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♪ The end of the
Civil War Was near ♪
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♪ When quite accidentally ♪
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♪ A hero who sneezed
Abruptly seized ♪
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♪ Retreat And
reversed it to victory ♪
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♪ His Medal of Honor
Pleased and thrilled ♪
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♪ His proud little
Family group ♪
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♪ While pinning it on
Some blood was spilled ♪
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♪ And so it was
planned He'd command ♪
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♪ F Troop! ♪
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♪ Where Indian fights
Are colorful sights ♪
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♪ And nobody takes a lickin' ♪
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♪ Where paleface and redskin ♪
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♪ Both turn chicken ♪
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♪ When drilling and
fighting Get them down ♪
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♪ They know their
morale Can't droop ♪
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♪ As long as they
all Relax in town ♪
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♪ Before they resume
With a bang and a boom ♪
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♪ F Troop! ♪
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There's a rider approaching.
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Open the gate.
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Major Duncan from
Territory Headquarters.
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What do you think
he's up to? I don't know,
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but he usually brings a
saddlebag full of trouble.
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Major Duncan.
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It's nice to see you again, sir.
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Nice to see you
again, Parmenter.
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Uh... what brings you
our way this time, major?
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Captain, I got a
saddlebag full of trouble.
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Oh?
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Actually, I'm here on a...
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special assignment
from headquarters.
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Well, major.
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Sir.
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What brings you back
to Fort Courage so soon?
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Bad luck.
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Uh,
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you were saying about
this special assignment?
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Back at headquarters,
we've decided that
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our, uh, officer candidate
school isn't turning out
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the high caliber-type men
we need for this man's Army.
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So...
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I'm going to visit all
the forts in the territory.
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Evaluate the enlisted personnel
for commissions in the field.
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First thing tomorrow
morning, we start off right here.
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Evaluating, testing.
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If I may say so, major,
an excellent idea.
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Our Captain Parmenter
was commissioned in the field.
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Yes, yes. They're well aware
of that back at headquarters.
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But we're gonna go through
with the scheme anyway.
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Captain, I'd like to take a look
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at the service records of
all your enlisted personnel.
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Uh, yes, sir. I have them
in alphabetical order,
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starting with A.
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Good thinking.
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Are you going to try for
a commission, sarge?
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What? Are you out
of your mind, Agarn?
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With O'Rourke Enterprises,
the souvenirs, the saloon,
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if they made me a general
I'd be taking a pay cut.
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All right. Shut up, will ya.
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Hold the talk.
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Major's gonna be out here to
start the test any minute now.
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What test, sarge?
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You heard the sarge!
You heard the sarge.
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Troop! Ten-hut!
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F Troop all present,
accounted for, sir.
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All right, sergeant.
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Captain Parmenter, carry on.
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Men!
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This will be the
physical fitness part
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of the officer's candidate test.
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You will all now run
the obstacle course,
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which has been laid out.
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And it will be under
simulated battle conditions.
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Major Duncan
and I will be firing
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live arrows over your head.
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Captain.
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This knee of mine's been
giving me trouble again.
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It's that old wound I
got at the Alamo, sir.
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There we were.
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Me and Davy Crockett.
Shoulder to shoulder,
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we went back to the wall.
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Davy, I said! I...
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I know all about
you and Duffy, Davy.
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Davy. Duffy.
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Sir, may I be excused?
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You see, I've got this old
horseshoe-pitching elbow.
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It's probably meines
ankle is... broken.
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Yes, sir, I don't feel too good.
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I've been having dizzy spells.
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I think it's from blowing
my bugle too hard.
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There, there,
there! I'm sorry, I...
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Troopers! There, now, there!
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All right, troop! Ten-hut!
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Uh, men, this is possibly the
most important part of the test.
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The first qualification
of a good cavalry officer
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is that he be in tiptop
physical condition.
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Right, major?
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Are you all right, sir?
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I'm sorry, sir.
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It's all right.
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All right. Just... knocked...
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the wind out of me for a second.
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Okay, sir.
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There, you see, men?
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That's what I was telling you.
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Major Duncan is
a perfect example
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of a well-conditioned officer.
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Captain Parmenter's
absolutely right, men.
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Good officers gotta be
battle sharp, tiptop shape.
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All the time.
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I'm fine. I'm fine.
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Oh, boy. Stout fellow.
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Well, did you see, men?
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Captain Parmenter's
in... tiptop shape.
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Sergeant, I think we'd
better start the test.
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Yes, sir. Troop!
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About face!
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Forward march!
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Troop, halt!
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Left face!
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All right, you yellow legs.
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This is an obstacle course,
and you are gonna run it.
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I want you to jump
over that hitching rail.
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Underneath that hitching
rail and the wagon.
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Over the bales of straw.
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You will then jump
the watering trough.
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Crawl on your bellies
underneath that infiltration course.
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Climb up that rope hand
over hand to the roof.
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And jump off
into the straw pile.
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And then you will come
back the same course.
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Underneath that
infiltration course.
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Try not to fall into
the watering trough.
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Over the barrels.
Under the wagon.
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And right back here
to this hitching rail.
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And you can start now, Dobbs.
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Come on!
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Dobbs, can't you even
jump over a hitching rail?
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Sarge, look what
I did to my bugle.
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Never mind your Bugle. Just
get on with the obstacle course.
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Hoffenmueller.
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Parmenter, ready?
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Arrows.
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Right, sir.
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My honor.
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Help! I can't swim!
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Help! I can't swim!
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I can't swim!
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Help! I can't swim!
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Vanderbilt!
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A little lob shot.
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Cease-fire, Parmenter. Please.
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Sergeant O'Rourke!
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Tell the men we're
calling the test off.
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Well, I'll tell 'em, sir,
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but I don't know if
they'll hear me or not.
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Dobbs, help Duffy
with that trick knee.
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Come on, Agarn.
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Oh, I don't think we should
call off the test, major.
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My men really haven't
been given a chance.
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Given a chance?
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Parmenter, do you realize
the United States Cavalry
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hasn't suffered a defeat
like this since Bull Run?
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If I may say so, sir,
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I think you were right
in calling off the test.
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I'm sure that F Troop
doesn't have any men
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who are officer material.
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That's where you're
wrong, sergeant.
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I think there's one
man in that troop
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that's very well-qualified.
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Well, who's that, sir?
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Sergeant O'Rourke.
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Oh, why, that's wonderful!
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Congratulations, sergeant.
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Will ya quit worrying
and relax, sarge!
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The major's gonna make
you an officer, and that's it!
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Yeah.
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Got it! Got what?
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You tell the major
you can't be an officer
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or a gentlemen
because of your problem.
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What problem?
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You drink. Of course, I drink,
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but in this Army, if ya drink,
they make ya a general.
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Oh, yeah.
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I forgot about him.
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There has got to be some way...
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Oh, that's it.
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What's it? You
just said something
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that may solve
our whole problem.
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I told you I'll solve your
problem for ya, sarge.
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And you never think
I can come up with
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an intelligent suggestion.
What did I say?
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We're gonna prove
to Major Duncan
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that I could never be an
officer and a gentleman.
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Well, that should be
easy for you, sarge.
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In my heart, you've
always been a... slob.
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Come in.
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Hi, Wilton.
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Hello, Jane.
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Jane, ooh!
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Oh, Wilton! I'll help you.
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Oh, Wilton. You've
gotta be more careful.
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Mm. I-I... Jane! Jane.
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A lady does not come
barging into a man's bedroom.
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Well, ya told me to come in.
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Well, I didn't know it was you.
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Well, gee, you shouldn't be
going to bed at 7:00, anyway.
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Well, listen, my wise, old
grandmother once said to me
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that early to bed
and early to rise
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makes a man healthy,
wealthy and wise.
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Well, my wise, old
grandmother told me
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that if you go to bed
with the settin' sun,
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you're sure to
miss a lot of fun.
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And she oughta know
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'cause she was the highest
paid dance hall girl in Dodge City.
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Jane, I really think you
better leave now because
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my roommate, Major Duncan,
is going to be back any minute.
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All right, Wilton.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
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I brought you another mousetrap
and some more goat cheese.
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Thank you very much, Janey.
Now, would you please leave.
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Sure you don't want
me to tuck ya in, Wilton?
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Jane!
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Is that you, Jane?
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Captain, I'd like to take a look
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at the service records of
all your enlisted personnel.
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Oh, come in, major.
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Thank you, Parmenter.
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I was just, uh...
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Hey, Parmenter, if you're
expecting your lady friend,
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I can go and get lost
for a couple of hours.
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No, no, no, major.
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Oh, but you said... Jane.
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I-I did? Yeah.
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Uh, well, that... That's
my horse's name. Jane.
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Ah.
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Your horse in the habit
of coming by at night
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and... knocking on your door?
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Uh, yes.
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And I feed her a lump of sugar.
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Sure you do.
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Oh, hold it, major.
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Hold it. What's the matter?
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You're tracking
up my clean floor.
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Oh, well, I'm sorry. What
do you want me to do?
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Just leap out of my boots?
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No, I just like to keep
my quarters tidy, sir.
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You know, someday you're
gonna make some woman
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a wonderful wife.
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Thank you, sir.
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Nice little town you got here.
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You know, there's not
much action, but it's got...
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We're building a
library, you know.
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Well, that oughta
liven things up, huh?
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Look, Parmenter, I don't
expect you to be my orderly.
255
00:13:35,913 --> 00:13:38,458
Well, sir, I'm just going by
what my wise, old grandmother
256
00:13:38,482 --> 00:13:39,759
used to tell me
when I was a boy.
257
00:13:39,783 --> 00:13:41,328
Oh? "A place for everything
258
00:13:41,352 --> 00:13:43,163
and everything in its place."
259
00:13:43,187 --> 00:13:45,765
Isn't that funny, huh?
260
00:13:45,789 --> 00:13:47,834
You know, my little, old
grandmother used to say
261
00:13:47,858 --> 00:13:48,835
the same thing to me.
262
00:13:48,859 --> 00:13:50,037
She did? Mm.
263
00:13:50,061 --> 00:13:51,371
Yeah, it was right after that
264
00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:53,640
that I sawed the
rockers off her chair.
265
00:13:53,664 --> 00:13:55,042
That wasn't very nice.
266
00:13:55,066 --> 00:13:56,776
Ah, well, made me laugh.
267
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,345
But I figured
anybody going around
268
00:13:58,369 --> 00:14:01,136
saying things like that
must be off their rocker, huh?
269
00:14:03,140 --> 00:14:05,018
Well, I don't suppose
there's anything else
270
00:14:05,042 --> 00:14:08,388
to do but blow out the
lamps and turn in, hm?
271
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:10,023
Mind if we have
a little fresh air,
272
00:14:10,047 --> 00:14:12,592
or has your grandmother got
something to say about that too?
273
00:14:12,616 --> 00:14:14,894
Yeah, as a matter of fact,
Granny used to say that...
274
00:14:14,918 --> 00:14:16,996
Ow! What is this?
275
00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:19,032
Oh! Oh, here, let
me help you, major.
276
00:14:19,056 --> 00:14:22,869
You ever heard of putting a
mousetrap on a window sill?
277
00:14:22,893 --> 00:14:25,838
Well, a lot of mice
haven't heard of it either.
278
00:14:27,565 --> 00:14:29,076
Is that you, Jane?
279
00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:31,578
Oh, it could be my
horse again. Sure.
280
00:14:31,602 --> 00:14:33,346
It's me, captain.
Corporal Agarn.
281
00:14:33,370 --> 00:14:36,649
Oh. Well, come in,
corporal, come in.
282
00:14:36,673 --> 00:14:38,351
What seems to be
the problem, corporal?
283
00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:39,352
Major.
284
00:14:39,376 --> 00:14:40,620
It's Sergeant O'Rourke, sir.
285
00:14:40,644 --> 00:14:42,422
Sergeant O'Rourke?
What happened to him?
286
00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:44,724
Nothing. It's... It's just
that, well... Out with it!
287
00:14:44,748 --> 00:14:46,226
Out with it, corporal!
288
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:47,461
Oh, goodness, no, sir.
289
00:14:47,485 --> 00:14:49,229
Nobody likes to
turn in a buddy, but...
290
00:14:49,253 --> 00:14:50,730
there's something
you should know
291
00:14:50,754 --> 00:14:52,532
before you can
commission him an officer.
292
00:14:52,556 --> 00:14:54,534
Um, just what are you
talking about, corporal?
293
00:14:54,558 --> 00:14:57,170
It's something the major
will have to see for himself.
294
00:14:57,194 --> 00:14:59,573
With your permission,
major, I'll saddle up your horse.
295
00:14:59,597 --> 00:15:00,707
Good work, corporal.
296
00:15:00,731 --> 00:15:03,143
I'll be with ya in a moment.
297
00:15:03,167 --> 00:15:05,011
Ah, maybe I should
go along with you.
298
00:15:05,035 --> 00:15:07,114
Hm? Oh, no.
299
00:15:07,138 --> 00:15:10,117
No, you stay here and
play "Hickory Dickory Dock."
300
00:15:43,974 --> 00:15:46,119
I don't believe it.
301
00:15:46,143 --> 00:15:48,176
Just don't believe it.
302
00:15:57,855 --> 00:16:00,501
Sergeant O'Rourke
is in here every night.
303
00:16:00,525 --> 00:16:04,171
He's a disgrace to his troop,
to his uniform, to his stripes,
304
00:16:04,195 --> 00:16:07,107
to his horse, to his saddle,
to his boots, to his bunk,
305
00:16:07,131 --> 00:16:08,108
to his footlocker.
306
00:16:08,132 --> 00:16:10,344
All right, Agarn,
I got the point.
307
00:16:10,368 --> 00:16:13,180
Ah, good evening and
welcome to the Playbrave Club.
308
00:16:13,204 --> 00:16:15,449
Uh, may I see your
membership cards?
309
00:16:15,473 --> 00:16:17,117
We don't have any
membership cards.
310
00:16:17,141 --> 00:16:19,920
We are here to pick
up Sergeant O'Rourke.
311
00:16:19,944 --> 00:16:22,122
Sure you wouldn't like
to stay for the evening?
312
00:16:22,146 --> 00:16:25,392
Very cheap drinks served by
beautiful Playbrave Squirrels.
313
00:16:25,416 --> 00:16:29,463
We are not interested.
Corn silk, peace pipes,
314
00:16:29,487 --> 00:16:30,697
snuff.
315
00:16:30,721 --> 00:16:33,689
Corn silk, peace pipes.
316
00:16:35,593 --> 00:16:37,938
I'd sure like to help
that little squirrel
317
00:16:37,962 --> 00:16:39,773
collect acorns for
the winter, huh?
318
00:16:39,797 --> 00:16:41,675
Major Duncan!
319
00:16:41,699 --> 00:16:44,644
We are here to arrest
Sergeant O'Rourke.
320
00:16:44,668 --> 00:16:46,447
We are? Yes, sir.
321
00:16:46,471 --> 00:16:47,814
What for?
322
00:16:47,838 --> 00:16:51,218
For conduct unbecoming
a future officer.
323
00:16:51,242 --> 00:16:53,320
Oh, that's why we're here.
324
00:16:53,344 --> 00:16:54,943
Sir.
325
00:16:58,315 --> 00:16:59,993
Aha!
326
00:17:00,017 --> 00:17:02,095
Sergeant O'Rourke!
327
00:17:02,119 --> 00:17:03,564
Caught you red-handed.
328
00:17:03,588 --> 00:17:05,766
Nothing personal, chief.
329
00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:07,133
What are you doing here, sir?
330
00:17:07,157 --> 00:17:08,401
What's going on here?
331
00:17:08,425 --> 00:17:11,104
Nothing to do with
you, chief. It's just, uh...
332
00:17:11,128 --> 00:17:14,474
I was told Sergeant O'Rourke
was up here, so I, uh...
333
00:17:14,498 --> 00:17:15,826
I came by to investigate.
334
00:17:15,850 --> 00:17:17,360
Sergeant here every night.
335
00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:20,363
He has membership card
number one in Playbrave Club.
336
00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:23,066
You had to turn in your
best buddy, didn't ya?
337
00:17:23,090 --> 00:17:25,001
I did it for the service, sarge.
338
00:17:25,025 --> 00:17:26,803
I'm a buddy second.
339
00:17:26,827 --> 00:17:29,772
But I'm a soldier first.
340
00:17:29,796 --> 00:17:31,341
I know what
you're thinking, sir.
341
00:17:31,365 --> 00:17:34,428
That I am not fit officer
material, and you are right.
342
00:17:34,452 --> 00:17:35,562
As a matter of fact,
343
00:17:35,586 --> 00:17:37,697
I don't even deserve
these sergeant stripes.
344
00:17:37,721 --> 00:17:39,566
Quite right, sergeant.
345
00:17:39,590 --> 00:17:41,601
Get out!
346
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:42,969
Don't worry, O'Rourke.
347
00:17:42,993 --> 00:17:44,471
Once you're outta
the guardhouse,
348
00:17:44,495 --> 00:17:46,172
you'll work your way
back up the ladder.
349
00:17:46,196 --> 00:17:49,776
Hold on. There's not gonna
be any guardhouse, corporal.
350
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,712
Sergeant, I'm commissioning you
351
00:17:52,736 --> 00:17:54,047
second lieutenant.
352
00:17:54,071 --> 00:17:56,583
But, major, how can you do that?
353
00:17:56,607 --> 00:17:58,718
Tut-tut-tut, corporal.
354
00:17:58,742 --> 00:18:01,054
One of the most important
qualities of a good officer
355
00:18:01,078 --> 00:18:02,388
is leadership.
356
00:18:02,412 --> 00:18:04,208
Any man who can lead
me to a place like this
357
00:18:04,232 --> 00:18:06,577
is officer material.
358
00:18:06,601 --> 00:18:08,312
Surely, sir, you're
making a mistake.
359
00:18:08,336 --> 00:18:10,480
I mean, you want officers
like Captain Parmenter.
360
00:18:10,504 --> 00:18:11,815
I don't know.
361
00:18:11,839 --> 00:18:14,418
The cavalry's looking for
men, not housekeepers.
362
00:18:14,442 --> 00:18:17,253
Congratulations, O'Rourke.
363
00:18:17,277 --> 00:18:19,355
I have a nice
ringside table for ya.
364
00:18:19,379 --> 00:18:21,224
No, Crazy Cat,
they are my guests.
365
00:18:21,248 --> 00:18:23,727
Well, thank you,
chief. Let's all sit down
366
00:18:23,751 --> 00:18:26,162
and, uh, and go on
with the party, huh.
367
00:18:26,186 --> 00:18:27,564
You in luck, major.
368
00:18:27,588 --> 00:18:30,266
Tonight, we have music
of the Tomahawk Trio.
369
00:18:30,290 --> 00:18:32,235
I'm sure I'm gonna
enjoy them very much.
370
00:18:32,259 --> 00:18:35,160
They held over four
weeks at Little Big Horn.
371
00:18:57,251 --> 00:18:58,995
Well, good
afternoon, lieutenant.
372
00:18:59,019 --> 00:19:01,097
Now, knock it off.
373
00:19:01,121 --> 00:19:04,134
I must say one thing: you
look good as a lieutenant, sarge.
374
00:19:04,158 --> 00:19:06,803
And I'd like to say you look
good as a sergeant, corporal.
375
00:19:06,827 --> 00:19:08,705
Are you pulling
rank on me, sarge?
376
00:19:08,729 --> 00:19:10,173
Err... lieutenant.
377
00:19:10,197 --> 00:19:13,977
Listen. In 24 hours, I've gotta
leave here with Major Duncan.
378
00:19:14,001 --> 00:19:15,412
I'm going to miss ya, sarge.
379
00:19:15,436 --> 00:19:16,846
No, you don't understand.
380
00:19:16,870 --> 00:19:19,549
We gotta think of some way to
get these bars off my shoulder.
381
00:19:19,573 --> 00:19:20,817
But there's no way.
382
00:19:20,841 --> 00:19:21,951
We know different,
383
00:19:21,975 --> 00:19:23,453
but the major
thinks you're great.
384
00:19:30,401 --> 00:19:33,246
Hoffenmueller, the only
ones you could wake up
385
00:19:33,270 --> 00:19:34,748
with that call are
the German army.
386
00:19:34,772 --> 00:19:37,183
Hey, corporal! How 'bout
giving me a chance at the bugle?
387
00:19:37,207 --> 00:19:38,752
I should be the one
to blow the bugle.
388
00:19:38,776 --> 00:19:40,019
What are you talking about?
389
00:19:40,043 --> 00:19:43,256
I'll tell you who's
gonna blow the bugle.
390
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,641
Is that the way to do it, sarge?
391
00:19:44,665 --> 00:19:48,345
Well, actually, Dobbs,
it's in the wrist. You see?
392
00:19:48,369 --> 00:19:51,348
Keep a nice loose
wrist. On your toes.
393
00:19:51,372 --> 00:19:54,484
Keep your eye on his head.
And then follow through.
394
00:19:57,545 --> 00:19:58,522
There.
395
00:19:58,546 --> 00:19:59,923
Let's go see Captain Parmenter.
396
00:19:59,947 --> 00:20:01,525
Maybe he can
request that I stay here.
397
00:20:01,549 --> 00:20:03,627
Practice, Dobbs.
398
00:20:03,651 --> 00:20:06,530
I'm going into town, captain.
I'll be back around 7:00.
399
00:20:06,554 --> 00:20:07,831
Very well, major.
400
00:20:07,855 --> 00:20:09,766
Let's wait till
the major leaves.
401
00:20:09,790 --> 00:20:11,168
You, uh...
402
00:20:11,192 --> 00:20:13,436
haven't set anymore
mousetraps, have ya?
403
00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:14,437
No, sir.
404
00:20:14,461 --> 00:20:15,838
Good.
405
00:20:15,862 --> 00:20:17,073
Oh, one more thing, major.
406
00:20:17,097 --> 00:20:19,142
If you happen to come
home with mud on your boots,
407
00:20:19,166 --> 00:20:21,011
would you mind
leaving them outside?
408
00:20:21,035 --> 00:20:22,012
What?
409
00:20:22,036 --> 00:20:23,579
- I - just washed the floor.
410
00:20:23,603 --> 00:20:24,881
See here, Parmenter.
411
00:20:24,905 --> 00:20:27,183
If you're so afraid of me
messing up your quarters,
412
00:20:27,207 --> 00:20:31,087
there's another officer on this
post I can bunk with, you know.
413
00:20:31,111 --> 00:20:32,088
Who's that, sir?
414
00:20:32,112 --> 00:20:33,473
Lieutenant O'Rourke.
415
00:20:33,497 --> 00:20:35,241
Oh, yes, I forgot about him.
416
00:20:35,265 --> 00:20:36,226
Yeah!
417
00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:37,961
He's my kind of man.
418
00:20:37,985 --> 00:20:40,030
You can bet your boots he
won't meet me at the door
419
00:20:40,054 --> 00:20:43,433
in a... A nightshirt with a
feather duster in his hands.
420
00:20:45,025 --> 00:20:46,392
Oh, come in.
421
00:20:48,529 --> 00:20:49,639
Oh, good evening, major.
422
00:20:49,663 --> 00:20:52,108
Good evening,
lieutenant. Good evening.
423
00:20:52,132 --> 00:20:53,643
Say, I thought
you and I might, uh,
424
00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:58,715
slip up to the Playbrave
Club, you know, and...
425
00:20:58,739 --> 00:21:01,001
But you're all ready
for bed? It's only 7:00.
426
00:21:01,025 --> 00:21:03,569
Sure, now that I'm an officer,
I have new responsibilities.
427
00:21:03,593 --> 00:21:07,007
Well, I appreciate that, but...
428
00:21:07,031 --> 00:21:09,275
You're wearing lieutenant
bars on your nightshirt?
429
00:21:09,299 --> 00:21:11,717
Pardon, sir, it's just
that I'm so proud.
430
00:21:14,388 --> 00:21:16,999
Now there's a feather
duster you have in your hand.
431
00:21:17,023 --> 00:21:19,969
Oh, yes, yes. I like
to keep my room tidy.
432
00:21:19,993 --> 00:21:22,171
As my wise, old
grandmother once said:
433
00:21:22,195 --> 00:21:25,275
"Cleanliness is
next to godliness."
434
00:21:25,299 --> 00:21:26,976
Uh, is she, by any
chance, related
435
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,679
to Parmenter's wise,
old grandmother?
436
00:21:29,703 --> 00:21:31,748
I don't think so, sir. No.
437
00:21:31,772 --> 00:21:34,083
O'Rourke, I hope I didn't
make a mistake with you.
438
00:21:34,107 --> 00:21:36,553
Oh, no, sir. I'm sure I'm
going to be a very good officer.
439
00:21:36,577 --> 00:21:41,291
I'm beginning to have my doubts.
440
00:21:41,315 --> 00:21:42,692
Oh, no, sir.
441
00:21:42,716 --> 00:21:45,328
I-I'm sure that you're
going to be proud of me, sir.
442
00:21:45,352 --> 00:21:48,965
I'm not so sure
about that, O'Rourke.
443
00:21:48,989 --> 00:21:50,588
There we are.
444
00:21:52,793 --> 00:21:54,805
Good heavens. Look
what we've done now.
445
00:21:54,829 --> 00:21:55,806
Oh? What?
446
00:21:55,830 --> 00:21:58,374
Well, you've
tracked up my floor.
447
00:21:58,398 --> 00:21:59,642
Oh?
448
00:21:59,666 --> 00:22:02,478
I am... I'm sorry
about that O'Rourke.
449
00:22:02,502 --> 00:22:05,381
It's all right, major. We'll
put it right in just a moment.
450
00:22:05,405 --> 00:22:06,438
All right, where is it?
451
00:22:07,374 --> 00:22:08,351
Where's what, sir?
452
00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:09,820
The mousetrap.
453
00:22:09,844 --> 00:22:11,872
Oh, I've never had any
trouble with mice, sir.
454
00:22:11,896 --> 00:22:14,875
You're sure there isn't any...
455
00:22:16,734 --> 00:22:19,746
But I have been
bothered with bears, sir.
456
00:22:19,770 --> 00:22:21,781
Get me out of this!
457
00:22:21,805 --> 00:22:23,549
There you are.
458
00:22:23,573 --> 00:22:24,684
Are you all right, sir?
459
00:22:24,708 --> 00:22:26,686
No. No, I'm not all...
460
00:22:26,710 --> 00:22:30,857
Oh, I'd let you lie on the
bed, sir, but I... I just made it.
461
00:22:30,881 --> 00:22:33,827
I don't think you're gonna
need these anymore.
462
00:22:33,851 --> 00:22:35,762
Sergeant O'Rourke!
463
00:22:35,786 --> 00:22:38,264
Oh, well, sir...
464
00:22:38,288 --> 00:22:41,000
You're more than welcome
to spend the night, sir.
465
00:22:41,024 --> 00:22:42,668
No, thank you!
466
00:22:42,692 --> 00:22:45,071
I'm... going over
and spend the night
467
00:22:45,095 --> 00:22:48,396
with Captain "Blood
and Guts" Parmenter.
468
00:22:53,971 --> 00:22:54,971
Whew.
469
00:23:02,445 --> 00:23:03,623
Did it work, sarge?
470
00:23:03,647 --> 00:23:06,626
Like a charm. Like a charm.
471
00:23:06,650 --> 00:23:08,027
Where we going, sarge?
472
00:23:08,051 --> 00:23:11,965
If we hurry, we can make the
late show at the Playbrave Club.
473
00:23:17,711 --> 00:23:19,556
You are the men of F Troop.
474
00:23:19,580 --> 00:23:22,292
Defenders of the West.
475
00:23:22,316 --> 00:23:24,760
The eyes of Washington
are on all of us.
476
00:23:24,784 --> 00:23:25,983
All of us.
477
00:23:29,122 --> 00:23:32,090
Gravy stains,
Duddleson? Gravy stains?
478
00:23:34,494 --> 00:23:36,828
Hut!
479
00:23:53,347 --> 00:23:55,813
Oh, Dobbs! Dobbs. Aw.
480
00:24:09,129 --> 00:24:10,245
Dobbs.
481
00:24:17,304 --> 00:24:19,082
F Troop all present,
accounted for, sir.
482
00:24:22,626 --> 00:24:25,060
And, uh, the troop is
ready for inspection.
483
00:24:36,790 --> 00:24:39,068
So back to normal,
I see, sergeant.
484
00:24:39,092 --> 00:24:40,325
Yes, sir.
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