out how bad I dance.
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You can't dance?
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Dance beats just don't register
with my muscles.
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Ooh! Ooh! I can teach you!
I'm a great dance teacher.
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First lesson, the Zoogie.
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I'll have you know
I've won multiple dance contests
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throughout the galaxy.
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The Zoogie is the most popular dance
in the universe!
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For some reason, Earth is
the only planet that doesn't do it.
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Maybe there's a dance charm
for my bracelet!
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Something that'll help me
tear up the dance floor.
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Actually, your father
did have such a charm.
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He used it to infiltrate
hostile enemy social functions.
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But it was defective.
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If you were to find it
and activate it,
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Gore would see the energy spike,
he'd know where you are
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and besiege the school
with alien mercenaries!
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Right, bad idea.
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Dance charm equals
school's out forever.
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'I compiled
my advanced knowledge
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'of every dance
from the Earth's last 70 years.
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'This one is called
the Mashed Potato.
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'It's EXTREMELY popular
with today's Earth teens.
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Cool! Downloading now.
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Practising?
Researching some dance moves?
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This... This is just a cell phone!
Not an alien communication device.
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I'm not getting
personalised instructions
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from an alien warlord
intent on destroying Earth!
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Whoa! First dance? Nervous?
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Uh...
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Wonderful. He's a great dancer.
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He's so good, maybe no-one
will see how bad YOU are.
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OK... I'll go with that.
DOORBELL RINGS
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Hello, Mrs Stranek.
Hi, boys!
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So, Hugh, Zoe says this is
your first year at the school.
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Where are you from?
Uh-oh, mom questions.
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They'll be here all night.
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Gotta go, Mom. Dance is starting!
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Oh sure, honey. We have plenty of
time to talk. I'm a dance chaperone!
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Huh? Really?
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Yes! I didn't want to miss
seeing my little Zoe dance!
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ZOE LAUGHS
AWKWARDLY
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Val, Vole, thank you for coming
on such short notice!
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Big fan of your work. Huge.
Love your scanning tech.
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And I especially love
that you're both short!
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Very helpful
for this dangerous mission.
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It is...
Our pleasure.
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We're big fans of your work,
as well. We dream of one day...
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Destroying as many galaxies
as you have.
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Oh stop, I'm blushing!
But back to business.
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Your mission
is to work with my agent
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to capture and bring Agent 203
to me.
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And if anyone gets in your way,
eliminate them.
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Ooh!
Fun.
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Also, are you familiar
with the Mashed Potato?
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See you later, Zo!
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Zoe, I have something special
for you for the dance.
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Your father always had this on
his key chain when we went dancing.
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He said it made him a better dancer.
Would you wear it just this once?
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It would mean a lot to me.
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Of course, Mom.
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Love you, kid. Let's dance!
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The dance charm?!
Don't worry, Quig.
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There's no way
I'm gonna doom the dance.
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FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS
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Mrs Stranek! Hi! What do you think
of the decorations?
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I did them all myself.
Everything looks... very alien-y.
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Thank you!
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All the materials are from
alien crash sites I've discovered.
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I have very carefully curated
the whole cafeteria!
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Oh, I feel queasy, Fred.
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I know what you mean, Sandy.
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I knew we shouldn't have eaten
my mom's meatloa...
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After you, Sandy.
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My pleasure, Fred.
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Uh, quick, Zoe.
Stephanie wants to do a group photo!
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'Val, Vole, search the perimeter.
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'Hugh, get right out
in the middle of that dance floor,
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'and use your scanner to locate
Agent 203 and her bracelet.
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'We have no idea
what it looks like.'
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Well, that narrows it down
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As soon as you find it, I'll
seal everyone inside the cafeteria.
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Val and Vole will find and capture
203 by any means necessary.
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Any means necessary...
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Is our favourite kind of means.
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Good! Have fun! Be creative!
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Hugh, move it out!
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MUSIC PLAYING
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I love this song! Let's dance!
Uh...
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Uh, do we have to be right
in the centre of the dance floor?
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Everyone can see us!
We can scan them ALL!
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Uh, I mean... come on, let's boogie!
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Uh-oh.
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ALARM BLARES
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Yow! Hot, hot, hot!
Wait a hot second...
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I'd recognise that energy signature
anywhere.
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203 is at the dance!
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Good luck escaping me this time...
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from inside
an impenetrable forcefield!
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Bwhahahaha!
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'Attention, Val, Vole and Hugh.
203's presence is confirmed.
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Find 203, and get me that bracelet!
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Aww. My favourite pants.
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ZOE LAUGHS
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OK, imminent doom aside,
that was nice!
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Let's pop outside
for some fresh air.
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Umm... either I am
WAY weak from dancing,
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or there's some kind of weird
forcefield around the cafeteria!
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GASPS
Gore knows 203 is here!
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Zoe! Did you use the dance charm?!
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No! I mean... yes.
Hugh did. Accidentally.
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And he's not giving me a chance
to turn it o-o-o-off!
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Um, well, there is a forcefield
surrounding the cafeteria,
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which means Gore's agents are here!
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Oh, no. They must be disguised
as students. But who?
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We need a team meeting.
Come on, let's boogie!
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No! I mean... could you get us
some refreshments, Hugh?
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Sure thing, Zoe.
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Deactivate Dance Charm.
Backstage. Now!
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Studies show that aliens secretly
make up 10% of the human population.
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Mind-blowing, am I right?
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Look, a student! Shouldn't you be
educating HIM about UFOs?
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Couldn't agree more.
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You're never too young
to learn about the hollow moon!
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Phew.
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The dance ends in half an hour,
and if that forcefield is still up,
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kids can't leave,
parents can't pick them up,
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and we'll be breaking news
across the Earth!
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Testing. This is Quigley
from the Portable Command Center.
243
00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:00,959
Everyone online?
Affirmative.
244
00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:03,799
Ulav, do you copy?
245
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:04,960
'Ulav?'
246
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:09,959
Yes! Erm, we were just testing...
emergency Zoogie procedures.
247
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,959
Gore has a forcefield
around the school.
248
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Find a way to turn it off.
249
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Zoe, Rock and I will figure out
who these agents of Gore are.
250
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,960
Oh, my gosh, I have an idea.
251
00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:21,799
Spotlight dance!
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VOLUME INCREASES
253
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The Zoogie!
254
00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:37,959
Ulav,
any progress on the forcefield?
255
00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:39,959
Shutting it down
is theoretically simple.
256
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:43,479
Just send high-frequency sound waves
through a piece of dytanium glovate.
257
00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:45,959
'What?!' Dytanium glovate,
a very common metal.
258
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,959
It's in pretty much
every alien kitchen
259
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,799
in the universe,
like Earth's aluminium foil.
260
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:52,959
Small problem -
we're not in an alien kitchen.
261
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:55,999
{\an8}Unless... Mr Roswell's been bragging
all night that the decorations
262
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,959
{\an8}are sourced from actual UFOs!
263
00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:59,959
{\an8}But how are we going to find it?
264
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:03,959
And here's another very rare,
very authentic alien artefact.
265
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,959
You know, Mr Roswell, Rock's the guy
you should be talking to.
266
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:08,959
Look how interested he is
in your stuff!
267
00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:13,959
Oh, boy, Rock! buckle up to have
your mind blown to Betelgeuse!
268
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:16,959
Where's Zoe? For some reason,
I want to dance more.
269
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:19,959
Step two - get rid of Gore's goons
without them spotting me.
270
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,959
OK. You'll need a disguise
that screams "school employee"
271
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but doesn't restrict judo movement.
272
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:31,959
Voila!
273
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Cafeteria lady with style!
274
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,959
Hey, kid! Food emergency!
275
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:41,319
Help me load an extremely heavy pan
of finger food into the oven.
276
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:43,800
No, wait, I...
Finger food waits for no student!
277
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:46,959
In there, third shelf.
278
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:50,160
Kind of greenish stuff
with reddish stuff on top.
279
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:53,960
Hey! You're not...
280
00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,159
One fresh-frozen Fred.
281
00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:02,960
Ugh! That joke is cold.
Stand by for your next disguise.
282
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,959
Excuse me, Sandy? It's Fred.
283
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:11,959
He's pulled a muscle in the kitchen,
and he's very lonely.
284
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,959
This may look like aluminium foil,
285
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:16,959
but it emits
a particularly suspicious odour.
286
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,959
Take a whiff of this relic!
Bleurgh!
287
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,959
That doesn't smell like
nothing on Earth! Right?!
288
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,959
I've located the dytanium glovate.
'Good.'
289
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,959
Oh, one thing - whatever you do,
do not smell it!
290
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,959
'I lingers in your nostrils
for a month.'
291
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:29,959
Thanks for the heads-up
292
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:32,959
Now you simply need to subject it
to 200 decibels of sound,
293
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,959
which, according to my research,
294
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:36,959
is roughly twice the level
of Earth's loudest heavy metal band.
295
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,960
On it.
296
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:55,479
School nurses don't have whimsically
disguised spy weapons.
297
00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:56,959
You're Agent 203!
298
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,960
Busted!
299
00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:04,159
Quigley! We need to get 200 decibels
of sound blasted through this.
300
00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,959
Also, don't smell it.
301
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,959
Ugh... Follow me.
302
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,639
I got this, dude.
303
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,960
This is awesome!
I'm getting so many breaks!
304
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,959
OK, Quigley, juice that system!
305
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:18,799
Let's get loud!
306
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:19,960
CHEERING
307
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,960
Activate levitation charm!
308
00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:41,960
Zoe's been gone too long,
see if she needs help.
309
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:48,960
Take her down!
310
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,960
Need a hand?
Let's finish them.
311
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:13,959
'Rock! I need your help!'
I'll take them up to the roof.
312
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,959
MUSIC BLARES
Oh, my ears!
313
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:18,959
I've already got it cranked to 11,
but it's still not loud enough!
314
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:21,959
Can you crank it to 12?
There is no 12!
315
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:22,959
But I have an idea.
316
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,960
RHYTHMIC DRUM BEAT
317
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,960
CLAPS ALONG TO BEAT
318
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,959
Parents arriving for kid pick-up!
319
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,479
I repeat, parents arriving
for kid pick-up!
320
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,959
That force ray can't hold us both.
321
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:49,960
Let's find out who you really are,
Agent 203.
322
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,960
Almost there!
323
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:02,960
CACKLES
324
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,959
THEY SCREAM
325
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,960
Val and Vole, come in.
What's your status?
326
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,960
Hmph. Amateurs.
327
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,959
Zoe! Where were you?
Um... I was just...
328
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,959
And now, the moment
we've all been waiting for!
329
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,959
The winners
of the Dance King and Queen are...
330
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,959
Hugh and Zoe!
331
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:38,640
APPLAUSE
What?! No way! Uh...
332
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:58,159
'What is this feeling?
Am I having fun?
333
00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:02,960
'Was I even programmed to have fun?
I like it! I like fun!'
334
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:07,320
Oh, if only her Dad could see her.
335
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,959
It was fun having you with us
at the dance, Hugh.
336
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,960
I had fun too, Zoe.
337
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,959
That was a blast!
338
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,639
I'm gonna volunteer
for the next dance, too.
339
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,639
See you at school, Zoe.
340
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:31,959
Bye, Hugh.
341
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,959
'Hugh!
Where in deep space were you?'
342
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:37,959
Gore! OMG!
Tonight was so amazing!
343
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:39,959
I was crowned Dance King!
Can you believe it?
344
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,959
What I can't believe
is how much of a loser you are!
345
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:46,159
I need a full report of everything
you did wrong and why you failed.
346
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,959
'Now!'
Sorry, Gore... Chshshshsh!
347
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:51,959
I can't... Chshshsh! ..hear you!
Chchchshh... Breaking up!
348
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,959
Chshhhh...
CALL ENDS
349
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,479
Phew!
CHUCKLES
350
00:19:56,480 --> 00:20:00,960
Ah, maybe Zoe and Quigley and Rock
wanna play mini-golf this weekend.
351
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:06,959
Mission report.
352
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:11,959
I apprehended targets 225067
and 225068 in the disco tonight
353
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:12,959
thanks to my dance charm.
354
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:16,639
I sure hope my daughter hasn't
inherited my total lack of rhythm.
355
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:19,959
But if she hasn't,
this charm might be a perfect gift.
356
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:23,959
Dad? I know you're just a recording
and you can't hear or answer me,
357
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:27,959
but... I had a really successful
mission tonight, and...
358
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,959
I danced OK!
359
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,800
I miss you.
360
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:39,960
And... thanks for the moves.
361
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,960
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