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Cut!
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This time, when you're looking
around,
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could you give it a bit more, um,
helpless? In the eyes.
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I'm sorry.
I just can't do this any more.
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Sorry. What was that? That ring?
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Could you possibly have failed
to tell us you're fucking engaged?
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Why not roll out an entire
campaign...
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With the both of you.
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I think we should do it.
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Do you know who should do her dress?
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Bean!
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- Bean?
- Mr Bean.
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Beanie McElroy, bridal wear
visionary.
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Why so alone?
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Like a wedding orphan?
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You haven't heard from Jo.
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Then maybe we have, like,
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a missing person situation on our
hands.
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This is just what Jo does.
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She, I don't know, appears when you
want her the least
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and Houdinis when you need her most.
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Jo has been a really good friend
to you,
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and she's dealt with things
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that you don't even know are going
on.
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She's your best friend.
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What are you going to do,
get married without her?
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You and I both need
her to come back.
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You owe me an apology.
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No, you owe me an apology.
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One drink.
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What would Abe think?
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You might be good for Freya...
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...but you're not good for us.
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I don't know.
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That's why I'm not going to tell him.
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Shall I open up the floor?
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Yeah?
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I'm happy to offer myself
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as a neutral
third party/therapy puppet.
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How about we start with a heartfelt
apology...
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...from Jo?
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Not happening.
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- Oh, wow.
- Cool.
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Yeah. Really glad we're doing this.
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If anyone is apologising here,
it's you.
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Sorry, does anyone else hear garble?
Mic check!
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Yeah.
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You came into my home,
slept with my almost stepson,
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lied about it, and then ditched me,
all while on shift.
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The jury hears this
and is very much nodding.
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You are not the jury, Ty.
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Well, how about I represent the
emotional stakeholders, Jo?
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OK, fine.
I was going to tell you about Levi.
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I just didn't know what it was yet.
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It's gross.
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It's like we shared a genetic
toothbrush.
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Oh, fucking hell.
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Is he...
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...like OK?
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I mean, I just kind of
feel like maybe
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he's better off not being around me
at the moment.
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Don't use me for closure.
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And come and get it yourself.
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He's moved in.
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Oh!
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OK, let's cut to the chase here,
shall we?
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If Freya is to allow you back into
her life, right,
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how does she know
that you're not...
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No, how does she know that you're
not going to
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pull your signature move -
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disappearing the minute
someone actually needs you?
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I don't do that!
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Oh, come on.
What about our London trip?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
from the flight deck,
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this is your captain speaking.
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On behalf of Toronto Air
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we'd like to welcome you
to sunny Barbados.
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Little jest for you.
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We've safely arrived in London,
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where the current temperature is
a balmy 12 degrees Celsius.
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Due to a technical reason,
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we need to disembark a wheelchair
user from the aircraft first.
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You're joking!
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Please hold tight as this may take
some time.
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GROANING
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All right, what do you want your
dating profile to say?
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"Chaotic disabled hottie seeks
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"short-term diplomatic relations
and some light bondage.?"
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No, no, let's ease them in.
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Um... "Dating a disabled person
is like dating a celebrity.
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"Strangers always feel entitled
to an opinion about my body."
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Mm-hm.
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"I come with an entourage
and I always get VIP parking."
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Perfect. If anything, they'll see
that you're handy with an analogy.
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That is like foreplay in British.
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Hey, where is my ride?
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Don't you cool cats think that it's
a bit dangerous?
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Dating strangers
in a foreign country?
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Dating is the whole point of this
trip, Barb.
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Jo's going to chronicle the shit
out of it
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when she starts writing again.
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My Horny Disabled Friends
by Joanna Garcia.
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We'll workshop the title.
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And we're also visiting my grandma.
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Grandmas, that's more my speed.
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Oh, I can't wait to meet her.
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I get the sense
that she raised you off of,
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like, I don't know,
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filterless cigarettes
and light emotional neglect.
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Yeah. She's so mean.
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She RSVP'd
to my cousin's wedding with
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a note that said,
"I don't bless mistakes."
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I'm serious about the dating, girls.
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Maybe you should have a safe word
in case things go sideways.
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Yeah, I don't hate that.
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Aperol spritz.
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That's not a safe word.
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That's an $18 mistake.
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No, seriously, if one of us utters
the word, "Aperol spritz,"
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the other one has
to stop whatever they're doing
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and then get them the hell
out of there.
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All right. Aperol spritz it is.
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Oh, God, I am so ready for this.
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I've honestly never felt sexier.
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Do I look like Hannibal Lecter?
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Yeah, but sluttier.
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What gets you out of bed
in the morning?
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My PA, um, obviously.
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And, um, I guess making art that
exposes a marginalised perspective.
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You?
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So have you lived
in London long or...?
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Well, you know, the gym,
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my crypto portfolio.
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I want you to feel safe.
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Because if it came down to it,
I would fight for you.
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Annoying the woke mob on Twitter.
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What was that last one?
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People are just
so sensitive these days.
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Can I try lifting you?
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I want to see if I could carry you
on my back out of a fire.
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Don't get me wrong,
I'm all for diversity.
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I just think we've overcorrected.
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OK, I don't know how this happened,
but you are legally a child.
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Totally. Yeah.
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Um, I'm suddenly desperate
for an Aperol spritz!
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I've trained.
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I'm very comfortable being physical.
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Aperol spritz!
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HE BELCHES
Aperol spritz!
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I've never felt unsexier.
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Maybe you just need to hunt
in the wild.
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FOOTBALL CROWD NOISE
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Oh, my God.
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OK, absolutely not.
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Come on, Jo, don't be Smurfist.
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Freya, they're football fans.
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And I think they're French.
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Hi!
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Wheel Smurfette!
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Yeah, that's right.
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The one they don't put on lunchboxes.
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You can still, um, how you say,
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do the sex, no?
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Jesus...
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You can feel that?
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Am I going to fuck a Smurf?
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He called me "Wheel Smurfette."
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He did.
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I still fucked him.
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You did.
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And I had to sleep
by the ice machine.
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I'm stuck to the bed.
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OK.
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Oh...
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Holy shit!
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I look like I got railed by
a blueberry.
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Or jerked off a crayon.
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Damn.
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Hey, I'm gonna head to oldies home.
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You still up for it?
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Oh, can we do another time?
I'm hanging.
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I just don't want
to leave it too late.
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My stomach is doing crimes,
and I feel radioactive with shame.
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Yeah.
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I thought the UK would be better,
you know?
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What if it's not me being disabled,
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what if it's
just my shit personality?
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Your personality is your best asset.
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After your tits.
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Hey, you're wildly lovable.
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What if I end up alone?
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You won't.
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We'll always have each other.
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I really do want to come with you.
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It's your origin story.
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I just feel awful.
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Come on, Freya, please.
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- Oh...
- Please?
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Next time?
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OK.
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Yeah, fine. Um...
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Just stay in bed.
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OK.
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Tell your grandma I'll win her over
with my incredible personality.
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- And my tits.
- Yeah, OK.
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- I'll see you at her local later,
yeah?
- Uh-huh.
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I did everything you asked.
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Every weird plan you made.
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All I wanted to do
that trip was visit my grandma,
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and then you bailed.
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You never said that bothered you.
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It should be obvious.
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Oh, I'm sorry. My telepathy was
down again.
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Oh, there was a sorry in there, Jo.
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How about you?
Ready for the big one?
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You never get
when things really matter to me.
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Because your needs always
come first.
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I didn't know you felt that way.
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And if I'd known, I would have
dropped everything and come.
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Blue paint and all.
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I didn't want to make you.
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I want you to want to.
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That felt like a moment to me.
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Did we all feel that shift?
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Maybe it was just me.
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Right. Tie one.
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Very romantic.
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Tie two...
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Tax lawyer on ketamine.
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Tie three...
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That's just a very long tie.
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PHONE DINGS
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Honestly, I think just go shirtless.
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Wrap the tie around your head.
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It's a massive power move.
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Yeah.
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Ty's in position.
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Yeah, but which one?
Which one did you pick?
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No, that was Ty.
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She says Freya's on track
for half past.
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Right, yeah.
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OK, I do just want to make sure
that you are aware
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how unhinged it is that you're
rebooting your engagement
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as some sort of, like,
deranged Groundhog Day thing.
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No, I'm not.
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Freya never got the proposal
she really wanted, you know?
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The Olivias think that this will
really boost engagement.
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Ah, yes, the Livs.
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Your girlboss Privy Council.
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Oh, stop! Don't you push me, boy!
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Hey, guys. Listen, I'm just trying
to keep things moving.
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Yeah, we've only got an hour, so...
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Why? It's not like I have anywhere
else to be.
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Yeah, no... I just think Abe might
get a bit suspicious
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if your, "art meeting"
goes on too long.
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Oh, hell, no.
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We wouldn't want Abe getting
suspicious, now, would we?
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Ty, can you get me some wine, please?
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Sure.
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Me, too. A large.
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Should I?
262
00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:18,839
No, look, I'm just... I'm really...
263
00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:21,359
I'm just doing this to boost Freya's
art career, that's all.
264
00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,799
OK.
265
00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:24,839
Well, if I were her,
266
00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:27,759
I would find it quite odd
that you're rewriting
267
00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:31,599
your big moment together
for the sake of social media.
268
00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,079
What? No. That's it.
269
00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:34,999
We never had a big moment.
270
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,359
- OK.
- Right?
271
00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:37,719
You remember? She said...
272
00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:39,359
Well, you weren't there, but she
said,
273
00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:40,759
"Shall I start wearing the ring?"
274
00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:42,799
And I said, "Yes, if it means we're
engaged."
275
00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,120
And she said, "All right then."
276
00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:46,799
And now you want the Spielberg cut.
277
00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:47,839
Well, I...
278
00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:51,279
The Livs feel that the public really
want to see
279
00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:53,999
the surprise on Freya's face.
280
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,319
It's not... I don't...
281
00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:56,360
It'll be chill.
282
00:11:57,640 --> 00:11:58,879
OK.
283
00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:01,080
Well, good luck with it.
284
00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:04,759
Wait! Where the hell
do you think you're going?
285
00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:06,479
You're filming it, boy.
286
00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:07,600
What?!
287
00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:11,160
PHONES BUZZES
288
00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:14,719
You know what my grandma meant to
me.
289
00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:17,399
Still with the grandma...
290
00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:18,879
She might have been a mean old
bitch, Freya,
291
00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,599
but she fucking raised me.
292
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,040
Yeah, I know she did.
293
00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:24,400
She died.
294
00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:28,959
That day you didn't come with me
because you were too hungover,
295
00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:33,439
I had to go there alone and find out
that she was dead.
296
00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:34,999
What?
297
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,959
Yeah. Apparently some second cousin
had tried to call me,
298
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,320
but my number had changed.
299
00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:43,359
She'd been dead for a month,
300
00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:46,119
and I didn't fucking know about it.
301
00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:47,160
Goddamn it.
302
00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:51,839
I didn't even get to say goodbye.
303
00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:55,240
And I had to find out alone
that she'd gone.
304
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,519
Hi. Gin and tonic, double please.
305
00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:19,559
Oh, sorry.
306
00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:21,159
No, by all means, you just jump in.
307
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:23,799
I've only been waiting here
since the fall of the Soviet Union.
308
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:26,519
OK, I'm sure he can multi-task.
309
00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:28,920
Quite an art, you know,
to the tradition of queuing.
310
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:31,439
One of the few British traditions
311
00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,599
that doesn't involve sauces
or colonising something.
312
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,639
You don't really just jump on
in just because you're attractive.
313
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:38,519
Oh, that's really sweet,
but I'm really not that interested.
314
00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:40,239
That's not me flirting,
I can promise you that.
315
00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:43,359
Oh, wow. Negging and pedantic,
that's really cool.
316
00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,239
Oh-ho-ho! No, I just mean I'm on a
date
317
00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,159
already with
a rather lovely someone.
318
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,759
No offence.
You're not really my type.
319
00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:49,959
No accounting for taste.
320
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:51,319
Thank you.
321
00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:54,119
I, um, wish your poor date good
luck.
322
00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:55,159
Oh, poor date, good luck.
323
00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,200
Oh, fuck you, too.
324
00:13:58,680 --> 00:13:59,719
Oh, my God, hi!
325
00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:02,599
Hi. I'm glad to see you've rejoined
the flesh-toned.
326
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,439
I've just had the fucking worst...
327
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:08,199
Uh, I'm sorry, can we help you?
328
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,879
No, Jo, this is Abe.
329
00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:11,599
Abe, this is my best friend.
330
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,639
Are you kidding?
331
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:14,359
Sit. Proper introductions.
332
00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:15,999
Oh, no. We've, uh... We've met.
333
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,120
OK, Aperol spritz.
334
00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:19,319
Wait, what?
335
00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:21,200
Seriously, Freya. Aperol spritz.
336
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:24,239
No, I'm good.
337
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:25,639
I mean, Abe got me a stout,
338
00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:26,839
which is actually delicious.
339
00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:31,559
OK, but I want an Aperol spritz.
340
00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:32,920
Then... order one?
341
00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:42,079
She seems fun.
342
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,599
Sorry. She's protective.
343
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,079
Yeah, I got that.
344
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:47,959
She's seen some real shockers lately.
345
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:50,439
In fact, you're too normal.
Suspicious.
346
00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:53,079
Ah, yes. Well, I'm a lot of things.
347
00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:55,039
I'm not sure about normal.
348
00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:58,200
I'm separated. Got a kid. Mild IBS.
349
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:02,279
- Cried in four separate Ikeas.
- No idea why.
350
00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:04,999
Don't have an ex you're holding
hostage in a bunker somewhere?
351
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,719
Uh, just emotionally.
352
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:08,959
We should do this again.
353
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:10,000
Properly, you know.
354
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,119
You like tapas?
355
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,759
Oh, I... I'd love to. Really.
356
00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:16,480
I'm just heading home in two days.
357
00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:20,879
I believe they have phones
in Canada.
358
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:23,079
OK, but I don't know
when I'll be back.
359
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,599
- I can fly.
- Well, it's a long way to come.
360
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,400
I'm partial to in-flight
entertainment.
361
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,240
I'm disabled.
362
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:33,200
You're brilliant.
363
00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:41,760
She's gone?
364
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:44,479
What the fuck?
365
00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:45,599
Why didn't you tell me?
366
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:46,999
I said Aperol spritz.
367
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,559
Aperol spritz is not code for,
368
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:51,319
"Help me, my grandma's fucking
croaked," Jo.
369
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:54,640
If I'd known, I would have dropped
everything.
370
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:59,959
But then you wouldn't have gotten
to know Abe.
371
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,919
And now...
372
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,120
...now you're marrying him.
373
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,240
Yeah, I am.
374
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,559
Mm. It felt a bit smaller in their
pitch.
375
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:13,879
Are we 100% on the suits?
376
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:16,559
I feel like we look like a father
and son ventriloquist duo.
377
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:17,919
It does feel a bit magician-forward.
378
00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:19,039
All right, let's go for one.
379
00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,719
Get it in your bodies, yes?
380
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:22,999
So, Abe's here, Levi, ready.
381
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,240
Oh, yeah. OK.
382
00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:26,679
And...
383
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:27,720
Action.
384
00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:30,719
Freya...
385
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:32,000
Say it to me, say it to camera, darling.
386
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,999
- To know you is to love you.
- Yeah, chin down.
387
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,519
Light's jumping off the jaw
like a disco ball, honey.
388
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,239
OK?
389
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:42,719
Lovely.
390
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,519
- Up.
- I...
- Yeah, thank you.
391
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:48,759
I have a lifetime to get to grow...
392
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,039
...grow more to love you... gr...
393
00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:53,319
To learn, to learn to grow,
to love...
394
00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:55,479
To get to, to grow to love you...
395
00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:56,999
...to more to...
Ah, that's not right.
396
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,599
- OK...
- And down on one knee.
- Right.
397
00:16:58,600 --> 00:16:59,639
What? Huh?
398
00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:00,679
No, I was going to stand.
399
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:01,959
You have to go down on one knee.
Yeah.
400
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,079
- It has to scream effort.
- Mm.
- It's a proposal.
401
00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:05,439
Romantic.
402
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:06,479
Down you pop.
403
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:08,919
Just drop, please.
404
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:09,960
Thank you.
405
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,919
Um... Line?
406
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:19,919
What, you need a cue card to tell
your fiancee that you love her?
407
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:21,639
No. I just... No!
408
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,599
That's... Exactly.
409
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:24,640
So, OK...
410
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,839
We are already engaged, right?
411
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,999
I kind of feel any reaction
we're going to get from Freya
412
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,919
at this point is just 90% confusion.
413
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:37,159
All right, well, confusion still
reads as surprise, doesn't it, Abe?
414
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:40,919
Yeah. And look, it is very
powerful to show someone
415
00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:43,999
- make a big public declaration of
love.
- Yeah.
416
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,079
Our audience -
especially the disabled viewers -
417
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,759
they're going to feel
so seen by this.
418
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:51,239
- Yeah.
- Wait, has anybody else clocked
that the statue is a memorial
419
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,719
for four people that died
in an industrial incident?
420
00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,239
Oh, my God, Jesus Christ.
Here she comes.
421
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,639
OK, positions, places!
Positions, everyone!
422
00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:59,599
Oh, cue joggers. Cue the joggers.
423
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,359
Just Say Yes
by Snow Patrol
424
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:05,359
♪ Please save my life
425
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:08,559
♪ Just say yes
426
00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,760
♪ Just say there's nothing holding
you back
427
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,999
♪ It's not a test
428
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:22,960
♪ No trick of the mind,
only love... ♪
429
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,119
No. No, guys! No, no,
stop, stop, guys!
430
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:35,040
Stop! Who is that?
431
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:38,079
Oh, yeah.
432
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:42,759
The years have really taken
a toll on Freya, haven't they?
433
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:48,359
- Oh, my God!
- Raymond!
-I got
scared.
- That's not her, Raymond!
434
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,159
- Right, reset.
- Come on, guys.
435
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,200
You're going to have to rebuy
that yourself.
436
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,039
PHONE BEEPS
437
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:58,719
I'm happy for you.
I really... I really am.
438
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,679
You have him and a safety net.
439
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:04,519
I'm just... I'm just trying
to get my shit together
440
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:07,199
and figure out what
the fuck I want to do with my life.
441
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:10,439
What about writing? That was always
the plan, and you're so good.
442
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,839
I can't just sit around and write.
Some of us actually have to work,
443
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:19,079
- Freya.
- Dude, I live on a financial
settlement from breaking my neck.
444
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,440
Exactly. Can't all be so lucky.
445
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:24,800
Hmm.
446
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:28,519
Look, if we're going to do
this friendship,
447
00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:31,080
you've got to get better
at telling me how you feel.
448
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:35,840
OK.
449
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,800
But you have to be a little
less selfish.
450
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:44,680
Deal.
451
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,919
- Do you want to get another round?
- No more rounds!
452
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:52,919
We're going - now,
right now. Ha-ha! Brilliant,
453
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:56,159
brilliant work, guys.
Really love friendship.
454
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,599
I'm so pleased for you guys.
455
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,639
We're off, we're off.
456
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,999
Do you think tiger...?
457
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:08,319
Hey, Jo. Jo.
The park's really boring.
458
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,839
You don't want to go anywhere else,
do you?
459
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:13,319
- No.
- Well, it's just
where we're headed,
460
00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:17,799
- it's very Freya-specific.
- I'm pretty Freya-adjacent, so...
461
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:21,319
OK. Why are we going through
the park?
462
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:24,319
Well, it's very scenic.
It's also very flat,
463
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:27,319
Jo, you'll absolutely hate it.
I honestly think you should
464
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:29,359
- definitely...
- OK.
465
00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:31,359
What's going on, Ty?
You've been acting weird all day,
466
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,559
- even for you.
- Nothing! Nothing.
467
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:37,359
You've had a big day,
and nature can help you decompress.
468
00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:39,520
Mm-hm. Right.
469
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,440
- What the fuck?
- Surprise!
470
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:45,999
Cue the proposal.
471
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:51,159
Oh, shit.
To know you is to love you. I...
472
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:54,839
No...
473
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:58,399
What is this?
And why are the Olivias here?
474
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:01,639
And why do you two look like
a father-son ventriloquist act?
475
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:04,999
- I told you, mate.
- Why is she here?
476
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,239
You're proposing?
477
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:09,719
But we're already engaged.
478
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:13,119
- Fucking two for two!
- Yes. Again. Sorry.
479
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:16,319
- Why is she here?
- OK, stop deflecting with Jo.
480
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:19,799
She's the least-weird thing
about... all of this.
481
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,159
It's just... it's... they made me do
it. It's just part of
482
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:24,519
the whole wedding campaign,
483
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:29,040
you know, you're supposed
to have your big surprise...
484
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:35,119
- I kind of hate it.
- Oh, good. OK, great.
485
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:37,119
She kind of hates it.
486
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:39,119
I kind of hate it, too.
487
00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:40,879
I also kind of hate how I seem
488
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:44,839
to be out here lately
making steps towards our future,
489
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:48,519
and you're just right back
to unpicking everything.
490
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:51,679
So, last time, why is she here?
491
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,279
Abe, if I'm in this, she is, too.
492
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:56,159
No, this is about... we're getting
493
00:21:56,160 --> 00:22:00,079
married - you and I.
494
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,959
I want to marry YOU.
495
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,920
-
- That's nice,
that's very nice.
- Of course.
496
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:11,080
- And Jo?
- I don't want to marry Jo.
497
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:15,399
Thank God.
498
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:18,119
Are you going to say yes, or what?
499
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:22,999
Yes, I accept your
proposal... again!
500
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:26,319
Oh, my God, it's better
than the plan!
501
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:29,719
It's real, it is raw,
it is clickable.
502
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:32,919
Right, cue joggers,
cue Snow Patrol, cue Levi.
503
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:35,719
Erm...
504
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:38,919
Oh...
505
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,000
SHE GASPS
506
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:50,920
♪ Just say there's nothing
holding you back
507
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,199
♪ It's not a test
508
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:57,279
♪ Nor a trick of the light,
only love... ♪
509
00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:00,240
I kind of love it.
510
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:17,160
♪ It's so simple, and you know
it is, you know it is
511
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:24,759
♪ We can't be to and fro like this
512
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:29,639
♪ All our lives... ♪
513
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:31,879
Should somebody tell them to stop?
514
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:35,600
Well, I think it's probably polite
to let them finish, eh?
515
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:41,519
♪ What do I have to say to you?
516
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:45,639
♪ For God's sake, dear
517
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:48,119
♪ For God's sake, dear... ♪
518
00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:50,839
- Hi.
- Hi.
519
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:54,719
♪ For God's sake, dear
520
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,839
♪ Just say yes
521
00:23:56,840 --> 00:24:02,080
♪ Just say there's nothing
holding you back
522
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,919
♪ It's not a test
523
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:11,240
♪ Nor a trick of the mind, only love
524
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:14,479
♪ Just say yes
525
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:20,320
♪ Just say there's nothing
holding you back
526
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,320
♪ It's not a test... ♪
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