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Previously on That 70s Hoe.
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Please.
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What's wrong?
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You don't look as happy to see me as I
am to see you.
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That's because I'm not the one eating
Eric's jizz cookies.
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It's okay, Fez.
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Remember, we had our time together.
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Now you can say you've been two
siblings.
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But that's just it.
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If I had sex with you to get back at
Eric, then Eric is getting back at me
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the cookies.
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I don't know how, but somehow you're
right, Fez.
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You're nice and excited.
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Oh lordy.
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Laurie!
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You know what, Benz?
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I think I want you to tell your dog to
leave now.
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I want you to follow me.
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Okay.
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Shut up.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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my God.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh my God.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Oh my god, it's so good.
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I think I've seen what she needs in my
laundry.
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I won't get any worried about anything.
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I'll be right by.
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Okay.
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I
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really
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wish I could have sex with Jackie.
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No one here but those chickens.
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Damn, Fez, if I knew that's what you're
bringing into the country...
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I'm in.
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What happened?
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something we have to try this I'll be
right back okay don't go anywhere okay
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Oh, my God.
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Fez! Jackie?
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Fez? Lori?
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Lori?
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Fez!
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What are you doing here?
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What am I doing here? What are you doing
here? This is my room, so I think I
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have a right to be here.
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So what, Fez?
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one minute and you cheat on me too why
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do all the men in my life cheat on me
it's okay
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men are like that they're there you know
if
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you really want to get back at Michael
then maybe you and I should fuck
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Fez together
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Makes sense to me.
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Why don't you take a turn and jump?
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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I can't.
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I can't.
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Oh, God!
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He's over there!
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Oh, God!
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This feels so good.
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What's wrong, bud?
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You waiting for the mailman?
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If you must know, I have a girl coming
over.
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Could you order another blow -up doll?
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Those pop way too easy.
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Dating is much less expensive.
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Dating?
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What bridge troll agreed to suck on your
billy goat?
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It's not a bridge troll, Dad.
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Actually, she's a really nice girl I met
at the bus stop.
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Bus stop?
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Yeah, she was short on her fare, so she
came and asked if I had some, and we got
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to talking, and I asked her on a date.
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Wow.
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So what you're saying is that some
homeless girl hit you up for some
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loose change, and you ended up with a
date out of the deal.
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But... I'm so proud of you. It's your
first date.
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She's not calling us that.
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She just needed a quarter, so she didn't
ask me.
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All right, well, just so you know,
there'll be no squatters in this house.
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Don't worry. I'll show her where the
toilet is.
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Oh, here she is now.
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Hey. Hi.
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Yes.
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Come right in.
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Dad, this is Chloe, my girlfriend.
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We just met, actually.
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I'm just Bud's friend. Hi, nice to meet
you. Whoa!
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You're the hoochie -bobbity. Hit my
thumb with some bucks, huh?
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Well,
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anyway, Dad, you got a chance to meet my
girlfriend.
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I don't know if I would say girlfriend
or girlfriend.
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Can we have some privacy here?
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Oh!
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I better not. find her pitching a tent
in the backyard.
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Well, may I get your sweater, m 'lady?
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Oh, um, sure, sure.
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We have some very fine fruit for your
enjoyment.
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Would you like a piece?
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Oh, yes.
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Thank you.
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Wow.
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Some TV?
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Ah.
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Ah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, wow, bud.
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You sure like it, don't you, bud?
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Oh no.
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Fuck me pussy.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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Oh, my God. You're so good. Oh,
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my God.
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Oh, yes.
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You're so good.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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tell the truth?
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I don't know, Matt.
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Okay, ask me.
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How many boys have you had sex with?
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Just one, but he was my boyfriend.
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Just one?
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Yeah, I mean, it's acceptable to have
sex with maybe like one or two guys
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marriage.
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You gotta bump those numbers up, Joe.
Those are beginning.
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I'm too serious to play truth or dare
without any boys.
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What do you mean?
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We always play truth or dare before we
go to bed.
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Everyone knows you play truth or dare if
you want to get laid.
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Natalie, are you trying to have sex with
Joe?
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How would two girls even have sex
anyways?
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With their what?
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Okay, no, stop.
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I get it. I'm just surprised.
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So, Jo, truth or dare?
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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It's late, and you'll have to go to bed.
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Well, I was just thinking.
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Blair, you don't think.
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Quiet, bedtime, sleep.
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Yes, I did.
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Oh, my God. I was so close. She almost
caught us.
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Well, don't worry. She won't be coming
back in.
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I'm going to bring in some tutors for
the military academy to keep you in
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Get to sleep. No more noise.
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While I calculate the odds, this study
session might be a date. I don't know if
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I'm fit for this. I've never touched a
clitoris. Her boyfriend scares me. He's
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quite big.
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I wonder if she's into trig. I can't
wait till I feel them big bang.
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Oh boy, I want to feel them big bang.
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Then why are you hanging out with that
nerd?
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Well, he thinks we're going to study,
but really I'm just going to copy his
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assignment. Mm -hmm.
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Benny!
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Benny! I got to go to practice anyway.
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Okay.
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Yeah, get in here.
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Hey, head.
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Don't be putting the moves on my girl
now.
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Just kidding.
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All right, bye, babe.
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Have fun.
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Hey, Sheldon. Hey.
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So what are we studying?
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The periodic cable envelopments.
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Today we're going to learn about band
bonds.
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hydrogen, and all the gas.
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Yeah.
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You know, the cool thing about elements
is they're the exact same here on Earth
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as they are on Mars. You get neon,
argon, and krypton.
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Yeah, that's so interesting. But, um,
maybe we could just stop studying and
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maybe you could just show me your
assignment.
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Oh, no, Femi.
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You'd miss all the fun of gaining all
this valuable knowledge.
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And the best part is learning it.
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We should really get started with
writing all this down.
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Let's learn about the valence bond.
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Here we got the atom.
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And the electrons in each one of them.
The negative.
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Whoa, Penny, come on. Not in front of
the periodic table.
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Come in.
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Do you really want to study?
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It'd be so much more fun.
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Penny, how is that going to help you on
the periodic table?
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It's all just power.
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Charlotte, come here.
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Yes?
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Well, maybe there's just some things
that I could teach you.
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I can't do this.
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Charlotte, don't you find me attractive?
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I mean, I do.
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I've calculated that your face symmetry
is when the top 95 % happens.
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So, are you afraid of my boyfriend,
then?
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Although I do feel fear in my amygdala,
originally from my prefrontal cortex.
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What? Katie!
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Just tell me if you can calculate if
this feels good.
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By calculate, do you mean articulate?
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Shut up.
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What are you doing?
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Penny, wow, okay.
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Maybe this is better than the table.
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I don't see anything wrong with that.
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Your boyfriend just left.
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Shut up, Sheldon. He won't be back for a
while.
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Are you sure she's gonna be gone?
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She won't come back.
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It's so big.
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Oh my God, Sheldon.
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I can't keep doing that.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God. Oh
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my God.
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Oh my God.
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You're missing a lot of knowledge.
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If I ejaculate in your vagina, you're
also having an unwanted pregnancy.
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astronomical.
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I think it's safe to touch your face.
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But I think we should get back to
studying.
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Well, maybe you can show me your
assignment?
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Oh yeah, yeah.
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Like that?
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Yeah, just like that.
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I knew it. Good morning.
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Hey,
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you're still here, Poindexter?
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Hey, baby.
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You taste funny.
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Funny? I don't know.
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Um, I did my assignment.
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Oh, that's great.
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I'm going to go shower. I'm going to put
in some practice.
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Hey,
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watch this for me, would you?
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Actually,
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you should stay and watch.
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You know, you like studying something.
I'll give you something to study. If you
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ever get a chance to lose your
virginity, you might learn something
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Oh, my God.
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I have to take a nap.
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Ugh.
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Come on.
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Can I come on your face? You know I
don't do that.
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Come on.
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Now there's a lesson for you in sex
education.
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Prince, you've lasted that long for a
jock. Your technique is far inferior to
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mine.
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I'm most surprised that she let me come
in her face and not you.
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Penny!
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