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Yes, the
Bagley/smith wedding, this
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Is madison bagley.
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Bagley/smith?
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I'm sorry I'm checking my
Files and I don't see a
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Wedding under that name.
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What?
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I have no
Record of the event.
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What do you mean
You have no record of the
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Event?
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The wedding planner said
That everything was all
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Set.
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Honestly I've never
Even heard of wedded bliss
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Planning.
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You've
Never heard of them?
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No,
None of us have.
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Just check
Your records again.
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I gave the deposit to
Wedded bliss planning and
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Then they gave it to you.
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I'm really
Sorry ms. Bagley.
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Please, what
Am I supposed to do?
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I can't get
Them on the phone.
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I've tried calling
Like two dozen times.
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And you've
Contacted wedded bliss
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After you received this
Brochure in the mail?
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Yes.
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They seemed
Completely legitimate.
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When I met with janice,
The owner, she had a
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And florists and bands and
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Venues.
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I even spoke to someone
Whose wedding they did
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Before.
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My gosh, that was
Probably fake too.
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And how
Much was the deposit?
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We wrote a
Check for $9,000 dollars.
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Unfortunately this
Isn't the first time we've
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Seen a scam like this.
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No, it's called
“failure to render.” they
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Make promises, they take
Your money and then they
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Just never deliver.
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If we don't get
That money back I'm gonna
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Have to call off
The whole wedding.
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Unfortunately
Madison I can't guarantee
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That we can get
Your money back.
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But I can promise you that
We'll do our best to find
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Whoever did this and
Prevent them from doing it
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To someone else.
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Hopefully along the way we
Can recover some of your
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Losses.
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Well, looks like
She's still leaving people
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At the alter.
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That's her,
That's wedded bliss
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Planning.
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Wedded bliss
Did a good job on these
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Brochures, I'll give
Them credit for that.
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Oh yeah, they
Pulled pictures of local
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Florists, restaurants,
Caterers, country clubs
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Off the internet.
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Yeah, that's
How they run their scam.
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They tailor them to each
City before they strike
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And then get out of town
Once they reach their cash
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Goal.
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Yeah, well I'll
Get this flyer processed
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For prints but
It's a longshot.
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Oh, and speaking of things
That are unlikely to
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Happen, are you
Gonna call dalton back?
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Oh yeah, yeah, I
Was planning to do that
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Next weekend.
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Maybe next year.
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I really think
You two would hit it off.
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Yes,
You've said that.
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'cause you would.
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No really, come
On, come here.
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I pulled a few
Pictures for you.
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Look at him, he's
Handsome, debonair,
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Gainfully employed, he
Has no visible scars.
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Oh well you had
Me until that last one.
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Okay but listen,
He's gotten even better
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Looking since grad school.
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And he's a professor at
Jamestown university.
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Okay right
There, what if he's one of
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Preston's professors?
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I don't want worlds
To collide, you know?
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Listen, preston
Is a bright young man and
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I think he can handle
Something like this.
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Come on.
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I don't
Know, I really...
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What's not to know?
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It feels...
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Hey guys.
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Hey.
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What
Can I handle?
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Do you know
Professor price at
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Jamestown?
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No.
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Why, is he in trouble?
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Mmm...He just might be.
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But I'm gonna let your mom
Tell you about that and
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I'm gonna take this to
Go and get those prints
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Processed.
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Thank you.
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Welcome.
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Bye georgia.
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Bye bye.
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Um...She just
Wants me to meet him,
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Maybe go on a
Date, I don't know.
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Really?
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Look, if that
Makes you uncomfortable I
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Can tell her...
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No, no, no, no,
It's...It's kind of weird.
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I know.
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I've never really
Thought about it.
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Well if you're
Talking about you've
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Probably thought...
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No, georgia
Is talking about it.
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I don't know what I think.
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What do you think?
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I just can't
Imagine you with anybody
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Other than dad.
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Neither can I.
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Seriously man, dr.
Price is a great guy, one
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Of my favorite professors.
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He actually makes
Chemistry interesting.
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I hardly ever fall
Asleep in his class.
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Yeah, but he
Can be a totally different
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Person outside of class.
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I mean what if he has a
Ton of cats or collects
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Aluminum foil.
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So far no
Cats or aluminum.
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Or maybe
He's a philatelist.
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A whatist?
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Stamp collector.
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Maybe he's only in
It for the stamps.
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It's possible, she
Works for the post office.
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Looks like he's
Won a lot of awards, lots
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Of pictures of him holding
Plaques, and he's never
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Been married.
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See,
That's weird.
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Wait,
Look at this.
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He builds home for
Low-income families.
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What a miscreant.
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Alright, I still
Think that somebody, and
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By somebody I mean we,
Should check him out.
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So let's go.
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Did I
Say that word right?
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Miscreant?
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Hey boss lady,
Check out these brochures
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Returned from a local post
Office undeliverable as
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Addressed.
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Lavender butterfly
Weddings, creative.
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These are the exact same
Photos that were in the
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Brochure madison
Got for wedded bliss.
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Yep.
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And the text is
Verbatim as well.
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Definitely
The same outfit, just a
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Different name, phone
Number and website.
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It would appear so.
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Well then I have a
Proposal for you mitchell
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Meyer.
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Will you make me the
Happiest inspector in this
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Domicile and help me
Catch these criminals?
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Yes I will.
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Your wedding is
Going to be wonderful.
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You have lovely taste.
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But if your heart is set
On the country club we
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Have to act fast, they
Book up months in advance.
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Lucky for you as a member
Of the club I have access
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To weekends that
They keep just for us.
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So I am gonna get started
On this right away and I
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Can't tell you how much of
A pleasure it's going to
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Be to prepare
Your big day.
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And now a little
History lesson, yay, in
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Addition to our usual
Chemistry mumbo-jumbo.
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When last we spoke
Of elements we were
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Discussing copper which
Many of you may know from
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This little guy
Right here, huh?
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But what you might not
Realize is that this penny
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Is worth more
Than the nickel.
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I know what you're
Thinking “but the nickel
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Is worth 5 cents and
The penny is only worth 1
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Cent.” that is technically
Correct but before 1982
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The penny was made from
Copper, ha ha, which is a
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More precious and valuable
Metal than nickel.
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Why is that?
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Because copper is
A better conductor than
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Nickel?
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What?
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Told you he's good.
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Correct mr.
Waldman, and I see that
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You brought visitors.
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Welcome.
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Yes I did.
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These are my friends and
They're here to check out
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Your chemistry.
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Excellent.
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Oh, do not forget the
Mid-term this friday on
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The periodic table.
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Have a lovely day.
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He actually
Seems really funny.
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I told you.
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Oh come on,
Nobody can be that nice.
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I mean his jokes clearly
Fall flat to everybody but
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You.
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He's assigning random
Tests and he's got no
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Fashion sense, I mean look
At...Look at his pants,
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They got pleats on
Them, who does that?
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Okay, he's pretty
Cool, whatever.
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Okay, we need to
Get our stories straight.
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We've been together for...
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5 years.
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Wow, way
To string me along.
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What, it's how long
I waited before I proposed
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To my ex-wife.
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Let's
Just say 2 years.
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Hey, do you ever
Miss being married?
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Well, you know, I
Miss having somebody to
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Wake up to in the morning.
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I mean sarg is great and
Everything but it's really
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Hard to get very
Comfortable about somebody
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Who drinks out
Of the toilet.
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Did he
Learn that from you?
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Yeah, what is
This our first fight?
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Okay,
Come on, focus.
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Where did we meet?
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They're gonna ask that.
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Well, my ex-wife
And I met at a county
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Fair.
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We were contestants
In an amateur rodeo.
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Yeah, I don't
Think I can sell that.
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Let's go with the
Old blind date thing.
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Alright, fair enough.
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Chicken or steak at
The rehearsal dinner?
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Fish,
Keep it classy.
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You're assuming
Everyone's gonna eat fish.
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Mitch,
There is no everyone.
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Not if
You serve fish.
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I just don't
Really know how to feel
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About her dating.
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I mean she still
Wears her wedding ring.
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Well I know that
She loved your dad and
240
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Always will, but it's okay
For her to start dating
241
00:08:56,170 --> 00:08:58,029
Again.
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00:08:58,030 --> 00:09:00,109
She will know when the
Time is right for her.
243
00:09:00,110 --> 00:09:03,149
Yeah, what if the
Time is not right for me?
244
00:09:03,150 --> 00:09:07,019
Don't take this
The wrong way but that's
245
00:09:07,020 --> 00:09:08,239
Not your decision.
246
00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:10,009
Yeah.
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00:09:10,010 --> 00:09:12,019
Listen, they'll
Probably just go out a
248
00:09:12,020 --> 00:09:14,069
Couple times, have fun
And then end up just being
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Friends.
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00:09:16,220 --> 00:09:17,189
Yeah, that seems
To be the trend these
251
00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:19,069
Days, huh?
252
00:09:19,070 --> 00:09:21,109
Trends have a
Way of changing over time.
253
00:09:21,110 --> 00:09:24,199
Oh yeah?
254
00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:27,039
What do you mean, like
Parachute pants or dub
255
00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:28,040
Step?
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00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:30,219
Amanda?
257
00:09:30,220 --> 00:09:31,159
Huh?
258
00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:33,129
Call him
Back, he called you.
259
00:09:33,130 --> 00:09:34,169
Yeah, and
What is with that?
260
00:09:34,170 --> 00:09:36,039
No one leaves
Voicemail anymore.
261
00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:37,279
Okay, I need
You to stop coming up with
262
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Excuses not to go.
263
00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:41,279
Call him back.
264
00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:42,279
What do you got to lose?
265
00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:44,039
The
Message said dinner.
266
00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:45,289
It's like dinner.
267
00:09:45,290 --> 00:09:49,099
Okay, and
You can handle that.
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00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:50,019
Call him.
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00:09:50,020 --> 00:09:51,020
I...
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00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:54,100
Call.
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00:10:01,010 --> 00:10:02,169
7:00 is great.
272
00:10:02,170 --> 00:10:06,259
Yeah, I'm...I'm
Looking forward to it too.
273
00:10:06,260 --> 00:10:12,140
Okay then, see
You there dalton.
274
00:10:14,170 --> 00:10:15,119
Oh!
275
00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:17,039
See you
There dalton, huh?
276
00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:18,290
We haven't even planned
Our fake wedding and
277
00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,289
Already you're
Talking to another man.
278
00:10:20,290 --> 00:10:23,009
Mitch, come on,
Please, don't say anything
279
00:10:23,010 --> 00:10:24,019
To anyone.
280
00:10:24,020 --> 00:10:26,019
You and georgia are
The only ones who know.
281
00:10:26,020 --> 00:10:28,019
Come on,
Everyone knows.
282
00:10:28,020 --> 00:10:30,129
Nothing like
Living in a fishbowl.
283
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,259
Oh, don't let it
Bother you, I mean we're
284
00:10:31,260 --> 00:10:33,019
All family, right?
285
00:10:33,020 --> 00:10:36,279
Oh, speaking of family,
I have some bad news.
286
00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:38,059
What?
287
00:10:38,060 --> 00:10:39,209
My fake uncle
Is allergic to the fake
288
00:10:39,210 --> 00:10:41,290
Seafood we ordered.
289
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,039
Well tell it to
The fake wedding planner.
290
00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:45,079
Are you ready?
291
00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:46,039
Yeah, go for it.
292
00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:47,190
Okay.
293
00:10:53,190 --> 00:10:55,009
Wedded bliss.
294
00:10:55,010 --> 00:10:58,119
Hello, hi, yes, I
Saw your flier and I was
295
00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:00,219
Hoping that you could
Plan our wedding for early
296
00:11:00,220 --> 00:11:02,109
Spring.
297
00:11:02,110 --> 00:11:05,029
Oh, well I am so
Sorry but that is a very
298
00:11:05,030 --> 00:11:06,149
Busy time for us.
299
00:11:06,150 --> 00:11:09,140
Let me check the calendar...
300
00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:18,050
...You know what, we are so
Booked up unfortunately.
301
00:11:17,290 --> 00:11:20,050
But I wish you the best.
302
00:11:19,290 --> 00:11:21,249
Would you please
Call if you have any
303
00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:22,239
Openings?
304
00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:25,069
Okay, I will put
You on the wait list.
305
00:11:25,070 --> 00:11:27,070
All the best.
306
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,049
Looks like our
Wedding is off, I think we
307
00:11:30,050 --> 00:11:31,069
Lost them.
308
00:11:31,070 --> 00:11:33,019
Oh, that's too bad.
309
00:11:33,020 --> 00:11:35,010
Can I have the ring back?
310
00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:45,069
You know,
He's actually a pretty
311
00:11:45,070 --> 00:11:46,079
Good guy.
312
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,239
And surprisingly funny
For a chemistry professor.
313
00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,249
How
Would you know that?
314
00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:51,290
Noah's
In his class.
315
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:52,289
Oh.
316
00:11:52,290 --> 00:11:54,039
And I might
Have audited one or two of
317
00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:55,039
Them.
318
00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:57,039
And what
Did you learn?
319
00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:58,239
Copper pennies
Are worth more than
320
00:11:58,240 --> 00:11:59,189
Nickels.
321
00:11:59,190 --> 00:12:02,059
And?
322
00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:05,229
And I'm no longer
Nervous about you going
323
00:12:05,230 --> 00:12:07,099
Out with him.
324
00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:09,049
You were nervous?
325
00:12:09,050 --> 00:12:14,069
No, no, not
Nervous, cautious.
326
00:12:14,070 --> 00:12:19,259
But he is charismatic
And well-liked and
327
00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:21,219
Knowledgeable.
328
00:12:21,220 --> 00:12:23,049
He's a pretty good guy.
329
00:12:23,050 --> 00:12:25,050
Now you
Sound like georgia.
330
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,059
Oh preston, I
Don't know if I can go
331
00:12:30,060 --> 00:12:32,159
Through with it.
332
00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:34,149
What?
333
00:12:34,150 --> 00:12:35,249
It's too soon.
334
00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:36,259
I feel forced.
335
00:12:36,260 --> 00:12:38,199
Mom, mom, mom,
Mom, nobody's forcing you
336
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,029
To do anything.
337
00:12:40,030 --> 00:12:42,109
But you also can't sit on
The sidelines for the rest
338
00:12:42,110 --> 00:12:44,060
Of your life.
339
00:12:45,060 --> 00:12:46,169
Okay, so you
Want a smokey eye, you
340
00:12:46,170 --> 00:12:47,279
Will look amazing.
341
00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:50,139
No smokey eye,
Regular eye is just fine.
342
00:12:50,140 --> 00:12:51,290
Just a
Little smoke.
343
00:12:52,010 --> 00:12:53,029
Okay.
344
00:12:53,030 --> 00:12:53,259
So what time can
I expect you home tonight
345
00:12:53,260 --> 00:12:54,219
Mom?
346
00:12:54,220 --> 00:12:56,089
Date's at 7:00, so
What, 10:30, maybe 9:00.
347
00:12:56,090 --> 00:12:58,119
Preston, relax.
348
00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,189
You've
Got work tomorrow.
349
00:12:59,190 --> 00:13:01,099
And if you need a ride
Tonight you call me, I'll
350
00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:03,009
Come get you, okay?
351
00:13:03,010 --> 00:13:04,279
The online reviews
Say the bread salad is
352
00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:07,099
Worth a try, then move
On to the porterhouse for
353
00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:08,099
Two.
354
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:10,019
Oh I
Can't eat all that.
355
00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:12,069
Oh the
Rest is for me.
356
00:13:12,070 --> 00:13:17,259
As a matter of fact, you
Can put the rest in this.
357
00:13:17,260 --> 00:13:20,049
I don't think
It goes with my outfit.
358
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:22,290
Alright, you are done.
359
00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:28,050
Wow I
Am, thank you.
360
00:13:27,290 --> 00:13:29,189
Well here I go.
361
00:13:29,190 --> 00:13:32,089
You
Look beautiful.
362
00:13:32,090 --> 00:13:33,199
Have fun, okay?
363
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,290
Not too much fun though.
364
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,180
I will
See you later.
365
00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:49,229
So what
Happened then?
366
00:13:49,230 --> 00:13:51,199
Well after the
Academy I was assigned to
367
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,119
The d.C. Division
368
00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:55,209
And I've been there ever since.
369
00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:56,229
I really love it.
370
00:13:56,230 --> 00:13:59,119
D.C. Division,
Dum, dum, dum.
371
00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:02,239
Okay, what is the craziest
Case you ever worked on?
372
00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:05,019
Don't hold back, I can
Take it, I'm a big boy.
373
00:14:05,020 --> 00:14:10,199
Oh, well there was
This one case where a guy
374
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,259
Shipped himself in
A crate from l.A.
375
00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:14,109
To d.C.
376
00:14:14,110 --> 00:14:17,039
His plan was in mid-flight
To get out of the crate,
377
00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:19,129
Steal mail, get back in
The crate and make his
378
00:14:19,130 --> 00:14:21,129
Getaway once he landed.
379
00:14:21,130 --> 00:14:24,229
Wow, and how did
You catch this mastermind?
380
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:27,109
Well he was
Wearing headphones and
381
00:14:27,110 --> 00:14:28,289
Singing.
382
00:14:28,290 --> 00:14:32,059
Everyone sings too loudly
When they wear headphones.
383
00:14:32,060 --> 00:14:33,019
And apparently he
Was pretty awful.
384
00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:34,029
There you
Go, human nature,
385
00:14:34,030 --> 00:14:34,240
Gets you every time.
386
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:39,019
No, I can't help
That the check bounced.
387
00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:41,089
Yes, I will get your
$50,000 dollar quota, just
388
00:14:41,090 --> 00:14:44,130
Give me a few days,
I'll think of something.
389
00:14:59,020 --> 00:15:01,189
Come on, pick up,
Pick up.
390
00:15:01,190 --> 00:15:04,039
Are you a
Pecan or a pecan girl?
391
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,229
Oh, I don't care,
As long as you smother it
392
00:15:05,230 --> 00:15:08,119
In whipped cream
I'm very happy.
393
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:09,049
This is...
394
00:15:09,050 --> 00:15:10,050
Perfect answer.
395
00:15:09,290 --> 00:15:10,269
I'm sorry,
I have to get that.
396
00:15:10,270 --> 00:15:12,229
Oh sure.
397
00:15:12,230 --> 00:15:14,279
Hello?
398
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:18,199
Oh hi, that's great news.
399
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,199
Tonight?
400
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:23,239
How about the
University grind?
401
00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:26,009
I'm so happy
This worked out.
402
00:15:26,010 --> 00:15:29,109
Okay, let me just call my
Fiancé and we'll see you
403
00:15:29,110 --> 00:15:30,179
There soon.
404
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:33,189
Okay, bye bye.
405
00:15:33,190 --> 00:15:35,039
Fiancé?
406
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:38,060
Oh no, no,
No, fake fiancé.
407
00:15:37,290 --> 00:15:40,019
Well he's not a phony,
He's actually my...
408
00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:41,290
I'll have explain
Later but I have to go get
409
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,069
Wired.
410
00:15:43,070 --> 00:15:44,199
Okay, that sounded weird.
411
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:47,289
Listen, thank you, this
Has been so nice and I
412
00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:49,079
Really didn't expect
Much of any...Well...You
413
00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,159
Know...
414
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:52,059
My pleasure.
415
00:15:52,060 --> 00:15:53,069
Please...I had
A great time.
416
00:15:53,070 --> 00:15:54,039
Okay, thank you.
417
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:54,259
Be safe.
418
00:15:54,260 --> 00:15:55,290
I got it, you're good.
419
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:56,149
Okay.
420
00:15:56,150 --> 00:15:57,290
Have fun.
421
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:58,260
Bye.
422
00:16:01,230 --> 00:16:05,049
Now last but most
Importantly the flowers.
423
00:16:05,050 --> 00:16:07,039
Now there are so many
Options this time of year
424
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:10,229
But these are
Just exquisite.
425
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:12,219
The pink peonies I was
Telling you about...
426
00:16:12,220 --> 00:16:14,179
Oh I love them,
That's exactly what I
427
00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:15,289
Wanted.
428
00:16:15,290 --> 00:16:17,179
No, blue.
429
00:16:17,180 --> 00:16:19,169
Gotta be blue.
430
00:16:19,170 --> 00:16:20,179
Or periwinkle.
431
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:23,239
Oh honey, the
Color of the flowers
432
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:25,039
Really doesn't matter.
433
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,269
Well
Maybe not to you.
434
00:16:27,270 --> 00:16:30,039
For better
Or worse, right?
435
00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:32,279
Just let me know
When the better starts.
436
00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:34,209
Periwinkle, please?
437
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:35,219
Okay.
438
00:16:35,220 --> 00:16:37,279
Well all we have left is
The matter of the deposit.
439
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:40,279
Now this is a very
Ambitious portfolio so I
440
00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:46,109
Am going to need a
Deposit for $10,000.
441
00:16:46,110 --> 00:16:51,039
Ooh...Oh.
442
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:55,119
Can we honey?
443
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,099
If that's
What you want.
444
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,019
Oh you two!
445
00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:01,000
A match made in heaven.
446
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,009
Oh, I've
Ran out of checks.
447
00:17:08,010 --> 00:17:10,219
Oh, you see
What I have to deal with?
448
00:17:10,220 --> 00:17:13,009
Would it be okay
If I sent you a check?
449
00:17:13,010 --> 00:17:17,069
Well, you would
Need to pop it in the mail
450
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:20,259
First thing, I can't
Hold the space forever.
451
00:17:20,260 --> 00:17:22,119
Don't worry,
You'll get what's coming
452
00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:23,180
To you.
453
00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:53,169
You're home late.
454
00:17:53,170 --> 00:17:56,169
How was it?
455
00:17:56,170 --> 00:18:00,029
It went
Well, he's a good guy.
456
00:18:00,030 --> 00:18:04,109
But we're just gonna
Keep it as friends.
457
00:18:04,110 --> 00:18:05,270
I'm glad
You had a good time.
458
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:09,199
Goodnight.
459
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:11,060
Night.
460
00:18:50,060 --> 00:18:52,029
You know, you led
Us right to her. Your
461
00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:54,029
Testimony and that of her
Other victims, she's
462
00:18:54,030 --> 00:18:57,029
Looking at a
Minimum of 5 years.
463
00:18:57,030 --> 00:18:58,259
Thanks for coming
In madison, and thank you
464
00:18:58,260 --> 00:19:00,129
Again for all of
Your assistance.
465
00:19:00,130 --> 00:19:02,099
I'm just glad I
Could help you guys out.
466
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,049
There's just so much time
Wasted and now I have to
467
00:19:04,050 --> 00:19:05,129
Start all over.
468
00:19:05,130 --> 00:19:06,249
Don't worry about
The past, focus on your
469
00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:07,239
Big day.
470
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:08,249
Yeah.
471
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:09,279
And you've gotten
Your money back so now you
472
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:12,059
Get to plan your wedding
All over again, right?
473
00:19:12,060 --> 00:19:13,059
Yeah.
474
00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:14,099
Hey, have you
Decided what you're going
475
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:15,239
To serve?
476
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,089
Oh go with fish,
It's always so classy.
477
00:19:17,090 --> 00:19:18,169
No, no, no, no, no,
Go with chicken, everybody
478
00:19:18,170 --> 00:19:19,199
Loves chicken.
479
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,049
Hey, what about a
Nice prime rib, the people
480
00:19:21,050 --> 00:19:22,109
Love a prime rib.
481
00:19:22,110 --> 00:19:23,059
Yeah but there's
People that don't eat
482
00:19:23,060 --> 00:19:24,019
Meat.
483
00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:24,280
You're right,
Maybe just fish and
484
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,029
Chicken, just
Stop right there.
485
00:19:26,030 --> 00:19:27,179
No, but then
That's added expense.
486
00:19:27,180 --> 00:19:29,059
If you just go with the
Chicken then she doesn't
487
00:19:29,060 --> 00:19:30,159
Have to spend
That kind of money.
488
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,059
Have you
Thought about the cake?
489
00:19:31,060 --> 00:19:31,279
I would do cupcakes.
490
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,289
Think about that.
491
00:19:32,290 --> 00:19:33,269
She can spend that
Extra money on dessert.
492
00:19:33,270 --> 00:19:35,010
Oh, yeah.
493
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,029
Today's episode
Is about one of the
494
00:19:43,030 --> 00:19:46,059
Simplest and oldest frauds,
Failure to render.
495
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,060
Shopping for goods and
Services either through
496
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,259
The mail or online opens
Up a whole new world of
497
00:19:50,260 --> 00:19:51,279
Choices.
498
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:54,019
But it also opens up a new
Way for scammers to steal
499
00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:55,029
Money.
500
00:19:55,030 --> 00:19:57,060
While many internet
Promotions are legitimate,
501
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,019
Innovative con artists
Also use the internet to
502
00:19:59,020 --> 00:20:01,019
Conduct
Fraudulent schemes.
503
00:20:01,020 --> 00:20:03,109
Some sellers offer
Descriptions of products
504
00:20:03,110 --> 00:20:05,069
They don't even have
In their possession.
505
00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:07,139
Or services like the
Wedding planner that they
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00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:08,249
Don't even provide.
507
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,290
Don't get taken.
508
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,119
Know who you're dealing
With and what you're
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00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:12,219
Purchasing.
510
00:20:12,220 --> 00:20:14,089
Doing research on the
Front end can save you
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00:20:14,090 --> 00:20:15,250
Time and money
In the long run.
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