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Naughty America.
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Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.
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Good
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morning, Luke.
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Hey, how are you?
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I'm good. What happened to Mike?
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Uh, he got a call from work. Had to take
off real quick. Oh, he couldn't even
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finish his breakfast.
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Yeah, I think he was in a hurry. It
sucks because the pancakes are really
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He's really missing out.
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Yeah, they look good.
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Oh, uh, what are you doing on Casper
today?
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Uh, you know, probably gonna kick back,
relax by the pool, drink a couple
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beers or something. I don't know.
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I mean, it is Monday.
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Yeah.
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Gotta take it easy. Yeah, I gotta push
through that Monday and persevere, so no
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better way to do that than to relax, you
know? Mike pool.
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Yeah, it is. Very nice.
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Yeah, had a good weekend, huh?
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Yeah, me and Mikey went out all three
weekends, or all three nights, so it was
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pretty crazy. Yeah.
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I'm exhausted.
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Must be why there's a huge mess back
there.
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Laundry, bathroom.
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Yeah, I've been meaning to get to the
laundry.
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I kind of procrastinate a little bit on
that.
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Yeah.
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We should probably talk, Lucas.
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About what?
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Well, I mean, I know you moved in and
you needed to save money, and that's
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great, and I know that you have been
able to, so I'm glad, but I know Mike's
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going to say anything to you. Yeah. So
it's going to cut right to the chase. I
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mean, I'd really like to know, like, if
you have a plan, you know?
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Yeah, I mean, I got something going.
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Oh. Yeah?
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What's happening?
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I mean, I'm filling out applications and
it's just really difficult to get a
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call back.
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I'm trying.
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Well, I guess at least you're trying.
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That's the main point. But in the
meantime, because, you know, I realize
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take a while. It's hard. Job market is
hard out there. But you could at least,
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you know, maybe just help pick up around
the house. Like laundry.
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Your laundry, specifically.
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You could do your own. I know the
washer's really easy. It's old school.
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I just don't want to break your things.
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It's so easy. Really, I'll show you.
We'll have a lesson day.
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And meanwhile, you're by the pool,
having a beer. Grab the fucking net and
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the pool, you know? Isn't there a pool
guy you pay for that, though? No, I
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don't. Oh, shoot.
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I always thought you... No, feel free.
You know, there's dishes always, you
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know, with the three of us here eating
all the time. You know, just grab
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something and do it. All right. Yeah. I
think I can pitch in a little bit more.
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Good. I think that's fair. And as long
as you're looking, you know, I mean, I
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think we can work it out, right?
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Mm -hmm. All right.
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I owe dishes.
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Cool. I'm going to finish this
breakfast.
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I'm glad it was good.
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Yeah.
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Perfect timing.
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I'll do it, though. I was kind of given
what you told me I thought, and you're
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right. I haven't been pulling my leg
around here, and I'd like to start
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in. Thank you, Luke. You're welcome.
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It'll be easy. It'll be fun, right?
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Do your own laundry.
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I kind of figured I would start helping
you out more specifically.
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Right on.
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I noticed that you've been a little
stressed lately.
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Stressed? Yeah, I mean, single,
divorced, big house, all to yourself.
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I'd help you relieve some of that
tension.
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Well, should I be a masseuse?
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You can be whatever you want.
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Ah, that's what I was afraid of.
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Whoa, Lucas, I've known you.
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For a really long time. I don't know if
this is right.
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But I've seen the way you look at me
once, though.
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10 to 18.
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Oh. Hmm.
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I see. You can't hide those eyes.
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Well, they're there.
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That's fair.
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That's definitely there.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Is this where it happened?
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Let's just say, in case this went any
further than this bar right here, Mike
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doesn't know about this.
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Of course not.
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If my friends thought long, why would I
tell him?
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Not a peep.
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Wow.
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In the dishes.
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Thank you.
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That's a very nice mouth you have there.
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It does a lot of things.
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Holy shit, yes it does.
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I don't know how Mikey's dad ever left
you. Holy shit. Me neither.
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Oh my god.
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Those millennials.
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Oh, ew.
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I really know what you're doing down
there.
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Oh my God.
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I didn't know what you were doing.
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Walking around this house with this
fucking clock all this time.
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I could tell you were looking at my dick
print.
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Fuck.
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As good as you are at that, this is
supposed to be about you relaxing.
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Oh, it's true.
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That is my favorite part.
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I was going to say, I don't see you
having any girls over here.
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You
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really
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do use that exercise a lot.
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Yeah.
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on your house.
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Fuck, Lucas.
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That's kind of nice.
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Fuck.
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We can help each other out.
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Yeah, that's really helping.
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Jesus. Fuck.
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Holy shit.
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Fuck you.
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Oh, God.
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Yep.
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Yes. That's it. Just fucking take that.
That's it. That's it.
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That's it. That's it. That's it.
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That's right.
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Oh.
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That can make the biggest mess you want
on me.
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Wow.
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This is really good. Oh, fuck yeah.
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Just like that. Bounce on that fucking
cot.
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If it is, you're fucking right.
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It is.
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Yeah?
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that tension out. All over my car.
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Oh, fuck yeah!
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Oh my god!
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Keep going.
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Yeah,
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come again.
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I have to fucking fuck that. Yeah? Yeah.
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It's just
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squirted
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off my tongue.
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God, yes.
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Yes, yes I do.
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Fuck you.
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Yes.
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I don't mean to eat that fucking cum out
of your freaking hot tub.
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Wow. Wow.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, my God.
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Wow.
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That just happened.
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So... It's our little secret.
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Yeah, definitely.
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Did I still have to do the laundry?
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Fuck yeah, you do.
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This is just a nice in -between little
chore.
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I thought I fucked my way out of it.
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Oh no.
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Bonuses.
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But if I do this, I can still stay here,
right?
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Yeah, just go do the laundry, please.
Okay.
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Naughty America.
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Nobody. Nobody.
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Nobody. Does it better.
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