All language subtitles for The Geek xxx

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Ladies and gentlemen, what you are about
to witness here at the theater in the

next hour will undoubtedly become
indelible in your memory forever.

You are about to see one of the
strangest phenomenons of our century.

It is a legend come true.

It is the legend of the mysterious and
elusive animalistic type of creature

known as the Sasquatch.

Part man, but mostly beef.

Some scientists believe that the ancient
Neanderthal man was the putter of our

present civilization.

Yet others insist that the Sasquatch,
otherwise known as the Geek,

is ancient man.

A mutation, perhaps, but nevertheless
ancient man.

In the wilds of the Himalayan mountains,

there are tales of a mammoth being known
as the Abominable Snowman.

In the similarly wild virgin territories
of the North American continent, there

exists its counterpart, a huge,
shambling monster covered with coarse,

black, matted hair.

As cunning and elusive, he is as
dangerous to man as the giant grizzly.

In the state of Oregon, for instance,

It is not unusual for someone to wander
into the forest, never to be heard of

again.

Strange sightings of a creature of
unbelievable proportions have been

in these areas.

The skeletal remains of a hunter were
found recently by a rescue party

for a missing plane.

The arms were torn from their sockets.

The hunter's rifle was found nearby.

snapped in half like a thin twig.

This grim reminder stirs man to wonder,
are we really the masters of the earth

that we think we are?

Our crew is weary from the long hike.

We have had to leave our trucks down in
the valley and carry our equipment on

our backs for the last 30 miles.

Here you see our crew preparing to make
camp.

We will rest the remainder of the day
and tomorrow morning hike further into

forest in quest of our quarry.

Each member of our expedition has been
carefully handpicked to think and work

together as a single unit.

Our prime concern is to locate and
photograph the geek.

This is a team effort, and we are all
pledged to share and share alike our

and our water, everything, including our
women.

Here we see John and Valerie preparing
their sleeping quarters.

They are a very capable husband and wife
team.

And, I might add, newlyweds.

Hey, that's not a lot of water so far,
huh?

Just under that tree.

I want to make love.

Hey, sounds great.

Oh darling, what a wonderful way to
spend the honeymoon.

Making love, of course.

Let me take my pants off.

Oh, honey.

You're a little too high.

Move down a bit.

We better get back before they come
looking for us.

Let's do it again later, baby. All
right?

All night long, baby.

I think we can have better luck if we
move further east.

This area is uncharted.

Remember, we'll just have to take pot
luck.

Well, that's about it, kids. I suggest
we get a good night's sleep and an early

start in the morning.

Yeah, okay. See you in the morning. See
you in the morning. Bye.

How would you like to come on over to my
tent?

I've got a bottle.

Is that all I get is a drink?

Well, I've got an Italian salami.

Talking into it.

Would you like a martini or a mint fuel
to cool you? To cool me?

You look like you need cooling, not me.

Yeah.

Okay, Danny.

Ooh, funny.

Cheers. Cheers.

Getting it all over me.

Down kind of hard, isn't it?

I'm going to take off my pants.

I'll help you.

Thank you.

Was that a good piece of half?

Oh, your best piece I ever had.

Of course, you're the only one.

You mean to tell me you're a virgin?

Well, the closest I ever came was when
my sister let me feel her breasts.

But I wanted to have an affair with her.

I felt bad about it because she was my
sister.

Did she have an affair with somebody
else?

Well, she must have because she ran off
and got married a week later. She was

only 15.

Well, don't you worry about it.

From now on, I'm going to take good care
of this.

Let's break together like this.

Right.

I don't know, just keep your eyes open.
There's something going on.

I don't know, they might be a bunch of
idiots.

Yeah, thank you.

Yeah, I mean, we're out here striking.

Phil, Val, God damn.

Oh, look at that.

Must be the... Must be big.

His home must be up there.

Wow. Wow.

That has to be the Sasquatch. God damn,
look at that thing.

This has to be the home of the
Sasquatch.

Well, I have a hunch that whoever or
whatever made that print isn't far from

here. So we'll take our cameras up to
the top of the ridge there, set them up

where we'll see it.

Johnny, look to your right.

I'm going to be bumping into campers
first, Clark.

So people, get up that hill and get set
up.

It would be wonderful.

Walk slower.

Don't spin them, okay?

Come on.

That beast used to be an ugly thing to
me.

It's not a terrible thing.

It's all right. Come on.

Go back to camp. Come on.

Did you get it on film? Every foot.

There he is, Kiss.

Scram!

Someday I'm gonna get that filthy
animal.