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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:09,160 [soft music] 2 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,560 Ground Control in Ali. 3 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:02,200 [...] 4 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:07,200 Ground Control at Ali! 5 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:16,400 Ground Control at Ali! 6 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,120 [adventure music] 7 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:25,920 [Gasps] What the hell am I doing here? 8 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:29,160 All alone in space like an idiot. 9 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:34,120 Come on. 10 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:36,360 Oh, crap. I can't do this. 11 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:40,320 It's too far. 12 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:46,200 Come on, Ali. 13 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:47,520 Come on, Ali! 14 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:49,280 [moans] 15 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:52,240 [kebab seller] Samurai sauce! 16 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:53,760 Order 32. 17 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:56,480 [rhythmic rap] 18 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:03,160 [man 1] Oh! Ali! Ali! 19 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:05,520 What's your average? 20 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:06,800 My average what? 21 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,960 - Deliveries. - Ah, I think five. 22 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:11,480 - By the hour? - No, per day. Don't overdo it, reufs. 23 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:14,280 [all laugh] 24 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:16,880 Come on, come on! 25 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:22,960 - Ali, Ali! - Ali, Ali! 26 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:25,000 I can't, I've got delivery, bro, here. 27 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,480 Go ahead, laugh, I wouldn't say no to a little chicha. 28 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:28,960 I can't brother, I swear. 29 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:31,360 [bubbles] 30 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:35,120 Banana-watermelon. 31 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:37,200 - He's strong. - Isn't he? 32 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:39,680 He's the sommelier of chicha, wallah. 33 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:42,560 - That's a good one. - Too good. 34 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:46,400 [telephone] 35 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:48,720 Holy shit. 36 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:50,600 Here you are, Madame, goodbye. 37 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:53,480 Thank you. 38 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:56,080 And there you have it. 39 00:02:58,320 --> 00:02:59,640 Thank you. 40 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:01,200 Here you are, sir. 41 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,000 - Goodbye. - Goodbye, dear. 42 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:04,800 [slot machine] 43 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:12,200 ["Les filles de mon pays" on the radio] 44 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,680 - Here, son, keep your strength up. - No, I'm all right, 45 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:16,960 it's not strength I'm gaining, it's weight. 46 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:19,200 This is nothing, it's couscous, it's not fattening. 47 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:21,640 It's a shame, it's a waste, I'm not going to eat. 48 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:24,120 Your semolina is so good, Mamie. 49 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:25,480 Thank you, my darling! 50 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,120 - Mom? - Yes? 51 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,120 Can I ask you a question? 52 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:33,000 Why do we listen to Enrico all the time? 53 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:34,560 What do you care? 54 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:36,040 There are other singers, Mom! 55 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:37,880 I remind you that he's Berber like us! 56 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:39,520 Like your father. 57 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,680 Besides, if your father could see you... 58 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:43,880 For that, we'd have to have seen it ourselves. 59 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:48,720 ♪ Lai lai lai lai, lai lai lai lai ♪ 60 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:51,080 ♪ Yes they're pretty girls... ♪ 61 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:52,240 [Ali's mother] What about the CAF? 62 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:55,000 - What's that? - What about the CAF, Mom? That's got nothing to do with it. 63 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:56,320 What's the CAF, Mamie? 64 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:58,600 CAF, 65 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:02,120 it's the only way your father to make money. 66 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:03,840 - Right. - When will you have 67 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,880 a real job, my son? [telephone] 68 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:08,040 You know, I'm not always going to be there for you, I won't always be there for you. 69 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:10,760 [Ali] I have to go, Mom. 70 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:13,360 I hope you won't be joining your cousin Yanis. 71 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:16,080 He makes you do nothing but stupid things, that Bhim. 72 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:17,440 Mom, don't worry. 73 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:18,560 [she coughs] 74 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:20,000 [she coughs] 75 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,240 I'm in a hurry. 76 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:26,320 But before I go, I'm going to tell Nola tell Nola a story. 77 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:30,400 Once upon a time, there was a little prince 78 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:33,040 who was, well, blond apparently. 79 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:34,520 There, because of the sun. 80 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:35,720 A Kabyle. 81 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:37,840 And he wants us to draw him a sheep, 82 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,240 apparently. Because he's never seen one in his entire life. 83 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:41,560 You've already seen sheep. 84 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:44,280 You know what that's like, my darling? What does it look like? 85 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:47,760 It has wool and a pink muzzle. 86 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:49,800 Exactly. That's exactly right. 87 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:52,040 That's not how I see it, but yes. 88 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:53,400 It's a... you know the méchoui 89 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:55,480 that Grandma does, is that okay? 90 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:57,080 With raisins and semolina. 91 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:00,040 Well, I guess that's why he wanted to see a sheep. 92 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:02,120 Because he was hungry. That's why. 93 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:03,760 And he hasn't eaten all day. 94 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:06,320 You know when Dad goes on Ramadan and he doesn't eat, 95 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:08,040 it's exactly the same, he was hungry. 96 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:11,000 So he's tired, he has more strength, more vitamins, 97 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:13,800 he decides to go to sleep. 98 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:16,360 Just like my little princess. 99 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:21,120 - Good night, my princess. - Good night, my princess. 100 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 [soft music] 101 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:28,480 You're coming to my school show 102 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:29,680 next Wednesday? 103 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:31,640 Of course I'll be there for your "show". 104 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:33,040 Who's the super dad? 105 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:34,480 You! 106 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:39,840 [door] 107 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,760 [soft music] 108 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:52,040 [bell] 109 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:54,600 [Ali] Hello Madam! 110 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:57,400 Shawarma tomato, onions, Order 34, right? 111 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:01,000 - Mommy! Mommy! - Hey, baby, you okay? 112 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:02,840 What's up? You're going to your room. 113 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:03,960 Go do your homework. 114 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:06,120 - Oh, no, no, no! - Oh, no, no. 115 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,080 I really like loose hair. 116 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:13,920 Ali, I don't have time, what do you want? 117 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:15,400 I start at six tomorrow. 118 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:17,600 Remember this bracelet? 119 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:19,000 I found him... 120 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:24,320 Actually, no... I was wondering 121 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:26,920 in relation to us. The fact is, 122 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:29,080 - us. - We what? 123 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:30,840 Where are we? 124 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:32,640 But, you see. 125 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:34,080 I'm here, you're here. 126 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:35,640 We can try again. 127 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:37,640 What for? 128 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:40,840 I'm on to something big, Nat, I swear. 129 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,960 It's been five years you've been on to something big. 130 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:45,760 You just don't get it. I need a guy who can do it every time. 131 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:47,360 [blow] 132 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:49,520 Alimony. 133 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:53,840 - Bah... - Bah... You forgot. 134 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:56,400 Here's a post-it. 135 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:58,840 - What's that? - It's from the judge this time. 136 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,360 - From the judge? - Yeah. 137 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:05,880 9,000 euros, Nat! 138 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:08,760 But... But I'm not Elon Musk, Nat. 139 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:11,280 I was a little late, no big deal. 140 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:13,040 You've been late for three years. 141 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:15,160 The joke's over. 142 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:16,840 If in a month you haven't paid it all back 143 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,280 and you don't have a stable situation, they take the little one away from you. 144 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:22,680 - Wait, you can't be serious. - I'm very serious. 145 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:25,080 Wake up. 146 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:27,200 I don't feel like it. 147 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:28,760 The little one needs you. 148 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:31,920 But now it's time to take responsibility. 149 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:34,920 Huh! That's good, taking everything so lightly. 150 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,680 Always with your head in the stars! 151 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:38,160 You've got a month! 152 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:41,640 [Nola] Why won't I ever see my dad again? 153 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:43,920 Let me explain, this is grown-up stuff. It's... 154 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:49,240 [motor] 155 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:52,800 - social worker] Next! 156 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:00,320 Wait a minute, I owe 9,000 bucks! 157 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,480 - 9000 ! - Yeah, bro. 158 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:05,360 - Where are you going to find them? - I don't know yet. We'll be in touch. 159 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:07,200 Michel! 160 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:08,880 Michel fajitas! 161 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:12,600 Michel fajitas! 162 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:22,720 [adventure music] 163 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:25,080 [presenter speaks into microphone in English] 164 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,840 Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to ESA. 165 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:33,960 Space is full of mysteries. 166 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:36,520 To discover them, 167 00:08:36,680 --> 00:08:38,240 we have to choose the best. 168 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:40,160 [Ali breathes] 169 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:44,960 That's why, out of more than 10,000 applicants, 170 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:47,240 only three were selected. 171 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:51,440 After passing hundreds of tests, 172 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,280 a relentless workout 173 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:54,960 and underwent intensive training, 174 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:56,680 they're finally ready. 175 00:08:57,840 --> 00:09:00,040 It's not Koh-Lanta either, guys. 176 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:01,880 [presenter] For this crucial mission 177 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:03,760 for the future of aerospace. 178 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:05,880 What's its name? Mission Pluto. 179 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:06,960 [Ali] In Koh-Lanta, 180 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:09,880 there are people who can stand for an hour standing on a pole. 181 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:13,320 On one leg. Stop it! 182 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:15,480 [presenter] His goal? Activate 183 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:17,400 the first nuclear-powered reactor 184 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:18,560 space. 185 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:22,600 Its launch H-6 days. 186 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:27,360 [victorious music] 187 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:32,400 [applause] 188 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:35,080 [presenter speaks in English] 189 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:39,040 [applause] 190 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:43,240 [...] 191 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:47,960 Thank you. 192 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:52,000 As ESA's new mission manager missions at ESA, 193 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:54,480 it is a great honor for me 194 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:57,160 to introduce you to the three astronauts 195 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:59,960 who will lead this special mission mission. 196 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:02,800 And not because it's my first as a manager. 197 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:04,120 Thank you for welcoming 198 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:06,560 the new ISS captain: 199 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,760 Johanna Weiss, for France! 200 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:14,760 [victorious music] 201 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,200 Approved Pluto mission. 202 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:21,760 Station engineer Tom Hudson, USA! 203 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:24,280 [...] 204 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:27,600 Approved Pluto mission. 205 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,040 And Zuka Motashi, 206 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:30,920 physicist-chemist, Japan! 207 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:33,280 [...] 208 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:35,760 Approved Pluto mission. 209 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:37,400 Let's hear it for them! 210 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:42,160 [...] 211 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:46,840 - Johanna, a word? - Thank you, Johanna. 212 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,880 [Ali] Pss. Hey! Are you Michel fajitas? 213 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,280 [all] Shh! 214 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:56,000 [whispers] 215 00:10:57,360 --> 00:11:00,160 [Johanna] It's an honor for me to take on this responsibility. to take on this responsibility. 216 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,640 Because every mission is important, 217 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:06,000 they don't all have to carry a nuclear reactor into space. 218 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:07,040 [laughs] 219 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,120 But with my comrades, 220 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:11,400 we're ready to meet the challenge. 221 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,000 [door] 222 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:24,480 [happy music] 223 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:29,400 Why doesn't it work on me? 224 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:33,120 [...] 225 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,400 Does it add anything? 226 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:37,800 Presence. 227 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:40,600 Yeah, it adds a little something. 228 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:43,720 Hello. Mission Pluto. 229 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:45,160 Yeah, don't stutter. 230 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:46,640 I don't know. 231 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:49,040 It's all in the head I think, it's in the head. 232 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:50,800 In the body too, but... 233 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,120 A lot in the body, yeah. 234 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:53,480 But it's all in your head. 235 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:55,960 - Ouch. - Holy shit! 236 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,640 I already missed the conference, 237 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,600 - it's not true... - I'm very sorry, Madame... 238 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,240 I was at the press conference. 239 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:06,520 - Were you at the press conference? - Yeah, I was. Of course you were. 240 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:10,240 - I was delivering fajitas. - Fajitas? 241 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:15,920 Yes, that's right, plutonium in the shape of fajitas. 242 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:18,280 Did you deliver plutonium? 243 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:20,120 I've delivered plutonium, Madame. 244 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:21,880 Yeah, yeah. Yes. 245 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:25,080 That's because discretion, Madame, you know, Pluto mission. 246 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,600 Ah, they called it "Mission Pluto". 247 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:30,200 And they're going to send a reactor with plutonium? 248 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:32,760 Absolutely, Madame. That's right, ma'am. 249 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:36,680 So you'll be in Baikonur, for the rocket launch. 250 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:38,840 Ah yes, Madame. 251 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,240 - Gee, me too. - Ah. 252 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:43,400 And by the way my editor will be there too. 253 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:47,080 And he's always looking for images, 254 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:50,280 interesting, confidential information... 255 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:54,320 You know, about the mission, or the reactor... 256 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:58,040 And he's willing to buy them at a good price. 257 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,760 Buy them? How much do they cost? 258 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:06,000 Oh, classic rates, 20, 30, 50,000. 259 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:08,160 50,000 what, ma'am? 260 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,320 Bah, euros. 261 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:17,160 And the more confidential it is, the more it pays off. 262 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,440 See you in Baikonur. Monsieur... 263 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:28,480 Ali. Professor, in charge of engineering. At ESA. 264 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:31,840 Constance. Constance Lacorne, delighted. 265 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,200 Here you go. 266 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:36,280 Well, nice to meet you, Madame Lacorne. 267 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:38,680 See you soon. 268 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:43,920 OK. OK Armstrong. OK... 269 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:45,400 - How are you guys doing? - How are ya? How are you? 270 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:46,800 What's your NASA plan? 271 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,400 ESA. It's a crazy plan, it's an incredible plan, brother. 272 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:50,960 She suggested I go to Baikonur, 273 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,120 the town with the rockets you see on TV. 274 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:54,920 I take a photo, 30,000 euros direct. 275 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:56,720 But it's bursting, it's bursting! 276 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:57,880 It's bursting. 277 00:13:58,040 --> 00:13:59,320 It's already been taken care of. 278 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:02,520 9000. 279 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:04,080 - Is that for me? - Yeah. 280 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:05,840 Careful, now, that's Fat Tony coming through. 281 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,240 You have three weeks to pay it back. You get interest... 282 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:11,520 It's all right! Any interest, I'll do anything for it, brother! 283 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:13,360 - You're saving my life! - I know. 284 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,040 It's extraordinary what's going on! 285 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:18,280 Brother, I'm going to work at noon, morning, evening, morning, evening, noon. 286 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,920 - I'm going all... - Or we make a crypto plan. 287 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:22,840 Or we don't, that's fine. 288 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,520 [Yanis] Yes, yes, look. Woolfcoin. 289 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:26,400 They launched this yesterday. 290 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,600 We put the 9,000 on it, double our winnings, 291 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:32,440 by three and here, you pay back Fat Tony, 292 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:35,200 your pension and we even have a little dough for us. 293 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:37,760 - For us? - I'm a businessman, brother. 294 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,080 What about me? What about you? 295 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:44,760 [happy music] 296 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:46,280 - Go ahead. - Yeah, sure. 297 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:52,040 [suspense music] 298 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:54,440 [happy music] 299 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:56,160 It's good, it's placed. 300 00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:59,000 - It's dangerous, isn't it? - Are you crazy? 301 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:00,480 Here we go for 9,000 woofy. 302 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:01,800 - Are you sure? - I'm sure. 303 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,480 Wait, what's that going up like that? 304 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,120 - You tell me. - Wait... 305 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:11,200 Oh! 306 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:12,880 - Bah, wait. - Look, look, look! 307 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:14,920 Why so quick? 308 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:16,920 But wait, it's incredible! 309 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,400 No, but wait... 310 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:21,240 No. Because like... Because he's not... 311 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:23,840 As it is not in the right direction. 312 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,080 - Why is the arrow down? - She's not in the mood. 313 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,640 [percussion] 314 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,720 Does that mean I now owe 9,000 euros to Fat Tony and my ex? 315 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:43,880 But... didn't you have a NASA plan? 316 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,320 You mentioned something... 317 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,360 N-A-S-A, NASA. No ? 318 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:50,040 Yanis, you got me into this mess. 319 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:54,560 Yeah, the Baikonur thing, I take pictures for 30,000. 320 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,240 But this is great! It's gorgeous, why didn't we do it? 321 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,720 How do I get myself like this right now? 322 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,600 About my mother's life, I don't know, but you're a genius. 323 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,160 Good. 324 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:05,880 Which way to Baikonur? 325 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,880 - I don't even know where... - Wow. Uh... 326 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,720 First of all, you can't get there on a scooter. 327 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,160 The airplane is dead. 328 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:19,960 - The train is the same. - Yanis, stop, 329 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:22,920 - we're not going by Blablacar either. - But Blablacar! Blablacar! 330 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:24,480 Well, that's that! 331 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:25,600 80 euros. 332 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:28,320 124 hours round trip, you'll be back on Wednesday, 333 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,320 even for Fat Tony. Beautiful! 334 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:31,400 What do I have on Wednesday? 335 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,440 How are you going to get to get past security? 336 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:41,000 I have a brother badge. 337 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,400 [door] 338 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,960 Voilà! Ah! 339 00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,080 Mom! 340 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:00,280 Here, for Nola. 341 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:03,240 I also put in the leftover semolina and the dumplings she loves. 342 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,120 This is exactly what I was looking for. Thank you. 343 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:06,640 Where are you going, Ali? 344 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,080 I love you, Mom. 345 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,000 I hope you know exactly what you're doing. 346 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,040 [door] 347 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:17,480 [whistle] 348 00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:20,120 [whistle] 349 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:22,920 [whistle] 350 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,160 Hello, Blablacar? 351 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:30,520 Blablacar. Da. 352 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:32,200 OK. 353 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:34,120 Nice to meet you. OK. 354 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:39,680 Blablacar. 355 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,800 - No, but I can't Blablacar in front? - Blablacar. 356 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,360 I'm claustrophobic, sir. 357 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:46,800 Crap. 358 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,600 [motor and traditional russian music] 359 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:59,400 You can open the back window, please? Blah, blah, blah? The window! 360 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,200 [blow] 361 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:09,640 [traditional russian music] 362 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:18,680 [snoring] 363 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:20,440 [Ali snores] 364 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:23,920 [traditional russian music] 365 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:27,520 [animal cries] 366 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,240 [Ali] Ah! 367 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,160 Fuck, that's horrible. 368 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,680 [Ali vomits] 369 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:39,040 [telephone] 370 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:42,400 [traditional Russian music more rhythmic] 371 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:48,880 [driver chuckles] 372 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:53,360 Blablacar. 373 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,040 [blows] 374 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:03,720 Mmmh 375 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,000 Baikonur? Blah, blah, blah? 376 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:15,960 [driver cries and speaks in cunning] 377 00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:20,400 [driver cries and speaks in Russian] 378 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,240 [victorious music] 379 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:35,320 [announcement in Russian] 380 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:39,200 Ali! 381 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:41,840 Are you all right? 382 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:43,880 How are you? 383 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:45,960 Yeah, that's jetlag right there... 384 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:47,720 What flight were you on? I didn't see you. 385 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:49,880 I was on a private jet. 386 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:51,720 I came on a private jet with the engineers. 387 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:55,240 A stroke of luck! I came in eco, but hell! 388 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,360 Eco is horrible, your legs are tight. 389 00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:59,520 Horrible! Anyway, I'm I'm super excited! 390 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,800 See you tonight with my editor? 391 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:04,640 So you can represent us all confidential information 392 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,720 - you got back. - Tonight, yes. 393 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,760 Ah, I think this is for you. 394 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:11,320 - Hey! I won't keep you any longer. - I'm coming, guys. 395 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:15,240 And don't forget, what we need.., is sensationalism. 396 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,600 - OK. The photo of the century. - Of course it is. Of course it is. 397 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:18,680 Well, I'm off, 398 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,080 - duty calls. - OK. 399 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:21,920 Come on. Hey, guys. 400 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,000 Hey! Good luck! 401 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:26,320 You. 402 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:34,080 [announcement in Russian] 403 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:35,520 Is she leaving or not? 404 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000 Nasdrovia. 405 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:44,280 Staff. 406 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:46,400 [guard 1 speaks in Russian] 407 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,960 Ouch. Eh. 408 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,200 [suspense music] 409 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:00,800 [...] 410 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:08,040 [announcement in Russian] 411 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:10,240 ♪ I'm free ♪ 412 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:11,320 [guard 2 speaks in Russian] 413 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,560 ♪ Free, free... ♪ 414 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:14,880 [guard 1 speaks in Russian] 415 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:18,200 ♪ Be free, go away... ♪ 416 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,240 Hmm? 417 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:20,920 ♪ Err ♪ 418 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,920 [action music] 419 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:29,960 [door] 420 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,680 [action music] 421 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:38,400 [blast] 422 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:49,840 [door] 423 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,240 [suspense music] 424 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:02,640 [breath] 425 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,240 [victorious music] 426 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,440 [breath] 427 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,160 Come on, 30,000 bucks. 428 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:18,240 [action music] 429 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,440 [bird] 430 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:26,240 I'm too high, I'm too high. 431 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,200 [suspense music] 432 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:35,000 We are live from Baikonur 433 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:36,160 for the Pluto mission. 434 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:40,880 [wind] 435 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:43,840 Wow! 436 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,280 [victorious music] 437 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,520 [speak in Russian]. 438 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:55,880 [breath] 439 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,680 [breath] 440 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:04,640 Come on, 30,000 bucks. 441 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,480 [suspense music] 442 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:17,440 How do I manage to always get myself into trouble... 443 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:18,720 Ah! 444 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:20,800 [speak in Russian]. 445 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,480 [victorious music] 446 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:33,960 [...] 447 00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:44,040 The whole world has its eyes riveted on us. 448 00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:46,680 So, no waves. 449 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:49,640 Up, on, off. 450 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,520 As easy as a trip around the sun. 451 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,680 Come on. It'll be fine. 452 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,720 Arrival of astronauts at launch site. 453 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:05,840 [victorious music] 454 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:09,440 Prepare for take-off. 455 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:17,640 [victorious music] 456 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,760 [...] 457 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:31,360 [operator 1] Ten, nine, eight, seven, 458 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:32,960 six, 459 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:35,480 five, four, three, 460 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:38,760 two, one. Go. 461 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,600 [explosion] 462 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,920 [victorious music] 463 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:54,000 [...] 464 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:00,640 - Bravo! - Yes! 465 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,640 Bravo to all, bravo! Bravo ! 466 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,800 [snoring] 467 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:51,920 What the hell... 468 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:54,720 Ah! 469 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:56,760 What the hell! 470 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:02,000 Where am I now? In a garage? 471 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:03,960 At Kiloutou? 472 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:09,360 [suspense music] 473 00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,280 Who's the madman who lives here? 474 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:14,800 Oh! 475 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,240 I was drugged. 476 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,680 [...] 477 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,320 It's Fat Tony, it's Blablacar. 478 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:32,160 Damn. 479 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,160 Oh, fuck. I'm so dead. 480 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,120 - Ah! - Ah! 481 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:42,200 An alien! 482 00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:44,560 There's an Alien in the station! 483 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,440 - What? - Over there! 484 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,040 Destiny module. 485 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:50,520 What can I do? 486 00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:54,120 [suspense music] 487 00:26:58,360 --> 00:26:59,880 [telephone] 488 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:04,000 No! Shh. 489 00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:06,320 Damn. 490 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:10,920 [suspense music] 491 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:19,400 Then you're in the ISS. 492 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,840 What's that? The International Space Station. 493 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:25,240 OK. 494 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:26,800 In orbit. 495 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,880 400 km away 496 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:34,040 around the Earth. 497 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:35,760 OK. 498 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:39,960 Does he understand us? 499 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,120 You, astronaut? 500 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,880 No. Me, Delivroom. 501 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,040 You astronauts. 502 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:52,760 - Oh, yeah. - Wow. 503 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:55,200 It's a crazy job, being in space. 504 00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:57,920 When will we be back? 505 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,240 Because I'm a bit claustrophobic, 506 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,840 so already, five minutes in an elevator... 507 00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:08,000 I call the fire department. 508 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:10,280 Plus, I don't really like roommates. 509 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:11,400 Of course you can. 510 00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:13,200 There's a button... 511 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:14,680 No! No buttons. 512 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,440 - Don't press it. - Back on earth in six months 513 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,200 with the relief shuttle. 514 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:22,760 Is this a joke? 515 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:24,960 I have to be on Wednesday 516 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:26,920 in Paris. 517 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,280 There's my daughter, the boarding school, 518 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,160 and there's his show. 519 00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:32,720 - Of course it is. - It's a big deal, 520 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,000 I promised him. And then there's Fat Tony, 521 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:36,680 and my ex-wife who are going to kick my ass... 522 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:37,880 I don't feel well, sorry. 523 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:41,640 I can't breathe. 524 00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:44,240 Is that the way to hold it? 525 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:48,840 It's for peeing. 526 00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,240 [victorious music] 527 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:03,760 And thrust modules, mission Pluto? 528 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,800 - It's OK. - Is it OK? 529 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:07,920 - How are things? - Just great. 530 00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:09,920 Orbit stabilizer? 531 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:11,040 OK. 532 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:13,440 And our friend Pluto, the nuclear reactor? 533 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:14,480 OK too, yes. 534 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,320 Great! Everything's OK, mission Pluto. 535 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:20,080 Yes, so... 536 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,600 not quite. 537 00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:24,960 Look, we've just got a little problem here. 538 00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:26,800 Vertical thrust reactors? 539 00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,040 No, no, that's OK too, fortunately. 540 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,200 What's up? 541 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:31,680 All's well, Pluto mission. 542 00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:37,640 Ah! 543 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:46,440 What's this? 544 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,400 Ali Chalabi, 545 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:52,680 34 years old. 546 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:53,960 Cité Malassis. 547 00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:57,600 Training : 548 00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:58,760 none. 549 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:01,120 Diploma : 550 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:02,760 none. 551 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,440 Sports activities : 552 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:07,200 none. 553 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,080 Well, go ahead, because I can't. 554 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,480 Professional activities : 555 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,480 deliveryman at Livré-mangez, 556 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,840 DoEat, Delivroom, intermittently. 557 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,960 Distinguishing features : color-blind, claustrophobic, 558 00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,440 asthmatic and heart murmur. 559 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:30,360 Why me, what have I done? 560 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:32,720 Is this hazing? 561 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:34,560 No. 562 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:36,840 How did he get up there? 563 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,920 We have a breach in our security system... 564 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:41,640 And what's that? The first space stowaway? 565 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,280 The first space fraudster? 566 00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:47,520 Yes, all right, now! Instead of finding a name, come up with a solution. 567 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:48,720 Huh! 568 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:50,280 So, what do we do with it? 569 00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:51,720 Quarantine him! 570 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:52,960 For six months? 571 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:54,800 Yes... 572 00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:57,840 We bring it back with the backup module. 573 00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,200 Too risky for the crew, 574 00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,960 if there's the slightest complication they'll be trapped in the station 575 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,520 and that's going to be a big problem. 576 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:05,560 A man in space is a resource. 577 00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:07,960 A resource cannot remain unused. 578 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,680 This man must be used. 579 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,080 [soft music] 580 00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:19,040 We keep it up there. 581 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:21,800 Incognito. 582 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:24,840 We light the reactor 583 00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:26,760 and bring him back with the crew, 584 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:28,120 neither seen nor known. 585 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:32,600 But that can only work if no one does, 586 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,440 and I mean nobody knows about it. 587 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:37,800 Brother, guess where I'm calling from? 588 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,760 - Oh, Ali! Are you okay, or what, bro? - Check it out. 589 00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:42,720 [soft upbeat music]. 590 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:45,680 What kind of crazy filter is this? 591 00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:46,680 No filter. 592 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,120 You'll never guess where I am, it's impossible, 593 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:50,280 it's a dinguerie. 594 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:51,680 What do you mean, you're not Baikonur? 595 00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,040 You have to be there on Wednesday with my dough. 596 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:57,440 At last, our own dough. 597 00:31:58,240 --> 00:31:59,240 It's... 598 00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:02,200 more for Fat Tony, he asked about you, 599 00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:03,800 how much he loves you! 600 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,160 So right now, I'm talking to you, 601 00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:07,080 Fat Tony has no way to find me. 602 00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,200 I'm light years ahead of him. 603 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,840 I'll tell you where I am. 604 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,280 Because you still haven't guessed. 605 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:15,080 Wait, I'll take it back, two seconds. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 606 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:16,160 Wait, two seconds... 607 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,360 [ringtone] 608 00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:25,400 [Daniel] That's all the information we have on him. 609 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:27,400 Well... 610 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:30,440 Now it's not very safe to keep it here... 611 00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,040 On the contrary. You'll keep it 612 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,640 and turn this man into an astronaut. 613 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,440 - I beg your pardon? - Listen, Commander, 614 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:37,520 you are responsible for this mission. 615 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:42,520 Here, we're counting on you and your crew to make it a success. 616 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:44,600 Then make this man an astronaut, 617 00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,680 incognito and without waves. 618 00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:49,320 This is all classified. 619 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,120 OK. 620 00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:54,840 [military music] 621 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:58,600 Mom, I'm telling you I'm in space. On my head... 622 00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:01,920 On you, I'm in space. 623 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,520 Yes, the real thing. 624 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:05,960 You're sick, it's my mother! 625 00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:09,440 Ali, nobody, I mean nobody 626 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,000 must know you're here. 627 00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:13,360 - Why is that? - Your presence is top secret. 628 00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:14,520 My presence is top secret? 629 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:17,040 That's nice. 630 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:22,280 It's okay, I won't tell anyone, don't panic. I just want to go home. 631 00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,880 Ali, your phone. 632 00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:30,200 The telephone, in space, 633 00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:31,440 It works, but it's expensive. 634 00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,680 You don't want to end up like Thomas Pesquet in 2016 635 00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:35,720 - to pay 150,000 euros in bills. - But how much? 636 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:36,880 150 000. 637 00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:41,080 Ali. We have something important to tell you. 638 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,840 Before you return, we're going to train you, 639 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000 teach you to move in weightlessness. 640 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,720 Working on the station modules, 641 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:53,560 to be at 200% of your physical and mental capacities. 642 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:57,360 We'll build you a character character, Ali. 643 00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:59,240 We'll make you 644 00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:00,560 an astronaut. 645 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,320 [victorious music] 646 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:04,960 I'm kind of hungry, aren't you hungry? I mean, really. 647 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:09,920 [with English accent] First training module of training: tidying up. 648 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,640 Everything in its place, 649 00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:16,240 each object is catalogued and geolocated. 650 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:17,560 Have you ever seen an alien? 651 00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:21,400 You already saw... extraterrestrial? 652 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,960 OK, you pick up an item, scan the barcode. 653 00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:27,720 The barcode sends a message 654 00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,880 to Ground Control, which locates the tool in the station. 655 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,280 - Where are the weapons? -The guns? 656 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,960 -Yes, the weapons, if you're attacked by an unknown species, 657 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:37,160 in the making. 658 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,400 Or by an alien. I don't know who's in space. 659 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:41,600 Seriously? 660 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,600 First training module, OK? 661 00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:45,920 Storage. 662 00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:49,840 Each astronaut receives a meal specially prepared for them 663 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,640 for its nutritional needs. Agreed? 664 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:54,520 Then everything is controlled, freeze-dried, pressurized. 665 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:56,920 - Is it halal? - Is it? 666 00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:00,520 Actually, it's not halal, I can't eat. 667 00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:02,640 Ah, yes... 668 00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:04,000 Or kosher. 669 00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:06,960 So, at this altitude... 670 00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:10,640 maybe... we're allowed, 671 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:12,280 no? 672 00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:15,880 US ISS waste collector system. 673 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,640 So this is the computer that's incredible! 674 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:19,800 No, it's a toilet. 675 00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,320 On earth, they're 25 cm, in space, it's 10. 676 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:26,160 The size of a mug. 677 00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:29,440 Plus, you're soaring, you're moving, you're never really above it. 678 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:31,720 As there is no gravity... 679 00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,240 it can't fall. 680 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,040 [soft music] 681 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:37,080 What doesn't fall? 682 00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:43,160 - So we put in a vacuum cleaner. - Remember? 683 00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:44,280 Ah. 684 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:45,320 Remember. 685 00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:51,080 Aim well, don't move, suck. 686 00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:52,560 Aim well, don't move, suck. 687 00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:54,320 That's the toilet motto, my friend. 688 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:57,040 - My friend... - And don't forget afterwards... 689 00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:59,640 - mirror. - What's in it? 690 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,000 The rear-view mirror? 691 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:05,880 - To see the popcorn. - I don't get it. 692 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:08,000 It's called fecal popcorn, and it's very dangerous. 693 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:10,200 You can swallow and choke and die. 694 00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:14,360 So don't forget to use the urine tube. 695 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:16,440 You need a 5-year degree to take a leak, right? 696 00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,800 We had to train for two months to do it. 697 00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:20,680 Can you explain it to me again for two seconds? 698 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:22,400 But fast, because... 699 00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:24,600 - Which part? - All of it. 700 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:29,720 [Johanna] Results of bio experiment B35, 701 00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:32,440 and Ali, we'll be back in H-2 minutes 31. 702 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:34,800 [door] 703 00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:40,240 I'm fucking starving. 704 00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:46,320 Of course! 705 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:48,440 Beautiful! 706 00:36:49,720 --> 00:36:51,400 [soft music] 707 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:52,560 Shit! 708 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,000 No ! 709 00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:56,800 [alarm] 710 00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:57,960 You've got to be kidding me! 711 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:00,520 [...] 712 00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:04,680 Ground Control to ISS, please respond. 713 00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:06,400 Are you all right? 714 00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:10,200 [suspense music] 715 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:11,720 What's going on? 716 00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:13,760 Johanna? Anyone? 717 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,240 Ground Control to ISS, please respond. 718 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:19,280 Johanna! Tom! Zuka! Answer the phone! 719 00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:29,880 Ground Control to Pluto mission. 720 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:31,880 Is everything under under control now? 721 00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,520 Yes, couscous is under control Ground Control. 722 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,680 The situation is under control, Ground Control. 723 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,160 We said no waves! 724 00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:41,720 Ground Control? 725 00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:44,320 Excuse me, am I getting paid or not? 726 00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:46,920 No, because I still think... 727 00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:49,520 Just cleaning up. 728 00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:50,920 Hello? 729 00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:52,240 I think they cut it. 730 00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:54,760 [Daniel] Continue his training. 731 00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:56,640 Roger. 732 00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:59,120 Finally, controlled travel. 733 00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:01,480 You're doing exactly what I'm doing. 734 00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:03,640 Long, precise gestures. 735 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:04,880 - OK? - OK. 736 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:06,560 - Here we go. Here we go. - Here we go. Here we go. 737 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:09,760 That's Ali, 738 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,320 - that's good. - Ah! 739 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,040 It's great! That's really good! 740 00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:16,680 That's good, Ali! 741 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:19,760 - Are you okay, Ali? - I'm not okay right now. 742 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:22,600 [Zuka shouts in Japanese] 743 00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:29,680 We'll never make it the beginning of half an astronaut. 744 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:33,120 It has already tripped the station twice in 24 hours. 745 00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:34,880 That's a record. 746 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,480 This guy's a ticking time bomb. 747 00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:42,920 I can already hear the ticking before the next catastrophe. 748 00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:45,840 Look, he's the anti-astronaut. 749 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:49,960 That's it, then. There's no choice, the mission's is in danger, he's got to go. 750 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:51,960 What do you mean, he has to go? 751 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,200 We're not going to call him an Uber. 752 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:55,520 [Johanna] Bah... 753 00:38:57,720 --> 00:38:59,680 So it's not easy, I thought about it, 754 00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:03,960 there might be a solution, it's a bit risky. 755 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,200 The waste module. 756 00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:09,240 [all] What? 757 00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:12,680 It's not risky, it's suicidal. 758 00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:15,240 It's suicidal to keep him here. I swear to you. 759 00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:17,880 What would be the procedure? 760 00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,120 Space is incredible! 761 00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:32,080 We're going a bit fast, aren't we? 762 00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:34,920 Sixteen times around the Earth per day. 763 00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:36,640 Sixteen times around the Earth per day? 764 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,200 In one day we did 16 days? 765 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:41,040 Without a break? 766 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,720 What day on earth is it now, Tom? 767 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:45,680 It's Tuesday. 768 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:49,960 But I've got to go, Tom! 769 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:54,040 Finally, I'm going to the bathroom. 770 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:55,200 I have to go to the toilet. 771 00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,120 [soft music] 772 00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:10,880 [...] 773 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,400 Shit, do I answer or not? 774 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:27,680 - Hello Constance? - Ali? 775 00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:29,520 - How are you? - How are you? 776 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:31,360 How about the scoop of the century? 777 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:34,720 - I'll see you. Where are you? - Where? I'm... 778 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:37,320 not too far away. 779 00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:38,720 Bah, pass. 780 00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:41,160 That's complicated, because... 781 00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:42,920 Listen, you're coming to the office, 782 00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,080 my editor and I are looking at the photos, 783 00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:48,120 we love it, we sign it and we'll pay you, how simple is that? 784 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:52,760 Yes. But... do you think we can do it by e-mail? 785 00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:55,440 Well, no, my cat, it's not like that, 786 00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:56,480 we must meet. 787 00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:59,160 Excuse me, Constance, just two seconds... 788 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,240 Shit, shit, shit. 789 00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:06,440 Listen, I'll see you tomorrow, as soon as I get there, I'll call you, 790 00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:09,000 is it perfect? Come on. Kiss my pussy... onne, 791 00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:11,080 ma chattone, minou, Madame. 792 00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:23,400 Even Google doesn't know. 793 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:26,360 Damn. 794 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:29,440 [ mathematician ] So, to send him back back to earth, it's very simple. 795 00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,680 the waste module is not completely the waste module. 796 00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:35,440 Once installed, the module is ejected, 797 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:36,800 do you agree? 798 00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,080 The descent will take approximately... 799 00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:41,400 eight hours 32 minutes, 800 00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:42,480 something like that. 801 00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,320 There'll be a bit of garbage fumes 802 00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,800 what he's doing, which may a little vomit in the cockpit, 803 00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,520 but like being weightless, It's manageable. So no worries. 804 00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:56,080 The temperature will rise sharply, to over 55°, 805 00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:57,720 Celsius, of course. 806 00:41:58,760 --> 00:41:59,720 And after five o'clock, 807 00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:01,920 it will enter the atmosphere, 808 00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:05,320 all this of course if the module has not disintegrated in the meantime. 809 00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:06,760 Finally landing 810 00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:09,520 in ballistics in the middle of the ocean 811 00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:13,200 and from there, our rescuers will try to arrive in time 812 00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:16,080 to avoid suffocation, 813 00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:20,800 i.e. before the module is completely filled with water. 814 00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:24,240 Here we are. 815 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:28,480 Chances of survival? 816 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:31,320 Nine percent. 817 00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:36,800 - Oh, yes, of course! - Yes, well... 818 00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:40,120 Any mission in space involves risks. 819 00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:42,320 Any return to earth also apparently. 820 00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:47,000 We take the risk. 821 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:51,680 We take less risk. 822 00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:54,280 Especially for the mission and for the crew. 823 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:56,880 Thank you. 824 00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:58,560 You're putting it back on. 825 00:42:58,720 --> 00:43:00,200 Finally you send it back to me. 826 00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:01,360 Today. 827 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:03,640 After the international international. 828 00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:05,440 Good news, Ali. 829 00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,600 You go home. 830 00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:10,360 Well, at last! At last! I'm so happy! 831 00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:12,520 You, timing isn't your thing, really. 832 00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:13,920 It's my job, I tell you. 833 00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:16,520 Orders, it's chop-chop, it goes very fast. 834 00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,320 You won't last two days at Delivroom. 835 00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:22,440 And then, excuse me but no disrespect, 836 00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,560 the pyjama atmosphere, socks all day long... 837 00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,040 it's a far cry from Star Wars! 838 00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:30,280 Is it finished? 839 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:32,960 There's lots to do 840 00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:34,880 before you leave us. I mean, before you go. 841 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:37,840 Zuka, you can go connect for the press briefing, 842 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,520 and Tom, we finish putting the waste into the return module. 843 00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:42,120 Hurry up, my friend. 844 00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:43,960 Timing is timing... 845 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,360 Incoming signal detected. 846 00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:48,840 - Mom? - Hello? 847 00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:50,400 My Nola, are you all right? 848 00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:53,560 [Nola] Yes, Daddy, are you coming to my school "show"? 849 00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:55,360 Of course I'll be there. 850 00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:58,000 - Where the hell are you, Dad? - Ouch. 851 00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:01,160 [Ali] Do you remember back then when we went to the boondocks 852 00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:03,280 - with your cousin Drissa? - Yes, he is. 853 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:05,240 It's a little bit further. 854 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:07,520 [Nola] Wow, that's far! 855 00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:09,480 - Yeah, it's a little far. - Let me talk to him. 856 00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:11,560 Yeah, he's in space. 857 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:13,440 Right, Ali? 858 00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:16,760 [Ali's mother] Do you know the Berber proverb? 859 00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:19,560 Lies produce flowers but never fruit. 860 00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:21,240 Yes, yes, Mom. Good for you. 861 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:22,840 [Nola] A story! A story! 862 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,680 Yeah, why don't you tell stories to your daughter. 863 00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:26,880 That's better. 864 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:29,560 - Here. - Besides, you have my book. 865 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:31,760 The book? What book, Nola? 866 00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:35,640 [soft music] 867 00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:39,920 Ah yes! It's the adventures of the little kabyle with the méchoui. 868 00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:43,200 So, "People have stars 869 00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:44,680 which are not the same. 870 00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:48,880 For some who travel, the stars are guides. 871 00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:53,440 For others, they're nothing but little lights. 872 00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:57,920 For others, who are scholars, they are problems. 873 00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:00,160 For my businessman, 874 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:01,720 they were gold. 875 00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,760 But all these stars are silent. 876 00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:08,520 You'll have stars like no one else will." 877 00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:12,200 Nola, I'll talk to you tomorrow, okay? 878 00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:14,440 - I love you my darling. - Love, Dad. 879 00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:16,400 - Kisses, darling. - Ah, shall we see you tomorrow? 880 00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:18,960 And come on, it's not that far space after all, isn't it! 881 00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:20,400 Yeah, it's not that far, Mom. 882 00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:22,880 [Ali, we have to go. 883 00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:24,600 I'm on my way. 884 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:38,720 [Daniel] Four, three, two, one. 885 00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:42,360 Welcome to the first live press conference of the Pluto mission, 886 00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:43,840 from space! 887 00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:47,240 [victorious music] 888 00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:54,760 Any questions? So... 889 00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:57,080 Yes, sir, yes. 890 00:45:58,080 --> 00:45:59,640 Steven Hudson, New York Times, 891 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:01,960 I have a question for Johanna. 892 00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:04,360 - Hi, Steven. - Hi, Johanna. 893 00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:07,200 How's our fourth friend? 894 00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:12,920 The Pluton reactor... 895 00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:14,760 Ah! 896 00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:17,760 Very well, Steven. Very well. 897 00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:21,760 That's a long time! 898 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,600 [all laugh] 899 00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:26,160 Good question! 900 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,320 That's right, we exercise every day 901 00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:32,040 to maintain muscle tone and for our bones too! 902 00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:33,800 Can we go now? 903 00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:37,160 [Daniel] Another question? Yes, ma'am, yes. 904 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,000 Hey! 905 00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:43,560 Have you had any unforeseen events since your arrival? 906 00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:45,680 No. 907 00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:50,400 [Ali] Who's the one who can fly without pulling the plug on the whole station? 908 00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:52,120 Wow! 909 00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:55,720 And now, the space moonwalk! 910 00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:00,520 Hey! Hey! Hey! 911 00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:02,520 [speaks english] 912 00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:12,440 [journalist 1 speaks English] 913 00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:16,440 [journalist 2 speaks english] 914 00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:20,080 [journalist 3 speaks Japanese] 915 00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:23,560 He's the talk of the town, but who is Ali Chalabi? 916 00:47:23,720 --> 00:47:25,200 Why is he in space? 917 00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:27,000 What is its role on the ISS? 918 00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:29,400 Here, live the first elements of an answer 919 00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:32,320 with the heads of the European Space Agency. 920 00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:37,280 Ali Chalabi 921 00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:40,600 is the man who paved the way of space for all. 922 00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:42,520 We wanted to 923 00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,000 assessing the resistance of a non-astronaut 924 00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:46,800 in preparation for future in space. 925 00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:48,120 Oh, it's Dad! 926 00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:49,280 Hey! 927 00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:51,160 So as not to falsify the tests, 928 00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:53,520 we decided to hide his presence. 929 00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:55,280 Work capacity, 930 00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:58,600 his sense of responsibility guided our choice. 931 00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:00,040 Who's he talking about? 932 00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,760 Ali Chalabi, has distinguished himself in various field projects... 933 00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:04,520 - What's new? - ...Before joining ESA 934 00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:07,120 for this extraordinary mission. 935 00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:09,480 Ah, he's really on something big here. 936 00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:11,200 He showed absolute control, 937 00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:13,040 an iron will... 938 00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:14,480 Who's he talking about? 939 00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:16,120 ... Unwavering team spirit... 940 00:48:17,240 --> 00:48:18,320 Team spirit. 941 00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:21,360 ... Indispensable for Pluto mission. 942 00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:24,440 Ali Chalabi, Pluto mission approved. 943 00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:27,240 [laughs] 944 00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:28,640 I think he's talking about me. 945 00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:29,800 We're colleagues now. 946 00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,840 [happy music] 947 00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:43,440 The pension and the big Tony are taken care of. 948 00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:48,560 [rhythmic music] 949 00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:51,560 [journalist 4] We now know a little more about Ali 950 00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:53,320 and its mission in space. 951 00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:56,800 But who is the man behind the astronaut? 952 00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:58,600 Ali, he learned the trade with us. 953 00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:00,960 Yes, the pressure, the timing, the deliveries. 954 00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:02,040 Tchac, tchac, tchac. 955 00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,080 With helmets, overalls, gloves, all that... 956 00:49:04,240 --> 00:49:05,640 I'm telling you, you have to be agile. 957 00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:08,320 - We're astronauts too, actually. - Oh, yes, we are! 958 00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:12,120 [Constance] I'm live from Ali Chalabi's neighborhood. 959 00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:16,560 Welcome to KebabAli, and discover the Ali formula. 960 00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:18,800 The real astronaut meal! 961 00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:23,520 Kebab, French fries and samurai sauce for only 9.95 euros! 962 00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:25,000 Thank you very much, sir! 963 00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:27,520 Incredibly, they renamed their kebab KebabAli. 964 00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:29,920 Wow! 965 00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:33,320 Ali! It's a small step for the man but a big step for the brother. 966 00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:35,880 - Go, Ali! - Whoo! 967 00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:37,040 Astronaut. 968 00:49:37,720 --> 00:49:39,680 It's a good situation, isn't it? 969 00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:44,040 A stand selling T-shirts, featuring Ali Chalabi. 970 00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:47,240 T-shirts, autographed for only 19 euros. 971 00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:48,800 Are you interested? 972 00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:50,480 Thank you very much. 973 00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:53,360 I know Ali! He's my my cousin, we have the same aunt. 974 00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:54,840 Charming. I like it a lot. 975 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,160 Here we are, in this neighborhood, so lively, 976 00:49:57,320 --> 00:50:01,160 so proud and now we're going into space 977 00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,120 that Ali visits every day... 978 00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:04,400 Hey! That's us! 979 00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:07,480 ... Bar tabac called La Comète. 980 00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:09,120 We know Ali! 981 00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:11,400 Apple banana shisha! 982 00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:13,760 Is that true, Ali? She's flat, isn't she? 983 00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:14,920 Just like your sister! 984 00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:17,880 - Ali! Ali! Ali! - You've got it, 985 00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:20,840 which is predominant in Bagnolet, 986 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,760 it's Ali mania. 987 00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:24,200 [laughs] 988 00:50:25,720 --> 00:50:26,880 [rhythmic music] 989 00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:32,880 [Nola] My daddy, he lives in space and goes to the moon. 990 00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:36,720 And if he has time, he's going to have lunch with the aliens. 991 00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:37,840 Whoa. 992 00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:41,920 [Don't worry, you want to know the sponsors? 993 00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:43,480 Get ready, KebabAli, 994 00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:44,520 my favorite, 995 00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:46,360 the second, Phone pas cher, 996 00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:47,720 not expensive at all, 997 00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:49,920 the third is not sure, but this one if we get it, 998 00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,120 it's milk brand! The Milky Way! 999 00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:54,720 So, are you happy or not? I've even got your T-shirt. 1000 00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:57,920 [Ali] Frérot, that sucks. 1001 00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:00,160 I'm in space, I'm next to the moon! 1002 00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,400 Call back when you have real sponsors, 1003 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:04,440 it's... This is outrageous. 1004 00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:05,800 La Voie lactée, t'as pas.... 1005 00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:09,320 [system] Planning, kitchen module. 1006 00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:15,200 [So, Ali, your schedule, now that we're colleagues. 1007 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,080 Zuka... 1008 00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:18,800 I'm so sorry, I'll stop you right there. 1009 00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:21,080 But are we all astronauts here? 1010 00:51:21,240 --> 00:51:22,520 - Yes... - If I'm not mistaken. 1011 00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:24,680 Why are you in charge? 1012 00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:27,360 So it's not a question of of ordering or not, 1013 00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:28,920 it's just my role in the station. 1014 00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:30,760 Is that just your role in the station? 1015 00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:32,800 - Yes. - Positive discrimination. 1016 00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:34,720 - Pardon? - I beg your pardon? 1017 00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:37,080 - I didn't understand... - Ah, neither did I. 1018 00:51:38,240 --> 00:51:39,400 Not to me, anyway, Johanna. 1019 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,440 - I'm having trouble... - Okay, I'll pass. 1020 00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,520 - Shall I call Ground Control? - Call whoever you like. 1021 00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:50,280 Calm and cool, we know, we're confined. 1022 00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:53,320 [Ali] So there you have it, we're not going to beat around the bush. 1023 00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:57,920 I just wanted to say, we work sixteen days a day, 1024 00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:00,320 Frankly, it's getting to be a lot. 1025 00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:03,320 Someone will also have to explain to us how things work inside this rocket 1026 00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:05,000 because we have to do everything ourselves. 1027 00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:06,120 Even housework. 1028 00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:08,560 Are we talking about meals? 1029 00:52:08,720 --> 00:52:11,680 Bread powder, liquid Twix, that's enough now. 1030 00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:14,480 So, for all these reasons, I've decided to go on strike. 1031 00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:17,680 What? 1032 00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:20,160 He gives us the first space of space. 1033 00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:22,480 I'm asking for an improvement of my conditions. 1034 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,400 Now that I'm an astronaut. 1035 00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:26,520 He's worse than Apollo 13, this guy. 1036 00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:29,400 Good Ali, we understand, 1037 00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:32,560 It's a lot to take in. 1038 00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:34,320 We'll see what we can do. 1039 00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:36,160 If not, I'll hold a press conference. 1040 00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:40,440 We'll line you up. We're going to line it up? 1041 00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:43,840 Same conditions as the crew, same salary, same bonus, 1042 00:52:44,240 --> 00:52:45,440 same benefits. And there you have it. 1043 00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:47,080 I beg your pardon? 1044 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:49,160 [Ali] And luncheon vouchers too 1045 00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:51,080 and not the eight-euro ones. Twelve. 1046 00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:53,880 Luncheon vouchers... 1047 00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:57,320 OK Ground Control, Deal, Ground Control. 1048 00:52:58,560 --> 00:52:59,560 Deal. 1049 00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:07,600 There are still four months to go. 1050 00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:11,000 I can't do it, we were prepared for anything but him. 1051 00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:13,080 You have to stay focused on the mission, 1052 00:53:13,240 --> 00:53:14,680 it's the only thing that counts. 1053 00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:20,920 No... 1054 00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:22,480 he doesn't pick up. 1055 00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:25,720 Can I give him a kiss with the stars? 1056 00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:33,200 [soft music] 1057 00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:44,040 [...] 1058 00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:55,880 [...] 1059 00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:07,280 [...] 1060 00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:17,880 Isn't it a bit hot in here? Couldn't we air it out, Johanna? 1061 00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:19,720 So it's going to be complicated. 1062 00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:22,240 It's -270 degrees outside. 1063 00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:25,800 If we ventilate, which is impossible unless you crack the station wall, 1064 00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:28,520 your lungs will freeze, your mouth, your larynx, 1065 00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:30,600 your trachea will freeze. 1066 00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:32,440 After five seconds, I'd say, 1067 00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:33,960 you'll run out of oxygen. 1068 00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:36,680 This will result in loss of consciousness, 1069 00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:38,480 cardiac arrest follow-up 1070 00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:41,080 just before you explode into ice dust. 1071 00:54:41,240 --> 00:54:44,120 So, do you still want to ventilate? 1072 00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:46,360 No... 1073 00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:47,560 Here we are. 1074 00:54:53,240 --> 00:54:54,800 [system] Level five alert. 1075 00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:57,400 Reactor overheating. 1076 00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:01,080 [alarm] 1077 00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:04,240 Reactor overheating, level five alert. 1078 00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:05,960 Orbital stabilization code. 1079 00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:08,280 [pressing music] 1080 00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:10,520 08473H. 1081 00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:12,400 Motor overheating. 1082 00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:17,520 - Median? - 2,4591. 1083 00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:19,480 Ali, I'm stuck, come and help me. 1084 00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:23,400 [pressing music] 1085 00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:25,000 Stabilisatio impossible. 1086 00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:26,040 Ali! 1087 00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:28,160 - Ah! - I'm coming, Johanna! 1088 00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:29,760 Ali, come help me! Oh! 1089 00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:32,760 Ah! 1090 00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:35,840 Ali! 1091 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,960 Ali, don't move, come and help me! 1092 00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:43,560 [alarm] 1093 00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:54,280 End of simulation 1094 00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:55,880 reactor overheating. 1095 00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:04,280 [door] 1096 00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:07,640 All right, no fatalities. 1097 00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:10,480 If it wasn't a drill, we'd all be dead. 1098 00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:19,400 We've just received some very heavy news from the Pluto mission. 1099 00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:23,120 - What's this? - It's from an ESA leak. 1100 00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:30,000 From hero to zero. 1101 00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:33,480 Aren't we going to broadcast it? 1102 00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:39,880 [journalist 2 speaks in English] 1103 00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:41,680 [journalist 5 speaks in English] 1104 00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:44,960 [journalist 3 speaks in Japanese] 1105 00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:48,920 - What a baltringue! - He left the Chinese alone! 1106 00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:51,160 You guys, I've never given up on an order! 1107 00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:53,520 - Even when I didn't have the keypad. - That's not professional. 1108 00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:54,600 Oh no! 1109 00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:56,600 [all] Oh no! 1110 00:56:56,760 --> 00:57:00,560 [Constance] Yes, Laurent, I'm outside the ESA building, 1111 00:57:00,720 --> 00:57:02,680 to talk about the video, 1112 00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:05,080 of the famous video currently in circulation 1113 00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:06,400 on all social networks, 1114 00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:09,040 showing Ali Chalabi on the run 1115 00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:11,160 on board the rescue module. 1116 00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:12,960 In doing so, he condemned his team-mates. 1117 00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:14,280 No, Ali. Don't do it. 1118 00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:16,400 Fortunately, it was only an exercise. 1119 00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:18,320 Something he himself seemed unaware of. 1120 00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:20,240 Bye-bye sponsors. 1121 00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:30,200 [Your dad sucks. 1122 00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:31,360 He's a boloss. 1123 00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:33,800 For all we know, he's not even having lunch with the aliens. 1124 00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:36,400 [Yeah, that's clear. Ooh! 1125 00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:38,400 Ooh! 1126 00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:41,360 [Constance] To talk about the video... 1127 00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:44,160 At school everyone says Dad's a fake astronaut 1128 00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:45,920 and a liar. Is that true, Grandma? 1129 00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:48,760 No, it's not true, darling! 1130 00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:51,800 What do these hmar know. 1131 00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:54,240 They're just jealous! 1132 00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:57,320 Of course your dad's an astronaut. 1133 00:57:57,480 --> 00:57:58,840 And what he's doing up there, 1134 00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:00,480 it's very important. 1135 00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:01,520 Do you know why? 1136 00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:07,520 Because a very long time ago, more than a thousand years ago, 1137 00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:12,040 it was our people, the Berbers, who learned to read the stars. 1138 00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:13,520 They used them 1139 00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:17,040 to find and follow their route through the desert. 1140 00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:20,960 And today, your dad is on the road to the stars. 1141 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:25,840 He's a Berber walking on the path of our ancestors. 1142 00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:28,360 Is Dad a space Berber? 1143 00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:30,160 Of course, darling. 1144 00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:32,080 Can we call him and tell him? 1145 00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:33,840 Now that's an excellent idea! 1146 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:35,040 Come on. 1147 00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:37,440 [soft music] 1148 00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:43,120 [Constance] A new twist in the Ali Chalabi case, 1149 00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:45,320 according to our sources, 1150 00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:47,200 that he's an impostor 1151 00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:51,640 and that ESA never planned to send him to send it to the ISS. 1152 00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:56,440 So how did he get on board the International Space Station 1153 00:58:56,600 --> 00:59:00,160 with a nuclear reactor on board, a nuclear reactor, 1154 00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:01,560 is one of the questions 1155 00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:04,720 to which the ESA the ESA Director. 1156 00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:08,760 What the hell? Tom! Tom! 1157 00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:11,640 Do you know who I am? I'm going to call the reporters right now! 1158 00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:13,520 Come back, Tom! 1159 00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:16,760 Does it work? 1160 00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:19,240 [solemn music] 1161 00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:22,200 Following recent events, we have decided to... 1162 00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:26,480 We have decided to shorten the Pluto mission. 1163 00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:31,840 The nuclear reactor will be commissioned tonight, 1164 00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:35,640 then we will proceed the return of the three astronauts. 1165 00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:39,040 Concerning Ali Chalabi,... 1166 00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:41,040 The guy just didn't have it in him. 1167 00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:43,440 ... He will be handed over as soon as he returns. 1168 00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:46,400 [...] 1169 00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:48,160 As for me, 1170 00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:51,880 I take full responsibility for this fiasco. 1171 00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:55,520 I will tender my resignation 1172 00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:57,680 once the crew is back on land. 1173 01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:01,200 Thank you. 1174 01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:05,160 - Please excuse us. - One question please. 1175 01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:07,880 [telephone] 1176 01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:10,800 [soft music] 1177 01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:21,520 [...] 1178 01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:32,320 [...] 1179 01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:38,800 You know, Ali, I had a dream. 1180 01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:42,960 To come here, 1181 01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:46,120 in the footsteps of female space pioneers. 1182 01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:48,880 Peggy Whitson, 1183 01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:50,920 Claudie Haigneré, 1184 01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:52,920 Valentina Terechkova, 1185 01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:58,280 all those who, one day, gave hope to a little girl 1186 01:00:58,440 --> 01:00:59,760 to reach for the stars. 1187 01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:04,680 [soft music] 1188 01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:10,040 The mission's off, Ali. 1189 01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:13,760 Today, you shattered the dream of many people. 1190 01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:18,080 So I just wanted you to know. 1191 01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:22,800 [...] 1192 01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:28,760 [Daniel] Ground Control at Ali. 1193 01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:30,880 I know you can hear me. 1194 01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:34,280 Your return to land is scheduled in 12 hours with the crew. 1195 01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:36,560 Until then, you're under quarantine. Over and out. 1196 01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:39,480 - Did you tell him about his mother? - No, too risky. 1197 01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:42,080 He'll be back tomorrow. 1198 01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:46,680 [Ali's mother] Hello? [Ali's mother] Hello? 1199 01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:49,920 That's it, it's recording. Go ahead. 1200 01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:53,960 [Nola] Daddy, there are bad people at school who make fun of you, 1201 01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:56,240 but I know you're strong, daddy. 1202 01:01:56,400 --> 01:02:00,040 Because you're writing our story in space. Love, Dad. 1203 01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:03,640 [Ali's mother] Ali, my darling. 1204 01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:04,720 That's all right, 1205 01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:08,360 you're the one of us who would have been closest to the stars. 1206 01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:09,960 That's something! 1207 01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:12,280 So don't listen to everything they say, 1208 01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:14,240 only you know what you're worth. 1209 01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:16,560 As the Berber proverb says: 1210 01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:18,240 "The stars are illuminated 1211 01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:20,600 so that everyone can one day find their own". 1212 01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:23,080 So find your star, my son. 1213 01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:27,600 [Nola] You're the Berber from space, Dad. 1214 01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:30,000 Kisses! 1215 01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:33,720 [soft music] 1216 01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:44,000 [...] 1217 01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:52,440 [...] 1218 01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:04,880 [Daniel] Ground Control to ISS, start the engine ignition procedure. 1219 01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:09,640 [...] 1220 01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:22,200 [...] 1221 01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:31,040 [...] 1222 01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:37,560 [operator 2] OK, mission Pluto, 1223 01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:40,520 to switch power supply from the station to the reactor. 1224 01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:44,040 Three, two, one. 1225 01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:52,600 [...] 1226 01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:04,880 [...] 1227 01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:13,000 Ground Control, ignition successful. 1228 01:04:13,160 --> 01:04:14,280 Yes! 1229 01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:19,480 [alarm] 1230 01:04:21,880 --> 01:04:23,560 [action music] 1231 01:04:24,720 --> 01:04:27,160 [Operator 1] A problem has been detected. Johanna, report. 1232 01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:28,920 Explosion in the reactor room! 1233 01:04:29,080 --> 01:04:30,440 [operator 1] Damage assessment. 1234 01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:32,360 I repeat, damage assessment. 1235 01:04:32,520 --> 01:04:33,440 I'll go in and get them. 1236 01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:34,880 [operator 1] Negative, Johanna. 1237 01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,520 Johanna, we're assessing the situation, just wait. 1238 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:41,400 [...] 1239 01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:45,600 Johanna, we detect a carbon dioxide leak. 1240 01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:48,640 Repeat, CO2 leak, do not enter, it's too dangerous. 1241 01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:53,200 [...] 1242 01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:01,360 [Operator 1] Johanna, Tom, Zuka, come in. 1243 01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:03,840 Johanna. Johanna, come in. 1244 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:05,280 Do you read me? 1245 01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:07,760 Ground Control to ISS, Johanna respond. 1246 01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:13,720 Johanna, Tom, Zuka. 1247 01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:15,680 Can anyone hear us? 1248 01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:18,240 Ground Control at ISS. 1249 01:05:19,720 --> 01:05:20,920 They're all out of order. 1250 01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:23,200 We're screwed. 1251 01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:27,400 [Ali] Oh! 1252 01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:29,000 What's going on there? 1253 01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:30,960 Anybody home? 1254 01:05:32,120 --> 01:05:33,200 Can you hear me or not? 1255 01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:34,360 Ali? 1256 01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:36,360 - Is that you? - Yes, it's me. 1257 01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:38,320 Is this another vicious exercise of space? 1258 01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:42,960 In the isolation module the air is still stable. 1259 01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:48,040 Damn, the rector is already 650 degrees, 1260 01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:51,080 at 700°, the metal will begin to deform, and at 1200 it melts. 1261 01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:54,520 OK. 1262 01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:56,640 First mission or not, 1263 01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:58,640 we leave no one behind, 1264 01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:00,360 we're going to save the Pluto mission. 1265 01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:02,880 [victorious music] 1266 01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:07,560 Well Ali, let's face it, we've got a lot of big problems. 1267 01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:09,320 In fact, the situation is serious. 1268 01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:12,440 The cooling system of the nuclear reactor. 1269 01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:15,120 If we can't turn it back on, 1270 01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:17,960 the station will explode. 1271 01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:19,240 That leaves... 1272 01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:21,880 We have less than 10 minutes left. 1273 01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:24,560 We're about to be attacked by the Silver Surfer, too, right? 1274 01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:26,200 [Daniel] And we have a second problem. 1275 01:06:26,360 --> 01:06:28,440 Johanna, Tom and Zuka are unconscious. 1276 01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:30,800 [system] Camera image: reactor. 1277 01:06:32,360 --> 01:06:33,480 What a load of crap! 1278 01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:35,160 We need you to be focused. 1279 01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:39,120 What the hell is going on here? Somebody help! 1280 01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:41,760 - All right, stay calm, okay? - You're getting on my nerves. 1281 01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:43,360 Intervene, do something! 1282 01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:44,680 [Daniel] Listen to me, 1283 01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:48,680 we'll get there but only if we act together. 1284 01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:51,960 [soft music] 1285 01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:54,320 You have to trust me. 1286 01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:00,720 What should I do? 1287 01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:03,000 There's a mask outside, go get it. 1288 01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:05,000 First locker on your left. 1289 01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:08,640 [Daniel] Ali, the other left. 1290 01:07:11,720 --> 01:07:13,480 [assistant] You put the mask over your face. 1291 01:07:14,080 --> 01:07:15,320 You're right, I'm claustrophobic. 1292 01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:17,120 [Assistant] Put the mask on your face. 1293 01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:18,320 [Put it on. 1294 01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:20,680 [System] Faulty ventilation circuit. 1295 01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:22,400 [Ali] It's okay, I've got it. 1296 01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:24,800 [assistant] OK, now go to the reactor room. 1297 01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:27,840 [suspense music] 1298 01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:31,240 [system] Critical oxygen level. 1299 01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:35,920 [...] 1300 01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:40,320 [Daniel] Now enter into the reactor room. 1301 01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:42,800 Ali? 1302 01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:45,400 enter the reactor room, we're running out of time. 1303 01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:48,040 [system] Critical oxygen level. 1304 01:07:50,080 --> 01:07:51,080 Can you hear me? 1305 01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:54,880 [Ali] I enter the reactor room. 1306 01:07:57,680 --> 01:07:58,920 [suspense music] 1307 01:08:01,720 --> 01:08:03,640 I see Tom, Zuka and Johanna. 1308 01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:05,880 They're all unconscious. 1309 01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:08,840 [assistant] Ali. OK, now you enter the room, 1310 01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:11,040 you're looking for where the gas comes from, Ali. 1311 01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:12,920 So we can cut it. 1312 01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:17,280 [system] Critical oxygen level. 1313 01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:22,920 [assistant] Ali, find out where the gas is coming from, quick! 1314 01:08:23,080 --> 01:08:24,040 [Ali] OK. 1315 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:28,920 [system] Critical oxygen level. 1316 01:08:31,360 --> 01:08:32,280 - Ali... - I've got it! 1317 01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:34,520 [assistant] Number. 1318 01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:36,040 [Ali] B357A. 1319 01:08:36,600 --> 01:08:38,040 [system] Station oxygenation. 1320 01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:39,680 [assistant] It's cut! 1321 01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:40,840 [Ali] OK, great. 1322 01:08:42,320 --> 01:08:44,080 [suspense music] 1323 01:08:44,240 --> 01:08:46,600 Their condition is critical, they must be evacuated urgently. 1324 01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:49,560 [operator 2] 900°, we need to speed up! 1325 01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:51,440 [Daniel] We're running out of time. 1326 01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:53,600 They must be returned to the emergency module. 1327 01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:55,640 Find a way to bring them back quickly. 1328 01:08:56,720 --> 01:08:57,880 What the fuck do you mean? 1329 01:08:58,920 --> 01:08:59,920 Crap. 1330 01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:10,040 [soft music] 1331 01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:16,120 Johanna. 1332 01:09:16,680 --> 01:09:19,520 You've given hope and pride to many people. 1333 01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:28,120 [victorious music] 1334 01:09:30,880 --> 01:09:32,520 [Daniel] There's only one emergency module. 1335 01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:34,840 After the ejection, you won't be able to leave. 1336 01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:39,800 If we can't to cool the reactor... 1337 01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:41,320 [system] Ejection activated. 1338 01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:49,360 [soft music] 1339 01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:01,720 What's next? 1340 01:10:02,360 --> 01:10:03,360 Now? 1341 01:10:05,640 --> 01:10:07,040 Now we're going to save the ISS. 1342 01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:09,440 Go to the reactor room. 1343 01:10:09,600 --> 01:10:11,240 We'll start the cooling sequence. 1344 01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:13,640 [action music] 1345 01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:16,160 [system] Reactor overheating. 1346 01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:20,440 [...] 1347 01:10:23,440 --> 01:10:24,560 We've just passed 1000°! 1348 01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:27,200 OK, I'm in. 1349 01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:30,200 [assistant] Turn off the switches, top line buttons. 1350 01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:31,960 See them? They should turn blue. 1351 01:10:34,440 --> 01:10:35,320 It's red. 1352 01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:37,080 - What is it? - It's red. 1353 01:10:37,240 --> 01:10:38,320 No, but he's color-blind. 1354 01:10:38,480 --> 01:10:40,880 Ah yes! Right, then, did they change color? 1355 01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:42,160 Yes. 1356 01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:45,120 OK, now engage the two fan cases. 1357 01:10:45,280 --> 01:10:47,200 - Bottom right, see them? - OK, I'm on. 1358 01:10:48,240 --> 01:10:49,680 [system] Merger imminent. 1359 01:10:49,840 --> 01:10:51,560 [suspense music] 1360 01:10:58,720 --> 01:10:59,640 [...] 1361 01:11:02,480 --> 01:11:03,880 Cooling on. 1362 01:11:06,760 --> 01:11:07,760 OK. 1363 01:11:08,760 --> 01:11:10,520 [Constance] Laurent, we have just learned 1364 01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:13,000 direct from ESA, 1365 01:11:13,160 --> 01:11:14,880 where we are now, 1366 01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:18,400 that Ali Chalabi saved the three astronauts 1367 01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:19,480 of the Pluto mission. 1368 01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:21,600 - See there? - Yeah. 1369 01:11:21,760 --> 01:11:23,960 - It's more at our level. - That's delivery. 1370 01:11:24,120 --> 01:11:28,800 He would now be alone on board to try to restore the situation. 1371 01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:32,640 [alarm] 1372 01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:39,400 It didn't work, the reactor will go into meltdown. 1373 01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:41,320 Hello. 1374 01:11:42,480 --> 01:11:43,640 I can't hear well. 1375 01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:48,200 [alarm] 1376 01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:50,800 Ali, I'm sorry. 1377 01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:54,400 What do you mean, sorry? I don't understand, Daniel. 1378 01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:56,520 I'm sorry, what are you sorry about? 1379 01:11:58,760 --> 01:11:59,920 There's nothing left to do. 1380 01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:03,760 Wait, I don't understand... what's going on? Daniel! 1381 01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:06,920 Daniel! 1382 01:12:08,040 --> 01:12:09,520 What do you mean, what's going on? 1383 01:12:10,240 --> 01:12:12,000 I don't want to die here! 1384 01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:13,680 Oh! 1385 01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:17,160 I'm sorry, if I could be place, 1386 01:12:18,280 --> 01:12:19,160 I would be. 1387 01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:22,160 What would you do? What's going on? Tell me! 1388 01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:23,360 What's going on? 1389 01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:25,440 Daniel! Oh! 1390 01:12:28,320 --> 01:12:30,320 [soft music in english] 1391 01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:33,600 I want to talk to my daughter! 1392 01:12:35,160 --> 01:12:36,680 Daniel, I want to talk to my daughter! 1393 01:12:36,840 --> 01:12:39,680 Yes, yes, we'll take care of it. 1394 01:12:44,920 --> 01:12:46,920 [...] 1395 01:12:52,640 --> 01:12:54,000 [system] Connection established. 1396 01:12:54,760 --> 01:12:56,000 [Nola] Daddy, is that you? 1397 01:12:57,400 --> 01:12:58,680 Yes, darling, it's me. 1398 01:12:58,840 --> 01:13:00,680 [Yeah! You coming home soon? 1399 01:13:03,480 --> 01:13:05,440 Soon. Soon. 1400 01:13:06,760 --> 01:13:08,640 You know, it's.., the stars are far away, my dear. 1401 01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:12,480 I can't stay long now. 1402 01:13:14,480 --> 01:13:15,800 But I still wanted to... 1403 01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:21,440 just so you know that you are the most important thing 1404 01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:22,720 I have in my entire life. 1405 01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:26,600 [...] 1406 01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:30,360 And if I haven't always been there for you, 1407 01:13:30,520 --> 01:13:32,160 know that you've always been with me. 1408 01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:33,400 OK? 1409 01:13:39,440 --> 01:13:40,600 I love you, my darling. 1410 01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:44,640 Are you crying? 1411 01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:46,120 [Ali] No. 1412 01:13:48,240 --> 01:13:51,160 - Are you sad about Grandma? - No, I'm not sad. 1413 01:13:51,320 --> 01:13:53,480 You know, she's not home anymore, but don't worry, 1414 01:13:53,640 --> 01:13:55,000 she'll be back soon. 1415 01:13:55,760 --> 01:13:57,800 [Ali] Yeah, we'll always be here for you, Nola. 1416 01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:00,280 Goodbye, darling. 1417 01:14:00,960 --> 01:14:02,920 Daddy, can you tell me a story? 1418 01:14:04,320 --> 01:14:06,400 It's going to be a little complicated, Nola, now. 1419 01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:08,720 [Nola] Come on, a little one, 1420 01:14:08,880 --> 01:14:10,840 kabyle and mechoui. 1421 01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:15,240 [soft music] 1422 01:14:24,480 --> 01:14:26,240 [...] 1423 01:14:29,880 --> 01:14:32,720 "You'll have stars like no one else has. 1424 01:14:34,120 --> 01:14:35,760 when you look up at the sky, 1425 01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:39,000 at night, since I'll be living in one, 1426 01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:41,880 since I'll be laughing in one, 1427 01:14:42,920 --> 01:14:45,480 then it will be for you as if all the stars were laughing. 1428 01:14:47,360 --> 01:14:49,240 And sometimes you'll open your window, 1429 01:14:50,440 --> 01:14:51,760 just for fun. 1430 01:14:52,840 --> 01:14:56,360 And your friends will be amazed to see you laughing as you look up at the sky. 1431 01:14:57,640 --> 01:14:58,960 Then you tell them: 1432 01:14:59,600 --> 01:15:01,480 'Yes, the stars always make me laugh'. 1433 01:15:03,080 --> 01:15:04,200 They'll think they're crazy. 1434 01:15:05,480 --> 01:15:07,080 I would have played a very nasty trick on you." 1435 01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:11,200 [soft music] 1436 01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:15,920 Daddy, where's your star? 1437 01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:22,560 Here she is. 1438 01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:33,200 But, darling, you're right! 1439 01:15:33,840 --> 01:15:36,680 Ground Control! Daniel, do you copy? 1440 01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:40,400 So, because of the heat, what did I want to do? 1441 01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:42,400 I wanted to air it out, like any normal room. 1442 01:15:42,560 --> 01:15:43,880 Except that Johanna told me: 1443 01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:46,760 "No, especially not, it's minus 270 outside!" 1444 01:15:47,720 --> 01:15:49,120 So if I opened the porthole, 1445 01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:51,120 I was going to freeze and explode into little pieces. 1446 01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:53,720 - Yes... - Do you understand what I mean? 1447 01:15:54,480 --> 01:15:55,760 No... 1448 01:15:57,080 --> 01:15:58,360 Basically, what I mean is, 1449 01:15:58,520 --> 01:16:02,200 is that if I can air out the room by creating a small gap, 1450 01:16:02,840 --> 01:16:04,680 I could cool the reactor. 1451 01:16:09,880 --> 01:16:11,200 I don't want to spoil the mood 1452 01:16:11,360 --> 01:16:13,200 but it's time to go, it's getting hot. 1453 01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:16,800 Listen, we'll take a look at the procedure and call you back. 1454 01:16:16,960 --> 01:16:18,800 [Constance] A last chance of the last chance 1455 01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:20,640 will be led by Ali Chalabi 1456 01:16:20,800 --> 01:16:24,320 to prevent the station from colliding with Earth with... 1457 01:16:24,480 --> 01:16:26,520 That's my daddy! 1458 01:16:26,680 --> 01:16:27,960 Yes, it's your daddy. 1459 01:16:28,120 --> 01:16:29,840 ... Would cause a catastrophe. 1460 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:32,280 Such a situation has never been experienced before. 1461 01:16:32,440 --> 01:16:34,160 in the history of aerospace. 1462 01:16:36,560 --> 01:16:38,520 [Daniel] Well, Ali, we've got some bad news. 1463 01:16:38,680 --> 01:16:40,080 Worse than the one where I'm going to die? 1464 01:16:40,440 --> 01:16:41,920 There's a trick, but it's suicide. 1465 01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:43,080 Very funny. 1466 01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:44,600 Okay, let me explain the plan. 1467 01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:49,080 You're going out... 1468 01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:51,240 Going out? Where? 1469 01:16:52,760 --> 01:16:53,760 Well, in space. 1470 01:16:57,080 --> 01:16:57,960 Ali, are you okay? 1471 01:16:58,480 --> 01:17:02,440 All right, then. You're going out into space. 1472 01:17:02,600 --> 01:17:03,960 And you go along 1473 01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:05,240 the station 1474 01:17:05,400 --> 01:17:07,360 to the reactor room. 1475 01:17:07,520 --> 01:17:08,680 Always securely fastened 1476 01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:10,920 because if you don't you'll be blown off into space. 1477 01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:13,040 Once at the porthole, 1478 01:17:13,200 --> 01:17:15,440 you will place the explosive charge on the wall. 1479 01:17:15,960 --> 01:17:18,120 But gently, because she's very, very sensitive 1480 01:17:18,280 --> 01:17:19,680 vibrations and shocks. 1481 01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:22,840 The explosion will open a breach, 1482 01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:27,080 which will freeze the reactor to below 172 degrees. 1483 01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:29,240 You'll have to hang on tight 1484 01:17:29,400 --> 01:17:32,320 because the station will be projected at over 300 km/h. 1485 01:17:33,880 --> 01:17:38,920 And then we'll guide it back into orbit. 1486 01:17:39,080 --> 01:17:40,320 Here we are. 1487 01:17:40,480 --> 01:17:43,720 I forgot, once you're out you'll be out of radio range 1488 01:17:43,880 --> 01:17:46,120 and no one will be able to guide you. 1489 01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:50,000 Here we are. 1490 01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:51,800 Do you have any questions? 1491 01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:55,640 You won't forget to tell my ex that. 1492 01:17:56,880 --> 01:17:58,760 [victorious music] 1493 01:17:58,920 --> 01:18:00,760 [Constance] A last chance of the last chance 1494 01:18:00,920 --> 01:18:03,960 will be led by Ali Chalabi to prevent the station 1495 01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:05,120 to hit the Earth 1496 01:18:05,280 --> 01:18:07,160 with the nuclear reactor on board... 1497 01:18:07,320 --> 01:18:09,440 Come on, Ali, you can do it. Come on, Ali, you can do it. 1498 01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:12,920 [journalist 5] It's incredible that this Chalabi found himself... 1499 01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:15,680 like this on the ISS, what do you think, sir? 1500 01:18:15,840 --> 01:18:18,920 [man 2] It's true it's a situation... 1501 01:18:22,200 --> 01:18:24,200 [...] 1502 01:18:30,960 --> 01:18:33,160 [action music] 1503 01:18:42,800 --> 01:18:44,800 [...] 1504 01:18:59,840 --> 01:19:02,400 [Good luck, astronaut. 1505 01:19:07,720 --> 01:19:09,720 [suspense music] 1506 01:19:16,640 --> 01:19:18,640 [victorious music] 1507 01:19:32,880 --> 01:19:33,880 Ah! 1508 01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:35,520 [breath] 1509 01:19:36,760 --> 01:19:39,040 [breathing heavily] 1510 01:19:40,520 --> 01:19:42,000 What the hell am I doing here? 1511 01:19:42,160 --> 01:19:43,400 What the hell am I doing here? 1512 01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:47,200 All alone in space like an idiot. 1513 01:19:48,160 --> 01:19:50,160 [suspense music] 1514 01:19:50,880 --> 01:19:52,240 We've got to go, we've got to go. 1515 01:19:53,080 --> 01:19:54,080 [moans] 1516 01:19:55,480 --> 01:19:57,080 Damn, I was good at Delivroom. 1517 01:19:59,120 --> 01:20:01,440 I was delivering fajitas, not explosives. 1518 01:20:02,640 --> 01:20:05,120 [breath] 1519 01:20:12,160 --> 01:20:14,280 I'm hot. Ah! 1520 01:20:15,880 --> 01:20:17,240 [screams] 1521 01:20:18,160 --> 01:20:19,720 [screams] 1522 01:20:20,800 --> 01:20:22,320 [screams] 1523 01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:26,040 I'm alive. 1524 01:20:28,160 --> 01:20:31,000 Come on, come on. 1525 01:20:31,720 --> 01:20:33,240 One, two. 1526 01:20:34,120 --> 01:20:36,320 Ah! 1527 01:20:36,480 --> 01:20:38,600 Yes. Yes. 1528 01:20:38,760 --> 01:20:41,360 I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. 1529 01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:43,720 [breath] 1530 01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:51,800 [suspense music] 1531 01:20:59,920 --> 01:21:01,920 [...] 1532 01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:20,520 Oh shit. I can't do this 1533 01:21:23,560 --> 01:21:24,560 It's too far. 1534 01:21:24,720 --> 01:21:25,920 It's too far. 1535 01:21:28,080 --> 01:21:30,440 Come on, it's okay, you're the space Berber. 1536 01:21:31,280 --> 01:21:34,280 I'm the Berber of space. 1537 01:21:34,960 --> 01:21:36,240 Come on, Ali. 1538 01:21:36,400 --> 01:21:37,640 Go Ali. 1539 01:21:38,080 --> 01:21:39,080 [screams] 1540 01:21:51,160 --> 01:21:53,160 [breathing heavily] 1541 01:22:06,160 --> 01:22:08,040 [stressful music] 1542 01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:18,200 [suspense music] 1543 01:22:20,280 --> 01:22:21,280 Come on, Ali. 1544 01:22:22,960 --> 01:22:24,320 Go Ali. 1545 01:22:26,080 --> 01:22:27,520 Don't think about it. 1546 01:22:29,080 --> 01:22:30,760 [sings] Oh, how pretty they are 1547 01:22:31,400 --> 01:22:32,680 the girls 1548 01:22:33,720 --> 01:22:35,240 of my country. 1549 01:22:40,880 --> 01:22:42,560 Ah how pretty they are 1550 01:22:43,080 --> 01:22:44,080 the girls 1551 01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:46,280 of my country. 1552 01:22:47,600 --> 01:22:49,360 Ah how pretty they are 1553 01:22:52,040 --> 01:22:53,280 Oh, how beautiful they are. 1554 01:22:56,800 --> 01:22:58,800 [soft music] 1555 01:23:01,880 --> 01:23:03,880 [breathing heavily] 1556 01:23:07,400 --> 01:23:09,400 [suspense music] 1557 01:23:18,360 --> 01:23:20,040 [explosion] 1558 01:23:31,960 --> 01:23:33,280 What's going on? 1559 01:23:35,400 --> 01:23:36,800 I don't know, darling. 1560 01:23:48,920 --> 01:23:50,920 [soft music] 1561 01:24:06,320 --> 01:24:07,800 Ali, do you copy? 1562 01:24:12,040 --> 01:24:13,360 Ground Control in Ali. 1563 01:24:16,400 --> 01:24:18,080 Ground Control at Ali! 1564 01:24:22,800 --> 01:24:24,320 Ground Control at Ali! 1565 01:24:28,680 --> 01:24:30,680 [sad music] 1566 01:24:40,120 --> 01:24:42,160 [Ali] That was a big one. 1567 01:24:43,200 --> 01:24:45,520 [all] Yeah! 1568 01:24:46,840 --> 01:24:48,840 - Yes! - Yes! 1569 01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:50,480 [all] Yeah! 1570 01:24:53,720 --> 01:24:54,880 Yeah! 1571 01:25:00,600 --> 01:25:02,600 [victorious music] 1572 01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:06,160 He's too strong! 1573 01:25:07,200 --> 01:25:08,120 He's too strong. 1574 01:25:08,280 --> 01:25:13,000 Incredibly, Ali saved the ISS and avoided collision with Earth. 1575 01:25:13,160 --> 01:25:14,200 It's madness! 1576 01:25:16,160 --> 01:25:18,000 [Ali! Ali! Ali! 1577 01:25:20,680 --> 01:25:21,680 It's your daddy. 1578 01:25:22,640 --> 01:25:23,560 He's a hero. 1579 01:25:23,720 --> 01:25:25,160 He's a space Berber. 1580 01:25:27,800 --> 01:25:29,800 [soft music] 1581 01:25:35,280 --> 01:25:37,280 [rhythmic music] 1582 01:25:47,640 --> 01:25:48,920 [...] 1583 01:26:01,240 --> 01:26:03,320 OK, Ground Control, I've finished configuring CHF, 1584 01:26:03,480 --> 01:26:04,600 I'm going to switch to SSCL. 1585 01:26:05,640 --> 01:26:07,400 Perfect, Ali, we're on schedule. 1586 01:26:08,320 --> 01:26:10,560 Don't worry, Sergeant Ripley, we'll keep to this schedule. 1587 01:26:11,240 --> 01:26:12,720 Commander Ripley to be exact. 1588 01:26:12,880 --> 01:26:14,520 Speaking of planning, I'm preparing yours. 1589 01:26:14,680 --> 01:26:15,640 for your return to earth. 1590 01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:19,000 Wouldn't that be the return of Big Boss himself? 1591 01:26:19,160 --> 01:26:20,080 [Daniel laughs] 1592 01:26:20,240 --> 01:26:22,120 I see that news news travels fast in space. 1593 01:26:22,280 --> 01:26:24,400 I was the only one crazy enough to look after you. 1594 01:26:25,920 --> 01:26:26,960 That's for sure. 1595 01:26:27,520 --> 01:26:29,800 Well, first you're expected for your return to the Élysée Palace, 1596 01:26:29,960 --> 01:26:31,480 then to ESA, of course... 1597 01:26:31,640 --> 01:26:33,080 Look, they'll wait, 1598 01:26:33,240 --> 01:26:35,480 because it's time my daily appointment. 1599 01:26:37,480 --> 01:26:38,480 Ali... 1600 01:26:40,040 --> 01:26:40,960 What's up? 1601 01:26:41,120 --> 01:26:42,520 [Nola] 6/10. 1602 01:26:43,480 --> 01:26:45,280 But no 9/10. 1603 01:26:45,440 --> 01:26:47,120 Ah, I'm proud of you, Nola, that's great! 1604 01:26:47,280 --> 01:26:48,880 [Nola] Grandma is proud of me too. 1605 01:26:49,040 --> 01:26:51,600 She'll be home from the hospital tomorrow, I'm so happy. 1606 01:26:52,280 --> 01:26:53,760 I know, I'm so happy too. 1607 01:26:55,480 --> 01:26:56,880 Nola, time for bed. 1608 01:26:57,040 --> 01:26:59,080 So, teeth, pee, bed. 1609 01:27:00,120 --> 01:27:01,360 [Nola] Love, Dad. 1610 01:27:03,320 --> 01:27:05,320 [soft music] 1611 01:27:07,320 --> 01:27:08,640 Did you loosen your hair? 1612 01:27:09,520 --> 01:27:10,520 Really? 1613 01:27:11,120 --> 01:27:13,160 Yeah. How do you like it? 1614 01:27:14,320 --> 01:27:15,440 I love it. 1615 01:27:17,680 --> 01:27:19,200 I can't wait for you to come home, Han Solo. 1616 01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:23,000 I can't wait to get home either, it's hard to be here like this, 1617 01:27:23,160 --> 01:27:24,200 solo. 1618 01:27:24,920 --> 01:27:26,080 I'll wait for you then. 1619 01:27:26,720 --> 01:27:29,520 This time, don't be late. Do you? 1620 01:27:33,840 --> 01:27:35,640 [Ali] It's okay, Sergeant Nola, can we go? 1621 01:27:35,800 --> 01:27:36,720 Yes. 1622 01:27:37,880 --> 01:27:41,520 "The moon advanced on a firmament of limpid purity 1623 01:27:41,680 --> 01:27:45,080 extinguishing in its wake the twinkling lights of the stars. 1624 01:27:46,400 --> 01:27:48,840 She was then travelling the constellation Gemini 1625 01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:52,640 and was almost halfway between horizon and zenith. 1626 01:27:53,640 --> 01:27:55,640 It was therefore easy for everyone to understand 1627 01:27:55,800 --> 01:27:57,480 that we were aiming for in front of the goal, 1628 01:27:58,040 --> 01:28:01,000 as the hunter aims ahead of the hare he wants to hit. 1629 01:28:02,040 --> 01:28:04,960 A frightening silence hung over over the whole scene. 1630 01:28:05,640 --> 01:28:07,640 Not a breath of..." 1631 01:28:09,040 --> 01:28:11,040 [soft music] 1632 01:28:23,640 --> 01:28:25,640 [soft music] 104848