All language subtitles for Below Deck Down Under S03E14

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"Below Deck Down Under"...

Oh! Whoa!

What’s going on
on the foredeck?

ing hell.

I’ve just become lead deckhand,
and I’ve bungled it up.

You’ve gotta earn your
stripes, brother.

The other way, sorry.

Yeah, but it’s more
fun this way.

Might be into her a
little bit, I think.

A lot bit.

Where’s Alesia?
Go grab her.

Hey, baby girl.
What’s happening?

I don’t get told anything
that’s going on.

I actually feel like I just
want to cry and cry and cry.

I would really appreciate it
with Alesia if you could

step away from the situation.

There’s a present
in there for you.

That’s so thoughtful!

I’m gonna switch you
two around this trip.

Okay.

You’ll be, like, main service.

Okay.

Yep.

Just slightly dying.

Bri, could you bring
some oat milk up?

I don’t know how Marina does it.

I feel like I’m getting
pulled in every direction,

and this is too much.

Rebecca and Eric are
husband and wife.

The guests would like
a circus-themed evening,

including a tasting menu
to fit the theme.

Just clowning around.

8:30, dinner up here.

It’s gonna take an hour
to set it up.

- All right, I’ll see you.
- Make sure you look good.

- Is the wind increasing?
- Oh no!

This is the windiest
it’s ever been!

- This is all ruined.
- No!

Is the wind increasing?

Oh dear.

This is the windiest
it’s even been.

Oh God.

Grab the monkey,
the monkey’s going.

What is with this wind?

That just came out of nowhere.

This is not good.

Oh my God.

All right, let’s
get it downstairs.

I can’t risk doing
this during dinner.

Now we’ve got 30 minutes.

Quick, quick, quick, quick.
Start running this stuff down.

It was looking so good.

Beautiful little cheffy.

I don’t even know how
we’re going to do the acts.

There’s no room down there.

Oh my God.
This is all ruined.

This is literally
all stuck together.

This----ing sucks.

Sh--.

Okay, these are
their scorecards.

Cutlery.

Plates we don’t need.

- Marina, you can do the drinks.
- Okay.

Shots with the boys.

Friends hanging out.
Let’s do some shots, guys.

Bloody nightmare.

This circus dinner
is probably

the most complicated
one of the season.

We have many courses and
circus acts to match.

We have a strongman, a magician,

naughty clowns,
a contortionist.

I even have a giraffe
I need to wrangle tonight.

I want it to be perfect,
but there is so much to do

and we really don’t
have much time.

Cheers, you bunch of
- ing freaks. Let’s go.

Is everyone happy with
what they’re doing

- on their performance?
- Mm-hmm.

Captain Jason.

They’re going to serve the food,
then we’re going

to clear the food, and then your
act’s going to go on, yeah?

- Okay.
- Harry, you’re first.

Oh, crap.

We’ve got to stick our stuff
on you as well.

We’ve got to stick
our stuff on you.

- I know.
- Am I third course?

Yeah, you’ll be after
the truffle popcorn.

Adair and I are doing
the clown trick.

A pie of cream in the face.

Who’s getting the cream pie
in the face?

I would not be mad
about a cream pie.

I’m following.

Just wanted to make sure that
you’re understanding the genius.

I like that.

Okay, thanks guys.
Amazing. That looks wicked.

- Yeah, that’s cute.
- Love that. Love that.

Still looks really good.

Do you want to get
changed quickly?

Woo-hoo.

In terms of room flipping,
cabin flipping.

We’re going to have to just
work on that when we can.

Yeah.

It’s just going to have to be
in between each meal.

Yeah.

Are those all...

I’d rather be naked
than wear this.

This dress. Oh.

This is the worst thing
I’ve ever worn in my life.

What’s on the
menu tonight, chef?

Okay, we’re going to
start with

the deviled eggs
they requested.

Fantastic.

And then truffle popcorn,

blooming fried onion with
this sauce that I’m doing now.

Delicious.
Very circus.

Well, of course it’s circus.

I love a fun theme.

This is when I can really bring
some theatrical stuff in.

Playful dishes, but
also elevate them.

I want to keep the guests
guessing and go,

oh, I never thought it
could be like that.

Turn that back on
and do the onions.

Will you take a photo
please, Tzarina?

Oh, it’s all right.
I don’t want to be in it.

- It’s fine.
- You can be in it.

No, it’s fine.

Go into character.
You have to flex.

Oh, wait.

Jesus Christ, I don’t know if I
want to go next to that thing.

I don’t need a photo or
anything.

Oh God.

They’re good.

That’s so funny.

All right.
Couple more shots.

To the circus that’s
about to happen tonight.

Let’s go.

Woo!

- Let’s go.
- Let’s go.

Get it. Get it.
Get it. Get it.

All crew, all crew,
the guests are coming.

Welcome to the circus.

Wow.

- Oh my God.
- Hello!

This is amazing.

We have some whiskey sours
for you guys.

And soon enough, our
famous acts will start.

Oh!

I’m over the moon
being on service.

I’m really happy that Lara
gave me this chance

and I really want to prove
that this is the right move

because I want to grow
in this industry.

I need to understand
what the big dogs do.

- 10.
- Yay!

- Thank you.
- 10!

He’s got the whip!

I’m not going to have a radio
on me,

so I’m going to put it behind
the bar just so you know.

No, but I haven’t
got my earpiece in.

Captain Jason, this
is a little awkward.

I know.

We’re dressing like each other.

This is deviled eggs.
This is mushroom.

Bri, we’re going to have to
turn the cabins over.

Of course.

And truffle tapenade.

Let’s focus on bed, towels.

I’m done with this day.

I’m defeated.

Deviled egg.

No!

10!

- Big deviled egg guy.
- Yeah.

To the casino circus.

Woo!

- That’s delicious.
- Yeah. Really, really good.

- This deviled egg.
- Oh, wow.

I’m Overworked chef.

Bri, can you just come
to the crew mess, please?

On my way.
Sh--.

They eat quick.

- How was that? Good?
- Fantastic.

It was incredible.

Are you ready?

Put it in here.

When I ask you to grab
the onions, I will need them.

Okay.

I’ll tell you when.

Let’s do it.

Oh! Oh! Yay.

Ladies and gentlemen, get ready
to meet our gentle giant.

Welcome, our giraffe.

Yes! Yes!

So, Harry the Giraffe we rescued
from Sydney, Australia.

He has a big, long, stiff neck.

10!

I wear the spots in
this relationship.

Fantastic.

Good job. Good job.
Amazing.

All right. Let me get my walkie

because I’m going
to go upstairs.

What is this?

Truffle popcorn with
Parmesan cheese.

Grated cashews.

They look freaking sick.
Smashing it.

Just breathe.

So here we have a truffle
popcorn with Parmesan cheese.

- Thank you.
- Oh, cute.

We’ve got towels.

We need two bath towels,
one hair towel,

one floor mat, one washcloth.

Two bath towels, one hair mat,
one floor mat, one washcloth.

Yep.

- Marina?
- Yeah?

Okay.

Bri, are you all right to meet
me in the crew mess in a minute?

Prepare to be amazed
by our contortionist.

- Woo!
- Yeah!

Let’s go, girl.

Woo!

Wow!

How does she do it?

Incredible. Incredible.

What else can she contort?

Good job, good job.

See this hole?

That’s where I need to
put the thingy in,

so that needs to be facing me.

Yeah. Perfect.

Ladies and gentlemen,
showcasing his immense strength,

our muscle man.

Woo!

What’s the act that's on now?

Now it’s Nic.

Oh!

Let me ask you a question.

Is it wrong to be strong?

No!

Lara, Lara, galley,
how’s it looking?

Whoa!

All right, so they’re going
to be messing around

a bit up there.

I might need to re-smoke these.

Lara, Lara, galley.

Hello? Cheffy is in the galley,
in a stupid little hat.

I still need timing
and communication.

Is this a dirty Shirley?
I think it is.

Adair, can you meet me
in the crew mess?

Remind me, Tzarina,
what this is?

- The onion.
- The blooming onion?

Yes.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, I love that.

Wow.

They’re smoking us up.

Thank you so much.
Wow.

Wow.

Is that a little blooming onion?

Oh, my God.

My favorite food of all time.

Best day of my life.

- Bri?
- Yes.

How long do you reckon
their act’s going to be?

Probably not too long,
like five minutes.

I reckon I can plate.

Do you reckon I can plate?

No, not yet. Not yet.

They’ve got to do
their act first.

Around the table to the primary.

I need to know when
to plate.

So everything can
be ready.

They’re going to be
like five minutes.

Then I’ll tell you
when they go up.

All right.

Girls, girls, girls.
Quick, quick, quick.

With their colorful costumes
and playful antics,

we now have our hilarious
and mischievous clown.

Uh-oh.

Hey!

Thank you.

Oh!

- Yeah?
- Spin it!

Here comes the other clown!

- Spin it!
- Oh!

- Oh, no!
- Here we go! We got more!

Oh, no!

Alesia and I are
the naughty clowns.

So we get the pie, and
we put it around the table.

Who are we going to hit?

Maybe the captain.
Maybe the primary.

Oh, no!

Oh!

The commitment.

Thing was all messed
up the whole time.

- That was unreal.
- That was amazing.

- That was brilliant.
- That was amazing.

So you guys might as well
just chill for a bit.

Could you roll up those
zucchinis a bit for me?

Yes, of course.

I’m not a magician.

I can’t magically see
what’s happening upstairs.

I feel like I’m completely
forgotten about.

But she has to understand
these theme nights, we share.

It’s not The Lara Show.

What time is it?
We need the next course.

Let’s go! Let's go!

- That was unreal.
- That was so good.

So you guys might as well
just chill for a bit.

I was so ready to take
it to the face.

’s sake.

You might want to just run up
in between these little bits.

All right, guys.

- Oh.
- There you are.

Amazing.

We have a roasted chicken with
a butternut puree, cauliflower,

- and sweet potatoes.
- Damn.

Okay. Enjoy.

Oh, that puree.

- Adair, I’m here.
- Okay.

Bri, Bri, could you come
to the bar, please?

This rockiness of just
getting thrown all over,

it’s overwhelming.

It just changes
every three seconds.

And I can’t be
everywhere at once.

I need to get into
my bunny thing.

So I’m going to let you girls
do the clearing and everything.

And then go back to your cabins.

He looks good in
his hot pants, doesn’t he?

I can’t believe you're doing
the laundry like that.

I’m less sweaty
than the uniform.

Oh, thank you so much.

You looks so cute!

How’s it looking?

Are they happy with the food?
Are we nearly ready?

- I’m ready.
- Do they like it?

- They loved it.
- Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen,
you will now

meet the master of illusion.

Communication has been
bare minimum tonight.

Prepare to be astounded.

I shall require a volunteer.

There you go. You go do it.
Go do it, Reagan. Go do it.

Take a seat.

Now, my lady, what is
your favorite animal?

A sloth.

I heard bunny.

- A bunny rabbit, yes.
- A bunny rabbit, ah, well.

Zabula-de-ba-pa-pow!

10!

Oh, what a mess tonight.

Good evening.
And good night!

- Freaking amazing, well done!
- Well done.

Well done.

This night’s great, but we're
just all over the place.

Oh, me.

That’s bloody exhausting.

Good work, well done.

- You did really well.
- Thank you.

I’m really proud of my team.

For them to be able to come
together, bring their ideas,

and really just work in
unison and pull this off,

look, it’s a great feeling.

This is the level I’ve been
striving for all season.

Really well done.

I don’t know if I can have
the crew mess as my domain

as well as this.

I’m really struggling.

Okay.

- 7:00 start?
- Yes, please.

Marina, Marina, Lara,

how are you getting on
in the main salon?

It’s good.
We’re just vacuuming the floors.

Bri, Bri, Lara.

As soon as you’re
done in cabins

try and get to bed
before 12 if you can.

Copy that.

Dude, I’m exhausted.

Have an excellent night.

Thank you so much.

I’m glad you had a great night.

- Absolutely.
- See you tomorrow.

I’m, like, very
annoyed right now.

Are you okay, honey bun?

Did you have a fun night?

Mm-hmm.

- You did great.
- Thank you. So did you.

I was wondering if I could
talk to you tomorrow

- about the crew mess.
- Yes.

To be honest, I’m drowning
in my workload.

It’s, like, some days
I can do it

and some days I just can’t.

It depends on...

Okay, what are you
struggling with?

Well, I don’t have
enough hours in the day.

I can do the clear-up.
I can take the plates in.

I can wipe the tables down.

I just don’t want to be
solely responsible

for the crew mess.

But lunch clear-up, dinner
clear-up is meant to be yours.

I just can’t do it.

Okay.

Look, I’ve still got
all the floors to scrub.

Sorry, I don’t want
to cut it short.

It’s just that if I carry
on talking to you,

it’s gonna be later and later.

Okay.

All right, this is being
a pain in the ass.

Over here.

Hey, hey.
You all right?

- Sure?
- Sure.

- Sure?
- Thanks.

- Happy? Going to bed?
- Mm-hmm.

Okay. Sleep well.

Thank you.

Get some good sleep, yeah?

I’m just grabbing
your whites.

What’s happening?

Baby.
What’s going on?

I don’t know.

What is it?

I’m just like... overwhelmed.

Baby...
What’s going on?

It’s just feel like...

on housekeeping, I’m trying
to keep up with it

and do it right, and I
feel like I’m not doing it

as good as it should be,

and then I’ve been also doing
a lot of service with it,

so it’s just getting pulled
in every direction,

- every second, and I’m like...
- It’s too much, isn't it?

Yeah, just today, though,
today was just like...

You’re doing great, baby.

Thank you.

- You can always come to me.
- I love you.

I know. Thank you.

- I love you.
- I love you so much.

It was here.

- Ready for bed?
- Yeah.

Thank you very much for
everything tonight.

- You’ve smashed it.
- Thank you.

Of course.
My pleasure.

See you tomorrow.

Old-fashioned sweeping.

Ugh.

- Ruby?
- Hello.

I’ve come to see you.

How are you?

I’m just happy that
went like that, so well.

That was amazing.

What a day, though.
I’m----ing exhausted.

- Oh, my God.
- Right?

You put together a great,
great night.

- Killed it.
- Out of the park.

I know how stressed Lara is and
how much she has on her plate,

so even if I’m not feeling
100%, I’ll get over it.

Sometimes I feel like
I just need to be

a rock for everybody,
but yeah.

- Love you.
- Mwah.

- See you in the morning.
- See you in the morning.

I missed you.

Drop off day, baby.

It is drop off day.

Good morning.

Morning, how is
the most beautiful woman

in the whole wide room?

I don’t know,
I’m asking you.

Ooh!

Right, I know what I’m doing.

- They’re having brunch.
- Yes, chef, yes.

And then I need you to do
the salmon platter,

seeing as you’re making them
look so beautiful now.

- I can do that.
- I know you can.

Because you’re getting
the hang of it now,

la la la la la,
we’re dancing, dancing.

- Good morning.
- Morning, how are you?

Can I get you anything?

No worries.

I spoke with Lara about
hopefully relieving me

of my crew mess
responsibilities.

It should be
everyone’s responsibility.

Like I clear,
but I don’t clean.

Just don’t have time.

Yeah, it’s a bit too much.

We’re all good.
We’re almost there.

Did you manage this morning?

- Alesia?
- Pardon?

Did you manage to do the
crew mess this morning?

I just wiped the surface.

But you didn’t clear up.

I haven’t had time.

Yeah, you didn’t
vacuum or anything.

No, no, no, I never vacuum,
I’ve never had time,

I’ve never been able to do it.

If she does it, then she
won’t have any breaks at all.

What, like 15 minutes
in the crew mess?

- You know it’s not 15 minutes.
- Well, it is.

It’s literally just a vacuum
and a wipe and clear away.

Well, it’s 15 minutes
and someone

in your department can do it.

You’re not letting
me have any help.

We’ll talk about it later.

No, we won’t.

I will, to Captain.

You’re good, don't worry.

That was a very bitchy comment.

Very, very bitchy.

Oh, God.

Okay.

Oh, wow.

Grab the bun.

Appreciate that.

- And a green juice to boot.
- And the green juice.

- So these can go up.
- These are gorgeous.

Tzarina.
The guests are at the table.

Copy.

This is perfect.

Thank you so much.

- What’s that from?
- Cream.

Oh, that’s gross.

It’s going to stay
there forever now.

- Oh, yes.
- Avocado toast.

Incredible.

Well, can we start?
I see no reason to wait.

Go for it. Go for it.
Go for it.

This is not a fork
and knife situation.

Is she joking?

That was very good
avocado toast.

- Yeah, that was so yummy.
- Nice.

Oh, wow.
What is this?

Is that a little crepes station?

Stunning.

These are lava.
These are lava.

Well, I don’t know how the
girls want to do it

- because they’re pretty hot.
- All right.

Oh, my God.

Somebody take a picture
of that, please.

No way.
Yeah, can you get a...

That’s actually one thing
I’m kind of upset about

is I didn’t take enough
pictures of the food.

Love the classic sound
of the shutter.

- It’s hot.
- Okay. Thank you.

- Hey.
- Hey.

What’s up?

Need a kiss right now.

Do you insist?

- Okay. Bye.
- Okay.

I’m here any time.

These are very hot.

That’s...
I’m not putting that out.

I can’t serve it.

- Oh, you want to take this up?
- Yeah.

Leave it cool for a bit.

Frick.

I’m going to need another
hand on service, please.

- Did you hear that?
- Yeah, I did.

Tray’s going over
someone’s head.

I need you to have a hand just
in case the eggs fall off.

- Okay?
- I think you’ll be fine.

Can I have a stewardess
on service, please?

Can I give that to you?

Oh.

We can’t serve those hot things.

They’re, like, scalding.

You can.

No, they’re literally...

The guests are going
to burn their hands.

So they’re going to...

Would you like a plate
to put them on?

They’re going to pick
them up off the plate.

Me and Bri just burnt
our hands on that.

I’ve done this dish
for almost 16 years

and never had a complaint
about it being that hot.

Well, would you pick it
up with your hands?

You don’t pick it up
in your hands.

- You have it...
- It’s a bowl.

How are they meant
to serve themselves?

They have one
individually each.

me.

Now you’re being a dickhead.

I’m being the dickhead?

You have been so unorganized,

you’re the one who
came in too late.

- Too late for what?
- To come in.

- To come in for what?
- For work.

Are you joking me?

You have absolutely no right
to say that, Tzarina.

It’s hot.

Right, now you’re being
a dickhead.

I’m being a dickhead?

You’re the one who came
in too late, okay?

- Too late for what?
- Oh, my God.

- Come in for what?
- For work.

Are you joking me?

You have absolutely no right
to say that, Tzarina.

I don’t even think
she was that late.

I just kind of wanted
to wind her up a bit.

How----ing dare you?

Is that bad?

That is ruthless.

That is cunning behavior, like.

To not just tear at
someone’s personality,

but their professionalism.

Oh!

- Thank you so much.
- You’re welcome.

That woman, I swear to God.

Little miss micro-manager.

She just told me
I’m late for work

and that’s why everyone
was picking up my mess.

- I’m, like, shaking.
- I know.

Honestly, I’m done with her.

It’s just annoying, though.

How many times have
I had to, like...

Jason, Jason, galley.

Are you available
for ten minutes

and what’s your location?

I’m in the bridge.

All right. I’ll see you
there now. Thank you.

Bring it on.
Bring it on.

- Oh!
- Bring it on.

- Hi, Captain.
- Cheffy, what’s going on?

I just need a bit of advice
because I just shouted at Lara.

Yeah. What happened?

It’s a lot of little things,

but I think there’s been
a bit of build-up.

Like, she doesn’t
let me say no to her.

It has anything to do with me,
she just doesn’t care.

This morning, she came in,
guns blazing,

telling Alesia to
completely do the crew mess,

like, restocking, wiping down,
doing the floors and everything.

I’m just like, if you do that,

she’s not going
to get a break at all.

It’s just really
interrupting the way

that I’m trying
to run my galley.

Tzarina got fired
from my boat.

I wonder why.

It was a little bit up and down
on our first boat together.

It was.

Lara and I have worked
together before.

The beginning was
going really well,

and then we started clashing.

Tzarina actually got let go
from my old yacht.

She pissed off the captain.

He didn’t like her food.

Her negativity was overwhelming.

She was trying to
take my sous-chef

all the time to work
in interior,

and because of that,
I had to leave the boat.

I bet she says she left 100%.

I feel like she has so much
control on her other boat,

and she feels like
she can run this one.

I just got to the stage this
morning where I was just like,

I need to stick up for myself.

I’m glad you've come to me.

There’s two sides
to every story,

and I always hear
out the other side.

We’ll have a mediation
this afternoon.

I really appreciate it.

Lara and Tzarina are friends,

and if they’re going to make
things personal at work,

especially two heads
of department,

it’s not good for morale,

and we don’t
want it on the boat.

We don’t want another circus.
We just finished one.

- Thank you.
- All right.

Are you done or
are you still going?

I’m done.
I’m beyond full. Thank you.

Really good.

Okay, deck, let me know when
you’re ready to start lifting.

Yeah, copy that on my way.

How are you this morning?

I’ve lost my delirious energy.

You don’t look you've
lost any energy at all.

Well, we need your
positive vibes.

It’s your smile.
It gives me energy.

Oh, where’s my peeler?

’Cause I can say that
I find you appealing.

That one always tickles me.

Yeah.

He’s like a little
Labrador, isn’t he?

I’m a bit of a soft puppy
and a bit of a romantic,

and I’m definitely
finding her attractive.

He’s just there like...
Love me.

Just, like,
he loves to have fun.

And I don’t know, he's just,
like, he’s quite cute, isn't he?

I’m going to be 30 soon.

You know, I want a family,
I want to settle down.

I think that energy is coming
across a lot more lately,

and girls are either going
to run from that or run to it.

After everything that
went down with Johnny,

emotionally, I’m just not...

I’m not in the mood to
take on another conquest.

So I’m happy to play around,
I’m happy to flirt,

but maybe just
concentrating on my job

would be probably the best
thing I should do right now.

Expect more of that, guys.

You’re in for it now.

- You flaked before, yeah?
- No.

All you do is you go in there
and you just want to make sure

it doesn’t pile on top of
each other and make a pyramid.

You just want to kind
of move it around.

- It’s hard work.
- Yeah.

- So see how you go.
- Okay.

- Where’s the stick?
- Behind you.

Make sure your hands
are clear, yeah?

Okay.

Just started hauling.

Let’s see how this turns out.

- All good?
- Yep. Good.

Harry, wait, Harry!

Holding.

And how are we going up forward?

Adair.

Hauled up in the chain,

it’s pulling the hook
down into the hole.

Keep communications going.

- Adair.
- Huh?

Adair, if I let it down, it
should come free of the links.

I can’t hear you.

Harry, how’s that anchor going?

- Adair.
- Oh, my God.

Harry, do you copy?

Adair. Adair!

What the ?

Hold on, my boat hook is stuck.

How’s that anchor going?

Oh my God.

Harry, do you copy?

Adair. Adair!

What the ?

- It’s coming out.
- It’s pinned up.

Just holding while
we flake the chain.

And you’re having
issues already?

Yeah, I might swap out and
go down there and flake.

Agh...

Why is it always jamming?

It’s right there,
I just can’t get it.

So we should be
coming up to yellow.

- Let the chain out.
- Okay.

Listen to when I say stop.

Okay.

Let the captain.

Setting some chain
out for Harry.

- No, out, down.
- Down.

- Down.
- Yes.

Out, down.

Stop.

The boat hook is stuck,
stand by.

Stand by?

What other----ing
choice have I got?

I’m not happy.

I need good communication
up forward.

I need to know where that
anchor is at all times.

Harry wanted to be
a lead deckhand,

he needs to use
his voice like one.

- You got it?
- Freed the boat hook.

Yay! Harry got it.
Holy moly.

Okay, can someone tell
me what’s going on, please?

Nine o’clock.

Anchor is to the water line.

Copy.

Nice work, Harry.
Sorry for the stress.

We’ve got to get better at that.

I’ll see you back there.

See you there, mate.

- Seychelles!
- Seychelles!

Yes!

You’re so speedy at washing
up today, little one.

♪ So I can cook in the galley

Wow.

One last cheers,
but a great trip.

Amazing.

All ready
on the stern, Cap.

You’ve got 25 meters
from the pier.

- Cleared to swing.
- Cleared to swing.

30 meters to the dock,
25 meters to lock off.

Second buoys in line with the R,
three meters.

You remember the cleat?

Just this one next to
the white electrical box.

Okay, you got some
extra line to throw.

You need more than that.

10 meters to the dock.

Should have our
spring line on shortly.

Right on the money.

Okay, lock that off.

- Smooth.
- Tossed it like a G.

You’re nice and tight there.

Get another wrap on.

Lock it off.

Okay, we’re shutting down.

Thanks, buddy.

And tie it up back
on right here.

All crew, all crew,
change to your epaulettes.

All crew, all crew, meet
me on the main deck aft

for guest departure,
let’s get ready.

Well done, everyone.

Here they come.

Woo!

Thank you so much.
It was so much fun.

Thank you.

Glad you enjoyed it.

Oh my goodness.

This is by far the best
experience we’ve ever had.

The best adventure.

Yeah, it’s all downhill
from here.

We just want to show our
appreciation for you guys.

- Thank you very much.
- Thank you very much.

Thank you so much.

That was a 10!

See you next charter, right?

Bye, guys.

Thank you.

So just get your blues on,

and maybe do some rubbish and
be standing by for a call.

Got a blister
on my hand from lines.

Have a boo-boo.

That looked like
a thick envelope.

- It’s at least 20.
- Unless it’s a bunch of ones.

ing dogs.

All crew, please meet in the
main salon for tip meeting.

On our way.

Where do I sit, here?

You get to sit next to me.

- Hey, bestie.
- Hi.

Hey, captain.

Another one bites the dust.

Food was great.
Service was fantastic.

Marina, you’re doing well.

Tip.

The tip this charter
was $23,000.

- Ooh!
- Nice.

$1,770 per person.

So that just shows what
energy it can give you.

Okay?
The helmet.

Look, Harry, this is yours,
my friend.

You are lead deckhand.

I need you to open your mouth.

Others need to know that you’re
there to give leadership.

So here it is, my friend.

Oh, thank you.

Yay!

Message received, captain.

I’m not going to blow it again.

Tonight, go up and have
some dinner and drinks

and enjoy yourself. Okay?
Thank you very much.

- I appreciate it.
- Thanks, captain.

Lara, stay here with
Tzarina, please.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

That was weird.

Lunch will be ready soon.

Lara, Tzarina, I think
it’s time that we air it out

and not leave anything
that we regret behind.

So let’s get to that point.

Are you willing to
get to that point?

- Personally, no.
- No.

Sorry.

I’m just, I'm kind of done.

Nothing I say is
going to get through.

So I’m just...

Personally...

I can’t, can't,
sorry, I can’t do this.

Righto.

I don’t know where
that’s coming from.

She can’t even be an adult
and have a conversation

because she might actually have
to admit that she has faults

and that she is not perfect.

- Sorry.
- No problem.

- Yay.
- We did it.

Yay.

And I’ve got the helmet.

I know.
It looks so good.

- Really?
- I choose you.

I just need shoes that
aren’t yellow Crocs.

- Lara?
- Mm-hm?

Can I have permission to come
in and talk to you personally?

Mm-hm.

I don’t know of
those deep-rooted issues

- between you and...
- Yeah.

Well, there shouldn’t be.
That’s the thing.

It seems like there is.

We’ve been really
good friends for years

and the last person
I ever thought

I would have this reaction
with is her.

I am working so hard to,
like, put it all together.

And then Tzarina’s got the
audacity to say to me today

that I woke up late.

I’m so mad that
she said that to me.

I don’t want to see any
arguing in the galley

when there’s other
crew members there

between two heads
of the department.

- That’s where I'm stepping in.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what, as well, it’s
just this whole Alesia thing.

I’ve had Alesia in tears,
like, saying she can’t carry on.

And now it’s all lovey-dovey.

And I’m like, what?

Like, this is so weird.
Like, it’s all fake.

Like, and I can’t...
I’m just...

I’m really struggling.

Let’s just get through
the rest of the season.

No passive-aggressive stuff.

You both are good friends

and you don’t want
to walk out of here

that can’t be patched up again.

I know. Sometimes it’s hard
when you’re like,

- I’m working my ass off.
- I understand that.

- You’re doing a great job.
- Thank you.

Okay?
The charter was fantastic.

Everything’s going
well up there.

You should be very proud of it

and actually not let
anyone buckle that.

And if they do buckle it,
just buckle it back with grace.

Just go, whatever.

Yeah.

But just no more yelling
and set a good example

- for the rest of the crew.
- Mm-hmm.

Why is this so miserable?

Why, why, why, why, why, why?

This is the dirtiest towel
I’ve ever seen.

Did you just use my towel?

Time to get dressed.

You’re dressed to kill.

Are Tzarina and Lara okay?

Uh... Um, I would say not.

I was like, oh,
was she late?

She was like, no,
she wasn’t actually late,

but I just wanted to upset her.

And I was there like...

Lara’s on the verge
of breakdown every day

because she’s just giving
everything she has to her job.

Don’t try and trigger her.

Maybe let’s try and
take triggers away,

- right, for everyone.
- Yeah.

I really don’t get that.

Yeah, I thought that was savage.

Okay, let’s go, guys.

- Shall we?
- All right, I’m ready.

I was going to hold
hand with Nic, but fine.

- Sorry, Nic.
- It’s okay.

There we are, precious.

Thanks, darling.
I’ll go in the back.

- Ready to go out?
- Yeah.

What are you guys
going to be doing?

Are you going to do
anything soon?

Oh, look at Van 2.
Look at Van 2 back there.

Wow, Van 2 looks so good.

- Nate, who do you fancy?
- Thank you.

You know, I...
a reciprocal.

Reciprocal, so basically
anyone with a pulse?

No.

A late arrival.

Trying to make his way
through the world.

- I wish. I wish.
- Yeah. It is.

Oh, my God, look how cute
that is at the end.

Everyone out.

This looks amazing.

Oh, I think that’s
our dinner table.

I’ll go in here.
I’ll go here.

Speech, speech, speech.

Okay.

Oh, pushed to the end.

You have the strawberry
and Koko Takamaka?

Yeah.

How can you even say
that without stuttering?

Coconut, strawberry,
gule-mana-mana.

Do you want that?

I would like a pina
colada mocktail, please.

Mocktail.

I’m going to start with
a chicken...

Could I please get
spring rolls?

- Cheers all.
- Cheers all.

Charter seven.

Charter seven, very well done.

- 23 grand.
- Everybody killed it.

Oh, look, they’re tiny.

I like how little they are.

I love tiny things.

What about a small finger?

Your prayers have been answered.

Your prayers
have been answered.

Whoa, I think I just
slept with my eyes open.

I didn’t think that was a thing.

No...

Boys’ bathroom chat.

Bathroom where
boys go to become men

and men go to share their
feelings and hype each other up.

You can even go pee.

It’s a boys' bathroom chat.

I know what my play is
tonight, dude.

I’m a sucker for a
cutie patootie.

I did see a little
pizazz come in my direction.

I like if I’m liked.

And I’m not going to beat
out of the bush, you know?

You guys are getting all cutesy.

I’m feeling left out.

I’m a cutesy-wootsie little man.

I want cuddles.
I want a little bit of flirting.

That’s what we all want.

I don’t think you're going
to know how receptive she is

until we get out,
you know, to dance.

Yeah.

Just go out there and
cut some shapes.

Have a great time with
the lads and the ladies.

Oh, I wish I could
unhear that.

Cut some shapes.

Let’s go, shall we?

- Good chat.
- Yeah, good chat.

Oh, you little slut.

Oh, yeah.

- Well, we ride kangaroos.
- This way?

The bugs are getting
in our drinks.

Yeah, we got to smash them all.

Sorry.

So, Alesia told me that after,
like, Tzarina said that thing

to you about waking up late.

She was like, I don’t even
know what time

she was supposed to wake up, but
I knew that would make her mad.

She knew it would
get under her skin.

I don’t get the mentality of it.

I don’t get why you'd
want to wind someone up

or say something
to upset someone.

Like, I don’t get it.

Why would you do that?
Like...

For her to make up
this lie to upset me,

I’m starting to wonder whether
our friendship was ever real.

It just shows me that
I can’t trust Tzarina.

You all right?
What’s wrong?

Emotionally, I catapulted,
like, back to school,

where it was, like,
really hard for me,

and, like, the cliquey,
bitchy bullies.

This brings back a lot.

It’s not good, Harry.

What happened?

She won’t talk to me.
She won’t look at me.

I----ing want my friend.

- You’ve got your friend.
- No, I don’t.

She----ing hates me.

No, she doesn’t at all.

I thought this was going
to be, like, our season,

that we’d take over
and laugh about,

and we were amazing,
and now she hates me.

Next on "Below Deck
Down Under"...

Look at Alesia and Nate.

Woo!

Does Alesia have time to do
the crew mess or not?

Because she’s on
the hamster wheel.

There’s stuff to be done.

Drop the----ing crew mass.

H, you’re doing
the calls.

What I say has to be bang on.

20 meters, mid...

What’s going on, Harry?

Come on, Harry.
You can do this.

Harry, I’m not
hearing any talks.