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[breathing deeply]
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[inhales]
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For centuries…
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[exhales]
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…humanity has searched.
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Humanity… Humanity has searched
with great desperation, seeking answers.
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Desperately seeking answers
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to the world's greatest
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and most confounding questions.
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[scoffs]
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For the greatest and most confounding
questions that plague us.
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The limitations of our physical selves.
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Well, ladies and gentlemen,
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today, we say no more.
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Say it with me. No more!
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No more limits,
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no more weakness, no more illness,
no more age,
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no more sickness, no more ugly.
No fucking more!
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Today,
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I present you the answer,
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the solution,
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the savior, the proof,
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me.
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[♪ electronic music playing]
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The new and improved Byron Forst.
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Once, an old man
staring mortality in the face.
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Riddled with cancer, cholesterol,
decay, age.
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Now, this.
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With one simple injection,
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I met… [chuckles] …the new and improved
version of myself.
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It is time to meet the new
improved versions of yourselves.
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It is time to become…
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a beauty.
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[♪ "She's a Beauty" plays]
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Obesity and advanced diabeteswere threatening my life and my legs.
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I was told amputation was in my future.
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But not anymore. Thanks to The Beauty…
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♪ She's a one-in-a-million girl ♪
♪ She's a beauty ♪
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-…I'm living my best life.
-[dings]
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After a life filled with antidepressants
and crummy therapists,
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I became a cop to help me cope
with my big-boned huskiness.
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Cursed by my family genes.
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Until now.
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♪ She's a beauty ♪
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♪ She's a one-in-a-million girl ♪
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♪ One-in-a-million girl ♪
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Long ago, we were forced to leave
our best selves behind.
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Aging, illness
and nursing home food lie ahead.
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I can't even remember my own name.
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Alzheimer's is staring me in the face.
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As is another round of breast cancer.
Life is not fair.
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♪ She's a beauty ♪
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♪ She's a one-in-a-million girl ♪
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♪ One-in-a-million girl ♪
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No need to consult a doctor.
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The Beauty and its aesthetic protector
boosters are approved for everyone.
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[new old person] Need help
cleaning up your gooey sac
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or a soothing voice to hold you
through those beautiful sweats?
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Visit TheBeauty.com to find the package
that's right for you.
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But don't wait. You've arrived
at the intersection of life.
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Don't make the wrong turn.
Get jabbed and feel fab today.
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[The Corporation] Side effectsinclude nausea, vomiting, diarrhea,
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anal leakage, vaginal secretions,penile drip, calcified butt cheeks,
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heart palpitations, blindness, fever,superheated fever
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and combustion ignition ketosis.
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If you find yourselfinside a transition sac for more
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than six hours, call an ambulance.
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The Corporation is not responsiblefor any side effects,
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death, bodily harmcaused by this treatment.
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By ingesting,you forfeit class action rights
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and agree to lifetime secret arbitrationat the discretion of The Corporation.
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[♪ eerie music plays]
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[vomits, coughing]
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[chokes, gasps]
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You need to eat something.
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In here? Are you fucking insane?
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Why are they doing this to us?
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[new Ashley] Maybe they don't know
what to do with us.
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Maybe we're a… a danger to society
because we're contagious.
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Maybe some twisted social experiment.
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Yeah, maybe all of it.
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Here, take this.
You're only one day out of the sac,
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and the food's gonna be out any second.
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I don't care. I'd rather starve to death
than rot in here forever.
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When that girl exploded,
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a piece of her got into my mouth.
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I tasted her.
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I think that's how I caught it.
Whatever this is.
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I can't see my face, but it feels
different. It feels different, you know?
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You're very good-looking.
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I am?
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Hmm.
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-So are you.
-[chuckles]
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[chuckles]
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You're beautiful.
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I always wanted to be that.
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Have someone call me that.
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I never was.
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-[buzzer sounds]
-[infected 1] Come on!
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Come on. Get up.
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Move!
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[crowd clamoring]
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[coughs, gasps]
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[infected 2] Stop it.
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-[infected 3] No, no!
-[new Barry] Fuck! No!
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Here. Take mine.
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You're fine. You're fine. All is well.
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-Fuck this! I want out!
-Barry, you need to calm down.
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-You hear me?
-Don't give them the satisfaction.
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Let me the fuck out of here!
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-I wanna go home!
-Don't let them see you break. Please.
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You need to listen to me.
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-I don't belong in here.
-You gotta calm down.
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-None of us belong in here.
-[ceiling hatch opens]
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[soldier] Stand back.
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Relax. They're here to save us.
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[soldier] We're in position.
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[commander] Copy that.
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Execute.
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[infected screaming, groaning]
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[new Jordan grunting]
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Hey, now what the fuck's
wrong with you, huh?
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Twitching and glitching and shit.
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Come on, J, you gotta be smarter.
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Please try. Dear God,
these two are blinking like idiots.
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Communicating. Morse code.
They think they're so fucking smart.
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Who the fuck is Morse
and what's the goddamn code?
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This is what I'm saying,
young grasshopper.
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It's about awareness, surroundings,
entrances, exits, eyes, threats.
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I'm only a threat if you make me one.
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Well, you're just itchin' to finish
what we started in there, huh?
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Wow. Sassy, defensive.
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Your one-eyed friend is profiling
like a very nervous perp right now.
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It's just how my man is.
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No, these two lovebirds,
they're flustered, you know,
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'cause they're stuck in the land
of heavy petting and dry humping.
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Look at you. Probably got calluses
all over that thing
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waiting for this pussy
to pass safety inspection.
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I mean, if he loved you,
he'd just go for it, right?
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He'd be going in dick first,
ask questions later.
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You should be deep diving, back stroking
and super soaking in that punani, man.
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Best thing that ever happened to me
was getting infected.
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-I'm just saying.
-[Antonio] Hundred Percent.
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Go on, Cooper.
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You know,
you got a face like a catcher's mitt.
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I mean, you're the only one here
who hasn't turned pretty yet, so…
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Water's warm. Come on in.
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About to get real fucking warm
from what I hear.
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Did he tell you how this thing works?
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[Cooper] I bet he left out a few details.
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Uh, here they go.
Here they go with the routine.
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Play one against the other and all that
blinking was them hatching the plan.
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They pinned you as the weak one.
Mocking you, J.
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You gonna let them
disrespect you like that?
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You're gonna let him treat you
like an idiot?
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[new Jordan] This thing
is a death sentence.
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Even if it wasn't, you really think
there's a version of any of this
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where you just walk out alive?
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[Cooper] Oh.
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Oh. He really doesn't know, does he?
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Guess they're just gonna let him pop
like all the others.
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Hey!
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No more eyes, no more lips,
no more motherfucking bullshit.
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-You hear me? You understand? Hmm?
-[new Jordan breathing heavily]
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All I know is y'all better stop
fucking around with me.
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[whispers] Hey, what's she talking about?
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Am I really gonna pop?
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Just listen to me, okay?
Don't fucking listen to these two.
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[♪ ominous music playing]
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[truck beeping]
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[tires screech]
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Showtime!
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Well, they're all yours, gentlemen. Enjoy.
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I'm kinda bummed.
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I wanted those two to myself,
but I do love a good edge and denial sesh.
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You fellas mind if I watch?
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[Antonio screams]
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Remember what I told you.
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Flattery, but no sign of desperation.
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Desperation triggers disdain,
and you'll never recover.
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[Tig sighs]
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[device chimes]
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Dad.
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Get up. [clears throat]
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Byron, aren't you going to say
happy birthday to our dear Gunther?
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I'm sorry.
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You two have been institutionalized
for so long, I can't tell you apart.
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Who's the birthday boy?
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Is it bald and fat
or is it the one that looks
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like a 7-Eleven bag filled with bones?
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You know, it doesn't matter.
None of this matters.
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Oh, no, no, no. Uh, steak. Well done.
Thousand Island on the side, please.
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Is she new? She's new. Must be.
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The fuck is that? [stutters] Whoa, whoa.
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Well, uh, the boys, they want to tell you
something important. Please.
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[clears throat]
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We, uh… We really love and appreciate
what you've done for us.
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Yeah, yeah, we want to cut the cord.
Stand on our own.
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By starting our own company.
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[Gunther] Based on a big idea.
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[Tig] A can't-miss big idea.
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[Gunther] I mean,
today might be my birthday,
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but really, we wanted to take this moment
and give our greatest gift
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-to you, Dad.
-Cut the shit.
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[stammers] How much is this gonna cost me?
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Come on, come on. Continue, continue. Con…
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[Tig] Yeah.
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-You're in on this. You're in on this.
-[Franny laughs]
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-[Franny] Look. Look.
-[Tig stutters, chuckles] Presenting…
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-Abroha! [chuckles]
-[Gunther chuckles]
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The world's first--
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Streaming service for… [singsongy] …bros.
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What exactly does such a service provide?
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-Speedboats.
-Golf stuff.
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-Boobs.
-Cigar content.
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Wow. Uh, I mean, wow, this, uh…
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I have to tell you, I am relieved.
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I was terrified this was gonna be
some kind of insane idea,
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like going to the backyard
and lighting $20 billion on fire.
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But this…
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This is so much more sensible.
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How long have you two been clean?
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[Gunther] Hmm.
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[grunts] Yeah. Forget it. I… You know,
I met a progeria case the other day,
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delightful young girl on death's door.
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And she had a more promising
trajectory in life than you two.
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-Byron, stop it, please! Stop it.
-No. No. No.
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Do you know what I really want?
What I really want?
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Yes.
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-Sons that I don't have to deny exist.
-[sighs]
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You could feed a large country
with the amount of money I have spent
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trying to produce a DNA test that proves
that I am not related to either of you!
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I'm at wits' end here, fellas!
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Now get the fuck out!
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Flawed as they may be,
I love them with my whole heart.
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I want to love them.
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We gave them the world.
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And they flopped.
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No, Byron. Your love was conditioned…
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-Oh, no, no.
-…like any transaction in your life.
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-No.
-Yes.
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[smacks lips]
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My work has always been my true offspring.
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[chuckles] I knew that.
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And my favorite child
is about to be all grown up.
246
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:11,429
We're gonna be beaming down
on every streamable device on the planet.
247
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:14,473
A full two-hour takeover.
248
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:17,810
Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, TikTok.
249
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:23,107
We're going global, babe.
250
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:30,865
-[slaps]
-Wake up, fuckhead. Welcome to hell.
251
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:33,910
[groans]
252
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:40,917
[Cooper] These are the people
from the Condé Nast situation.
253
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,126
[Antonio gags] Fuck.
254
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:43,753
[Cooper] Supposed to be a quarantine zone.
255
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,963
[new Jordan] Yeah, doesn't look like one.
256
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:49,175
Unless we want to end up like these guys,
we need to start thinking. Fast.
257
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,594
Hey. They fucked you.
258
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,137
Whoever had you doing their dirty work,
259
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:55,598
didn't give a shit about you in the end.
We gotta move.
260
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:56,849
I trusted him.
261
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,435
[Cooper] Never your enemies
you have to worry about.
262
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,687
What a fucking trip, man. We about to die.
263
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:04,482
What'd they give mopey over here?
264
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:06,651
Fuck you!
265
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,111
Wow, look who's finally grown
a set of balls.
266
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,571
You know, you two, such a good team.
267
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,490
No idea how you got discarded
into this shit soup.
268
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:14,533
-Fuck you.
-[Cooper] Reality check, dumbass.
269
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:17,203
You're in here 'cause they want you dead.
Same as us.
270
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:20,498
This whole shit has been fucked
from the jump, hasn't it?
271
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:21,832
[Cooper grunting]
272
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,084
Hasn't it?
273
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,922
-[Cooper groans]
-Fuck, man.
274
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:31,175
Uh, what a fucking trip.
275
00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:35,179
And I trusted you with everything, man.
276
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:38,140
[exhales]
You never gave a shit about me, huh?
277
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,225
[Cooper groans]
278
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:43,688
Be honest! For fucking once.
You never gave a shit about me.
279
00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:46,482
God, I trusted you with everything.
280
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,944
Hey, you know what's fucking hilarious?
281
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,612
While you stringing me along with this…
282
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,990
with this father-son,
"take the lead" bullshit,
283
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,534
you the one that got fucked
with yo' bitch ass.
284
00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,246
You want my help, I suggest
a speedy change in tone.
285
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,039
[Cooper grunting, pounding]
286
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:11,173
-Hey! Hey!
-[Jeremy] I fucking trusted you!
287
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:14,844
I don't have time for this shit!
You two fucking idiots wanna look around?
288
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,388
Unless you wanna be littered with bullets,
289
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:19,724
I suggest you calm the fuck down
and think!
290
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:21,601
We gotta find a way out of here!
291
00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:26,105
[New Jordan panting]
292
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,819
Please, no. [pants]
293
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,070
Please.
294
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:36,574
-[Cooper] Wait! Wait-Wait! Wait!
-[Jeremy] Oh, no, no, no, no! No, no!
295
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:37,950
[commander] Agent Madsen.
296
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:46,292
[new Jordan] Wait. Hey, hey, hey! Hey!
Don't fucking touch him!
297
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,461
Hey! No, no, no, don't take him. Hey!
298
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:51,005
-Cooper! [panting]
-It's okay. I'm coming back for you.
299
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:52,673
[Cooper grunts]
300
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,603
-Please don't kill me. Please.
-[Antonio chuckles]
301
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,688
Please don't kill me.
Please don't kill me.
302
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,485
What… What now, huh?
303
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:23,245
[presenter]
But space colonization is critical
304
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,747
to the survival of the human race.
305
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,833
Huh. In, like, a thousand years.
306
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,586
Right now, it's a hellscape of hazards
up there for humans.
307
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:36,592
No… For years, we've been launching
rockets, prepping vehicles, habitats?
308
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:40,096
[stutters] Our first Mars exploratory
launches in six weeks.
309
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,640
Okay, well, feel free to launch
your fat ass up there.
310
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:45,267
And take Katie with you.
You guys can "take up some space."
311
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:48,437
Look, it's expensive,
it's messy, it's loud,
312
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,356
it's complicated, it's time-consuming.
313
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:54,402
And I realized it's… stupid.
314
00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:59,115
But you were so passionate about this.
About protecting mankind.
315
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:03,869
Yes. And then I realized
it's going to benefit future generations.
316
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:08,666
And not me. Not me at all.
317
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:14,171
Look, I-I am pouring copious amounts
of capital into something
318
00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:18,676
that will benefit humanity,
perfect it, even. Today.
319
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,846
So… [whistles softly]
320
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,017
[slurps]
321
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,148
[door closes]
322
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:36,193
You're not seriously pulling the plug
on me too, are you?
323
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,196
You can't tell me
you didn't see this coming.
324
00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:41,782
I mean, you-you had
to have noticed my interest
325
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:43,451
in your project waning for months.
326
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:45,369
I never know what you're interested in
these days.
327
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:48,748
Yeah, you know why? 'Cause you spend
all day playing with robots.
328
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:52,376
You have the emotional IQ of a stockpot.
329
00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:01,844
This is not just a job to me, Byron.
This is my life.
330
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:06,557
What we are working on together
in my division can help humanity.
331
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,684
It can help global warming.
332
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:12,396
It's a business. A competition.
333
00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:16,692
It was a Bake-Off. And you lost.
334
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,236
You're seriously choosing Ray
and his fountain of youth bullshit?
335
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:22,656
He's better. He's faster.
He's willing to break things.
336
00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:27,369
He's a bit milquetoast for my taste,
but the-the guy gets results.
337
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,330
-I gave up everything for this.
-Oy…
338
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,499
-I gave up my husband.
-[grunts]
339
00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:35,461
Any chance for having children.
I have given you everything I have.
340
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:38,047
But we have a good story. On paper.
341
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:45,137
This titan of industry develops Internet
weirdo who sees humanity in machines.
342
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:50,017
Some stories have a shit ending.
343
00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:53,187
[sighs]
344
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:54,522
I know you.
345
00:21:56,440 --> 00:22:01,278
And I know you know
how deeply flawed Ray's work is.
346
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:08,077
He's reckless. He doesn't account
for variables. Organics is wild.
347
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:14,250
-It's imprecise. It's impossible to tame.
-You lost.
348
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:18,462
He won. It's over.
349
00:22:20,923 --> 00:22:23,092
[The Corporation laughing]
350
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:26,720
You know, the biggest surprise here is
how much I fell for your bullshit.
351
00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:29,849
-Wow.
-Mm-hmm.
352
00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:37,147
We still have several deacons out
in the wild, learning, collecting data.
353
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:39,108
Repurpose them.
354
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:42,069
-Whatev… No, you know, actually…
-[smacks table]
355
00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:44,154
…leave them out there.
356
00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:47,074
I wanna see how long it takes
for people to find them.
357
00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:52,538
Dollar to doughnut says some sad-sack
fuck is already engaged to one.
358
00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:55,249
-[door opens]
-[The Corporation] Uh-oh.
359
00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:57,334
That is a knockless entry.
360
00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:02,423
Time to go, robot lady.
I'll have the lawyers button things up.
361
00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:10,973
My work has power that you haven't
even bothered to understand,
362
00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:13,183
and we are closer than you think.
You pull the plug,
363
00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:18,188
and I will take my talents elsewhere.
And you will regret it.
364
00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:20,024
Okay.
365
00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:26,697
Conveniently, I have this noncompete
agreement that you signed right here
366
00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:30,951
that dictates that all patents
367
00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:35,706
and physical products revert to me.
368
00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:45,215
[inhales] You walk out the door,
you start from scratch.
369
00:23:47,885 --> 00:23:48,886
[scoffs]
370
00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:52,431
You know what?
That's a bit draconian even for me.
371
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:54,475
I'll give you another shot.
372
00:23:55,935 --> 00:24:01,649
Throw your best Hail Mary
on ten percent of the budget.
373
00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:05,569
And when you fail, you're done.
374
00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:12,534
Nice suit.
375
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,419
[new Meyer] You need to do as you're told.
376
00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:31,553
Wh… [panting] What am I being told?
377
00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:33,639
[new Meyer] Do as you're told.
378
00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:36,976
What the fuck am I being told?
379
00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:40,521
Calm down. You need to do as you're told.
380
00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:42,231
You need to let me the fuck out of here!
381
00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:57,162
Who are you?
382
00:24:58,163 --> 00:25:00,249
Someone who also did what he was told.
383
00:25:02,126 --> 00:25:03,669
I had a sick child.
384
00:25:05,963 --> 00:25:09,800
I did what I was told,
and I got what I wanted.
385
00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:13,595
A sick child? Sick how?
I-I-I don't understand.
386
00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:18,642
You understand my daughter's situation.
387
00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:27,026
Meyer?
388
00:25:30,738 --> 00:25:32,031
You motherfucker.
389
00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:33,365
Do as you're told.
390
00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:35,159
You fucking sold us out.
391
00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:37,745
-[new Meyer] Do as you're told.
-[Cooper] Fuck you!
392
00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:39,747
Meyer! Meyer, let us out of here!
393
00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:42,458
-[new Meyer] Do as you're told.
-[Cooper] Meyer, you piece of shit!
394
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:45,377
-[new Meyer] Do as you're told.
-Meyer, let us out of here, Meyer! Meyer!
395
00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:46,712
Do as you're told!
396
00:25:57,681 --> 00:25:59,683
-[crickets chirping]
-[fire crackling]
397
00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:02,686
[cries]
398
00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:05,647
[The Corporation] Oh, no.
Out-of-season crab again?
399
00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:08,484
No. It's the boys.
400
00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:12,237
-[The Corporation] What about them?
-The stress of building Abroha.
401
00:26:12,321 --> 00:26:14,782
Addiction got hold of them,
and they got a bad batch.
402
00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:16,617
Oh, my.
403
00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:19,661
Fentanyl has them
in a ventilator at the hospital.
404
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:24,875
I have the plane being refueled
as we speak so we can be by their side.
405
00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:28,670
Oh. I'm sure a lifetime of Cheetos
and pharma cocktails
406
00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:30,589
has them prepped and ready for this fight.
407
00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:36,011
Byron. This might be the last time
we ever see them.
408
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,348
How many times have you said that?
409
00:26:39,890 --> 00:26:41,767
Really, please, ta-take a moment. Count.
410
00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:45,020
[stammers] Relax.
411
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:47,898
I knew you'd wanna see them…
412
00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:51,443
-Of course I wanna see them.
-So I brought them here instead.
413
00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:53,779
-On a medevac? How?
-My way.
414
00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:57,908
[The Corporation chuckles]
415
00:26:57,991 --> 00:26:59,618
-[gasps]
-[giggles]
416
00:27:03,497 --> 00:27:05,582
-[gasps]
-[chuckles]
417
00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:08,001
-[Franny] You didn't.
-I did.
418
00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:13,423
Mom, it's Tig. Tiger?
419
00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:14,967
Momma.
420
00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:17,344
Gunther?
421
00:27:19,346 --> 00:27:20,430
But you're Black.
422
00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:22,432
How is that possible?
423
00:27:22,516 --> 00:27:27,980
I was wondering the same thing.
Turns out, I'm five percent Nigerian.
424
00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:29,064
[Franny gasps]
425
00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:33,360
The Beauty is an unpredictable
and fascinating disrupter.
426
00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:36,780
-[stutters] How did you--
-How… Okay.
427
00:27:36,864 --> 00:27:39,533
You were busy taking your sound bath,
428
00:27:40,117 --> 00:27:43,078
and despite my repeated attempts
to be removed
429
00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:46,415
from their emergency contact forms,
they managed to get ahold of me.
430
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,375
-Oh, no.
-So I saved them.
431
00:27:48,876 --> 00:27:53,839
Yeah, Mom, we're, like, cured. [chuckles]
I mean, I have abs.
432
00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:56,466
I feel incredible.
I… I'm like… I'm kinda like Drake.
433
00:27:56,550 --> 00:27:57,801
[new Tig] I… I've never felt better.
434
00:27:57,885 --> 00:28:00,679
Believe it or not, I'm six martinis deep
right now, and you can't even tell.
435
00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:07,185
Impressive, huh? They're, like, gorgeous,
high-efficiency garbage machines.
436
00:28:07,269 --> 00:28:11,189
Far better suited to withstand a lifestyle
they could not divorce themselves from.
437
00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:15,944
I mean, the-they're metabolically perfect.
I'm excited, honestly.
438
00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:20,532
I've been wondering how much a human body
can tolerate post-transformation.
439
00:28:20,616 --> 00:28:22,951
Who better to redline test these things
than our boys?
440
00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:30,417
I… I am so grateful to have you back
in whatever form.
441
00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:33,670
I love you as the day you were born.
442
00:28:34,171 --> 00:28:35,172
Oh.
443
00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:39,259
I might even be open
to a Christmas card this year.
444
00:28:41,261 --> 00:28:44,806
Think of how we'll… we'll look.
A Benetton campaign!
445
00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:50,270
No. Your acts of malice were tolerated
as long as you left the boys alone.
446
00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:52,314
A line has been crossed.
447
00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:57,235
I'm sorry.
448
00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:02,199
I'm struggling to hear
the "thank you" in there.
449
00:29:02,282 --> 00:29:03,909
Thank you? [scoffs]
450
00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:09,706
I saved them. We should be celebrating.
I'm changing the world.
451
00:29:09,790 --> 00:29:12,250
Let's-- Let's-- Let's pop a cork or two
452
00:29:12,334 --> 00:29:15,712
and go upstairs
while I bring you over to the other side.
453
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,675
We can be one big, beautiful family.
454
00:29:20,509 --> 00:29:21,551
Mom, he's right.
455
00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:24,012
It really works. You should try it.
456
00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:26,181
Oh, no. No.
457
00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:27,683
[The Corporation] Come on now.
458
00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:32,229
Oh, we got her. [kisses] Oh. My love.
459
00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:35,273
[gasps] The natural order will have a say.
460
00:29:35,357 --> 00:29:36,483
[The Corporation moans]
461
00:29:38,235 --> 00:29:42,239
You forced my hand like never before.
462
00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:49,079
I will ensure that vengeance greets you
until my last dying breath.
463
00:29:49,663 --> 00:29:51,206
You have been warned.
464
00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:07,180
It's okay. I'm okay.
465
00:30:07,264 --> 00:30:08,765
-[new Jordan] You okay?
-[Cooper] I'm okay.
466
00:30:08,849 --> 00:30:12,144
Yo, Five-O, what's the deal?
They ask for me in there?
467
00:30:15,731 --> 00:30:17,441
I think Meyer's trying to save us.
468
00:30:19,443 --> 00:30:21,486
Meyer Williams, our boss?
469
00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:26,783
Yes, that was him.
He's been infected. Voluntarily.
470
00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:29,661
What? I… Oh, my God.
471
00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:31,913
Hey, what did they say? Are they gonna
kill us or, like, what, man?
472
00:30:31,997 --> 00:30:33,081
Shut the fuck up!
473
00:30:33,582 --> 00:30:35,917
-This is fucked.
-[Cooper] More fucked than I thought.
474
00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:38,462
Listen, I think something crazy
is about to happen.
475
00:30:39,046 --> 00:30:40,881
And I need you to trust me.
476
00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:46,720
Of course I trust you. I love you.
477
00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:49,556
[ceiling hatch opens]
478
00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:52,434
I love you too.
479
00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:22,172
[soldier] Come with me. Jump on.
480
00:31:26,927 --> 00:31:28,261
Do as we're told.
481
00:31:30,013 --> 00:31:33,350
Let's go. All of you, let's go.
482
00:31:37,646 --> 00:31:39,022
Wait, no, Cooper, that's insane.
483
00:31:39,106 --> 00:31:41,650
Hey. Trust me.
484
00:31:47,197 --> 00:31:48,406
Oh, fuck.
485
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[Jeremy] What do we do?
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Do as you're told.
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[soldier 2] All packages secured.
Ready for extraction. Let's go.
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