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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,499 --> 00:00:09,460 Ryan Gumbel, if you don't... Hey, little 2 00:00:09,460 --> 00:00:11,200 partner, how you doing? You need a room or something? 3 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:14,680 No, sir. My name is Sean, and I was wondering if you'd like to buy a box of 4 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:17,060 candy to help keep kids like me off the streets and out of gangs. 5 00:00:17,340 --> 00:00:20,080 See, that's what I'm talking about. A young brother got his head on straight 6 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:23,340 trying to do the right thing. Of course I'll buy a package of your nubs. 7 00:00:24,780 --> 00:00:27,460 Look here, uh, how much they cost, man? Just $20. 8 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:30,180 Just $20? Maybe you'll get your little happy year. 9 00:00:31,970 --> 00:00:33,190 Jamie, what are you doing? 10 00:00:33,410 --> 00:00:35,530 I'm about to throw this little hustler out in the street. He tried to sell me a 11 00:00:35,530 --> 00:00:36,730 package of nuts for 20 bones. 12 00:00:37,670 --> 00:00:38,670 20 dollars? 13 00:00:38,750 --> 00:00:39,509 20 bones. 14 00:00:39,510 --> 00:00:40,790 Is that all? Here. 15 00:00:41,530 --> 00:00:44,790 Thank you, miss. Your efforts were not going to recognize. Hey, hey, hey, hey, 16 00:00:44,790 --> 00:00:45,790 hey. You better recognize. 17 00:00:46,310 --> 00:00:48,590 Why don't you sit up here and let this little hustler come in here and hustle 18 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:51,310 you like that? Tell him I stay out of gangs. So he's probably in the gang 19 00:00:51,310 --> 00:00:52,590 himself. Westside! 20 00:00:54,110 --> 00:00:55,670 See how easy that is for him? 21 00:00:57,530 --> 00:01:00,890 Yeah, well, a real man supports kids that are trying to better themselves. 22 00:01:01,470 --> 00:01:02,470 I love kids. 23 00:01:03,490 --> 00:01:04,890 Well, you know, hey, uh, damn. 24 00:01:06,630 --> 00:01:08,090 I think I love kids, too. 25 00:01:09,390 --> 00:01:13,910 I want to have at least, uh, shoot, two kids. Oh, no, I want at least five. 26 00:01:14,270 --> 00:01:15,990 Three, four, five. Let a brother finish. 27 00:01:17,370 --> 00:01:18,550 Really? Yeah, yeah, really. 28 00:01:18,790 --> 00:01:22,050 As a matter of fact, what I was about to do was, I was about to buy all of 29 00:01:22,050 --> 00:01:23,330 Sean's nubs. 30 00:01:25,770 --> 00:01:27,390 All of them? Yeah, yeah, yeah, all of them. 31 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:49,960 But you can check on my blood. 32 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:52,300 Time to get it started. 33 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:54,400 You know what to do. 34 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:58,900 I've been looking like it. Your only thing. 35 00:01:59,340 --> 00:02:02,960 You can't tell me what to do. 36 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:07,940 You can't tell me what to do. You can't tell me what to do. 37 00:02:28,250 --> 00:02:29,250 Morning, Francesca. 38 00:02:29,330 --> 00:02:30,970 So, how was your weekend? 39 00:02:31,290 --> 00:02:34,650 It was nice. I did a little shopping on Melrose, a little reading. How was 40 00:02:34,650 --> 00:02:38,030 yours? The weekend was fine, but I'm having an ugly morning. 41 00:02:38,290 --> 00:02:39,830 Yeah, I can tell. It's written all over your face. 42 00:02:41,430 --> 00:02:46,790 All right, forget the morning. How was your weekend? Oh, I was laying out 43 00:02:46,790 --> 00:02:49,710 everything because I had splotches on my back. Jamie, Jamie. 44 00:02:50,290 --> 00:02:52,410 I was talking to Braxton. 45 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:54,590 Oh. 46 00:02:55,170 --> 00:02:56,170 My bad. 47 00:02:58,030 --> 00:02:59,090 I spent the weekend with my nephew. 48 00:02:59,630 --> 00:03:04,030 Oh, that is so nice of you. You know what? We need more men like you, 49 00:03:04,450 --> 00:03:05,450 Oh. 50 00:03:06,150 --> 00:03:09,550 So, what did you do this weekend, Jamie? Throw rocks at cars? 51 00:03:10,950 --> 00:03:12,650 Was that your pintar hit on the 405? 52 00:03:27,310 --> 00:03:29,450 we'll be singing Ain't No Nephew Like the One I Shot. 53 00:03:31,010 --> 00:03:34,890 All right, don't keep having me on that one. I just had to get this picture of 54 00:03:34,890 --> 00:03:36,410 Junior Frames. Woo! 55 00:03:38,470 --> 00:03:39,510 Wasn't he cute? 56 00:03:41,530 --> 00:03:45,170 Yeah, they said I was the prettiest baby in the hospital. 57 00:03:45,810 --> 00:03:47,650 Yeah, the question is, a baby what? 58 00:03:49,310 --> 00:03:50,590 So what are y 'all doing? 59 00:03:50,950 --> 00:03:52,990 Uh, Raxton was just telling us about his nephew. 60 00:03:53,610 --> 00:03:57,110 Hey, you should bring them by sometime. Maybe the three of us can do something. 61 00:03:57,890 --> 00:03:59,650 Oh, I'd like that. 62 00:04:00,070 --> 00:04:01,070 Then it's a date. 63 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:05,310 Well, 64 00:04:06,450 --> 00:04:10,350 hey, hey, hey. I mean, before you run off, I got a kid myself. 65 00:04:11,150 --> 00:04:13,430 Jamie? Junior, you better say something to your nephew. 66 00:04:13,870 --> 00:04:15,230 Jamie, I'm shocked. 67 00:04:15,930 --> 00:04:17,070 What does the mother look like? 68 00:04:18,370 --> 00:04:20,110 Well, see, it ain't really like that. 69 00:04:21,229 --> 00:04:22,710 But you said you have a kid. 70 00:04:22,910 --> 00:04:26,590 Yeah, I mean, I have a kid, but I mean, I ain't really the father. 71 00:04:26,790 --> 00:04:30,850 I mean, the kid thinks that I am the one, but the kid ain't my son. 72 00:04:34,790 --> 00:04:37,230 Are you talking about one of those Big Brother programs? 73 00:04:37,770 --> 00:04:39,990 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. The Big Brother. Right, right. The Big 74 00:04:39,990 --> 00:04:41,810 Brother program. That's exactly what I'm talking about. Thank you. 75 00:04:43,070 --> 00:04:44,110 That's really great, Jamie. 76 00:04:44,330 --> 00:04:47,890 Doing something positive for the kids. Cool. Right, right, right. You know, 77 00:04:47,890 --> 00:04:48,890 the least. 78 00:04:48,970 --> 00:04:49,970 that I could do. 79 00:04:52,270 --> 00:04:54,130 So, uh, when can I meet him? 80 00:04:54,770 --> 00:04:57,970 Oh, yeah, uh, whenever you want to meet him. 81 00:04:58,230 --> 00:05:00,450 Well, since you have the rest of the day off, how about today? 82 00:05:03,050 --> 00:05:04,130 Today, today, yeah. 83 00:05:04,350 --> 00:05:06,090 Well, cool, you know, I mean, that ain't a problem. 84 00:05:06,670 --> 00:05:08,950 No problem. And look here, bro, I got a problem. 85 00:05:09,730 --> 00:05:10,810 I need to get a kid. 86 00:05:11,330 --> 00:05:15,010 Uh, yeah, Jamie, that's kind of a sensitive topic with me. I haven't been 87 00:05:15,010 --> 00:05:16,010 woman in five years. 88 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:17,550 Yeah, well... 89 00:05:20,300 --> 00:05:22,660 Thank you. Oh, you're talking... Oh, come on. 90 00:05:22,980 --> 00:05:23,980 Come on. 91 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:26,400 Welcome. All right, yeah. Mm -hmm. 92 00:05:26,940 --> 00:05:27,940 Jamie? 93 00:05:28,340 --> 00:05:32,280 Jamie, the hug's over. Oh, you just wanted a regular hug. I thought you 94 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:33,280 hug, you know? 95 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:40,140 I see what you're doing. 96 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:42,140 Where is your conscience? 97 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:44,600 Oh, my conscience? I left it right here. 98 00:05:57,910 --> 00:05:58,910 Say, 99 00:06:00,590 --> 00:06:02,630 little man, maybe later on we can play some cards. 100 00:06:03,070 --> 00:06:05,450 Cool. How much money you got? 101 00:06:06,050 --> 00:06:07,050 Excuse me? 102 00:06:07,210 --> 00:06:12,030 That toy is still backed up in 227. And stop trying to con that kid. 103 00:06:12,310 --> 00:06:15,910 That woman is always ear hustling, man. Look, I'm going to catch you later, 104 00:06:16,010 --> 00:06:17,010 okay? 105 00:06:18,470 --> 00:06:22,490 I can play catch, man. Oh, man, no. I think we can stay in here and play catch 106 00:06:22,490 --> 00:06:25,270 because the scenery is so good in here. Why don't you go deep? 107 00:06:25,870 --> 00:06:27,090 Yeah, go ahead. Go deep. 108 00:06:27,870 --> 00:06:29,270 Go deeper, baby. There you go. 109 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:30,750 Deeper. There you go. Now. 110 00:06:31,790 --> 00:06:32,790 No more passing offense. 111 00:06:33,110 --> 00:06:35,370 Hey, um, what do you think about the little hump? 112 00:06:35,590 --> 00:06:39,510 Oh, I think he's so sweet, and I think he'd make a great dad. And I think he'd 113 00:06:39,510 --> 00:06:40,970 make a great dad happy and tired. 114 00:06:43,990 --> 00:06:45,490 Hey, Jamie, you want me to go deep again? 115 00:06:45,750 --> 00:06:48,110 Hey, I'm trying to go deep myself, but you know what I mean. 116 00:06:50,190 --> 00:06:51,850 Jamie, this is so weird. 117 00:06:52,190 --> 00:06:55,130 Why don't the three of us get together and go to a movie later? Look, it'll be 118 00:06:55,130 --> 00:06:57,030 cool, yeah, if you want to go hang out with us, you know, later on. 119 00:06:57,390 --> 00:06:58,990 All right, cool. I'll see you later. All right. 120 00:06:59,290 --> 00:07:00,290 See you later. 121 00:07:02,050 --> 00:07:03,410 Oh, Jamie. 122 00:07:04,070 --> 00:07:05,170 I know what you're doing. 123 00:07:05,970 --> 00:07:06,970 What you talking about, bro? 124 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:09,450 You're using me to get out fancy. 125 00:07:10,090 --> 00:07:12,130 Oh, come on. That mind your business. That mind your business. 126 00:07:14,770 --> 00:07:15,770 Jamie. 127 00:07:15,850 --> 00:07:17,090 Jamie. Jamie. 128 00:07:49,390 --> 00:07:51,370 Now you want me to run down and get you some chili cheese fries? 129 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:24,940 acting like a regular old kid. See? You're not acting like a kid that 130 00:08:24,940 --> 00:08:28,680 has bought them some brand new Air Jordans. 131 00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:31,100 And... Oh, yeah. 132 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:36,679 Maybe I got the new Air Jordans. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you the new Air 133 00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:39,100 Jordans, but you gotta start acting right. And if you act right, you can get 134 00:08:39,100 --> 00:08:41,100 new Air Jordans. And until then, say goodbye. 135 00:08:41,659 --> 00:08:42,659 Beep -bop. 136 00:08:42,799 --> 00:08:43,799 I hear you. 137 00:08:44,780 --> 00:08:45,780 Stop it. 138 00:08:52,010 --> 00:08:53,650 40 -ounce slipper don't went bad on it, brother. 139 00:08:54,730 --> 00:08:56,310 So I'm about to go get my release on. 140 00:08:57,490 --> 00:09:00,890 But when I get back, you better have your attitude changed. 141 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:23,480 No, he kept a diary. 142 00:09:24,020 --> 00:09:26,240 Really? That's great, because you wrote something in it. 143 00:09:26,540 --> 00:09:28,080 What are you talking about, Nelson? 144 00:09:28,380 --> 00:09:31,340 You know the part about how he dreamed you were on a desert island naked with 145 00:09:31,340 --> 00:09:32,340 Denzel? 146 00:09:33,260 --> 00:09:36,780 He took my diary? I'm going to kill him. Where is he? 147 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:37,959 I don't know. 148 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:41,340 Last time I saw him, he was working on Braxton's computer. You won't believe 149 00:09:41,340 --> 00:09:43,120 what somebody did to the computer. What? 150 00:09:43,580 --> 00:09:47,400 I was doing an occupancy rate report, and when I opened the computer files, 151 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:48,400 were all deleted. 152 00:09:54,030 --> 00:09:56,790 He was working on the computer all day. He was what? He was working on the 153 00:09:56,790 --> 00:09:58,870 computer. He took my diary. He doesn't have the authority to work on the 154 00:09:58,870 --> 00:09:59,870 computer. I hear that. 155 00:10:00,450 --> 00:10:01,449 What's going on? 156 00:10:01,450 --> 00:10:05,410 Mr. King, Jamie took my diary. And he deleted all the hotel files from the 157 00:10:05,410 --> 00:10:08,190 computer. I don't want anybody touching my personal property. He's trying to get 158 00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:09,910 me fired. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 159 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:13,930 Now, I know you can't be talking about my Jamie. Come on, let's get back to 160 00:10:13,930 --> 00:10:18,530 work. Hell, I'm missing a whole new box of Cuban cigars, and I think I know who 161 00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:19,309 took them. 162 00:10:19,310 --> 00:10:21,430 Jamie. That could be anybody's watch. 163 00:10:21,650 --> 00:10:22,650 Well, let me see. 164 00:10:26,340 --> 00:10:31,480 Folex? It's definitely Jamie. Junior, I know you are not suggesting that Jamie 165 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:35,760 took your cigars. Why else would his watch be in our room next to a pair of 166 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,060 scissors and this wig? 167 00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:08,560 I wanted to let you know that Nelson is behind all of this stuff. 168 00:11:09,180 --> 00:11:11,920 Come on, Jamie. Now you're going to blame that poor little kid. 169 00:11:12,140 --> 00:11:13,820 I thought you were a real man. 170 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:15,980 And I thought you were a loser. 171 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:17,940 And I was right. 172 00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:21,260 Oh, man, who cares what you think, Jack Astin? 173 00:11:23,380 --> 00:11:25,000 Hey, Auntie, Uncle, whoo! 174 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:28,180 Glad you got to stay here and let you know that a brother just wouldn't do 175 00:11:28,180 --> 00:11:29,500 something like that. You know, this is crazy. 176 00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:31,300 Sure. 177 00:11:32,180 --> 00:11:33,580 Need a light, brother? 178 00:11:35,690 --> 00:11:38,470 That's what I'm talking about here. Took your cigars, and then I took them from 179 00:11:38,470 --> 00:11:41,410 him. He got one in on me, but I was like, you know, trying to get the cigar 180 00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:47,050 him because secondhand smoke is really bad for my hair. And I was like... Y 181 00:11:47,050 --> 00:11:48,050 ain't buying none of this, huh? 182 00:11:48,930 --> 00:11:52,830 Well, let's don't run off on my brother and at least hear my story, man. I'm 183 00:11:52,830 --> 00:11:54,370 trying to let you know I was set up. 184 00:11:54,850 --> 00:11:55,850 Hey, Jamie. 185 00:11:56,530 --> 00:11:59,270 How's it going there with that little homie I set you up with? Is he helping 186 00:11:59,270 --> 00:12:02,330 score points with Fancy? I can't score no points, brother. I'm in foul trouble. 187 00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:05,640 I mean, this ain't no ordinary kid. Something wrong with him. 188 00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:08,020 He's crazy. 189 00:12:09,780 --> 00:12:12,700 All I'm saying is this. If you keep messing with me, he gonna end up on the 190 00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:14,800 of a milk carton. Have you seen him? 191 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:19,460 Oh, jeez. You know, I am sorry, Jamie. I mean, I can't help but think that it's 192 00:12:19,460 --> 00:12:20,960 just... It's all my fault. 193 00:12:21,980 --> 00:12:24,060 Well, I'm gonna see you later. Hey, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Listen, 194 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:25,340 listen, listen. We gotta catch him, right? 195 00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:29,960 Now, I got a video camera. I ain't gonna tell you what I do with that, but... 196 00:12:32,260 --> 00:12:36,260 If I could catch him on the video camera, then that way I could prove my 197 00:12:36,260 --> 00:12:38,320 innocence. Oh, is that all? That's all I need. 198 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:39,640 That's no problem. 199 00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:46,400 Yep, he kicked my ass. 200 00:12:50,220 --> 00:12:53,420 Man, this is terrible. No, it's just my eye. No, I'm talking about my camera. 201 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,740 You could spend $200 on this. Hey, what about me? 202 00:12:57,460 --> 00:12:59,060 Yeah, yeah, you too. Check this. 203 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:01,820 And I believe you let that little boy punk you. 204 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:04,820 Boy, that is not a boy. He is the Antichrist. 205 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:08,200 I will see you in hell, kid. 206 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,380 That was pretty smart of you. 207 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,740 Sending a white boy in with the camera. 208 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,140 Well, I knew he was up to something. 209 00:13:19,420 --> 00:13:21,880 Because a man's always trying to catch a brother slipping. 210 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,860 That's why I got Mary and Barry. 211 00:13:33,930 --> 00:13:34,930 I hand this to you, little brother. 212 00:13:35,550 --> 00:13:36,550 You ain't no joke. 213 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:38,469 That's right. 214 00:13:38,470 --> 00:13:42,750 If you got an hour, give me a G .I. Joe with a kung fu grip or else I'm torching 215 00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:43,750 the place. 216 00:13:45,970 --> 00:13:47,910 Well, I guess you just got to do what you got to do then, huh? 217 00:13:48,710 --> 00:13:49,710 Because I don't care. 218 00:13:50,150 --> 00:13:51,570 They fired me. I hope you're happy. 219 00:13:52,690 --> 00:13:53,690 What? 220 00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:20,020 What about your stuff? You get Nathan. 221 00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:25,680 I got to take all this stuff back so I can have some money so I can get back to 222 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:26,680 Texas. 223 00:14:42,980 --> 00:14:46,640 Well, I know you guys are kind of mad at me. That's cool. 224 00:14:48,330 --> 00:14:49,470 at least y 'all can say bye to Nelson. 225 00:14:50,350 --> 00:14:51,630 Bye, Nelson. Take care, Nelson. 226 00:14:51,950 --> 00:14:57,350 Nelson, you are welcome to come back here anytime because we really enjoyed 227 00:14:57,390 --> 00:14:58,390 honey. Really? 228 00:14:58,630 --> 00:14:59,630 Mm -hmm. 229 00:15:00,530 --> 00:15:02,190 Cool. Well, let's roll. 230 00:15:07,410 --> 00:15:09,830 Look, I have something to tell everybody. 231 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,230 It wasn't me who did all that bad stuff. 232 00:15:12,890 --> 00:15:13,890 Not Jamie. 233 00:15:14,010 --> 00:15:15,010 What? 234 00:15:15,650 --> 00:15:17,030 You're the one who took my cigars. 235 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:21,600 They're pretty good, don't you think? 236 00:15:23,740 --> 00:15:28,600 Honey, why would you do such things to people that care about you? 237 00:15:28,980 --> 00:15:31,040 I just did it to get attention from Jamie. 238 00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:32,520 I look up to him. 239 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:35,420 Y 'all better recognize. 240 00:15:52,430 --> 00:15:54,950 Sorry, I didn't believe you. You're trying to get all up on her, brother, 241 00:15:55,690 --> 00:15:56,690 All right. 242 00:15:56,850 --> 00:15:58,250 How can I make it up to you, Jamie? 243 00:15:58,670 --> 00:16:02,750 Well, uh, while I was out, I picked up this little bathing suit. You want to 244 00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:03,750 it on? 245 00:16:05,830 --> 00:16:07,250 Girl, this is Versace. You better... 18884