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Greetings, Earthlings.
ALL SCREAM

You'll form two girl groups.

? I'm in love with an alien... ?

? If you left me,
that'd be tragic... ?

Mariah Balenciaga.

It was almost like you were
looking at the others going,

"What are they doing now?"
THEY LAUGH

Sminty Drop.

I definitely saw you hurting.

Serena, your cartwheel
didn't cart as well.

- Kate Butch.
- You really surprised me!

Condragulations, you are the winner
of this week's maxi challenge.

The queen I have chosen
to give the Chippy Tea to...

...is Mariah.

Wow.

Fake Butch is here, I see.

Serena Morena...

Shantay, you stay.

Sminty Drop...

Sashay away.

- I love you.
- ALL CHEER SUPPORTIVELY

Uh-uh-uh!

This programme contains
some strong language.

KATE SIGHS HEAVILY

- Oh!
- Oh, my God.

We are back on the Werk Room
and, oh...

I'm very happy and proud

to still be here.

I did my lip-sync very well.
I deserve to be here.

Sorry, Sminty.

"You will begin to cough
in seven days.

"Love, Sminty."

She's placed a curse on you.

Or is it on me?

- That's a threat.
- Oh, my God.

I'm very sad,

because I really respect her,
love her, adore her, cherish her.

And, yeah,
she left us too soon for me.

Honestly, I was shocked
because to me,

she was like one of the top
contenders in this competition.

I feel crushed.

She was easily
my closest friend here.

I wish she could have gone further
in the competition.

And I think the other girls
are shocked as well.

But, Serena, congratulations
on that lip-sync.

It was the third chance
to save my ass.

You did do that, yeah.
You saved your ass.

Well, it's time to say goodbye
to Sminty.

- Love you, sis.
- Goodbye!

- I love you so much.
- Mwah, mwah, mwah!

This was a hard one.

Everybody connected with Sminty.

But I also think

it is fair.

Let's go.

Serena, she really held her own
in that lip-sync.

Thank God she didn't do
any cartwheels in this one!

Congratulations, Kate Butch!

Thank you.
ALL CHEERING

Felicidade!

Thank you. It feels great to win,

but it's just that little cloud
of that decision.

It was so difficult.

It could have gone either way.

And I would have
not had any ill will

had you picked anybody else.

But I really thought that you would
have possibly picked your UK sister.

My main reason if I had chosen
Sminty to have the Chippy Tea,

I was really scared of her reaction
if I didn't pick her.

And I didn't want to make the choice
out of fear.

No, can I clarify?

You're afraid that
if you didn't pick her,

she's going to be mad, right?

I'm currently terrified.

No! This doesn't make sense.

If this is your reason,
it's not logical.

But maybe...

...she don't want UK queen
to be in this competition...?

Who knows?

But I also did hear you say
about track record.

And she had been in the top twice.

It's a huge list of ingredients
of what the choice was.

Track record was one of them.

My relationship with the girls
was one of them.

Looking at it objectively,

I think she did do the least well
this week.

Watching it on the screen,
I was least entertained by Sminty.

That's how I feel.

It just doesn't make sense to me.

Out of the bottom girls,
Sminty had the best critiques.

So if we're going to base it
on the challenge,

then she should have been saved.

Giving the Chippy Tea to someone

- is not sending the other people
home.
- I was about to say,

like, she didn't send
Sminty home.

I think we're just shocked

because there isn't
any UK alliance happening.

We discussed
at the start of the competition

what we were thinking.

I don't think we ever agreed
to a capital-A alliance.

Can you back me up on that, Zahirah?

Well, judging from today,
I guess there isn't.

You're saying
there was no UK alliance?

You were the one on week one,
out the gate, grabbed me

and Sminty and asked us
for this alliance.

What are we doing amongst ourselves?

Well, I know that I've definitely
got both your backs.

- I've got your backs.
- I've got your
backs. And speaking of backs,

I will be needing your help from
one of you to shave my shoulders.

- She's good with hair.
- I think we should bide our time,

see what the song contest brings.

That'll separate the wheat
from the chaff.

Now, in front of the other girls,

you're saying that
there's nothing of the sort?

That's dirty gameplay right there.

It went all around in my head.

Should I pick someone
from the same country as me?

I'm friends with Sminty, but I'm...
I think I'm friends with all of you.

I never agreed to an official
alliance with Team UK,

but I said I would
keep an eye on them.

We just thought maybe it was
going to take another turn, right?

There's no way of making it
look good.

All right, you know what, ladies?

I'm ready to get this off.

It certainly wasn't my intention
for Sminty to go home.

SHE SQUEALS

I thought this week,
Mariah was the person to save.

I feel like everyone's interrogating
my decision a lot more than

- they interrogated yours.
- No! Don't take it personal.

Is Zahirah mistrustful of me?

But another question. Do you need
Zahirah to go far in this game?

She has been safe every week.

Aaaaagh!

I love her, but I feel like

I've maybe jeopardised that
by sending her friend home.

I didn't...
I didn't send her friend home!

- I didn't send her friend home.
- You didn't.

There's no way that three UK queens
were going to make it to the final.

So in terms of the competition...

...it might work out in my benefit.

Last time I was here,
I was nice to everybody.

And where did it get me?

Agh!

That's my brains! Urrrgh!

I think to make it to
the end of this competition,

I'm going to need charisma,

Bad Cathy, uniqueness,
nerve and talent.

C-BUNT.

BOTH SCREAM

The winner, crowned
Queen of the Mothertucking World,

will receive a cash prize
of �50,000.

Tonight with Michelle Visage,

Alan Carr,

and extra special guest judge
Will Poulter.

? RuPaul's Drag Race

? May the best drag queen win! ?

ALL CHEER
Let's do this!

Buenos dias. Good morning!

It's a new day in the Werk Room,

and I'm here, I'm safe.

I feel very blessed. Si!

Babes, can we give it up
to our winner, Kate Butch?

CHEERING

- She's a winner!
- Congratulations, Kate Butch.

Thank you very much.

I will say I would have liked to
have won Fontana's badge

where there were no difficult
decisions attached to it.

Everybody still likes you.

Yeah!

Thanks, Mariah.

I'm so happy for Kate

after winning last week.

I just still don't buy
her decision making.

What's on your mind, Kate?

I've had some time
to think over my decision,

and honestly, I do stand by it.

- And I do obviously miss Sminty.
- Yeah.
- But
- I
- didn't send her home.

Kate says she misses Sminty.

Girl!
Then you should have saved her!

Gawdland, m'darling.

You were on a two winning streak
and I did... put the stop to that.

Um, of course upset, because

I feel like I deserved to win,

but I don't know what's going on
in Mama Ru's mind. Like...

- Oh!
- You know?
- OK.
- We never know.

- But, yeah, I'm glad I'm here.
- Well, that's...

That's interesting to know. Noted.

Gawdland, don't be a greedy bottom.

Hello, hello, hello.

- Hi!
- Hi-i-i-i!

Oh, wow.

Good morning, queens.
ALL GREET RU

Now, they say a picture tells
a thousand words.

But this ain't no art gallery.

This is a library.

Oh, my God!

And it's about to open officially.

The library is open

and it's critically underfunded.

Support your local libraries!

Because reading is what?

-
- Fundamental!
- Fundamental, that is correct.

First up, Mariah.

- I couldn't possibly.
- No, of course not.

Ooh, I am excited
to read these bitches!

I've been waiting
the whole competition

to get hold of these hos.

Oh, wow, Serena.

I couldn't possibly read you

in anything other than Braille.

Ohhh!

LAUGHTER

- Naomy!
- Bring it.

No wire hangers ever!

And yet there you are.

Hang me up!

Kate Butch! I'm really glad
that we have you here

because your drag makes my drag
look a lot prettier.

Ooooh!

Zahirah, since you are
a serial safe,

you should change your name to
"Safe-hirah."

- Safe-hirah!
- I knew it was
going to be fucking safe jokes.

There it goes.

That joke was safe.

- Miss Mariah.
- I love you!

We all know you're just here
in the UK for the health care.

She needs two knee surgeries,
new glasses,

a face-lift.
Poor thing is falling apart!

Hold it together!

Fontana, you know...

You know, accurate.

Fontana. So beautiful, so sexy.

She puts the lust in lacklustre.

- Ooooh!
- Oh!

Naomy. Keep looking
in the mirror, girl.

Your face is just fine. It's your
personality that's the issue.

Aaaaah!

Fontana, you've had so much filler,

your expressions come with
a 15 minute delay.

RU CACKLES

I haven't had much done at all!

The shade!

Mariah!

Good to see that the Americans
do recycle their trash.

Ohhhh!

Sad to know that
they send it to the UK.

Gawdland.

You are not the dumbest person
in the world,

but you better pray they don't die.

Oh, my God!

FAKE LAUGHS

I'm going to do fake laugh for you.

Zahirah.

You know, this is also for Fontana.

When you want to puke,
you can use Zahirah.

Yeah, she's a SAFE-ty bucket.

You know what? Fontana can use me
as a bucket any time.

Gawdland, look at you.

You put the Thai in tiny.

- Ah!
- Yes. And after 30 seconds
in a room with you,

I put the Thai in tired.

You're going to be more tired!

Naomy, you are a statuesque,
beautiful model.

But the thinnest thing
about you is your hair.

It's bad because it's true.
But you can relate.

- Yeah!
- I've got thick hair,
it just starts far back.

I'm wearing a bang.
You should do the same.

Well, the library is closed, officially.

Ladies, you are all fluent
in the language of shade.

But one of you
has the sharpest tongue of all.

The winner of
today's mini challenge is...

...The Only Naomy.

Yeah! I've won something! Yay!

This is my first win on
Drag Race ever!

And I am so excited that
it's the reading challenge.

- I really am a mean
- BLEEP!

- Condragulations.
- Thank you, Ru!

OK, ladykins, I'm glad you
got that off your chesticles,

because from now on,
I want you all to shut the tuck up.

For this week's maxi challenge,
you need to serve face

and let your body talk

as you act in silent movie shorts.

Silent movies!

Bring the scripts
and let's get this done.

Now, Naomy, as the winner
of the reading challenge,

you get to choose
the two acting troupes,

starting with a team of four.

Oh, this is a difficult one.

Team one will be Zahirah,

Kate Butch,

and... Mariah.

And I will be joining team one.

- Team one.
- Team two will be Gawdland,

Serena and Fontana.

All right, kids,
get into your teams.

Silent movies.
I think it's going to be

a hard challenge
for many of my sisters.

- The only team!
- They are so, so loud.

We need to be...

-
- ...silent.

Now, later, you'll shoot
your silent movies

with the dynamic directing duo
of Michelle Visage

and legendary screenwriter
Russell T Davies.

- No!
- Piss off!

I am so excited.

Russell T Davies was my introduction
to British culture.

The Doctor Who revival,
and Queer as Folk, Cucumber...

My gay nerdy heart
is just filled with joy.

Now, read my lips.

SILENT MOVIE MUSIC,
NO AUDIBLE SPEECH

- Acting challenge!
- Yes!

And a silent one.

I'm very familiar
with the silent film era.

The talkies didn't come around

until after the second
or third year of me starting drag.

Scripty-onto.

I like this,
I don't have to memorise lines.

- So, Miss Naomy...
- Yes.
- ...how did you choose the grouping?

It was the leftovers,
I'm going to call...

No! I fear that they may be doing
the same expressions a lot.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And also,
Gawdland is always very loud.

I don't know if she works in silent
as well as she does in voice.

- Mm-hm.
- I thought about,

who do I think I can work with,
who has, like, an array of emotions?

- Yeah.
- This is a silent movie challenge.

It's about expression.

So I'm really happy with my team.

I think we've got the most
pliable faces

because we've had the least
work done.

THEY SNIGGER

- Acting challenge.
- But silent!

I think it's good for me.
I don't need to use long phrases.

- Yes.
- Bring the comedy.
- Yes.
- With our faces.
- Expressions.

We just, like, believe in ourselves
and just enjoy.

- It's a funny challenge, you know?
- Yeah.

I really like my team.

Serena is Mexican, drama queen!

Gawdland's showed she can deliver,
she can do whatever.

And I'm Brazilian. I'm very spicy!

Let's go!

So here we have the plot.

Ugly mother despises
her beautiful daughter,

but is too distracted by her date

with a creepy villain to care.

When he discovers
she's been catfishing him,

he shifts his focus
to the beautiful daughter.

Let's just say,
shit's about to go down.

I would maybe like to be
the ugly mother,

because I just got this picture
in my head

about this very ugly mum
trying to be hot.

I am usually a beauty queen,
so I want to show them diversity.

This will be really fun to do.

I think I really like
the creepy villain.

- The creepy villain.
- Yeah.

I think that I also want
to be creepy villain

because it's like contrast
with my character.

It could be so much fun to have,

like, this Mexican daughter being...

Why am I laughing at this?

Could be the good opportunity

- to bring a good actress in myself.
- Yeah, of course.

I love the telenovelas.
Being dramatic.

In my blood is
the telenovelas characters.

Ooooh! Ooooh!

We had this beautiful daughter,
always suffering.

Very dramatic, like, "Aaaah!"

So, yes, let's switch the role.

I believe in this team. And babes,
if we are loud using words,

we're going to make sure we're
going to be as loud and dramatic...

- Of course, babes.
- ...without using a single word.

Right?

We are starring in Ain't Nothing
Going On But The Rent.

Mother, Gay Daddy, and Lil' Shirl...

...are a struggling family
on the brink of eviction.

When the evil landlord hatches
a plan to separate them,

leaving Gay Daddy to live with him,

Mother and Lil' Shirl must find a
way to get the revenge they deserve.

Will they succeed?
You'd better believe it!

I would like to say
right off the bat,

I am very much feeling
evil landlord.

I think you'd be fantastic as that.

You know what?

I know Kate didn't save
my girl Sminty last week, but

I'm letting what happened aside
just for a sec.

Because I know
she's got the acting chops.

- I did win my acting challenge on my
season.
- You did!
- I didn't know that.

But I could assume.

I see that Gay Daddy has scenes
with Kate.

She's the best actress here.

- I'll be Gay Daddy.
- You can give Daddy.

You're fit.

I'm not going to be outshined
by Kate.

We're going to work together

and absolutely smash it
out of the park.

- Mariah, how are you feeling?
- Well,
I'm poor and sad, so I guess Mother.

- She is the mother.
- OK.

And also you being Lil' Shirl

- and being taller than Gay Daddy...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-
- This is a really good script!

I have a good feeling about this.

I've never done something like that
before so I'm really excited to try.

Oh, getting a win at this stage
would be just so sweet

because I've been in the top

so much and I just want a badge,
please!

Do I smell an Emmy nomination?

- Oscar, BAFTA, Golden Globe.
- Brit Awards.
- Rear Of The Year.

- Oh, dear. Already in character.
- Wow.

It's time to hit the studio
and film our silent movies

directed by Michelle and Russell.

Please meet the legend,
Russell T Davies.

My honour,
my absolute honour to meet you.

I feel stressed and nervous

because we're being directed
by two icons.

And break a leg.
Very excited to see this.

I really want to win again,

so I'm going to go completely
crazy bananas.

I have my fingers crossed
and I hope for the best.

OK, so I'm going to go through
the prompts

and you kids will just act it out

so we can have
that silent era effect.

- Ready?
- Yes!

And action.

Ugly mother enters,

hunched over. A little bit faster.

Beautiful. Daughter's disgusted.

I'm in love with Fontana boobs
because they are not here,

they are, you know, down!

FONTANA CACKLES

Deek-deek-deek-deek!

The breasts follow you
around the room.

- Yeah. Try not to bounce so much.
- OK.

Right? OK.

And action.

Creepy villain enters.
GAWDLAND SNORTS

Keep going, keep going, keep going.

Ha! The legs!

I'm not the main character
in this movie.

It's kind of hard for me

to steal the spotlight.

I have to make mine bigger
than anyone.

- You catfished me!
- You catfished me!

I'm having fun doing it.

And I can hear the laugh.

They're liking it!

MICHELLE AND RUSSELL LAUGH

- Cut!
- Amazing.

Just keep the energy up.

But you're getting it.
You're really getting it.

In fact,
it's gaining a life of its own.

So are Fontana's boobs.

Here we go, prison scene.
And action.

SHE WAILS

In my original season,
I didn't do acting challenge.

I'm very nervous.

Cut!
SERENA GROANS

Don't look at the floor.
This is your moment.

- Yeah.
- Don't waste your face at the floor.

I need to do my best.

Beautiful daughter looks miserable.
She does not want to get married.

SHE WAILS AND TRILLS

I don't want to be
in the bottom this time.

I hope that RuPaul laugh a lot.

Oh, please, RuPaul, laugh!

The end!

Yay!

Well, I guess I know
why they invented talkies.

Indeed.

- I applaud you.
- Thank you.
- Thank you, kids.

Hello, ladies!

Now it's time to hit the studio.

- Hello, girls.
-Hi!

I can't believe I'm standing
in front of

Russell T Davies!

- Good luck.
- Big fan.
- Thank you. Thank
you, darling.
- I love you so much.

This is a dream. Such a dream.

I am delighted my career
is going so well

- that I'm going back
to the silent era.
- Yes!

OK, let's take it from the top,
and action.

Mother enters with a food tray.

She's exhausted
from cooking all day.

- Oh, that's good exhaustion.
- Very good.

-
- We start filming
and I think it's going great.

Mother opens the cloche

to reveal three Tic Tacs!

Give us a reaction!

I don't know what's got into me.
I feel so free.

I have not frolicked like this

since I was literally a kid.

MICHELLE AND RUSSELL LAUGH
Nice.

Lil' Shirl starts crying.

She's even more hungry!

So I decided that since I'm a child,

I will start with

110% of energy and keep that.

Everything you're giving is perfect.
Just try to do it more still.

Think of the face,
think of the camera, fix that.

- Everything, all the emotions
are brilliant.
- Yeah.

Naomy has been a petulant child
this whole competition.

So... kind of fits.

Are we ready for the next prompt?

Action. Enter evil landlord.

It's rent day, bitches.

KATE LAUGHS EVILLY

I feel like a cartoon come to life.

I've got a strong idea
of my character, how he moves,

how he acts.

And I think Michelle and Russell
are loving it.

Now, evil landlord,
point to the daddy.

Daddy, how are you going to
pay these bills?

What am I going to do?

Your melodrama,
there needs to be control in this.

- Zahirah, you hear me?
- Yeah.

And this challenge really,

really matters. Because I just need
that top spot so bad.

I really need to throw everything
and the kitchen sink into it.

- Mouth the word "Deal."
- Deal.

Oh, let me twizzle your moustache.

MICHELLE ROARS WITH LAUGHTER

Now, that kiss is not
in the script.

We need the rent,
but not that bad, girl!

OK, great. And cut.

Sorry to...
Sorry to poop on your parade.

I never thought I'd be making out
with Kate Butch on national TV.

Whilst there isn't
an official UK alliance,

there might be a UK
sexual relationship developing.

That is a wrap on
Ain't Nothing Going On But The Rent.

I'm learning a lot, and I'm going
to take this back to Cardiff

and make Doctor Who like this,
with this cast.

Call us any time.

THEY LAUGH

Today is the elimination day.

And someone's going to go home.

Not me, girl.

OK.

Ooh. Yesterday in the Werk Room,

it was so nice and peaceful
with the silent film.

But now we're back in the chaos
with all these catty queens.

How do y'all feel like y'all did
in the challenge yesterday?

Two babes. We had so much fun.

I went all in, and I really hope
the judges see that.

Oh, speaking of going all in,

Miss Kate and Miss Zahirah went
all the way in.

Yeah.

My tongue went all the way down
Miss Kate Butch's throat...

Down the gullet.

...which I didn't expect to do
coming into this competition.

But you know what?
You gotta do what you gotta do.

RETCHES

She bit my full tongue!

Kissing?!
I'm not OK with that.

- Kate, are you a single person?
- I am.

I've been single since I was born.

Yeah. I'm just,
I'm working on myself.

How has dating been like for you?

I mean, since my last season,
dating has been really hard.

- Yeah?
- Really?

Oh, everyone's just like,
"What's RuPaul really like?"

Yeah.

Years ago, no-one wanted
to date a drag queen.

But since the popularity of
the show...

Oh, it has changed.

...there are definitely a lot
of people

who want to get with
the Drag Race girls.

And social media is also,
like, furthering that.

It can almost get like
a stalker vibe.

- It's like Zahira for Mariah.
- With Mariah.
- Yeah.

- The super fan.
- Right.

So, Miss Gawdland, how's your dating
in Thailand?

I never had a, like,
officially boyfriend.

It's quite hard. They think
that we are the fun of the party,

and they don't want to make
a relationship with us.

- Because, I don't know, maybe
they're...
- They're insecure.

- Yeah, they're internalising.
- Exactly.

And then they're pushing their
internalised homophobia to us.

And it's just not fair.

Dating life for me
is really chaotic.

Being who I am, I just really
attract mostly, like, T-chasers,

that see non-cisgender people
as objects.

We're automatically put
into this sexual fetish thing.

That's why I feel like I don't
go with straight guys any more.

Because... Because I am quite
feminine in and out of drag.

I feel like, growing up,

I was like an experiment
almost for a lot of guys.

In Mexico, I enjoy to be single

because I can be with another man
in the sauna.

LAUGHTER

Told you!

- Take me with you.
- Yeah.

I really love saunas.

Is anybody here in a relationship?

I've never been in a relationship.

- No?
- It just never happened.

I think people just
automatically put me into,

like, a maternal or, like,
a mom vibe.

- Yeah.
- And so I'm constantly
getting friend-zoned,

and I'm just like, I don't want to
take care of you, like, comfort you.

I just want to suck your dick.

LAUGHTER

Whatever happens, Mariah,

you have found the person
who loves you the most.

-
- Me!
- That is true.
- Zahira.

-
- Oh, my gosh.

You are right,
my little Jiminy Cricket.

LAUGHTER

? Cover girl

? Put the bass in your walk

? Head to toe

? Let your whole body talk... ?

Welcome to the main stage of

RuPaul's Drag Race UK
Versus The world.

Michelle Visage!

Like a silent movie star,

she's got a great pair of lips.

Ow! Ow! Ow! Which set?

- Both sets.
- Ha-ha-ha! Oh!

And the super specsy Alan Carr.

You have the right to remain silent.

Thank God,

because my lips are sealed.

Both sets.

LAUGHTER

And our extra-special guest judge
Will Poulter.

Now, without speaking,

show me how excited you are
to be here.

Well, we are very excited
to have you here.

MOUTHS

Well, yeah, you can,
you can talk now.

Oh, thank God for that.

I thought had to keep that up
all night.

This week, we challenged
our international queens

to become silent movie stars.

And tonight on the runway,

the category is
She-vil Movie Villains.

Racers, start your engines

and may the best drag queen win.

Category is She-vil Movie Villains.

Up first, The Only Naomy.

She has got to be joking.

You have got to be joking.

You are joking.

I am serving you Joker-down!

I feel so "she-vil" right now.

Is she having a laugh?

Why so serious?

Come on, Purple Rain... coat.

I really, really love the Joker.

The mixture between insanity
and the seriousness.

Ha-ha-ha-ha! I love it!

Is she a top or a Gotham?

LAUGHTER

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Up next, Zahira.

Are you a good witch or a red witch?

This is my favourite
runway look ever.

Mystique morphing into
the Scarlet Witch.

Is she Arthur or Martha?

Mystique is basically a drag queen.

She transforms into
different people.

And I do the same.

You know, people say
she's two-faced.

I'm in a full Marvel look right now
in front of someone

who is in the Marvel Universe,
I am gagged.

- We all make mistakes.
- We do.

Up next, Mariah Balenciaga.

I'd hit that iceberg.

This look is two movie villains.

The iceberg that sunk the Titanic

and the most villainous character
of the movie, Rose.

I hear she loves to "deep boat".

Now, that lady had the heart of the
ocean in her pocket the whole time,

only to throw it in the water
at the very end.

Now that, THAT was a villain.

Rose before host!

Boats and clothes.

On top of having enough space
on that door,

she took a nap and woke up.

And then she was surprised
he was dead.

Girl, boo! Get out of here!

-
- It's been 84 queers!

LAUGHTER

Up next, Kate Butch.

Nailed it.

I'm a huge Marvel fan,

and I'm thrilled to be presenting
the biggest,

baddest bitch of them all, Thanos.

Those are what we call
vulva slicers.

Oh, my God, Michelle!

LAUGHTER

Well, they are!

I love a superhero movie.

Drag is like having a superhero
alter ego.

So I'm so glad that I've got
to bring the MCU

to the Drag Race stage.

Table for five.

I've taken a very masculine,

aggressive character
and femmed it up a little bit,

which is what I do every time
I get into drag.

Anybody want a handy?

Serena Morena.

For my she-evil movie villain,

I'm serving Mr Freeze,
but female version.

Everybody freeze!

Allow me to break the ice.

I'm Mrs Freeze,
ready to fight Batman!

I can't wait to taste
that creme brulee.

LAUGHTER

I'm shining on the runway
with this big and silver armour.

To-to-to. With my gun.

With my blue face.

Maybe like a Smurf.

You know what they say.

The best things in life are
"freeze".

For the first time ever,
my vajita is frozen.

I'll be back.

LAUGHTER

Up next, Gawdland.

Take that look off your face!

EVIL LAUGHTER

I'm serving you the Grand High Witch
from The Witches movie.

SCREAMS

- Which category is this again?
- Hm-mm.

I am not the ordinary witch.

I'm the ugliest witch
you've ever seen!

Well, she just puts the ho
in hocus-pocus!

I am giving you vintage glamour,

but I'm making it ugly.

Witch, you better werk!

I bet her cauldron stinks.

Up next, Fontana.

- I do.
- Just don't kill me.

Exactly.

For my she-vil movie villain,

I chose the legendary Tiffany,
the bride of Chucky.

POLICE SIREN

Smokeshow!

Apparently, I have
so many lookalikes,

one of them is Tiffany.

So I decided to embrace
the Tiffany fantasy with a twist.

Her pussy is on fire.

The bride of Tucky.

I see the judges are having
a good time,

but especially the cute little
Mr Poulter.

Babes! I do!

Chipotle for lunch.

It always burns more
when it comes out.

When it comes out, right?

LAUGHTER

Welcome, Queens.

Time to watch your silent movies.

First up, Ain't Nothing Goin' On
But The Rent.

LAUGHTER

KNOCK ON DOOR

LAUGHTER

LAUGHTER

LAUGHTER

LAUGHTER

LAUGHTER

APPLAUSE
-
- Oh, my God!

All right, next up, Up The Aisle.

LAUGHTER

KNOCK ON DOOR

JUDGES LAUGH

Never-rrrr!

I gotta voice, you know!

And I will be heard!

You cannot silence me.

You ungrateful little...

How very dare you!

JUDGES LAUGH

Well done, ladies.

This is going to be a hard one
to judge.

UK vs The World rules
are still in full effect.

Now it's time
for the judges' critiques.

First up, Naomy with a Y.

So, you played Lil' Shirl
and you, Naomy,

were super fun
because you went full throttle.

I felt the choices that you made
with Mariah, your mother,

were really strong and you two
worked really, really well together.

Your energy is unbelievable.
I wish I could bottle that.

I can bottle some of that energy
for you if you want me to.

Thank you. I'll take a few.
I'll take a case.

I don't think that's legal
in England.

LAUGHTER

We all know the Joker look.

It's instantly recognisable.

But you showed me
a different side of it.

You've made it camper,
if that's possible.

It's so gorgeous, so chic.

I love your take on it.

- Naomy, you chose the teams.
- I picked people

that I knew would be strong in this,

that I knew I would rise up
with them, energy-wise.

And I'm very, very happy
with my pick.

- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.

- Up next, Zahirah.
- You did have a tough job.

You got Naomy as the man-baby
and Kate as the evil landlord.

So, in a way,
they dictated how you acted,

and I think you could've added
a bit more characterisation.

Listen, nobody sucked.

It's a really, really tough one.

I think you did a good job with it.

I just think it would've
packed more of a punch

if it were a bit rougher
around the edges.

It would've been even funnier.

I mean, this look, you look SO good.

You look like you could be dropped
straight away into a Marvel movie.

I totally agree.
Your movement is just like that of

a stunt person who works in Marvel.

I can tell you
that I did not nail that,

and that's why I don't do
any of my own stunts.

LAUGHTER

Well, this is a tough challenge
to judge

because you were all very good.

I thought you were so much fun.
My only problem is,

it took me a while to figure out

what exactly you were.

For a silent film,
I would want to know the second

that you appear on screen.

- I take everything you say on board.
- Thank you.

Thank you.

Up next, Kate Butch.

-
- Kate, I just knew you had
that silent movie sensibility.

All the tropes of
an evil landlord you did.

Just couldn't wait to see you
pop up on the screen.

You're such a good actor.

Eyebrow game
and moustache game was very strong.

CHUCKLING

And you know what they say, Ru?

- What's that?
- The eyebrows are
the moustache of the lips.

Oh, that's right, that's right.

They do say that. Yes.

Tonight, this is gorgeous.
And I want to give you a compliment

because you have come
so far with your make-up,

with your execution.

I was tough on you in your season,
but deservedly so.

This is so much more elevated.
I'm so proud of you.

Thank you.

What acting jobs have you had
since you were here last?

Er, done a little bit
on the West End.

- We'll call them pantomimes.
- Uh-huh.
- But I take them as serious theatre.

I've done a couple of
Stephen Sondheim shows

and a sitcom on the BBC
called The Power of Parker.

- That's fantastic.
- The opportunities
that being here last time

have presented me has been amazing.

Well, that is our wish
for you kids, to take

this opportunity
and turn it into more things.

- Yeah.
- Very proud of you.
- Thank you.

Up next, Mariah.

So, I was worried a little bit about
you, because these kids were

so going overboard,
and you were underplaying it.

And you know what?
It ended up being perfection.

I thought you were so great
in the challenge.

When you're miming, sometimes,
the mistake that can be made

is to overcompensate with loads
and loads of body movement.

But you used your facial
expressions really, really well

and sometimes they say as much as
any movement that you can provide.

And this, was a clever twist on

a villain actually being
the iceberg.

And you still made that
look fabulous.

And I think, if I was on the Titanic
and I saw you coming towards me,

I'd stay on the boat!

I wouldn't jump, I'd stay!

You were the anchor.

You sold the idea that your family
was so downtrodden.

I thought you were fantastic.

Was there anything you didn't get
to do in this sketch?

Get sandwiched between
Kate and Zahirah.

- We'll do that in Untucked!
- Yes!

LAUGHTER

All right. Thank you.

- Serena.
- I loved how much

you threw yourself into the
challenge. All I wanted was a bit

more clarification of
your character.

I think you really could've
pushed it.

That would've sealed the deal
for me.

I thought it was one of the best
slaps I've ever seen,

certainly in the silent film world.

LAUGHTER
It was epic.

This costume is amazing.
So beautifully made.

Wearing this is amazing for me.

For me, I would've liked your face

to have been a little more silver
and a little less blue,

but I'm being really picky
because I have to be.

Now, in the silent movie,
I felt the second one,

I had a hard time figuring out
what choices were being made.

First one, I knew exactly
who everyone was, er,

except for...
LAUGHS

...Zahirah.

Tell me about your process.

I really enjoy the filming process.

It was very good,
and I feel you, Michelle,

you were very nice with me.

She was NICE with you?

- I'm actually nice.
- Oh, come on!

All right. Thank you, Serena.

Up next, Gawdland. And, Gawdland,

you have never looked
more beautiful.

LAUGHTER

Our creepy villain.
I was just gobsmacked.

The choices that you made.
You were like somebody

they had to just let off the leash
and go do your thing,

and it was so fun to watch.

It's really amazing to have
the level of infectious energy

that you have
and channel it correctly.

And I found you to be
really, really funny.

It was a lot of shooting in the dark

and hoping something lands.

That said, I would pay big money

to watch you act
in all of the works of Shakespeare.

You are absolutely insane.

This look,
we've had some reveals on this show,

but for you to actually take
your face off,

probably the most spectacular
reveal I've seen.

Amazing. Don't tell me this time
it's not a friggin' prosthetic.

LAUGHTER

What made you decide to do
The Witches?

I just want
to do something very crazy

and this is very me
and I'm loving it.

With prosthetics, you know,
you can't breathe through your nose.

You should just breathe
through your butthole.

CACKLING

- All right. Thank you.
- Thank you, Mama.

Hannah Fontana.

You were having a good time
as this character.

I think, physically,
you understood who she was.

I think you were a bit too obsessed
with your saggy boobs.

So I think, for me,
it became very one-note.

It was the same thing over and over.

I love this look. It's so clever.

There's just so many little details.

And I love the story
as you came down the runway.

I wanted to learn more.

It's so filmic. It's very Chucky,
it's very Tim Burton,

it's very Corpse Bride,
it's very Beetlejuice.

And that jacket is like
a Thom Browne look or something

- off a runway. It's amazing.
- Thank you. I say yes!

I say I do. Just don't kill me.

This look is just so fun.

It's a great, great look. OK, let's
get into the silent film.

I mean, listen, it was fun to watch,

but we have to judge this
on the specifics.

You and Gawdland
were mirroring each other's energy,

so it didn't make the character,
for me, specific enough.

I felt that your character just
wanted to jiggle her titties.

- Am I wrong?
- No, you're not, Mama!

I was feeling the titties, absolutely.

Yeah.

Ladies, I've made some decisions.

Naomy with a Y.

Gawdland.

You are both safe.

Kate Butch.

Your dastardly landlord

will live rent-free
in our heads forever.

Mariah Balenciaga.

Your iceberg floated our boats

and in the silent movie,

you mothered.

Mariah Balenciaga, condragulations.

You are the winner
of this week's challenge.

Oooh!

My first RuPeter badge!

This thing I am gagging!

And the proud recipient
of... the... badge.

? Rule, Britannia! ?

And the proud recipient of
an extra special Chippy Tea.

Kate Butch, you are safe.

Which means, Zahirah,

Serene and Fontana...

...I'm sorry, my dears, but you are

the bottom three queens of the week.

And now your fate lies
in the hands of Mariah Balenciaga.

If Mariah gives you the Chippy Tea,

you'll be spared from lip-syncing
for your life.

While you plead your case
in the Werk Room,

the judges and I will untuck.

Cod Save The Queen.

You may leave the stage.

Bloomin' 'eck.

We're back in Untucked and I feel
really happy for Mariah.

She was a great scene partner

and she had me cackling.

Want to sit right next to Mother.

Mama!

It's nice that an older lady
can finally win a challenge.

It serves me right for giving her
that Chippy Tea.

Condragulations, Mariah!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Come on! You fucking deserve it!

Mariah, I can't lie.

I was so overjoyed when you won.

- Yeah.
- Three seasons of Drag Race,
and this is the first win.

- Is it?
- No way!
- Yes!

- No way!
- Oh, my God!

Is she running Mariah's
fanbase account?

And I'm adding that to
the Mariah Encyclopaedia.

Oh, my God.

Why do you know everything
about Mariah?

That's crazy
and a little creepy. Stop.

It feels so surreal.

Like, it only took me 15 years

to finally get a win.

She got a badge!

I think I did a really good job.

I actually enjoyed this challenge.

This was my lucky charm.

I'm so used to doing beauty,

so to actually let myself go,

it was literally

and figuratively letting
my hair down.

- Thank you for picking me.
- Of course!

And thank you for putting together
such a bombshell-ass team.

- I love this team.
- I had the most fun
in this challenge.
- Yes.

I think you really executed
that character.

Thank you so much.
Who's ready for my plea?

I need a fight.

I just got my cocktail
and I just right out

need to fight for my spot.

I want to be here so, so bad.

To be a Filipino on this show,

the first go around,
I was so proud of myself.

And to be able to be invited back...

-
- ...and represent the UK,

um, it's just so important to me

and I want to carry on doing that.

Um, I feel like I've grown so much

in this competition.

-
- I'm not ready
for this journey to be over.

I've got so much to show.

I'm watching my sister Zahirah.

The face is dry.

I need to be here.

Where are the tears?

SLURPS
Bad acting moment.

SERENA LAUGHS

The last time when I was
in the bottom, I gave up.

I gave up.

But I need to fight
for my spot here.

I feel that love.

Thank you.

Serena, how are you feeling?

As my sister said,
I want to be here.

I want to stay here to show more.

And I am the very first
Mexican queen to be here in the UK,

and I know Mexico needs
to see more of me,

the world needs to see more of me,

so if you choose me,
I'll be very happy.

If you don't choose me...

...OK. It's OK.

But save me, please.

THEY ALL LAUGH

Please.

Serena, I must say,
you make me very happy.

Oh, my God.

How are you feeling, Fon?

Um...

...I'm not going to give up.

I'm going to fight hard to stay
in this competition.

There's, like,
millions of people at home

getting inspired by my story,
and by this journey that I built.

And I worked so hard to get here.

I really, really hope I get
the chance to keep inspiring people,

to speak with my voice for the
people that have no voice out there.

So please, let me stay.

Drag is the only thing I have.

I feel like the girls think
that emotion will sell it.

And if I'm here,
I'm here to change the world.

And I want to change the world
with you.

Why don't you sell us track record?

The reasoning
why you should stay should be

that you did very well
in this competition, shouldn't it?

FONTANA SIGHS

I have a very, very,
very tough decision to make.

I'm going to go
and toil with my thoughts.

And you three queens,
I'll see you in a moment.

SHIP HORN BLARES

This is not going to be easy,
but we're here to play a game.

I could say Fontana.

She could stay here and continue
to be a beacon of hope for people.

Hello. It's been a while
since I've seen you.

I could save Zahirah.

I know that she would have my back.

What would you do?

I could save Serena.

I'd have that little ray of sunshine
in my pocket.

Uh-huh.

Oooh!

Stop that! That's so naughty.

I could be strategic
and keep somebody

who has a less than notable
track record,

which would make mine
look even better.

There's choices to be made.

Welcome back, queens.

Mariah Balenciaga,

in your hands, you hold the power
of the Chippy Tea.

Which of our bottom three queens

will you save
from lip-syncing tonight?

Ru, I have waited 15 years
for a winning moment.

THEY ALL LAUGH

I took into consideration the
judges' critiques and criticisms,

and also everything
that each queen represents

for their country
and for themselves personally.

I would like to extend
this Chippy Tea...

...to the heart of my ocean,
Miss Zahirah.

Zahirah Zapanta,
you are now safe - officially.

- Thank you.
- Yes!

Oh, thank goodness!

You may both join the other girls.

I will be writing extra good words
for her

in the Mariah Balenciaga
Encyclopaedia.

That means,
Serena Morena and Fontana...

...you are both up for elimination.

-
- It just hit me that
I'm going to lip-sync against

my Latina sister, Serena.

At the end of the day,
I'm a performer.

I'll give my all.

I just need to know,
where is my bucket?

Two internationally-acclaimed
queens stand before me.

I've consulted with the judges, but
the final decision is mine to make.

Prior to tonight,
you were asked to prepare

a lip-sync performance of
Axel F by Crazy Frog.

Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me

and save yourself from elimination.

The time has come...
THUNDER RUMBLES

...for you to lip-sync...

...for your life!

I don't want to go home this week.
Right now, no.

If this means
that Fontana needs to go home,

I'm going to do it.

Good luck...

...and don't fuck it up.

? Ring ding ding daa baa

? Baa aramba baa bom baa barooumba

? Wh-wha-what's going on-on?

? Ding, ding... ?

LAUGHTER

? This is the Crazy Frog

? Ding, ding

? Bem, bem

? Ring ding ding ding, ding, ding

? Ring ding ding ding, bem, bem, bem

? Ring ding ding ding, ding, ding

? This is the Crazy Frog... ?

THEY CHEER

? Ding, ding... ?

What is going on?!

This is the queer art
we must protect.

? This is the Crazy Frog

? A ram me am brem da

? Am da rem ram am da

? Brrrim, brrrran, rrran

? Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba

? Be-e-e-e-e-em! ?

LAUGHTER

? Ding, ding

? This is the Crazy Frog

? Ring ding ding ding, ding, ding

? Ring ding ding ding, bem, bem, bem

? Ring ding ding ding, ding, ding

? Ring ding ding ding, baa, baa

? Ring ding ding ding, ding, ding

? Ring ding ding ding, bem, bem, bem

? Ring ding ding ding, ding, ding

? This is the Crazy Frog!

? Ding, ding

? Bem, bem. ?

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

-
- Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Fontana, shantay, you stay.

You may join the other girls.

Thank you.

Serena Morena...

...sweet serenity. Mucho, mucho amor.

Thank you so much, Mama.

A few years ago,

because of you,
I decided to do drag.

And now also because of you,

and in front of you,
I'm making my dreams come true.

- Thank you very much.
- Thank you.

- We love you!
- We love you!

We love you so much!

Dale, Serena!

Now, sashay away.

- Te quiero!
- We love you!

- Perrisima!
- Perrisima!

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

Mwah!

THEY ALL CHEER

Oh, my God!

I don't want to say goodbye
in this make-up.

I think at this moment,
Mexico is proud.

If my parents and my friends
are proud...

...I'm very happy.

Muchas gracias, RuPaul. I love you.

Viva Mexico!

I love you, my sisters.

It's a full dream come true.

Well, condragulations, ladies.

And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how the hell you gon' love
somebody else?

Can I get an amen over here?

-
- Amen!
-All right!

Now let the music play.

? To-to-to the moon

? To the moon

? Come on and take me away

? To-to-to the moon. ?

Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race UK
Versus The World...

You'll be performing at RuPaul's
Fringe Festival...

- ...in pairs.
- Oh!

It wasn't really a double act.

It just needed to be funnier.

It was such an assured,
confident performance.

This means no shade,

but when I hear
from some other people

that they don't care about being
in the finale, for example...

- Who said that?
- Who said that?!

Spill the tea, girl!

Say the name.

Speak their name.

? To-to-to the moon

- ? To the moon
- Blast off

? To the moon

? Come on and take me away

? To-to-to the moon

- ? To the moon
- Baby

? To the moon

? Come on and take me away

? To-to-to the moon

- ? To the moon
- Blast off

? To the moon

? Come on and take me away

? To-to-to the moon! ?