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our regularly

our regularly

our regularly
regularly scheduled programming. After

regularly scheduled programming. After

regularly scheduled programming. After
last night's show, we had a special one

last night's show, we had a special one

last night's show, we had a special one
following the um the State of Union, the

following the um the State of Union, the

following the um the State of Union, the
Forget Gettysburg address last night.

Forget Gettysburg address last night.

Forget Gettysburg address last night.
Donald Trump stormed the capital to let

Donald Trump stormed the capital to let

Donald Trump stormed the capital to let
us know that everything's going great.

us know that everything's going great.

us know that everything's going great.
we have no problems at all. And if we

we have no problems at all. And if we

we have no problems at all. And if we
do, they're Joe Biden's fault. I wonder

do, they're Joe Biden's fault. I wonder

do, they're Joe Biden's fault. I wonder
how many years he's going to squeeze out

how many years he's going to squeeze out

how many years he's going to squeeze out
of that excuse. Huh. Basically, Trump's

of that excuse. Huh. Basically, Trump's

of that excuse. Huh. Basically, Trump's
message to America, if you didn't see it

message to America, if you didn't see it

message to America, if you didn't see it
last night, was if you are struggling

last night, was if you are struggling

last night, was if you are struggling
financially, you're trying to support

financially, you're trying to support

financially, you're trying to support
your family to putting food on the

your family to putting food on the

your family to putting food on the
table, uh if you're having a hard time,

table, uh if you're having a hard time,

table, uh if you're having a hard time,
you're wrong. You're actually very rich

you're wrong. You're actually very rich

you're wrong. You're actually very rich
and let's stop talking about it. Okay.

and let's stop talking about it. Okay.

and let's stop talking about it. Okay.
Four days after the Supreme Court

Four days after the Supreme Court

Four days after the Supreme Court
torched his tariffs, the centerpiece of

torched his tariffs, the centerpiece of

torched his tariffs, the centerpiece of
his cockamamey economic policy, he said,

his cockamamey economic policy, he said,

his cockamamey economic policy, he said,
"We are winning so much, we don't know

"We are winning so much, we don't know

"We are winning so much, we don't know
what to do with it, which this is what

what to do with it, which this is what

what to do with it, which this is what
happens to old people who only watch Fox

happens to old people who only watch Fox

happens to old people who only watch Fox
News. They become confused about

News. They become confused about

News. They become confused about
reality." But I will say, you really do

reality." But I will say, you really do

reality." But I will say, you really do
have to hand it to the gang at Fox. They

have to hand it to the gang at Fox. They

have to hand it to the gang at Fox. They
are very creative when it comes to

are very creative when it comes to

are very creative when it comes to
putting a positive spin on things. This

putting a positive spin on things. This

putting a positive spin on things. This
was the headline from Fox Newsw.com last

was the headline from Fox Newsw.com last

was the headline from Fox Newsw.com last
night. I went on to see what was going

night. I went on to see what was going

night. I went on to see what was going
on. Trump celebrates turnaround for the

on. Trump celebrates turnaround for the

on. Trump celebrates turnaround for the
ages in record-breaking State of the

ages in record-breaking State of the

ages in record-breaking State of the
Union address. I was like, what record

Union address. I was like, what record

Union address. I was like, what record
did they break? You know what record

did they break? You know what record

did they break? You know what record
they broke? It was the longest State of

they broke? It was the longest State of

they broke? It was the longest State of
the Union speech ever. It was It beat

the Union speech ever. It was It beat

the Union speech ever. It was It beat
the previous record for longest speech

the previous record for longest speech

the previous record for longest speech
held by Donald Trump. He beat his own

held by Donald Trump. He beat his own

held by Donald Trump. He beat his own
record. Broke his own record for being

record. Broke his own record for being

record. Broke his own record for being
long- winded. He has once again publicly

long- winded. He has once again publicly

long- winded. He has once again publicly
broken wind. And uh Gibberace went on

broken wind. And uh Gibberace went on

broken wind. And uh Gibberace went on
for an hour and 47 minutes last night.

for an hour and 47 minutes last night.

for an hour and 47 minutes last night.
It was the longest speech in State of

It was the longest speech in State of

It was the longest speech in State of
the Union history. also the dumbest. He

the Union history. also the dumbest. He

the Union history. also the dumbest. He
beat his own record there, too. The fact

beat his own record there, too. The fact

beat his own record there, too. The fact
that he's 79 years old and spoke

that he's 79 years old and spoke

that he's 79 years old and spoke
interrupted for almost two hours, it's

interrupted for almost two hours, it's

interrupted for almost two hours, it's
the only proof I'll ever need that he

the only proof I'll ever need that he

the only proof I'll ever need that he
wears a diaper. He's definitely wearing

wears a diaper. He's definitely wearing

wears a diaper. He's definitely wearing
a diaper. He might be wearing two

a diaper. He might be wearing two

a diaper. He might be wearing two
diapers. Okay, but I'll say this. When

diapers. Okay, but I'll say this. When

diapers. Okay, but I'll say this. When
the president

the president

the president
underperforms as he did, and this is the

underperforms as he did, and this is the

underperforms as he did, and this is the
big difference between Trump supporters

big difference between Trump supporters

big difference between Trump supporters
and everybody on the other side, the

and everybody on the other side, the

and everybody on the other side, the
worse Trump is, the harder Magalan works

worse Trump is, the harder Magalan works

worse Trump is, the harder Magalan works
to tickle his little pumpkinets.

to tickle his little pumpkinets.

to tickle his little pumpkinets.
President Trump delivered the strongest

President Trump delivered the strongest

President Trump delivered the strongest
State of the Union speech in modern

State of the Union speech in modern

State of the Union speech in modern
history.

history.

history.
>> One of the greatest, most triumphant uh

>> One of the greatest, most triumphant uh

>> One of the greatest, most triumphant uh
speeches ever given by a president.

speeches ever given by a president.

speeches ever given by a president.
>> I've been like 19 of this. This is by

>> I've been like 19 of this. This is by

>> I've been like 19 of this. This is by
far the best one.

far the best one.

far the best one.
>> I think it was the best State of the

>> I think it was the best State of the

>> I think it was the best State of the
Union speech that I've seen.

Union speech that I've seen.

Union speech that I've seen.
>> President Trump showed up and showed it

>> President Trump showed up and showed it

>> President Trump showed up and showed it
out.

out.

out.
>> President Trump was outstanding,

>> President Trump was outstanding,

>> President Trump was outstanding,
>> epic,

>> epic,

>> epic,
>> masterful,

>> masterful,

>> masterful,
>> sensational, very inspiring.

>> sensational, very inspiring.

>> sensational, very inspiring.
>> You know, it was the longest one ever,

>> You know, it was the longest one ever,

>> You know, it was the longest one ever,
but she didn't it didn't feel like that.

but she didn't it didn't feel like that.

but she didn't it didn't feel like that.
>> It didn't seem the longest. It seemed

>> It didn't seem the longest. It seemed

>> It didn't seem the longest. It seemed
about right size to me. The time went by

about right size to me. The time went by

about right size to me. The time went by
very fast.

very fast.

very fast.
>> You didn't notice it was 2 hours.

>> You didn't notice it was 2 hours.

>> You didn't notice it was 2 hours.
>> He could have gone much longer.

>> He could have gone much longer.

>> He could have gone much longer.
>> He thrash these godless politicians. I

>> He thrash these godless politicians. I

>> He thrash these godless politicians. I
mean, it just made me want to wave the

mean, it just made me want to wave the

mean, it just made me want to wave the
American flag and play Leonard Skard's

American flag and play Leonard Skard's

American flag and play Leonard Skard's
free.

free.

free.
>> You were proud to be American through

>> You were proud to be American through

>> You were proud to be American through
the speech. If you were not chanting

the speech. If you were not chanting

the speech. If you were not chanting
USA, at least in your heart, I don't

USA, at least in your heart, I don't

USA, at least in your heart, I don't
know why.

know why.

know why.
>> President Trump gave a majestic speech

>> President Trump gave a majestic speech

>> President Trump gave a majestic speech
tonight.

tonight.

tonight.
>> He He still doesn't like you, Ted.

>> He He still doesn't like you, Ted.

>> He He still doesn't like you, Ted.
Forget about it. He's never going to

Forget about it. He's never going to

Forget about it. He's never going to
like you. No one does. Majestic. I

like you. No one does. Majestic. I

like you. No one does. Majestic. I
wonder if when Ted Cruz goes home at

wonder if when Ted Cruz goes home at

wonder if when Ted Cruz goes home at
night, he looks in the mirror and throws

night, he looks in the mirror and throws

night, he looks in the mirror and throws
up because it's

up because it's

up because it's
going into the speech, only 32% of

going into the speech, only 32% of

going into the speech, only 32% of
Americans said they think Trump has the

Americans said they think Trump has the

Americans said they think Trump has the
right priorities. So, he dipped into his

right priorities. So, he dipped into his

right priorities. So, he dipped into his
bag of tricks to find some new

bag of tricks to find some new

bag of tricks to find some new
priorities. Trump announced that he is

priorities. Trump announced that he is

priorities. Trump announced that he is
putting JD Vance in charge of the quote

putting JD Vance in charge of the quote

putting JD Vance in charge of the quote
war on fraud, which is remember when OJ

war on fraud, which is remember when OJ

war on fraud, which is remember when OJ
promised to find the real killer.

promised to find the real killer.

promised to find the real killer.
That's how this war is going to end too.

That's how this war is going to end too.

That's how this war is going to end too.
All the Trump offspring were on hand

All the Trump offspring were on hand

All the Trump offspring were on hand
last night to stay on President Daddy's

last night to stay on President Daddy's

last night to stay on President Daddy's
good side. You can see them here. And uh

good side. You can see them here. And uh

good side. You can see them here. And uh
look at the painting behind them. Martin

look at the painting behind them. Martin

look at the painting behind them. Martin
Van Beern going, "How how the hell did I

Van Beern going, "How how the hell did I

Van Beern going, "How how the hell did I
get in between these two?

get in between these two?

get in between these two?
Everyone got dressed up last night. Even

Everyone got dressed up last night. Even

Everyone got dressed up last night. Even
John Federman wore a suit. But the

John Federman wore a suit. But the

John Federman wore a suit. But the
winner of the MAGA fashion show was

winner of the MAGA fashion show was

winner of the MAGA fashion show was
Texas Congre Congressman Troy Nels. I

Texas Congre Congressman Troy Nels. I

Texas Congre Congressman Troy Nels. I
showed this last night, but this is a

showed this last night, but this is a

showed this last night, but this is a
new angle. And you can really you can

new angle. And you can really you can

new angle. And you can really you can
see how hard he worked to get Master to

see how hard he worked to get Master to

see how hard he worked to get Master to
pet him on the head.

Oh, look at this guy. I like that guy. I

Oh, look at this guy. I like that guy. I
want that.

want that.

want that.
>> Give me that time.

>> Give me that time.

>> Give me that time.
>> Initial. Just an initial.

>> I like that. See, that is how we trick

>> I like that. See, that is how we trick
him into signing an order to release the

him into signing an order to release the

him into signing an order to release the
rest of the Trump Epstein files. Hand

rest of the Trump Epstein files. Hand

rest of the Trump Epstein files. Hand
them some merch. Just the initials. It's

them some merch. Just the initials. It's

them some merch. Just the initials. It's
all we need. See everything. Several

all we need. See everything. Several

all we need. See everything. Several
Democrats boycotted the speech in

Democrats boycotted the speech in

Democrats boycotted the speech in
protest last night. Others showed up to

protest last night. Others showed up to

protest last night. Others showed up to
share their displeasure loudly in

share their displeasure loudly in

share their displeasure loudly in
person, which Mike Johnson, the squeaker

person, which Mike Johnson, the squeaker

person, which Mike Johnson, the squeaker
of the House, did not approve of at all.

of the House, did not approve of at all.

of the House, did not approve of at all.
>> Speaker, can I get your thoughts on the

>> Speaker, can I get your thoughts on the

>> Speaker, can I get your thoughts on the
heckling this evening from Congresswoman

heckling this evening from Congresswoman

heckling this evening from Congresswoman
Omar to leave and then uh Mr. Al Green

Omar to leave and then uh Mr. Al Green

Omar to leave and then uh Mr. Al Green
with this demonstration?

with this demonstration?

with this demonstration?
>> Absolutely shameful. No respect in

>> Absolutely shameful. No respect in

>> Absolutely shameful. No respect in
there. I mean, we asked everybody

there. I mean, we asked everybody

there. I mean, we asked everybody
maintain the quorum and they couldn't do

maintain the quorum and they couldn't do

maintain the quorum and they couldn't do
it. They couldn't contain it for two

it. They couldn't contain it for two

it. They couldn't contain it for two
hours.

hours.

hours.
>> And we all know how important decorum is

>> And we all know how important decorum is

>> And we all know how important decorum is
to Donald Trump. If there's one thing

to Donald Trump. If there's one thing

to Donald Trump. If there's one thing
Donald Trump is, it's respectful at all

Donald Trump is, it's respectful at all

Donald Trump is, it's respectful at all
times. Like he would never tell

times. Like he would never tell

times. Like he would never tell
somebody, "Shut up." He would say

somebody, "Shut up." He would say

somebody, "Shut up." He would say
politely, "Quiet, piggy." And that's

politely, "Quiet, piggy." And that's

politely, "Quiet, piggy." And that's
him. Now, ratings are of course very

him. Now, ratings are of course very

him. Now, ratings are of course very
important to Donald Trump. Maybe the

important to Donald Trump. Maybe the

important to Donald Trump. Maybe the
most important thing in all the world.

most important thing in all the world.

most important thing in all the world.
So, the White House went all out to

So, the White House went all out to

So, the White House went all out to
attract eyeballs for this speech. They

attract eyeballs for this speech. They

attract eyeballs for this speech. They
even released a promo featuring

even released a promo featuring

even released a promo featuring
featuring all the president's mental

featuring all the president's mental

featuring all the president's mental
patients. Tonight marks the start of a

patients. Tonight marks the start of a

patients. Tonight marks the start of a
new chapter in the greatest comeback

new chapter in the greatest comeback

new chapter in the greatest comeback
story ever told.

story ever told.

story ever told.
>> It's been a busy year since President

>> It's been a busy year since President

>> It's been a busy year since President
Trump last addressed this building.

Trump last addressed this building.

Trump last addressed this building.
>> You know the top lines. Transparency

>> You know the top lines. Transparency

>> You know the top lines. Transparency
across the board. No tax on tips. No tax

across the board. No tax on tips. No tax

across the board. No tax on tips. No tax
on overtime.

on overtime.

on overtime.
>> No sex on Monday. No food on Tuesday.

>> No sex on Monday. No food on Tuesday.

>> No sex on Monday. No food on Tuesday.
Cutting taxes on social security.

Cutting taxes on social security.

Cutting taxes on social security.
>> No more men in women's sports.

>> No more men in women's sports.

>> No more men in women's sports.
>> That's right. Do and no more women and

>> That's right. Do and no more women and

>> That's right. Do and no more women and
men's underpants. The great healthcare

men's underpants. The great healthcare

men's underpants. The great healthcare
plan. We're not sick of winning yet, Mr.

plan. We're not sick of winning yet, Mr.

plan. We're not sick of winning yet, Mr.
President.

President.

President.
>> That's right. We're sick with missiles.

>> That's right. We're sick with missiles.

>> That's right. We're sick with missiles.
America, America,

America, America,

America, America,
>> America is back.

>> America is back.

>> America is back.
>> I agree with this pandeos. Donald Trump

>> I agree with this pandeos. Donald Trump

>> I agree with this pandeos. Donald Trump
is the best. Do not deport the poor me.

is the best. Do not deport the poor me.

is the best. Do not deport the poor me.
I can tell you where Jimmy lives. It's

I can tell you where Jimmy lives. It's

I can tell you where Jimmy lives. It's
not too far from here.

>> Well, you little rat. Sorry.

>> Well, you little rat. Sorry.
>> I see you got over that disease, huh?

>> I see you got over that disease, huh?

>> I see you got over that disease, huh?
Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.
>> What was the name of that disease you

>> What was the name of that disease you

>> What was the name of that disease you
had?

had?

had?
>> MEASLES.

>> What do they call measles in Spanish?

>> What do they call measles in Spanish?
>> Salampion.

>> Salampion.

>> Salampion.
>> Oh, really?

>> Oh, really?

>> Oh, really?
>> Yes.

>> Yes.

>> Yes.
>> Say that again.

>> Say that again.

>> Say that again.
>> Sarion.

>> Sarion.

>> Sarion.
>> Sarion.

>> Sarion.

>> Sarion.
>> Yes. Salampion. Yes.

>> Yes. Salampion. Yes.

>> Yes. Salampion. Yes.
>> It's scarier that way.

>> It's scarier that way.

>> It's scarier that way.
>> It is.

>> It is.

>> It is.
>> You know, a lot of people told me that

>> You know, a lot of people told me that

>> You know, a lot of people told me that
they refused to watch the speech last

they refused to watch the speech last

they refused to watch the speech last
night. I guess they figured they knew

night. I guess they figured they knew

night. I guess they figured they knew
what he was going to say and they

what he was going to say and they

what he was going to say and they
weren't wrong. He said pretty much

weren't wrong. He said pretty much

weren't wrong. He said pretty much
everything we expected him to. But I

everything we expected him to. But I

everything we expected him to. But I
It's important to know what's going on.

It's important to know what's going on.

It's important to know what's going on.
That's what I think. Anyway, so for

That's what I think. Anyway, so for

That's what I think. Anyway, so for
those who didn't or couldn't uh spend an

those who didn't or couldn't uh spend an

those who didn't or couldn't uh spend an
hour and 47 minutes watching Harry, not

hour and 47 minutes watching Harry, not

hour and 47 minutes watching Harry, not
Truman go off on tangents, we whittleled

Truman go off on tangents, we whittleled

Truman go off on tangents, we whittleled
it down. We boiled everything to a a

it down. We boiled everything to a a

it down. We boiled everything to a a
60-second easily digestible State of the

60-second easily digestible State of the

60-second easily digestible State of the
Union for you.

Everything was stolen and rigged.

Everything was stolen and rigged.
Tariffs, tariffs, murderers, tariffs,

Tariffs, tariffs, murderers, tariffs,

Tariffs, tariffs, murderers, tariffs,
fraud, corruption, so much richer.

fraud, corruption, so much richer.

fraud, corruption, so much richer.
tariffs, Somali pirates plundering

tariffs, Somali pirates plundering

tariffs, Somali pirates plundering
America. The Biden administration,

America. The Biden administration,

America. The Biden administration,
Biden, Biden, Joe Biden, baby illegal

Biden, Biden, Joe Biden, baby illegal

Biden, Biden, Joe Biden, baby illegal
aliens, murder rates, fentinel, Uncle

aliens, murder rates, fentinel, Uncle

aliens, murder rates, fentinel, Uncle
Enrique. Please, please, Mr. President,

Enrique. Please, please, Mr. President,

Enrique. Please, please, Mr. President,
we're winning too much. Boy, oh boy.

we're winning too much. Boy, oh boy.

we're winning too much. Boy, oh boy.
We're just always losing. The one where

We're just always losing. The one where

We're just always losing. The one where
you put your stick in the back and it

you put your stick in the back and it

you put your stick in the back and it
hit the neck of your stick and bounced

hit the neck of your stick and bounced

hit the neck of your stick and bounced
off. No money. No money. Selling and

off. No money. No money. Selling and

off. No money. No money. Selling and
selling and selling. We're making a lot

selling and selling. We're making a lot

selling and selling. We're making a lot
of money. Millions and millions. Much

of money. Millions and millions. Much

of money. Millions and millions. Much
more money than people understand.

more money than people understand.

more money than people understand.
Nobody's getting paid. How much money is

Nobody's getting paid. How much money is

Nobody's getting paid. How much money is
that? That's a lot of money. How do you

that? That's a lot of money. How do you

that? That's a lot of money. How do you
make all that money? Dead country.

make all that money? Dead country.

make all that money? Dead country.
Butter, chicken, fruit, automobiles,

Butter, chicken, fruit, automobiles,

Butter, chicken, fruit, automobiles,
hotels, beef, Biden, Biden, tariffs.

hotels, beef, Biden, Biden, tariffs.

hotels, beef, Biden, Biden, tariffs.
Nobody wants to go fishing anymore.

Nobody wants to go fishing anymore.

Nobody wants to go fishing anymore.
These people are crazy.

We We just saved you an hour and 46

We We just saved you an hour and 46
minutes of your life, and you didn't

minutes of your life, and you didn't

minutes of your life, and you didn't
miss anything at all. It was all in

miss anything at all. It was all in

miss anything at all. It was all in
there. Meanwhile, the Democrats took a

there. Meanwhile, the Democrats took a

there. Meanwhile, the Democrats took a
page from Kid Rock and had a number of

page from Kid Rock and had a number of

page from Kid Rock and had a number of
what they called alternative events,

what they called alternative events,

what they called alternative events,
including uh an event called the

including uh an event called the

including uh an event called the
People's State of the Union.

People's State of the Union.

People's State of the Union.
>> Hey, I'm Alice. My artist's name is

>> Hey, I'm Alice. My artist's name is

>> Hey, I'm Alice. My artist's name is
Melting Virgo. They cannot imprison us

Melting Virgo. They cannot imprison us

Melting Virgo. They cannot imprison us
all. They cannot imprison us all. They

all. They cannot imprison us all. They

all. They cannot imprison us all. They
cannot imprison us all. They cannot

cannot imprison us all. They cannot

cannot imprison us all. They cannot
imprison us all.

I love to see a fierce democratic

I love to see a fierce democratic
response.

>> What was her name? Melting something.

>> What was her name? Melting something.
Thank you. Maybe we let Bad Bunny handle

Thank you. Maybe we let Bad Bunny handle

Thank you. Maybe we let Bad Bunny handle
the songs in Espanola.

the songs in Espanola.

the songs in Espanola.
I mean,

two more minutes of that, I'd be wearing

two more minutes of that, I'd be wearing
a MAGA hat. Of course, the elephant in

a MAGA hat. Of course, the elephant in

a MAGA hat. Of course, the elephant in
the room last night was the Trump

the room last night was the Trump

the room last night was the Trump
Epstein files, which unsurprisingly went

Epstein files, which unsurprisingly went

Epstein files, which unsurprisingly went
unmentioned by the hippopotamus in the

unmentioned by the hippopotamus in the

unmentioned by the hippopotamus in the
room. Hours before Trump took the

room. Hours before Trump took the

room. Hours before Trump took the
podium, there was a bombshell report

podium, there was a bombshell report

podium, there was a bombshell report
from NPR that said the Justice

from NPR that said the Justice

from NPR that said the Justice
Department illegally withheld 53 pages

Department illegally withheld 53 pages

Department illegally withheld 53 pages
of notes and memos from FBI interviews

of notes and memos from FBI interviews

of notes and memos from FBI interviews
with a woman who accused Donald Trump of

with a woman who accused Donald Trump of

with a woman who accused Donald Trump of
sexually abusing her when she was a

sexually abusing her when she was a

sexually abusing her when she was a
young teenager. I know. I'm shocked as

young teenager. I know. I'm shocked as

young teenager. I know. I'm shocked as
you. I thought he got rid of NPR. Um,

you. I thought he got rid of NPR. Um,

you. I thought he got rid of NPR. Um,
the woman says she was 13 when she met

the woman says she was 13 when she met

the woman says she was 13 when she met
Trump. The FBI interviewed her four

Trump. The FBI interviewed her four

Trump. The FBI interviewed her four
times in 2019. The details of those

times in 2019. The details of those

times in 2019. The details of those
interviews are, for reasons that still

interviews are, for reasons that still

interviews are, for reasons that still
haven't been explained, unavailable. The

haven't been explained, unavailable. The

haven't been explained, unavailable. The
ranking Democrat on the House Oversight

ranking Democrat on the House Oversight

ranking Democrat on the House Oversight
Committee saw them. He said, "Oversight

Committee saw them. He said, "Oversight

Committee saw them. He said, "Oversight
Democrats can confirm that DOJ appears

Democrats can confirm that DOJ appears

Democrats can confirm that DOJ appears
to have illegally withheld FBI

to have illegally withheld FBI

to have illegally withheld FBI
interviews with the survivor who accused

interviews with the survivor who accused

interviews with the survivor who accused
President Trump of heinous crimes." Hey,

President Trump of heinous crimes." Hey,

President Trump of heinous crimes." Hey,
Pam Bondi, cancel your blowout. We've

Pam Bondi, cancel your blowout. We've

Pam Bondi, cancel your blowout. We've
got heinous crimes to investigate here.

got heinous crimes to investigate here.

got heinous crimes to investigate here.
Why are they being allowed to hide this

Why are they being allowed to hide this

Why are they being allowed to hide this
stuff? They're supposed to release the

stuff? They're supposed to release the

stuff? They're supposed to release the
files. What a bunch of hypocrites these

files. What a bunch of hypocrites these

files. What a bunch of hypocrites these
people. I'm sure we'd know if this if

people. I'm sure we'd know if this if

people. I'm sure we'd know if this if
these interviews were on Hunter Biden's

these interviews were on Hunter Biden's

these interviews were on Hunter Biden's
laptop, we'd know every word of them.

laptop, we'd know every word of them.

laptop, we'd know every word of them.
So, the New York Times had a followup on

So, the New York Times had a followup on

So, the New York Times had a followup on
this story today. Trump may have another

this story today. Trump may have another

this story today. Trump may have another
messy cover up on his hands. And I'm not

messy cover up on his hands. And I'm not

messy cover up on his hands. And I'm not
talking about the messy cover up that is

talking about the messy cover up that is

talking about the messy cover up that is
literally on his hands. I'm talking

literally on his hands. I'm talking

literally on his hands. I'm talking
about something much worse than that.

about something much worse than that.

about something much worse than that.
And although I do want to clarify, we

And although I do want to clarify, we

And although I do want to clarify, we
don't know if the president took part in

don't know if the president took part in

don't know if the president took part in
or even knew about any of the crimes his

or even knew about any of the crimes his

or even knew about any of the crimes his
best friend, the world's most notorious

best friend, the world's most notorious

best friend, the world's most notorious
pedophile, committed. But I should also

pedophile, committed. But I should also

pedophile, committed. But I should also
say the reason we don't know is because

say the reason we don't know is because

say the reason we don't know is because
the people who work for the president

the people who work for the president

the people who work for the president
blacked out his name a bunch of times

blacked out his name a bunch of times

blacked out his name a bunch of times
and made interviews disappear. Seems to

and made interviews disappear. Seems to

and made interviews disappear. Seems to
me the best thing for President Trump,

me the best thing for President Trump,

me the best thing for President Trump,
who I'm sure did nothing wrong, is to

who I'm sure did nothing wrong, is to

who I'm sure did nothing wrong, is to
order them to unredact his name and

order them to unredact his name and

order them to unredact his name and
release all of the Trump Epstein files

release all of the Trump Epstein files

release all of the Trump Epstein files
so he can prove how unbelievably

so he can prove how unbelievably

so he can prove how unbelievably
innocent he is.

innocent he is.

innocent he is.
FBI Director Cash Patel vowed that he

FBI Director Cash Patel vowed that he

FBI Director Cash Patel vowed that he
will find those 53 missing pages as long

will find those 53 missing pages as long

will find those 53 missing pages as long
as they happen to be in the shower of

as they happen to be in the shower of

as they happen to be in the shower of
the US men's gold medal winning hockey

the US men's gold medal winning hockey

the US men's gold medal winning hockey
team. Cash Patel's having a banner week.

team. Cash Patel's having a banner week.

team. Cash Patel's having a banner week.
He flew to Italy on the FBI jet to chug

He flew to Italy on the FBI jet to chug

He flew to Italy on the FBI jet to chug
beers with Team USA. And that might just

beers with Team USA. And that might just

beers with Team USA. And that might just
be the beginning of the story. Senator

be the beginning of the story. Senator

be the beginning of the story. Senator
Dick Durban says he has a report from a

Dick Durban says he has a report from a

Dick Durban says he has a report from a
whistleblower at the FBI that said

whistleblower at the FBI that said

whistleblower at the FBI that said
Patel's excessive use of the private

Patel's excessive use of the private

Patel's excessive use of the private
plane for personal travel has delayed

plane for personal travel has delayed

plane for personal travel has delayed
and/or negatively affected major

and/or negatively affected major

and/or negatively affected major
criminal investigations. The

criminal investigations. The

criminal investigations. The
whistleblower also said the tone was set

whistleblower also said the tone was set

whistleblower also said the tone was set
early during Director Patel's tenure

early during Director Patel's tenure

early during Director Patel's tenure
when he said in a meeting with the field

when he said in a meeting with the field

when he said in a meeting with the field
offices last year, "If you have golf,

offices last year, "If you have golf,

offices last year, "If you have golf,
hockey, fishing, or hunting and

hockey, fishing, or hunting and

hockey, fishing, or hunting and
beautiful sites, you're going to see a

beautiful sites, you're going to see a

beautiful sites, you're going to see a
lot of meat." That's right. If there are

lot of meat." That's right. If there are

lot of meat." That's right. If there are
beautiful sites to see, these FBIs are

beautiful sites to see, these FBIs are

beautiful sites to see, these FBIs are
going to be all over it. Cash Patel, as

going to be all over it. Cash Patel, as

going to be all over it. Cash Patel, as
punishment, he should be forced to fly

punishment, he should be forced to fly

punishment, he should be forced to fly
Spirit Airlines from now on. He should

Spirit Airlines from now on. He should

Spirit Airlines from now on. He should
throw him in the overhead compartment.

throw him in the overhead compartment.

throw him in the overhead compartment.
Spirit Airlines yesterday announced they

Spirit Airlines yesterday announced they

Spirit Airlines yesterday announced they
are no longer bankrupt. Apparently, at

are no longer bankrupt. Apparently, at

are no longer bankrupt. Apparently, at
the last minute, somebody stepped in

the last minute, somebody stepped in

the last minute, somebody stepped in
with 800 bucks, bought the whole

with 800 bucks, bought the whole

with 800 bucks, bought the whole
company.

company.

company.
Now, the airlines struck a deal with

Now, the airlines struck a deal with

Now, the airlines struck a deal with
creditors that would allow them to

creditors that would allow them to

creditors that would allow them to
emerge from bankruptcy over the next few

emerge from bankruptcy over the next few

emerge from bankruptcy over the next few
months. The only thing scarier than

months. The only thing scarier than

months. The only thing scarier than
flying Spirit Airline is flying Spirit

flying Spirit Airline is flying Spirit

flying Spirit Airline is flying Spirit
Airline right after they almost went

Airline right after they almost went

Airline right after they almost went
bankrupt. The article I read said Spirit

bankrupt. The article I read said Spirit

bankrupt. The article I read said Spirit
warned investors. They said there was

warned investors. They said there was

warned investors. They said there was
substantial doubt that they could stay

substantial doubt that they could stay

substantial doubt that they could stay
in business, which is weird that they

in business, which is weird that they

in business, which is weird that they
even have investors. Who goes on the

even have investors. Who goes on the

even have investors. Who goes on the
plane and says, "I should buy stock in

plane and says, "I should buy stock in

plane and says, "I should buy stock in
this." I really It's like buying stock

this." I really It's like buying stock

this." I really It's like buying stock
in Spirit Airlines. It feels like owning

in Spirit Airlines. It feels like owning

in Spirit Airlines. It feels like owning
a painting of a Quiznos. Like, how much

a painting of a Quiznos. Like, how much

a painting of a Quiznos. Like, how much
could it ever possibly be worth? This is

could it ever possibly be worth? This is

could it ever possibly be worth? This is
the second time Spirit filed for

the second time Spirit filed for

the second time Spirit filed for
bankruptcy. And if they file one more

bankruptcy. And if they file one more

bankruptcy. And if they file one more
time, they could be the next Republican

time, they could be the next Republican

time, they could be the next Republican
president of the United States.

In other uh transportation news, Whimo,

In other uh transportation news, Whimo,
you know the cars you see at every

you know the cars you see at every

you know the cars you see at every
stoplight in LA, Whimo is adding four

stoplight in LA, Whimo is adding four

stoplight in LA, Whimo is adding four
new cities. Uh they're adding Houston,

new cities. Uh they're adding Houston,

new cities. Uh they're adding Houston,
Dallas, San Antonio, and Orlando, which

Dallas, San Antonio, and Orlando, which

Dallas, San Antonio, and Orlando, which
is going to be good. Driverless cars in

is going to be good. Driverless cars in

is going to be good. Driverless cars in
Florida. That is going to blow the meth

Florida. That is going to blow the meth

Florida. That is going to blow the meth
right out of their heads. That's going

right out of their heads. That's going

right out of their heads. That's going
to be the chief uh safety officer for

to be the chief uh safety officer for

to be the chief uh safety officer for
Whimo said that the company's goal is to

Whimo said that the company's goal is to

Whimo said that the company's goal is to
make autonomous transportation

make autonomous transportation

make autonomous transportation
accessible to people who are unable to

accessible to people who are unable to

accessible to people who are unable to
drive themselves, which is pretty much

drive themselves, which is pretty much

drive themselves, which is pretty much
everyone in Florida. Um they're going to

everyone in Florida. Um they're going to

everyone in Florida. Um they're going to
have to teach those Whimos to drunk

have to teach those Whimos to drunk

have to teach those Whimos to drunk
drive themselves is what they're going

drive themselves is what they're going

drive themselves is what they're going
to Florida's a lot of fun. And from time

to Florida's a lot of fun. And from time

to Florida's a lot of fun. And from time
to time, we like to check in what what's

to time, we like to check in what what's

to time, we like to check in what what's
going on in the Sunshine State. And what

going on in the Sunshine State. And what

going on in the Sunshine State. And what
you're about to witness is the story of

you're about to witness is the story of

you're about to witness is the story of
an arrest that is so Florida. It almost

an arrest that is so Florida. It almost

an arrest that is so Florida. It almost
seems like it was created by AI, but it

seems like it was created by AI, but it

seems like it was created by AI, but it
wasn't. I promise. This is from real

wasn't. I promise. This is from real

wasn't. I promise. This is from real
life in another edition of This Week in

life in another edition of This Week in

life in another edition of This Week in
Florida.

>> The couple that lives in this house told

>> The couple that lives in this house told
me a stranger knocked on their door

me a stranger knocked on their door

me a stranger knocked on their door
asking to stay for a few days. They told

asking to stay for a few days. They told

asking to stay for a few days. They told
him, "Go bother someone else." Instead

him, "Go bother someone else." Instead

him, "Go bother someone else." Instead
of leaving, Zriki made his way inside

of leaving, Zriki made his way inside

of leaving, Zriki made his way inside
their lai. They called 911 and moments

their lai. They called 911 and moments

their lai. They called 911 and moments
later, they heard a slash. The stranger

later, they heard a slash. The stranger

later, they heard a slash. The stranger
fell through their pool cover into the

fell through their pool cover into the

fell through their pool cover into the
pool, then climbed out of the pool and

pool, then climbed out of the pool and

pool, then climbed out of the pool and
knocked on the door.

knocked on the door.

knocked on the door.
This time asking for French fries in a

This time asking for French fries in a

This time asking for French fries in a
towel.

towel.

towel.
>> Was naked?

>> Was naked?

>> Was naked?
>> No. No. No.

>> No. No. No.

>> No. No. No.
>> Thank God. You don't want to be seeing

>> Thank God. You don't want to be seeing

>> Thank God. You don't want to be seeing
them peckers there in your backyard.

them peckers there in your backyard.

them peckers there in your backyard.
>> See, local news isn't dead. It's It just

>> See, local news isn't dead. It's It just

>> See, local news isn't dead. It's It just
went for a swim. Hey, we got a fun show

went for a swim. Hey, we got a fun show

went for a swim. Hey, we got a fun show
tonight. Olympic snowboarder Khloe Kim

tonight. Olympic snowboarder Khloe Kim

tonight. Olympic snowboarder Khloe Kim
is HERE WITH US AND WE WILL BE RIGHT

is HERE WITH US AND WE WILL BE RIGHT

is HERE WITH US AND WE WILL BE RIGHT
BACK WITH JASON BAIT FROM the ground.