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Welcome to Shepard Spring marriage counseling.
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Now, can you give me an idea of why we're here today?
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Well, our marriage needs help.
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I would say it need extra help.
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Probably super, extra help, actually.
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Why, now why would you say that?
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Well because we're superheros.
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Are you kidding me?
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What?
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Uh, superheros?
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That's interesting, I've never had
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a superhero couple before.
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What can I do for you?
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Well...
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{\an8}We were on a mission two weeks ago.
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{\an8}Good, good, stop shaking.
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I got it, I got it.
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No, it's gonna be blurry.
Ugh, it's blurry.
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See, you never listen to me anymore.
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I'm sorry.
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We don't know how dangerous these guys are.
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Look, I'm, I--
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wait, wait, wait, stop, stop, stop.
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What are you doing?
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I'm gonna go get the package.
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No!
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Okay?!
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These guys could be very dangerous,
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I've said it a million times.
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Let me handle this, I'll be faster.
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Excuse me?
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Look, Commissioner Mason said
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that he could be anyone.
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We don't know how many of these
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super villains are out there.
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Please?
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Is that really how they deliver the paper nowadays?
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Gabby, Gabby, no, no, no, no, no, Gabby, Gabby, Gabby!
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Gabby!
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I got this!
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Come on, come on, come on, come on!
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Shhhh!
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This has got to be one of the stupidest ideas
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you've ever had!
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Think about the baby.
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That's all I think about every time you order
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something stupid online that we can't afford
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and don't have room for.
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Are you squabbling again?
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What, what is this?
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Oh my phone, the commissioner.
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You see, this is why I should be handling the phone calls.
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Hey commissioner!
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Hi commissioner.
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How's it going?
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Sorry, it was a little pocket dial.
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This is supposed to be an easy mission, Powers okay?
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Gather the intel on the enemy,
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protect the valued operatives, and don't get caught.
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Yeah, don't get caught, easy.
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Easy.
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Sir, we have reason to believe that White Collar
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and his team of mercenaries have infiltrated Ricochet and
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Gunshow with a nefarious package.
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So why we still talking?
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Go get the package!
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Bring it to headquarters immediately, in tact please.
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Look, I was just thinking Gabby shouldn't be doing these
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missions, especially in her condition.
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It's not a condition!
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No.
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White Collars mercaneries have dismantling the best
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of all our agents.
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Anyone who comes into contact with this group
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has become volatile and unable to work with others.
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I think we have a new target.
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We won't let you down.
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Copy that commissioner, out.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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♪ And he's making me eggs ♪
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Yes I am, I'm making some eggs!
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Gosh, do they have to post everything that they do?
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It's 5:30 in the morning, I have to go to work,
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and he still gets up just to cook me breakfast.
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Do you have to watch everything that they post?
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Well she is my friend.
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I'm going for that package.
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No, Gabby, Gabby, Gabby.
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Come here!
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Stop!
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Look, we can tag team this, me and you!
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No!
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Wait, wait, wait, no!
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Look, for once in your life, let me help you.
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Okay.
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No, wait, Gabby!
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So basically our boss gave us an ultimatum.
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He said go to marriage counseling or turn in your suits.
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And we're here.
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Wow!
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You two have such a colorful career choice.
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No, no, no, no this isn't a career choice
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this is our purpose.
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Yeah and it's all she cares about.
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No!
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That is not all I care about.
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Well you didn't care about our anniversary, huh?
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The one that just happened.
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Oh?
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You forgot already.
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Are you kidding me?
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Are you serious right now?
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Okay, you wanted to fly to Paris and we had a
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very important mission. So what are we supposed to do?
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Just abandon our purpose?
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Okay, well you didn't listen to me in the first place.
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If your friends, the Jetsteams flew us there
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we'd be there is 30 minutes, just like I had planned.
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Well guess what?
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We will have others.
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Oh yeah, will we?
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And how many years have you been married,
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Five.
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Yeah, mmhm.
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And 12 days.
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Look we are just not in harmony at the moment.
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Harmony?
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Oh you know what?
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Here's my issue with you:
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you are always trying to plan a new adventure
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or a new vacation.
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How are we actually supposed to plan
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on having this little kid whose coming into this world?
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It's our first child.
Hold on, hold on.
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You want to know my problem with you?
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You never let me finish my sentence.
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Oh?
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You are driving me crazy.
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Well you know what?
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Maybe we should just resign.
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Yeah right.
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She's not gonna give up her job.
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I wasn't talking about my job.
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Oh, us?
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You're talking about us.
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So you're just gonna give up on us, the baby, everybody?
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See?
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You're literally putting words in my mouth.
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I didn't actually say that.
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Oh, okay, okay, okay.
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Well here's the thing
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we got a little super peanut coming.
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Sorry!
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This is how I get my cat Roger to stop scratching the sofa.
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Listen, I'm a Christian therapist.
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So the only way I can really help you
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is to help you understand your relationship with God,
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and his principles for marriage.
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Great, perfect.
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We're Christians, so this is--
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Christians?
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I mean when was the last time we went to church?
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That's okay.
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God hasn't abandoned you.
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He's for you.
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He's for your relationship.
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And if there's any part of you
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that still wants to work this out, we both can help.
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I mean me.
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Me and God.
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Okay.
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Are you saying that you're gonna take us on?
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Yes!
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I am going to take you on.
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That's great!
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And we're gonna start with our theme verse.
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Theme verse?
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If there's only one thing you get away from today
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I want it to be this.
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It's a verse from Philippians.
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Ready?
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Sure.
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Each of you should look, not only to your own interests,
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but also to the interests of others.
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Um.
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So just like, what?
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Help people, save the world and stuff?
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I mean we do that.
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The more you can think about the interests and needs
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of each other, the better your marriage will be.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, whatever.
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That's very easy.
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So easy!
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So, you'll come next week, and we'll get right into it.
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Just a quick question.
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This whole thing between you, me, her we can talk about--
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Anything.
Anything?
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Mmhm.
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Anything?
Anything.
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Anything?
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Mmhm.
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Well I just wanna talk about just a quick thing--
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Oh, right now?
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Right now.
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When, this one time she brutally destroyed our home
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and it really, really upset me.
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Are you kidding me right now?
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It was a window.
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It was a window and you wanna say
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I brutally destroyed the house
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Well then what else would you call it?
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I don't know, maybe I was emotional
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I'm pregnant!
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I'm pregnant.
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Word choice!
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She's doing the word choice thing where you always
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tell me to watch my word choice, watch my word choice!
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Mind games, you play these mind games. No, I'm done.
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Mind games? Wait, but I'm a super hero.
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That's what I do.
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Listen, at the same time--
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What a fun couple.
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