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o

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[Applause]

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oh

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oh

when do you think we'll get there we'll

get there when we get

there get

stop I think it was a road

sign look at it isn't it excellent no

that's shoddy

craftsmanship cheap wood grain no

weather sealant rough edges no dad not

the sign what the sign says no hunting

except

trapkin tropins dad ah

topkins what are

topkins thought we had a deal no comic

books this weekend only violin practice

oh honey come on we're on vacation let

him have some fun playing the violin is

fun will you

relax oh it's so peaceful up here isn't

it except for your Popkins Todd someone

is playing a joke monsters only exist in

comic books well grandpa said Grandpa

George grandpa says that there's only

three monsters left on the earth Bigfoot

The Lochness Monster and your

Popkins I give

up no hunting except trip Popkins you

know I just wonder does that mean you

can only hunt Tri Popkins or they can

only hunt

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you oh no we're not really staying here

are we well this is an architect's

nightmare awkward entry faulty drainage

boring design Popkins I think it's the

most romantic place I've ever seen yes

if leaky roofs turn you on oh come on

use your

imagination my

what never

mind can we go to the lake now no sorry

I have to go down to that building site

yeah but you said we can go fishing I

can't now son this is a working vacation

for me

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[ __ ] yes

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oh honey what do you think it's a

beautiful setting now this is

romantic Mr

dhy this is Denise Gore she's the lady

who'll be living

here I've been looking forward to

meeting you we didn't hear you coming oh

I was is taking a walk in the

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woods careful want your step

now now uh living room goes over here

and the bedrooms of course will be on

the second floor yes you have a big

family no but I plan on getting married

and having lots of kids what about you

do you have any children yes one son

Todd oh how

wonderful you know maybe I could have

you all for dinner one night Dad Dad Dad

come

quick I got to show you

something I I found some Footprints well

I know I can see that they're your size

no no out in the woods please just leave

us alone this is work but Dad would you

just go back to the cabin

his dad's still mad at me oh no I'm sure

he's forgotten all about

it yeah I'm sure he has

too so what was it you wanted to show

them I found some Footprints they were

chipkin

Footprints but he wouldn't beli me

anyway hey wait a minute it's not that

he doesn't believe you honey it's that

he doesn't believe in Monsters why not

because he's a grownup he really only

believes in the things he can see like

blueprints and

2x4s well yeah but you believe me all

the time so does Grandpa no well that's

because we have something he doesn't

have what

imagination will I ever lose my

imagination like Dad oh

m not if you keep it in a safe

place good night good night

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hey what are you looking at well I think

I should use the red oak on the walls

here

too well I think maybe you shouldn't

worry too much about putting up new

walls maybe you ought to think about

tearing down

some I tried to get through to him Abby

I just don't know how to he's always got

his nose buried in those comic

books well you've always got your nose

buried in a blueprint well I live in the

real world this is my

job well his job is to be a 12-year-old

boy I know all right all

right I'm glad I have you to help me get

things in perspective once in a

while come on

inside yes yeah no I will in just a

minute just let me finish up

here okay

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a

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Norman time for

breakfast sh why is Tod still sleeping

no but I

am what time is it man your AG shouldn't

be sleeping this late

man my age should be dead what time is

it 7 7 a.m. of course 7 a.m. good night

no not another step old man you come

right

here okay George will be coming home any

minute now and I want Todd to have a

really good

breakfast before he loses his appetite

how'd you think he'll take the news well

hopefully better than you did I just

thought that it would take Georgie Boy

longer than six months to replace my

only daughter DOD needs a mother and

well George needs someone too all I can

say is it's going to make for a sticky

situation when Abby comes back oh Norman

Abby's not coming back they never found

her body now Todd might hear you it's

been hard enough on him without you

filling his head with

hope I think they're early better get

TD well I'll be damned

grandpa oh thought I was just looking

for you

found you I won't tell your dad if you

don't tell your grandmother it's a

deal dad said he's bringing me a

surprise back from his trip oh you'll be

surprised all

right what time's he coming home oh as a

matter of fact I just got here they

that's a surprise kiddo your dad is

somebody special with him I knew it

I knew she was alive mom son

wait

Mom this is my father-in-law Norman and

uh of course my son Todd you've met Todd

you remember Denise Gore sure actually

it's going to be Denise story soon yes

we're going to be married your what

Denise will be your new mother surprise

what do you think I think I'm going to

puke and I was afraid he wasn't going to

like me I'll talk to him oh sweetheart

let me try if you want I just hate to

start you off with such a tough

assignment I think I can handle

him but I'm going to miss you

now it's my turn to

puke

Todd can I come in

your dad told me you like

Monsters so do

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I you play the violin Dad's making me

take

lessons I hate the violin that's a lie

you just want to like what I like and

hate what I

hate well maybe we can find the another

instrument tiger don't call me that only

my mother calls me that and you're not

my mother I know that Todd but I am

going to be your dad's wife and I would

like to be your

friend that's going to be up to

you oh and Todd I wasn't lying

I really do like Monsters and I hate the

violin I hope everything was all right

delicious

sweetheart well aren't you eating

anything no I'm uh watching my figure so

am I

so where did Georgie Boy and you meet

well actually uh I hired George to

design a home for me in the Cascade

Forest that's where Denise is from I

didn't know anyone lived up there

Popkins do I'm sorry Todd did you say

something

no so uh after Abby's accident I finally

got back to work on Denise's house and I

found myself leaving out C details I uh

I suppose I just wanted an excuse to go

back and see her what sort of details

mostly little things insulation the

bathroom front

door she just had this effect on me and

uh I didn't care if I ever finished the

house he did though and so beautifully

you know you really must come and visit

us visit

us yes well we were uh waiting for the

right time to tell you we're moving

right after the

wedding well we thought it might be a

good idea to get away from here and it

would be a good idea to get away from

you Todd don't you see what she's trying

to do to us she's trying to make us

forget

mom well perhaps I'd better clear

well this won't be easy what the hell

did you expect I was hoping that Todd

would be happy to have a new mom that

woman is not his

mother how about some dessert of course

coming right

up we all get horny Georgie Bo oh

Norman why buy the cow and you can get

the milk for free did I hear you say

you'd like some milk with this if it's

not too much trouble not at

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all you saying I shouldn't

remarry I'm saying it would take Shirley

here Dam sign longer than 6 months to

get over losing me right now it'll take

about 6

minutes how is everything perfect

couldn't be

better I'll go look for time

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well we should be headed home soon

anyway yes thanks uh for looking after

time get our bags together

what's up Slugger nothing you missed

dessert I'm not

hungry did I ever tell you about my only

time in the Mages we were two down for

zip two men out Bases Loaded bottom of

the ninth I was up and I thought there's

no way I can make it through this yeah

you go you told me oh

Grandpa

yeah do you think Mom's still

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alive she's alive up

here she's alive in here that's not what

I

mean I

know Norman yes my right

take care

Slugger and

remember step into the pitch keep your

eye on the

ball I know we we may be rushing things

a little but I have always dreamt of

being a June bride

yes well um maybe we could start

practicing for the honeymoon

George you know I want our wedding night

to be

special maybe it is a little silly but I

guess I'm just

oldfashioned all right okay okay I can

wait another week I can uh I can take

out the trash

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hey it's after 10: lights

out dad is it okay if I sleep with the

lights on tonight aren't you a little

old to be afraid of the dark it's not

the dark I'm afraid of what is it

her

Denise I thought so

if it makes you feel any better you're

not the only one who's afraid you know

I'm not Denise is just as scared of you

as you are of

her I doubt that I want you to give her

a

chance Dad it's just that I don't think

that

she's one of us she will be she's about

to become a dority just like you and me

no dad that's not what I'm talking about

well what are you talking about

forget

it good night good

night oh I

know well you're

hungry afraid you're just going to have

to wait a little

longer oh all right just a little snack

to tide you

over honey have you seen my plans for

the Freeman house

no what are you

doing nothing

just putting my jewelry

away we've lost another one haven't we

what

goldfish ah yes Todd forgot to feed them

again oh my

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all right Wendy right on

time God bless her

yes

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over here baby

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a

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Denise have you seen this what's that

dear well a jogger was killed not three

blocks from here last night oh how awful

how about some pancakes yeah what

happened how'd he die the police don't

know for sure but judging from the

condition of the body they think it was

a wild

dog how

hideous hash yeah a dog yeah can you

believe that yeah I can believe it how

about some more juice oh oh I am so

sorry here let me get that for you oh

well we have to go anyway if we're going

to make it on time on time

where oh we're uh picking up the wedding

license today and then we're going to

the Realtors we have to put the house up

for

sale do I have to go well we wouldn't

consider moving away and not taking you

with us no I mean do I have to go to the

Realtors well after this incident I

don't think we should leave you alone

no problem I'll go call the

babysitter

George Todd little old for a babysitter

he might be a little young for this

one let's get something straight right

now I'm not playing a strip poker spin

the bottle or doctor I Wendy and if your

tongue comes anywhere near my mouth I'm

going to tie it in a knot I thought I

told you last time there was just an

accident and what about the time before

that that was on

purpose hello Wendy hi i' like you to

meet my fiance this is Denise nice to

meet you you too you remember where

everything is uh refrigerator phone TV

no problem well we shouldn't be gone for

more than an hour or two okay and this

guy no comic books until he practices

the

violin don't worry about a thing Mr DH

everything is under control all right

okay bye-bye see you guys

bye okay kid do whatever you want just

uh don't play with

matches Wendy I need to talk to you

about

something Todd I don't care how much you

beg I am not giving you a bath no no

it's not about that it's about

Denise um

yeah so how are you two getting

along she's a

monster I know what you mean it's

exactly how I felt about my stepmom too

but you know you no I mean she's really

a monster with fangs and Claws and a

tail

bummer look Todd I think you've been

reading too many comic books I think

she's a tropin they live in the Cascade

Forest that's where she wants to take

us Todd look you're just upset because

she wants you to move that's all that

has nothing to do with

it hi

up nice

house hey his parents just left TV is

through there

cool what's up little dude he's really

cute what's your name oh he doesn't

speak yet

okay um what was that my

boyfriend well since when do you have a

boyfriend since when is it any of your

business what does he have that I don't

have well for one thing he's past

puberty and he's a

musician I play the violin fem has his

own

band fem yeah they're called the bodily

excretions and his name is Flem what's

wrong with Flem nothing nothing I'm sure

he's a really good

kisser he's a great

[Music]

[Applause]

kisser Wendy I need to talk to

you can't this wait can't you do this at

home my parents won't allow F in the

house what a

surprise okay all right okay what's the

problem little dude he thinks his mom is

a monster oh really cool so's mine no

but but she growls and she eats bones

and she chases

joggers you know what she's probably a

dog you know cuz dogs do things like

that no she's a tropin and I and she's

going to marry my dad Todd this this is

ridiculous I okay okay if she is a

trapkin then why would she want to marry

your father I mean why wouldn't she just

eat him or something

because she's waiting for the summer

solstice the summer

what the summer solstice is the day of

which the equator and the sun are at

their greatest distance from one another

it also happens to be the day that the

Earth's gravitational field is at its

lowest point low and enough for the

chapkin to get

pregnant wait how do you know all this

because when I was a little dude I used

to read comic books you know they're an

exciting hybrid of contemporary 20th

century art and

literature okay okay so when is the

summer solstice that would be on June

22nd that's the wedding day coincidence

I think not I don't believe I don't

believe any of

this then I'll get proof

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come on Denise make my night

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oh I'm sorry did I scare you where the

hell did you come from I couldn't sleep

I was hungry may I have a

paper sure ma'am anything

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got

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dad you got to wake up she's not human I

saw everything fangs claws blood dad nie

is a

monster D what's the matter what's going

on I got the proof right here we got to

get out of here now relax will you

please just one thing at a time what

it's Denise she's a

monster what's going on

how can anybody sleep with all this

commotion it's Todd it's something about

a a monster he's having a nightmare it

was not a nightmare that is quite enough

young man you may now go to your room

[Music]

you know George it must be all those

comic books he

reads I don't I don't think it's a good

idea for him to spend so much of his

time feel his head with all that

nonsense no you're

right you'll be a terrific

mother and a great

[Music]

wife oh George all in good time yes yes

now you go back to sleep I

will okay

good hey wait a

minute where do you think you're going

School school on your summer

vacation Sunday school it's

Tuesday don't you have something to say

to me and Denise after last night what's

the point you won't listen all right up

to your room but Dad and I want you to

do something constructive today like

practice your violin I spent a fortune

on lessons and I haven't seen you pick

that thing up since I don't know when

since mom died

exactly go to your room

and I want to hear some serious music

what's that noise that's my junior

concert violinist warming

[Music]

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up you know something I think he's

getting better how can you tell

[Music]

you all right honey uh just wedding

Jitters I

guess but perhaps Todd could practice a

little more uh quietly I do have a

splitting headache yeah sure I'll tell

him no no I'll do it

[Music]

hi Todd what are you doing here I need a

ride come on it's an

[Music]

emergency they've got to be there d we

dropped them off at least an hour ago

okay I found them that'll be

$6 uh

Wendy you have got to be kidding I'll

pay you back how

I'll I'll make my dad give you a race

don't believe

this the camera loves

you now are you going to tell me what's

so important about those pictures well

why don't you just see for

yourself oh my God what did I tell you

it's pretty amazing isn't it you little

pervert what how long have you been

looking in my bedroom

window oh no wait until fem hears about

this wait where are the rest of them

there more yeah of

Denise you you are really sick you know

that no it's not what you think I think

you need professional help

there

ready okay

mhm good good good good good yeah very

good okay perfect

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out

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Army

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what on

Earth you want to tell me what caused

this afternoon's little

episode it was a bat dad oh I could see

that a Louisville Slugger no I mean a

real bat a harpy a what a harpy you see

it's sort of a gargoyle that protects

the tropin when she's in human form God

you see Denise feeds it Denise

she's a Chopin Dad I know you're upset

about this marriage Todd last night she

killed a paper boy and I know you're

upset about the upcoming move the night

before that she killed a jogger Todd

Denise is not a monster yes she is and I

think it's her fault that mom's gone

that's it that does

it what are you

doing no more comic books

Todd and you're

grounded you wouldn't believe me

mom would have believed

me you're

right she probably would

have Dad Dad

wait where are you going San Diego I'm

having some problems with that Freeman

house I'll only be gone

today can I come with you no you're

grounded besides this will give you and

Denise a chance to get to know each

other a little better

but Dad and I don't want you giving

Denise any trouble oh I'm sure he'll be

the sweetest little boy that ever walked

the face of the Earth and I expect you

to help Denise get the house in order

for the

wedding see you later buddy yeah I hope

so

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Todd what's the matter your folks know

you're here no dad just left town in

Denise she's a monster you got to help

me slow down Slugger now take it easy

and tell me what's happening she's a

beast who feeds an unsuspecting people

by sucking out their blood and licking

their bones and she's so evil her

picture can't even be taken and she

wants dad to sell the house and move

into her cave and the cased Forest oh is

that all this is about selling the house

no she's going to kill

us I don't think the move is going to

kill

you we all know this is a very difficult

time for you for all of us but just

because your father is going to marry

somebody else doesn't mean that he loves

you or your mother any less why doesn't

anybody believe me Todd come back here

let's talk about it son d

welcome home sweetie time to trim the

hedges we want the house to look its

best for the

[Music]

wedding so how are the hedges we're all

done did you rake the leaves the leaves

[Music]

[Applause]

you know what

Todd

what I think the grass needs to be

[Music]

[Applause]

cut now that you're warmed up Todd the

garage could use a once over oh and on

your way out you can get rid of all that

old trash I

found these are my mom 's things exactly

[Music]

where do you think you're going I'm not

finished with you yet eat my shorts you

blood sucking bat-faced witch now I'm

going to have to hurt you Tod you're

going to have to catch me first

[Music]

hey Todd how'd it go with Denise

today something's got to change George

[Music]

Todd do you know why your father brought

you here

today because I have a problem very good

Denise is a monster oh now Todd you and

I both know there's no such things as

monsters you only think your stepmother

is a monster she's not my stepmother yet

and I'm not crazy well of course you're

not actually your psychosis isn't that

uncommon you're we go see children often

think of their stepparents as monsters

because they want their natural parents

to get back together

someday did I mention that she eats

people see once you stop blaming your

stepmother you'll be able to begin a

meaningful relationship built on trust

and love did I mention that she eats fat

people oh you know it wouldn't surprise

me if the two of you became the best of

Pals maybe you should meet her well

maybe I

should what did the doctor say pretty

much what we already knew that Todd has

an overactive

imagination that's it and she wants to

see you tomorrow

oh did she say why why well she thinks

it's perfectly normal that Todd should

miss his mother and resent you for

taking her

place but but she doesn't think it's

normal that Todd should be so scared of

you

oh I think I know why Todd's scared of

me what

well I guess I've been feeling a little

like a monster these

days wow

this place is

excellent well after your visit

yesterday I wanted to take you somewhere

special you're still upset about the

move

Grandpa can I ask you something sure son

anything how do you kill a vampire take

through the Hut

oh and werewolves Silver

Bullet how

about Shopkins

Shopkins you got anything on for

Popkins in the back on the

right thought over here

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jackpot hey

Spark how much for the comic of that

particular issue is a collector's item

there are only three copies in existence

how much

$500 I'll give you five

bucks accepting such an offer would be

highly

illogical for

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oh no

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Todd get out of here you've got to come

with me I'm not going with you

anywhere and stop looking at me like

that Wendy Denise is coming here to eat

you I'm going to call your father no

don't open the

door d tree

[Applause]

I'm sorry all the long disten phone and

and and I'm sorry about raiding the

fridge not cleaning up the kid I really

[Music]

need Todd yeah your stepmother is a

monster

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[ __ ] our answer is right there you can

count me in for

100 that's

it can I help it if you're dad's cheap

okay GL that's the 50 I've saved up and

that's only 150 ah you're still 350

short what are you going to

do I have a plan

[Music]

hi T oh hi Dad what you got there

nothing

nothing come on hand it

over dad I can I thought I made myself

clear no more comic books what are you

going to do with it just like I did with

the others I'm going to I'm going to

throw it in the trash no you can't I beg

you pardon I I just mean that it's well

it's worth a lot of money well I'm sure

to a 12-year-old a dollar and a quarter

is a lot of money but i' try

500 $500 where do you get that kind of

money I pawn something

what my

violin you had no business doing that

just like I have no business doing this

I I no

at any rate I believe that Todd's

delusion about your being a monster is

nothing more than his projection of the

fear of his own

death did you say something oh no just a

little rumbling in the tummy I'm missed

dinner last night well as I was saying

Todd Associates his mother's death with

the forest and the forest with

you therefore you have become a symbol

of Todd's own fear and in the eyes of a

12-year-old a monster do you follow me

on

this excuse me are you listening I'm all

ears

yes well

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good what was I talking about you were

saying that Todd sees me as a monster oh

of course well in conclusion I what

about you

doctor do you see me as a

monster we both know that monsters are

merely a figment of the

imagination I am so relieved to hear you

say that Dr Emerson for a while this

there I I thought you might actually

believe what Todd said about me why why

would you think that because it's

true it is every

[Laughter]

[Music]

[Laughter]

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word what

come on in

here okay so now will you tell me what

happened it's the comic book you see I

pawn my violin to buy it and then dad

found out tore it into pieces and threw

it in the trash here oh you've got to be

kidding you take this one I'll take this

one come on it's our last chance

tomorrow's the wedding and the Soul STI

is mine God this is so gross

hi hi where have you

been I went to the movies thought you

and Todd might like some time alone

yeah so how was it not very good it's

one of those Blood and Guts things I

left early I didn't really have the

stomach for

it well I thought the 22nd would never

arrive believe me it's going to be a

night to remember

keep looking we're still missing a few

pieces why do I have to do all the dirty

work oh because I'm the comics expert

and you've got long

arms and a short

temper that's great and we're missing

the one piece that shows how to kill it

you got to keep looking there must be

some more pieces

somewhere what we've been through all of

this

twice okay what do we do

next I don't know I just got to think of

some way to stop that wedding

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what are you doing good news we've sold

the house isn't that wonderful we can

start moving

tomorrow I've uh spoken to Grandma and

Grandpa you can spend the night with

them tonight after the ceremony why your

father and I would like to be

alone oh well I'll go get ready for the

ceremony w

oh

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for

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honey I'm not

ready are you all

right uh just something's caught in my

throat may I come in

no don't you know it's unlucky to see

the bride uh before the ceremony on the

wedding day well I think that's just an

old wives

tale I wouldn't be so sure

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what are you doing up

there I'm just making sure everything's

all clean and shiny for

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Denise well I'm really proud of the way

you've come around son

well if everyone's here Shall We

Begin curtain time

sweetheart yeah break a leg

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what hurt yourself are you all right

I'm I guess he's just head over heels in

love we've got to get you to the

hospital you could have some horrible

internal hammering I'm F thank you very

much for your

concern just get on with with the

wedding shall we yeah oh I'll take

dearly

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beloved dearly beloved we are gathered

here today in the presence of the

almighty to witness the joining into

holy matrimony of this man and this

woman the flame of Love begins with a

spark that burns in your hearts and

inflames your

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passions where's the trouble I don't

know what trouble we got a call there's

a problem here no

there's well if there is a problem here

maybe it's my

son I'm I'm sorry you've wasted your

time excuse

EXC where were we we were just getting

to the fows oh yeah right of course of

course do

you Denise Gore take this man George dhy

to be your lawfully wetted

husband oh

please wedding

pictures I do ah good and you George Dy

take this woman Denise Gore to be your

lawful wedded wife well I

do uh may I have the ring oh the ring

yeah

I'm sorry I must have lost it never mind

I have

one wait that was Mom's ring it's okay

we'll use

it that's

good now if there's anyone here who has

just cause to say this couple should not

weed Please Speak now or forever hold

your peace yeah she's a

monster with the power vested in me I

Now Pronounce You man and

wife you may kiss the bride

now have a nice

reception have a nice

life I get a light here Jesus Christ

hey Sport come and join the

party why not my life is over

anyway this is the beginning of a new

life for us I think you'll be

surprised let's go

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H look who I

found how about a dance with

Grandma no thanks I think I'll sit this

one out

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yes yeah hi Wendy it's Todd I found the

last piece of the comic book I know how

to kill my stepmom but I'm going to need

your

help wait okay all right okay stop oh my

God you guys suck this is really bad I

got to leave fem I have to talk to you

it's really important can't you see what

I'm doing here right now is important

it's about a gig a gig

cool now will you tell me what this is

about

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sweetheart dinner's

ready so am

I

wow care to

D later

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like just went out downstairs we're

running out of time they'll be here any

second who

will reinforcements

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all right dudes let's ghetto

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blaster wow is that all you can

say how about a

toast make it a quick

one we probably need some glasses George

I'll be right back

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now how about dead

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toast what's wrong now cork crew forget

it George just I did but I'm going to

get

one's crew

hurry I'm hurrying I'm

hurrying everything now here here you go

okay cork screws there's some things I

can't do here I can't let me

try

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Okay oh good

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ready for

us may every day be just like

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today

Todd Granda

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now who was

that it's

time make him

stop he serenading

us he's killing me

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[Applause]

sorry

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George

Jesus right

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lights

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[Applause]

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louder

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yes the music

we did it she's dust hi

tiger start the music

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wheny start the

car both started dead

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hi sweetheart

[Applause]

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not this

time remember when I Tau you slacker

step into the pitch and keep your eye on

the gargoyle

home run

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I also play

requests wow and they say heavy metal

music is

dangerous I'm sorry I didn't believe you

I'm sorry you're alone

again I'm

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not did you love

her not in the way I loved your

mother well then why'd you marry her

well for me building a house is easy but

building a home is not so easy I needed

help and when we lost your mom I I guess

I thought uh Denise could be the answer

I thought you needed a

mother well I'm pretty happy having a

dad you get some sleep tomorrow's your

day we're going to do whatever you want

okay

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okay and by the way you still owe me 350

bucks for that violin

some of this comic book stuff is pretty

wild see what I tell you I think my

personal favorite is

Aquaman

Aquaman a dad nobody likes Aquaman I

like Aquaman I think he's cool but all I

can do is talk to fish what kind of a

superhero is that hey well if you can

talk to fish maybe we'll catch a few

this afternoon

mhm this area is starting to look

familiar how long do you think before we

get there I think we'll get there when

we get there smart

guy all right who do you think would win

a fight between Superman and Captain

Marvel Superman dad definitely Superman

no no way no I bet Aquaman could find

the lake though I think you've got us

lost

here I'm sorry Dad I just had a

hunch come on

hey wait wait look what's

that to this was your

mother's dad look over

there what is this place must be

Denise's cave

what are those cocoons but your Popkins

use them to store food for the winter

you mean there might be people in

there aive

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let me out of

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here it's you it was your pop I know yes

we know that this was horrible I can

imagine what said I can

imagine so did anything happen while

that was gone you want to tell her son

or should I nah you go ahead Dad thanks

a

lot how do I start

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