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Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Desi
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Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Desi
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Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Desi
Light. We've got so much to talk about
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Light. We've got so much to talk about
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Light. We've got so much to talk about
tonight. JD Vance shares the secret to
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tonight. JD Vance shares the secret to
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tonight. JD Vance shares the secret to
an unhappy marriage. Christy Gnome joins
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an unhappy marriage. Christy Gnome joins
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an unhappy marriage. Christy Gnome joins
the Mile High Club. And if you think
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the Mile High Club. And if you think
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the Mile High Club. And if you think
exercise is good for your mental health,
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exercise is good for your mental health,
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exercise is good for your mental health,
then you haven't seen RFK Jr. Exercise.
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then you haven't seen RFK Jr. Exercise.
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then you haven't seen RFK Jr. Exercise.
So, let's get into it with another
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So, let's get into it with another
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So, let's get into it with another
installment of The Worst Wing.
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What a bunch of losers.
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>> Let's begin with Brendan Carr, FCC
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>> Let's begin with Brendan Carr, FCC
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>> Let's begin with Brendan Carr, FCC
chairman and hairless Wolf Blitzer.
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chairman and hairless Wolf Blitzer.
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chairman and hairless Wolf Blitzer.
He's in charge of magnifying all the
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He's in charge of magnifying all the
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He's in charge of magnifying all the
ways Americans communicate, whether it
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ways Americans communicate, whether it
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ways Americans communicate, whether it
be radio, television, or whatever you're
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be radio, television, or whatever you're
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be radio, television, or whatever you're
watching me on right now. Probably an
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watching me on right now. Probably an
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watching me on right now. Probably an
Instagram reel someone stole from Tik
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Instagram reel someone stole from Tik
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Instagram reel someone stole from Tik
Tok. And he's got some exciting new
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Tok. And he's got some exciting new
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Tok. And he's got some exciting new
ideas. The Federal Communications
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ideas. The Federal Communications
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ideas. The Federal Communications
Commission is urging broadcasters to air
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Commission is urging broadcasters to air
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Commission is urging broadcasters to air
more patriotic proame content. FCC Chair
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more patriotic proame content. FCC Chair
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more patriotic proame content. FCC Chair
Brendan Carr launched the voluntary
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Brendan Carr launched the voluntary
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Brendan Carr launched the voluntary
Pledge America campaign Friday, which
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Pledge America campaign Friday, which
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Pledge America campaign Friday, which
calls on stations to promote civil
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calls on stations to promote civil
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calls on stations to promote civil
education, national pride, and shared
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education, national pride, and shared
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education, national pride, and shared
history. This could be through the forms
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history. This could be through the forms
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history. This could be through the forms
of history specials, daily pledge of
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of history specials, daily pledge of
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of history specials, daily pledge of
allegiance recital, the national anthem,
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allegiance recital, the national anthem,
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allegiance recital, the national anthem,
or music from American composers like
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or music from American composers like
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or music from American composers like
Souza and Gershwin.
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Souza and Gershwin.
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Souza and Gershwin.
>> Wow. They say TV is a dying medium, but
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>> Wow. They say TV is a dying medium, but
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>> Wow. They say TV is a dying medium, but
way do you tune in for our daily pledge
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way do you tune in for our daily pledge
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way do you tune in for our daily pledge
of allegiance?
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of allegiance?
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of allegiance?
>> Honey, did you watch the Pledge of
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>> Honey, did you watch the Pledge of
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>> Honey, did you watch the Pledge of
Allegiance without me? No spoilers.
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Allegiance without me? No spoilers.
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Allegiance without me? No spoilers.
Listen, if you want to make TV more
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Listen, if you want to make TV more
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Listen, if you want to make TV more
patriotic, you don't need patriotic
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patriotic, you don't need patriotic
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patriotic, you don't need patriotic
music. You need to figure out how to
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music. You need to figure out how to
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music. You need to figure out how to
make Traers US as good as Traders UK.
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make Traers US as good as Traders UK.
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make Traers US as good as Traders UK.
But you know what? In honor of America's
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But you know what? In honor of America's
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But you know what? In honor of America's
birthday, we're willing to work with the
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birthday, we're willing to work with the
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birthday, we're willing to work with the
administration to make TV just a little
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administration to make TV just a little
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administration to make TV just a little
more patriotic. And in that spirit,
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more patriotic. And in that spirit,
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more patriotic. And in that spirit,
let's get a little boost of patriotism
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let's get a little boost of patriotism
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let's get a little boost of patriotism
with our very own Jordan Cleer.
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with our very own Jordan Cleer.
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with our very own Jordan Cleer.
>> YEAH.
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>> YEAH.
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>> YEAH.
YEAH. YEAH.
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YEAH. YEAH.
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YEAH. YEAH.
THANK YOU, JAZZY. THANK YOU. YEAH. OH,
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THANK YOU, JAZZY. THANK YOU. YEAH. OH,
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THANK YOU, JAZZY. THANK YOU. YEAH. OH,
YEAH. YEAH.
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YEAH. YEAH.
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YEAH. YEAH.
OH, JAZZY, THIS GOES OUT TO YOU,
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OH, JAZZY, THIS GOES OUT TO YOU,
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OH, JAZZY, THIS GOES OUT TO YOU,
AMERICA. RING, RING, RING, RING, ring
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AMERICA. RING, RING, RING, RING, ring
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AMERICA. RING, RING, RING, RING, ring
it.
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>> Yeah.
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Okay,
>> that's very good. That's good. That's
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>> that's very good. That's good. That's
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>> that's very good. That's good. That's
good, Jordan. That
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good, Jordan. That
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good, Jordan. That
>> Thank you. Thank you, Jordan.
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>> Thank you. Thank you, Jordan.
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>> Thank you. Thank you, Jordan.
>> Not done. Not done.
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>> Not done. Not done.
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>> Not done. Not done.
>> Okay.
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>> Now I'm done.
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>> That was That was great. Thank you,
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>> That was That was great. Thank you,
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>> That was That was great. Thank you,
Jordan. That was very American.
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Jordan. That was very American.
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Jordan. That was very American.
>> Yeah. Thank you. That's how the founding
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>> Yeah. Thank you. That's how the founding
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>> Yeah. Thank you. That's how the founding
fathers would have celebrated if they
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fathers would have celebrated if they
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fathers would have celebrated if they
were dope like me.
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were dope like me.
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were dope like me.
>> Sure. Great. Jordan, clapper, everyone.
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>> Sure. Great. Jordan, clapper, everyone.
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>> Sure. Great. Jordan, clapper, everyone.
>> YEAH.
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>> Nothing says I love America like a bugle
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>> Nothing says I love America like a bugle
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>> Nothing says I love America like a bugle
exploding. Anyway, let's move on to RFK
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exploding. Anyway, let's move on to RFK
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exploding. Anyway, let's move on to RFK
Jr., Secretary of Health and World's
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Jr., Secretary of Health and World's
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Jr., Secretary of Health and World's
Most Patient Zero. After just one
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Most Patient Zero. After just one
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Most Patient Zero. After just one
incredible year in charge of our
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incredible year in charge of our
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incredible year in charge of our
nation's health, he's lowered our
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nation's health, he's lowered our
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nation's health, he's lowered our
vaccination rates, boosted our measles
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vaccination rates, boosted our measles
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vaccination rates, boosted our measles
outbreaks, and somehow infected the
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outbreaks, and somehow infected the
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outbreaks, and somehow infected the
president with hand herpes. But he is
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president with hand herpes. But he is
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president with hand herpes. But he is
just getting started. Health and Human
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just getting started. Health and Human
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just getting started. Health and Human
Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
teaming up with Kid Rock for what
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teaming up with Kid Rock for what
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teaming up with Kid Rock for what
they're calling the Rock Out Workout.
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I have never seen a bigger gap between
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I have never seen a bigger gap between
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I have never seen a bigger gap between
what I'm seeing and what I'm hearing.
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what I'm seeing and what I'm hearing.
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what I'm seeing and what I'm hearing.
The music says the man, but the visuals
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The music says the man, but the visuals
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The music says the man, but the visuals
say my doctor wants me to maintain my
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say my doctor wants me to maintain my
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say my doctor wants me to maintain my
bone density.
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bone density.
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bone density.
You might be wondering, why are these
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You might be wondering, why are these
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You might be wondering, why are these
two old men working out together in a
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two old men working out together in a
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two old men working out together in a
swing or ski chalet? But honestly, would
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swing or ski chalet? But honestly, would
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swing or ski chalet? But honestly, would
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you rather they were working out in your
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you rather they were working out in your
gym with you?
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gym with you?
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gym with you?
Don't worry about wiping down the
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Don't worry about wiping down the
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Don't worry about wiping down the
machine. and I welcome your probiotics.
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>> That even grossed me out. Point is, it's
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>> That even grossed me out. Point is, it's
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>> That even grossed me out. Point is, it's
a very gross video. But could it get
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a very gross video. But could it get
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a very gross video. But could it get
grosser?
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>> Wait, have I been using the sauna wrong?
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>> Wait, have I been using the sauna wrong?
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>> Wait, have I been using the sauna wrong?
I've just been sitting there giving hand
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I've just been sitting there giving hand
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I've just been sitting there giving hand
jobs to strangers.
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jobs to strangers.
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jobs to strangers.
I just I have I have so many questions.
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I just I have I have so many questions.
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I just I have I have so many questions.
One, why is there an exercise bike in
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One, why is there an exercise bike in
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One, why is there an exercise bike in
this sauna? Two, who are you flipping
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this sauna? Two, who are you flipping
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this sauna? Two, who are you flipping
off? And three, how fast can I sew up my
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off? And three, how fast can I sew up my
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off? And three, how fast can I sew up my
vagina?
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vagina?
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vagina?
And RFK Jr. is doing all of this in
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And RFK Jr. is doing all of this in
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And RFK Jr. is doing all of this in
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jeans.
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jeans.
I really hope you wash those afterwards.
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I really hope you wash those afterwards.
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I really hope you wash those afterwards.
The topless dancers, the ganda breeze,
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The topless dancers, the ganda breeze,
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The topless dancers, the ganda breeze,
cars packed with speakers, the cheese
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cars packed with speakers, the cheese
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cars packed with speakers, the cheese
with the 40s, and the chicks with
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with the 40s, and the chicks with
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with the 40s, and the chicks with
>> Oh, that is not what I meant. Oh my god,
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>> Oh, that is not what I meant. Oh my god,
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>> Oh, that is not what I meant. Oh my god,
that water's like the Wuhan lab right
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that water's like the Wuhan lab right
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that water's like the Wuhan lab right
now.
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It's a good thing he's not vaccinated
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It's a good thing he's not vaccinated
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It's a good thing he's not vaccinated
because he could have turned out weird.
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because he could have turned out weird.
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because he could have turned out weird.
But okay, anyway, let's stop. This is
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But okay, anyway, let's stop. This is
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But okay, anyway, let's stop. This is
too gross. We're done. No more clips.
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too gross. We're done. No more clips.
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too gross. We're done. No more clips.
One more clip.
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understood. I said it's all good and
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understood. I said it's all good and
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understood. I said it's all good and
it's all in fun.
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>> Okay, now this just looks like porn with
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>> Okay, now this just looks like porn with
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>> Okay, now this just looks like porn with
the sex scenes cut out.
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the sex scenes cut out.
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the sex scenes cut out.
Hello, pool boy. Can I offer you a glass
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Hello, pool boy. Can I offer you a glass
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Hello, pool boy. Can I offer you a glass
of lukewarm milk? And now to the sauna.
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of lukewarm milk? And now to the sauna.
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of lukewarm milk? And now to the sauna.
End of film. But if I can if I can just
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End of film. But if I can if I can just
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End of film. But if I can if I can just
be serious for a minute, the fact that a
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be serious for a minute, the fact that a
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be serious for a minute, the fact that a
US cabinet secretary is putting out slop
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US cabinet secretary is putting out slop
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US cabinet secretary is putting out slop
like this is such a disgrace to both
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like this is such a disgrace to both
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like this is such a disgrace to both
himself and to us as a nation.
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>> Jordan, but Jordan, I thought you were
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>> Jordan, but Jordan, I thought you were
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>> Jordan, but Jordan, I thought you were
done.
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done.
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done.
>> A patriot is never done.
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>> Look, I just thought things were getting
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>> Look, I just thought things were getting
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>> Look, I just thought things were getting
a little bit too critical in here, if
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a little bit too critical in here, if
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a little bit too critical in here, if
you catch my drip. Time to get those
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you catch my drip. Time to get those
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you catch my drip. Time to get those
patriotic vibes back.
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patriotic vibes back.
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patriotic vibes back.
>> AMERICA, LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT.
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>> JORDAN, patriotism and criticism are not
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>> JORDAN, patriotism and criticism are not
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>> JORDAN, patriotism and criticism are not
mutually exclusive. To love your country
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mutually exclusive. To love your country
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mutually exclusive. To love your country
is to criticize it to make it better for
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is to criticize it to make it better for
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is to criticize it to make it better for
everyone.
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everyone.
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everyone.
>> No, Desi, you don't criticize the ones
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>> No, Desi, you don't criticize the ones
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>> No, Desi, you don't criticize the ones
you love. You praise them. You encourage
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you love. You praise them. You encourage
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you love. You praise them. You encourage
them. You don't get mad when they spend
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them. You don't get mad when they spend
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them. You don't get mad when they spend
five grand on DJ equipment. Oh, you you
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five grand on DJ equipment. Oh, you you
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five grand on DJ equipment. Oh, you you
applaud their bravery and finding a new
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applaud their bravery and finding a new
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applaud their bravery and finding a new
passion at 46. You know, that's that's
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passion at 46. You know, that's that's
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passion at 46. You know, that's that's
the kind of support America needs right
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the kind of support America needs right
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the kind of support America needs right
now. Words of affirmation, even if those
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now. Words of affirmation, even if those
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now. Words of affirmation, even if those
words aren't true. Hit it.
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words aren't true. Hit it.
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words aren't true. Hit it.
>> AMERICA, WE WON VIETNAM.
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>> OKAY. All right. Fine. Forget it. Jordan
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>> OKAY. All right. Fine. Forget it. Jordan
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>> OKAY. All right. Fine. Forget it. Jordan
Clipper for the last time. EVERYONE,
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let's move on. Let's move on to JD
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let's move on. Let's move on to JD
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let's move on. Let's move on to JD
Vance, vice president and Pillsbury
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Vance, vice president and Pillsbury
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Vance, vice president and Pillsbury
Proud Boy.
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Proud Boy.
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Proud Boy.
JD and his wife Usha Vance sat down with
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JD and his wife Usha Vance sat down with
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JD and his wife Usha Vance sat down with
Larara Trump in a fun interview that was
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Larara Trump in a fun interview that was
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Larara Trump in a fun interview that was
normal and relaxed. So, let's see them
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normal and relaxed. So, let's see them
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normal and relaxed. So, let's see them
be normal and relaxed.
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be normal and relaxed.
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be normal and relaxed.
>> Well, um JD, I have to ask you.
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What the are you laughing at?
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What the are you laughing at?
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What the are you laughing at?
All she said was, "I have to ask you."
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All she said was, "I have to ask you."
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All she said was, "I have to ask you."
I love human interactions with normal
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I love human interactions with normal
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I love human interactions with normal
humans.
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humans.
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humans.
>> Sorry, I interrupted. What was the
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>> Sorry, I interrupted. What was the
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>> Sorry, I interrupted. What was the
question?
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question?
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question?
>> What is the best and worst dish that you
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>> What is the best and worst dish that you
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>> What is the best and worst dish that you
ever cooked for your wife?
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ever cooked for your wife?
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ever cooked for your wife?
>> So, I She's a vegetarian. I am not. I'm
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>> So, I She's a vegetarian. I am not. I'm
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>> So, I She's a vegetarian. I am not. I'm
like thinking to myself, what does a
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like thinking to myself, what does a
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like thinking to myself, what does a
vegetarian eat? Okay. Vegetables, dairy,
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vegetarian eat? Okay. Vegetables, dairy,
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vegetarian eat? Okay. Vegetables, dairy,
and bread. So, I went to the grocery
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and bread. So, I went to the grocery
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and bread. So, I went to the grocery
store. I got those crescent rolls that
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store. I got those crescent rolls that
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store. I got those crescent rolls that
you can get. They're very good. I rolled
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you can get. They're very good. I rolled
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you can get. They're very good. I rolled
them out like into a pizza shape and put
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them out like into a pizza shape and put
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them out like into a pizza shape and put
vegetables and ranch dressing on top and
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vegetables and ranch dressing on top and
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vegetables and ranch dressing on top and
stuck it in the oven for 30 minutes.
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>> Veggies and ranch dressing baked on a
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>> Veggies and ranch dressing baked on a
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>> Veggies and ranch dressing baked on a
crescent roll. And they say white people
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crescent roll. And they say white people
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crescent roll. And they say white people
don't have culture.
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Personally, I do think that there's a
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Personally, I do think that there's a
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Personally, I do think that there's a
hopeful message here for men. No matter
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hopeful message here for men. No matter
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hopeful message here for men. No matter
who you are, there is a woman out there
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who you are, there is a woman out there
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who you are, there is a woman out there
that will look at you and say, "I guess
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that will look at you and say, "I guess
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that will look at you and say, "I guess
this is the best I can do."
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But if I could if I could just be
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But if I could if I could just be
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But if I could if I could just be
serious for one moment, does someone who
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serious for one moment, does someone who
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serious for one moment, does someone who
cooks ranch dressing have the judgment
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cooks ranch dressing have the judgment
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cooks ranch dressing have the judgment
it takes to be one very irregular
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it takes to be one very irregular
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it takes to be one very irregular
heartbeat away from the presidency? I
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heartbeat away from the presidency? I
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heartbeat away from the presidency? I
mean, this raises some serious questions
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mean, this raises some serious questions
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mean, this raises some serious questions
about
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about
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about
Jordan. Come on, turn turn that off.
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Jordan. Come on, turn turn that off.
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Jordan. Come on, turn turn that off.
>> No, no, no. You come on, Desi. Come on.
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>> No, no, no. You come on, Desi. Come on.
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>> No, no, no. You come on, Desi. Come on.
The vibes in here are very very negative
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The vibes in here are very very negative
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The vibes in here are very very negative
right now. I day I day on theism Cray.
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right now. I day I day on theism Cray.
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right now. I day I day on theism Cray.
>> What? I I'm not even criticizing the
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>> What? I I'm not even criticizing the
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>> What? I I'm not even criticizing the
government. I'm criticizing JD Vance's
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government. I'm criticizing JD Vance's
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government. I'm criticizing JD Vance's
cooking.
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cooking.
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cooking.
>> What's wrong with JD's Vance's cooking?
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>> What's wrong with JD's Vance's cooking?
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>> What's wrong with JD's Vance's cooking?
Huh? I got some right here. Look at
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Huh? I got some right here. Look at
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Huh? I got some right here. Look at
this. Huh?
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this. Huh?
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this. Huh?
>> Oh,
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>> Oh,
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>> Oh,
>> look at this good oldfashioned America
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>> look at this good oldfashioned America
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>> look at this good oldfashioned America
pizza. JD Vance style. Huh? Oh,
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pizza. JD Vance style. Huh? Oh,
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pizza. JD Vance style. Huh? Oh,
no. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
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No,
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No,
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No,
>> that ranch is bubbling. Uh,
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can't wait to have some good
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can't wait to have some good
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can't wait to have some good
oldfashioned American diarrhea. You
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oldfashioned American diarrhea. You
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oldfashioned American diarrhea. You
know,
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know,
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know,
>> those colors do run.
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>> those colors do run.
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>> those colors do run.
>> Gross. Goodbye, Jordan. Goodbye.
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>> Gross. Goodbye, Jordan. Goodbye.
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>> Gross. Goodbye, Jordan. Goodbye.
Finally, let's move on to Christy Gnome,
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Finally, let's move on to Christy Gnome,
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Finally, let's move on to Christy Gnome,
Secretary of Homeland Security and
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Secretary of Homeland Security and
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Secretary of Homeland Security and
Spirit Halloween's number one customer.
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Spirit Halloween's number one customer.
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Spirit Halloween's number one customer.
As head of DHS, Gnome has a busy job
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As head of DHS, Gnome has a busy job
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As head of DHS, Gnome has a busy job
starting wars in American cities, but
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starting wars in American cities, but
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starting wars in American cities, but
somehow she seems to have found time for
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somehow she seems to have found time for
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somehow she seems to have found time for
love. A Wall Street Journal
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love. A Wall Street Journal
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love. A Wall Street Journal
investigation is raising new questions
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investigation is raising new questions
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investigation is raising new questions
about Gnome's close relationship with
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about Gnome's close relationship with
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about Gnome's close relationship with
her unofficial number two, Cory
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her unofficial number two, Cory
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her unofficial number two, Cory
Lewendowski. The pair, who are both
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Lewendowski. The pair, who are both
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Lewendowski. The pair, who are both
married to other people, have publicly
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married to other people, have publicly
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married to other people, have publicly
denied the reports of an affair, but
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denied the reports of an affair, but
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denied the reports of an affair, but
people said they do little to hide their
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people said they do little to hide their
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people said they do little to hide their
relationship inside the department.
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>> Guys, finally, this administration has a
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>> Guys, finally, this administration has a
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>> Guys, finally, this administration has a
sex scandal involving CONSENTING ADULTS.
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sex scandal involving CONSENTING ADULTS.
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sex scandal involving CONSENTING ADULTS.
WE DID IT. USA, USA, USA, USA.
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WE DID IT. USA, USA, USA, USA.
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WE DID IT. USA, USA, USA, USA.
But look, I know I know it's a bit
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But look, I know I know it's a bit
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But look, I know I know it's a bit
unseammly, but I try to stay out of
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unseammly, but I try to stay out of
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unseammly, but I try to stay out of
people's personal business. I mean, it's
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people's personal business. I mean, it's
469
00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:33,350
people's personal business. I mean, it's
not like Christy and Corey are flying
470
00:10:33,350 --> 00:10:33,360
not like Christy and Corey are flying
471
00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:36,150
not like Christy and Corey are flying
around on a taxpayer funded plane.
472
00:10:36,150 --> 00:10:36,160
around on a taxpayer funded plane.
473
00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:38,310
around on a taxpayer funded plane.
>> Luwendowski and Gnome have lately been
474
00:10:38,310 --> 00:10:38,320
>> Luwendowski and Gnome have lately been
475
00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:43,110
>> Luwendowski and Gnome have lately been
using a luxury 737 Max jet with a
476
00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:43,120
using a luxury 737 Max jet with a
477
00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:45,670
using a luxury 737 Max jet with a
private cabin in back
478
00:10:45,670 --> 00:10:45,680
private cabin in back
479
00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:47,430
private cabin in back
for their travel around the country.
480
00:10:47,430 --> 00:10:47,440
for their travel around the country.
481
00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:49,430
for their travel around the country.
>> Christine Nome and Cory Luwendowski have
482
00:10:49,430 --> 00:10:49,440
>> Christine Nome and Cory Luwendowski have
483
00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:52,069
>> Christine Nome and Cory Luwendowski have
had the taxpayers lease this jet for
484
00:10:52,069 --> 00:10:52,079
had the taxpayers lease this jet for
485
00:10:52,079 --> 00:10:54,470
had the taxpayers lease this jet for
their use.
486
00:10:54,470 --> 00:10:54,480
their use.
487
00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:55,990
their use.
Okay, so they're flying around on a
488
00:10:55,990 --> 00:10:56,000
Okay, so they're flying around on a
489
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,670
Okay, so they're flying around on a
taxpayer funded plane.
490
00:10:59,670 --> 00:10:59,680
taxpayer funded plane.
491
00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:01,590
taxpayer funded plane.
>> How do they justify charging the country
492
00:11:01,590 --> 00:11:01,600
>> How do they justify charging the country
493
00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:04,389
>> How do they justify charging the country
for their bang bus in the sky? On paper,
494
00:11:04,389 --> 00:11:04,399
for their bang bus in the sky? On paper,
495
00:11:04,399 --> 00:11:07,030
for their bang bus in the sky? On paper,
they say they need this particular plane
496
00:11:07,030 --> 00:11:07,040
they say they need this particular plane
497
00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:10,310
they say they need this particular plane
for quote immigrant deportation flights.
498
00:11:10,310 --> 00:11:10,320
for quote immigrant deportation flights.
499
00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,150
for quote immigrant deportation flights.
>> Oh.
500
00:11:12,150 --> 00:11:12,160
>> Oh.
501
00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:15,190
>> Oh.
Oh, yeah. I'm so sure this is the plane
502
00:11:15,190 --> 00:11:15,200
Oh, yeah. I'm so sure this is the plane
503
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:16,710
Oh, yeah. I'm so sure this is the plane
they're using to deport illegal
504
00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:16,720
they're using to deport illegal
505
00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:19,190
they're using to deport illegal
immigrants. Hey, sit your ass down and
506
00:11:19,190 --> 00:11:19,200
immigrants. Hey, sit your ass down and
507
00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,110
immigrants. Hey, sit your ass down and
put on these shackles. And here's your
508
00:11:21,110 --> 00:11:21,120
put on these shackles. And here's your
509
00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:23,670
put on these shackles. And here's your
hot towel. And we have a selection of
510
00:11:23,670 --> 00:11:23,680
hot towel. And we have a selection of
511
00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:27,750
hot towel. And we have a selection of
wines for your enjoyment.
512
00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:27,760
513
00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:29,829
Can you imagine actually being deported
514
00:11:29,829 --> 00:11:29,839
Can you imagine actually being deported
515
00:11:29,839 --> 00:11:31,670
Can you imagine actually being deported
on that plane and the whole time you're
516
00:11:31,670 --> 00:11:31,680
on that plane and the whole time you're
517
00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:33,590
on that plane and the whole time you're
hearing Corey and Christy Gnome grunting
518
00:11:33,590 --> 00:11:33,600
hearing Corey and Christy Gnome grunting
519
00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,509
hearing Corey and Christy Gnome grunting
in the back?
520
00:11:35,509 --> 00:11:35,519
in the back?
521
00:11:35,519 --> 00:11:37,030
in the back?
I'd be like, "Can this plane please
522
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:37,040
I'd be like, "Can this plane please
523
00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:38,630
I'd be like, "Can this plane please
hurry up and land in South Sudan
524
00:11:38,630 --> 00:11:38,640
hurry up and land in South Sudan
525
00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:41,030
hurry up and land in South Sudan
already?"
526
00:11:41,030 --> 00:11:41,040
already?"
527
00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:43,030
already?"
By the way, it's not just the fancy
528
00:11:43,030 --> 00:11:43,040
By the way, it's not just the fancy
529
00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:45,190
By the way, it's not just the fancy
plane that Gnome is fussy about. During
530
00:11:45,190 --> 00:11:45,200
plane that Gnome is fussy about. During
531
00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,110
plane that Gnome is fussy about. During
one official trip, people familiar with
532
00:11:47,110 --> 00:11:47,120
one official trip, people familiar with
533
00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,829
one official trip, people familiar with
the incident say, quote, "Nome had to
534
00:11:49,829 --> 00:11:49,839
the incident say, quote, "Nome had to
535
00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:52,150
the incident say, quote, "Nome had to
switch planes after a maintenance issue
536
00:11:52,150 --> 00:11:52,160
switch planes after a maintenance issue
537
00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:55,190
switch planes after a maintenance issue
was discovered, but her blanket wasn't
538
00:11:55,190 --> 00:11:55,200
was discovered, but her blanket wasn't
539
00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,590
was discovered, but her blanket wasn't
moved to the second plane." Cory
540
00:11:57,590 --> 00:11:57,600
moved to the second plane." Cory
541
00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:01,190
moved to the second plane." Cory
Luwendowski then fired a US Coast Guard
542
00:12:01,190 --> 00:12:01,200
Luwendowski then fired a US Coast Guard
543
00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,990
Luwendowski then fired a US Coast Guard
pilot after Gnome's blanket was left
544
00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:04,000
pilot after Gnome's blanket was left
545
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,829
pilot after Gnome's blanket was left
behind.
546
00:12:07,829 --> 00:12:07,839
547
00:12:07,839 --> 00:12:10,310
>> Wow. For a woman getting down on
548
00:12:10,310 --> 00:12:10,320
>> Wow. For a woman getting down on
549
00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:14,470
>> Wow. For a woman getting down on
the regular, she sure is tense.
550
00:12:14,470 --> 00:12:14,480
the regular, she sure is tense.
551
00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:17,110
the regular, she sure is tense.
I mean, you fired the pilot because you
552
00:12:17,110 --> 00:12:17,120
I mean, you fired the pilot because you
553
00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:19,030
I mean, you fired the pilot because you
forgot your blanket. That's not the
554
00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:19,040
forgot your blanket. That's not the
555
00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,190
forgot your blanket. That's not the
pilot's job. His job is to circle the
556
00:12:21,190 --> 00:12:21,200
pilot's job. His job is to circle the
557
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,629
pilot's job. His job is to circle the
airport until everyone in the back has
558
00:12:22,629 --> 00:12:22,639
airport until everyone in the back has
559
00:12:22,639 --> 00:12:25,670
airport until everyone in the back has
had time to climax.
560
00:12:25,670 --> 00:12:25,680
had time to climax.
561
00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:27,030
had time to climax.
But I guess that's the end of that
562
00:12:27,030 --> 00:12:27,040
But I guess that's the end of that
563
00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,949
But I guess that's the end of that
pilot's career. They eventually
564
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:28,959
pilot's career. They eventually
565
00:12:28,959 --> 00:12:30,550
pilot's career. They eventually
reinstated the pilot, according to the
566
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:30,560
reinstated the pilot, according to the
567
00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:32,069
reinstated the pilot, according to the
journal, because no one else was
568
00:12:32,069 --> 00:12:32,079
journal, because no one else was
569
00:12:32,079 --> 00:12:36,230
journal, because no one else was
available to fly them home.
570
00:12:36,230 --> 00:12:36,240
available to fly them home.
571
00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:41,350
available to fly them home.
Oh my god. Could this get any dumber?
572
00:12:41,350 --> 00:12:41,360
573
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,110
Oh god. The only way this could get any
574
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:43,120
Oh god. The only way this could get any
575
00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:45,269
Oh god. The only way this could get any
dumber is, I don't know, deporting 10
576
00:12:45,269 --> 00:12:45,279
dumber is, I don't know, deporting 10
577
00:12:45,279 --> 00:12:46,790
dumber is, I don't know, deporting 10
million people and then realizing that
578
00:12:46,790 --> 00:12:46,800
million people and then realizing that
579
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,310
million people and then realizing that
they were the ones who did all the hard
580
00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:48,320
they were the ones who did all the hard
581
00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:51,190
they were the ones who did all the hard
jobs. And that's really what makes
582
00:12:51,190 --> 00:12:51,200
jobs. And that's really what makes
583
00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,590
jobs. And that's really what makes
Christy Gnome so despicable because Oh,
584
00:12:53,590 --> 00:12:53,600
Christy Gnome so despicable because Oh,
585
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:57,350
Christy Gnome so despicable because Oh,
god damn it, Jordan. No. Uh-uh. Turn it
586
00:12:57,350 --> 00:12:57,360
god damn it, Jordan. No. Uh-uh. Turn it
587
00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,150
god damn it, Jordan. No. Uh-uh. Turn it
off. Just turn it off.
588
00:13:00,150 --> 00:13:00,160
off. Just turn it off.
589
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:03,509
off. Just turn it off.
>> What's the problem, Desi? Huh?
590
00:13:03,509 --> 00:13:03,519
>> What's the problem, Desi? Huh?
591
00:13:03,519 --> 00:13:05,269
>> What's the problem, Desi? Huh?
Getting a little too America loving in
592
00:13:05,269 --> 00:13:05,279
Getting a little too America loving in
593
00:13:05,279 --> 00:13:06,870
Getting a little too America loving in
here for you?
594
00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:06,880
here for you?
595
00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:09,990
here for you?
>> How is Camptown Races America loving?
596
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:10,000
>> How is Camptown Races America loving?
597
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,829
>> How is Camptown Races America loving?
I'm running out of public domain songs.
598
00:13:11,829 --> 00:13:11,839
I'm running out of public domain songs.
599
00:13:11,839 --> 00:13:13,350
I'm running out of public domain songs.
Okay. But
600
00:13:13,350 --> 00:13:13,360
Okay. But
601
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:14,790
Okay. But
>> look, at least I'm trying. You didn't
602
00:13:14,790 --> 00:13:14,800
>> look, at least I'm trying. You didn't
603
00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,069
>> look, at least I'm trying. You didn't
even start the show off with the pledge
604
00:13:16,069 --> 00:13:16,079
even start the show off with the pledge
605
00:13:16,079 --> 00:13:16,949
even start the show off with the pledge
of allegiance.
606
00:13:16,949 --> 00:13:16,959
of allegiance.
607
00:13:16,959 --> 00:13:19,269
of allegiance.
>> I don't need to prove my patriotism by
608
00:13:19,269 --> 00:13:19,279
>> I don't need to prove my patriotism by
609
00:13:19,279 --> 00:13:20,790
>> I don't need to prove my patriotism by
doing the pledge of allegiance. That's
610
00:13:20,790 --> 00:13:20,800
doing the pledge of allegiance. That's
611
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:21,509
doing the pledge of allegiance. That's
stupid.
612
00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:21,519
stupid.
613
00:13:21,519 --> 00:13:23,990
stupid.
>> That's because you don't know it.
614
00:13:23,990 --> 00:13:24,000
>> That's because you don't know it.
615
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,389
>> That's because you don't know it.
>> Oh, I of course I know it. I I think you
616
00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:26,399
>> Oh, I of course I know it. I I think you
617
00:13:26,399 --> 00:13:27,190
>> Oh, I of course I know it. I I think you
don't know it.
618
00:13:27,190 --> 00:13:27,200
don't know it.
619
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,350
don't know it.
>> No, I know it. I just want you to do it
620
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:29,360
>> No, I know it. I just want you to do it
621
00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:32,230
>> No, I know it. I just want you to do it
first to prove that you know it.
622
00:13:32,230 --> 00:13:32,240
first to prove that you know it.
623
00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:37,350
first to prove that you know it.
>> Okay, fine. Fine. I pledge of allegiance
624
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:37,360
>> Okay, fine. Fine. I pledge of allegiance
625
00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:40,310
>> Okay, fine. Fine. I pledge of allegiance
to the flag of the United States of
626
00:13:40,310 --> 00:13:40,320
to the flag of the United States of
627
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,910
to the flag of the United States of
America.
628
00:13:41,910 --> 00:13:41,920
America.
629
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:45,190
America.
A Jay-Z song is on.
630
00:13:45,190 --> 00:13:45,200
A Jay-Z song is on.
631
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,470
A Jay-Z song is on.
A Jay-Z song was on.
632
00:13:48,470 --> 00:13:48,480
A Jay-Z song was on.
633
00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:52,230
A Jay-Z song was on.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a party in
634
00:13:52,230 --> 00:13:52,240
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a party in
635
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:59,750
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a party in
the USA. That's it.
636
00:13:59,750 --> 00:13:59,760
637
00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:04,629
Are Are you kidding me? YOU NAILED THAT.
638
00:14:04,629 --> 00:14:04,639
Are Are you kidding me? YOU NAILED THAT.
639
00:14:04,639 --> 00:14:06,870
Are Are you kidding me? YOU NAILED THAT.
I KNOW. I KNOW. JORDAN CLEVER.
640
00:14:06,870 --> 00:14:06,880
I KNOW. I KNOW. JORDAN CLEVER.
641
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:10,550
I KNOW. I KNOW. JORDAN CLEVER.
>> SUCK IT. CHINA.
642
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:10,560
>> SUCK IT. CHINA.
643
00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:14,360
>> SUCK IT. CHINA.
>> Jordan Clever. EVERYONE.
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