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- JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT
YOU'D SEEN IT ALL...
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- ENOUGH!
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- THE REAL HOUSEWIVES
OF BEVERLY HILLS
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ARE BACK AT THE DINNER TABLE.
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- THIS IS ALL
BULL[bleep] TO ME.
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- BUT THAT'S WHO I AM, KYLE.
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- NO, THAT'S NOT
WHO YOU ARE, CAMILLE,
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THAT'S WHO YOU
ARE PRETENDING TO BE.
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- THIS IS
THE DINNER PARTY FROM HELL
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WITH ALL NEW
INTERVIEWS AND FOOTAGE
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THE HOUSEWIVES
NEVER WANTED YOU TO SEE.
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- I TRIED TO KICK THEM OUT
IN A SUBTLE TONE
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AND THEY DIDN'T LEAVE,
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AND I'M LIKE,
"THEN [bleep] LEAVE."
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- I SAW INTERNET PICTURES
OF HER WITH HER LEGS SPREAD.
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- ONE OF THEM WILL KILL
THE OTHER TO FEED THEIR YOUNG.
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- [gasp]
WHAT IS THAT?
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- IS THAT A KNEE?
- OH!
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- LUCIFER HAS MANY FACES.
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- WOW, I'VE NEVER
SEEN HER FROM THAT ANGLE.
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[laughter]
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- HOLD ONTO
YOUR CRYSTAL BALLS
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AND GRAB
YOUR ELECTRIC CIGARETTE,
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YOU'RE INVITED BACK
TO THE TABLE
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AT THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS DINNER
IN HOUSEWIVES HISTORY.
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BET ALLISON
DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING.
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[upbeat music]
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- OKAY, ENOUGH.
GIRLS, ENOUGH.
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ENOUGH, ENOUGH, ENOUGH!
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♪♪ ♪♪
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- I MEAN, IT'S A FEW
CLOWNS SHORT OF A CIRCUS.
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♪♪ ♪♪
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- THE MEDIUM, I SAW HER DOWN
I THINK TWO OR THREE COCKTAILS.
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♪♪ ♪♪
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- WHY DON'T YOU GO
BLOW UP YOUR LIPS SOME MORE?
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♪♪ ♪♪
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- THIS IS ALL BULL[bleep]
TO ME, OKAY?
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♪♪ ♪♪
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- SHE POSED NAKED IN PLAYBOY
AFTER THE OJ TRIAL.
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♪♪ ♪♪
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- SO YOU'RE READY
FOR A COCKTAIL AS WELL?
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- OH, I AM SO READY
FOR A COCKTAIL.
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- I WAITED UNTIL I GOT HERE.
- I KNOW. I GOT YOUR TEXT.
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- GET YOURSELF ALL NICE
AND READY.
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- WE'RE PREPARED.
- YEAH.
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- I LIKE ALLISON BECAUSE
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SHE SHOOTS
STRAIGHT FROM THE HIP.
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NO BULL[bleep].
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- SO DO YOU
WANNA HAVE A COCKTAIL?
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- ABSOLUTELY.
- YEAH.
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- WHEN I INVITED ALLISON,
THERE WAS ABSOLUTELY NO SET-UP.
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AND I THOUGHT THE GIRLS WOULD
ENJOY MEETING HER
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BECAUSE SHE'S
GOT A GREAT PERSONALITY.
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- THANK YOU.
AT SOME POINT WE'LL NEED
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SOMEBODY
TO CARRY THOSE FOR US.
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- OKAY, I'M LEAVING.
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- BYE, GIRLS.
- ALEXIA, TEXT IN WITH ME
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AND CHECK.
- I WILL!
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- I JUST
HAD THIS FEELING THAT,
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HMM, THIS COULD BE
NOT A GOOD SITUATION.
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SO HAVING FAYE THERE,
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I THOUGHT
"OKAY, I SHOULD BE SAFE. "
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HMM, WHO KNEW?
[chuckles]
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WHOO-HOO-HOO.
HI, HOW ARE YOU?
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- KYLE TOLD ME
EVERY LAST BIT
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OF WHAT HAPPENED IN NEW YORK.
SHE TOLD ME EVERYTHING.
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IN MY OPINION, I THINK
ACTUALLY CAMILLE IS SICK.
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I THINK
SHE NEEDS TREATMENT.
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- KYLE HAD ASKED ME IF
IT WAS OKAY TO BRING A FRIEND.
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AND SHE DIDN'T--ON
THE PHONE WHEN SHE HAD ASKED,
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SHE DIDN'T SAY WHO IT WAS.
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SO I DIDN'T KNOW WHO IT WAS,
BASICALLY, UNTIL SHE GOT HERE.
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- OH, NICE.
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- IT'S GOOD LUCK.
- WHAT HAPPENED?
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- I THOUGHT HE
SLAMMED IT IN THE DOOR.
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CAN YOU IMAGINE GETTING
KILLED BY A STRAND OF PEARLS?
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- ACTUALLY...YES.
[laughing]
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- THAT'S OKAY.
- IF THEY'RE REAL.
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- THERE ARE WORSE WAYS
OF GETTING KILLED.
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- [laughing]
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- ONE OF THE GIRLS
WHO'S GONNA BE THERE TONIGHT,
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THE SHOW MEDIUM
IS BASED AROUND HER.
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CAMILLE SAID THE MORE A--
MORE SHE DRINKS,
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THE MORE LIKELY SHE IS
TO HAVE A--A FEELING.
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- MY GIRLFRIEND ALLISON
DOES LIKE TO DRINK.
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SHE ENJOYS A COCKTAIL.
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AND WHEN SHE HAS
TOO MANY, SHE MAY...
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HIT BELOW THE BELT A BIT.
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- HERE. CHEERS.
- CHEERS.
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- HERE'S TO OLD FRIENDS
AND NEW FRIENDS.
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- I KNOW. MY NEW FRIENDS
THAT YOU'LL MEET TONIGHT.
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- AND NEW FRIENDS THAT MAY
END UP BEING OLD FRIENDS.
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- OH, YES, THEY'RE READY.
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SOME OF THEM
ARE OUT THE DOOR ALREADY.
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[laughter]
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BY CHOICE. MY CHOICE.
BUT...
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- WOW.
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- I HADN'T ANY IDEA
THAT SHE DID PLAYBOY.
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- I'M SO SCARED.
WHAT?
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[giggles]
- THE CHATTER IS ALL AROUND
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ABOUT...
- SHE DID SOMETHING PLAYBOY.
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- RIGHT. BUT SOMEBODY SHOWED--
SENT ME A PHOTOGRAPH.
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AND IT DID NOT
LOOK LIKE A PLAYBOY SHOT.
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IT LOOKED
MORE LIKE A PORN SHOT.
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- WHAT DO YOU KNOW THAT
I DON'T KNOW?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
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WHAT DO YOU KNOW THAT
I DON'T KNOW?
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- I'M NOT
SAYING ANYTHING MORE.
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- I KNEW EVERYTHING
ABOUT CAMILLE'S PAST.
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I KNEW SHE
WAS AN EXOTIC DANCER,
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I KNEW SHE HAD
DONE TWO SOFT PORNOS,
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I HAD KNOWN
SHE HAD DONE PLAYBOY.
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- MM-MM.
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- AND I JUST DON'T
UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON
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AND WHY SHE
WOULD DO THIS TO YOU.
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- JUST MAKE YOUR
OWN JUDGMENT, YOU KNOW,
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YOU LOOK TONIGHT
AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.
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- ADRIENNE.
- YES?
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- ARE YOU PREPARED?
- THERE'S NO WAY THINGS
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ARE GONNA GO AWRY
WITH ADRIENNE IN TOW.
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- NO, I KNOW.
- ON THE WAY TO CAMILLE'S HOUSE,
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I ABSOLUTELY WAS NERVOUS
THAT WE WERE GONNA HAVE TENSION.
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BUT I THOUGHT, "OH, WE'LL
DEFINITELY BEHAVE LIKE LADIES
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CONSIDERING THERE
WILL BE OTHER PEOPLE THERE."
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[giggles]
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- WE STILL HAVE HORSES.
YEAH.
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WE BRING OUR HORSES HERE
ONCE IN A WHILE.
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- OH, LOOK,
YOUR FRIENDS ARE HERE.
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- HI, GUYS!
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- THIS IS STUNNING. WOW.
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- THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR COMING.
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MWAH. MWAH.
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- I CAN SEE WHY YOU NEVER LEAVE.
IT'S SO GORGEOUS.
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MWAH. MWAH.
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I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
IN SO LONG.
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- THIS IS ALLISON DUBOIS.
THIS IS LISA.
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IT'S MY GIRLFRIEND
ADRIENNE.
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- HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
- AND THIS IS TAYLOR.
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- WHEN WE WALKED IN
AND MET ALLISON,
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I COULD FEEL HER
REALLY SIZING US UP.
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SHE WAS
LOOKING US UP AND DOWN,
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AND KIND OF
SCANNING EACH OF US.
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AND I FELT LIKE I WAS GETTING
SIZED UP FOR AN ATTACK.
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- I ALSO FELT LIKE I WANTED
TO BUY HER A NEW CARDIGAN.
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- YOU KNOW THAT SHOW
MEDIUM ON TV...
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- YEAH, I'VE NEVER SEEN IT.
- YEAH, THAT'S HER.
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IT'S ABOUT HER.
- IT'S ABOUT YOU,
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OR YOU'RE IN IT?
- IT'S BASED ON HER LIFE.
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- PATRICIA ARQUETTE PLAYS ME.
- OH.
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- SO YOU CONSULT ON IT?
- YES.
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BUT I HAVE
THIS WHOLE OTHER LIFE
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OF ACTUALLY HAVING A JOB--
LIKE DOING SOMETHING REAL.
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AND PROFILING SERIAL KILLERS.
- OH, REALLY?
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- BUT THE SHOW
IS A NICE ADDITION.
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IT SHOWS PEOPLE WHAT I DO.
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- OH, GOSH,
I MUST WATCH IT.
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OOPS!
IT'S BEEN CANCELLED.
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WHERE'S KYLE? I'VE BET
THEY'VE GONE SOMEWHERE ELSE.
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- THEY'RE ALWAYS LATE.
- THEY'VE CHICKENED OUT.
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- AS SOON AS I KNEW
CAMILLE HAD TWO FRIENDS,
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YOU BETTER BELIEVE
I WAS HAPPY
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THAT I HAD
FAYE COMING WITH ME.
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- I FELT LIKE I WAS
WALKING INTO THE LION'S DEN.
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CAMILLE ASKED ALLISON AND D.D.
TO COME IN FOR THE KILL.
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- HI.
- HEY, KIM.
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THANK YOU FOR COMING.
- THANK YOU.
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- IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- YOUR HOUSE IS BEAUTIFUL.
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- THANK YOU. KYLE.
- HI.
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HOW ARE YOU?
- THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING.
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- THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.
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HERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING
FOR HAVING US HERE.
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- THANK YOU.
- THANK YOU.
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- I WAS A LITTLE
UNCOMFORTABLE GOING THERE.
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I JUST KEPT THINKING THIS DOES
NOT FEEL LIKE A GENUINE
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LET'S-GET-TOGETHER-AND-
SMOOTH-THINGS-OVER SITUATION.
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- FAYE, CAMILLE GRAMMER.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
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- BEAUTIFUL PROPERTY.
- WELCOME TO MY HOUSE.
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- THANK YOU.
- THANK YOU FOR COMING.
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- VERY SWEET.
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- FAYE RESNICK CAME
INTO MY HOME AND SHOOK MY HAND.
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I KNEW IMMEDIATELY
WHAT SHE WAS THERE FOR.
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I FELT HER ENERGY,
I DIDN'T FEEL SHE WAS SINCERE,
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AND I THINK HER INTENTION WAS
SHE WAS READY TO ATTACK.
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SERIOUSLY, SO THANK YOU
FOR TAKING THE DRIVER.
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- CAMILLE'S COCKTAIL
WAS LIKE A BOWL OF SOUP.
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IT WAS HUGE.
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YUMMY.
AND I TOOK A COUPLE OF SIPS,
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AND IT WAS OBVIOUSLY DESIGNED
TO KIND OF BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF.
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- THESE ARE GINORMOUS.
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- CHEERS.
[giggles]
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- I WAS EXCITED
TO MEET THE MEDIUM.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE,
YOU KNOW, WHAT TURNS UP.
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- SHE DOESN'T DO READINGS,
SHE'S A MEDIUM,
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SO SHE KIND OF...
- SHE SEES THINGS.
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AND IF SHE SEES SOMETHING,
THEN SHE'LL TELL YOU.
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- I'M SO RUDE
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW
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IF SHE'S HERE
TO RELAX, OR...
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- I DON'T THINK
SHE'S WORKING.
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- I DON'T
THINK SO EITHER.
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- OKAY, LET'S
PUT HER TO THE TEST.
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- LET'S DO IT.
- LET'S GIVE HER A WORKOUT.
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- [giggles]
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- OKAY, I THINK
WE'RE GONNA MAKE OUR WAY
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OVER TO THE DINING ROOM.
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- I HOPE THEY
BRING THE PITCHER FOR US.
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WE'RE HAVING
A GIRL'S NIGHT, RIGHT?
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- I KNOW, CHEERS, YEAH.
- [laughing]
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- MY TWO GUESTS OF HONOR,
SIT HERE.
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BUT YOU'RE ALL
MY GUESTS OF HONOR.
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BUT I'M GONNA HAVE D.D.
AND ALLISON SIT NEXT TO ME.
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AND THEN YOU GUYS SIT
WHEREVER YOU WANT.
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- CHEERS, EVERYBODY.
[overlapping chatter]
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- WHEN WE FIRST SHOWED UP,
WE WERE ACTUALLY INTRIGUED
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BY THE FACT THAT
THERE WAS A PSYCHIC THERE.
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- SHE WAS A BIT ODD.
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AND I COULD TELL THAT SHE
HAD AN AWKWARD ENERGY TOWARD US.
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- THE FLOWERS ARE AMAZING.
- THANK YOU.
218
00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:02,470
- YOU DID A GREAT JOB
WITH THE FLOWERS.
219
00:09:02,467 --> 00:09:05,327
- CHEERS.
220
00:09:05,333 --> 00:09:07,003
- WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?
221
00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,330
- [giggles]
222
00:09:08,333 --> 00:09:10,073
- I'VE HAD,
LIKE, FOUR COKES.
223
00:09:10,066 --> 00:09:12,296
- YOU'VE HAD FOUR COKES
AND YOU'RE LOOKING THAT HAPPY?
224
00:09:12,300 --> 00:09:13,600
- [giggles]
I GUESS.
225
00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:15,000
- I BEG TO DIFFER, MA'AM.
226
00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,600
- YEAH, I'M NOT...
- REALLY?
227
00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:18,600
- NO, NOT USUALLY.
[giggles]
228
00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:21,100
- BUT YOU'RE A LOT OF FUN.
- I AM.
229
00:09:21,100 --> 00:09:23,130
- YEAH, YOU ARE.
- I HAVE A LOT OF FUN.
230
00:09:23,133 --> 00:09:25,473
- I THINK I LIKE YOU.
- I LIKE YOU TOO.
231
00:09:25,467 --> 00:09:28,497
I LIKE YOUR ENERGY,
I LIKE YOUR VIBE.
232
00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:30,670
SO, YOU KNOW...YEAH.
233
00:09:30,667 --> 00:09:32,867
- BUT I AM MAKING SURE
THAT THE ELIXIR
234
00:09:32,867 --> 00:09:34,767
THAT THEY MIXED FOR
US TONIGHT--
235
00:09:34,767 --> 00:09:36,867
- CAN YOU JUST MAKE SURE
IT'S ALL RIGHT FOR EVERYBODY?
236
00:09:36,867 --> 00:09:39,097
- GIRL, I THINK
I'VE TESTED IT ENOUGH
237
00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:41,970
TO MAKE SURE
THAT IT'S TRIED AND TRUE.
238
00:09:41,967 --> 00:09:44,667
- I HAVE A FEELING
YOU'VE TESTED ENOUGH.
239
00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:48,597
- I HAD NO IDEA
WHAT WAS ABOUT TO TRANSPIRE.
240
00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,800
- IT'S SATURDAY.
AND SEE, I'M STILL YOUNG,
241
00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:53,230
SO WHEN SATURDAY HITS,
I GET ALL EXCITED.
242
00:09:53,233 --> 00:09:55,973
AND I'M, LIKE, "YEAH.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO," RIGHT?
243
00:09:55,967 --> 00:09:58,067
AND THAT PART OF ME
STILL COMES OUT.
244
00:09:58,066 --> 00:09:59,196
AND IT'S A GIRLS' NIGHT.
245
00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:02,170
SO WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE GOOD.
246
00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,370
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
REALLY, REALLY BAD
247
00:10:07,367 --> 00:10:09,997
IN A CONTROLLED SETTING.
248
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,670
LIFE IS SO
CRIPPLING SOMETIMES.
249
00:10:12,667 --> 00:10:13,967
IT'S NICE TO ACTUALLY
250
00:10:13,967 --> 00:10:16,927
BE IN CONTROL
OF YOUR ANNIHILATION.
251
00:10:20,033 --> 00:10:23,133
- IN CONTROL
OF YOUR ANNIHILATION?
252
00:10:23,133 --> 00:10:25,103
IS SHE ABOUT
TO ANNIHILATE ME?
253
00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:28,070
- [giggles]
254
00:10:28,066 --> 00:10:29,166
- COMING UP...
255
00:10:29,166 --> 00:10:31,366
- ALLISON,
IS MY GRANDMOTHER HERE?
256
00:10:31,367 --> 00:10:32,867
- THE FACT THAT
YOU WOULD EVEN ASK THAT
257
00:10:32,867 --> 00:10:34,927
WOULD OFFEND HER.
258
00:10:41,367 --> 00:10:44,367
[indistinct chatter]
259
00:10:44,367 --> 00:10:45,867
- MY ANGEL OF MERCY.
260
00:10:45,867 --> 00:10:48,797
[laughter]
261
00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:50,930
- I ACTUALLY SAT NEXT
TO ALLISON,
262
00:10:50,934 --> 00:10:52,504
WHO HAPPENS
TO BE THE MEDIUM.
263
00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:54,230
AND, OF COURSE,
WHEN I FIRST MET HER,
264
00:10:54,233 --> 00:10:55,673
I THOUGHT
SHE WAS A LITTLE STRANGE.
265
00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:57,697
- I ALWAYS SAY
I'M A SECRETARY TO THE DEAD.
266
00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:00,030
I'M A GLORIFIED SEC--I
TAKE NOTES, AND I PASS THEM ON.
267
00:11:00,033 --> 00:11:02,173
- THAT'S AMAZING.
BUT I GUESS
268
00:11:02,166 --> 00:11:04,026
IF YOU'RE TALKING
TO DEAD PEOPLE YOU WOULD BE.
269
00:11:04,033 --> 00:11:06,233
- SO NOW,
HOW DO YOU KNOW FAYE?
270
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:09,833
AND WHO IS FAYE?
271
00:11:09,834 --> 00:11:12,604
I KNOW--I MEAN, THIS IS--
I KNOW SHE LOOKS FAMILIAR.
272
00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:14,870
BUT I DON'T KNOW
WHO FAYE IS.
273
00:11:14,867 --> 00:11:16,867
- SHE'S A VERY CLOSE
FAMILY FRIEND.
274
00:11:16,867 --> 00:11:20,197
I CONSIDER HER LIKE A SISTER.
- OH, THAT'S NICE.
275
00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:22,030
AND YOU
KNOW HOW I KNOW HER?
276
00:11:22,033 --> 00:11:24,033
I SAW HER NAKED
IN PLAYBOY.
277
00:11:24,033 --> 00:11:25,373
THAT'S HOW I KNOW FAYE.
278
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:30,970
- "OH...FAYE...
[sigh]
279
00:11:30,967 --> 00:11:32,697
I JUST REALIZED,"
280
00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:35,000
LIKE SHE JUST OPENED UP
A MAGAZINE LAST WEEK
281
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,500
AND HAPPENED TO SEE IT.
282
00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:39,070
- SHE POSED NAKED IN PLAYBOY
AFTER THE O.J. TRIAL.
283
00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:40,526
THAT'S HER.
284
00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:45,970
AND I THOUGHT
YOU LOOKED AMAZING.
285
00:11:45,967 --> 00:11:48,667
- THANK YOU.
286
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,867
- I RECOGNIZED
DURING THE DINNER--
287
00:11:50,867 --> 00:11:52,597
IT WAS THE HAIR.
I THINK IT'S THE EXTENSIONS
288
00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:55,270
AND THE BLOWN UP FAKE LIPS.
BUT, UM...
289
00:11:55,266 --> 00:11:57,496
AND THEN I REALIZED,
"OH, MY GOD, THAT'S WHO IT IS.
290
00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,030
IT'S FAYE RESNICK."
291
00:11:59,033 --> 00:12:00,733
THE MORALLY CORRUPT
FAYE RESNICK.
292
00:12:00,734 --> 00:12:02,704
- HOW RUDE.
293
00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:04,800
I MEAN, HOW CAN YOU
SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
294
00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:08,370
HOW CAN YOU BE SO
JUDGMENTAL, WITH YOUR PAST?
295
00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,470
- I FELT LIKE
I WAS BLIND SIGHTED.
296
00:12:11,467 --> 00:12:12,897
IT WAS, LIKE,
AN UNPROVOKED ATTACK
297
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,930
THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE.
I LOVED IT.
298
00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:18,004
AND I HAVE TO SAY
THAT I LOVED YOUR SPREAD.
299
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,300
- LITERALLY.
300
00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:21,000
[laughter]
301
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,170
I DIDN'T SPREAD.
- NO, YOU DIDN'T.
302
00:12:25,533 --> 00:12:27,773
- I JUST WANTED
TO JUST, LIKE, STOP.
303
00:12:27,767 --> 00:12:29,427
WHAT?
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?
304
00:12:29,433 --> 00:12:31,573
LET'S TALK ABOUT
THE FACT THAT, YOU KNOW,
305
00:12:31,567 --> 00:12:35,327
YOU ARE LIVING IN
A GLASS HOUSE, WOMAN.
306
00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:37,273
BUT I CONTROLLED MYSELF.
307
00:12:37,266 --> 00:12:39,466
- CAMILLE...
308
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:40,627
DIDN'T YOU DO PLAYBOY?
309
00:12:40,633 --> 00:12:42,103
- YES.
- YOU DID.
310
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:43,500
WHEN DID YOU DO PLAYBOY?
- YEARS AGO.
311
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,270
THAT'S WHEN I MET KELSEY.
312
00:12:45,266 --> 00:12:47,326
- I FELT LIKE CAMILLE
HAD PLANNED IT OUT
313
00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:48,973
TO SAY THAT
TO FAYE ALL ALONG.
314
00:12:48,967 --> 00:12:50,797
SO AS SOON AS SHE
SAID THAT, I THOUGHT,
315
00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,930
"YOU KNOW WHAT,
I'M GONNA HAVE TO REMIND YOU
316
00:12:52,934 --> 00:12:55,734
THAT YOU DID THE SAME.
AND MORE."
317
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:59,234
- THE REALITY, CAMILLE,
IS, YOU KNOW, I DID PLAYBOY,
318
00:12:59,233 --> 00:13:01,373
BUT I DIDN'T "SPREAD."
319
00:13:01,367 --> 00:13:03,297
LIKE SHE HAD DONE.
320
00:13:04,934 --> 00:13:06,804
I DIDN'T DO THE MAIN--
321
00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:08,530
IT WAS JUST A--
LIKE, A SUPPLEMENT.
322
00:13:08,533 --> 00:13:12,973
I WASN'T--I DID THE, UM,
PLAYBOY BOOK OF LINGERIE.
323
00:13:12,967 --> 00:13:15,127
- IT'S CLOTHED.
324
00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:19,730
- WHAT?
325
00:13:19,734 --> 00:13:21,734
- LINGERIE? I THOUGHT
THE WHOLE POINT OF PLAYBOY
326
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:24,534
WAS NO LINGERIE.
327
00:13:24,533 --> 00:13:26,333
- I MEAN, OKAY, WE
GOT INTO THIS CONVERSATION
328
00:13:26,333 --> 00:13:27,803
HOW I POSED FOR PLAYBOY TOO,
329
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,230
BUT I WAS IN MY EARLY 20s.
330
00:13:29,233 --> 00:13:31,233
IT WASN'T COMING OFF
OF A BIG MURDER TRIAL
331
00:13:31,233 --> 00:13:33,273
THAT MY GIRLFRIEND
WAS KILLED!
332
00:13:33,266 --> 00:13:35,366
YOU KNOW, THAT'S
JUST A WHOLE DIFFERENT--
333
00:13:35,367 --> 00:13:38,067
I CAN'T--THOSE KIND OF PEOPLE
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
334
00:13:38,066 --> 00:13:40,066
AND I DON'T WANT
TO ASSOCIATE WITH.
335
00:13:40,066 --> 00:13:41,266
I DON'T LIKE THEIR ENERGY,
336
00:13:41,266 --> 00:13:42,826
I THINK
THEY'RE TOXIC PEOPLE,
337
00:13:42,834 --> 00:13:44,304
AND I HAVE
NO RESPECT FOR ANYBODY
338
00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:47,300
THAT DOES
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
339
00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:48,970
- [giggles]
340
00:13:48,967 --> 00:13:51,667
- THE MEDIUM WAS
REALLY ENJOYING HERSELF,
341
00:13:51,667 --> 00:13:54,567
BECAUSE I SAW HER DOWN, I THINK,
TWO OR THREE COCKTAILS.
342
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:57,027
AND THESE WERE
VERY STRONG COCKTAILS.
343
00:13:57,033 --> 00:13:59,503
I ACTUALLY TOOK TWO SIPS
AND I WAS, LIKE, "WOW."
344
00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:04,630
- ALLISON, YEAH, SHE WAS
KNOCKING BACK THE WITCHES' BREW.
345
00:14:04,633 --> 00:14:08,803
- [giggles]
- [giggles]
346
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,470
- I'M NOT SURE
WHY YOU'D INVITE SOMEBODY
347
00:14:10,467 --> 00:14:13,867
WHO YOU KNOW HITS BELOW
THE BELT AFTER A FEW MARTINIS,
348
00:14:13,867 --> 00:14:17,097
AND THEN SERVE THEM DRINKS IN
SOMETHING I CAN TAKE A BATH IN.
349
00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:19,170
- IT LOOKED
MUCH BIGGER ON-CAMERA
350
00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:22,166
THAN IT DOES IN PERSON.
[chuckles]
351
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:33,900
- CHEERS.
352
00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:36,270
- AAH!
353
00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:37,896
- AND THEN ALLISON DUBOIS
354
00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:40,330
PULLS OUT
THIS ELECTRONIC CIGARETTE.
355
00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:43,403
I THINK IT'S, LIKE, A PROP
FROM SOME MOVIE OR SOMETHING.
356
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,900
- AND SHE WAS, LIKE...
[inhales]
357
00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:47,500
[exhales]
358
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:51,070
- MY GOD, HOW OBNOXIOUS.
359
00:14:51,066 --> 00:14:54,126
- HER VAPORIZER
CIGARETTE THAT WAS--
360
00:14:54,133 --> 00:14:56,473
I GUESS THAT'S SO
YOU DON'T INHALE THE SMOKE.
361
00:14:56,467 --> 00:14:58,597
YOU'RE JUST
INHALING THE VAPOR.
362
00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,000
GOOD FOR ALLISON.
363
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,570
SHE DIDN'T WANNA SIT AT
MY DINNER TABLE BLOWING SMOKE.
364
00:15:03,567 --> 00:15:05,597
- BUT I THINK
THAT ONE PERSON HERE
365
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,670
IS INTERESTED IN
HAVING AN EXPERIENCE.
366
00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:10,497
I KNOW THAT--THAT--
I MEAN, LISA IS DYING--
367
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:11,930
- LISA,
I THINK YOU'RE THE ONE.
368
00:15:11,934 --> 00:15:14,134
- LISA IS DYING TO HAVE ONE.
369
00:15:14,133 --> 00:15:16,233
- OKAY, WELL,
370
00:15:16,233 --> 00:15:18,033
I'LL MAKE YOU DINNER,
BUT I DON'T WANT TO KNOW
371
00:15:18,033 --> 00:15:20,173
IF MY HUSBAND'S CHEATING ON ME,
JUST FOR THE RECORD.
372
00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:21,766
BUT I WILL MAKE YOU DINNER.
373
00:15:21,767 --> 00:15:24,397
[giggles]
374
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:27,870
- I HAD BROUGHT ALLISON
BASICALLY AS A GUEST.
375
00:15:27,867 --> 00:15:30,167
AND...
376
00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:31,966
I DIDN'T WANT HER
TO FEEL LIKE
377
00:15:31,967 --> 00:15:33,727
SHE HAD TO PERFORM
FOR ANYBODY THAT NIGHT.
378
00:15:33,734 --> 00:15:35,234
- ALLISON,
DO YOU KIND OF FEEL
379
00:15:35,233 --> 00:15:37,403
LIKE PEOPLE HAVE
PASSED AROUND?
380
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:40,270
- I DEFINITELY MAKE SURE
WITH PEOPLE WHO DIED--
381
00:15:40,266 --> 00:15:42,326
LIKE, IF I'M AT
A DINNER PARTY WITH Y'ALL,
382
00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:44,233
THEY GOT
TO TAKE A SECOND CHAIR,
383
00:15:44,233 --> 00:15:46,733
BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONES
THAT I'M FOCUSED ON.
384
00:15:46,734 --> 00:15:50,874
BUT I HEAD TAP PEOPLE TOO.
SO I PULL THOUGHTS.
385
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:53,397
- IF ALLISON ONLY KNEW
WHAT I WAS THINKING.
386
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,730
- THE THOUGHTS SHE WOULD'VE
PULLED FROM MY HEAD THAT NIGHT
387
00:15:55,734 --> 00:15:58,074
WAS "GET ME
THE HELL OUT OF HERE."
388
00:15:58,066 --> 00:16:00,126
BUT, LIKE, I'LL BE ABLE TO,
LIKE, TAP INTO SOMEBODY
389
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:01,673
AND BE, LIKE,
"SHE HAS FATHER ISSUES.
390
00:16:01,667 --> 00:16:03,097
"HER MOTHER KEPT
HER MOUTH CLOSED.
391
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:04,430
"DIDN'T STAND UP
TO THE FATHER.
392
00:16:04,433 --> 00:16:05,873
"THAT'S WHY
SHE HAS MOTHER ISSUES
393
00:16:05,867 --> 00:16:08,727
AND THE DADDY ISSUES.
DADDY WAS, LIKE, NEVER THERE."
394
00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:10,374
AND SO I START PULLING
THAT INFORMATION.
395
00:16:10,367 --> 00:16:13,327
- ARE YOU HEAD TAPPING ME NOW?
- NO.
396
00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:15,573
NOT EXACTLY.
- OH, GO ON.
397
00:16:15,567 --> 00:16:17,627
- EVERYBODY WANTED
HER TO PERFORM A READING.
398
00:16:17,633 --> 00:16:20,103
AND YOU KNOW, SHE'S
COMING TO SOMEBODY'S HOME
399
00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:23,300
FOR A DINNER PARTY, SHE'S
NOT COMING TO BE THE SHOW PONY.
400
00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:25,070
- DON'T THINK
I'M DOING THIS TO YOU LADIES
401
00:16:25,066 --> 00:16:27,066
'CAUSE WE'RE HAVING
A GIRLS' NIGHT, AND I RESPECT.
402
00:16:27,066 --> 00:16:28,566
- AND WE RESPECT YOU
403
00:16:28,567 --> 00:16:30,467
BECAUSE YOU WANT TO
HAVE YOUR GIRLS' NIGHT TOO.
404
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,897
EXACTLY.
- CAN'T YOU DO SOMETHING?
405
00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:35,570
- I THINK I'VE BEEN HAVING
A GREAT CONVERSATION WITH Y'ALL.
406
00:16:35,567 --> 00:16:37,697
- NO, BUT I MEAN, CAN'T YOU--
IS MY GRANDMOTHER HERE?
407
00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:39,770
I MEAN,
TO ME IT'S LIKE A DOCTOR
408
00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:41,027
AT A DINNER PARTY.
409
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:42,803
YOU'RE ALWAYS LIKE
"OH, CAN YOU TELL ME
410
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:43,970
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME HERE?"
411
00:16:43,967 --> 00:16:45,997
SO NATURALLY
I'M GOING TO ASK HER
412
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,670
ABOUT HER CHOSEN PROFESSION.
413
00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:50,467
- THE FACT THAT YOU WOULD
EVEN ASK THAT WOULD OFFEND HER.
414
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:52,497
- OFFEND WHO?
- YOUR GRANDMOTHER.
415
00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:54,670
- NO, SHE'S VERY LIBERAL,
VERY OPEN-MINDED.
416
00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:57,097
- IT'S NOT ABOUT POLITICS.
417
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,630
IT'S ABOUT YOU KNOWING INSIDE
THAT SHE'D BE WITH YOU.
418
00:16:59,633 --> 00:17:01,633
THAT'S WHY
SHE'D BE OFFENDED.
419
00:17:01,633 --> 00:17:03,303
- DOESN'T
EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE.
420
00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:06,030
LIKE, LISA CANNOT SEE AND
COMMUNICATE WITH DEAD PEOPLE.
421
00:17:06,033 --> 00:17:08,273
SO WOULDN'T
HER GRANDMOTHER KNOW THAT
422
00:17:08,266 --> 00:17:10,526
AND BE LIKE, "I TOTALLY GET
WHY YOU'RE ASKING?"
423
00:17:10,533 --> 00:17:12,503
- YEAH, BUT I DON'T KNOW
SHE IS WITH ME.
424
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:13,930
- I HEAR
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
425
00:17:13,934 --> 00:17:15,774
YOU'RE THINKING,
I'M FEELING.
426
00:17:15,767 --> 00:17:18,197
THAT'S HOW WE'RE DIFFERENT.
YOU OVERTHINK EVERYTHING.
427
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,070
BECAUSE IT'S
TOO HARD TO FEEL IT.
428
00:17:20,066 --> 00:17:21,466
- [bleep].
429
00:17:21,467 --> 00:17:24,567
ANYBODY THAT KNOWS ME
KNOWS THAT'S NOT TRUE.
430
00:17:24,567 --> 00:17:26,697
YEAH, BUT I'VE LOOKED
FOR HER SINCE SHE'S DIED.
431
00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:28,770
- I UNDERSTAND.
- EVERY DAY I LOOK FOR HER.
432
00:17:28,767 --> 00:17:30,697
- BUT SHE'S THE MOTHER
THAT RAISED YOU--
433
00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:34,070
OR WAS THE MOTHER THAT
YOU NEEDED, AND SO DO YOU.
434
00:17:34,066 --> 00:17:36,466
YOU'RE BLOCKED BY PAIN
BECAUSE YOU NEED HER.
435
00:17:36,467 --> 00:17:37,827
- AS SOON AS
SHE SAID SHE RAISED ME,
436
00:17:37,834 --> 00:17:40,504
I KIND OF LOST INTEREST
BECAUSE MY GRANDMOTHER DIDN'T.
437
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:42,370
- I BELIEVE
YOU ARE VERY GENEROUS,
438
00:17:42,367 --> 00:17:44,297
BUT AT THE SAME TIME
YOU'RE GENEROUS
439
00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:47,330
WITH PHYSICAL, LIVING...
PROPERTIES.
440
00:17:48,633 --> 00:17:50,773
- I COULD'VE LOVED MY--
- I THINK YOU DOLE
441
00:17:50,767 --> 00:17:53,097
YOUR EMOTIONS OUT CAREFULLY.
- NO.
442
00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:54,870
- WELL...
[giggles]
443
00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:58,767
- LISA'S READING SOUNDED LIKE
A CANNED STATEMENT.
444
00:17:58,767 --> 00:18:01,297
I THINK LISA WAS
A LITTLE OFFENDED BY THAT.
445
00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:02,770
AND RIGHTFULLY SO.
446
00:18:02,767 --> 00:18:06,567
- ANYBODY THAT KNOWS ME
KNOWS EVEN THOUGH I'M ENGLISH,
447
00:18:06,567 --> 00:18:09,227
I REALLY AM VERY
IN TOUCH WITH MY EMOTIONS.
448
00:18:09,233 --> 00:18:11,773
I LAUGH, I CRY, I...
AND SO, TO ME,
449
00:18:11,767 --> 00:18:14,727
I FELT THAT I WAS KIND
OF TAKING A BIT OF A LOW BLOW.
450
00:18:16,433 --> 00:18:19,633
- I WAS STUDIED BY A SCIENTIST
FOR SEVERAL YEARS
451
00:18:19,633 --> 00:18:21,373
AND ON OPRAH IN FRONT
OF 70 MILLION PEOPLE.
452
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:22,627
I'M KIND OF LIKE A DRUG.
453
00:18:22,633 --> 00:18:24,373
ONCE YOU GET ONE,
YOU WANT IT AGAIN.
454
00:18:24,367 --> 00:18:26,297
- OOH.
- OOH.
455
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:28,770
- I'M JUST--I'M JUST
PUTTING IT OUT THERE.
456
00:18:28,767 --> 00:18:31,127
I'M JUST BEING HONEST.
457
00:18:31,133 --> 00:18:33,633
- YOU KNOW, I
DON'T KNOW IF ALLISON WAS
458
00:18:33,633 --> 00:18:35,533
THERE FOR ENTERTAINMENT,
459
00:18:35,533 --> 00:18:39,103
TO--YOU KNOW, SHE
DOES HAVE THAT PERSONALITY
460
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:41,300
THAT CAN JUST...
[inhales]
461
00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:43,700
STIR THINGS UP.
462
00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:45,470
- YOU KNOW WHAT,
I HATE TO SAY IT,
463
00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:47,127
BUT IF WE'RE
HAVING A GIRLS' NIGHT,
464
00:18:47,133 --> 00:18:48,273
I'M OFF THE CLOCK.
465
00:18:48,266 --> 00:18:51,396
- WE'RE JUST CURIOUS.
466
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:52,670
IT'S NOT ANY FUN TO ME
467
00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:54,797
UNLESS YOU
SHOW ME WHAT YOU CAN DO.
468
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,130
SHE'S OFF THE CLOCK.
469
00:18:56,133 --> 00:18:57,833
MAYBE I SHOULD
WHIP OUT MY CREDIT CARD.
470
00:18:57,834 --> 00:18:59,304
- [giggles]
471
00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:01,500
- SHOULD I DO THAT,
AND SAY, "HOW ABOUT NOW?
472
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:03,300
CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION NOW?"
473
00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:05,300
- FUNNY.
- I FELT THAT THE GIRLS KEPT
474
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:07,930
TAUNTING HER
AND PUSHING HER TO READ,
475
00:19:07,934 --> 00:19:10,174
AND I THINK THAT'S
DISRESPECTFUL TO MY GUEST.
476
00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:12,266
- DON'T TEMPT ME.
REALLY.
477
00:19:12,266 --> 00:19:13,866
- OOH!
478
00:19:13,867 --> 00:19:15,767
- WHO WERE YOU LOOKING AT
WHEN YOU SAID THAT?
479
00:19:15,767 --> 00:19:20,127
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
- TOUCHE, BABY.
480
00:19:20,133 --> 00:19:21,333
- COMING UP...
481
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:23,073
- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
"DON'T TEMPT ME."
482
00:19:23,066 --> 00:19:24,926
- WHEN SOMEBODY'S
HUSBAND'S CHEATING ON THEM
483
00:19:24,934 --> 00:19:26,934
OR SOMETHING,
SHE'LL KNOW.
484
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,430
- ALLISON, ARE THERE
ANY DEAD PEOPLE HERE TONIGHT?
485
00:19:34,433 --> 00:19:36,733
- DON'T TEMPT ME.
REALLY.
486
00:19:36,734 --> 00:19:38,304
- OOH.
487
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:40,600
- WHO ARE YOU LOOKING AT
WHEN YOU SAY THAT?
488
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,800
- TOUCHE, BABY.
489
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,430
- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
"DON'T TEMPT ME."
490
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:50,003
- I THOUGHT, "OH, NO.
NO, DON'T, KYLE. SAVE YOURSELF.
491
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,300
I'M TELLING YOU. I FEEL THIS
IS NOT A GOOD SITUATION."
492
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:56,874
- DON'T GET ME STARTED.
493
00:19:56,867 --> 00:19:59,967
- BE HONEST.
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO GO THERE?
494
00:19:59,967 --> 00:20:01,127
'CAUSE SHE MIGHT PULL STUFF
495
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:04,173
THAT SOME PEOPLE
WANT NOT WANT TO HEAR.
496
00:20:04,166 --> 00:20:06,366
- YOU KNOW, IT'S BEST FOR HER
TO PERFORM A READING
497
00:20:06,367 --> 00:20:08,897
ONE-ON-ONE BECAUSE A LOT
OF PERSONAL STUFF COMES UP.
498
00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:11,530
SO IF SOMEBODY'S HUSBAND'S
CHEATING ON THEM OR SOMETHING,
499
00:20:11,533 --> 00:20:12,973
SHE'LL KNOW IT.
500
00:20:12,967 --> 00:20:15,097
- IF SHE WAS SO PSYCHIC,
HOW COME SHE DIDN'T SEE THAT--
501
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:18,570
WHAT KELSEY WAS DOING
TO CAMILLE AS WE SAT THERE?
502
00:20:18,567 --> 00:20:20,127
- WELL, COULDN'T YOU
JUST TELL US STUFF
503
00:20:20,133 --> 00:20:23,273
WITHOUT TELLING US
ANYTHING SCARY?
504
00:20:23,266 --> 00:20:26,296
- SOMETHING THAT'S NOT SCARY?
OH, MY GOD.
505
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:29,170
BUT WHAT I WANT TO TELL YOU
MIGHT BE IRRITATING TO YOU.
506
00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:30,566
- TELL ME. I DON'T CARE.
507
00:20:30,567 --> 00:20:32,567
- JUST SAY IT. JUST SAY IT.
- I DON'T CARE.
508
00:20:32,567 --> 00:20:35,067
- SHE'S FINE.
- OKAY. OKAY.
509
00:20:35,066 --> 00:20:36,896
HAVE YOU
BEEN MARRIED TWICE?
510
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:38,730
- UH-HUH.
- OH.
511
00:20:38,734 --> 00:20:40,374
- WELL, THEN THAT'S
THE LAST ONE YOU HAVE.
512
00:20:40,367 --> 00:20:42,897
I GUESS THAT'S GOOD NEWS.
[laughs]
513
00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:45,330
I WAS THINKING SHE WAS GOING
TO HAVE TO GET MARRIED AGAIN.
514
00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:47,303
WHICH MEANING
YOU'D HAVE A DIVORCE.
515
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,700
- IF MY HUSBAND EVER LEAVES ME,
I'M GOING WITH HIM.
516
00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:53,930
- HE WILL NEVER
EMOTIONALLY FULFILL YOU.
517
00:20:53,934 --> 00:20:56,904
EVER.
KNOW THAT.
518
00:21:02,033 --> 00:21:03,303
- OH, MY GOSH.
519
00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:05,100
HERE WE GO.
520
00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:07,970
I WAS WAITING FOR KYLE
TO FLY ACROSS THE TABLE.
521
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,967
- I DISAGREE, I DISAGREE.
- WOW.
522
00:21:09,967 --> 00:21:11,567
- WHO IS SHE TALKING TO
ABOUT THIS?
523
00:21:11,567 --> 00:21:14,027
LIKE, WHO IS THE PERSON
ON THE OTHER SIDE?
524
00:21:14,033 --> 00:21:16,133
THE DEAD PERSON WHO
HAS SO MUCH INFORMATION
525
00:21:16,133 --> 00:21:19,133
ABOUT THEIR
EMOTIONAL FULFILLMENT?
526
00:21:19,133 --> 00:21:21,733
- THAT ONE SENTENCE
PISSED ME OFF
527
00:21:21,734 --> 00:21:23,204
MORE THAN ALMOST ANYTHING.
528
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,600
- HE WILL NEVER
EMOTIONALLY FULFILL YOU.
529
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,730
EVER.
KNOW THAT.
530
00:21:27,734 --> 00:21:30,574
- KNOW THAT.
531
00:21:30,567 --> 00:21:32,367
- KNOW, THIS ONE.
532
00:21:32,367 --> 00:21:34,097
HE WILL NEVER
EMOTIONALLY FULFILL YOU,
533
00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:35,970
BUT YOU WILL STAY WITH HIM
534
00:21:35,967 --> 00:21:37,497
AND HE WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU.
535
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:39,130
AS SOON AS THE KIDS
ARE BIGGER,
536
00:21:39,133 --> 00:21:40,503
YOU'LL HAVE
NOTHING IN COMMON.
537
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,000
- WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
538
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,630
HAVE YOU SEEN MY HUSBAND?
539
00:21:43,633 --> 00:21:46,773
I MEAN, HELLO.
540
00:21:46,767 --> 00:21:47,897
PLEASE.
541
00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:50,200
- I DISAGREE.
- I DON'T KNOW.
542
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,900
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
543
00:21:51,900 --> 00:21:53,870
I DON'T THINK ANYBODY
DESERVES TO HEAR THAT.
544
00:21:53,867 --> 00:21:55,827
BUT SHE PUSHED FOR IT.
545
00:21:55,834 --> 00:21:57,334
- WAIT A SECOND.
- NO, NO, IT'S OKAY.
546
00:21:57,333 --> 00:21:59,233
- BUT WHAT I DO,
PEOPLE DON'T SEE.
547
00:21:59,233 --> 00:22:00,973
- NO, I KNOW, I KNOW THAT.
- THEY DON'T SEE IT.
548
00:22:00,967 --> 00:22:02,867
AND THEN IT HAPPENS, AND
THEY'RE LIKE "OH, MY GOD."
549
00:22:02,867 --> 00:22:04,727
- NO, I UNDERSTAND THAT.
- I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS
550
00:22:04,734 --> 00:22:06,204
BECAUSE SHE'D
HAD A COUPLE OF DRINKS,
551
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,630
BUT WHEN YOU'RE PREDICTING
552
00:22:07,633 --> 00:22:11,303
THAT SOMEBODY'S HUSBAND
IS FOOLING AROUND ON THEM
553
00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:13,930
AND YOU'RE
SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO
554
00:22:13,934 --> 00:22:15,804
THE PERSON WHO'S
HUSBAND'S FOOLING AROUND
555
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:16,900
IS LIKE, UGH, COME ON.
556
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:18,670
- I DON'T SEE THAT,
THOUGH.
557
00:22:18,667 --> 00:22:21,067
I THINK THAT MAYBE ALLISON
WAS GETTING A READ
558
00:22:21,066 --> 00:22:24,066
ON KELSEY AND I'S
MARRIAGE COMING TO A CLOSE.
559
00:22:24,066 --> 00:22:25,966
BECAUSE I'M
SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO HER.
560
00:22:25,967 --> 00:22:28,167
- THERE'S GONNA BE
A DIVISION THAT OCCURS.
561
00:22:28,166 --> 00:22:31,596
I WISH ALLISON,
IF SHE DID FEEL SOMETHING,
562
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,270
SHE WOULD'VE TOLD ME.
563
00:22:33,266 --> 00:22:34,666
- ANYTHING ELSE?
564
00:22:34,667 --> 00:22:36,367
- MAKE SURE
THAT YOU PUT THE WALLS DOWN
565
00:22:36,367 --> 00:22:38,027
FOR OTHER FEMALES
COMING INTO THE LIFE.
566
00:22:38,033 --> 00:22:40,873
I FEEL LIKE YOU TALK TO MALES
MORE EASILY THAN FEMALES.
567
00:22:40,867 --> 00:22:42,097
- THAT'S ME.
568
00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:43,700
- I THINK YOU'RE MIXING
HER UP WITH KYLE.
569
00:22:43,700 --> 00:22:44,800
- THAT'S ME.
570
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,100
- THAT'S--
YEAH, MAYBE--I AM--
571
00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:48,370
I AM MUCH MORE
A GIRL'S GIRL.
572
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:51,727
- I AM DEFINITELY
MORE COMFORTABLE AROUND MEN.
573
00:22:51,734 --> 00:22:53,734
- I AM TOO.
- I JUST DON'T.
574
00:22:53,734 --> 00:22:55,834
- I FEEL ALSO WOMEN
ARE VERY CATTY TO ME.
575
00:22:55,834 --> 00:22:57,674
WOMEN HAVE ALWAYS
BEEN REALLY CATTY.
576
00:22:57,667 --> 00:22:59,367
- THEY ALWAYS WILL BE.
THEY ALWAYS WILL BE.
577
00:22:59,367 --> 00:23:01,327
- I KNOW THAT.
SO I'VE ALWAYS BEEN GUARDED.
578
00:23:01,333 --> 00:23:03,103
- WELL, OF COURSE PEOPLE
ARE CATTY WITH CAMILLE,
579
00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:05,530
OTHERWISE YOU
CANNOT BE AROUND HER.
580
00:23:05,533 --> 00:23:08,003
- GIRLS ARE
VERY CATTY WITH HER.
581
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,200
AND INSECURE.
582
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:14,070
- IN NEW YORK.
- THAT'S WHY WE HAD AN ISSUE.
583
00:23:14,066 --> 00:23:15,796
- OH, NO.
NOT NEW YORK.
584
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:18,170
- MAYBE YOU WERE
MORE DEFENSIVE AND I WAS...
585
00:23:18,166 --> 00:23:19,966
- YEAH, THAT COULD BE IT.
- KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
586
00:23:19,967 --> 00:23:22,627
- MAYBE I FELT
I HAD TO BE DEFENSIVE.
587
00:23:22,633 --> 00:23:25,673
- YOU'RE OFFENSIVE.
588
00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:29,500
- ANY ISSUES THAT
CAME ABOUT IN NEW YORK
589
00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:31,770
WAS NO ILL--NO.
590
00:23:31,767 --> 00:23:33,667
NO--I HAD NO ILL INTENTIONS.
591
00:23:33,667 --> 00:23:35,567
- I THINK--I GUESS
IT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING.
592
00:23:35,567 --> 00:23:37,027
SHE KNOWS NOTHING.
593
00:23:37,033 --> 00:23:38,503
I DIDN'T TELL YOU
ANYTHING ABOUT IT, DID I?
594
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:39,900
- NO, YOU HESITATED.
- I JUST SAID
595
00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:41,130
"I'M NOT GOING
TO SAY ANYTHING.
596
00:23:41,133 --> 00:23:43,003
BEFORE SHE GOT HERE,
I SAID "I DON'T--
597
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,600
I'M NOT GOING TO
SAY ANYTHING"
598
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,300
'CAUSE I DON'T WANT IT
TO FEEL--
599
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:49,400
- THAT'S HARD FOR ME
TO BELIEVE, HONESTLY.
600
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:52,570
THE REALITY--
THE REALITY OF IT--
601
00:23:52,567 --> 00:23:55,227
AND I AM LIKE,
HONEST GIRL BEYOND BELIEF.
602
00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:57,803
- THAT'S DISMISSING
WHAT I'M SAYING.
603
00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,230
- I THOUGHT, "HERE WE GO."
604
00:23:59,233 --> 00:24:02,333
[chatter overlapping]
605
00:24:02,333 --> 00:24:04,433
- OH, OKAY, NOW
I KNOW WHY FAYE'S HERE.
606
00:24:04,433 --> 00:24:05,903
GOT IT.
607
00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:08,630
I DON'T THINK ANYBODY SHOULD
COME INTO ANYBODY'S HOME
608
00:24:08,633 --> 00:24:11,633
AND ACCUSE THEM OF LYING.
FAYE HIT WAY BELOW THE BELT.
609
00:24:12,900 --> 00:24:15,230
- I HAD TO CALL
BULL[bleep], HONESTLY.
610
00:24:15,233 --> 00:24:16,733
IT JUST DID
NOT MAKE SENSE TO ME.
611
00:24:16,734 --> 00:24:19,674
- BY YOU SAYING THAT IS SAYING
THAT I'M NOT TELLING THE TRUTH.
612
00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:22,597
- GIRLFRIENDS TELL EACH OTHER
WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON.
613
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,930
KYLE TELLS ME
WHAT'S HAPPENING IN HER LIFE.
614
00:24:24,934 --> 00:24:26,634
AND IF YOU
WERE HER GOOD GIRLFRIEND,
615
00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:28,203
YOU WOULD KNOW
WHAT'S HAPPENING IN HER LIFE.
616
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,030
- SO YOU'RE SAYING
WE'RE NOT GOOD GIRLFRIENDS
617
00:24:30,033 --> 00:24:31,473
BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T
TELL ME WHAT WAS
618
00:24:31,467 --> 00:24:33,297
HAPPENING IN NEW YORK?
- MY PSYCHIC ABILITIES
619
00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:35,230
TELLS ME NO.
620
00:24:35,233 --> 00:24:37,703
- I KNOW MY GIRLFRIEND,
ALLISON'S PERSONALITY.
621
00:24:37,700 --> 00:24:39,630
AND I FELT LIKE
SHE WAS GETTING PUSHED.
622
00:24:39,633 --> 00:24:43,833
AND FAYE RESNICK
QUESTIONED THE VALIDITY
623
00:24:43,834 --> 00:24:46,534
OF HER GIFTS AND TALENT.
624
00:24:46,533 --> 00:24:48,403
THAT WOULD UPSET ANYBODY.
625
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,930
- I KNOW MORE
THAN YOU THINK I KNOW.
626
00:24:50,934 --> 00:24:53,504
- IF SHE NEEDS MY HELP
SHE WILL TELL ME.
627
00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:56,300
SHE DOESN'T RELY ON ME,
SHE CAN FIGHT HER OWN BATTLES.
628
00:24:56,300 --> 00:24:58,070
IF SHE CAN'T
FIGHT HER OWN BATTLES
629
00:24:58,066 --> 00:24:59,966
AND YOU HAVE TO BE THERE,
SO BE IT.
630
00:24:59,967 --> 00:25:01,997
BUT DON'T SAY
I'M NOT THERE FOR CAMILLE.
631
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,130
- DID YOU COME HERE
TO DEFEND KYLE?
632
00:25:04,133 --> 00:25:05,573
IS THAT WHY
YOU CAME HERE, FAYE?
633
00:25:05,567 --> 00:25:06,827
- NO, I CAME HERE TO BE
WITH MY GIRLFRIEND.
634
00:25:06,834 --> 00:25:08,104
- DID YOU COME HERE--
635
00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:09,770
NO, I DON'T THINK SO
AT THIS POINT.
636
00:25:09,767 --> 00:25:11,227
I THINK--
- WHY? WHY?
637
00:25:11,233 --> 00:25:13,703
- WHY? BECAUSE
THE WAY YOU'RE TALKING
638
00:25:13,700 --> 00:25:17,300
SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S CUED YOU IN,
AND YOU CAME TO DEFEND HER.
639
00:25:17,300 --> 00:25:19,170
- NO, NO, NO.
WE ALL HAVE--
640
00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:20,926
LET'S JUST GET HONEST.
641
00:25:20,934 --> 00:25:22,404
- YEAH, THAT'S
WHAT I'M ASKING YOU.
642
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:23,700
- YOU REMIND ME
OF A CHEERLEADER.
643
00:25:23,700 --> 00:25:25,530
- OOH, THAT WAS SO--
- I JUST THINK IT'S TIME--
644
00:25:25,533 --> 00:25:27,573
- THIS IS SUCH A HYPOCRITICAL
STATEMENT.
645
00:25:27,567 --> 00:25:29,827
- THAT IS SO RICH.
646
00:25:29,834 --> 00:25:32,234
- OH, MY GOD, THAT'S BAD NEWS.
- THAT'S NOT TRUE.
647
00:25:32,233 --> 00:25:34,003
- I FELT LIKE
WE WERE BEING AMBUSHED.
648
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,130
AND FAYE CERTAINLY FELT
LIKE WE WERE BEING AMBUSHED,
649
00:25:36,133 --> 00:25:38,573
SO SHE
ALSO GOT VERY DEFENSIVE.
650
00:25:38,567 --> 00:25:40,767
- OKAY, I...
- YOU'RE USED TO THAT.
651
00:25:40,767 --> 00:25:43,897
- ALL I KNOW IS THERE WAS
AN ATTACK MADE ON MY FRIEND.
652
00:25:43,900 --> 00:25:45,800
- WAIT A SECOND.
ATTACK?
653
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,530
WAIT A SECOND. WAIT A SECOND.
WAIT A SECOND.
654
00:25:47,533 --> 00:25:48,933
- LET'S NOT GO BACKWARDS.
655
00:25:48,934 --> 00:25:50,704
- DID I THINK IT WAS A SETUP?
ABSOLUTELY.
656
00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:55,830
YEAH. I THOUGHT FAYE WAS THERE
TO BE KYLE'S WINGMAN.
657
00:25:55,834 --> 00:25:57,674
- IF SHE CHOOSES TO
SPEAK UP AND SAY SOMETHING,
658
00:25:57,667 --> 00:25:59,467
SHE CAN.
- WOW.
659
00:25:59,467 --> 00:26:03,067
FOR HER TO BRING
IN FAYE RESNICK TO COME
660
00:26:03,066 --> 00:26:04,496
AS HER MOUTHPIECE...
661
00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:06,370
I MEAN, KYLE DOESN'T
EVEN NEED A MOUTHPIECE,
662
00:26:06,367 --> 00:26:07,497
SHE'S A MOUTH ALL ON HER OWN.
663
00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,300
BUT TO BRING HER,
664
00:26:09,300 --> 00:26:11,530
I MUST BE
ONE HELL OF A POWERFUL PERSON.
665
00:26:11,533 --> 00:26:14,333
[giggles]
- LET'S NOT GO BACKWARDS.
666
00:26:14,333 --> 00:26:15,873
- CAMILLE,
THAT'S THE WAY SHE SEES IT.
667
00:26:15,867 --> 00:26:17,097
PLEASE,
WE DON'T HAVE TO GO--
668
00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:18,230
- HOW DID I ATTACK YOU?
669
00:26:18,233 --> 00:26:19,833
I WAS AT THE TABLE--
670
00:26:19,834 --> 00:26:21,334
- LET'S NOT
HEAD BACKWARDS, PLEASE.
671
00:26:21,333 --> 00:26:23,103
- FAYE, YOU WEREN'T THERE.
672
00:26:23,100 --> 00:26:25,700
D.D. WAS IN NEW YORK,
SO SHE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED.
673
00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:28,670
- BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW
THE BACK-STORY, CAMILLE.
674
00:26:28,667 --> 00:26:31,327
- DID I ATTACK KYLE?
- NO.
675
00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:32,933
HONESTLY, I WALKED IN
AND ALL I SAW WAS--
676
00:26:32,934 --> 00:26:34,534
- OF COURSE, BECAUSE,
CAMILLE,
677
00:26:34,533 --> 00:26:36,933
YOU SAT THERE
THE ENTIRE NIGHT LIKE THIS,
678
00:26:36,934 --> 00:26:38,834
YOU KNOW, WITH
YOUR HAND THERE LIKE THAT.
679
00:26:38,834 --> 00:26:40,634
- BUT THAT'S WHO I AM,
KYLE.
680
00:26:40,633 --> 00:26:42,173
- NO, THAT'S
NOT WHO YOU ARE, CAMILLE.
681
00:26:42,166 --> 00:26:45,996
THAT'S WHO
YOU ARE PRETENDING TO BE.
682
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,330
- COMING UP...
683
00:26:47,333 --> 00:26:50,903
- ONE OF THEM WILL KILL
THE OTHER TO FEED THEIR YOUNG,
684
00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:53,800
IF THEY DON'T EAT THEIR YOUNG.
THAT'S THOSE WOMEN.
685
00:26:58,333 --> 00:26:59,533
- SHE'S NOT PRETENDING
TO BE THAT, THAT'S WHO SHE IS.
686
00:26:59,533 --> 00:27:01,073
- OH, ALLISON,
687
00:27:01,066 --> 00:27:02,826
I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU.
- OH, BUT I'M TALKING TO YOU.
688
00:27:02,834 --> 00:27:04,604
- I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU.
- BUT I'M TALKING TO YOU.
689
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:07,000
- EXCUSE ME,
YOU'RE BORING ME.
690
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,770
- ALLISON WAS STANDING UP
FOR ME.
691
00:27:08,767 --> 00:27:12,697
AND I--LISTEN,
I'M GLAD BECAUSE SHE'S--
692
00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:14,570
OUT OF ALL THE GIRLS
THAT ARE THERE,
693
00:27:14,567 --> 00:27:16,167
SHE'S THE ONLY ONE
THAT STOOD UP FOR ME.
694
00:27:16,166 --> 00:27:18,196
- CAMILLE, I WAS HAVING
A CONVERSATION WITH YOU.
695
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:21,030
- YOU ARE ENTIRELY WASHED UP.
ENJOY YOUR LIFE.
696
00:27:21,033 --> 00:27:23,073
- I CAME HERE
BRINGING ALLISON
697
00:27:23,066 --> 00:27:25,366
'CAUSE ALLISON'S
FOR INTERESTING CONVERSATION.
698
00:27:25,367 --> 00:27:26,897
IT WAS FOR
INTERESTING CONVERSATION--
699
00:27:26,900 --> 00:27:28,400
- WE'RE NOT ALLOWED
TO TALK TO HER ABOUT IT
700
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,630
'CAUSE SHE'S NOW
"OFF THE CLOCK."
701
00:27:29,633 --> 00:27:32,273
- YOU'RE NOT HIRING ME.
I'M A DINNER GUEST.
702
00:27:32,266 --> 00:27:33,866
I WAS BEING POLITE.
703
00:27:33,867 --> 00:27:37,767
WHEN Y'ALL WERE IRRITATING ME,
I APPEASED YOU.
704
00:27:37,767 --> 00:27:39,897
BE CLEAR ON THAT.
705
00:27:39,900 --> 00:27:42,370
I HAVE BOOKS
WRITTEN ON ME AND BY ME,
706
00:27:42,367 --> 00:27:44,127
AND A TELEVISION SHOW
IS BASED ON MY LIFE.
707
00:27:44,133 --> 00:27:45,473
- DARLING--
- SO IF YOU CAN JUST,
708
00:27:45,467 --> 00:27:47,067
LIKE, TAKE A FLYING LEAP.
709
00:27:47,066 --> 00:27:50,796
- COULD YOU BELIEVE THAT
WAS HAPPENING IN BEVERLY HILLS?
710
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:53,400
WE DON'T DO THINGS
LIKE THAT AT DINNER PARTIES.
711
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,270
- YOU ARE. YOU ARE.
712
00:27:55,266 --> 00:27:56,896
- I'M SO BORED
WITH THIS CONVERSATION.
713
00:27:56,900 --> 00:27:58,800
- THEN LEAVE.
- I'M TOTALLY OVER IT.
714
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,400
- THEN LEAVE.
IF YOU'RE OVER IT, THEN LEAVE.
715
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:02,870
- ALLISON, YOU LEAVE.
- WALK.
716
00:28:02,867 --> 00:28:05,527
YOU'VE GOT TWO LEGS
THE LAST TIME WE CHECKED.
717
00:28:05,533 --> 00:28:06,733
- OOH.
- [gasps]
718
00:28:06,734 --> 00:28:08,504
- WHAT IS
THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
719
00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:10,700
NOW DOES SHE HAVE
THESE, LIKE, DEAD PEOPLE
720
00:28:10,700 --> 00:28:12,830
WHO CAN CHOP YOUR LEGS OFF
UNDERNEATH THE DINNER TABLE
721
00:28:12,834 --> 00:28:14,274
WITHOUT YOU KNOWING IT?
722
00:28:14,266 --> 00:28:16,096
- IS SHE
ABOUT TO TAKE ONE OFF?
723
00:28:16,100 --> 00:28:18,200
IS THAT WHAT YOU DO
IS JUST ATTACK PEOPLE?
724
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:21,970
AND THEN WHEN THEY GET REAL,
YOU JUST, LIKE, BECOME EVEN--
725
00:28:21,967 --> 00:28:23,997
- THAT IS SO RICH
COMING FROM SOMEBODY
726
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,700
THAT CAME HERE
TO STIR UP [bleep].
727
00:28:25,700 --> 00:28:27,130
- ALLISON,
YOU'VE BEEN SITTING HERE
728
00:28:27,133 --> 00:28:28,903
WITH A WEIRD
ATTITUDE ALL NIGHT.
729
00:28:28,900 --> 00:28:32,070
- A WEIRD ATTITUDE ALL NIGHT?
WOW.
730
00:28:32,066 --> 00:28:33,966
THEN WHY WERE YOU TALKING
TO ME SO MUCH?
731
00:28:33,967 --> 00:28:35,497
- I WAS CURIOUS ABOUT YOU.
732
00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:36,870
- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT,
733
00:28:36,867 --> 00:28:38,167
YOU ARE NOT
INTERESTING TO ME AT ALL.
734
00:28:38,166 --> 00:28:39,496
- WELL, YOU'RE NOT
TO ME EITHER.
735
00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:41,170
- SO YOU CONTINUE
BEING INTERESTED BY ME.
736
00:28:41,166 --> 00:28:44,366
THAT'S AWESOME.
YOU HAVE TWO LEGS TOO.
737
00:28:44,367 --> 00:28:46,797
THEY CAN WALK.
- EEW.
738
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,100
WHAT IS THIS?
THIS WHAT SHE DOES?
739
00:28:49,100 --> 00:28:51,170
IS THIS WHAT YOU DO?
740
00:28:51,166 --> 00:28:53,396
- I FELT THAT
IT STARTED OUT POSITIVE
741
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:54,700
AND IT WENT DOWN IN FLAMES.
742
00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:57,000
- OH, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
743
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,870
- I JUST FELT LIKE IT WASN'T
REALLY WORTH MY TIME
744
00:28:59,867 --> 00:29:02,467
TO GET INVOLVED
WITH THIS PETTY NONSENSE.
745
00:29:02,467 --> 00:29:05,167
[overlapping chatter]
746
00:29:05,166 --> 00:29:07,126
- EW!
WHO ARE YOU?
747
00:29:07,133 --> 00:29:10,033
- ALLISON, ALL I CARE--
748
00:29:10,033 --> 00:29:11,873
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
RIGHT NOW.
749
00:29:11,867 --> 00:29:13,727
ALL OF THIS
IS UNIMPORTANT TO ME.
750
00:29:13,734 --> 00:29:15,274
I HAVE FOUR
BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN.
751
00:29:15,266 --> 00:29:17,066
LOOK HOW SHE TURNS
HER HEAD LIKE THIS.
752
00:29:17,066 --> 00:29:19,996
WHAT, ARE WE
IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL?
753
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:23,000
- ALLISON WAS...
[inhales]
754
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,470
[whispers]
PUFFING AWAY.
755
00:29:24,467 --> 00:29:25,697
- I HAD ALSO HEARD
756
00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:27,770
THAT THINGS WERE SAID
AT THE AIRPORT.
757
00:29:27,767 --> 00:29:29,327
- AND THAT'S WHEN
I CAME TO YOU AND I SAID
758
00:29:29,333 --> 00:29:31,403
TO YOU, "WHERE DID THIS
ALL COME FROM?"
759
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:34,370
AND YOU SAID, "TAYLOR,
YOU WERE TELLING ME--"
760
00:29:34,367 --> 00:29:37,467
- I WASN'T TELLING YOU ANYTHING.
YOU WERE BAITING ME.
761
00:29:37,467 --> 00:29:40,267
- I WASN'T BAITING.
- YOU WERE 100% BAITING ME.
762
00:29:40,266 --> 00:29:42,196
I WASN'T THERE.
- ALL OF THE SUDDEN,
763
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,230
I HEAR KIM AND TAYLOR
FIGHTING AGAIN.
764
00:29:44,233 --> 00:29:45,903
WHAT IS THIS,
CONTAGIOUS?
765
00:29:45,900 --> 00:29:47,770
I SAW YOU--
- PLEASE.
766
00:29:47,767 --> 00:29:49,827
DO ME A FAVOR AND DON'T.
- DO ME A FAVOR.
767
00:29:49,834 --> 00:29:51,634
[overlapping arguments]
768
00:29:51,633 --> 00:29:54,833
- THIS IS ALL
[bleep] TO ME, OKAY?
769
00:29:54,834 --> 00:29:56,804
- I FEEL LIKE
THE DINNER TABLE WAS
770
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,570
JUST A SWIRLING TORNADO.
771
00:29:59,567 --> 00:30:03,267
YOU NEED TO STAND UP
AND SAY, "STOP."
772
00:30:03,266 --> 00:30:04,826
- WHY DON'T YOU STAND UP
AND SAY "STOP"?
773
00:30:04,834 --> 00:30:06,104
- I CAN'T STOP YOU,
774
00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:07,430
BECAUSE YOU'RE OFF
YOUR [bleep] ROCKER.
775
00:30:07,433 --> 00:30:09,203
- OH, REALLY?
- THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH YOU.
776
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:10,430
- OH, THAT'S
WHAT I THINK ABOUT YOU.
777
00:30:10,433 --> 00:30:11,733
- OKAY, ENOUGH.
GIRLS, ENOUGH. ENOUGH.
778
00:30:11,734 --> 00:30:13,204
- WHY DON'T YOU GO BLOW UP
YOUR LIPS SOME MORE?
779
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,870
- ENOUGH! ENOUGH!
ENOUGH. ENOUGH.
780
00:30:15,867 --> 00:30:17,027
WE'RE NOT DOING THIS
ANYMORE.
781
00:30:17,033 --> 00:30:19,173
I'M NOT HAVING THIS ANYMORE.
ENOUGH.
782
00:30:19,166 --> 00:30:21,226
GET UP.
783
00:30:21,233 --> 00:30:23,503
- I WAS SURPRISED
THAT TAYLOR STEPPED UP.
784
00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:24,630
I WISH SHE COULD DO THAT
785
00:30:24,633 --> 00:30:26,073
A LITTLE BIT
MORE WITH HER HUSBAND.
786
00:30:26,066 --> 00:30:27,666
YOU KNOW,
THAT KIND OF CONVICTION
787
00:30:27,667 --> 00:30:28,927
WOULD BE
GREAT IN HER MARRIAGE.
788
00:30:28,934 --> 00:30:30,574
- THESE ARE NOT
THE LADIES THAT WE ARE.
789
00:30:30,567 --> 00:30:33,627
ENOUGH.
790
00:30:36,533 --> 00:30:37,873
- I DON'T GET IT.
791
00:30:37,867 --> 00:30:39,067
I'VE NEVER HAD A PROBLEM
LIKE THIS
792
00:30:39,066 --> 00:30:40,966
WITH A WOMAN IN MY LIFE.
I DON'T GET IT.
793
00:30:40,967 --> 00:30:43,967
- I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH YOU, KYLE.
794
00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:47,527
THAT'S THE WHOLE THING.
I--I JUST...
795
00:30:47,533 --> 00:30:50,373
WELL, AFTER NEW YORK,
I KIND OF FELT BAD.
796
00:30:50,367 --> 00:30:52,597
YOU DID CALL ME
A DELUSIONAL BITCH.
797
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:59,130
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING
ELSE GOING ON WITH HER
798
00:30:59,133 --> 00:31:03,333
THAT MAYBE SHE
DOESN'T EVEN KNOW OR REALIZE.
799
00:31:03,333 --> 00:31:04,903
I HONESTLY THINK
IT'S JEALOUSY.
800
00:31:04,900 --> 00:31:06,970
I THINK THERE'S
SOME KIND OF JEALOUSY THERE.
801
00:31:06,967 --> 00:31:09,127
I MEAN, I HATE TO SAY THAT.
I HATE SAYING THAT.
802
00:31:09,133 --> 00:31:12,103
BUT I THINK THAT
IT'S A BIG PART OF THIS.
803
00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:16,300
- I WOULD NOT WANNA
TRADE PLACES WITH CAMILLE
804
00:31:16,300 --> 00:31:17,730
FOR ANYTHING.
I REALLY WOULDN'T.
805
00:31:17,734 --> 00:31:20,974
I LOVE MY HUSBAND,
I HAVE AMAZING CHILDREN,
806
00:31:20,967 --> 00:31:23,527
I'M NOT JEALOUS OF CAMILLE,
LET ME JUST SAY.
807
00:31:23,533 --> 00:31:26,133
CAMILLE,
IF SOMEONE SAYS TO YOU
808
00:31:26,133 --> 00:31:27,903
"IS KELSEY GOING WITH YOU
TO HAWAII?"
809
00:31:27,900 --> 00:31:29,300
AND YOU SAY "NO"
AND THEN YOU HEAR
810
00:31:29,300 --> 00:31:32,730
"WHO WANTS YOU WITHOUT KELSEY?"
THEN THAT'S DELUSIONAL.
811
00:31:32,734 --> 00:31:34,734
- THAT IS
A [bleep] UP THING TO SAY.
812
00:31:34,734 --> 00:31:36,904
THAT'S
A [bleep] UP THING TO SAY.
813
00:31:36,900 --> 00:31:38,600
- WE CAN'T GO
DOWN THAT ROAD AGAIN.
814
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,130
- SHE'S CAN'T SAY
WHAT CAMILLE THOUGHT.
815
00:31:41,133 --> 00:31:43,073
SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT.
SHE'S NOT CAMILLE.
816
00:31:43,066 --> 00:31:44,726
- I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU,
ALLISON.
817
00:31:44,734 --> 00:31:46,374
- OH, YOU ARE
'CAUSE YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME.
818
00:31:46,367 --> 00:31:47,797
- GET OVER IT. GO.
WHATEVER.
819
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,570
SMOKE YOUR ELECTRONIC CIGARETTE
AND DRINK YOUR MARTINI.
820
00:31:49,567 --> 00:31:51,097
I'M TALKING TO CAMILLE.
821
00:31:51,100 --> 00:31:54,000
THERE WERE SO MANY COMMENTS
FLYING OUT OF ALLISON'S MOUTH,
822
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,600
THEY WERE LIKE DAGGERS.
AND I WAS JUST LIKE...
823
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,530
LIKE, TRYING TO
DODGE EACH LITTLE THING.
824
00:31:58,533 --> 00:32:01,503
- YOU SAID THAT.
- NO. NO, YOU HEARD THAT.
825
00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:04,730
YOU HEARD THAT.
- YOU SAID THAT.
826
00:32:04,734 --> 00:32:07,274
IF SHE SAYS YOU SAID THAT,
YOU SAID THAT.
827
00:32:07,266 --> 00:32:08,666
- OH, REALLY?
828
00:32:08,667 --> 00:32:10,597
- YOU SAVE YOUR STORIES
AND YOU TWEAK THEM.
829
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:12,130
- NO YOU JUST LOST
ALL CREDIBILITY.
830
00:32:12,133 --> 00:32:13,633
- ALL RIGHT.
- ALL CREDIBILITY.
831
00:32:13,633 --> 00:32:15,833
- I COULD GIVE A [bleep]
WITH YOU, REALLY.
832
00:32:15,834 --> 00:32:17,434
- IT'S ONE THING FOR US
IF WE'RE DEALING
833
00:32:17,433 --> 00:32:19,133
WITH A SITUATION.
- I COULD GIVE A [bleep].
834
00:32:19,133 --> 00:32:20,833
- YOU AS A PSYCHIC SAYS
"OH, YOU SAID THAT
835
00:32:20,834 --> 00:32:22,574
BECAUSE CAMILLE SAID SO."
836
00:32:22,567 --> 00:32:24,527
OH, THAT'S VERY PROFOUND.
837
00:32:24,533 --> 00:32:25,903
- YOU'RE NOTHING.
- YOU'RE DONE.
838
00:32:25,900 --> 00:32:27,970
- YOU'VE DONE NOTHING.
YOU'RE NOTHING.
839
00:32:27,967 --> 00:32:29,867
- ALLISON, THAT'S OKAY.
- YOU'VE DONE NOTHING.
840
00:32:29,867 --> 00:32:31,197
THERE'S CERTAIN THINGS
841
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,870
THAT I'M NOT GONNA SAY
TO THESE WOMEN.
842
00:32:32,867 --> 00:32:35,267
I DIDN'T WANT
TO ENGAGE IN AN ARGUMENT.
843
00:32:35,266 --> 00:32:37,796
I DON'T WANNA COME ACROSS
AS THAT KIND OF PERSON.
844
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:40,930
AND THANK GOD
FOR ALLISON TO BE THERE
845
00:32:40,934 --> 00:32:43,434
AND SAY,
"NO, YOU'RE WRONG."
846
00:32:43,433 --> 00:32:45,303
YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA
STAND UP FOR MY FRIEND
847
00:32:45,300 --> 00:32:47,700
AND YOU CAN'T SAY THAT.
- ALLISON, THAT'S OKAY.
848
00:32:47,700 --> 00:32:49,630
- YOU'VE DONE NOTHING.
- ALLISON, SHH.
849
00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:53,600
- SHE'S SUCH A BITCH.
- LET'S GO, GUYS.
850
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,330
COME ON. COME ON.
851
00:32:55,333 --> 00:32:59,703
- THE HAND GESTURES.
WHAT WAS THAT?
852
00:32:59,700 --> 00:33:01,100
I MEAN,
TO ME, THAT WAS LIKE
853
00:33:01,100 --> 00:33:02,970
SOMETHING YOU WOULD
SEE A TRUCK DRIVER DO.
854
00:33:02,967 --> 00:33:05,797
THAT WAS TRAILER PARK STUFF.
855
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,000
WHO RAISED YOU?
856
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,830
- MY DAD
SAID, "LIVE LIFE LARGE
857
00:33:08,834 --> 00:33:10,704
AND MAKE NO APOLOGIES
FOR WHO YOU ARE."
858
00:33:10,700 --> 00:33:12,430
[bleep] THEM.
- ALLISON--
859
00:33:12,433 --> 00:33:14,173
- I DON'T GIVE A [bleep]
WHAT SHE THINKS ABOUT ME.
860
00:33:14,166 --> 00:33:15,496
SHE CAN [bleep] OFF.
861
00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:19,070
I CAN--I CAN TELL YOU
WHEN SHE WILL DIE
862
00:33:19,066 --> 00:33:20,526
AND WHAT WILL HAPPEN
TO HER FAMILY.
863
00:33:20,533 --> 00:33:23,903
I LOVE THAT ABOUT ME.
- [awkward giggles]
864
00:33:23,900 --> 00:33:25,500
- I--I'M REALLY UPSET
WITH THE WAY YOU--
865
00:33:25,500 --> 00:33:26,670
- NO, I'M UPSET WITH YOU.
866
00:33:26,667 --> 00:33:27,967
- I'M UPSET WITH YOU.
867
00:33:27,967 --> 00:33:29,027
TAYLOR AND I JUST--
868
00:33:29,033 --> 00:33:30,273
WHEN THERE'S CONFLICT,
869
00:33:30,266 --> 00:33:31,996
JUST SEEM TO, LIKE,
LOOK AT EACH OTHER
870
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,030
AND IT'S, LIKE, "MEOW."
871
00:33:34,033 --> 00:33:35,873
- SHE STRESSED ME OUT
SO BADLY.
872
00:33:35,867 --> 00:33:37,497
- ME TOO.
THAT'S HOW IT STARTED TONIGHT.
873
00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:40,100
- UGH.
874
00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:43,030
- THANK YOU FOR HAVING US.
UM--OH, GOD.
875
00:33:43,033 --> 00:33:44,233
- WATCH--WATCH YOUR STEP.
876
00:33:44,233 --> 00:33:45,903
- OH.
877
00:33:45,900 --> 00:33:47,700
- KIM, SHE'S
GOTTA FIGHT WITH SOMEBODY.
878
00:33:47,700 --> 00:33:49,770
SO IT'S GONNA BE ME,
I GUESS.
879
00:33:49,767 --> 00:33:51,827
- WE ALREADY HAVE SOMETHING
GOING ON WITH CAMILLE.
880
00:33:51,834 --> 00:33:53,934
AND THEN YOU GUYS START--
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS.
881
00:33:53,934 --> 00:33:56,004
- SHE BROUGHT UP THE WORD
"INSECURE," AND SHE SAID--
882
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,830
AND YOU SAID YOU
BROUGHT IT UP IN THE AIRPORT.
883
00:33:57,834 --> 00:33:59,704
- IF I'M ALREADY HAVING
A PROBLEM WITH CAMILLE,
884
00:33:59,700 --> 00:34:01,100
AND THERE'S ALREADY
PROBLEMS AND FIGHTING,
885
00:34:01,100 --> 00:34:02,900
WHY DO YOU BRING THAT UP?
886
00:34:02,900 --> 00:34:04,400
- I DIDN'T BRING IT UP.
- IN NEW YORK, YOU DID.
887
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,200
- OH, MY GOD!
- WE'RE HAVING A HORRIBLE NIGHT,
888
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:07,570
WE'RE HAVING
ALL THIS FIGHTING.
889
00:34:07,567 --> 00:34:08,927
ALL OF THE SUDDEN,
YOU DECIDE TO ATTACK TAYLOR
890
00:34:08,934 --> 00:34:10,304
OUT OF THE BLUE?
891
00:34:10,300 --> 00:34:11,630
THIS IS JUST
ADDING FUEL TO THE FIRE.
892
00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:13,533
PUT YOUR GASOLINE
AND MATCHES AWAY.
893
00:34:13,533 --> 00:34:15,303
FLIPPIN' HAUNTED HOUSE
AT DISNEYLAND.
894
00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:16,530
I JUST WANT
TO GET OUT OF HERE.
895
00:34:16,533 --> 00:34:18,003
I CANNOT
DEAL WITH THIS CRAP.
896
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,470
- I MEAN, IT WAS A FEW CLOWNS
SHORT OF A CIRCUS.
897
00:34:22,900 --> 00:34:24,930
- I WAS HOPING THAT TAYLOR
WOULD COME TO MY DEFENSE.
898
00:34:24,934 --> 00:34:26,704
TAYLOR HAD BEFRIENDED ME
899
00:34:26,700 --> 00:34:28,470
OVER THE COURSE OF
THE LAST SEVERAL WEEKS.
900
00:34:28,467 --> 00:34:30,927
AND SHE'S BEEN A GOOD
SOURCE OF INFORMATION FOR ME.
901
00:34:30,934 --> 00:34:32,904
- YOU WANNA JUST
HANG OUT WITH ME, HONEY?
902
00:34:32,900 --> 00:34:34,170
- YEAH.
I'M HERE WITH YOU.
903
00:34:34,166 --> 00:34:36,666
HOW WAS IT--
HOW WAS THE FLIGHT OVER?
904
00:34:36,667 --> 00:34:39,127
- WHAT DID YOU SAY
TO CAMILLE
905
00:34:39,133 --> 00:34:41,203
UP IN THAT PENTHOUSE
IN NEW YORK?
906
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:42,970
- [laughing]
- DON'T LAUGH, I WANT TO KNOW.
907
00:34:42,967 --> 00:34:44,427
CAMILLE ASKED ME
IN THE BATHROOM,
908
00:34:44,433 --> 00:34:46,173
"HOW WAS YOUR TRIP
IN WITH THE OTHER GIRLS?"
909
00:34:46,166 --> 00:34:48,026
- DID ANYBODY AT THIS TABLE
910
00:34:48,033 --> 00:34:50,573
TALK
AFTER WE ALL LEFT HER?
911
00:34:50,567 --> 00:34:52,627
- SHE WARNED ME ABOUT
WHAT WAS GOING DOWN IN NEW YORK
912
00:34:52,633 --> 00:34:54,173
BEFORE IT HAPPENED.
913
00:34:54,166 --> 00:34:55,926
SHE SAID THEY'RE
GONNA TEAM UP, BASICALLY.
914
00:34:55,934 --> 00:34:57,704
SHE SAID,
"THEY'RE GANGING UP ON YOU."
915
00:34:57,700 --> 00:35:01,270
- IN BIOLOGY, LIKE,
CARNIVORES TURN ON EACH OTHER.
916
00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:04,026
CAN'T WE, LIKE, SAY YOU'RE SICK,
AND PULL YOU OUT OF THE MIX,
917
00:35:04,033 --> 00:35:06,373
AND LET THEM TURN ON EACH OTHER,
AND SEE WHO DIES?
918
00:35:06,367 --> 00:35:08,397
'CAUSE ONE OF THEM WILL
KILL THE OTHER
919
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:11,800
TO FEED THEIR YOUNG--
IF THEY DON'T EAT THEIR YOUNG.
920
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:14,430
THAT'S THOSE WOMEN.
CRAZY SCARY.
921
00:35:14,433 --> 00:35:16,803
- OH.
- CAMILLE...
922
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,930
- SHE'S BALLSY, THIS ONE.
- DON'T APOLOGIZE.
923
00:35:18,934 --> 00:35:20,504
- KYLE'S A LITTLE BITCH.
924
00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:21,900
SHE'S A LITTLE BITCH.
SHE IS.
925
00:35:21,900 --> 00:35:23,070
SHE'S THE RINGLEADER.
926
00:35:23,066 --> 00:35:24,926
SHE'S ALL, "YAP, YAP,
YAP, YAP, YAP."
927
00:35:24,934 --> 00:35:27,074
KYLE WAS EVERY GIRL
AT A HIGH SCHOOL
928
00:35:27,066 --> 00:35:28,926
THAT MADE
SOMEBODY KILL THEMSELVES.
929
00:35:28,934 --> 00:35:30,534
SHE'S THAT CHICK.
930
00:35:30,533 --> 00:35:31,903
SHE'S THAT--
NO, SHE'S THAT GIRL
931
00:35:31,900 --> 00:35:35,830
THAT'S SO MEAN
AND PROFOUNDLY BANKRUPT--
932
00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:38,104
- YEAH, NO, I THINK
SHE'S MORALLY BANKRUPT.
933
00:35:38,100 --> 00:35:40,200
- I ALMOST SHOVED THIS
UP HER [bleep] ASS
934
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:42,230
JUST TO PROVE A POINT.
935
00:35:42,233 --> 00:35:44,903
EXCEPT I THINK SHE'D NEED
A BIGGER ONE THAN THIS
936
00:35:44,900 --> 00:35:46,500
TO EVEN FEEL IT.
937
00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:47,770
- OH!
[giggles]
938
00:35:47,767 --> 00:35:49,127
- OH, YEAH, I WENT THERE.
939
00:35:49,133 --> 00:35:51,003
- [laughs]
940
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,570
YOU DON'T WANT TO GO
THERE ANYMORE.
941
00:35:53,567 --> 00:35:56,367
- GIRL, BITCH IS A ONE-SYLLABLE
WORD FOR A REASON.
942
00:35:56,367 --> 00:35:57,897
IT'S ALL THEY UNDERSTAND.
943
00:35:57,900 --> 00:36:00,670
- THE ONLY MEAN GIRL
THAT WAS THERE
944
00:36:00,667 --> 00:36:02,027
WAS ALLISON.
945
00:36:02,033 --> 00:36:03,673
HOW OBNOXIOUS,
AND HOW HORRIBLE,
946
00:36:03,667 --> 00:36:06,467
AND HOW
ABSOLUTELY DISTASTEFUL.
947
00:36:06,467 --> 00:36:08,797
- YOU STARTED THIS!
- WHAT?
948
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,170
- WAIT!
NOW SHE'S--
949
00:36:10,166 --> 00:36:11,326
- NEW YORK WAS WORSE.
950
00:36:11,333 --> 00:36:12,303
- LET ME
JUST SAY THIS, OKAY?
951
00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:13,730
- YEAH.
- IT MAY SEEM LIKE A--
952
00:36:13,734 --> 00:36:15,704
- THE SPRINKLER'S COMING ON.
[overlapping exclamations]
953
00:36:15,700 --> 00:36:17,800
- DID SHE TURN THEM ON?
DID SHE TURN THEM ON?
954
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,230
- THE PSYCHIC TURNED THEM ON.
955
00:36:19,233 --> 00:36:22,233
[laughter]
956
00:36:24,834 --> 00:36:27,234
- SO WEIRD.
THE WHOLE SITUATION.
957
00:36:27,233 --> 00:36:30,033
- SHE CAME INTO MY HOME
AND VERBALLY ASSAULTED ME.
958
00:36:30,033 --> 00:36:31,773
- FORGET HER.
- UM, YOU KNOW,
959
00:36:31,767 --> 00:36:34,927
FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON--
YOU KNOW, WHAT IS IT?
960
00:36:34,934 --> 00:36:36,704
- WE'RE THE
ONLY SANE PEOPLE IN HERE.
961
00:36:36,700 --> 00:36:38,230
YOU AND I NEED TO STICK
TOGETHER, OKAY?
962
00:36:38,233 --> 00:36:39,803
- WE'RE GONNA RIDE IN ONE CAR
963
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,600
AND YOU CAN TAKE THIS CAR
BECAUSE I CAN'T--
964
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,370
I DON'T WANT TO GO OUT OF
THE WAY, AND THIS AND THAT.
965
00:36:43,367 --> 00:36:44,997
I JUST WANT TO GET HOME NOW.
- OH, THAT'S GOOD,
966
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,330
ALL YOU RIDE TOGETHER,
AND TALK ABOUT--
967
00:36:46,333 --> 00:36:48,073
- I'M SORRY, BUT
YOU'RE NEIGHBORS WITH CAMILLE.
968
00:36:48,066 --> 00:36:50,026
- DO I HAVE ANY INTENTIONS
OF BEING THEIR FRIENDS?
969
00:36:50,033 --> 00:36:52,073
NO.
- THEIR FRIENDS?
970
00:36:52,066 --> 00:36:53,666
THEY CAN'T
EVEN SPELL "FRIENDS."
971
00:36:53,667 --> 00:36:57,697
- F-R-I-E-N-D-S.
DID I GET IT?
972
00:36:57,700 --> 00:37:00,500
- HOW ABOUT "CRAZY?"
C-R-A-Z-Y.
973
00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:02,300
- CAN I JUST SAY THIS?
974
00:37:02,300 --> 00:37:04,130
IF ANY OF THEIR CHILDREN
DISAPPEARED,
975
00:37:04,133 --> 00:37:06,003
THEY WOULDN'T BE, LIKE,
"YOU WERE WRONG."
976
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,530
THEY'D BE, LIKE,
"CAN YOU HELP--"
977
00:37:07,533 --> 00:37:09,203
[bleep] THEM.
978
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:12,430
- THE BOTTOM LINE IS
THEY WERE JUST THROWING
979
00:37:12,433 --> 00:37:13,903
WHATEVER THEY COULD
UP TO A WALL--
980
00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:16,370
- GARBAGE OF
RUBIES AND DIAMONDS.
981
00:37:16,367 --> 00:37:20,227
THEY ARE
A GARBAGE BIN OF JEWELS.
982
00:37:20,233 --> 00:37:22,873
LUCIFER HAS MANY FACES.
983
00:37:22,867 --> 00:37:24,527
- [giggles]
984
00:37:24,533 --> 00:37:26,503
- YOU DON'T TALK TO SOMEBODY
LIKE THAT IN THEIR OWN HOME.
985
00:37:26,500 --> 00:37:28,300
I'M FROM ARIZONA,
I MEAN, IT'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT.
986
00:37:28,300 --> 00:37:31,000
BUT EVEN HERE,
LADIES AND THE CODES
987
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,300
OF WHAT THEY CLAIM TO BE,
LADIES...
988
00:37:33,300 --> 00:37:35,030
- WELL, I DON'T
THINK THEY ARE WHAT THEY...
989
00:37:35,033 --> 00:37:36,733
- THEY'RE NOT LADIES.
- NO.
990
00:37:36,734 --> 00:37:39,174
- THEY'RE SHADY LADIES.
991
00:37:39,166 --> 00:37:41,226
BUT ASIDE FROM THAT...
- HONESTLY,
992
00:37:41,233 --> 00:37:43,473
I WOULD'VE THOUGHT THEY
WOULD'VE BEEN A LOT CLASSIER.
993
00:37:43,467 --> 00:37:45,767
- THEM?
YOU THOUGHT THEY'D BE CLASSIER?
994
00:37:45,767 --> 00:37:47,567
- NO, I AGREE.
- NO, IT IS A SLIGHT AGAINST ME.
995
00:37:47,567 --> 00:37:49,097
- I THOUGHT TAYLOR
WAS YOUR FRIEND.
996
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:51,230
BUT SHE'S NOT YOUR FRIEND.
- SHE'S A SACRIFICIAL LAMB.
997
00:37:51,233 --> 00:37:53,103
THAT'S NOT OKAY.
- NO, SHE'S NOT YOUR FRIEND.
998
00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:54,600
- KYLE'S AN ANGRY BITCH.
999
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:56,270
SHE JUST IS.
1000
00:37:56,266 --> 00:37:58,466
THAT'S ALL SHE WILL BE.
KNOW THAT.
1001
00:37:58,467 --> 00:38:00,227
I CAN'T EVEN
CALL HER AN ALPHA-BITCH
1002
00:38:00,233 --> 00:38:02,233
'CAUSE I DON'T
RESPECT HER ENOUGH.
1003
00:38:02,233 --> 00:38:03,633
SHE WAS JUST A BITCH,
YOU KNOW?
1004
00:38:03,633 --> 00:38:05,033
- SHE DOES CALL ME A LIAR.
1005
00:38:05,033 --> 00:38:07,103
WHAT'S WITH THIS "OH,
YOU PRETEND TO BE ALL NICE"?
1006
00:38:07,100 --> 00:38:08,930
- BUT THAT'S WHO I AM,
KYLE.
1007
00:38:08,934 --> 00:38:10,474
- NO, THAT'S
NOT WHO YOU ARE, CAMILLE.
1008
00:38:10,467 --> 00:38:12,797
THAT'S WHO YOU
ARE PRETENDING TO BE.
1009
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,970
- SHE BACKTRACKS.
SHE SHOULD'VE BEEN A LAWYER.
1010
00:38:14,967 --> 00:38:16,527
LIKE, SHE,
LIKE, MAKES AN ARGUMENT
1011
00:38:16,533 --> 00:38:18,503
AND THEN, LIKE, GOES
AGAINST IT, AND THEN, LIKE,
1012
00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:20,630
GOES AGAINST HER OWN ARGUMENT.
IT'S LIKE, THAT'S INTERESTING,
1013
00:38:20,633 --> 00:38:23,203
BUT I PROFILE SERIAL KILLERS--
YOU'RE VERY WEAK.
1014
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:26,130
I MEAN, SHE'S VERY WEAK.
1015
00:38:26,133 --> 00:38:27,803
LIKE, WHEN SHE GETS TO
THE END OF HER LIFE,
1016
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,800
SHE'S NOT GONNA
LOOK AT IT AND SAY,
1017
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:33,100
"OH, I DID A GOOD JOB, LIKE,
DEFILING AND IRRITATING
1018
00:38:33,100 --> 00:38:35,430
EVERYBODY I KNEW."
SHE'LL BE LIKE,
1019
00:38:35,433 --> 00:38:38,373
"WOW, NOBODY CARES
WHERE I AM NOW. THAT SUCKS."
1020
00:38:38,367 --> 00:38:39,797
- WELL...
1021
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:42,130
- I THINK YOU'RE MORE ON
TO HER PERSONAL LIFE
1022
00:38:42,133 --> 00:38:44,503
WITH HER HUSBAND
THAN SHE WANTS TO ACCEPT
1023
00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:46,000
AND SHE WAS EVEN WILLING
TO ACCEPT IT.
1024
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,700
- HE LOVES HIS NANNIES.
YOU CAN'T FAULT HIM.
1025
00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:49,200
SHE'S AN ICY BITCH.
1026
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:50,430
- [giggles]
1027
00:38:50,433 --> 00:38:53,933
HE LOVES MORE
THAN HIS NANNIES.
1028
00:38:53,934 --> 00:38:55,704
- OH, YOU GUYS.
1029
00:38:55,700 --> 00:38:58,500
- I JUST--BUT--
[laughter]
1030
00:38:58,500 --> 00:39:00,900
HE LOVES WOMEN IN GENERAL.
LET'S JUST SAY THAT.
1031
00:39:00,900 --> 00:39:02,200
- LET'S BE NICE.
1032
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:03,970
- I'M NOT SAYING
HE'S CHEATING ON HER.
1033
00:39:03,967 --> 00:39:06,497
- GIRL, I DIDN'T SAY
YOU SAID THAT AT ALL.
1034
00:39:06,500 --> 00:39:08,270
- THE THING
THAT UPSET ME THE MOST
1035
00:39:08,266 --> 00:39:11,166
WAS KNOWING THAT THEY
WERE TRYING TO INSINUATE
1036
00:39:11,166 --> 00:39:12,896
IT WAS SOMETHING
WITH MY HUSBAND.
1037
00:39:12,900 --> 00:39:14,630
SAYING THAT
HE LIKED THE NANNIES.
1038
00:39:14,633 --> 00:39:15,933
WE DON'T
EVEN HAVE ANY NANNIES.
1039
00:39:15,934 --> 00:39:17,434
- ISN'T THIS DELICIOUS?
1040
00:39:17,433 --> 00:39:21,073
- THAT WAS DEFINITELY
PLANNED AND SET-UP
1041
00:39:21,066 --> 00:39:23,396
TO MAKE
MY HUSBAND LOOK BAD.
1042
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:24,800
HE WAS UPSET, I WAS UPSET.
1043
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:28,200
- I JUST KNOW THAT
HE REALLY LOVES WOMEN.
1044
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,500
- IT WAS TERRIBLE.
1045
00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:32,200
- COMING UP...
1046
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:35,230
- I SAW INTERNET PICTURES
OF HER WITH HER LEGS SPREAD.
1047
00:39:35,233 --> 00:39:36,833
- WHO?
- WHO?
1048
00:39:41,900 --> 00:39:43,870
- THEY ALL LEFT AND
WENT IN ONE CAR,
1049
00:39:43,867 --> 00:39:47,297
AND LEFT ME
TO GO HOME BY MYSELF.
1050
00:39:47,300 --> 00:39:50,830
[phone ringing]
1051
00:39:50,834 --> 00:39:53,904
- I MISSED THE PART OF...
- IT'S KIM.
1052
00:39:53,900 --> 00:39:55,270
- WHAT SHE SAID
ABOUT YOU AND LISA.
1053
00:39:55,266 --> 00:40:01,296
[phone ringing]
1054
00:40:01,300 --> 00:40:04,070
- WELL, THAT GIRL--
THAT WOMAN WAS VERY STRANGE.
1055
00:40:04,066 --> 00:40:05,996
SHE WAS REALLY STRANGE.
1056
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,230
- I FELT LIKE I WAS
IN THE HOUSE OF HORRORS.
1057
00:40:08,233 --> 00:40:10,273
- [sigh]
[phone ringing]
1058
00:40:10,266 --> 00:40:11,766
- I WAS REALLY
FRUSTRATED WITH KIM
1059
00:40:11,767 --> 00:40:13,867
BECAUSE SHE DID NOT
HAVE MY BACK AND SHE KNEW THAT.
1060
00:40:13,867 --> 00:40:15,727
- SO WHO WANTS TO GO
TO THE BEVERLY HILLS HOTEL
1061
00:40:15,734 --> 00:40:17,534
POLO LOUNGE--
- WHOO-HOO!
1062
00:40:17,533 --> 00:40:19,603
- POLO LOUNGE?
- POLO LOUNGE.
1063
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:21,470
- YES.
[phone ringing]
1064
00:40:31,300 --> 00:40:33,800
- I SAW INTERNET PICTURES
OF HER WITH HER LEGS SPREAD.
1065
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,200
- WHO?
- WHO?
1066
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:37,570
- CAMILLE.
1067
00:40:37,567 --> 00:40:40,027
I WAS JUST PULLING UP
ALL OF THESE CRAZY THINGS,
1068
00:40:40,033 --> 00:40:44,133
AND THIS PHOTOGRAPH
THAT I SAW WAS SO OBNOXIOUS.
1069
00:40:44,133 --> 00:40:45,673
ABOUT SHE WAS SAYING
SHE WAS A LINGERIE MODEL.
1070
00:40:45,667 --> 00:40:47,497
- SHE WAS IN PLAYBOY.
- YEAH, SHE WAS IN PLAYBOY.
1071
00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:48,930
- REALLY? OH, GOOD.
- YEAH.
1072
00:40:48,934 --> 00:40:50,604
- NO, I DON'T KNOW,
I'M SAYING WASN'T SHE?
1073
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:52,500
- HOW DO YOU ZOOM OUT--
- [gasp]
1074
00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:53,970
- SO YOU CAN SEE THE FACE?
1075
00:40:53,967 --> 00:40:55,997
- CAN I ASK A QUESTION?
- WHAT IS THAT?
1076
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,570
WHAT IS THAT?
I CAN'T SEE THAT.
1077
00:40:57,567 --> 00:40:59,267
WHAT IS THAT?
1078
00:40:59,266 --> 00:41:01,666
- THAT'S HER--THAT'S--
- LISA, STOP.
1079
00:41:01,667 --> 00:41:03,227
- LET ME HAVE A LOOK.
- LISA, STOP.
1080
00:41:03,233 --> 00:41:05,873
- LET ME HAVE A LOOK.
- HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
1081
00:41:05,867 --> 00:41:10,567
- AFTER I LEFT HER HOUSE,
SHE WAS FAIR GAME.
1082
00:41:10,567 --> 00:41:12,397
AND I MEAN FAIR GAME.
1083
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,770
- [giggles]
- LET'S HAVE A LOOK AGAIN.
1084
00:41:14,767 --> 00:41:16,167
- NO, HOLD ON.
- [giggles]
1085
00:41:16,166 --> 00:41:18,196
- FAYE,
WHEN WAS THAT TAKEN?
1086
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:21,500
- WELL, SHE SAID '93,
DIDN'T SHE--OR '94?
1087
00:41:21,500 --> 00:41:23,430
- WHAT--YOU THINK
SHE TALKED ABOUT THIS?
1088
00:41:23,433 --> 00:41:26,403
- SHE DID!
SHE SAID SHE WAS A MODEL FOR--
1089
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:31,670
NO, WELL, I--IT LOOKS
LIKE THE PORN ADULT BUSINESS.
1090
00:41:31,667 --> 00:41:33,727
- WHY WOULD
YOU KEEP NAKED PICTURES
1091
00:41:33,734 --> 00:41:35,804
OF SOMEBODY YOU KNEW
IN AN EMAIL?
1092
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,070
LIKE, THAT'S KINDA CREEPY.
1093
00:41:37,066 --> 00:41:38,426
I FELT LIKE
IT WAS A SET-UP.
1094
00:41:38,433 --> 00:41:40,703
IT HAPPENED RIGHT
AFTER MY DINNER PARTY,
1095
00:41:40,700 --> 00:41:43,230
AND THE PICTURES JUST
APPEARED ON KYLE'S CELL PHONE
1096
00:41:43,233 --> 00:41:45,733
OR FAYE'S CELL PHONE?
COME ON, GIRLS.
1097
00:41:45,734 --> 00:41:47,534
YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT.
1098
00:41:47,533 --> 00:41:49,403
- KELSEY WOULD'VE
KICKED THEM OUT OF THE HOUSE.
1099
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,070
HE WOULD'VE KICKED THEM OUT--
- NO, HE WOULDN'T.
1100
00:41:51,066 --> 00:41:52,366
- KELSEY
WOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN THAT,
1101
00:41:52,367 --> 00:41:53,627
ESPECIALLY WITH YOU.
- MM-MMM.
1102
00:41:53,633 --> 00:41:55,173
HE WOULD'VE
SAID, "GET OUT NOW."
1103
00:41:55,166 --> 00:41:56,526
I TRIED TO KICK THEM OUT
IN A SUBTLE TONE
1104
00:41:56,533 --> 00:41:57,773
AND THEY DIDN'T LEAVE.
1105
00:41:57,767 --> 00:41:59,127
AND I'M LIKE,
"THEN [bleep] LEAVE."
1106
00:41:59,133 --> 00:42:00,503
- THANK YOU.
- HE'S NOT HERE.
1107
00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:01,930
- MM-HMM.
- I KNOW IT WASN'T POPULAR
1108
00:42:01,934 --> 00:42:03,634
THAT I SAID IT, BUT...
- MM-HMM.
1109
00:42:03,633 --> 00:42:05,773
- I DON'T MEAN ME, BUT
YOU GOTTA HAVE SOMEBODY ELSE
1110
00:42:05,767 --> 00:42:09,567
TO HAVE THE OTHER SIDE, BECAUSE
IT'S ALWAYS GONNA BE THIS.
1111
00:42:09,567 --> 00:42:11,567
- NO, I AGREE WITH YOU.
1112
00:42:11,567 --> 00:42:13,797
I HAVE BEEN FRIENDS
WITH HER FOR 20 YEARS.
1113
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,030
CAMILLE CAN HANDLE HERSELF.
1114
00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:17,533
- I CAN HANDLE MYSELF.
THE ONLY THING IS...
1115
00:42:17,533 --> 00:42:19,703
- NO, CAMILLE CAN'T
FIGHT HER OWN BATTLES.
1116
00:42:19,700 --> 00:42:22,700
KELSEY COULD KICK
THEIR TEETH OUT, AND WOULD.
1117
00:42:22,700 --> 00:42:24,200
- YEAH,
BUT CAMILLE IS FINE.
1118
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,270
- BUT CAMILLE--
BUT CAMILLE'S A SWEETIE.
1119
00:42:26,266 --> 00:42:28,196
SHE'S AN ANGEL.
- SHE IS, SHE IS A SWEETIE.
1120
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:30,630
- ANGELS DON'T FIGHT BATTLES.
NOT ANGELS LIKE YOU.
1121
00:42:30,633 --> 00:42:33,803
- AW, THANK YOU.
- BUT DON'T APOLOGIZE TO HER.
1122
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:35,770
- HERE'S THE THING,
I'M TRYING TO MAKE PEACE--
1123
00:42:35,767 --> 00:42:37,967
- YOU REDEFINE BOUNDARIES.
1124
00:42:37,967 --> 00:42:39,997
YOU TELL THEM
THEY'RE FULL OF [bleep].
1125
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,200
- I AGREE.
- IF YOU HAD A GUN ON YOUR HIP,
1126
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:45,200
AND THEY ALL DID, IT
WOULD'VE BEEN A DIFFERENT PLAY.
1127
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:49,530
- ALL I KNOW IS THIS,
1128
00:42:49,533 --> 00:42:52,173
I FEEL LIKE
I WAS SO SET-UP TONIGHT.
1129
00:42:52,166 --> 00:42:54,266
- KYLE SET THAT UP.
- SHE SET IT UP.
1130
00:42:54,266 --> 00:42:56,096
- TOTALLY.
- BECAUSE KYLE BROUGHT FAYE.
1131
00:42:56,100 --> 00:42:58,830
- KYLE IS A CONSPIRATOR.
- YEAH, I NOTICED THAT.
1132
00:42:58,834 --> 00:43:00,704
- KNOW THAT.
1133
00:43:00,700 --> 00:43:02,830
- THANK GOD,
OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD.
1134
00:43:02,834 --> 00:43:04,304
DEAR GOD,
THIS IS NOT GOOD.
1135
00:43:04,300 --> 00:43:05,570
- WHERE DID IT COME FROM?
1136
00:43:05,567 --> 00:43:07,397
- I MEAN,
THAT'S NOT LINGERIE.
1137
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:08,800
THERE'S NO LINGERIE THERE.
1138
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,700
- I DON'T--I CAN'T TELL.
1139
00:43:10,700 --> 00:43:12,770
- SERIOUSLY?
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
1140
00:43:12,767 --> 00:43:14,327
THAT DOESN'T
LOOK LIKE HER FACE?
1141
00:43:14,333 --> 00:43:15,873
- WELL, I'VE NEVER
SEEN HER FROM THAT ANGLE.
1142
00:43:15,867 --> 00:43:17,997
[laughter]
1143
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,870
- I LIKE--THERE'S
NO FACE THERE, EXCEPT--
1144
00:43:20,867 --> 00:43:22,727
- OH, MY GOD.
- SUNGLASSES, FRIENDS.
1145
00:43:22,734 --> 00:43:24,734
- SHE WAS IN PLAYBOY.
'CAUSE SHE SAID.
1146
00:43:24,734 --> 00:43:26,304
- WELL,
WHAT'S WRONG WITH PLAYBOY?
1147
00:43:26,300 --> 00:43:28,000
BUT THAT'S A LITTLE BIT
STRONGER THAN...
1148
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,070
- THAT'S NOT PLAYBOY.
THAT'S NOT PLAYBOY, I AGREE.
1149
00:43:30,066 --> 00:43:34,296
- SHE CAN SPIN HER WEB OF
THAT SHE'S RIGHT TONIGHT,
1150
00:43:34,300 --> 00:43:36,630
BUT SHE'S GONNA HAVE TO
LIVE THE REST OF HER LIFE OUT,
1151
00:43:36,633 --> 00:43:39,633
AND I KNOW WHAT IT IS.
1152
00:43:42,867 --> 00:43:44,397
- SHE LOVES THAT CIGARETTE.
1153
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:47,400
SHE REALLY LIKES THAT.
1154
00:43:54,934 --> 00:43:57,934
- OOOH.
1155
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,530
- TO LEARN MORE
ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES
1156
00:44:04,533 --> 00:44:06,003
GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.
1157
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,000
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