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- THE SUN ALWAYS SHINES
IN BEVERLY HILLS,
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BUT NOT ON EVERYONE.
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- EVERYTHING MIGHT LOOK PERFECT,
BUT IT'S NOT.
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IT'S A LAND OF MAKE-BELIEVE.
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- THIS TOWN RUNS ON STATUS.
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STATUS CAN COME FROM MONEY,
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CONNECTIONS, FAME,
OR EVEN LOOKS.
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- YOU COULD BE THE TOAST
OF THE TOWN ONE DAY
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AND A NOBODY THE NEXT.
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IT CAN ALL GO AWAY
IN AN INSTANT.
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- BUT IF YOU CAN PLAY
THE GAME,
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THERE'S NOWHERE BETTER
TO LIVE.
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[upbeat music]
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- IT MAY LOOK LIKE
I HAVE IT ALL,
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BUT I WANT MORE.
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- IN BEVERLY HILLS,
IT'S WHO YOU KNOW,
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AND I KNOW EVERYONE.
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- MONEY IS WHAT I HAVE,
NOT WHO I AM.
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- I WAS A CHILD STAR,
BUT NOW MY MOST IMPORTANT ROLE
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IS BEING A MOTHER.
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- IN A TOWN FULL OF PHONIES,
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I'M NOT AFRAID TO BE REAL.
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- IT'S TIME FOR ME TO COME OUT
OF MY HUSBAND'S SHADOW
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AND SHINE.
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- BREAKFAST.
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MY NAME'S LISA VANDERPUMP.
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GOOD BOY.
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DO YOU WANT A DRINKIE FIRST?
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AND I LIVE IN A GATED COMMUNITY
IN BEVERLY HILLS.
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I LOVE LIVING HERE.
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I MEAN, IT REALLY IS LIKE
A FANTASY LAND.
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I JUST LOVE THIS HOUSE
AND IT'S SO ROMANTIC
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AND IT'S KIND OF DESIGNED
LIKE A FRENCH CHATEAU.
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I JUST THINK THERE'S EVERYTHING
YOU NEED HERE.
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YOU CAN LITERALLY LIVE HERE AND
NOT GO ANYWHERE ELSE.
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KEN?
- YES?
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- DARLING?
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KEN?
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- YEAH?
- WHERE ARE YOU?
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- I'M IN THE SITTING ROOM.
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- LET'S GO FIND DADDY.
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I MARRIED KEN TODD
WHEN I WAS 21.
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MY HUSBAND CALLS ME
A SEX OBJECT.
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HE SAYS EVERY TIME HE WANTS SEX,
I OBJECT.
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- THANKS A LOT.
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- I SAY TO HIM, "YOU KNOW WHAT?
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"CHRISTMAS AND BIRTHDAYS,
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"AND IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY,
NOT MINE.
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THAT'S ANOTHER DAY OFF."
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- SHE IS A VERY FUNNY PERSON.
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- [chuckles]
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I HAVE TWO CHILDREN.
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PANDORA'S 24.
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MAX IS 18.
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THEY'VE FLED THE NEST,
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SO THEY'VE LEFT ME
WITH A BIG OLD EMPTY HOUSE,
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SO I HAD NO CHOICE
BUT TO FILL IT
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WITH MY LITTLE FURRY FRIENDS.
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THIS IS JIGGY WHO GOES
EVERYWHERE WITH ME.
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GIVE ME A KISS, JIGGY.
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MWAH.
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[dog barks]
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- MY TWO...
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PIKACHU AND LOLLIPOP.
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THEY ARE MY LITTLE BOYS
AND GIRLS.
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- I'M NOT DOING--
TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE READY.
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- WE SHOULD AT LEAST DO WEIGHT.
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IT'S A BIT MORE MANLY
THAN JUST DOING THIS.
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- STOP TRYING
TO BE SUCH A MAN.
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KEN AND I HAVE 26 RESTAURANTS,
BARS, CLUBS.
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WE USED TO HAVE A GAY CLUB IN
LONDON CALLED THE SHADOW LOUNGE.
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THE FRONT GUY WAS CEDRIC.
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- DID YOU SEE MY PHOTOS,
BY THE WAY?
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- I LIKE THE HEADSHOTS.
I THOUGHT THEY WERE GREAT.
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- MY EYES ARE AMAZING.
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HAVE YOU NOTICED A DIFFERENCE?
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- YEAH.
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HE USED TO KIND OF BE THE--
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YOU KNOW, THE BEAUTIFUL FACE
ON THE DOOR.
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YEAH, NO, YOUR EYES
DO LOOK GOOD.
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- WHAT ELSE IS GOOD?
GIVE ME COMPLIMENTS.
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YOU KNOW I LIKE IT.
- THAT'S IT.
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THAT'S THE ONLY THING
THAT'S GOOD.
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[laughter]
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BUT HE DID KIND OF START
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TO JUST MERGE WITH OUR FAMILY.
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- I JUST HOPE HE REALLY
IS GAY,
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BECAUSE HE SPENDS A LOT
OF TIME WITH MY WIFE.
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IF HE WASN'T GAY,
I WOULD BE VERY ANNOYED.
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- CEDRIC WAS LIVING IN LONDON
WHEN WE MOVED TO L.A.
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WE TRIED TO GET AWAY FROM HIM,
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BUT HE FOLLOWED US OVER HERE.
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- KEN AND LISA HAVE TRIED
TO SORT OF LOSE ME
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ON THEIR WAY.
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THEY MOVED FROM
THREE DIFFERENT CONTINENTS
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AND I STILL FOUND THEM.
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- I SAID HE COULD STAY
WITH US FOR--
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WELL, UNTIL HE GOT SORTED.
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HE'S LIVED WITH US FOR A YEAR,
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9 MONTHS, 3 WEEKS,
2 DAYS, AND 14 HOURS.
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- AT THE MOMENT,
I'M OKAY HERE.
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AND I THINK
I'LL STAY FOR A BIT.
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- YOU'RE LIVING HERE
FOR TWO YEARS?
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- I'M NEVER LEAVING.
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- OH, YES, YOU ARE.
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- NEVER.
- YES, YOU ARE.
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[dog barks]
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- MY NAME IS ADRIENNE MALOOF...
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PAUL!
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AND I LIVE ACROSS
THE STREET FROM LISA.
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I GREW UP BEING
VERY INDEPENDENT.
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OF COURSE, WITH ALL BROTHERS,
I HAD TO BE.
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I'M PART OF
THE MALOOF COMPANIES,
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WHICH IS A VERY DIVERSIFIED
FAMILY BUSINESS.
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OUR FAMILY BUSINESS CONSISTS
OF AN NBA BASKETBALL TEAM,
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THE SACRAMENTO KINGS...
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THE PALMS CASINO
IN LAS VEGAS...
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WE'RE IN THE
SKATEBOARDING BUSINESS.
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- ♪♪ DO NOT SAY GOOD-BYE ♪♪
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- WE'RE IN THE MUSIC BUSINESS,
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PARTNERS WITH INTERSCOPE
RECORDS.
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MY FATHER INSTILLED
IN US A WORK ETHIC THAT
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IT'S WONDERFUL TO HAVE MONEY,
BUT YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR IT.
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WE'VE BEEN HARD WORKERS
OUR WHOLE LIFE.
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- THAT HAND UP.
ONE.
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- HEY. HA HA HA!
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- MISS VEGAS IS BACK.
- MIKE!
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I'M MARRIED
TO A PLASTIC SURGEON.
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HIS NAME IS PAUL NASSIF.
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I JUST SAW THE PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES.
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- COME ON.
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- CAN I KISS YOU HELLO
OR AM I TOO SWEATY FOR YOU?
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- NO.
OOH.
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- [indistinct]
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- UGH.
YOU SMELL.
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UM, CHECK THAT OUT.
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- WOW.
- WOW.
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GEORGE MALOOF
AND THE MALOOF FAMILY.
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- PAUL IS NOT INVOLVED
IN THE MALOOF COMPANIES AT ALL.
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PAUL AND I KEEP
EVERYTHING SEPARATE.
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- AND A $1 MILLION FUNDRAISER
FOR THE DNC.
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- GUESS WHO DIDN'T GO.
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- OH, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT,
PAUL?
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- SHE'S A DEMOCRAT.
- WHO CARES?
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- I'M A REPUBLICAN.
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- LISTEN.
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THE FIRST AFRICAN-AMERICAN
PRESIDENT.
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THAT IS HISTORY.
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OUR CHILDREN WILL
BE READING THIS
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AND HE DOESN'T GO.
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- IF I EVER DO MY THING,
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WOULD YOU GO?
- YES.
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- YOU NEVER WENT
WITH ME ON MANY THINGS.
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- LISTEN.
I MAY HAVE NOT AGREED WITH
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THE LAST PRESIDENT
AND HIS POLICIES--
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- WELL, SAME THING HERE.
- LET ME FINISH.
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BUT GUESS WHAT.
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I RESPECT HIM AS THE LEADER
OF OUR COUNTRY.
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- WELL, OF COURSE.
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I'M SURE HE'S VERY CHARISMATIC.
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- SO AS THE LEADER
OF OUR COUNTRY,
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IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE
IF YOU WENT.
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- WE'RE BOTH
TYPE "A" PERSONALITIES,
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SO THE TWO
TYPE "A" PERSONALITY
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IS OBVIOUSLY ONCE
IN A WHILE GONNA DO THIS.
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I'M IN THE MIDDLE
OF WORKING OUT RIGHT NOW AND--
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- OKAY, WELL, I'M NOT--
- [indistinct]
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- NO, HE WON'T DO A TAKEDOWN.
HIM?
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I TRIED ONE ON HIM.
DID HE TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED?
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
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- SHE RUINED MY BACK
FOR TWO WEEKS.
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SHE'S THE MOST POWERFUL
PETITE WOMAN
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I'VE EVER MET IN MY
ENTIRE LIFE.
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- SO LET'S JUST SAY SOMEBODY
APPROACHES ME
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AND THEY'RE GRABBING MY ARM.
- ALL RIGHT.
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- I WOULD DO THIS.
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SEE THAT?
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I WOULD SAY I HAVE
A FEW CLOSE FRIENDS
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AND A LOT OF ACQUAINTANCES.
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- UM, I'LL HAVE
A THREE-SHOT LATTE.
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- GIRL?
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GROWING UP IN EXTREME WEALTH,
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YOU HAVE TO SOMETIMES
BE CAREFUL.
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I CHOOSE WISELY
WHO MY FRIENDS ARE.
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I WAS THINKING ABOUT INVITING
SOME OF MY FRIENDS--
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AND OF COURSE
I WANT YOU TO COME--
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TO THE LAST GAME OF
THE KINGS NBA SEASON,
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WHICH WE PLAY THE LAKERS.
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I'VE KNOWN TAYLOR
FOR THREE YEARS.
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OUR CHILDREN GO
TO SCHOOL TOGETHER
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AND THAT'S HOW I ORIGINALLY
MET HER.
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I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA
BE A KINGS FAN.
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- OF COURSE I'M GONNA
BE A KINGS FAN.
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YOU KNOW, I'M LOYAL, BABY.
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- I KNOW.
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- ADRIENNE IS A GODMOTHER
OF MY DAUGHTER KENNEDY.
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- SO I THOUGHT YOU, LISA,
MYSELF.
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AND, YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK
YOU'VE MET CAMILLE YET.
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CAMILLE GRAMMER.
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- NO, BUT I'VE HEARD
SO MUCH ABOUT HER.
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SHE SOUNDS LOVELY.
- YEAH.
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- I'M SURE WE'LL
HAVE A GOOD TIME.
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- OH, A BLAST.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
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- MY NAME IS CAMILLE GRAMMER.
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I'M A DANCER AND I HAVE BEEN
MY WHOLE LIFE.
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I USED TO DANCE ON CLUB MTV.
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DANCE, FOR ME, IS FREEDOM.
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IT'S HOW I EXPRESS MYSELF.
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A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK
THEY KNOW ME,
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'CAUSE I'M MARRIED TO
A CELEBRITY, BUT THEY DON'T.
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HEY.
GIVE ME A HUG.
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MMM.
I JUST LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
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I'M A MOTHER OF TWO.
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THIS IS GONNA SOUND CRAZY
AND DON'T JUDGE ME.
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NO, I HAVE FOUR NANNIES
AND THEY ROTATE.
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- THERE'S TWO SETS OF NANNIES.
TWO FOR EACH CHILD.
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- NOT ONLY DO WE TAKE CARE
OF THE KIDS HERE,
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WE TRAVEL WITH THEM
ALL OVER THE PLACE.
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- A TYPICAL DAY IS BASICALLY,
YOU KNOW,
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WAKING UP WITH
THE KIDS AND, UM,
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GETTING THEM READY FOR SCHOOL.
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- AND THEN TAKE HIM
TO HIS VARIOUS
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EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES.
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- AND JUST BECAUSE SOMEBODY
HIRES NANNIES,
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE
NOT A GOOD MOTHER
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AND THEY'RE NOT THERE
FOR THEIR CHILDREN.
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I'M HERE ALL THE TIME
FOR MY CHILDREN.
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SO HOW'S YOUR BROTHER?
- OKAY.
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- HOW'S JUDE--OKAY?
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HEY, ASH, HOW'S JUDE FEELING?
231
00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,330
- HE SEEMED ALL RIGHT.
- IS HE DOING BETTER?
232
00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:56,473
- YEAH, HE'S DOING OKAY NOW.
- THAT'S GREAT.
233
00:09:56,467 --> 00:09:57,767
- YEAH.
234
00:09:57,767 --> 00:10:00,697
- I FEEL LIKE I LIVE
IN MY OWN PRIVATE RETREAT.
235
00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:02,400
17 ACRES TOTAL.
236
00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:07,030
IT'S BASICALLY A SMALL PARK
WITH A, YOU KNOW, POND.
237
00:10:07,033 --> 00:10:09,833
WE HAVE A POOL.
238
00:10:09,834 --> 00:10:12,974
A TENNIS COURT.
239
00:10:12,967 --> 00:10:15,167
UM, WE HAD HORSES.
NO LONGER.
240
00:10:15,166 --> 00:10:16,196
- DAD!
241
00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,930
- HI, HONEY.
242
00:10:18,934 --> 00:10:21,934
- UM, YEAH, I'M MARRIED
TO KELSEY GRAMMER AND,
243
00:10:21,934 --> 00:10:24,874
YES, HE'S AN ACTOR
AND A CHARACTER.
244
00:10:24,867 --> 00:10:26,627
- HEY, BUDDY.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
245
00:10:26,633 --> 00:10:28,633
- DO IT.
DO IT!
246
00:10:28,633 --> 00:10:32,003
- I'VE SPENT 13 YEARS MARRIED
TO CAMILLE.
247
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,270
SHE HAS TAKEN A, UH--
248
00:10:34,266 --> 00:10:36,566
WHAT YOU MIGHT SAY
A BACKSEAT TO MY LIFE.
249
00:10:36,567 --> 00:10:39,027
I THINK IT'S TIME
FOR CAMILLE TO--
250
00:10:39,033 --> 00:10:41,003
TO GET A LITTLE ATTENTION.
251
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,470
- AHH!
252
00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:43,827
- [chuckles]
253
00:10:43,834 --> 00:10:45,904
YES, BIG JOE.
HUH, WHO'S ROMEO JOE?
254
00:10:45,900 --> 00:10:47,470
GOOD BOY.
ALL RIGHT.
255
00:10:47,467 --> 00:10:49,227
LEAVING THE FAMILY
IS NEVER EASY.
256
00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:51,503
IT'S JUST SOMETIMES THERE
ARE THINGS THAT CALL US AWAY.
257
00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:52,730
WE HAVE TO DO IT.
258
00:10:52,734 --> 00:10:54,074
- WHY DON'T I START
GRABBING SOME SHIRTS
259
00:10:54,066 --> 00:10:55,066
OUT OF THE CLOSET FOR YOU?
260
00:10:55,066 --> 00:10:56,166
- ALL RIGHT, SURE.
- OKAY.
261
00:10:56,166 --> 00:10:57,596
- THANKS.
262
00:10:57,600 --> 00:11:00,270
GET THE SHIRTS THAT
MAKE ME LOOK REALLY GAY.
263
00:11:00,266 --> 00:11:02,596
- THE ONES THAT MAKE
YOU LOOK GAY?
264
00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:04,730
IS THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE DOING
A GAY SHOW?
265
00:11:04,734 --> 00:11:08,134
- I GOT A CALL MENTIONING
LA CAGE AUX FOLLES
266
00:11:08,133 --> 00:11:11,073
AND IT SEEMED TO ME LIKE THIS
WAS REALLY A GREAT IDEA
267
00:11:11,066 --> 00:11:12,396
AND A GREAT OPPORTUNITY
AND CERTAINLY
268
00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:14,000
THE RIGHT ROLE
TO GO PLAY IN NEW YORK.
269
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:17,770
- WHAT DO I DO WHEN THE KIDS
START GETTING ALL CRAZY?
270
00:11:17,767 --> 00:11:19,127
JUST SAY, "DAD"?
271
00:11:19,133 --> 00:11:20,533
- TELL 'EM YOU'RE GONNA
TELL THEIR FATHER.
272
00:11:20,533 --> 00:11:21,703
- OKAY.
273
00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:23,430
I LOVE YOU.
274
00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:24,633
BE SAFE.
275
00:11:24,633 --> 00:11:26,803
I'M USED TO HIM GOING AWAY
FOR TWO WEEKS
276
00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:29,800
AT THE MOST,
BUT NOT A WHOLE YEAR.
277
00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:31,030
- BYE, BABE!
278
00:11:31,033 --> 00:11:32,773
- BYE!
279
00:11:32,767 --> 00:11:34,767
- GOOD-BYE-BYE!
280
00:11:34,767 --> 00:11:36,067
- BYE!
281
00:11:36,066 --> 00:11:38,296
BUT I FEEL THAT THIS
IS AN OPPORTUNITY
282
00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:41,400
FOR ME TO SHOW
THAT I AM MY OWN PERSON.
283
00:11:44,734 --> 00:11:46,704
- COMING UP ON
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES...
284
00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:48,030
- WHAT IF I WANT TO--
- WE'VE LOOKED AT EVERYTHING.
285
00:11:48,033 --> 00:11:49,703
THERE'S NOTHING OUT.
- ANOTHER WHAT?
286
00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:51,400
SHE ALL OF A SUDDEN
THROWS AT ME THAT,
287
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:52,700
YOU KNOW, "MAYBE I'LL HAVE
ANOTHER BABY."
288
00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:54,470
DON'T NEED A HUSBAND FIRST?
289
00:12:10,066 --> 00:12:12,166
- MY NAME'S TAYLOR ARMSTRONG.
290
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:13,526
I GREW UP IN OKLAHOMA,
291
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:16,603
YOU KNOW, IN A NORMAL
MIDDLE-CLASS FAMILY.
292
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:20,300
I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING
INSIDE OF ME SINCE I WAS SMALL
293
00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:25,170
THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING REALLY
BIG FOR ME IN MY LIFE.
294
00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:27,826
I WAS ALMOST ENVIOUS
IN SOME RESPECTS
295
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:30,274
OF PEOPLE WHO WERE CONTENT
IN LIVING
296
00:12:30,266 --> 00:12:33,166
THE MIDDLE-CLASS LIFESTYLE
THAT THEY HAD.
297
00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:34,626
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH
EASIER NOT TO HAVE
298
00:12:34,633 --> 00:12:36,333
SUCH ENORMOUS ASPIRATIONS.
299
00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:39,273
IT'S A LOT OF PRESSURE.
300
00:12:39,266 --> 00:12:41,096
- HI, HONEY.
- HI.
301
00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:42,600
SO WE READY TO HAVE FUN?
302
00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,930
OKAY, THIS, UNFORTUNATELY,
HAS TO MOVE.
303
00:12:44,934 --> 00:12:46,104
CAN YOU PUT THAT--
304
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:47,370
- SEE?
ALREADY DIRECTING.
305
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,267
OKAY.
- JUST PUT THAT OVER THERE.
306
00:12:49,266 --> 00:12:50,526
PLEASE. PLEASE.
307
00:12:50,533 --> 00:12:52,303
- TAYLOR HAD WANTED
TO GET SOME FILLER DONE
308
00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:54,030
ON THE SIDE OF HER TEMPLES,
309
00:12:54,033 --> 00:12:55,573
SO SHE WENT TO MY HUSBAND.
310
00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:57,897
I THOUGHT THAT THAT PROCEDURE
PROBABLY DIDN'T NEED
311
00:12:57,900 --> 00:13:03,470
TO BE DONE ON TAYLOR.
312
00:13:03,467 --> 00:13:05,127
IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN?
313
00:13:05,133 --> 00:13:06,573
- WHAT?
314
00:13:06,567 --> 00:13:08,027
- THAT?
315
00:13:08,033 --> 00:13:09,233
- THAT'S LIDOCAINE.
316
00:13:09,233 --> 00:13:11,803
- I KNOW THE SURPRISE
ON MY FACE WAS,
317
00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:14,130
LIKE, THAT OF TERROR.
318
00:13:14,133 --> 00:13:15,773
- THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
319
00:13:15,767 --> 00:13:17,367
- I'M STARTING TO SWEAT.
320
00:13:17,367 --> 00:13:18,767
- NO, IT'S FINE.
IT'S FINE, ADRIENNE.
321
00:13:18,767 --> 00:13:19,927
- ALL RIGHT.
322
00:13:19,934 --> 00:13:21,274
I WAS A LITTLE SHOCKED.
323
00:13:21,266 --> 00:13:24,296
AND THAT WAS ONLY THE SECOND
TIME HE HAD DONE THAT.
324
00:13:27,233 --> 00:13:29,303
- BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ARE
A DIME A DOZEN AROUND HERE,
325
00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:34,970
ESPECIALLY 20-YEAR-OLD
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.
326
00:13:34,967 --> 00:13:37,597
AND MY HUSBAND IS MASCULINE.
327
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,170
THERE'S NO BLURRING THAT ISSUE.
328
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:41,666
OH, MY GOODNESS.
HELP ME.
329
00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:44,867
LIKE, "OH, LORD, HE'S GONNA
LEAVE ME FOR A 20-YEAR-OLD."
330
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:48,927
VERY PRETTY.
331
00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:55,367
I AM MARRIED
TO RUSSELL ARMSTRONG.
332
00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:58,397
HE'S A VENTURE CAPITALIST
AND INVESTMENT BANKER.
333
00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:02,070
- SO WHAT'S THE LATEST
WITH YOUR LITTLE COMPANY?
334
00:14:02,066 --> 00:14:04,226
- I WOULD LOVE IT IF YOU
WOULDN'T CALL MY COMPANY LITTLE.
335
00:14:04,233 --> 00:14:07,973
MY CURRENT BUSINESS IS
HIGH-LEVEL MANAGEMENT CONSULTING
336
00:14:07,967 --> 00:14:09,797
AND I DON'T WANT TO PUT
MYSELF IN A POSITION
337
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:12,530
WHERE I DON'T HAVE THE ABILITY
TO CARE FOR MYSELF
338
00:14:12,533 --> 00:14:15,033
IN THE EVENT THAT ONE
OF THESE DAYS,
339
00:14:15,033 --> 00:14:17,433
YOU KNOW, THE YOUNGER,
BETTER THING COMES ALONG
340
00:14:17,433 --> 00:14:21,433
AND--AND--
YOU KNOW, THINGS HAPPEN.
341
00:14:21,433 --> 00:14:23,473
- BY THE WAY,
342
00:14:23,467 --> 00:14:25,967
HEATHER'S GONNA BE
IN TOWN NEXT WEEK.
343
00:14:25,967 --> 00:14:28,967
- I JUST READ ONLINE THAT
YOU PUT $10 MILLION
344
00:14:28,967 --> 00:14:31,967
INTO HER PHONE COMPANY.
345
00:14:31,967 --> 00:14:33,997
I LOVE HOW I'M GETTING
THE FORBES MAGAZINE
346
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:37,700
PRESS RELEASE THAT YOU INVESTED
$10 MILLION.
347
00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:39,000
- I KNOW IT'S VERY RISKY,
348
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,600
BUT I'M ACTUALLY
VERY EXCITED ABOUT IT.
349
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,070
- I WOULD SAY OUR MARRIAGE
IS ABOUT 80% BUSINESS
350
00:14:44,066 --> 00:14:48,096
AND 20% ROMANCE.
351
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,770
BUT THAT'S SOMETHING
I SIGNED UP FOR.
352
00:14:58,834 --> 00:15:00,374
- DID YOU GUYS WANT
TO USE BUBBLE WRAP OR--
353
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,497
- I HEARD EVERYBODY
LOVED THAT MOVIE.
354
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,070
- WHAT?
355
00:15:03,066 --> 00:15:04,396
- ARE YOU GONNA SIT THERE
OR ARE YOU GONNA DO SOMETHING?
356
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,930
I'M KIM RICHARDS
AND I'M A SINGLE MOM.
357
00:15:05,934 --> 00:15:07,474
I HAVE FOUR KIDS.
358
00:15:07,467 --> 00:15:09,627
THREE FROM TWO MARRIAGES
AND ONE
359
00:15:09,633 --> 00:15:11,133
FROM A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP.
360
00:15:11,133 --> 00:15:13,433
- STOP.
THAT'S MY HAIR.
361
00:15:13,433 --> 00:15:15,473
THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
YOU JERK.
362
00:15:15,467 --> 00:15:17,667
- I SHARE CUSTODY
WITH MY KIDS' FATHERS,
363
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,697
BUT RIGHT NOW,
ALL FOUR ARE HOME WITH ME.
364
00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:22,230
ARE YOU JUST GONNA SIT THERE
OR ARE YOU GONNA DO SOMETHING?
365
00:15:22,233 --> 00:15:24,203
- I'M GONNA HELP.
366
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,230
- LOOK AT GRANDMA.
367
00:15:26,233 --> 00:15:28,133
- LET ME SEE. WHAT?
368
00:15:28,133 --> 00:15:30,673
- MY MOM GAVE ME AMAZING ADVICE.
369
00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:34,097
"BE CAREFUL NOT TO MAKE YOUR
WHOLE LIFE YOUR KIDS, KIMBERLY.
370
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,870
BECAUSE ONE DAY YOU'LL
END UP ALL BY YOURSELF."
371
00:15:36,867 --> 00:15:41,567
SHE CHOSE TO MAKE HER LIFE ALL
ABOUT HER KIDS.
372
00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:44,027
I CHOSE TO FOLLOW
MY MOM'S FOOTSTEPS.
373
00:15:44,033 --> 00:15:45,233
IT'S A CHOICE I MADE.
374
00:15:45,233 --> 00:15:47,303
- I'M GONNA LOOK THROUGH THESE.
375
00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:49,000
- THAT'S MOM WHEN
SHE WAS LITTLE.
376
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,100
- I KNOW.
377
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:51,600
- SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
378
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,030
- WE'VE SEEN ALL THAT.
- DON'T LOOK AT THOSE.
379
00:15:53,033 --> 00:15:54,673
THAT'S JUST MOM WHEN
SHE'S LITTLE.
380
00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:56,527
- YEAH, WELL, YOU HAVE SEEN 'EM,
LIKE, A THOUSAND TIMES.
381
00:15:56,533 --> 00:16:00,533
- MY CHILDHOOD WAS DIFFERENT
THAN THE AVERAGE CHILD.
382
00:16:00,533 --> 00:16:03,073
WHEN WE MOVED TO CALIFORNIA,
I HAD ALREADY DONE
383
00:16:03,066 --> 00:16:04,426
SEVERAL COMMERCIALS,
384
00:16:04,433 --> 00:16:06,273
AND BY THE TIME I WAS FOUR,
385
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,026
I WAS ON A TELEVISION
SERIES CALLED
386
00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:09,233
NANNY AND THE PROFESSOR.
387
00:16:09,233 --> 00:16:10,733
BY THE TIME I WAS TEN,
388
00:16:10,734 --> 00:16:13,204
I WAS SIGNED
TO WALT DISNEY STUDIOS.
389
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,430
I WAS NOT JUST A CHILD ACTRESS.
390
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,403
I WAS, YOU KNOW,
THE "DISNEY GIRL."
391
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:20,900
- WE DON'T KNOW WHY WE DO
ALL THESE THINGS.
392
00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:22,970
WE DON'T KNOW HOW
IT ALL STARTED.
393
00:16:22,967 --> 00:16:24,427
LOOK AT MY STAND-IN.
394
00:16:24,433 --> 00:16:27,333
HIS NAME WAS ANGELO AND--
395
00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:28,873
- THAT WAS YOUR STAND-IN?
- YES.
396
00:16:28,867 --> 00:16:30,097
- WHAT?
397
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:31,370
- I DID MAGNUM P.I.,
398
00:16:31,367 --> 00:16:33,527
POLICE WOMAN, MEDICAL CENTER,
MEDICAL STORY,
399
00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:34,903
CHiPS.
400
00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:37,230
- YOU'RE MAKING IT ALL SOUND SO
EASY AND IT'S NOT.
401
00:16:37,233 --> 00:16:38,633
- I KNOW IT'S NOT, BABY.
402
00:16:38,633 --> 00:16:40,973
- PONCH, I'VE HURT
SO MANY PEOPLE.
403
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:42,297
- I WAS QUITE FAMOUS.
404
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:43,800
THANK YOU.
I LOVE YOU.
405
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,200
YOU'VE ALL BEEN SO GOOD TO ME.
406
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,800
I LIKE THIS PICTURE TOO.
407
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,630
I DEFINITELY DIDN'T
DO THE SAME THINGS
408
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,503
THAT OTHER TEENAGERS DID.
409
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,070
I DIDN'T GO TO SCHOOL.
410
00:16:52,066 --> 00:16:53,696
I DIDN'T GET TO, YOU KNOW,
BE A BROWNIE
411
00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:55,270
OR A GIRL SCOUT.
412
00:16:55,266 --> 00:16:57,096
I DIDN'T GET TO RIDE
ON THE SCHOOL BUS,
413
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,600
BUT I HAD AN AMAZING CAREER.
414
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:03,070
I'VE HAD MY FAME,
AND I GRACEFULLY WALKED AWAY,
415
00:17:03,066 --> 00:17:07,396
AND IN THAT TIME FRAME
I BECAME A FULL-TIME MOM.
416
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,170
- WAS THIS WHEN
AUNT KATHY HAD--
417
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:10,766
- PARIS.
- THAT'S AUNT KATHY,
418
00:17:10,767 --> 00:17:12,567
AUNT KYLE, AND I,
AND PARIS.
419
00:17:12,567 --> 00:17:13,967
I HAVE TWO SISTERS.
420
00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:16,167
MY OLDEST SISTER
IS KATHY HILTON.
421
00:17:16,166 --> 00:17:17,766
HER DAUGHTER IS PARIS.
422
00:17:17,767 --> 00:17:19,327
PARIS DECIDED
SHE WAS GONNA GO OUT
423
00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:23,173
AND BE SOMETHING
FOR HERSELF AND SHE DID.
424
00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:25,326
AND I'D GONE OUT
TO DINNER WITH HER
425
00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:27,203
AND AS WE CAME OUT,
THEY'RE LIKE,
426
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,430
"KIM! KIM! PARIS! PARIS!"
427
00:17:29,433 --> 00:17:32,973
AND PARIS LOOKED OVER
AT ME LIKE, "WHO ARE YOU?"
428
00:17:32,967 --> 00:17:35,597
AND I'M LIKE--THEY'RE LIKE,
"PARIS, DON'T FORGET.
429
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,230
YOUR AUNT WAS HERE FIRST,"
AND I WAS LIKE,
430
00:17:37,233 --> 00:17:38,373
"OH, YEAH, HONEY.
STEP ASIDE.
431
00:17:38,367 --> 00:17:40,297
DON'T FORGET.
I WAS HERE FIRST."
432
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:42,030
AND SHE WAS LIKE, "AUNT KIM!"
433
00:17:42,033 --> 00:17:45,033
AND THEY'RE LIKE, "PARIS,
YOUR AUNT'S AN ICON."
434
00:17:45,033 --> 00:17:46,533
[mumbles]
AND SHE'S LIKE, "WAIT.
435
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,103
I'M AN ICON TOO."
436
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:50,030
THEY'RE LIKE, "YEAH, BUT YOUR
AUNT WAS AN ICON FIRST."
437
00:17:58,967 --> 00:18:01,327
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A BIGGER
HOME FOR MONTHS,
438
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:03,633
BUT RIGHT NOW,
I'M REALLY UNDER THE GUN.
439
00:18:03,633 --> 00:18:05,573
MY CURRENT LEASE ENDS
IN TWO WEEKS
440
00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:08,127
AND I HOPE THAT
THIS ONE IS THE ONE.
441
00:18:08,133 --> 00:18:10,633
COME ON, PORTIA.
442
00:18:10,633 --> 00:18:11,833
[sighs]
443
00:18:11,834 --> 00:18:15,034
- OKAY, SO YOU GET
TO SEE
444
00:18:15,033 --> 00:18:16,903
THE FULL LAY OF THE LAND
WHEN YOU WALK IN,
445
00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:18,670
WHICH IS NICE
AND BRIGHT AND OPEN.
446
00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:20,997
A BIG KITCHEN.
- THAT'S WHAT I REALLY LOVE.
447
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,570
- BIG KITCHEN.
THERE'S A SCREEN THAT GOES
448
00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:24,397
OVER THIS IF IT'S TOO BRIGHT.
449
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,730
- EVEN THOUGH
I'M YOUNGER THAN KIM,
450
00:18:25,734 --> 00:18:28,404
I FEEL A SENSE
OF RESPONSIBILITY FOR HER.
451
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,670
HER DIVORCE SET HER BACK
FINANCIALLY FOR SURE
452
00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:32,627
AND I WORRY ABOUT HER.
453
00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,933
- IT'S SO CHARMING
AND SO PRETTY,
454
00:18:34,934 --> 00:18:37,104
BUT I NEED MORE BEDROOMS.
455
00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:39,230
- I'M SCARED YOU'RE GONNA
END UP, YOU KNOW,
456
00:18:39,233 --> 00:18:40,833
TRYING TO GET FIVE BEDROOMS
FOR THE KIDS
457
00:18:40,834 --> 00:18:42,234
AND THEY BOTH MIGHT,
YOU KNOW, MOVE OUT.
458
00:18:42,233 --> 00:18:43,703
- BUT I STILL WANT THEM
TO HAVE A PLACE
459
00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:45,730
EVEN WHEN THEY DO LEAVE,
460
00:18:45,734 --> 00:18:48,634
TO COME HOME AND SAY,
"OH, HERE'S MY SPACE."
461
00:18:48,633 --> 00:18:52,203
- KIM HAS REALLY MADE HER KIDS
SO MUCH THE FOCUS OF HER LIFE
462
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,100
THAT SHE DOESN'T HAVE
A LOT OF GREAT GIRLFRIENDS.
463
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,670
SHE'S VERY ISOLATED.
464
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,427
FOR YOU TO HAVE ALL OF THAT,
THAT'S GONNA BE A FORTUNE.
465
00:18:57,433 --> 00:18:59,233
YOU ALSO HAVE TO BE THINKING,
YOU KNOW, FOUR KIDS.
466
00:18:59,233 --> 00:19:00,733
YOU'RE PUTTING THEM
ALL THROUGH COLLEGE.
467
00:19:00,734 --> 00:19:03,374
KIM HAS ALWAYS
BEEN A BIG SPENDER.
468
00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:05,327
AS SOON AS SHE TURNED 18
AND GOT THE MONEY
469
00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:06,873
FROM HER MOVIES
AND HER TV SHOWS,
470
00:19:06,867 --> 00:19:10,467
THAT DAY, SHE WENT OUT AND
BOUGHT A GORGEOUS PORSCHE.
471
00:19:10,467 --> 00:19:12,997
SHE DEFINITELY HAS
AN ISSUE WITH SPENDING.
472
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,270
SEEMS PERFECT, RIGHT?
473
00:19:14,266 --> 00:19:15,596
- NO, I LIKE IT.
474
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,570
- BUT?
475
00:19:17,567 --> 00:19:19,497
- KIM'S IN SCHOOL.
476
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,030
IT'S GONNA BE TOO MUCH--
477
00:19:21,033 --> 00:19:23,673
I THINK IT MIGHT BE TOO FAR OUT
FOR ME TO MAKE THE DRIVE.
478
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,330
- FIRST, YOU TELL ME THAT YOU
WANT TO BE CLOSER TO ME
479
00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:31,433
AND ALL OF US AND THEN YOU TELL
ME THAT IT'S TOO FAR
480
00:19:31,433 --> 00:19:32,533
FROM KIMBERLY'S SCHOOL.
481
00:19:32,533 --> 00:19:34,433
I CANNOT KEEP LOOKING LIKE THIS.
482
00:19:34,433 --> 00:19:35,933
I DON'T WANT YOU JUST TO SETTLE.
483
00:19:35,934 --> 00:19:37,634
THIS IS YOUR HOME,
WHICH IS YOUR SANCTUARY.
484
00:19:37,633 --> 00:19:40,233
I GET THAT,
BUT SERIOUSLY--
485
00:19:40,233 --> 00:19:42,173
WE'VE LOOKED AT EVERYTHING.
THERE'S NOTHING OUT THERE.
486
00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:43,526
ANOTHER WHAT?
487
00:19:43,533 --> 00:19:44,703
- BABY.
488
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:46,370
DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.
489
00:19:46,367 --> 00:19:48,297
- YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.
490
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:51,400
- BABIES BRING SO MUCH JOY
TO A HOME.
491
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,730
I MIGHT WANT MY OWN.
492
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:55,034
AND WHY NOT?
I MAKE BEAUTIFUL BABIES.
493
00:19:55,033 --> 00:19:57,473
- OKAY, YOU'VE LOST IT.
494
00:19:57,467 --> 00:19:58,967
THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE HAVING
ANOTHER BABY.
495
00:19:58,967 --> 00:20:00,327
I'M SORRY.
496
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,733
SHE ALL OF A SUDDEN
THROWS AT ME THAT,
497
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:04,104
YOU KNOW, "MAYBE
I'LL HAVE ANOTHER BABY."
498
00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:06,070
DON'T NEED A HUSBAND FIRST?
499
00:20:11,266 --> 00:20:13,266
- COMING UP ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES...
500
00:20:13,266 --> 00:20:14,966
- HOLY [bleep].
501
00:20:14,967 --> 00:20:16,927
- SHE'S LIKE, "OH, MY GOD.
LISA! LISA! LISA!"
502
00:20:16,934 --> 00:20:19,134
AND I'M LIKE,
"OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE."
503
00:20:19,133 --> 00:20:22,633
[thud]
- OH, MY GOD.
504
00:20:37,834 --> 00:20:39,104
- DON'T START WITHOUT ME.
505
00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:41,430
- I'M SORRY.
SORRY.
506
00:20:41,433 --> 00:20:42,833
- HEY, GUESS WHAT.
- I COULDN'T WAIT ANY LONGER.
507
00:20:42,834 --> 00:20:44,204
- ADRIENNE JUST CALLED.
508
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,070
- ADRIENNE MALOOF?
- YEAH.
509
00:20:46,066 --> 00:20:48,326
ADRIENNE AND I,
WE'VE LIVED ACROSS THE ROAD
510
00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:50,073
FROM EACH OTHER FOR FIVE YEARS.
511
00:20:50,066 --> 00:20:52,126
SHE'S INTO ALL
THIS KIND OF FUNNY KICKBOXING
512
00:20:52,133 --> 00:20:53,403
AND STUFF LIKE THAT,
AND SHE GOES,
513
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,600
"HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
514
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,670
I CAN TAKE
A 200-POUND MAN DOWN."
515
00:20:56,667 --> 00:21:00,927
AND I'M LIKE, "WHY WOULD
YOU WANT TO DO THAT?"
516
00:21:00,934 --> 00:21:04,074
SHE INVITED US TO SEE
THE SACRAMENTO KINGS
517
00:21:04,066 --> 00:21:05,826
PLAY THE LAKERS.
518
00:21:05,834 --> 00:21:08,004
WHEN ADRIENNE SAYS,
"COME WITH ME,"
519
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,200
YOU KNOW, AND SHE'S
CHARTERING A JET--
520
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,500
IT'S LIKE,
"YOU'RE GOING WITH ADRIENNE?
521
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:12,700
SAY YES."
522
00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:14,270
WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH JIGGY?
523
00:21:14,266 --> 00:21:18,326
- WELL, DOESN'T ADRIENNE
OR HER FAMILY OWN THE KINGS?
524
00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:19,803
- YEAH.
- SURELY, THEY HAVE AN ASSISTANT
525
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,200
UP THERE THAT COULD
LOOK AFTER HIM.
526
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,170
- WOULD LOOK AFTER
HIM DURING THE GAME.
527
00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:25,366
- YEAH, WELL, WHEN WILL WE GO?
WHEN IS IT?
528
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,527
- NO, NOT YOU.
KYLE AND I.
529
00:21:27,533 --> 00:21:30,033
KYLE'S MY PARTNER IN CRIME.
530
00:21:30,033 --> 00:21:31,703
WE'RE VERY CLOSE.
531
00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:33,230
I ADORE HER.
532
00:21:33,233 --> 00:21:35,273
SHE'S VERY FUNNY.
SHE MAKES ME LAUGH.
533
00:21:35,266 --> 00:21:37,726
SHE'S ALSO GOT A HANDBAG FETISH
THAT EVERY TIME
534
00:21:37,734 --> 00:21:40,134
SHE FINDS A NEW HANDBAG,
SHE ACTS LIKE
535
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,773
SHE'S FOUND THE CURE
FOR CANCER.
536
00:21:49,333 --> 00:21:50,803
- GOOD TO GO.
537
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,930
I'M KYLE RICHARDS-UMANSKY.
538
00:21:52,934 --> 00:21:55,834
I GREW UP AS A CHILD ACTRESS.
539
00:21:55,834 --> 00:21:58,604
I STARTED ACTING WHEN
I WAS THREE YEARS OLD.
540
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,530
AS MY MOM USED TO SAY,
I STARTED VERY LATE,
541
00:22:00,533 --> 00:22:03,633
BECAUSE MY SISTER KIM STARTED
AT SIX MONTHS OLD.
542
00:22:03,633 --> 00:22:04,903
HI.
- HOW ARE YOU?
543
00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:06,330
- GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU?
544
00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:08,633
MY FIRST FEATURE FILM,
I PLAYED
545
00:22:08,633 --> 00:22:10,533
THE YOUNGER VERSION
OF KIM
546
00:22:10,533 --> 00:22:12,833
IN THE MOVIE ESCAPE
TO WITCH MOUNTAIN.
547
00:22:12,834 --> 00:22:15,034
FROM THERE, I WENT ON AND I--
548
00:22:15,033 --> 00:22:17,473
MY FIRST TV SERIES WAS
LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE.
549
00:22:17,467 --> 00:22:20,067
- MINE.
I'M GONNA NAME HIM "MINE."
550
00:22:20,066 --> 00:22:22,766
- I DID THE ORIGINAL MOVIE
HALLOWEEN.
551
00:22:22,767 --> 00:22:25,627
- WHERE ARE YOU?
552
00:22:25,633 --> 00:22:26,833
[screams]
553
00:22:26,834 --> 00:22:28,274
- WHEN IS THE LAST TIME
YOU WATCHED THE MOVIE?
554
00:22:28,266 --> 00:22:29,526
HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED IT
AS AN ADULT?
555
00:22:29,533 --> 00:22:31,173
- I HAVE WATCHED IT
AS AN ADULT
556
00:22:31,166 --> 00:22:32,426
AND IT IS REALLY SCARY.
557
00:22:32,433 --> 00:22:34,433
I'M BEING INTERVIEWED
THIS MORNING
558
00:22:34,433 --> 00:22:36,103
REGARDING THE MOVIE HALLOWEEN.
559
00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:37,270
FIRST DAY ON SET,
THEY SAID,
560
00:22:37,266 --> 00:22:39,226
"LET ME HEAR YOU SCREAM."
561
00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:40,933
I WAS A GOOD SCREAMER.
562
00:22:40,934 --> 00:22:43,004
I JUST TAKE LITTLE BREAKS
IN BETWEEN CHILDREN.
563
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,800
I WORK, HAVE A BABY.
564
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,800
I WORK AGAIN,
I HAVE ANOTHER BABY.
565
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,900
IN THIS MOVIE FRIENDSHIPS,
SECRETS, AND LIES,
566
00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:52,370
TINA LOUISE WALKS UP TO ME
AND SHE LOOKS AT ME
567
00:22:52,367 --> 00:22:55,027
AND SHE GOES,
"YOUR MOTHER'S A WHORE!"
568
00:22:55,033 --> 00:22:58,073
ESPECIALLY IF SOMEBODY UPSETS ME
IN THIS BUSINESS,
569
00:22:58,066 --> 00:23:00,266
I THINK, "SCREW THEM.
I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHER BABY."
570
00:23:05,633 --> 00:23:07,303
YOU WANT TO GO WITH SOPHIA
AND HELP WITH THE SALAD?
571
00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:09,030
- WAIT.
HOW CAN SHE HELP WITH THE SALAD?
572
00:23:09,033 --> 00:23:10,303
- DON'T BE MEAN.
573
00:23:10,300 --> 00:23:12,100
SHE LIKES TO THINK
SHE'S HELPING.
574
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:14,570
SEE?
[mouthing silently]
575
00:23:14,567 --> 00:23:19,067
I HAD A VERY DIFFERENT
UPBRINGING
576
00:23:19,066 --> 00:23:20,726
THAN I'M GIVING MY CHILDREN.
577
00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:21,874
GO GIVE DADDY HIS--
578
00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:23,197
- IF I HAVE TO START PACKING,
579
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,530
CAN YOU GET A BAG OUT FOR ME
FOR WASHINGTON D.C.?
580
00:23:25,533 --> 00:23:28,773
- OH, MY GOD.
581
00:23:28,767 --> 00:23:30,667
SHE'S LEAVING FOR FIVE DAYS.
582
00:23:30,667 --> 00:23:32,567
MY MOM WAS NOT YOUR
TYPICAL MOM
583
00:23:32,567 --> 00:23:35,997
AND I DEFINITELY DID NOT HAVE
YOUR AVERAGE UPBRINGING.
584
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,630
I DROVE MYSELF
TO WORK EVERY DAY.
585
00:23:38,633 --> 00:23:42,833
NOT EXACTLY YOUR TYPICAL
13-YEAR-OLD GIRL.
586
00:23:42,834 --> 00:23:45,674
- IN SIXTH GRADE, WHEN I WAS
GOING TO MALIBU FOR A NIGHT--
587
00:23:45,667 --> 00:23:46,927
IT WAS, LIKE, A SLEEPOVER.
588
00:23:46,934 --> 00:23:48,974
SHE SOBBED FOR HOURS.
589
00:23:48,967 --> 00:23:51,727
- FIRST OF ALL--
590
00:23:51,734 --> 00:23:53,374
[laughter]
591
00:23:53,367 --> 00:23:54,767
THEY DON'T BELIEVE ME.
592
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:56,197
- I DO BELIEVE YOU.
593
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:59,600
- AND FARRAH WAS LOOKING
OUT THE WINDOW GOING--
594
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,600
NO TALKING.
NO TALKING.
595
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,670
ANYBODY WHO KNOWS ME KNOWS THAT
I AM OBSESSED WITH MY KIDS.
596
00:24:04,667 --> 00:24:07,827
BORDERING ON ABNORMAL,
BUT THAT'S OKAY.
597
00:24:10,567 --> 00:24:12,797
MY HUSBAND IS IN REAL ESTATE.
598
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,470
VERY HIGH-END REAL ESTATE.
599
00:24:14,467 --> 00:24:16,197
CRAZY-EXPENSIVE HOMES
600
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:19,700
ON UPWARDS TO $100+ MILLION.
601
00:24:19,700 --> 00:24:21,830
- WE NEED TO SET THE TABLE.
602
00:24:21,834 --> 00:24:22,934
- ALEXIA DID.
603
00:24:22,934 --> 00:24:24,574
- SHE DID ALREADY?
- YEAH.
604
00:24:24,567 --> 00:24:26,727
- KIND OF CHILLY OUTSIDE.
I'M GONNA GET A SWEATSHIRT.
605
00:24:26,734 --> 00:24:28,134
- I DON'T WANT TO SIT OUT THERE.
IT'S COLD.
606
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,373
- WE'RE NOT SITTING OUTSIDE.
WE'RE SITTING IN.
607
00:24:29,367 --> 00:24:30,667
- HE'S COOKING OUTSIDE.
608
00:24:30,667 --> 00:24:32,127
- ONE OF THE ISSUES
THAT WE TEND TO HAVE
609
00:24:32,133 --> 00:24:34,803
IS SOMETIMES--IS REALLY
JUST SPENDING HABITS.
610
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,370
I DO HOWEVER LIVE
BY THE PHILOSOPHY
611
00:24:37,367 --> 00:24:39,567
THAT I'D RATHER
BE HAPPY THAN RIGHT.
612
00:24:39,567 --> 00:24:41,667
SOMETIMES I JUST ALLOW HER
TO BE RIGHT
613
00:24:41,667 --> 00:24:43,367
EVEN THOUGH I KNOW I'M RIGHT.
614
00:24:43,367 --> 00:24:44,627
- SO ON YOUR OFF TIME,
WILL YOU PLEASE,
615
00:24:44,633 --> 00:24:45,933
I BEG YOU, NOT PLAY GOLF?
616
00:24:45,934 --> 00:24:48,334
- IT'S THE PARTNERS MATCH PLAY
ON THAT WEEKEND.
617
00:24:48,333 --> 00:24:49,973
- YOU'RE LYING TO ME.
- I SWEAR TO GOD.
618
00:24:49,967 --> 00:24:52,697
- I'M VERY FORTUNATE THAT MY
HUSBAND IS SUCCESSFUL ENOUGH
619
00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:54,130
THAT I DON'T HAVE TO WORK.
620
00:24:54,133 --> 00:24:57,203
I DO MISS IT SOMETIMES AND I DO
WORK OCCASIONALLY,
621
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,130
BUT MOST IMPORTANT THING
IS BEING A MOM.
622
00:24:59,133 --> 00:25:01,673
PLAY IN THAT MATCH,
I AM GONNA BE DOING
623
00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:03,367
MAJOR DAMAGE SHOPPING.
624
00:25:03,367 --> 00:25:05,927
- SO IF I DON'T PLAY,
YOU SPEND NOTHING, ZERO?
625
00:25:05,934 --> 00:25:07,304
- NO, NOT ZERO.
- ZERO?
626
00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:09,200
- NO.
- LET'S MAKE A DEAL.
627
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:13,200
FOR EVERY $1,000 YOU SPEND,
I PLAY 1 HOUR OF GOLF.
628
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,170
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAYBE YOU SHOULD PLAY ONE DAY.
629
00:25:15,166 --> 00:25:16,866
[laughter]
630
00:25:36,367 --> 00:25:38,997
- WHEN YOU FIRST BRING
SIX GIRLS TOGETHER
631
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,200
FOR AN EVENT,
IT'S A LITTLE SCARY,
632
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:43,770
BASICALLY 'CAUSE
YOU DON'T KNOW
633
00:25:43,767 --> 00:25:45,927
HOW ALL THE PERSONALITIES
ARE ALL GONNA FIT.
634
00:25:45,934 --> 00:25:47,474
BUT, LAKERS, KINGS--
635
00:25:47,467 --> 00:25:48,597
WOW.
WHAT A GREAT WAY
636
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:51,330
FOR A BUNCH OF GIRLS TO BOND.
637
00:25:54,967 --> 00:25:56,567
WE'RE JUST GOING UP
FOR THE DAY,
638
00:25:56,567 --> 00:25:58,667
SO I CHARTERED A PRIVATE JET.
639
00:25:58,667 --> 00:26:00,067
JUST MAKES IT A LOT EASIER.
640
00:26:00,066 --> 00:26:02,026
- HOW YOU DOING?
ANDRES.
641
00:26:02,033 --> 00:26:04,133
- I INVITED MY SISTER KIM
TO SACRAMENTO
642
00:26:04,133 --> 00:26:06,873
WITH THE GIRLS AND I
BECAUSE I REALLY WANTED HER
643
00:26:06,867 --> 00:26:07,997
TO GET TO KNOW MY FRIENDS.
644
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,930
WOO-HOO!
645
00:26:11,934 --> 00:26:13,474
- HI, I'M CHRIS.
646
00:26:13,467 --> 00:26:15,127
- I'M FRIENDS WITH ADRIENNE.
647
00:26:15,133 --> 00:26:18,133
SHE WAS MY NEIGHBOR
WHEN I LIVED IN BEVERLY HILLS.
648
00:26:18,133 --> 00:26:20,833
- I WASN'T EXACTLY SURE WHAT
TO EXPECT, YOU KNOW?
649
00:26:20,834 --> 00:26:23,204
I HADN'T MET ALL THE LADIES,
ALTHOUGH WE SEEMED
650
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,170
TO BE CONNECTED ONE WAY
OR ANOTHER
651
00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:26,466
THROUGH PEOPLE IN TOWN.
652
00:26:26,467 --> 00:26:27,927
YOU KNOW, BEVERLY HILLS
IS A SMALL PLACE
653
00:26:27,934 --> 00:26:29,774
AND WE ALL END UP AT
CHARITY EVENTS
654
00:26:29,767 --> 00:26:31,297
OR SOCIAL EVENTS TOGETHER.
655
00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:34,070
- CAN EVERYBODY RAISE THEIR
GLASSES, PLEASE?
656
00:26:34,066 --> 00:26:37,166
HERE'S TO A GREAT TRIP
TO SACRAMENTO
657
00:26:37,166 --> 00:26:38,726
AND THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING.
658
00:26:38,734 --> 00:26:41,074
[overlapping chatter]
659
00:26:41,066 --> 00:26:42,366
AND GO KINGS.
660
00:26:42,367 --> 00:26:45,767
- THAT'S RIGHT.
- GO LAKERS.
661
00:26:45,767 --> 00:26:47,667
- HERE'S TO HOPING MY BOOB
DOESN'T FALL OUT.
662
00:26:47,667 --> 00:26:48,927
- YES.
663
00:26:48,934 --> 00:26:50,504
- HERE'S TO THE EXACT OPPOSITE.
664
00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:53,300
[laughter]
665
00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:57,630
- I'LL DRINK TO THAT.
- I'LL DRINK TO THAT.
666
00:26:57,633 --> 00:27:00,003
- GOD, THIS IS GONNA SOUND
SO OBNOXIOUS.
667
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,600
BUT KELSEY AND I HAVE BEEN
FLYING PRIVATE FOR YEARS
668
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:04,330
UNTIL RECENTLY.
669
00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:05,833
NOW WE'RE TAKING
MORE COMMERCIAL.
670
00:27:05,834 --> 00:27:08,304
SO, YOU KNOW,
WE'RE--WE TRY TO BE GREEN.
671
00:27:08,300 --> 00:27:11,470
- NEVER FLY WITHOUT THIS.
672
00:27:11,467 --> 00:27:12,797
WE ARE ALL SAFE.
673
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,100
- OH, THE BIBLE?
674
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:15,230
OH, NO.
ZOHAR.
675
00:27:15,233 --> 00:27:16,773
- IT'S A JEWISH--KIND OF.
676
00:27:16,767 --> 00:27:17,827
IT'S NOT A TORAH.
IT'S A ZOHAR.
677
00:27:17,834 --> 00:27:19,074
VERY DIFFERENT.
678
00:27:19,066 --> 00:27:20,996
I DO FLY PRIVATE A LOT,
679
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,270
BUT I DON'T NECESSARILY
ENJOY IT
680
00:27:23,266 --> 00:27:25,026
AS MUCH AS OTHER PEOPLE DO.
681
00:27:25,033 --> 00:27:27,333
WE'RE GOOD.
682
00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:29,403
WOULD YOU STOP?
683
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,470
I'VE ALWAYS HAD
A FEAR OF FLYING.
684
00:27:31,467 --> 00:27:34,227
EVERY TIME I FLY,
IT'S LIKE A BIG PRODUCTION.
685
00:27:34,233 --> 00:27:37,433
IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, THIS IS,
LIKE, MY LAST MEAL PERHAPS.
686
00:27:37,433 --> 00:27:39,303
IT REALLY IS.
687
00:27:39,300 --> 00:27:41,770
WHY ARE YOU ACTING SCARED?
688
00:27:41,767 --> 00:27:43,867
- JUST HELPING YOU OUT.
689
00:27:43,867 --> 00:27:45,367
TRYING TO IDENTIFY WITH YOU.
690
00:27:45,367 --> 00:27:48,697
FLYING WITH KYLE IS NOT SUCH
A GREAT EXPERIENCE.
691
00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:50,800
LOVE HER DEARLY,
BUT I'D RATHER MEET HER THERE.
692
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,030
[electronic beeping]
HERE WE GO.
693
00:27:52,033 --> 00:27:53,303
ARE YOU OKAY?
- YOU READY?
694
00:27:53,300 --> 00:27:54,570
HERE I GO.
695
00:27:54,567 --> 00:27:56,027
- THIS IS MEAN.
DO YOU SEE WHAT SHE'S DOING?
696
00:27:56,033 --> 00:27:57,133
YOU'RE DOING THAT ON PURPOSE.
697
00:27:57,133 --> 00:27:58,433
I'M NOT LOOKING AT YOU.
698
00:27:58,433 --> 00:27:59,973
- PLEASE CHECK YOUR SEATBELTS.
699
00:27:59,967 --> 00:28:01,727
ONCE AGAIN, 50 MINUTES UP
TO SACRAMENTO.
700
00:28:01,734 --> 00:28:02,874
- I WILL BE THE FIRST CHICKEN.
701
00:28:02,867 --> 00:28:04,097
- CLEAR SKIES, 60 DEGREES.
702
00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:05,430
- CLEAR SKIES.
WOO-HOO!
703
00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:06,733
- WOULD YOU BE QUIET?
I'M PRAYING.
704
00:28:06,734 --> 00:28:08,304
- OH.
SORRY.
705
00:28:08,300 --> 00:28:10,970
- WINDY STORM AHEAD.
HERE WE GO.
706
00:28:18,567 --> 00:28:19,667
- OKAY, NOW I WANT
TO SEE OUTSIDE.
707
00:28:19,667 --> 00:28:20,867
- SHH!
I'M SERIOUS. BE QUIET.
708
00:28:20,867 --> 00:28:22,527
SHUT UP.
- YOU INTERRUPTED MY PRAYER.
709
00:28:22,533 --> 00:28:24,373
I LOVE TURBULENCE
AND HERE'S KYLE LIKE,
710
00:28:24,367 --> 00:28:26,027
"OH, MY GOD.
OH."
711
00:28:26,033 --> 00:28:27,573
- HOLY [bleep].
712
00:28:27,567 --> 00:28:29,267
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- KYLE, IT'S OKAY.
713
00:28:29,266 --> 00:28:31,796
- THE WHEELS ARE GOING UP.
714
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,330
- NO, IT FELT LIKE
IT WAS GOING BACK DOWN.
715
00:28:33,333 --> 00:28:34,433
- IT'S OKAY.
IT'S NOT.
716
00:28:34,433 --> 00:28:35,433
IT'S JUST GONNA REV BACK.
717
00:28:35,433 --> 00:28:36,433
IT'S GONNA PULL BACK.
718
00:28:36,433 --> 00:28:37,603
- NO, BUT THAT WAS WEIRD.
719
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:38,630
- SHE'S A PAIN IN THE BUTT.
720
00:28:38,633 --> 00:28:39,903
SHE'S NERVOUS.
721
00:28:39,900 --> 00:28:41,230
EVERY BUMP, SHE'S LIKE,
"OH, MY GOD.
722
00:28:41,233 --> 00:28:42,803
LISA! LISA! LISA!"
AND I'M LIKE,
723
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:44,070
"OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE."
724
00:28:44,066 --> 00:28:46,126
[thud]
725
00:28:46,133 --> 00:28:47,203
- OH, MY GOD.
726
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:50,430
[screams]
- OH, GOD.
727
00:28:50,433 --> 00:28:52,503
- COMING UP ON
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES...
728
00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:55,370
- KIM WAS AVOIDING ME
AND GIVING ME THE COLD SHOULDER
729
00:28:55,367 --> 00:28:56,897
ALL THROUGH
THE SACRAMENTO TRIP.
730
00:28:56,900 --> 00:28:59,570
JURY'S OUT ON KIM.
731
00:29:06,367 --> 00:29:07,527
[thud]
732
00:29:07,533 --> 00:29:08,633
- OH, MY GOD.
733
00:29:08,633 --> 00:29:10,473
- KYLE, CALM DOWN.
734
00:29:10,467 --> 00:29:13,167
- I DON'T LIKE THE FEELING
OF NOT KNOWING
735
00:29:13,166 --> 00:29:15,966
THE PILOTS AT ALL AND MY LIFE
IS IN THEIR HANDS
736
00:29:15,967 --> 00:29:17,327
AND THAT REALLY
STRESSES ME OUT.
737
00:29:17,333 --> 00:29:19,503
- KYLE, YOU'VE GOT TO THINK
THAT, LIKE,
738
00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:20,530
A CAR ON THE ROAD.
739
00:29:20,533 --> 00:29:21,803
IT'S LIKE BUMPS ON THE ROAD.
740
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:22,900
- MY CAR DOESN'T FLY UP
IN THE AIR LIKE THIS.
741
00:29:22,900 --> 00:29:24,100
- JUST PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER.
742
00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:25,530
SHE'S KIND OF STRANGE.
743
00:29:25,533 --> 00:29:27,433
SHE DOES HAVE
A FEW NEUROTIC THINGS
744
00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:29,433
THAT I FIND DIFFICULT
TO UNDERSTAND.
745
00:29:29,433 --> 00:29:31,103
I MEAN, IF SHE'S GOT
A HEADACHE,
746
00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:33,330
SHE'S GOT A BRAIN TUMOR,
OR A COLD,
747
00:29:33,333 --> 00:29:35,103
SHE'S GOT SWINE FLU OR
SOMETHING.
748
00:29:35,100 --> 00:29:36,530
SHE'S LIKE A NERVOUS WRECK.
749
00:29:36,533 --> 00:29:38,073
- I THOUGHT I HAD A STROKE.
HOLD ON.
750
00:29:38,066 --> 00:29:40,126
I THOUGHT I HAD A STROKE,
BUT IT WAS MY FALSE EYELASHES
751
00:29:40,133 --> 00:29:41,703
WERE MAKING ONE EYE SMALLER
THAN THE OTHER.
752
00:29:41,700 --> 00:29:45,030
- [laughs]
753
00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:47,403
- THIS IS THE BIG MAN
RIGHT HERE.
754
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,930
- OH, THIS IS THE MAN
OF MY LIFE.
755
00:29:49,934 --> 00:29:52,204
- IT'S SO BEVERLY HILLS
TO HAVE THE LITTLE DOG.
756
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,730
I THINK, YOU KNOW,
THE WOMEN IN BEVERLY HILLS
757
00:29:54,734 --> 00:29:56,874
HAVE SORT OF MADE
THAT THE THING TO DO
758
00:29:56,867 --> 00:29:59,767
IS TO CARRY A DOG AS OPPOSED
TO JUST A PURSE AS AN ACCESSORY
759
00:29:59,767 --> 00:30:00,767
AND LISA DOES IT WELL.
760
00:30:00,767 --> 00:30:01,797
SHE CAN PULL IT OFF.
761
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,230
- THIS IS A TEACUP.
762
00:30:04,233 --> 00:30:05,533
- YEAH.
763
00:30:05,533 --> 00:30:07,003
- OH, JIGGY'S A RIOT.
764
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,800
IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S NOT REAL.
765
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:12,370
IT LOOKS LIKE IT RUNS
ON BATTERIES OR SOMETHING.
766
00:30:12,367 --> 00:30:14,227
- WHEN I FIRST MET KYLE,
WE WERE AT
767
00:30:14,233 --> 00:30:15,503
A BIRTHDAY PARTY
FOR A ONE-YEAR-OLD.
768
00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:16,970
- YEAH.
EXACTLY.
769
00:30:16,967 --> 00:30:18,997
- SO SHE HAS--HOW MANY CHILDREN
DO YOU HAVE NOW?
770
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,500
- I HAVE FOUR DAUGHTERS.
771
00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:23,330
AND I WAS, LIKE, BREASTFEEDING
MY YOUNGEST, PORTIA,
772
00:30:23,333 --> 00:30:24,803
AND SHE'S LIKE,
"DO YOU WANT ANY MORE?"
773
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:25,800
I'M LIKE, "MAYBE."
AND SHE'S LIKE,
774
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:26,930
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
775
00:30:26,934 --> 00:30:28,074
- I HAD A SURROGATE--
776
00:30:28,066 --> 00:30:31,066
SURROGATE CARRY
MY TWO CHILDREN.
777
00:30:31,066 --> 00:30:34,166
SO THAT MAKES IT
A LOT EASIER.
778
00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:36,226
- I KNOW SOME OF MY FRIENDS
WOULD GIVE
779
00:30:36,233 --> 00:30:40,503
THEIR RIGHT ARM TO BE ABLE
TO CARRY A BABY, SO--
780
00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:42,730
- IT'S SUCH A POSITIVE
EXPERIENCE, IF YOU CAN.
781
00:30:42,734 --> 00:30:45,304
- THE GREAT PERK IS YOU GET
TO KEEP THAT GREAT FIGURE.
782
00:30:45,300 --> 00:30:48,330
THAT SEEMS TO WORK OUT NICELY.
783
00:30:48,333 --> 00:30:51,033
[laughter]
784
00:30:51,033 --> 00:30:52,573
- KYLE, YOU SURVIVED.
785
00:30:52,567 --> 00:30:53,597
- OKAY, WE LANDED.
786
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:55,170
- I'M ALIVE!
- WHOO!
787
00:30:55,166 --> 00:30:56,696
- YOO-HOO!
788
00:30:56,700 --> 00:30:59,000
- NOW I CAN HAVE FUN.
789
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,200
- OKAY, BRING IT ON.
790
00:31:05,633 --> 00:31:07,333
- COME ON.
791
00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:08,373
WEE-WEE.
792
00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:10,197
NO, STOP SCRATCHING.
793
00:31:24,567 --> 00:31:25,997
CAN YOU TAKE THAT?
794
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,030
THANK YOU.
795
00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:35,130
- ADRIENNE REALLY WENT
ALL OUT FOR THIS TRIP,
796
00:31:35,133 --> 00:31:36,803
BETWEEN THE JET
AND THE LIMO,
797
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,430
AND THEN AS SOON
AS WE LANDED
798
00:31:38,433 --> 00:31:40,473
WE WERE WHISKED OFF
TO A BEAUTIFUL RESTAURANT.
799
00:31:40,467 --> 00:31:42,367
- I'M JUST GONNA HAVE
THE TUNA TARTARE.
800
00:31:42,367 --> 00:31:43,867
- THESE ARE PARTY FAVORS.
801
00:31:43,867 --> 00:31:48,367
[overlapping chatter]
802
00:31:48,367 --> 00:31:49,897
EVERYBODY GRAB YOUR PARTY FAVOR.
803
00:31:49,900 --> 00:31:51,600
[laughter]
804
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:53,330
KIM, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU.
805
00:31:53,333 --> 00:31:56,703
- KYLE IS VERY COMFORTABLE
AROUND A LOT OF PEOPLE
806
00:31:56,700 --> 00:31:58,170
AND I'M NOT.
807
00:31:58,166 --> 00:32:00,966
- DOES JIG--DOES HE EVER WALK
ON THE GROUND?
808
00:32:00,967 --> 00:32:02,397
- HE JUST DID.
- WHERE?
809
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:04,030
- HE DID FOUR STEPS
AND A WEE-WEE.
810
00:32:04,033 --> 00:32:05,733
[overlapping chatter]
811
00:32:05,734 --> 00:32:07,374
- FOUR STEPS AND A WEE-WEE.
812
00:32:07,367 --> 00:32:08,597
- [in British accent]
FOUR STEPS AND A WEE-WEE
813
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:09,730
WHEN NO ONE LOOKS.
814
00:32:09,734 --> 00:32:11,474
- THAT IS NOT AN ENGLISH ACCENT,
DARLING.
815
00:32:11,467 --> 00:32:12,627
- WHATEVER.
816
00:32:12,633 --> 00:32:13,973
- WE NEED TO WORK ON IT.
817
00:32:13,967 --> 00:32:16,567
THEY KEEP GOING ON WITH THIS
FAUX ENGLISH ACCENT.
818
00:32:16,567 --> 00:32:18,227
I'M LIKE, "OH, GOD."
819
00:32:18,233 --> 00:32:19,573
- [in British accent]
NO, THIS IS EXACTLY--
820
00:32:19,567 --> 00:32:21,767
THIS IS HOW YOU TALK.
- DO I TALK LIKE THAT?
821
00:32:21,767 --> 00:32:23,427
- SHE CAN--WHEN SHE SAYS
"JIGGY,"
822
00:32:23,433 --> 00:32:24,773
IT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE YOU.
823
00:32:24,767 --> 00:32:27,397
- THAT'S THE ONLY WORD
SHE GETS RIGHT.
824
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:28,600
SEE?
825
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,000
I LOVE TO TEASE HER
ABOUT IT
826
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,000
AND SHE SAYS THAT
I'M NOT GOOD AT IT,
827
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,430
BUT I REALLY, REALLY AM.
828
00:32:32,433 --> 00:32:34,233
YOU KNOW, I DON'T GIVE
A FLYING FROG, YOU KNOW?
829
00:32:34,233 --> 00:32:36,373
AND IT'S LIKE, OH,
SO ELEGANT.
830
00:32:36,367 --> 00:32:38,097
- OR "COVER YOUR RAT."
831
00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:44,370
- COVER YOUR WHAT?
- COVER YOUR RAT.
832
00:32:44,367 --> 00:32:45,467
- WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
833
00:32:45,467 --> 00:32:46,767
- IT'S YOUR--
834
00:32:46,767 --> 00:32:48,067
- LISA'S LIKE, "WHAT?"
- YOUR RAT?
835
00:32:48,066 --> 00:32:49,396
- YOUR RAT IS YOUR--
836
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,670
- WHY WOULD YOUR RAT
BE UNCOVERED ANYWAY, CAMILLE?
837
00:32:51,667 --> 00:32:53,867
[laughter]
838
00:32:53,867 --> 00:32:56,897
- YOUR RAT OR KELSEY'S RAT?
839
00:32:56,900 --> 00:32:59,930
- THE CAST OF FRASIER
CAME TO ME AND THEY SAID,
840
00:32:59,934 --> 00:33:01,274
"PLEASE GET HIM
TO WEAR UNDERWEAR.
841
00:33:01,266 --> 00:33:03,126
WE'RE SICK OF HIM
NOT WEARING ANY."
842
00:33:03,133 --> 00:33:06,073
I'VE BEEN CALLED A TROPHY WIFE
AND I'M LOT MORE THAN THAT.
843
00:33:06,066 --> 00:33:08,266
I'M THE POWERHOUSE
BEHIND KELSEY GRAMMER.
844
00:33:08,266 --> 00:33:10,796
I'VE KEPT HIM ALIVE,
I'VE SAVED HIS LIFE,
845
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:12,470
AND I'M STILL HERE
WORKING WITH HIM.
846
00:33:12,467 --> 00:33:14,327
- WAIT.
WHAT?
847
00:33:14,333 --> 00:33:15,633
- YES.
848
00:33:15,633 --> 00:33:17,873
- I KNOW CAMILLE REALLY WANTS
TO BE HER OWN PERSON
849
00:33:17,867 --> 00:33:19,897
AND SHE WANTS TO BE SEEN
AS AN INDIVIDUAL.
850
00:33:19,900 --> 00:33:21,800
HER BEST BET WOULD BE
TO MAYBE NOT
851
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:25,000
TALK ABOUT KELSEY AND
MAKE IT MORE ABOUT CAMILLE.
852
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,130
- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
853
00:33:26,133 --> 00:33:31,503
- WE'RE SICK OF SEEING HIM.
854
00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:33,230
- GROWING UP AS A CHILD ACTRESS,
855
00:33:33,233 --> 00:33:35,273
I HAD NOT A WHOLE
LOT OF FRIENDS.
856
00:33:35,266 --> 00:33:38,526
I KNOW I HAVE TO WORK HARDER
BEING MORE SOCIAL,
857
00:33:38,533 --> 00:33:42,903
BUT I WASN'T CONNECTING
WITH ANYBODY REALLY.
858
00:33:53,633 --> 00:33:55,103
- HOW ARE YOU DOING?
859
00:33:55,100 --> 00:33:57,070
- SO GOOD OF YOU TO BRING YOUR
GIRLFRIENDS OUT TO MEET US ALL.
860
00:33:57,066 --> 00:33:58,396
WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN.
861
00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:59,770
DO THEY KNOW HOW
FABULOUS YOU ARE?
862
00:33:59,767 --> 00:34:01,367
SHOULD I TELL 'EM?
- YOU CAN TELL 'EM.
863
00:34:01,367 --> 00:34:02,927
- OKAY.
- WE DON'T MIND THAT.
864
00:34:02,934 --> 00:34:04,234
- HI.
- I'M TAYLOR.
865
00:34:04,233 --> 00:34:06,503
- IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
WELCOME TO SACRAMENTO.
866
00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:07,770
- MARTINA.
- HOW ARE YOU?
867
00:34:07,767 --> 00:34:08,827
- MALOOF STYLE.
868
00:34:08,834 --> 00:34:11,604
IT WAS VIP ALL THE WAY.
LOVE IT.
869
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:12,930
- THAT'S MY BROTHER.
870
00:34:12,934 --> 00:34:14,404
- OH, I WANT TO SAY HI.
- YEAH.
871
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,530
- ADRIENNE'S FAMILY
OWNS THIS WHOLE PLACE
872
00:34:16,533 --> 00:34:18,603
AND WE WERE TREATED
LIKE QUEENS.
873
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,030
- HOW ARE YOU?
874
00:34:20,033 --> 00:34:21,433
- HI.
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
875
00:34:21,433 --> 00:34:23,403
- HI. HOW ARE YOU?
NICE TO SEE YOU.
876
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:24,370
- HI.
- HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?
877
00:34:24,367 --> 00:34:25,597
WELCOME.
878
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:28,230
- I'VE MET GAVIN
AND JOE MALOOF BEFORE
879
00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:29,773
AT FAMILY FUNCTIONS
WITH ADRIENNE.
880
00:34:29,767 --> 00:34:31,327
THEY'RE SUCH A DYNAMIC FAMILY
881
00:34:31,333 --> 00:34:34,833
AND YOU CAN JUST SEE WHY THEY
HAVE SUCH AN AMAZING EMPIRE.
882
00:34:41,100 --> 00:34:44,030
- HI, OMRI.
YEAH. HOW ARE YOU?
883
00:34:44,033 --> 00:34:45,733
GOOD LUCK.
NICE TO SEE YOU.
884
00:34:45,734 --> 00:34:47,704
COME MEET MY GIRLFRIENDS.
885
00:34:47,700 --> 00:34:51,030
AS AN NBA OWNER,
YOU LEARN TO REALLY
886
00:34:51,033 --> 00:34:53,133
DEVELOP FRIENDSHIPS
WITH YOUR PLAYERS,
887
00:34:53,133 --> 00:34:54,703
SO IT'S LIKE A BIG FAMILY.
888
00:34:54,700 --> 00:34:56,670
- HOW'S THE BABY?
- WHO'S GONNA TAKE IT FOR ME?
889
00:34:56,667 --> 00:34:57,727
- YEAH?
890
00:34:57,734 --> 00:35:00,034
[overlapping chatter]
891
00:35:00,033 --> 00:35:01,233
- OKAY, COME HERE, DARLING.
892
00:35:01,233 --> 00:35:04,003
- WE MET RON ARTEST
AND, UM,
893
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,570
I THINK I MET A COUPLE
OF THE KINGS PLAYERS,
894
00:35:05,567 --> 00:35:06,797
BUT I DON'T REMEMBER
THEIR NAMES.
895
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,100
HOW AWFUL IS THAT?
BUT--
896
00:35:08,100 --> 00:35:10,330
- HEY, TYREKE.
HOW ARE YOU?
897
00:35:10,333 --> 00:35:11,373
- DOING GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU?
898
00:35:11,367 --> 00:35:12,667
- GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
899
00:35:12,667 --> 00:35:14,097
- IT'S SO FUNNY WATCHING
ADRIENNE
900
00:35:14,100 --> 00:35:15,800
WITH THESE TALL PLAYERS
AND SHE'S THIS
901
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,130
BEAUTIFUL, LITTLE,
PETITE WOMAN.
902
00:35:17,133 --> 00:35:20,833
THINK, "THIS IS THEIR BOSS."
903
00:35:20,834 --> 00:35:23,434
- I LOVE BEING COURTSIDE
ON A BASKETBALL GAME,
904
00:35:23,433 --> 00:35:25,873
AND ANYTIME KELSEY GETS TICKETS
COURTSIDE, I'M THERE.
905
00:35:25,867 --> 00:35:27,997
I NEVER HESITATE.
906
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,870
IT'S JUST A,
"YES, WE'RE GOING, HONEY.
907
00:35:29,867 --> 00:35:31,427
YES, YES.
WE'LL BE THERE COURTSIDE, YES."
908
00:35:31,433 --> 00:35:36,733
[cheers and applause]
909
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:42,270
- IF YOU GET A CHANCE TO GO
AND SEE A GAME WITH ADRIENNE,
910
00:35:42,266 --> 00:35:44,196
ABSOLUTELY,
IT'S A DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE.
911
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,470
[whistle blows]
912
00:35:45,467 --> 00:35:46,767
- OH!
913
00:35:46,767 --> 00:35:49,297
NO.
OH, MY GOD.
914
00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:50,800
PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK ME,
"WHAT'S IT LIKE
915
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:53,500
TO OWN AN NBA BASKETBALL TEAM?"
916
00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:55,570
AND IT'S NERVE-RACKING.
917
00:35:55,567 --> 00:35:58,267
YOU NOT ONLY ARE A FAN,
BUT YOU'RE AN OWNER,
918
00:35:58,266 --> 00:36:02,166
SO EVERY DRIBBLE OF THE BALL,
EVERY PASS,
919
00:36:02,166 --> 00:36:06,696
THOSE NERVES START UP
AND IT CAN BE BRUTAL AT TIMES.
920
00:36:14,133 --> 00:36:15,773
- CAMILLE'S DEFINITELY NOT SHY.
921
00:36:15,767 --> 00:36:18,667
SHE GOT UP, SHE DANCED,
SHE WAS JUST KIND OF
922
00:36:18,667 --> 00:36:19,927
SHOWING OFF A LITTLE BIT.
923
00:36:19,934 --> 00:36:21,804
- CAMILLE WAS DANCING
WITH THIS
924
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:24,070
PANTOMIME LION.
925
00:36:24,066 --> 00:36:26,226
- IT'S CALLED A MASCOT.
926
00:36:26,233 --> 00:36:30,073
- WOO-HOO!
927
00:36:30,066 --> 00:36:32,966
I'M A LAKERS FAN,
SO I FELT A LITTLE BIT GUILTY.
928
00:36:32,967 --> 00:36:34,927
[whistle blows]
929
00:36:34,934 --> 00:36:39,974
[screams]
930
00:36:39,967 --> 00:36:42,227
I WAS CHEERING FOR THE LAKERS,
BUT EVERY TIME,
931
00:36:42,233 --> 00:36:44,633
I FELT LIKE, "OH, MY GOD.
I KEEP FORGETTING THAT,
932
00:36:44,633 --> 00:36:47,203
YOU KNOW, I'M SITTING WITH
THE OWNERS AS THEIR GUEST."
933
00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:53,770
- I KNOW THAT KIM WAS SITTING
DOWN ON THE END
934
00:36:53,767 --> 00:36:57,897
WITH TAYLOR AND SHE WASN'T
QUITE COMFORTABLE.
935
00:36:57,900 --> 00:36:59,730
IT TAKES HER A WHILE
TO TRUST OTHER WOMEN.
936
00:36:59,734 --> 00:37:05,134
SHE'S A LITTLE MORE JUDGMENTAL.
937
00:37:05,133 --> 00:37:08,303
- IT WAS ALL GOOD FUN,
BUT KIM SEEMED
938
00:37:08,300 --> 00:37:11,230
MUCH MORE RESERVED AND MUCH MORE
ON THE OUTSIDE.
939
00:37:11,233 --> 00:37:15,703
MAYBE SHE WENT BACK
TO WITCH MOUNTAIN.
940
00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:19,370
- THE THING WAS I HADN'T HAD A
REAL BIG CONNECTION WITH TAYLOR
941
00:37:19,367 --> 00:37:23,627
AND SO I JUST REALLY WAS NOT
HAVING THE BEST TIME AT ALL.
942
00:37:27,033 --> 00:37:28,973
- FELT LIKE KIM WAS
AVOIDING ME
943
00:37:28,967 --> 00:37:31,167
AND GIVING ME THE COLD SHOULDER
ALL THROUGH THE SACRAMENTO TRIP.
944
00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:34,066
[air horn blows]
945
00:37:34,066 --> 00:37:39,496
I CANNOT FIGURE KIM OUT.
946
00:37:39,500 --> 00:37:41,470
- COMING UP ON
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES...
947
00:37:41,467 --> 00:37:43,927
- I TAKE TIME OUT OF MY LIFE
TO HELP YOU.
948
00:37:43,934 --> 00:37:45,274
- YOU HAVE A HUSBAND.
YOU HAVE KIDS.
949
00:37:45,266 --> 00:37:46,496
YOU KNOW WHERE
YOU'RE GONNA LIVE.
950
00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:47,530
I DON'T.
951
00:37:52,967 --> 00:37:54,527
- HI.
HOW ARE YOU?
952
00:37:54,533 --> 00:37:56,173
THANK YOU.
- DID YOU ENJOY THE GAME?
953
00:37:56,166 --> 00:37:57,966
- YES.
THANK YOU.
954
00:37:57,967 --> 00:38:00,397
WOULD HAVE BEEN
A PERFECT EVENING,
955
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,330
OF COURSE, HAD WE WON,
956
00:38:02,333 --> 00:38:04,003
BUT THE LAKERS.
957
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,070
YEAH, THEY PULLED THROUGH.
958
00:38:06,066 --> 00:38:07,696
IT WAS A CLOSE GAME THOUGH,
SO.
959
00:38:07,700 --> 00:38:09,430
WELL, BUT WE'LL
GET 'EM NEXT YEAR.
960
00:38:09,433 --> 00:38:11,733
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
961
00:38:11,734 --> 00:38:13,504
SO MUCH FUN.
I LOVED IT.
962
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:14,970
THANK YOU.
963
00:38:14,967 --> 00:38:16,997
- I WAS REALLY HAPPY
THAT KYLE INCLUDED ME
964
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,470
TO BE WITH ALL THE GIRLS,
965
00:38:18,467 --> 00:38:21,127
BUT I'M NOT GONNA JUMP
ALL IN AND BE FRIENDS
966
00:38:21,133 --> 00:38:22,703
WITH EVERYBODY AT FIRST.
967
00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:23,730
TAKES ME TIME.
968
00:38:23,734 --> 00:38:25,404
- MWAH.
969
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,400
- IN THE BEGINNING
OF THE SACRAMENTO TRIP,
970
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,000
I WAS TRYING TO ENGAGE
WITH KIM,
971
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,570
BUT TOWARD THE END
OF THE TRIP,
972
00:38:30,567 --> 00:38:32,067
I JUST STOPPED TRYING
WITH HER,
973
00:38:32,066 --> 00:38:33,626
BECAUSE I COULD TELL
THERE WAS A WALL THERE,
974
00:38:33,633 --> 00:38:36,033
AND I WAS NOT IN THE MOOD
TO CLIMB IT.
975
00:38:49,467 --> 00:38:51,267
- I BROUGHT A MAN.
- OH, MY GOSH.
976
00:38:51,266 --> 00:38:53,896
- MUSCLE TO MOVE.
HI.
977
00:38:53,900 --> 00:38:56,930
- I'M FINDING ALL THESE LITTLE
BABY PICTURES OF US AND STUFF.
978
00:38:56,934 --> 00:38:58,434
- HI, KIM.
- LOOK AT MOM.
979
00:38:58,433 --> 00:39:00,203
- HI.
SORRY.
980
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,030
- HEY, KIM, LOOK AT THIS PICTURE
OF MOM I JUST FOUND.
981
00:39:02,033 --> 00:39:04,173
THIS IS ONE OF MY COPIES
I'VE NOTICED--
982
00:39:04,166 --> 00:39:05,626
- HEY!
- CAREFUL, GUYS.
983
00:39:05,633 --> 00:39:07,803
- I KNOW, BUT SERIOUSLY,
YOU HAVE ONE OF DAD.
984
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:10,300
KIM IS A VERY
CO-DEPENDENT PERSON.
985
00:39:10,300 --> 00:39:11,900
I KNOW THAT WORRIED MY MOM,
986
00:39:11,900 --> 00:39:14,130
SO I PROMISED MY MOM
WHEN SHE WAS DYING
987
00:39:14,133 --> 00:39:16,433
THAT I WOULD LOOK
AFTER MY SISTER KIM,
988
00:39:16,433 --> 00:39:19,403
AND I'M GONNA KEEP THAT PROMISE.
989
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,370
I THINK THE LAST HOUSE
WE SAW WAS A GOOD ONE.
990
00:39:21,367 --> 00:39:22,997
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DON'T
JUST TAKE THAT ONE.
991
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,830
- BECAUSE IT DIDN'T
HAVE ENOUGH BEDROOMS
992
00:39:24,834 --> 00:39:28,404
AND MY KIDS WOULD HAVE
TO SHARE.
993
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,100
- I FEEL LIKE SHE--REALLY
IT'S HARD FOR HER
994
00:39:30,100 --> 00:39:31,230
TO STAND ON HER OWN.
995
00:39:31,233 --> 00:39:34,133
IT'S MAKING HER
FEEL MAYBE INSECURE
996
00:39:34,133 --> 00:39:36,333
AND HAVING TO LEAN ON
HER FAMILY
997
00:39:36,333 --> 00:39:38,703
AND HER KIDS MORE
THAN SHE SHOULD.
998
00:39:38,700 --> 00:39:40,070
BROOKE'S ALWAYS
WITH HER BOYFRIEND
999
00:39:40,066 --> 00:39:41,496
AND WHITNEY'S
WITH HER BOYFRIEND
1000
00:39:41,500 --> 00:39:42,970
AND KIMBERLY'S WITH JOHN.
1001
00:39:42,967 --> 00:39:46,997
YOU'RE GONNA END UP BEING
IN THIS BIG HOUSE BY YOURSELF.
1002
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,530
- I FEEL LIKE KYLE OVERSTEPS
HER BOUNDARIES.
1003
00:39:49,533 --> 00:39:51,933
I STAY OUT OF HER
PERSONAL SPACE
1004
00:39:51,934 --> 00:39:53,634
AND I THINK THAT
SHE LIKES TO BE
1005
00:39:53,633 --> 00:39:56,773
VERY MUCH A PART
OF WHAT'S IN MINE.
1006
00:39:56,767 --> 00:39:59,467
- ANYWAY, I DON'T WANT YOU
TO FEEL LIKE I'M, LIKE,
1007
00:39:59,467 --> 00:40:01,667
BEING HARD ON YOU
OR MEAN TO YOU.
1008
00:40:01,667 --> 00:40:02,867
I JUST FEEL LIKE--
1009
00:40:02,867 --> 00:40:07,567
- WELL, THEN DON'T ACT
LIKE THAT.
1010
00:40:07,567 --> 00:40:10,167
- I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU FIND
A LIFE OUTSIDE OF YOUR KIDS
1011
00:40:10,166 --> 00:40:12,766
AND I FEEL LIKE YOU COULD
MAKE MORE OF AN EFFORT
1012
00:40:12,767 --> 00:40:14,167
WITH ALL OF THESE GIRLS.
1013
00:40:14,166 --> 00:40:15,996
- ME EVEN GOING TO SACRAMENTO,
1014
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,770
ME GETTING ON THAT PLANE
AND LEAVING MY KIDS,
1015
00:40:17,767 --> 00:40:19,097
WAS A HUGE THING.
1016
00:40:19,100 --> 00:40:20,700
- WELL, SACRAMENTO
WAS A LOT OF FUN,
1017
00:40:20,700 --> 00:40:22,930
BUT YOU DIDN'T SEEM
TO WANT TO HAVE FUN.
1018
00:40:22,934 --> 00:40:24,404
- MAYBE IN THOSE SITUATIONS,
1019
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,100
MAYBE YOU COULD HELP ME
OUT A LITTLE.
1020
00:40:26,100 --> 00:40:27,530
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
HELPING YOU OUT?
1021
00:40:27,533 --> 00:40:29,373
I BROUGHT YOU IN TO MEET ALL
OF MY FRIENDS.
1022
00:40:29,367 --> 00:40:30,797
ADRIENNE INVITED YOU.
1023
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:32,030
- YOU, LIKE, KIND OF WALK AWAY
AND LEAVE ME SITTING THERE.
1024
00:40:32,033 --> 00:40:33,803
- I'M NOT GONNA HOLD
YOUR HAND EVERY SECOND.
1025
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,630
- NO, I DON'T EXPECT YOU
TO HOLD MY HAND.
1026
00:40:35,633 --> 00:40:37,103
BUT IT'S LIKE, HONESTLY--
1027
00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:38,570
- I SAID, "GO SIT WITH ONE
OF THE GIRLS--"
1028
00:40:38,567 --> 00:40:40,427
- BUT I DON'T KNOW
ANY OF THE GIRLS.
1029
00:40:40,433 --> 00:40:42,333
- WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN GET
TO KNOW THEM.
1030
00:40:42,333 --> 00:40:43,833
- WHO CAN MEET ANYBODY
WHEN YOU SIT NEXT
1031
00:40:43,834 --> 00:40:46,234
TO SOMEBODY LIKE TAYLOR
WHO PURPOSELY
1032
00:40:46,233 --> 00:40:51,373
SITS WITH HER BACK
TO YOU LIKE THIS?
1033
00:40:51,367 --> 00:40:54,097
BEING A CHILD ACTRESS,
I NEVER REALLY GOT
1034
00:40:54,100 --> 00:40:57,900
THE OPPORTUNITY TO SPEND A LOT
OF TIME WITH OTHER KIDS,
1035
00:40:57,900 --> 00:41:00,970
SO WHEN I'M IN A GROUP,
I DO TEND TO STICK
1036
00:41:00,967 --> 00:41:02,767
TO SOMEONE CLOSE TO ME.
1037
00:41:02,767 --> 00:41:04,427
I'VE GOT A LOT ON MY PLATE
RIGHT NOW AND I'M--
1038
00:41:04,433 --> 00:41:06,273
- I DO TOO.
- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
1039
00:41:06,266 --> 00:41:07,696
- FIRST OF ALL,
YOU DON'T THINK THAT--
1040
00:41:07,700 --> 00:41:09,470
- YOU HAVE A HOUSE.
YOU HAVE A HUSBAND.
1041
00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:10,827
YOU HAVE KIDS.
1042
00:41:10,834 --> 00:41:11,804
YOU KNOW WHERE
YOU'RE GONNA LIVE.
1043
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,470
I DON'T, SO RIGHT NOW,
1044
00:41:13,467 --> 00:41:15,967
EVEN THOUGH I WANT
TO MAKE FRIENDS,
1045
00:41:15,967 --> 00:41:17,927
IT'S REALLY NOT
ON MY BIG PRIORITY LIST.
1046
00:41:17,934 --> 00:41:19,834
- I HAVE A FAMILY TOO.
I HAVE FOUR KIDS.
1047
00:41:19,834 --> 00:41:21,204
I HAVE A HUSBAND.
- I JUST SAID THAT.
1048
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:23,870
- AND I TAKE TIME OUT
OF MY LIFE TO HELP YOU.
1049
00:41:23,867 --> 00:41:28,027
SOMETIMES I THINK I CANNOT KEEP
THIS PROMISE TO MY MOM.
1050
00:41:28,033 --> 00:41:29,473
I JUST CAN'T DO THIS
ANYMORE WITH HER.
1051
00:41:29,467 --> 00:41:32,467
SOMETIMES I JUST GET SO
OVERWHELMED BY HER.
1052
00:41:32,467 --> 00:41:34,097
AND BY THE WAY,
A LITTLE "THANK YOU"
1053
00:41:34,100 --> 00:41:35,600
NOW AND THEN WOULDN'T HURT.
1054
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:36,930
- AND BY THE WAY,
I THANK YOU ALL THE TIME.
1055
00:41:36,934 --> 00:41:38,704
- WHY DON'T YOU JUST
DO IT ON YOUR OWN?
1056
00:41:38,700 --> 00:41:41,530
- I'VE BEEN DOING IT
ON MY OWN FOR A LONG TIME.
1057
00:41:41,533 --> 00:41:43,933
I DON'T THINK THAT KYLE
COULD UNDERSTAND
1058
00:41:43,934 --> 00:41:49,874
WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE
A SINGLE PARENT.
1059
00:41:49,867 --> 00:41:53,327
- THIS SEASON, ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
1060
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:00,230
[cheering]
1061
00:42:00,233 --> 00:42:04,073
- YEAH, BABY!
1062
00:42:04,066 --> 00:42:05,866
- SOMETHING HAPPENED IN VEGAS.
1063
00:42:05,867 --> 00:42:08,267
TOTALLY OUT OF LEFT FIELD.
1064
00:42:08,266 --> 00:42:09,996
- SHE SAID, "WHY WOULD THEY BE
INTERESTED IN YOU
1065
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,600
WITHOUT KELSEY THERE?"
1066
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:14,000
- LET'S GET THE STORY STRAIGHT.
I DIDN'T SAY THOSE THINGS.
1067
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,770
- DON'T THROW JABS AT ME.
1068
00:42:25,300 --> 00:42:27,530
- IT'S GOOD.
1069
00:42:27,533 --> 00:42:28,633
- WHAT IS THIS?
1070
00:42:28,633 --> 00:42:30,073
- YOU'RE GONNA BE GORGEOUS.
1071
00:42:30,066 --> 00:42:31,796
- WE HAVE TO SUFFER FOR BEAUTY.
1072
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:32,930
- YOU'RE SO DRAMATIC.
1073
00:42:32,934 --> 00:42:34,034
- I CAN'T BREATHE THOUGH.
1074
00:42:34,033 --> 00:42:35,203
- COME ON!
1075
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:36,770
[chuckles]
1076
00:42:36,767 --> 00:42:38,127
- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
1077
00:42:38,133 --> 00:42:40,373
- BEND OVER.
IT'S NOT GONNA HURT A BIT.
1078
00:42:40,367 --> 00:42:41,827
- THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID
LAST TIME.
1079
00:42:41,834 --> 00:42:43,074
- OW!
1080
00:42:43,066 --> 00:42:44,296
OKAY, THIS ONE FEELS
LIKE A REALLY BAD ONE.
1081
00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:45,570
OH, MY GOD!
1082
00:42:45,567 --> 00:42:47,027
[cheering]
1083
00:42:47,033 --> 00:42:48,503
- KELSEY!
- THANK YOU. HOW YOU DOING?
1084
00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:50,070
- KELSEY WAS NOMINATED
FOR A TONY.
1085
00:42:50,066 --> 00:42:52,726
IT WAS VERY HARD WALKING
DOWN THE RED CARPET
1086
00:42:52,734 --> 00:42:55,074
KNOWING THAT MY MARRIAGE
WAS ALMOST OVER.
1087
00:42:55,066 --> 00:42:57,596
I WAS ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED.
1088
00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:00,400
- I WANT TO GIVE MY SON
THIS CHANCE.
1089
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,370
I'M SCARED.
1090
00:43:02,367 --> 00:43:04,697
- RUSSELL AND I ARE SO
DISCONNECTED LATELY.
1091
00:43:04,700 --> 00:43:07,970
- IF YOU CAN'T CHANGE THAT,
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
1092
00:43:07,967 --> 00:43:10,827
- I DON'T WANT HER TO LOSE
ANYTHING IN HER LIFE.
1093
00:43:10,834 --> 00:43:14,904
- YOU'RE SUCH A [bleep] LIAR,
CAMILLE.
1094
00:43:14,900 --> 00:43:16,730
- DO NOT [bleep]
DRAG ME INTO THIS.
1095
00:43:16,734 --> 00:43:18,434
- OH, REALLY?
DON'T PISS ME OFF.
1096
00:43:18,433 --> 00:43:19,773
- THAT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING.
1097
00:43:19,767 --> 00:43:21,067
- YOU LIVE IN MY HOUSE,
DRIVE MY CAR.
1098
00:43:21,066 --> 00:43:22,496
THAT'S NOT COOL.
1099
00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:24,530
- SHE POSED NAKED IN PLAYBOY
AFTER THE O.J. TRIAL.
1100
00:43:24,533 --> 00:43:26,003
THAT'S HER.
1101
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,530
- AS THE HOST
OF A DINNER PARTY,
1102
00:43:27,533 --> 00:43:30,203
I WOULDN'T HAVE SAID IT.
1103
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:33,000
- I CAN TELL YOU
WHEN SHE WILL DIE
1104
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,070
AND WHAT WILL HAPPEN
TO HER FAMILY.
1105
00:43:36,066 --> 00:43:39,226
- I WAS WAITING FOR KYLE
TO FLY ACROSS THE TABLE.
1106
00:43:39,233 --> 00:43:41,473
- THIS IS ALL BULL[bleep]
TO ME, OKAY?
1107
00:43:41,467 --> 00:43:42,927
- ENOUGH! ENOUGH!
1108
00:43:42,934 --> 00:43:44,134
- WHY ARE THEY ARGUING?
1109
00:43:44,133 --> 00:43:45,303
- BECAUSE WOMEN LOVE TO ARGUE.
1110
00:43:45,300 --> 00:43:46,730
- OH, EXCUSE ME?
1111
00:43:46,734 --> 00:43:48,634
- CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND JUST
STAY AWAY FROM ME?
1112
00:43:48,633 --> 00:43:50,303
- OH, WELL, THIS IS MY PARTY,
1113
00:43:50,300 --> 00:43:51,830
SO DO ME A FAVOR
AND STAY AWAY FROM ME.
1114
00:43:51,834 --> 00:43:54,304
- I WISH, YOU KNOW,
THAT NIGHT NEVER HAPPENED.
1115
00:43:54,300 --> 00:43:56,230
AFTER EVERYTHING
THAT I HAVE DONE FOR YOU--
1116
00:43:56,233 --> 00:43:58,003
- EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE FOR ME?
- YEAH.
1117
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,530
[bleep] YOU FOR TALKING
LIKE THAT.
1118
00:43:59,533 --> 00:44:00,933
YOU BETTER [bleep]--
1119
00:44:00,934 --> 00:44:02,874
- STOP IT!
- STOP! STOP IT! STOP IT!
1120
00:44:02,867 --> 00:44:04,267
- TO LEARN MORE
ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES,
1121
00:44:04,266 --> 00:44:05,826
GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.
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