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♪ The end of the
Civil War Was near ♪
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♪ When quite accidentally ♪
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♪ A hero who sneezed
Abruptly seized ♪
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♪ Retreat and
reversed it To victory ♪
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♪ His Medal of Honor
Pleased and thrilled ♪
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♪ His proud little
Family group ♪
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♪ While pinning it on
Some blood was spilled ♪
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♪ And so it was
planned He'd command ♪
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♪ F Troop ♪
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♪ Where Indian fights
Are colorful sights ♪
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♪ And nobody takes a lickin' ♪
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♪ Where paleface and redskin ♪
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♪ Both turn chicken ♪
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♪ When drilling and
fighting Get them down ♪
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♪ They know their
morale Can't droop ♪
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♪ As long as they
all Relax in town ♪
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♪ Before they resume
With a bang and a boom ♪
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♪ F Troop ♪
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How nice of you
to join us, Dobbs.
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All right, sound retreat, Dobbs.
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Uh, I can't, sir.
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I-I can't find my bugle.
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Okay, okay.
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Which one of you
hid Dobbs' bugle?
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Men, we can't have
retreat without a bugle.
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All right, let's all
go and search for it.
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You heard the captain.
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And you stay with him
so you don't get lost.
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Hey, sarge, guess who's in town?
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Who? "Cannonball."
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Cannonball Bill
McCormick, our old captain?
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Right. Where is he?
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He's over at the saloon,
just passing through.
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Well, what do you know?
Cannonball Bill McCormick.
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F Troop's very first captain.
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Eh. Remember
what a ramrod he was
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when he first came to the fort?
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Heh-heh. Yeah,
but I also remember
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we bent him up pretty
good before he left.
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All right, here we are.
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Now let's have a
toast to our old captain,
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Bill McCormick.
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Thanks, fellas.
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We certainly did
have some good times
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in the old days, captain.
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Oh, yeah!
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You remember the time
we put glue in your hat
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and we had to
call the blacksmith
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to get his hat off his head?
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Hoh! Hey!
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And how about the
time we put grease
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on your saddle and
you slid off the horse
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in front of the
Inspector General?
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Y-You fellas really
played some tricks on me.
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Remember the time when
your enlistments were all up?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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And I swore you in for
another two-year hitch?
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Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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The thing you didn't
know was that...
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That I was retired
the day before that.
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Ha-ha-ha!
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You were sworn in by a civilian!
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute!
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You mean, you
weren't in the Army
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when you swore us in?
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That's right. Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Well, that means that
we ain't in the Army either.
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You mean, we're civilians?
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Yeah, That's right.
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Well, I better be on my way.
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So long, civilians!
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Ah-ha-ha-ha!
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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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What are we gonna do?
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Well, it's simple, we just
go tell Captain Parmenter
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what happened
and we'll re-enlist.
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That's what...
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That's exactly what we won't do.
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Hm? Come here.
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Come here.
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You got that look
in your eyes, sarge.
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Think, Agarn.
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If we can get one
month as civilians,
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just four little weeks,
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we can make O'Rourke Enterprises
the biggest thing in the West.
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You wanna leave Fort
Courage? Leave the captain?
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No, no. Just long
enough to make a fortune.
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Four little weeks,
that's all we need.
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The... Here.
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Heh-heh.
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How do I look, huh?
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Like a dude, sarge.
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Attention!
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You and your men are
out of uniform, sergeant.
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No, it's not "sergeant"
anymore, sir,
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it's "Mr. O'Rourke"
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I don't understand. Corporal...
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And it's not "corporal" anymore.
It's just plain "Mr. Agarn."
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And I'd like you to
meet Mr. Hoffenmueller,
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Mr. Dobbs, Mr. Duddleson.
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Happy to know you,
Mr. Duddle... W-Wait a minute.
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Oh, now, gentlemen,
I'm sorry, but the only one
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called "mister" in the Army
is our Commander in Chief.
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He's "Mr. President."
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I'm afraid I can't
call you "Mister."
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That's just the point,
sir, we're not in the Army,
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As a matter of fact, we haven't
been for the last 20 months.
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You haven't?
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No, sir, you see, 20 months ago
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when Captain
McCormick re-enlisted us,
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he wasn't in the Army.
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Well, come on, Agarn.
Let's turn in our equipment.
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Why do you go
through all this, Wilton?
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There ain't nobody
here but you and me.
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I'm still in the Army, Janey,
and I must observe regulations.
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One moment, please. I
have to dismiss myself.
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Troop dismissed!
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Well, what are you gonna do now?
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Well, it's my duty to stay
here and guard the fort
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until Washington can send
out replacements for F Troop.
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See, I can't understand
why they'd want to leave.
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You know, out of the
Army, unemployed,
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Their lives must
be so dull, so empty.
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What you gonna do, honey?
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You going to leave Fort Courage?
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Oh, yeah, I'm goi"
into show business.
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I'm gonna play for one of
them big Eastern orchestras.
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Them symphony orchestras.
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How about you?
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Oh, I go to Vienna,
open a brewery.
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If you have just one
customer like yourself,
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you'll get rich.
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What are you gonna
do, Vanderbilt?
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I'm going to medical school.
I'm gonna be a surgeon.
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And I'm gonna take
a nap for a month.
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Oh!
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I'm goin' to California
and prospect for gold.
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Eight men of the
troop are goin' with me:
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Hogan, Ryan, Johnson...
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Ah, well, now.
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Greetings, fellow citizens.
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Y'all look like a page out
of a mail-order catalog.
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Look at that stickpin.
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It's bright enough
to be a readin' lamp.
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Congratulate us,
gentlemen. Congratulate us.
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Agarn and me
here has just formed
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the International
Trading Corporation.
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And I am the vice president.
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True, true, true.
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You are witnessing the
beginning of an industrial empire,
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This here saloon
is just the start.
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Our emporium will soon
open across the street.
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And this is only
the beginning, folks.
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Our empire will
stretch all the way
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from Bear's Head Junction
to Hogshead Gulch.
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We will be bigger
than Wells Fargo.
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Ah, yes, and you are fortunate,
gentlemen. Fortunate, indeed.
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Because our very first
project will be to supply
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the finest first-class,
custom-made gentleman's suits
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west of the Big Muddy,
now that you are all civilians.
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Sarge. What?
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We got the last two suits in
town. Who's gonna make 'em?
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Shh.
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Double-breasted
herring bone suits
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with a belt in the back?
Now, wait a minute!
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There's nothing to
worry about, Wild Eagle.
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You supply the labor,
we supply the material,
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and we split, fifty-fifty.
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I know your split.
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Your fifty-fifty end
up eighty-twenty.
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This time, put it in writing.
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I sign.
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You sign?
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Me still chief.
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You run pony wash.
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And don't wash on rainy
day, get all muddy again.
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Wild Eagle, we've got half a
dozen orders for you already.
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Let 'em work all night,
we'll pay overtime.
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Me set up clothing business.
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Same like blankets,
only put in sleeves.
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Same like moccasins
you make last year?
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Fifty-four moccasins,
all for right foot.
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All right, now, will
you two stop jawin'?
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Here.
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What that?
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Well, it's a down
payment on the suits.
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Those are solid gold pieces.
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"Good for one horse-car ride,
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Kansas City Transit System"?
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And I thought you
said he couldn't read.
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Ah-ha-ha-ha, Here we are.
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The finest wool from happy
sheep raised on first-class alfalfa.
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There we go, what a lovely...
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Beau-ti-ful! Beau-ti-ful!
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It makes you look
young and thin.
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Don't you think it's
kinda small and short?
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It's the very latest thing.
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You can wash your hands
without taking your jacket off.
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But it's so tight. I
can't move my arms.
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How about that?
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Yeah, well, this is
called the "vent-o-back,"
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It keeps you cool in the summer.
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Give the man the $15,
Vanderbilt. That's fine.
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And away we go.
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All right, there we go.
Next in line, please.
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Ah-ha, look at this...
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Seems kinda big, don't it?
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Ah, button it, Dobbs, button it.
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Oh, you are a
picture of splendor!
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Look at this here now, Agarn...
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The sleeves are too long.
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Look at that fit. Trim and
slim for the spring, right?
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Ha-ha-ha. Sleeves too long?
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That is the newest
thing we have.
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In the wintertime, you
see, you don't need gloves.
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Sarge, this suit's
big as a tent!
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Look at it this way, Dobbs.
A home away from home!
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Fifteen bucks.
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That's it, give him
that. That's a good boy.
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There we... All right, next
in line. Here we go now.
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What's wrong with these pants?
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What's wrong with those pants?
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Do you see anything
wrong with those pants?
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No. Let's ask an
impartial judge.
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What do you think, sarge?
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I think they're
too good for him.
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They're so tight,
I can't even walk!
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You're not in the Army no more.
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How much walkin' do you do?
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That's right, give
the man the $15.
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That's it, Duffy.
That's a good boy.
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Ha, on the table. On the table.
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Here we go, take
our first step now.
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You just gotta break
'em in. Come on, walk.
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Walk, walk, walk, walk.
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Another satisfied customer.
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"Uh, so I regret to
report "entire F Troop
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"claims illegal re-enlistment,
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"have abandoned Fort Courage,
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"leaving only yours truly,
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Captain Wilton Parmenter."
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Oh, and Jane.
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Yes, Wilton?
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Just to make sure the
Shugs never find out
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I'm alone at the fort,
here's our codebook.
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You better send
the message in code.
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Sasa, boom, boom.
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Get those bags up there, Agarn.
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That a boy. That's the way.
250
00:12:08,741 --> 00:12:10,552
Here we go, right up there.
251
00:12:10,576 --> 00:12:13,856
A special spot for ya.
Here, wait a minute.
252
00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:14,890
Up. Aagh!
253
00:12:14,914 --> 00:12:16,959
There we go. All right.
254
00:12:16,983 --> 00:12:18,727
Well, we'll see
ya later, captain.
255
00:12:18,751 --> 00:12:21,163
We're goin' to Dodge
City for the weekend!
256
00:12:23,056 --> 00:12:26,202
The first civilian
weekend in two years!
257
00:12:29,229 --> 00:12:31,090
Now, be careful, men.
258
00:12:31,114 --> 00:12:32,759
You know, a big city like that
259
00:12:32,783 --> 00:12:35,828
has a dance hall
that's open till 9:00,
260
00:12:35,852 --> 00:12:38,231
and it's full of wine,
women and song.
261
00:12:38,255 --> 00:12:39,332
Yeah!
262
00:12:39,356 --> 00:12:40,899
Don't worry about
a thing, captain,
263
00:12:40,923 --> 00:12:42,268
I hate music!
264
00:12:44,527 --> 00:12:46,239
All right, take it away!
265
00:12:46,263 --> 00:12:47,773
Hey! Hey!
266
00:12:47,797 --> 00:12:49,908
Any time you're ready!
267
00:12:53,386 --> 00:12:56,720
- See ya!
- Goodbye!
268
00:13:03,629 --> 00:13:06,208
Well, Wilton,
we're alone at last.
269
00:13:06,232 --> 00:13:08,177
Uh-huh.
270
00:13:08,201 --> 00:13:10,079
Isn't it romantic?
271
00:13:10,103 --> 00:13:11,346
Yes.
272
00:13:11,370 --> 00:13:12,882
What do you wanna to do?
273
00:13:12,906 --> 00:13:15,051
Well, I guess I'll
polish the cannon.
274
00:13:15,075 --> 00:13:16,351
Oh. Well, I'll help.
275
00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:18,287
No, no, no, no.
276
00:13:18,311 --> 00:13:21,891
Section six, article four
states that government property
277
00:13:21,915 --> 00:13:24,326
can only be handled
by Army personnel.
278
00:13:24,350 --> 00:13:26,918
Oh. Sorry.
279
00:13:29,272 --> 00:13:31,050
Is there anything
in the regulations
280
00:13:31,074 --> 00:13:32,819
about kissing your girlfriend
281
00:13:32,843 --> 00:13:35,621
while you're
polishing the cannon?
282
00:13:35,645 --> 00:13:36,739
Captain!
283
00:13:36,763 --> 00:13:38,630
Captain!
284
00:13:40,684 --> 00:13:42,028
Captain Parmenter. Yes?
285
00:13:42,052 --> 00:13:43,996
The Shugs are on the
warpath, headin' this way!
286
00:13:44,020 --> 00:13:45,980
They're already
through Ladera Pass.
287
00:13:46,756 --> 00:13:48,267
To the parapets, men!
288
00:13:48,291 --> 00:13:51,671
Prepare for battle!
Sound the attack, Dobbs!
289
00:13:51,695 --> 00:13:53,372
Dobbs?!
290
00:13:53,396 --> 00:13:56,208
Oh, I forgot.
291
00:14:04,157 --> 00:14:06,035
I hope that sounded
like "attack."
292
00:14:06,059 --> 00:14:07,370
Uh, you guard the gate.
293
00:14:07,394 --> 00:14:09,977
No, you guard the gate.
294
00:14:15,251 --> 00:14:16,317
Hyah!
295
00:14:17,387 --> 00:14:18,865
That man needs
medical attention.
296
00:14:18,889 --> 00:14:20,632
If he'll settle for a
Shug medicine man
297
00:14:20,656 --> 00:14:22,434
one ought to be along
in about 30 minutes.
298
00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:23,936
With a few hundred friends!
299
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,905
Wilton, as soon as they
know it's just you and me
300
00:14:25,929 --> 00:14:27,740
they'll charge us
from every direction.
301
00:14:27,764 --> 00:14:30,009
Oh, we'd hold 'em off if
only I had Sergeant O'Rourke
302
00:14:30,033 --> 00:14:32,311
and Corporal Agarn and
a few of my men. If we...
303
00:14:32,335 --> 00:14:34,313
Jane, I want you to
leave the fort immediately.
304
00:14:34,337 --> 00:14:35,982
Oh, wait a second.
305
00:14:36,006 --> 00:14:37,934
What is it, Wilton? Look!
306
00:14:37,958 --> 00:14:39,568
There's our men!
307
00:14:39,592 --> 00:14:40,870
There's F Troop!
308
00:14:40,894 --> 00:14:42,838
Wilton, I think you been
polishin' that cannon
309
00:14:42,862 --> 00:14:43,973
in the sun too long.
310
00:14:43,997 --> 00:14:46,942
No F Troop, huh? There will be.
311
00:15:03,282 --> 00:15:05,260
Well, how does it look, Jane?
312
00:15:05,284 --> 00:15:07,930
Just like we got a
whole fort full of soldiers.
313
00:15:07,954 --> 00:15:09,898
These here dressmakin'
dummies from the store
314
00:15:09,922 --> 00:15:11,250
sure come in handy.
315
00:15:15,078 --> 00:15:16,622
Here they come, Wilton!
316
00:15:16,646 --> 00:15:19,013
All right, sound the attack!
317
00:16:08,114 --> 00:16:10,158
I must be using slow bullets.
318
00:16:10,182 --> 00:16:12,262
Did you see how long
it took to reach him?
319
00:16:25,631 --> 00:16:28,077
You'd do that to Duddleson?
320
00:16:28,101 --> 00:16:30,435
You'll pay for that!
321
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,068
They're retreatin',
Wilton! They're retreatin'!
322
00:16:53,092 --> 00:16:55,170
So they are!
323
00:16:55,194 --> 00:16:57,606
Hee-hee-hee. Cease fire, men!
324
00:16:57,630 --> 00:16:58,896
Cease fire!
325
00:17:00,867 --> 00:17:02,277
Oh, my, look.
326
00:17:02,301 --> 00:17:04,246
Look what they did
to O'Rourke's uniform.
327
00:17:04,270 --> 00:17:07,333
We beat 'em, Wilton! We
beat 'em! Just you and me!
328
00:17:07,357 --> 00:17:09,590
Well, what do you say, Wilton?
329
00:17:17,183 --> 00:17:19,150
Oh, Wilton.
330
00:17:23,206 --> 00:17:25,885
We'd better send another wire
about those replacements, Janey.
331
00:17:25,909 --> 00:17:28,353
We beat them off last week,
but one thing about those Shugs
332
00:17:28,377 --> 00:17:30,322
is that they always come back.
333
00:17:30,346 --> 00:17:32,279
Well, I better go
send that wire.
334
00:17:39,255 --> 00:17:41,266
Goodbye, F Troop.
335
00:17:41,290 --> 00:17:42,968
Beggin' your captain's pardon.
336
00:17:42,992 --> 00:17:45,526
Yes, what is it, Dobbs?
337
00:17:46,862 --> 00:17:49,441
Dobbs! I thought you
were back in Dodge City!
338
00:17:49,465 --> 00:17:50,642
Well, I came back.
339
00:17:50,666 --> 00:17:52,111
I forgot my bugle.
340
00:17:52,135 --> 00:17:54,213
Oh, well, there it is.
341
00:17:54,237 --> 00:17:56,648
Thank you, sir.
342
00:17:56,672 --> 00:17:58,683
Er, captain, would
you do me a favor?
343
00:17:58,707 --> 00:18:01,286
Why, certainly.
Certainly, Dobbs.
344
00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:04,456
Before I go, could I play
reveille one more time?
345
00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,047
Why, of course.
346
00:18:16,092 --> 00:18:18,203
I love this old bugle, sir.
347
00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:20,406
I did buy a new
one in Dodge City.
348
00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:22,574
I got me a tryout for a
symphony orchestra.
349
00:18:22,598 --> 00:18:24,343
Oh, isn't that nice.
How did you make out?
350
00:18:24,367 --> 00:18:25,511
I don't know.
351
00:18:25,535 --> 00:18:27,579
I shut my eyes to
reach up for a high note
352
00:18:27,603 --> 00:18:29,803
and when I opened 'em,
I was out on the sidewalk.
353
00:18:31,174 --> 00:18:33,585
Well, didn't you try playing
"Swanee River" for them?
354
00:18:33,609 --> 00:18:36,077
Yes, sir. But it
sounded like reveille.
355
00:18:36,979 --> 00:18:38,757
I guess I belong
back in the Army.
356
00:18:38,781 --> 00:18:40,625
Blowin' the bugle for F Troop,
357
00:18:40,649 --> 00:18:41,826
and you, captain.
358
00:18:41,850 --> 00:18:44,996
You mean you... You
want to re-enlist, Dobbs?
359
00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:46,265
Yes, sir.
360
00:18:46,289 --> 00:18:48,833
Oh-oh-oh, it's good
to have you back.
361
00:18:48,857 --> 00:18:50,936
Now, if you'll just
fill out this form
362
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,205
and return it to me signed,
I'll administer the oath.
363
00:18:53,229 --> 00:18:55,074
Oh. Sorry.
364
00:18:55,098 --> 00:18:57,676
Well, I guess that
makes it official.
365
00:19:09,178 --> 00:19:10,422
Well,
366
00:19:10,446 --> 00:19:13,358
maybe Dobbs and I
won't have to fight alone.
367
00:19:13,382 --> 00:19:15,761
And we do swear to
uphold the Constitution
368
00:19:15,785 --> 00:19:17,779
and the regulations of
the United States Army.
369
00:19:17,803 --> 00:19:19,265
I do, sir. Yes, sir.
370
00:19:19,289 --> 00:19:21,433
It's good to have you
back, Vanderbilt, Duddleson.
371
00:19:21,457 --> 00:19:22,601
You, too, Hoffenmueller.
372
00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:24,069
Jawohl, Herr Kapitän!
373
00:19:24,093 --> 00:19:25,771
Nice to be back with you, sir.
374
00:19:25,795 --> 00:19:27,406
Oh, by the way, is
the mess hall open?
375
00:19:27,430 --> 00:19:29,408
Yes, as a matter of fact,
I made a nice beef stew.
376
00:19:29,432 --> 00:19:31,198
Thank you, sir. Danke schön.
377
00:19:31,934 --> 00:19:33,445
Is payday still Friday, sir?
378
00:19:33,469 --> 00:19:34,713
Well, it's next Friday, why?
379
00:19:34,737 --> 00:19:36,382
Could you use an
advance, Vanderbilt?
380
00:19:36,406 --> 00:19:39,050
Oh, no, captain.
Borrowing is charity.
381
00:19:39,074 --> 00:19:41,542
Could you spare $10 till Friday?
382
00:19:42,378 --> 00:19:44,745
I sure missed you, sir.
383
00:19:47,817 --> 00:19:50,297
Vanderbilt, you knucklehead!
384
00:19:51,454 --> 00:19:52,631
Hello, captain.
385
00:19:52,655 --> 00:19:53,732
Why, Duffy!
386
00:19:53,756 --> 00:19:54,800
Did you find any gold?
387
00:19:54,824 --> 00:19:55,935
Not a speck.
388
00:19:55,959 --> 00:19:58,838
We panned two wagonloads
of gravel. Nothing.
389
00:19:58,862 --> 00:20:01,342
Hogan here did
most of the panning.
390
00:20:01,397 --> 00:20:02,808
Captain,
391
00:20:02,832 --> 00:20:05,110
if you'll have us back,
sir, we'd like to re-enlist.
392
00:20:05,134 --> 00:20:07,179
I'd be glad to
swear you back in.
393
00:20:07,203 --> 00:20:08,414
Oh, by the way,
394
00:20:08,438 --> 00:20:10,115
how is business with
Sergeant O'Rourke
395
00:20:10,139 --> 00:20:11,233
and Corporal Agarn?
396
00:20:11,257 --> 00:20:12,601
They're doin' great.
397
00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:14,903
They're big executives now.
398
00:20:17,196 --> 00:20:19,174
What kind of a job is
this for the vice president
399
00:20:19,198 --> 00:20:21,477
of the International
Trading Corporation?
400
00:20:21,501 --> 00:20:24,045
Somebody's gotta do it.
Everybody else has re-enlisted.
401
00:20:24,069 --> 00:20:26,047
Surely you wouldn't
want me to do it.
402
00:20:26,071 --> 00:20:28,950
I mean, I'm the president.
403
00:20:28,974 --> 00:20:31,019
Where's Captain Parmenter? What?
404
00:20:31,043 --> 00:20:32,838
Watch it, I just
washed over there!
405
00:20:32,862 --> 00:20:34,406
Comin' in here with
your muddy feet.
406
00:20:34,430 --> 00:20:37,176
Where is he? I gotta find
him. He's not in his office.
407
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,010
What's the trouble? The Shugs.
408
00:20:39,034 --> 00:20:40,596
They're planning another attack.
409
00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:42,698
They're bringin' the
Apaches and the Comanches.
410
00:20:42,722 --> 00:20:44,888
I gotta find the captain!
411
00:20:46,809 --> 00:20:49,154
Never mind the captain,
you need a doctor!
412
00:20:49,178 --> 00:20:51,957
The Apache! The
Comanche! The Shugs!
413
00:20:51,981 --> 00:20:53,458
They'll wipe out F Troop!
414
00:20:53,482 --> 00:20:55,794
Agarn, back in uniform!
415
00:20:55,818 --> 00:20:57,234
Right, sarge!
416
00:21:00,139 --> 00:21:02,317
Count us in, captain.
We'd like to give a hand, sir.
417
00:21:02,341 --> 00:21:04,586
Oh, good, good, we need
all the men we can find.
418
00:21:04,610 --> 00:21:06,621
Yeah, we heard there's
300 Injuns comin'.
419
00:21:06,645 --> 00:21:09,824
So, what about it?
There's 15 of us, isn't there.
420
00:21:09,848 --> 00:21:12,560
At the Alamo we were
outnumbered 100 to one!
421
00:21:12,584 --> 00:21:14,262
Uh, we lost that one, Duffy.
422
00:21:14,286 --> 00:21:16,031
Yeah, well, we won't
lose this one, sir!
423
00:21:16,055 --> 00:21:18,400
No. Now, if you'll just
fill out these forms,
424
00:21:18,424 --> 00:21:20,864
I'll administer the oath.
425
00:21:21,460 --> 00:21:24,939
Well, we don't wanna get back
in the Army just yet, captain.
426
00:21:24,963 --> 00:21:27,509
We... We just wanna give
you a hand against them Shugs.
427
00:21:27,533 --> 00:21:29,277
You're not re-enlisting?
428
00:21:29,301 --> 00:21:31,613
Oh, but gentlemen,
section seven, article five
429
00:21:31,637 --> 00:21:34,500
states that no unauthorized
personnel may wear that uniform.
430
00:21:34,524 --> 00:21:37,035
Well, couldn't you just
re-enlist us for one battle?
431
00:21:37,059 --> 00:21:38,586
Yeah, just like
for overnight, sir.
432
00:21:38,610 --> 00:21:39,955
No, no, no.
433
00:21:39,979 --> 00:21:42,657
Section seven, article three
states that re-enlistment
434
00:21:42,681 --> 00:21:45,077
must be for a term of
not less than two years.
435
00:21:45,101 --> 00:21:46,278
Well,
436
00:21:46,302 --> 00:21:48,480
there goes the International
Trading Corporation.
437
00:21:48,504 --> 00:21:50,449
Hold it, Agarn.
438
00:21:50,473 --> 00:21:53,018
Sorry, sir, but, well...
439
00:21:53,042 --> 00:21:54,753
I guess we'll have
to be on our way.
440
00:21:54,777 --> 00:21:56,121
Oh, wait a minute.
441
00:21:56,145 --> 00:21:58,507
Men, are you sure
you won't sign up?
442
00:21:58,531 --> 00:22:00,309
No.
443
00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:03,534
Come one, Agarn.
Turn in your uniform.
444
00:22:04,337 --> 00:22:07,104
Captain, two Indians
are approaching!
445
00:22:07,723 --> 00:22:09,668
Prepare to fire!
446
00:22:09,692 --> 00:22:11,253
No, wait, wait!
447
00:22:11,277 --> 00:22:13,222
They're carrying
a white flag, sir!
448
00:22:13,246 --> 00:22:14,789
Oh, hold your fire, men!
449
00:22:14,813 --> 00:22:17,498
Open the gate,
but be on the alert!
450
00:22:24,106 --> 00:22:27,319
Greetings, we bring greetings.
451
00:22:27,343 --> 00:22:28,988
Uh, greetings.
452
00:22:29,012 --> 00:22:32,041
We bring gift for brave captain.
453
00:22:32,065 --> 00:22:33,742
Careful, captain.
Might be a trick.
454
00:22:33,766 --> 00:22:35,310
This no trick.
455
00:22:35,334 --> 00:22:37,801
This real thing.
456
00:22:49,098 --> 00:22:51,343
Why, he... He's the
chief of the Shugs!
457
00:22:51,367 --> 00:22:52,744
You sure it ain't a trick?
458
00:22:52,768 --> 00:22:55,647
No trick. Gift from
Sergeant O'Rourke.
459
00:22:55,671 --> 00:22:57,916
And Corporal Agarn!
460
00:22:57,940 --> 00:22:59,318
Sergeant O'Rourke!
461
00:22:59,342 --> 00:23:00,552
Corporal Agarn!
462
00:23:00,576 --> 00:23:02,354
How did you ever
capture the chief?
463
00:23:02,378 --> 00:23:05,357
Well, the International Trading
Corporation can handle anything,
464
00:23:05,381 --> 00:23:07,960
including disguises
and a little kidnapping.
465
00:23:07,984 --> 00:23:09,427
The Shugs won't attack the fort
466
00:23:09,451 --> 00:23:11,496
as long as we're holdin'
this chief as a hostage.
467
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:14,132
Take him away!
468
00:23:14,156 --> 00:23:16,618
We figured that'd give you
the time to get reinforcements.
469
00:23:16,642 --> 00:23:19,887
Well, this will mean a
special citation for bravery
470
00:23:19,911 --> 00:23:21,156
for both of you.
471
00:23:21,180 --> 00:23:23,525
But, sir, how can you
give a military citation
472
00:23:23,549 --> 00:23:24,793
to a couple of civilians?
473
00:23:24,817 --> 00:23:26,495
Oh. Yes, I forgot.
474
00:23:26,519 --> 00:23:28,863
Section 21, article
seven prohibits that.
475
00:23:28,887 --> 00:23:31,166
Don't worry about a thing,
as soon as he re-enlists us,
476
00:23:31,190 --> 00:23:33,669
you'll be Corporal Agarn
and I'll be Sergeant O'Rourke.
477
00:23:33,693 --> 00:23:35,442
Right, sarge!
478
00:23:37,396 --> 00:23:40,664
Well, sound assembly, Dobbs.
479
00:23:49,108 --> 00:23:51,186
All right, now. Let's
look alive, here.
480
00:23:51,210 --> 00:23:53,621
Come on, get in
some kind of a line.
481
00:23:53,645 --> 00:23:55,991
Remember we're soldiers.
482
00:23:56,015 --> 00:24:00,462
All right, down
off of that parapet.
483
00:24:00,486 --> 00:24:02,564
Shape up there, Duddleson.
484
00:24:02,588 --> 00:24:05,322
All right. Atten-hut!
485
00:24:06,658 --> 00:24:08,792
F Troop all present
and accounted for, sir.
486
00:24:09,996 --> 00:24:11,739
So I see, sergeant.
487
00:24:11,763 --> 00:24:14,164
So I see.
488
00:24:17,619 --> 00:24:19,264
Hey, soldier. Get
outta that suit.
489
00:24:19,288 --> 00:24:21,755
You're back in the Army
now, put on a uniform.
490
00:24:24,510 --> 00:24:26,288
Uh, just a minute
there, soldier.
491
00:24:26,312 --> 00:24:27,655
You're out of uniform.
492
00:24:27,679 --> 00:24:28,879
Hey!
493
00:24:45,648 --> 00:24:48,849
Oona poona mala goona.
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