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A little pause...
and we are back.

A little pause.

and we are back.

Hey!

You're not helping
me very much, Jess.

Can't you see them?

They're everywhere!

Mom, I'm trying to keep
aliens away from the garden.

How could you be gardening
when aliens are attacking?

Oh, thank you.

You know, now that I think of it, you
have been a very big help because I...

I barely see any
aliens at all now.

I got them all, Mom.

Come here.

Thank you.

Mom!

What?

I can't hug you anymore?

Is that what this is?

I don't want a laser man, Mom.

I can't let my guard down.

Oh, yeah.

We wouldn't want
that, laser man.

I like our old house.

Why did we have to move?

Well, we're a family now.

Me, you, Liam, and Thomas.

And our old house wasn't big enough for all
the new memories we're gonna make here.

What, do you think
they're gonna like it?

They're gonna love it.

I like Thomas, Mom.

He's nice.

I think I see an
alien over there.

Yep, by the table.

Get it!

Got it?

Good.

Thank you.

That one over there.

Thank you.

You alright, buddy?

Hey, sport, I know this
seems like we're going

really fast, but this is
our life now, you know?

And look at the good stuff.

You're gonna be closer to
Uncle Nick, new school, new kids.

So I really want you to, you
know, take it easy on this guy, okay?

You know, Liam, the first rule of
Family Knots is all about communication.

Dad, I know the Family Knots.

Right.

I've heard it a hundred times.

You promised.

I just want you to
take it easy, okay?

Do me a favor, okay?

Just try to be nice.

I think they're here!

Hi, Thomas.

Jessie, how are you, man?

I'm good, how are you?

Good.

So nice to see you.

Hello, hello.

Hi.

How are you?

This is Levy.

Wow.

Nice to meet you.

Oh.

I've been extremely lonely
living in this big brand spanking

new house, all alone,
longing for Mr. Levy to join me.

I bet.

And anxiously waiting for
another sweet little boy to join us.

Hi, Liam.

Hello, Christina.

Welcome home.

So, uh, why don't we go inside?

See the work that
Christina's done.

Why don't you lead
the way, laser man?

Come on.

Well...

This is it.

Now, I haven't finished unpacking
everything yet, but our bedrooms and the

living room and our
bathrooms are just about done.

This is great.

And you should see our room.

Our room?

Dad, did he just say our room?

You didn't tell him that
they were sharing a room?

Didn't really get
around to that yet.

We really need to have a talk.

One second.

Honey, there's actually
something I need to tell you.

Tell me what?

Two things, really, and
this might be number one.

Pleased to meet you.

Paula Preston.

I am the precinct president of the
Plantation Pines Neighborhood Association.

And we are pleased as punch to
welcome you to this neighborhood.

Oh, a pecan pie.

Thank you.

I personally prepared it myself.

Thank you.

Mrs. Preston?

Ms. Preston, actually.

It's a first prize winner
at the Pacey's Picnic.

For presentation.

Thank you very much.

This is my wife, Christina.

And our boys, Jesse and Leon.

Well, pleased to meet you.

It's my pleasure, I'm sure.

This pie looks delicious.

Perhaps we could
share recipes some day.

Perhaps.

You know, something just
popped into the old pumpkin.

No, it didn't really.

The old pumpkin.

Plum pudding.

I can pass by, preferably
Thursday, prior to 12 p.m.

And then we can trade
recipes over plum pudding.

Sounds like a date.

I thought you were
going to say plan.

It was very nice to meet you.

And thank you so
much for the pie.

Boys, say goodbye.

Peace.

Oh.

Peace.

Such a pleasure.

Enjoy the pecan pie.

Very nice to meet you.

It was pleasantly wonderful.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Was that your surprise?

Not exactly.

Are you expecting someone else?

Hey.

Uncle Nick!

Whoa.

Don't come any further.

Nick.

Hey, sis.

Is this what you wanted
to talk to me about?

Not exactly.

Look, what Uncle Nicky got
you guys is a housewarming gift.

Here.

A dog.

A dog.

This is so cool.

Look at his legs.

He looks funny.

You look funny.

Do not.

Do so.

Not so.

Boys.

Boys.

This is enough.

A word, Mr. Levy?

It's cute, huh?

Yeah.

Come on.

Come here.

I suppose you're
wondering why we're here?

I'm Donald.

Yes.

Let's go, Mr. Levy.

We've met.

Yes, I know.

When was the last
time you saw this dog?

What happened to your arm?

Oh, he got attacked by a dog.

I wasn't attacked.

I had it under control.

It was real bad.

Look, you're a dog.

We need to find your dog.

And who are you again?

That's Jim.

As I've told you, I am Dale.

Oh, Jim!

Jim makes an
amazing curry salad.

So good.

Yummy.

Yeah, yummy.

Salad is good.

Yeah.

For the soul.

I am Dale Hooger of the FBDI.

Federal Bureau of
Dog Investigations.

And this is my colleague, Zowie.

Howie.

Howie.

M-H.

He's a local dog catcher.

Uh, Donald.

I've known you
for over ten years.

We were in 4-H together.

Oh, yes.

My dog.

Oh.

No, I've never had a dog.

No dog.

This picture was taken
by a security camera at the

scene of a large fire at a
chemical testing facility.

In said picture, with said dog, is a
collar that had your information on it.

Now, we need to find this dog.

It is a matter of
national security.

Come on, they love him.

I thought it helped them bond.

You thought it was a good idea.

So what?

It's fine.

What?

Fighting.

Come on, look at him.

Mom and Dad used
to go all the time.

I wish someone would
stop them from fighting.

He's just a little
dog, Christina.

But if you don't want them to have
him, I mean, I will totally tell him.

I mean, we are a team.

I will support you 100%.

You are not going to make
me to be the bad guy here.

Well, then... I mean, what
do you want me to do?

I don't know.

I just want to take care of it.

Alright, alright.

Fine.

Look, we'll see how it goes.

Alright.

This is just temporary.

I promise.

Look, he's coming over here.

Uhhh, I don't think the dog
should be in the house, okay?

It doesn't look like
a house dog to me.

Look at him.

He's basically trained.

I mean, that is
where I found him.

Found him?

Where did you find him, Nick?

In a house.

In my house.

It's actually kind of funny.

After we hung up the phone
and you said you wanted to...

He was right there
in my living room.

How'd he get in your house?

Why is he looking at me?

He likes you.

Probably thinks you're cute.

Well, I've never owned a dog.

No.

Wait.

I remember that collar.

I gave that collar
to a friend of mine.

Oh, yeah!

That was a long time ago.

Was this friend of yours a dog?

Yes!

Oh, but he would
never hurt anyone.

Oh, no.

He was a righteous dude.

Very righteous.

And when was the last time
you saw this... dog friend?

What is the date?

Five o'clock.

Seventeenth.

Oh, and the date.

Oh, it's Friday, Mr. Sankey.

Friday the seventeenth.

The seventeenth.

So, uh...

When was it that you
saw your dog last again?

The fourteenth.

Fourteenth.

Could be important.

Better jot that down, Wowie.

May.

May.

Yes.

May.

What do you mean, May?

What does he mean, May?

I don't know.

Maybe... May fourteenth,
two thousand eight.

That was a good year.

I remember like
it was yesterday.

That was a good year.

That was a really good year.

Leg of land.

I remember that.

Is there anything else that
you guys want to tell us?

Like, for example,
the dog's name?

Or anything?

Distinguishing markings?

Anything that would
help us find him?

He has dog hair.

That's important.

Yeah.

Do you have any idea where he
might have gone five years ago?

Has anyone else contacted
you from said caller?

No.

Wait.

No to not knowing where he went?

No to not knowing where
he contacted you before?

Or no to no one
contacting you before?

Yes.

Okay.

Well, uh, thank
you, Miss Sankey.

Miss Sankey.

Oh, shit.

Okay.

Well, thank you so
much, gentlemen.

Thank you.

Oh, wait.

There's one more thing.

What?

Well, he detests dog food.

Just hates it.

Wait.

He knows that he hates dog food,
but he can't tell us a dog's name?

Oh, and he likes a coffee black.

No sugar, because
sugar is bad for you.

And, yes, very bad
for dogs and humans.

And he's special.

He's very special.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

Yes, we know how
special the dog is.

Oh.

Oh, and he's wearing socks.

Socks.

Could be important to write that
down while we... Could be important.

Well, ladies, thank you very much,
you know, and next time, I promise,

I will make you some tea.

Can't wait.

See you at the meeting.

Better go to the bathroom.

That got my
stomach all riled up.

Well, she's a few cards short of a
full deck, if you know what I'm saying.

Mmm.

She's the closest contact we
have to the nation's most wanted.

Aminal criminal.

You better hope we
find that dog, or you're

going to be looking
for a job soon, friend.

Well, how do we find him?

I've been searching for that
canine for over seven years.

I know how he works.

He will not outsmart me.

Yeah, go get him, Sherlock.

It's not funny.

It's not.

All right, it was kind of funny.

And you have to admit,
you looked a bit like a

fire hydrant, so you
can't really blame the guy.

Stop.

You know what?

I'm serious.

You really should
have talked to me first.

That's all I'm saying.

I just wanted it to be a
surprise for you and the boys.

I mean, if I thought it
was going to be a problem,

I wouldn't have had Nick
get him in the first place.

You've got to believe me.

Of course I believe you.

So, what, is this what you
wanted to talk to me about?

Not exactly.

Look, whatever it is,
I'm with you 100%, okay?

As long as we can finally
start our lives together.

I've missed you.

You know...

What is this?

That is actually what I
wanted to talk to you about.

I... Thomas?

I'm going away to San Francisco.

Just for a week.

Oh, come on.

I'll be three hours away.

A week?

You've got to understand.

The Family Knots
Counseling Center is opening.

What's it going to look like
if the founder and creator of

the fastest-growing family
counseling plan is not there?

The investors will... I mean,
the investors are going to go nuts.

This is the biggest thing to happen
to this company since it started.

I can't miss this opportunity.

You said it might
not happen, though.

I said it might not.

But I also said it might.

And I might get to speak in front of 2,000
clinical psychology students at Berkeley.

I can't miss out on this.

Thomas, we've been
married for a week.

And I've hardly seen you.

I know.

I'll make it up to you.

I promise.

I promise.

Can't you let Nick handle
some of the opening?

That way he won't
be gone for so long?

Would you let Nick
handle the opening?

No.

Exactly.

We will pick up every stray dog.

We will talk to every
dog owner who's in

this city until we find
that criminal canine.

No one will get past us.

We will talk to everyone
who's ever stepped in dog poop.

Everyone who's ever
been bitten by a flea.

That's how we will find him.

That's why I am
numero uno at the FBDI.

I see everything you cannot.

The

only thing special around here?

It's you.

For once, Howard,
I agree with you.

So what do you think?

To see me drive?

To San Francisco?

Yeah, it'll be fun.

Why?

There's nothing fun about
driving to San Francisco.

I don't want the
dog on the couch.

Sweetheart, relax.

It's not a big deal.

So what do you decide, guys?

We need you to
be the tiebreaker.

You mean you want
us to be the tiebreaker?

Whatever.

I want to name him the
awesome name of Turbo.

I told you.

He doesn't like that name.

I say we name him Turtle.

That name is horrible.

It's not horrible.

It is.

No, it's not.

Yes, it is.

It's not.

It is.

Not.

Boys, boys, boys, that's enough.

Okay?

Guys, you're not
thinking his name through.

I mean, look at him.

His name should be obvious.

Yeah.

I mean, it's got to
be something special.

I mean, it's got to have a
meaning, something behind it.

Exactly.

I mean, look at him.

He doesn't look like
a spot or a snowball.

He can't have a
regular dog's name.

No, it's got to be
something that has meaning.

And purpose.

His name should be... The dog's
name should be... Come on, guys.

Socks.

What's it going to be?

Socks.

Socks.

They look like boots to
me, but I kind of like socks.

No, but socks with an X.

Perfect.

I like that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What do you think, socks?

I think he likes it.

It's a good idea, Liam.

I thought you said it first.

Well, it wasn't me.

But, you know, sometimes just
the best ideas, right out of thin air.

Hey, I like it.

Mom, what do you think?

Why not?

Welcome home, socks.

I found the dog
I was looking for.

Look, man, how long do
we have to keep doing this?

Okay, we already put up
bulletins and searched the pound.

We search for the dog as
long as it takes to find the dog.

That's how long we
search for the dog.

Any one of these
dogs could be him.

Look, why don't we just
ask people, like I said earlier.

What on earth are you doing?

If you want to find a dog,
you've got to think like a dog.

I'm smelling the air.

We don't need to
talk to these humans.

I'll know the dog
when I see the dog.

I will smell the dog when I...

...smell the dog.

Oh, really?

Yes, really.

This dog... This dog is
a criminal mastermind.

We've had some run-ins before, but
he's always managed to evade me.

Sometimes, when I smell other dogs, I can
smell the scent of that dog on those dogs.

He will be mine.

There.

There.

There.

That dog.

That dog knows something.

Oh, oh what, the poodle?

No, no, over.

Oh, the greyhound.

No, no, whoa, higher.

Oh, the Great Dane.

No, with the blonde hair.

Oh, the dachshund?

No, no, no, with the ears.

Oh, the golden retriever.

No.

The chocolate lab?

No.

Oh, wait, the miniature...pinscher...what
is that, chihuahua mix?

Thank you.

Next to the girl with the... Oh,
the seafoam green jumpsuit.

Well, no, it's more
like aquamarine.

The emerald blue jumpsuit?

No, no, no, that's teal.

You think that's teal?

That is more like
seafoam, emerald green.

No, it's a blue...

Indigo?

Dale.

Dale!

Oh, man.

Come on.

Excuse me, ma'am.

Stop.

Stop, stop, stop.

Excuse me, ma'am.

I just... Whoa.

Back off, buddy.

It's easy.

I just need to check the dog.

This is official business.

Whoa!

Back off!

Oh!

Oh, oh!

Ow.

Let me go!

Don't kill.

Don't kill, don't kill.

Do not kill.

Back.

Back.

Okay, we're in public.

We're in public, yes.

Okay.

Okay.

Hey.

Haven't unpacked yet?

Is there another bedroom?

You and Jesse gotta
share a room for right now.

Right?

Maybe in a couple of months
you can get your own room.

But only if you're nice
to both him and Christina.

Why do I have to
share a room with him?

Yeah.

I just thought it would be nice
for you guys to do a little bonding.

It's not gonna hurt that much.

We?

Does that mean Christina?

Yes.

That does mean Christina.

Come on.

You gotta understand.

I know this is hard for you.

But I need you to
help me with this.

I need you to be respectful.

Okay?

You know, the sooner you unpack,
the sooner you can play with socks.

Thanks for the dog.

You're welcome, Leo.

And there's uh...

There's something
else I gotta tell you.

Okay.

Okay.

Refresh it and bring it back.

Come on, boy.

And the frisbee.

Please?

Sucks.

Go on.

Already?

Look, I have to go
to San Francisco.

Then why do I need to unpack?

Because you're not coming with.

I need you to stay here.

Look, while I'm gone,
you're the man of the house.

Okay?

I need you to take
care of everything here.

And that includes socks.

Please?

Please?

Okay.

Okay.

Now fetch it and bring it back.

Come on, boy.

Get the frisbee.

Come on, boy.

Mom!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey, hey.

No moms.

No moms.

We don't need any moms
brought into this equation.

Okay?

Just you and me.

Did you just... Hit you in
the head with a frisbee?

Yes, I did.

Sorry about that.

I was gunning for the chest.

Let me break it
down here for you.

The fetch thing?

Yeah, I'm not into that.

How did you...

Right.

First time with the
whole talking dog thing.

Your mind must be blown.

Are you an alien
dog or something?

Alien dog?

Do I look like Elf?

Um, yeah, right.

It's, uh, way before your time.

You're so cool.

I gotta tell my mom.

She will never believe me.

No.

Let's not do that.

I can't tell my mom?

I'm just a kid.

You know, I've been
around for, you know, a while.

And, you know, the
adults, they just...

They don't get the
whole talking dog thing.

They faint, pass out.

It's a mess.

You know that shirtless
buff guy from Twilight?

Kinda looks like an Ewok?

Well, he wet himself
when I told him I was a fan.

Kids, on the other hand?

You know, you guys
accept it pretty quick.

That's why I dig you guys.

We see eye to eye.

You want me to
keep this a secret?

Exactly.

Just you and me.

It's like a club.

Capiche?

Huh?

Yes.

I would like you
to keep it a secret.

Okay, you have my word.

It'll be our secret.

Aces!

Ew!

I hate roasts!

I wish we could have pizza
tonight instead of yucky roast.

No worries.

I got your back.

Alright, well...

Nick's coming in a little bit.

We're gonna leave tonight.

I love you, you know.

It's a good talk.

And you can talk to
Christina if you ever need to.

Not gonna happen.

Alright, well, hey.

No pressure.

I'm just putting it out there.

Okay?

Alright, buddy.

See you in a sec.

So, I'll call you when I
get to San Francisco.

Hm?

Should only be a couple hours.

I miss you already.

I'm sorry, sweetie.

Where are the boys?

Uh...

Well, gosh.

If only one of them was around.

I want to make sure that you
are protected while I'm gone.

I can do it, Thomas!

Jesse, where'd you
come from, buddy?

I was over there.

I was invisible.

Ooh, invisible, huh?

You just might be the perfect
candidate to take care of your mom, then.

I'll do my best.

Alright, I know you will.

Hey, Liam.

You gonna say goodbye
to your old man before I go?

Wow.

That's it, huh?

Why can't I just go with you?

School hasn't started yet.

Come on.

You need to stay here.

Alright?

You gotta sleep
in an actual bed.

You gotta get a
home-cooked meal.

Mom's a great cook.

You're a baby.

You're emotionally unstable.

Jesse!

Guys, just remember the
family knots while I'm gone, okay?

Okay, never mind.

I'll be back in a
couple of days.

Okay.

Alright, just call
me later, okay?

Yeah.

Alright, you two go get
washed up for dinner, alright?

Mom, I don't want
Rose for dinner.

How did you know I was making...

Socks?

No!

Socks!

Socks!

No!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Run, Socks!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

And...

Pizza!

Gosh, is that the time?

I should really...

get going.

I mean, Nick is probably so...

would not want to be you, Socks.

Love you!

Honey?

Leave.

Got it.

It's the dog house
for you, mister.

Out!

Hey, kid.

Why don't you share
the wealth a little bit?

I'd like pizza.

Oh, yeah, yeah, right.

My bad.

Bad timing.

Did you just talk?

Yeah, yeah, but my mouth
doesn't really work like yours.

It's more like a...

telepathy type thing.

I'm going crazy, aren't I?

No, you're not crazy.

But yes, I am talking.

And by the way, you're welcome
for the whole peeing thing earlier.

Word to the wives.

If you ever want two people to
stop fighting, pee on one of them.

Works every time.

Nice five-second rule.

Are you sure you
should be eating that?

Kidding?

Dirt-covered pizza is the best.

Of course, the tummy goes
crazy a little later, but eh, I'm a dog.

I can go anywhere.

If you know what I mean.

Lamb!

Lamb!

What kind of dog are you?

We'll talk about this later.

Oh, what are you
guys talking about?

Talking?

We weren't talking.

Oh, okay.

Well, how long are you
going to stay out here?

Till Dad comes back.

I can't let you do
that, you know.

Fine.

Liam, please understand.

Dogs need to learn discipline.

You know, it would really mean
a lot to all of us if you could just...

you know, hang loose.

You know, come
back in the house.

Hang loose?

I can't let you sleep
out here, okay?

Socks did a bad thing,
and when he learns his

lesson, maybe he can
come back in the house.

Maybe?

I'm not going to argue with
you about this right now, okay?

Come on.

Sorry I got kicked out
on the first day, buddy.

If my dad was here,
we'd be nice in the room.

Talk to you later.

See you later.

Ah, he took the pizza.

Hey.

You made it to San
Francisco already?

No, no, no.

We're just getting to the city.

Uh... I got a call from the Director
of Mental Health Division at Berkeley.

Yeah, everything's lining up.

It should be great.

That's good.

Is everything okay?

Uh, yeah.

I just, um...

I...

Socks has already turned
me into the bad guy, and um...

And Liam, he just...

Well, Liam just wants
nothing to do with me.

You know, I just... I don't want
him so desperately to accept me.

You know, I just want
him to know how much I

love him and that
this is all I care about.

No, no, no.

Hey, say, slow down.

Slow down.

He will.

Alright?

I know he will.

It just... It takes a
little time to settle in.

And...

I really think socks
will make it a lot

easier for everybody
to get along, you know?

So, I'll see you soon.

Okay.

I love you.

Goodnight, sweetheart.

Is everything alright?

Oh, everything's...

Do you have any
antacids in here?

Oh, no.

Sorry.

Oh, god.

Seriously?

I told you.

Two bowls of chili?

Two bowls of chili.

It was delicious!

I don't care.

It's greasy spoon chili.

You can't do that to me.

Alright, let's go.

I think I know
where we're going.

Really?

This time?

Alright.

What are you doing?

I want to show you something.

Follow me.

This way.

It's in our room.

I want to show you...
Crutch in your room.

I'm sleeping in the guest room.

It's time to be my own room.

Once I talk to my dad.

Again.

Mom and dad said
we were sharing.

My dad.

Not yours.

Thomas said I could
call him dad if I wanted.

He didn't mean it.

He's just being nice.

It's like when someone you
care about leaves and they

say they wish they could
stay but they don't really.

But that's sad.

Did that happen to you?

No.

Forget about it, okay?

Just call me dad Thomas.

Even Tommy if you like.

Just not dad.

You sure?

Positive.

So you're coming?

If I come will you
leave me alone?

You're gonna love it.

Close your eyes.

Not gonna happen.

What is this?

It's great, right?

I figured we could
sleep in the fort tonight.

If I was a baby like you.

I'm not a baby and I
know you think it's cool.

What?

I need a sidekick.

Every superhero needs one.

First of all, I'm no sidekick.

And second of all,
you're no superhero.

You're mean.

Thank you.

I don't think I want
you in my fort anyway.

On second thought,
I like this room better.

You go sleep in the guest room.

What if I don't want to?

Then I guess the fort
comes tumbling down.

Just like war.

I destroyed your fort.

Now the room is mine.

Just like Socks.

That's not fair.

Socks is mine too, you know.

Nope.

He's only mine.

That's not fair.

Too bad.

I know Socks better than you do.

Trust me.

No you don't.

Do so.

Do not.

Do so.

Do so.

Prove it.

Never mind.

Cheat.

Man, I hate cheats.

It's like a never ending black hole
of softness falling on top of you.

Socks!

How'd you get in here?

Christina will kill me if
she finds you in here.

Yeah, she's a
little uptight, huh?

Tell your dad to ship
her to the spa for a day.

Girls love that stuff.

Quiet, boy.

You don't want
to get in trouble.

Don't look at me like that.

I don't like this one, okay?

I'm telling you.

You don't want to
turn out as an emo kid.

You only get one color.

Just walking around
wearing black.

He's annoying.

Me and him aren't going
to work out as brothers.

Ugh.

You know, I knew this
guy a long time ago.

Long hair, carpenter.

Nicest guy I ever met.

One of the smartest too.

He had these twelve dudes
that followed him everywhere.

Called themselves disciples.

Well, these guys screwed
up all over the place.

My buddy had to
fix her mistakes.

My point is that he
didn't care how many

mistakes they made or
how annoying they could be.

He loved them and
always forgave them.

And you know what?

He considered them as brothers.

Good for that guy.

I'm outta here.

Sucks.

Sucks.

Thanks a lot.

See ya.

Fine.

I don't need you either.

Hey, Liam.

Wake up.

Wake up.

Liam.

Wake up.

Wake up.

Come on.

Come on.

Get out of bed.

Look out.

Look out.

Hey, come on, man.

Oh, you want a piece of me too?

You think you can take this?

Come on.

Both of you think you
can take socks here, huh?

Yeah, you think you got me?

Come on.

What do you got?

I'm gonna get this, man.

I'm gonna get it.

It's mine.

I'm gonna put my
whole body into it.

Scossages.

Scossages.

Scossages.

Scossages.

Got your nose.

What are you waiting?

Ten times more than me
and you still can't get it?

Yeah, that's right.

You can't get it from socks.

I'll be taking this.

Yoink.

Destroy the evidence.

No evidence.

Nothing here.

Nothing to see here.

New York.

She's in Ohio.

I can't get to Ohio
without me knowing it.

I went to Indiana,
down to Florida.

It doesn't make sense.

How would I get to Virginia?

I will find you.

I will find you.

Alright, now it says we
need to put the window.

What's two?

We need that
little knobby thing.

Where's the knobby?

That's... Wait, you need
to put the steering wheel.

We don't need a driver, per se.

You know?

They can just, you
know, sit on the floor.

I guess the passenger.

Someone can push the pedals.

Hey!

Alright, look, before you say anything,
I know it's not perfect, or even close to

being done yet, but
Jesse and I tried to stay

up all night putting this
back together for you.

Well, you know what?

I really just... I don't even know how you
do these because these are impossible.

Wow, that's a difficulty six.

I'm impressed.

And we know you probably
wanted to put it together.

So we went out and found another
car that we thought you would like to go.

It's a Chevy.

Like the other one.

Actually, it's a Ford.

Oh.

Thank you.

That was really nice.

So, should we have breakfast?

I'm on it.

And why don't you
take over for me, okay?

Thank you.

I'll go do what
I'm best at doing.

Tires are hard.

Look, all I'm asking is for my
partner here to sniff your dog.

No.

Come on, kid, it'll
only take a second.

Here, here, want some candy?

My dad told him about people like
you and he told me not to trust him.

Look, I'm sure he
would understand.

You see, Dale here
is from the FBDI.

He wouldn't understand
neither would Rex here.

Rex likes to eat people.

Isn't that right, buddy?

You know what, I
think you're right.

Let's go, Dale.

I'm good, I'm good.

Okay.

Okay.

Tell me why we are one, up so
early, and two, working on a Saturday.

Because, Howie, we
need to find that dog.

You like your job,
don't you, Howie?

Yeah, yeah, I got it.

Okay, that dog is the pre-eminent
dog criminal in the nation.

What's pre-permanent?

What?

You said pre-enema,
pre-nuptial, pre-eminent.

Yes, that.

So what?

What's wrong with
saying pre-eminent?

Nothing, nothing.

You just don't seem like the kind of
guy that would use that kind of word.

Pre-uh, pre-uh.

You want to go over to your
side or you want to drive?

My side.

You don't seem like
the kind of guy that

would use the word
pre-you know, that's all.

Well, I read, okay?

I know stuff.

What's wrong with that?

You read?

Yeah, I read.

You got an issue with that?

No, no, no.

I'm just curious about what
a person like you would read.

You wouldn't know it.

Are you implying
that I don't read, sir?

I would never.

Then what are you reading?

Just something I got off the
clearance rack at the bookstore, okay?

It's no big deal.

Well, if it's no big
deal, it means, man.

It's a romance novel.

What, what, what?

I didn't, what?

It's a romance novel.

Jane Rollins, A
Love to Remember.

Okay?

You can laugh now.

Jane Rollins!

That's rich!

See, that's why I didn't
want to say anything.

The love story?

Yeah, yeah.

The love story.

This is the one about the lawyer who
falls in love with the death row inmate.

Yeah, that's the one.

Can we drop it already?

No, no, no.

He's got about a week to live and
she risks her career to save him from

Oh, that's rich!

How do you know what
happens in the book?

How do you know what
happens in the book, Dale?

About the...

book?

Yeah.

I'm...

We have to focus
on something else.

No.

First, you tell me how you
know what happened in the book.

No.

First thing is this dog.

And in order, look at that.

Look at what?

That woman.

It's that Paula Preston with
the neighborhood association.

Her, yes, her.

You need to talk with her.

Maybe she's seen the dog.

Yes, because you're a
local, so she would know you.

She would understand
these... All right, I'll be right back.

...local things.

Excuse me!

Excuse me!

Pardon?

Hi, Howie Hagelstrom.

Animal control.

And you...

I mean, you haven't
seen this dog, have you?

It's missing.

Oh, poo.

Oh, a misplaced puppy.

Poor puppy.

Oh... Oh, pretty plain pamphlet.

Oh, well, we didn't
have a lot to work

with, but this dog
means a lot to the owner.

So if you see anything,
just give me a call.

That's my number.

Right there.

You can call anytime.

Well, I'll keep my
peepers patrolling.

I have to get back to work.

But if you hear anything...

Oh, what are you listening to?

Oh, Pearl Jam,
Prince, and the Police.

It's my power walking playlist.

I have to go.

But seriously, if you hear
anything, just let me know.

What's gotten into
you, Twinkle Toes?

It's a good workout.

What can I say?

Did you just do a pirouette?

It really tightens
up your midsection.

You should try it.

Yeah.

Hey.

Hey.

What's up?

Socks, did you just
talk to Pearl Jam?

You knew about Socks?

Yeah, of course I've
talked to both of you.

I'm surprised you
both didn't know.

You guys are brothers and
you don't talk to each other at all.

You should really start
acting like brothers.

Well, that's why I'm here.

I thought that maybe,
you know, we could...

build this one together?

Look.

I know it was mostly
Christina that built that last one.

These are really hard to make.

Hey, the kid's
got smart fingers.

He can give you a hand.

Fingers.

Hand.

Get it?

All I'm saying is that these
are a lot harder than you think.

I just want you to help.

Yeah, I know.

But you really can't.

Really?

Jesse's just trying
to be your brother?

You gotta relax, man.

I wasn't trying to be mean.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on, kid.

You're coming with me.

There's something
I want you to say.

Have a seat right here.

Listen for once.

It's Liam.

He doesn't like me.

Of course he likes you, Jesse.

That's impossible.

He... He's mean.

And he doesn't
want to share socks.

He's my dog too, you know?

Baby.

Just give him some time, okay?

Liam's a good kid.

And if you give him a chance, it's
gonna make an even better big brother.

You promise?

I promise.

Do you think I'm a
good little brother?

Only the best
little brother ever.

Sometimes I wish you and me were
just happy and back to being family again.

Maybe we are family.

We just need to learn
to love each other.

That's all.

You know, I'm sure
it's tough for Liam too.

But we just have to stay strong
and know what we're doing.

I'll work out in the end.

Turn off the light!

I can't.

I'm afraid of the dark.

You're afraid of the dark?

I know.

I'm a baby.

Trust me.

Just turn off the light.

Okay.

Here, put this on.

Yeah, baby.

Check me out.

Underdog ain't
got nothing on me.

Have you ever heard the story
about the junkmen from Mars?

Junkmen?

Oh, those guys.

Yeah, they come to Earth and they steal
all of Earth's most valuable treasures.

Valuable treasures like my mom?

Like socks?

Bring it on, Grandma Mars.

Yeah, but they love
everything we love.

Except 60 billion times more.

Why do they do that?

Don't they have
good stuff on Mars?

Yeah.

But not as good as Earth.

Earth's got way more
cooler stuff than Mars.

It's true.

I met some guys from Mars.

They're very boring
people up there.

All they want to
do is play Minecraft.

How do we stop them?

No one really knows.

I could stop them.

I've fought aliens before.

Not like these guys.

These guys are really tough.

And really quick.

I'm scared.

Can you sleep in here with me?

I may be small, but I've got the
strength and a bite of a hippopotamus.

Yeah.

But we gotta take shifts.

To make sure, you know,
they don't come and take socks.

Worry about yourself, kid.

Or my mom.

I'll take the first shift.

No, you get some rest.

I'll take the first shift.

Thanks, Liam.

This has been the
most fun time ever.

Here.

Have a pillow.

Get some sleep.

Well played.

Are we friends now?

See?

Now you're being cool.

Goodnight, Liam.

Goodnight, Socks.

Socks!

Where is that dog?

Oh.

There you are.

I brought you some food.

Hmm?

Alright, look.

You're still on thin ice
with me, mister, okay?

But I think I see you working
the magic on the boys.

Thank you.

Come here.

Mangy mutt.

Nice breakfast.

Hey, you guys good?

Yeah.

I have some granola too.

Mom, last night was so cool.

We stayed up all
night with Socks.

Hey, what was that for?

Socks was in the
house last night.

I didn't let him in.

And he kicked me.

Then who let him in?

I didn't let him in.

Jesse, did you?

I didn't let him in, but he
got in and I don't know how.

Okay, just so we're clear in the future,
Socks sleeps in the dog house, okay?

If Socks does something
bad, he's in the dog house.

Why are you just
saying that to me?

I didn't let him in.

I'm speaking to both of you.

It did kind of look like
you were looking at Liam.

See?

I'm just saying, Mom.

It goes for both of you, okay?

It actually goes for all of us.

Socks is all over
the place right now.

He needs to learn
some boundaries.

It won't happen again.

Liam, I'm not blaming you.

It won't happen again.

What could that be?

It could be aliens, Mom!

I'm coming with you.

Come on, then.

Paula!

Paula, I am so sorry.

I completely forgot you
were coming this morning.

We got a bit of a late start.

If you just give me a few
minutes, I can just... Oh, please.

Proper preparation is paramount.

I'll probably pop by later.

That would be amazing.

Thank you so much.

He's totally an alien.

He is the strangest lady ever.

Yeah.

I need to push past the beauty parlor and
get a perm to prep for the peach pageant.

Peach pageant?

Oh, it's pretty popular.

I participate every year.

Socks!

How'd you get in here?

I'm sorry.

Paula, I am so... I
am so, so, so sorry.

Boys, come on, get something.

Towel, paper towel, something.

She was looking at you.

Boys, just one of you.

Go get something, please.

Come on, help.

Mom, were you
looking at me or Leo?

Just somebody.

Go get something.

Paula, I am so, so sorry.

Don't bother.

I'm fine.

Words don't describe
how sorry I really am.

I am...

I said I am fine.

Thank you.

She must be upset.

Well, that is some
dog you've got there.

And he's special.

Really special.

I bet he is really special.

Interesting feet on him.

They kind of look like...

socks.

I don't suppose this
happens very often.

I've never seen it before.

But I suppose things like this
do happen every now and then.

Anyway, um... I don't think we should
have our recipe exchange after all.

Good day.

You are really in the
dog house now, mister.

Who is it?

Who is it?

I don't know.

Well, answer it.

I'm answering it.

Hello?

I possibly can point you to the
proper place to find that misplaced pup.

Paula?

Precisely.

Could you just say
that one more time?

Precisely.

Just a little gentler this time.

Excuse me?

Uh, nothing.

Nothing.

Um, perhaps... I
probably found your pooch.

Could you just hold
on for one moment?

I think we may
have found our dog.

Okay.

Oh, no, no, no.

Not you.

I'm so sorry.

Um, yeah.

Hang it.

Okay.

Okay.

Hang it.

Yes, yes.

Goodbye.

We will see you at that
address in like 15 minutes.

Okay.

Love you.

Bye.

Do you think she heard that?

She didn't hear that either.

No, no, no.

I think she probably
hung up before that, right?

No, probably.

Yeah, definitely.

She didn't hear it.

Come on.

Over here.

Come on, Socks.

This way.

Good boy.

Good boy.

Okay.

Right here.

There you go.

What is this?

What is this?

Huh?

Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

What is this doing in here?

What is this?

Uh, looks like, uh, some bacon.

OJ?

Yeah?

But no sugar.

He doesn't like that.

But I didn't put it in there.

I don't know how
it got there either.

So nobody knows
how it got in here.

No?

Oh, you know what, guys?

I know.

Why don't we ask Socks
how it got here, huh?

Come here, boy.

Come here.

Let me ask you something.

Do you know how
this got in there?

Huh?

What?

Oh, you can't tell me?

Why?

Why is that?

Oh, because he's a dog.

I didn't put it in here.

And Jesse didn't
put it in there.

Mom, we were with
you the whole time.

You know what, boys?

I think when your father
gets home after his lecture

tomorrow night, we're gonna
have a long talk about this dog.

What does that mean, Mom?

It means that she's
gonna take Socks away.

You can't!

You just can't!

You guys, it's just really not a good
time to have a dog right now, okay?

Why?

It's a lot of responsibility.

It's something you
guys don't understand.

But Socks is our family now.

We understand.

We understand completely.

You just don't like him.

You say you want to be a family.

Nice work, Christine.

Alright, you guys, Thomas will be home
tomorrow night after his lecture, okay?

Let's talk about it then.

Alright?

Socks stays out here, okay?

He sleeps out here.

You guys understand?

Now look, I'm sorry, but he
needs to learn some boundaries

so he doesn't have any
chance of staying here, okay?

Don't worry, guys.

She's just blowing
off a little steam.

Now I'm not going anywhere.

That's him.

That's him.

That's him, alright.

I'd know him if he was dipped in honey and
covered in feathers, rolled around lightly

floured with some salt.

Cinnamon to taste.

Aw, let me just...

Man, I hate to take that dog
away from those poor kids.

That dog is a
criminal mastermind.

Who knows what he's planning on
doing to those poor rotten people.

Are you sure?

He doesn't look that
dangerous to me.

Of course I'm sure.

You know, Howie, I'm
beginning to think that you don't

have the huevos that it
takes, that needs to be done.

Huevos rancheros?

Huevos grande.

Oh, I got through it.

Look, let's just...

Can we just get one
more night together?

I mean, we can always come
back after lunch tomorrow.

Sure.

Yeah, sure, Howie.

That's a nice idea.

Yeah, why don't we do that?

Why don't we give them
one more night to say...

Nobody knows the
trouble I've seen.

Nobody knows...

Let it go!

Let it go!

Guys...

Maybe he just went
for a walk or something.

I'm sure he'll be back.

These hawks wouldn't just leave.

Yeah, he'd tell us.

I bet he would.

Someone must have took him.

Or you got rid of him last
night and you didn't tell us.

Damn!

You know I wouldn't
do something like that!

Jessie...

Please help us
to get Socks back.

If you let us have him back,
God, I'll be nice to Jessie.

He's really not that bad.

God, please, I'll even
be nice to Christina.

Anything you want
me to do, God, I'll do it.

I think it'll work.

Mom says prayer
helps with everything.

God...

Tommy, it's me.

Look, I know you're probably
on your way to your lecture

right now, but something
really horrible has happened.

It's about Socks and...

Look, I need your help.

Like, now.

Okay, please call me back.

Alright,

I gotta remember to smile.

It's not...

Do you have any
idea where we are?

Did you see an exit 42?

I'm the driver.

I'm not supposed
to be seeing exit 42.

You're supposed
to be seeing exit 42.

You're the navigator.

Did you see a diner?

Because I'm kind of hungry.

Or a cactus.

There seems to
be a cactus in here.

I hate to interrupt because
you're on such a roll

there, but I think
Christina just called you.

Oh, no.

Tell her I said hi,
but not that I got lost.

Please?

I know you can do it, so do it.

Talk.

Talk.

Not gonna happen.

There.

There.

There, you did it.

I knew you could do it.

And I got it all on camera.

You do realize that
I'm talking to your brain?

The camera didn't
pick anything up.

Liar.

Go ahead.

Play it back then.

Maybe I will.

Camera!

Liar.

Maybe I will.

Ooh.

The big bad guy's
plan is ruined.

No.

No, it's not.

I will show the world
your gifts, and I will be rich.

Genius.

Yes, I know.

Thank you.

And B-T-W, you will not get anything
to eat until you agree to work with me.

You know what?

I hear you.

But, um, I already had your
sandwich about, like, ten minutes ago.

So, you know, I'm
good for a while.

Strawberry.

That was good.

Good you didn't.

I was so hungry.

How did you do that?

It's okay, baby.

We're gonna find him, alright?

We are, guys.

We're gonna find him.

I just know it.

Okay?

It's okay.

Tommy?

Uh, my name is Howie.

I work with local
animal control.

Oh, good.

Oh my god.

Have you found our dog, Socks?

What do you mean?

Did Dale come by?

Who's Dale?

Well...

I have to tell you
something about your dog.

He's wanted by the FBDI, and
Dale was the officer looking for him.

FBDI?

I don't...

Federal Bureau of
Dog Investigations.

FBDI?

You actually think
that that exists?

Well, it sounded so professional,
I didn't even think that...

Look, your partner
stole our dog!

Where is he?

Uh...

I just got your message.

What's...

Where's Socks?

How about your lecture?

I don't care about a lecture.

A lecture about trying to keep my family
together when my own is falling apart?

Who's this guy?

Uh...

Dog catcher.

He's wanted the Jumpman!

Oh, no, no, no!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

What's going on here?

We gotta go find Socks.

What happened to Socks?

One of the Jumpman
from Mars took him!

This guy that I was working for to
catch what I thought was the nation's most

wanted dog criminal was
probably lying about everything.

Just so he could steal your dog.

I'm an idiot, aren't I?

Well, why Socks?

Well, Donald did say
that he was pretty special.

Who's Donald?

So, you've been chasing
me for a while now, huh?

Like, five years?

Seven.

Seven.

Seven.

One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven.

One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven.

One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven.

One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven.

One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven.

One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven.

One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven.

One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven.

One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven.

One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven.

One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven.

One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven.

One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven.

One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven.

There's more to it there, Dale.

What do you think?

Money?

What's the real reason?

What are you hiding?

Stop it.

Stop it.

Get out of my head.

Out of my head.

Go.

Out.

Out.

What are you hiding, Dale?

Dale, what are you hiding?

Come on, Dale.

You can tell me.

Stop it.

Stop it.

Stop it.

Stop doing that.

La, la, la, la, la, la, la.

No, no, no, no.

Stop it.

Can't hear you.

No, go away.

Stop it.

Stop it.

Stop it.

Stop it.

Stop it.

Tell me.

Tell me.

Because all I ever
wanted was a talking dog.

Okay?

My best friend.

My little beagle scooter.

He was my best friend,
but he couldn't talk.

Come on.

And he, he's, he's gone, but you, you'll,
you'll live forever and you can talk.

You can talk to me.

Come on, it's okay, buddy.

I just wanted a best friend.

There, there.

No, it's okay, Dale.

There, there.

Yeah, just rest your head.

There, there, Dale.

Yeah.

It's all right.

I knew there was
something off about that guy.

It was a smell.

He smelled like
the Jersey Shore.

No, that's situation.

Yeah.

Anyway, it turns out that
the FBDI doesn't even exist.

I probably should have
looked that up earlier.

Oh, Socrates.

Where is Socrates?

Socrates?

His name is Socks.

Liam, cut him a little slack.

How did you know that?

Did Socrates tell you that?

Uh, guess it just
seemed like his name.

Yes!

This is typical Socrates.

He does it every time.

Oh my gosh, he's
such a little rebel.

You know, he just loves
the way Socks sounds.

He just thinks it's so cool.

You didn't tell me they
found a family for them.

Well, uh, uh... Who
is this guy again?

Are you a junk man
from Mars, brother?

Oh no, I don't think I have
any brothers from Mars.

Did I ever tell you the
story of how I met Socrates?

Well, he came to me at a very special time
in my life when I lost someone I loved.

And he came and
he mended my heart.

You know, I think...

I think he's doing the
same for you two boys.

Oh look, I have one
question for you two.

Are you two brothers?

Yes.

Yes.

And you guys know how
special Socrates... Socks is?

Yeah, he is.

And you guys love him very much?

Yes!

Well then, let's go find him!

Let's go!

Ooh!

Oh, boy... OK, stop right here.

OK, stopping.

Left.

No, left.

What is it?

Where are you going?

What are you doing?

Get back in the... Oh my God.

Sorry.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

I don't know.

He left me.

I guess he wouldn't
be my best friend.

Maybe because you stole him.

It's all right, you guys.

This isn't the end.

We're gonna find Socks
if it takes us all afternoon.

We're gonna find him, okay?

And I'll stay here.

This lying liar.

Make sure the police
have a nice chat with him.

If I know Socks, and I
know who put you out...

I'd say you like what
you're supposed to be.

Well, come on!

I'll race you there!

Wait!

Wait for us!

Yeah, sorry about
that there, Princess.

And... there it is.

What did I tell you
about that there, guys?

Faint city.

Oh, hey, hey, hey!

Go easy.

Go easy.

Is that Christina?

Hey, hey.

Give me a second.

Am I right there, fellas?

I'm gonna go see my friend.

Guys!

Breakfast is ready.

Breakfast?

Come on.

It's church this morning.

Let's get a move on.

Let's do it, guys.

Okay, come on.

Looks delicious.

Yeah, yeah.

Excited to dig in.

Yes, please.

Thank you, honey.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

I'll take some bacon.

Oh, did you want some?

No, no, no.

Don't worry about it.

Just take a little.

Yes, sir.

Thank you.

Here you go.

First breakfast as a family.

Oops.

Give me some of that
greasy grub there, baby.

It sucks.

Watch it, man.

That's my wife
you're talking to.

Sorry about that.

Did he just... Yeah, he did.

It's the newest thing
in dog technology.

That's amazing!

Yeah, it's all right.

Yeah, it's nice.

Guys, dogs don't
normally talk, right?

Well, I guess I'm not your
average dog there, bucko.

He drinks coffee.

Coffee?

He does.

I don't drink anything.

French rose, dark rose.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

White rose.

Okay.

It's all good.

I like the roasts.

Give me anything that's
hand-picked by Juan Valdez.

No sugar there, babe.

But if I want something
sweet, I'll put you in my coffee.

Could I ask you a
personal question?

Shoot.

When you leave the house and we
leave the TV on for you, do you like that?

Uh, I guess it really
depends on the show.

You like the doggy
channels, right?

Animal Planet.

I think we could, uh...

Don't get any ideas.

Yeah.

No.

No.

We already have been
dealing with this dog catcher.

They're crazy, so... You
could do, like, a TV show.

Let's do the best.

Trust us.

We don't want a TV show.

Could make a lot of money.

We could.

We could.

We're not going to.

Yeah, you know what?

I'm more of a radio guy.

Huh?

There we go.

When you leave the
house, where do you go?

I could tell you, but
then I'd have to bite you.

I'm okay with this, but
did you wash your paws?

Of course I did.

I'm no animal.

I licked them spotless.

It's kind of gross.

Part of the family.

From now on.

For the record, I just wanted to let
you know, I've been around for a while.

I've had a lot of meals
with a lot of different people.

There's no other place that I'd
rather be than right here with all of you.

Now, top off my coffee.

Oh, is that bacon?

Glad you asked.

I love bacon.

Yeah, I wish it was sausage.

Sausage or bacon?

Well, I guess he's
part of the family now.

Aces.

Aces.

Aces.