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This is San Francisco calling.

San Francisco, the pearl of the Pacific,
has long been recognized as an

impressive and significant contributor
to the American sea.

Situated on precipitous peaks above
yawning canyons, precariously perched

poised on the tip of a peninsula, San
Francisco thrusts itself into the bosom

the Pacific.

San Francisco, a teeming city of
contrast.

Storied and snobbish edifices laying
astride $10 ,000 a foot real estate,

steeped in the traditions of the state
upper crust, are now giving way to the

new and pure.

And San Franciscans are justifiably
proud of their galloping architectural

accomplishments.

Soaring structures of chromium and
plastic, melding the city's skyline into

Easter egg like you.

Yet, some of the corn and carnival will
always remain, and rightly so for

economic reasons.

Chinatown, red lacquered by Duco and
mysterious as Charlie Chan.

Quaint fisherman's wharf, the mass
purveyor of cracked Dungeness crab and

souvenirs fabricated in Japan and
Yugoslavia, hawked by shrieking minions.

Even so, wide -eyed tourists and
conventioneers are still dragged to its

capacious bosom.

San Francisco's bulging peaks and deep
canyons lend themselves admirably to its

own form of rapid transit. The surging,
swaying cable cars, death -defying and

rampaging up and down hill and dale,
digesting and disgorging humanity at

Yet humor is not altogether lacking in
San Francisco's public monuments to

pride. The city even provides a building
for ferries, as well as isolated

convention sites.

Its proud bridges majestically span the
bays and causeways that surround this

pearl of a metropolis.

San Francisco is a city of religious
respect and authority, and

there are those who are in disagreement.

San Francisco's art colony is dominated
by the arrogant and imposing Coit Tower,

thrusting its bulk majestically to the
sky, with the Broadway Tunnel offering a

yawning orifice through which to enter
fabled North Beach.

San Francisco, a spumoni -like
hodgepodge of wild architecture

wonderful old -world restaurants and
emporiums of pleasure.

Exploding from dusk to dawn with the way
-out craze of the topless, formed and

nurtured by staid and stolid San
Francisco, and cut loose to rampage

USA and even Europe.

National publications such as Life,
Playboy, and Esquire have documented the

topless. The phrase and the craze that
is changing the mood and the mores of

people everywhere.

Mondo Topless captures the basic
quintessence of the movement.

With movement, way out wild movement.

Here, go -go girls, in and out of their
environment, will be revealed to you in

scenes that can only be summarized as a
swinging tribute to unrestrained female

anatomy.

Mondo Topless is believably real in
Eastman color.

But unbelievable just barely describes
all of Russ Meyer's discotheque

discoveries. Fantastic women.

Fantastic dances.

Featuring the world's loveliest
buxetics.

You've only dreamed there were women
like these until now.

But they're real.

Unbelievably real in Mondotopolis.

Feast your eyes on bumptious Pat
Barringer.

Buxetic. Darlene Gray.

Luscious Sin Lene.

Delicious Darla Paris.

Yummy Diane Young.

Exciting Donna X.

And bouncy Babette Bardot.

Yes, for the very first time, you will
hear actual on -the -spot recorded tapes

consisting of sensitive comments and
opinions by the very topless dancers

gyrating before your eyes.

Pearls of wisdom based upon guarded
personal experience. All played against

backdrop of tempestuous, soul -stirring
rock and roll music.

My bustline is a problem where I can't
find a bathing suit to fit me, and

no stores make them to fit you. You have
to have one custom made. I feel I am

alluring to a man with or without
clothes, and I try to be, this is my

purpose in life.

I want at least four or five more
children.

Oh, I think they come to lair at the
dancers.

Even if it does excite them, this is
good.

Certain dances they say aren't sexy, and
I don't know how they can say that.

It's ridiculous.

When I have no...

Bad thoughts is a rule in my mind. At
least I don't think I do.

I've always liked to sleep in the raw.

It's more comfortable.

What do you need clothes for when you
have covers to cover you anyway?

My daddy's French. My mom is Swedish.

Yes, I guess you could say I'm sort of
an exhibitionist.

And I enjoyed being looked at and
appreciated.

Yes, I eat like a horse.

More than most men.

It's a very strange thing of being in
the business that I am, but I've never

a problem. You don't just say...

that sex is only for a man, because, you
know, that's perfectly ridiculous.

I don't believe a woman should tease a
man unless she's going to give him

something in return. Otherwise, she
shouldn't even bother to tease him. I

couldn't help but develop muscles in my
chest.

But enough of this palaver.

Let's get the show on the road.

Revving up on runway number one is
punctuous Pat Barringer, a magnificently

configured female skilled in the art of
the topless.

I beg you to try to listen to what she
has to say. All that you're doing is a

dance. It has no meaning whatsoever.

There are gyrations and so on,
suggestive movements, but still it is

entertainment and there is no other
meaning other than a dance.

To entertain you is Buxotic Darlene
Gray, England's answer to the biggest

the best.

What do you say, Darlene?

No, I don't wear a brassiere to bed.

And away we go with luscious sin, Lene.

Svelte and liesome. Give us a word, sin.

I can be around anything green and have
a feeling of sensation run through my

body only because...

It is a feeling of nature. It is a
feeling of freedom.

Try to follow delicious Nala Paris,
vivaciously voluptuous.

Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships
at sea.

And the last time I measured, it was
36D.

Settle back and let yummy Diane Young
entertain you.

blondly beautiful.

And while you're about it, lend her your
ear.

I used to play a cello in a symphony
orchestra when I was 13.

Relax and enjoy exciting Donna X, Juno
-esque of proportion.

Listen closely to what she has to say
about topless.

Oh, I think everybody goes by moods. You
might make it every night a steady

thing for a month, and then you might
lay off for a whole complete week and

really not even need it at all. It
depends on your mental attitude.

on men and zero in on bouncy Babette
Bardot.

French and Swedish.

50 -50 where it counts.

Speak to us, Babette baby.

I try to project a childlike to a woman
quality because I do believe that men

don't like so much odd sex. They like
softness also.

So I try to project both sexuality and
also gentleness.

So I do I always start my act more or
less in a very gentle way.

If it's the type of audience that finds
more enjoyment from a dancer, then you

give them dancing.

If they find more enjoyment from slower
movements and more

suggestive movements, then you give them
that.

I'm glad I'm not the so -called English
Rose. I mean, very pale and...

fragile or frail or whatever you want to
call it. I'd rather be like I am.

Well, I feel that personality has a lot
to do with it, and I think that I have

been able to present a personality that
is a little different than a lot of

girls have.

What must a girl possess to measure up
as a topless dancer?

She must have a body well above the
average in physical beauty, unblemished

an uneven suntan, together with a bust
line that is firm and youthful.

The topless dancer's face as well must
bear an equal burden with the body,

encouraging sensuous and provocative
expression, supplementing her physically

exciting figure.

Topless is quite different from the
exotic field, because there I am

and alive and pull the devil. Don't get
me wrong, I'm sometimes vivacious in my

exotic work also, but there are two
different type of moods entirely, where

the exotic field everything is done with
slow enticing movements and

a teasing type form, where in my topless
I am just vivacious.

full of warmth and like, would like to
have some fun.

Completely topless, completely
uninhibited, this way -out craze that

San Francisco has now vaulted across the
ocean to Europe.

Every sin -sinner has embraced this
swinging tribute to unrestrained female

anatomy. Let's jet to Belgium and look
in on the famed Moulin Rouge, where the

buxom bombshell Veronique Gabriel
performs her heady, hedonistic dance of

leather belt.

An incendiary art calculated to ignite
the flames of passion within the male

spectators. Her fabulous figure is the
envy of women and the delight of

men.

So with pasties, you know, you have to
put on all that glue, and it's so hard

get off.

And sometimes the pasties slip, and then
the glue shows.

Sometimes they fall off.

That's terrible.

I like men, well -built men, skinny,
scrawny men, no.

But he -men look like men.

And I don't like the long hair look at
all. I can't stand guys who go around

with long hair.

I didn't even really need to wear a bra
until I was halfway through junior high

school. It all came late, but it was
there, boy.

No denying it.

For example, you have the pelvic
movement, which excites me quite a lot.

just you can't do too close to a person.
You have to stay in the middle of the

stage. But actually, a very slow and
sensuous movement from the pelvic will

excite much more men than hard bumps and
grinds. This I've always found.

And then naturally, you cannot touch
your bust at all. But if a woman would

caress the bust, this would excite a
man, I believe. But you cannot do this,

understand?

A topless dancer must always concern
herself with more than one angle of

Exposing her body as she must in go -go
discotheque, she must attractively

present herself to the many eyes of her
admirers.

A superior topless dancer is very
versatile in the way she exhibits and

her body.

At one musical moment, she can reveal
herself to her fans in a very undulatory

state. And then, with a frenzied change
in the beat, she can transform her dance

into a contrived or exaggerated
exhibition of uninhibited emotion.

I have a little girlish quality which
attracts men because all men, I think,

have a feeling of closeness to someone
they can do something for.

especially a woman.

I don't think, not too many men nowadays
have a feeling that they want a very

domineering woman.

Copenhagen is the supreme Scandinavian
city for the pleasure seeker. Let us

hurry inside the famed Atlantic Palace
for an unforgettable experience.

Greta Thorwald, the Nordic nymph, whose
paltritude is unrivaled by any showgirl

in Denmark.

Her youthful bosom, flat stomach, firm
hips, and smooth, lithe legs all seem to

unite in her wildly exotic dance, which
she delivers in a burst of uninhibited

frenzy.

The women become very jealous, which is
natural, but they realize, I think the

woman is smarter than the man because
the woman realizes that it's only a

and it's only a form of entertainment.
Whereas the man, the male, possibly

his imagination runs away with him and
he thinks that, oh, isn't this

wild? And he has visions of becoming
involved with the person.

People who say, ah, she's phony.

That's all foam rubber.

I go, honey, believe what you want. I
don't care.

Several times people that have been
drinking a little too much would get up

stand next to the stage and start
dancing and taking off their clothes and

everything. It's hilarious trying to get
topless like I was.

The music puts me into a feeling of sex,
and this is what I feel. I don't feel

anything around me. I don't want to feel
anything around me. I want to feel only

the music going through my body.

France has embraced the topless with
wild enthusiasm.

Let us cherry for a moment in the
provincial French city of Nancy, noted

gates of gold, and drop in on dark -eyed
Denise Duval, the voluptuous

exhibitionist at Le Cabaret Sexy, her
tempting, teasing dance of the muff,

spotlighting her breathtaking body,
never failing to bring male blood

to a fever pitch.

Thank you.

And the Watusi's are very brief and I
have several which I change. It's mostly

bikini bottom or what we call a jock
strap which slips just the front and the

back.

I have trouble getting dresses because
if I buy a dress, I would have to buy it

big enough to fit the top and then take
the bottom in. Like, say, a size 14

dress, I'd have to buy and then take in
the bottom to size 8.

Almost any type of music makes me feel
sex.

Also, color makes me feel sex.

Without artistic surrender, without
compromise, without question or apology,

important motion picture was produced.

Lorna, a woman too much for one man.

Its star was an incredibly voluptuous
young actress, the embodiment of

allure. Her name, Lorna Maitland.

She was chosen with the aid of the film
you are now viewing from 132 applicants

who responded to an advertisement in
daily variety.

After filming was completed and the film
Lorna was released to the motion

picture theaters, Miss Maitland had
reason to be proud of the results and is

looking forward to a long and successful
career as an actress.

Let's listen to some candid post
-production tape -recorded comments from

Maitland. Of course, I didn't feel as
though I was right for the part when we

went for the interview. I was dressed
with a rather secretarial look to me, I

felt, and I didn't get too much reaction
from you. I guess you see quite a few

lovely girls.

But my manager is very persistent, and
he felt that I had a good chance

in getting the picture, so he insisted
on taking some pictures of me that

revealed just a little bit more of my
physical attributes, you might say.

In fact, I think that was the reason for
me being so relaxed and walking around

the set without any feelings of modesty,
I guess you might say, because no one

seemed to be any different than they
were when I was dressed, and they didn't

affect me in any way.

I didn't actually notice anything at all
from anyone, in fact.

I guess I wasn't thinking about it. It
wasn't on my mind.

I was working, and as far as I...

thought everyone else was thinking the
same thing you know i found no reaction

from anyone speaking about reaction i
remember the reaction on the ladies

i think they were staying there with
their husbands and they were a bit

i think at first i think i enjoyed that
scene quite a bit because

It gave me an opportunity to show
another part of this Lorna character

were trying to bring an image about.

And I enjoyed that because I like to
bring variety into anything.

I think it's the spice of life and the
spice of Lorna.

I felt very...

M .M .ish, Marilyn Monroe -ish that
night.

There was something about the costumes
that I was wearing and the feeling. We

were out on the balcony and the stars
were out that evening. They were

beautiful. We were overlooking the city
up in the Hollywood Hills and trying to

come across with a little sex appeal,
bringing it out of myself. And I think

whole environment was very worthwhile at
the time.

I was wearing beads, as I recall, around
the neck and a black patent belt at the

waist with a rather scanty bottom G
-string.

I was doing some sort of a wild toothy
or something.

Women can become catty, but that is
usually only if the dancer...

dances to her husband.

seductive female that she is, has played
mistress to the world for centuries.

Saints and sinners from all corners of
the earth have been lured to her bosom

her siren song, eager to indulge in her
many sensual pleasures.

Let's hie away to Place Pigalle, the
wild and lustful monument to sexual

eroticism, and drop into Le Sphinx, and
thrill to the wantonness of Gigi

Latouche. The girl with the throbbing
guitar.

I have trouble finding bras to fit me,
but I wear a size 38DD.

They don't sell them in every store, you
know. You can only buy them at certain

places.

With the ever -increasing popularity of
skin diving, it is only reasonable to

conclude that the topless would become a
very important adjunct to the sport.

With very little training, the novice
can learn to use her breathing apparatus

below the surface of the water quite
readily.

And many relaxing and satisfying moments
can be achieved, particularly when

amateur motion pictures are employed to
record the pleasureful event.

In Europe, a man and a woman are
together, and they feel like making

aren't going to make love.

And in America, well, they go in a
roundabout way, asking, well, do you

see my stamp collection? If he wants to
see a stamp collection, fine, but he

wants to make love, whatever, he should
tell her. There shouldn't be no shame in

wanting to make love, like there's no
shame in wanting to eat steak or drink

water or milk or liquor or whatever.

On the other hand, I do not like a rude
approach.

A man can always be very romantic.

And a man can always seduce a woman if
he knows how, because most of the time a

woman gets seduced much more mentally at
first. But if that's what he wants, he

should seduce her and not talk about his
thumb collection.

I feel like a complete nudist. I want to
belong to a nudist camp. I have been to

them. I feel much better without my
clothing on.

I feel like this is the way most people
should be.

And there's nothing wrong with showing
the body whatsoever.

Berlin today is a city divided, with the
eastern sector under the cruel

domination of communism and West Berlin
part of the free world.

Located only a stone's throw from the
fashionable Kurfürstendamm, the Broadway

of Berlin, we encounter the Fair Lady
Film Bar, where a bunda vita, the bosom

bountiful, is about to begin her act of
primitive passion.

Capacity crowds flock to see a bunda
vita, fantastically developed, exercise

magnificent pectoral pulchritude as she
wantonly entertains the sporting crowds

of Berlin with fierce intensity.

I just look at different guys and smile
and kind of flirt with my eyes and

the four of us.

that don't know how to dance, and they
should.

Whenever they come over to the
apartment, I'm always trying to teach

steps and how to dance, and they're very
inhibited.

They always feel a little self
-conscious, and they want to have a few

first.

Hamburg is the second largest city in
West Germany and continental Europe's

vital harbor.

Let's journey uptown to the Casino di
Paris, the perfect place to cast

for pleasure, and peek in on Heidi
Richter, a tall, blonde, Aryan beauty of

perfect proportion.

And watch her as she squirms and rides
topless on a luxurious bed, contorting

her supple body in a manner which defies
description.

He just wanted to take some pictures of
me at first, and then often he asked me,

would you like to be a playmate or try
for Playboy magazine? And so I thought

first, oh, no, never, you know.

But then, I don't know, it changed my
mind, but I just tried for it, and I

didn't make it.

The reason being that this is what they
said, that my bus line was too big.

They are men who do not respond. Some of
them either talk or look there to fall

asleep. So I believe either they don't
like girls or I don't know what's in

their mind. They do know this is
burlesque.

So naturally, I try to ignore it,
although I find this pretty frustrating.

This happens so seldom, but naturally it
does bother me when it happens. I see

men falling asleep or talking too much.

I'm not like an ordinary nudist. Maybe
they don't think anything about it at

all, but I'm constantly aware of a good
-looking body. Well, I've got three

kids. I can't very well say I'm
oblivious to them.

has no corner on the thrill market of
Paris.

Just as naughty and nice is the Etoile
area, which boasts such famous night

spots as the Lido, Le Sexy, and the
Piste de Resistance of nighteries

spotlighting the topless.

The world -famous Crazy Horse Saloon.

Witnessing the passionate performance of
vivacious Yvette Legrand is a never -to

-be -forgotten delight.

So let's look in on this buxom brunette.

The most curvaceous cowgirl in the
Western world as she tempestuously

torso in the most sizzling, topless
spectacle ever brought to the Crazy

Saloon.

I just make them, I force them into
dancing.

Just take their hand and say, well you
do this, it's very, very easy. Dancing

easy, but you have to be relaxed.

And I just take their hand and show them
the step and they learn, they go right

along. If there is anything they don't
know, they're willing to learn. And men

are very cooperative.

I have perfectly good control of my
butts. I can move them.

And I can do also tassel walk, but this
I don't believe is very sexy, so I don't

do it.

I try to do movement like a man and a
woman are in a bedroom, and the woman is

being seduced, and I try to do very soft
and also sensuous movements.

I haven't seen any movies of myself, but
I don't know.

To me, I don't know that it would be so
spectacular, but I guess to everyone

else it is.

I like a man to treat me as a special
woman if he's with me.

If he just wants anybody, he can go out
and find somebody else.

It's a deep feeling. I have...

I can fall in love with a homely or an
ugly man as easy as I can fall in love

with a handsome man.

It just gave me a feeling of, really a
tight feeling in my stomach of being

let loose, just like the running almost,
except I just felt much more sexy.

Well, Mondo Topless measures up. The
unmistakable Russ Meyer touch makes this

more than a gang of great gals. It makes
it move.

We sincerely hope that you enjoyed the
flick.