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Last night, Donald Trump gave the
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Last night, Donald Trump gave the
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Last night, Donald Trump gave the
longest State of the Union address in
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longest State of the Union address in
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longest State of the Union address in
history, just beating out Harry Truman's
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history, just beating out Harry Truman's
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history, just beating out Harry Truman's
performance of the vagina monologues.
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performance of the vagina monologues.
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performance of the vagina monologues.
But honestly, it didn't feel long. It
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But honestly, it didn't feel long. It
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But honestly, it didn't feel long. It
felt endless.
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felt endless.
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felt endless.
That's because I wasn't sleeping through
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That's because I wasn't sleeping through
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That's because I wasn't sleeping through
it, unlike some people.
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it, unlike some people.
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it, unlike some people.
>> Is how it gives Americans the chance to
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>> Is how it gives Americans the chance to
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>> Is how it gives Americans the chance to
see clearly what their representatives
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see clearly what their representatives
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see clearly what their representatives
really believe. Pillar of the American
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really believe. Pillar of the American
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really believe. Pillar of the American
dream that has been under attack is
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dream that has been under attack is
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dream that has been under attack is
homeownership. With us tonight is Rachel
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homeownership. With us tonight is Rachel
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homeownership. With us tonight is Rachel
Wiggins, a mom of two from Houston.
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Wiggins, a mom of two from Houston.
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Wiggins, a mom of two from Houston.
>> Well, who says Democrats are woke?
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>> Well, who says Democrats are woke?
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>> Well, who says Democrats are woke?
>> They were just honoring Black History
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>> They were just honoring Black History
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>> They were just honoring Black History
Month by also having a dream. But let's
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Month by also having a dream. But let's
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Month by also having a dream. But let's
let's not focus on length. Let's focus
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let's not focus on length. Let's focus
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let's not focus on length. Let's focus
on girth. By which I mean the content of
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on girth. By which I mean the content of
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on girth. By which I mean the content of
the speech. Mr. President, what is your
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the speech. Mr. President, what is your
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the speech. Mr. President, what is your
message on the state of our union?
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message on the state of our union?
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message on the state of our union?
>> Our nation is back. Bigger, better,
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>> Our nation is back. Bigger, better,
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>> Our nation is back. Bigger, better,
richer, and stronger than ever before.
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richer, and stronger than ever before.
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richer, and stronger than ever before.
This is the golden age of America.
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>> Oh, okay. That's great news. I actually
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>> Oh, okay. That's great news. I actually
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>> Oh, okay. That's great news. I actually
think an optimistic, uplifting State of
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think an optimistic, uplifting State of
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think an optimistic, uplifting State of
the Union might be just what the country
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the Union might be just what the country
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the Union might be just what the country
needs right now. Let's hear more about
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needs right now. Let's hear more about
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needs right now. Let's hear more about
this uh golden age.
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this uh golden age.
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this uh golden age.
>> Drug lords, murderers all over our
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>> Drug lords, murderers all over our
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>> Drug lords, murderers all over our
country killed and maimed. Thousands
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country killed and maimed. Thousands
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country killed and maimed. Thousands
ambushed and shot in the head. Shot
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ambushed and shot in the head. Shot
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ambushed and shot in the head. Shot
violently in the head. One bullet after
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violently in the head. One bullet after
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violently in the head. One bullet after
another. Violently and viciously. We're
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another. Violently and viciously. We're
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another. Violently and viciously. We're
talking about the edge of death.
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>> Which part of this is the golden age?
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>> Which part of this is the golden age?
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>> Which part of this is the golden age?
Can we just get back to the uplifting
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Can we just get back to the uplifting
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Can we just get back to the uplifting
optimism?
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optimism?
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optimism?
>> Gushing blood which was flowing back
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>> Gushing blood which was flowing back
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>> Gushing blood which was flowing back
down the aisle viciously slash bleeding
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down the aisle viciously slash bleeding
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down the aisle viciously slash bleeding
profusely. Blood all over, shredding his
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profusely. Blood all over, shredding his
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profusely. Blood all over, shredding his
leg into numerous pieces. Unbelievable
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leg into numerous pieces. Unbelievable
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leg into numerous pieces. Unbelievable
what's happened to his legs.
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what's happened to his legs.
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what's happened to his legs.
>> Oh my god, the violence. Was this a
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>> Oh my god, the violence. Was this a
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>> Oh my god, the violence. Was this a
State of the Union speech or a Quinton
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State of the Union speech or a Quinton
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State of the Union speech or a Quinton
Tarantino movie? All that's missing is
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Tarantino movie? All that's missing is
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Tarantino movie? All that's missing is
Uma Thurman's bare feet.
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Uma Thurman's bare feet.
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Uma Thurman's bare feet.
>> Oh,
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>> Oh,
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>> Oh,
close enough.
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close enough.
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close enough.
Look, there's nothing wrong with
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Look, there's nothing wrong with
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Look, there's nothing wrong with
honoring Americans who have been through
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honoring Americans who have been through
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honoring Americans who have been through
tragedies, but we used to have
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tragedies, but we used to have
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tragedies, but we used to have
presidents who could do that without
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presidents who could do that without
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presidents who could do that without
sounding like a six-year-old
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sounding like a six-year-old
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sounding like a six-year-old
dismembering his G.I. Joe's. Now, the
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dismembering his G.I. Joe's. Now, the
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dismembering his G.I. Joe's. Now, the
speech wasn't just two hours of Donald
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speech wasn't just two hours of Donald
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speech wasn't just two hours of Donald
Trump traumatizing America. One one
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Trump traumatizing America. One one
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Trump traumatizing America. One one
reason that the speech went so long was
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reason that the speech went so long was
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reason that the speech went so long was
because Republicans kept interrupting
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because Republicans kept interrupting
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because Republicans kept interrupting
with applause breaks, which Trump would
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with applause breaks, which Trump would
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with applause breaks, which Trump would
just bask in, rotating back and forth
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just bask in, rotating back and forth
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just bask in, rotating back and forth
like he was stuck on oscillating fan
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like he was stuck on oscillating fan
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like he was stuck on oscillating fan
mode.
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mode.
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mode.
guys. Uh, he's stuck. How do I How do I
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guys. Uh, he's stuck. How do I How do I
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guys. Uh, he's stuck. How do I How do I
get him back to regular? Push or pull?
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get him back to regular? Push or pull?
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get him back to regular? Push or pull?
Do I push or do I pull?
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Do I push or do I pull?
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Do I push or do I pull?
But the Democrats stayed seated almost
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But the Democrats stayed seated almost
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But the Democrats stayed seated almost
the entire night and you could tell it
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the entire night and you could tell it
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the entire night and you could tell it
started to get under Trump's skin.
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started to get under Trump's skin.
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started to get under Trump's skin.
>> How do you not stand? How do you not
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>> How do you not stand? How do you not
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>> How do you not stand? How do you not
stand? You should be ashamed of yourself
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stand? You should be ashamed of yourself
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stand? You should be ashamed of yourself
not standing up. You should be ashamed
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not standing up. You should be ashamed
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not standing up. You should be ashamed
of yourself. Look, nobody stands up.
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of yourself. Look, nobody stands up.
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of yourself. Look, nobody stands up.
These people are crazy.
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>> Mr. President, I will have you know that
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>> Mr. President, I will have you know that
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>> Mr. President, I will have you know that
the Democrats are not standing because
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the Democrats are not standing because
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the Democrats are not standing because
they are outraged by your tyranny and
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they are outraged by your tyranny and
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they are outraged by your tyranny and
lawless behavior and also they are
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lawless behavior and also they are
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lawless behavior and also they are
asleep right now.
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>> You know, Mr. President, let's forget
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>> You know, Mr. President, let's forget
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>> You know, Mr. President, let's forget
about the golden age and yelling at
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about the golden age and yelling at
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about the golden age and yelling at
Democrats for not applauding you. Why
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Democrats for not applauding you. Why
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Democrats for not applauding you. Why
don't you just focus on telling us the
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don't you just focus on telling us the
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don't you just focus on telling us the
state of the union? NOW,
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state of the union? NOW,
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state of the union? NOW,
>> HERE WITH US TONIGHT IS A GROUP OF
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>> HERE WITH US TONIGHT IS A GROUP OF
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>> HERE WITH US TONIGHT IS A GROUP OF
WINNERS who just made the entire nation
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WINNERS who just made the entire nation
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WINNERS who just made the entire nation
proud. The men's gold medal Olympic
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proud. The men's gold medal Olympic
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proud. The men's gold medal Olympic
hockey team. Come on in.
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>> Oh, okay. Great. Nice to give the hockey
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>> Oh, okay. Great. Nice to give the hockey
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>> Oh, okay. Great. Nice to give the hockey
team a shout out. All right, give a wave
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team a shout out. All right, give a wave
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team a shout out. All right, give a wave
and smile. They got strip clubs to get
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and smile. They got strip clubs to get
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and smile. They got strip clubs to get
to.
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to.
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to.
But now that we've gone through that,
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But now that we've gone through that,
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But now that we've gone through that,
back to the State of the Union. I will
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back to the State of the Union. I will
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back to the State of the Union. I will
soon be presenting Connor with our
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soon be presenting Connor with our
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soon be presenting Connor with our
highest civilian honor, the Presidential
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highest civilian honor, the Presidential
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highest civilian honor, the Presidential
Medal of Freedom.
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>> Okay, great. Didn't need to do that
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>> Okay, great. Didn't need to do that
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>> Okay, great. Didn't need to do that
here, but sure. One quick award. Let's
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here, but sure. One quick award. Let's
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here, but sure. One quick award. Let's
not turn this whole thing into a big
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not turn this whole thing into a big
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not turn this whole thing into a big
award show.
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award show.
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award show.
>> I will ask the First Lady of the United
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>> I will ask the First Lady of the United
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>> I will ask the First Lady of the United
States to present Captain Royce Williams
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States to present Captain Royce Williams
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States to present Captain Royce Williams
with his Congressional Medal of Honor.
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with his Congressional Medal of Honor.
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with his Congressional Medal of Honor.
present Chief Warrant Officer Slover
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present Chief Warrant Officer Slover
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present Chief Warrant Officer Slover
with the Congressional Medal of Honor. I
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with the Congressional Medal of Honor. I
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with the Congressional Medal of Honor. I
am now awarding you the Legion of Merit.
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am now awarding you the Legion of Merit.
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am now awarding you the Legion of Merit.
It's called the Purple Heart.
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It's called the Purple Heart.
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It's called the Purple Heart.
>> Wow. He didn't just give out one award,
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>> Wow. He didn't just give out one award,
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>> Wow. He didn't just give out one award,
he gave out all the awards. Guess the
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he gave out all the awards. Guess the
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he gave out all the awards. Guess the
state of our union was come on down.
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state of our union was come on down.
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state of our union was come on down.
Now, you could be cynical and say that
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Now, you could be cynical and say that
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Now, you could be cynical and say that
it seems like Trump has so few
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it seems like Trump has so few
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it seems like Trump has so few
accomplishments of his own that he was
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accomplishments of his own that he was
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accomplishments of his own that he was
trying to draft off of the actual
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trying to draft off of the actual
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trying to draft off of the actual
heroism of other people instead. But
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heroism of other people instead. But
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heroism of other people instead. But
hey, at least he's giving awards to
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hey, at least he's giving awards to
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hey, at least he's giving awards to
other people for a change instead of
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other people for a change instead of
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other people for a change instead of
demanding that they give one to him.
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demanding that they give one to him.
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demanding that they give one to him.
>> I've always wanted the Congressional
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>> I've always wanted the Congressional
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>> I've always wanted the Congressional
Medal of Honor, but I was informed I'm
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Medal of Honor, but I was informed I'm
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Medal of Honor, but I was informed I'm
not allowed to give it to myself. And I
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not allowed to give it to myself. And I
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not allowed to give it to myself. And I
wouldn't know why I'd be taking it, but
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wouldn't know why I'd be taking it, but
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wouldn't know why I'd be taking it, but
they ever open up that law, I will be
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they ever open up that law, I will be
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they ever open up that law, I will be
there with you someday.
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there with you someday.
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there with you someday.
>> Yeah, there he is. just can't help
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>> Yeah, there he is. just can't help
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>> Yeah, there he is. just can't help
himself. Trump would have asked for the
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himself. Trump would have asked for the
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himself. Trump would have asked for the
Purple Heart, but his doctors told him
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Purple Heart, but his doctors told him
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Purple Heart, but his doctors told him
that he had one already.
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that he had one already.
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that he had one already.
For more on last night's address, let's
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For more on last night's address, let's
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For more on last night's address, let's
go live to Washington DC with Troy Iada.
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>> You were in the room for the speech. You
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>> You were in the room for the speech. You
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>> You were in the room for the speech. You
had a seat in the gallery. What was your
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had a seat in the gallery. What was your
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had a seat in the gallery. What was your
impression?
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impression?
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impression?
>> Yeah, I guess it was fine. I don't know.
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>> Yeah, I guess it was fine. I don't know.
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>> Yeah, I guess it was fine. I don't know.
Some people liked it. Whatever.
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Some people liked it. Whatever.
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Some people liked it. Whatever.
>> Okay. U What was fine or whatever about
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>> Okay. U What was fine or whatever about
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>> Okay. U What was fine or whatever about
it? Can Can you just be more specific?
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it? Can Can you just be more specific?
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it? Can Can you just be more specific?
>> Oh, you want me to be specific?
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>> Oh, you want me to be specific?
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>> Oh, you want me to be specific?
>> It was specifically shitty. Okay. The
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>> It was specifically shitty. Okay. The
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>> It was specifically shitty. Okay. The
whole thing sucked. Okay. Go away.
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whole thing sucked. Okay. Go away.
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whole thing sucked. Okay. Go away.
>> Go away. Why are you so upset?
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>> Go away. Why are you so upset?
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>> Go away. Why are you so upset?
>> Because I
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>> Because I
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>> Because I
I was the only one in the entire room
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I was the only one in the entire room
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I was the only one in the entire room
who didn't get an award.
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Are you happy, Desi? Like this is this
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Are you happy, Desi? Like this is this
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Are you happy, Desi? Like this is this
is the fourth grade spelling bee all
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is the fourth grade spelling bee all
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is the fourth grade spelling bee all
over again.
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over again.
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over again.
>> What are you talking about?
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>> What are you talking about?
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>> What are you talking about?
>> I spelled the word pigeon with a D.
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>> I spelled the word pigeon with a D.
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>> I spelled the word pigeon with a D.
>> No, I I meant about this speech. Why?
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>> No, I I meant about this speech. Why?
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>> No, I I meant about this speech. Why?
Why were you expecting an award? Well, I
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Why were you expecting an award? Well, I
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Why were you expecting an award? Well, I
wasn't at first, but then everyone
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wasn't at first, but then everyone
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wasn't at first, but then everyone
around me started getting awards like
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around me started getting awards like
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around me started getting awards like
the Medal of Freedom, the Medal of
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the Medal of Freedom, the Medal of
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the Medal of Freedom, the Medal of
Honor, a Purple Heart, a Bronze Star,
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Honor, a Purple Heart, a Bronze Star,
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Honor, a Purple Heart, a Bronze Star,
and I went home empty-handed. Like, what
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and I went home empty-handed. Like, what
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and I went home empty-handed. Like, what
am I, a female director at the Oscars?
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am I, a female director at the Oscars?
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am I, a female director at the Oscars?
>> See, they're sad for me, too.
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>> See, they're sad for me, too.
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>> See, they're sad for me, too.
>> But you weren't there to get an award.
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>> But you weren't there to get an award.
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>> But you weren't there to get an award.
You were there as a reporter.
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You were there as a reporter.
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You were there as a reporter.
>> Well, that's no consolation when
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>> Well, that's no consolation when
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>> Well, that's no consolation when
everyone around me is getting them. and
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everyone around me is getting them. and
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everyone around me is getting them. and
for lame stuff. Like a guy in front of
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for lame stuff. Like a guy in front of
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for lame stuff. Like a guy in front of
me was honored for having good facial
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me was honored for having good facial
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me was honored for having good facial
hair and a woman next to me got a medal
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hair and a woman next to me got a medal
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hair and a woman next to me got a medal
for her parallel parking and then some
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for her parallel parking and then some
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for her parallel parking and then some
got a fancy flag just because her
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got a fancy flag just because her
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got a fancy flag just because her
stupid husband died in the stupid Korean
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stupid husband died in the stupid Korean
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stupid husband died in the stupid Korean
War.
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War.
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War.
Like why can't my husband have died in
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Like why can't my husband have died in
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Like why can't my husband have died in
the Korean War?
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the Korean War?
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the Korean War?
>> Because you weren't born yet and you
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>> Because you weren't born yet and you
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>> Because you weren't born yet and you
also don't have a husband.
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also don't have a husband.
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also don't have a husband.
>> Oh, rub it in.
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>> Oh, rub it in.
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>> Oh, rub it in.
>> Look, don't let it get to you. All
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>> Look, don't let it get to you. All
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>> Look, don't let it get to you. All
right, those awards were just Trump
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right, those awards were just Trump
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right, those awards were just Trump
glomming onto other people's glory.
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glomming onto other people's glory.
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glomming onto other people's glory.
>> I have glory to glom. I have so much
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>> I have glory to glom. I have so much
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>> I have glory to glom. I have so much
glory to glom. I I can spell pigeon now.
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glory to glom. I I can spell pigeon now.
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glory to glom. I I can spell pigeon now.
P I G E O N D. DAMN IT.
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P I G E O N D. DAMN IT.
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P I G E O N D. DAMN IT.
>> WAIT, that's where you put the D.
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>> WAIT, that's where you put the D.
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>> WAIT, that's where you put the D.
>> Oh my god. Oh my god. You sound just
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>> Oh my god. Oh my god. You sound just
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>> Oh my god. Oh my god. You sound just
like Mrs. Lombard.
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like Mrs. Lombard.
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like Mrs. Lombard.
>> I'm sorry, but if you care so much about
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>> I'm sorry, but if you care so much about
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>> I'm sorry, but if you care so much about
getting an award, why don't you just
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getting an award, why don't you just
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getting an award, why don't you just
enlist in the army or or join a hockey
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enlist in the army or or join a hockey
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enlist in the army or or join a hockey
team?
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team?
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team?
>> You don't think I tried? After heated
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>> You don't think I tried? After heated
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>> You don't think I tried? After heated
rivalry, I thought I'd be great at
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rivalry, I thought I'd be great at
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rivalry, I thought I'd be great at
hockey, but turns out it turns out
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hockey, but turns out it turns out
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hockey, but turns out it turns out
hockey is not the part I was great at.
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hockey is not the part I was great at.
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hockey is not the part I was great at.
SO,
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I don't know, Desi. I don't know. I
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I don't know, Desi. I don't know. I
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I don't know, Desi. I don't know. I
guess I'm just not good at anything. I'm
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guess I'm just not good at anything. I'm
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guess I'm just not good at anything. I'm
never going to get a medal at the State
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never going to get a medal at the State
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never going to get a medal at the State
of the Union. I'm never going to be a
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of the Union. I'm never going to be a
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of the Union. I'm never going to be a
celebrated widowerower. I never.
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celebrated widowerower. I never.
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celebrated widowerower. I never.
>> Oh, Troy, I I hate seeing you like this.
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>> Oh, Troy, I I hate seeing you like this.
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>> Oh, Troy, I I hate seeing you like this.
Can Can I do anything to help?
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Can Can I do anything to help?
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Can Can I do anything to help?
I don't know. You could maybe
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I don't know. You could maybe
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I don't know. You could maybe
give me an award.
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give me an award.
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give me an award.
>> Sorry, what?
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>> Sorry, what?
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>> Sorry, what?
>> You can give me an award. GIVE ME AN
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>> You can give me an award. GIVE ME AN
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>> You can give me an award. GIVE ME AN
AWARD. GIVE ME ONE,
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>> AWARD.
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>> AWARD.
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>> AWARD.
>> OKAY. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. FINE.
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>> OKAY. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. FINE.
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>> OKAY. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. FINE.
Uh Troyada on the
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Uh Troyada on the
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Uh Troyada on the
>> Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm not ready.
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>> Okay. Okay, Troy, on behalf of the
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>> Okay. Okay, Troy, on behalf of the
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>> Okay. Okay, Troy, on behalf of the
United States, I'd like to present you
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United States, I'd like to present you
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United States, I'd like to present you
this uh presidential water BOTTLE
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>> for
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>> for
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>> for
>> America's worst speller of pigeon.
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>> America's worst speller of pigeon.
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>> America's worst speller of pigeon.
>> OH MY GOD.
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>> OH MY GOD.
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>> OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD.
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OH MY GOD.
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OH MY GOD.
Thank you. Thank you. T H A N K D.
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Thank you. Thank you. T H A N K D.
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Thank you. Thank you. T H A N K D.
>> No, that's that's enough. Troy won.
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>> No, that's that's enough. Troy won.
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>> No, that's that's enough. Troy won.
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