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(upbeat music)
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What are you doing?
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How good was I yesterday?
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I was fighting, I had the ice.
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I was so good.
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(laughing) You were.
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I guess this thing isn't
as fire proof as you thought.
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Oh well, what can you do?
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You need some help?
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No, I am almost done but
hey, we got another hero voucher.
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Just two more to go.
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Woo!
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Finally.
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Honey, we should probably
just you know, not rush it.
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Okay, I mean we have baby powers on the way.
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We should take it easy, maybe take a break today.
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Take the day off, go to the beach.
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Please tell me you're joking.
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No, you could use a break.
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Come on, your fire balls
have been a little more unstable
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than usual.
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No, stop, stop.
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I am fine.
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We're finally close to becoming
legitimate superhero's,
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not just basic, sitting on the sideline.
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I know, I know, I just,
I don't think we're ready.
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Stop.
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Why can't you just support my ideas?
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Well because you just
keep pushing things too fast.
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Come on!
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We don't need to get everything done right before
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the baby gets here.
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Stop, you are smothering me.
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Please, back up, back,
back up and stop pretending
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like you know what's best for me.
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Well, you know what, sometimes
I might know exactly
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what's best for you.
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You know I'm starting
to think you like basic which
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really is not me.
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I don't.
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You know you make it really hard ...
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Well guess what?
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We will have others
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(typing sound)
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(arguing)
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(intense music)
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Enough!
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I have a great idea.
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Why don't you two spend 12 hours apart?
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Yep, great.
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(sigh) Now this is heaven.
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So cute.
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Vince.
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Babe, you wanna go to
the park and get like a cute
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picture for our sponsors?
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Babe.
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Atta babe, atta babe.
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Yes, yes, just six points.
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Come on, come on, just keep that up.
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Baby, let's go to the park.
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Come on.
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In a minute babe all right.
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Okay, I'll go by myself.
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All right.
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Sugar free vanilla latte with almond milk and a
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kitty face in the foam.
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You remembered?
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Ah, he's so cute.
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I didn't know you were already here.
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I have a way of blending in.
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So how was your day?
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Good.
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It was good.
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I normally have a married
couple that I meet with during
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this time, but I told
them to take 12 hours apart.
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Give myself a little break too.
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What are they supposed to do apart?
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Well, I really shouldn't talk about clients
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outside the office.
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I won't tell a soul, trust me.
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I trust you.
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(mumbles) And you lose.
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Oh no, no, no.
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I'm here.
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? Welcome to the man cave ?
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? It's where heroes become the legends yeah ?
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What are you doing?
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You vlogging?
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Nah, bro.
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It's CSFL.
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Three words, super hero fantasy league, yeah.
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I've never heard of that.
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You seriously never heard of this?
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No, no I'm serious what is it?
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First of all, this is some serious stuff.
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So, your hero saves a cat.
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It's gonna be one point.
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Your hero stops a robin,
it's gonna be three points.
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They stop a bus from
the kids falling off a bridge
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is gonna be, actually.
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Is it gonna be 10 points?
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You're playing with me man.
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What does that mean?
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You stop playing with me.
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No, no, is that right?
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Yeah, you already know how this game works.
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I mean, cause you said one and three
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No, no, no, no you've played this before.
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That's really good.
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Okay, if you're hero saved the entire planet then
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it's like they won the entire league right?
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Then the game ...
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Boom!
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(both chanting boom)
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Boom baby!
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Oh wow!
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I wanna play man.
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You do?
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I want in.
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How do I get this
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All right, all right, take out your phone
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Sign me up, sign me up, sign me up.
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(knocking)
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Hey, it's Ricochet.
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Oh hi.
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Hi.
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Come in I guess.
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Mind some company?
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No.
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Hot chocolate.
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Thank you.
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That's really nice.
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How did you know I was home.
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I saw your post.
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Oh.
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Need some help with your hashtags girl.
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Oh, thanks.
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Speaking of, can you
actually take a picture of me
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holding this first.
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Oh uh-huh.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I can do that.
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Thanks.
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Okay.
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Appreciate it.
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Can you stand there.
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Yes, okay, ready?
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Here we go.
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Oh lower, can you go lower so then like angle it.
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Oh, so you look really tall.
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Skinny, skinny.
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Cheese.
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Oh hello, hi.
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I think I got it.
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You might just wanna look at those.
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Hi, I can sign, I can sign for that.
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Thank you.
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Thank you so much.
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Oh, thank you.
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Thanks, sorry.
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Are you kidding me?
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More tiny hands.
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That's so cute.
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No, I find these all over the house.
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He has like
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For the baby?
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No, it's for Vince.
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Yeah, no he loves, he collects them.
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I don't know.
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Okay, here's my issue.
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I just have to vent a little bit.
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He doesn't put me first.
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Like your husband, he puts you first.
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Vince, he's just.
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Gun show is not perfect.
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Well, I mean you guys don't fight.
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No, no, no, no, we don't fight.
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We never fight.
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You don't fight.
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We just go like three
or four days without talking
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but you know.
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Well, I mean, I haven't
talked to Vince today so don't
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even worry about it.
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Yeah.
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I wonder how he's doing actually.
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Oh, they got em, they got
em, they got em, they got em
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OH!!!!
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I won!
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This is so messed up.
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Gosh.
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Yo, I gotta get going.
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No, it's not over yet.
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I gotta go, I gotta go.
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Gabby's gonna be looking for me.
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No, no, no.
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Can't you just stay a little bit longer.
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I'm all alone here man.
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And I mean, besides it looks
like the cat's on the loose
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I mean you can't go now.
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Okay, five more minutes.
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Okay.
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Five more minutes, lets do this!
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(eerie music)
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Oh no, the pizza duh.
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Hi.
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Oh, hey.
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Small flying pizza.
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Yeah, that's me.
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Sign right there.
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I see you used our coupon.
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I did, thank you Vince.
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You home alone tonight.
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No, my husbands on his way.
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Oh really, he's leaving his beautiful wife all
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home alone.
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Okay, that's inappropriate.
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I could rub your feet.
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It's okay, thank you, have a good one.
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You sure.
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Yes, thank you.
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Oh, your ...
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My caller doesn't have a team, he is the team.
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We interrupt this program
for a special announcement
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We just received breaking
news that super villain cat
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attack has been spotted downtown wreaking havock.
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(upbeat music)
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