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Morning, everyone. Good morning, Arthur
Tobin.
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I'm just cooking for my beloved family.
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Look, I know it's going to take some
time to get you through the cameras, but
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you just have to do your best to forget
that they're here.
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Wait, does that apply to everybody?
Because I've been working on my gym from
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office looks.
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Like... That's a good one.
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Or like... No, no, no, no. Don't zoom
in. And don't cook breakfast in a
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Here we are capturing crew.
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Is that a turkey?
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Oh, boy.
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Don't film this. I have an amazing plan
for whenever something happens that I
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don't want in the movie.
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I just tell my phone to play the Beatles
because that ain't in the budget.
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You know what? I can't stay mad when my
favorite Beatles song is playing.
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If you want to hug me, better say you
love me with a little kiss or two.
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Yeah!
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All right, a new day, another fresh
start with my dudes.
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No, I'm sorry. Point is, I'm excited.
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Me too, Arthur Tobin. We pull this off,
people are going to see me in a whole
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new light.
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Like they did at the Pharrell's movie.
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Did you know he grew up Lego?
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And I know we all have slightly
different visions for the film. No, no,
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you. You know, this could work for all
of us.
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I just don't want us to come off like J
-Lo in her documentary.
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Right, no Ben Affleck.
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It's a good note.
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If you need any help with the old
Dockeroonie, I got a bunch of Reggie's
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stuff in the basement.
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I've actually spent a lot of time
organizing the Reggie Dinkins library.
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It's got everything from his baby teeth
to his wisdom teeth. Well, I mean, it's
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not just all teeth, obviously.
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You know, there's football stuff in
there, too. You know, like the gold
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that got knocked out. Damn it. Right.
Super. Well, whatever the documentary
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up becoming, we will discover it
together because the cameras will be
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everything, both the highs and the lows.
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Oh, you want bad stuff?
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Reggie Dinkins will give you plenty of
that.
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Wait.
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What'd I do? You don't even know? That
makes it so much worse.
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Though it actually did end up being
quite useful.
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Jesus.
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Black. George Washington?
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Black. Just deal with it, okay?
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Go apologize to Brina for whatever you
did. We don't need that kind of drama
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right now.
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I can't figure out why Brina's mad at
me.
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There isn't any birthdays or
anniversaries on the calendar.
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All the toilet seats are down.
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I didn't put any empty cartons back in
the fridge.
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And I haven't liked any full -chested
women's posts on Instagram.
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I even asked to Auntie Sheila, because
Brina tells her everything.
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Even if I did know, I wouldn't tell you.
But let's talk about why you're taking
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my niece to that filthy church. You know
God don't like no... She was busy.
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Ashley?
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Are you going to get that?
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Oh. Sorry, um, my therapist told me I
need to spend less time on the phone.
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Okay.
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Thank you, Ashley.
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Honestly, not a problem.
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Okay, um, thank you for this, Monica. I
wanted to start with you today in part
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because Reggie is, how do I say this,
still just doing the most.
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Did he wear his tuxedo? He did. But you,
I mean, well, let me just say I respect
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a contemplative queen.
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Uh -huh.
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So, you were a Quincy Magoo scholar at
Rutgers.
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First in your class at the Wisconsin
School of Business. But I don't want to
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talk to Monica Rees -Dink just yet. I
would like to start off today by talking
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to little Moni Rees.
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Hi, sweetie. Are you excited about all
the stuff you're going to accomplish?
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I'm not doing baby talks.
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But yeah, sure.
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I always had big dreams.
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If you think by staying quiet, I'm going
to start talking just to break the
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silence. To be fair, that trick really
works on Rusty. Why are you saying
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anything?
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I hate this. Are you mad at me?
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Okay, here's something. When I'm alone,
I like to write rock raps. Fine, I'll do
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one. I'm a lyrical spiritual miracle on
the spherical earth since birth.
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Where did you go? Please stop me.
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And do I look like Rusty Boy to you?
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Um, yeah, well...
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Why don't we just get to that for a
minute?
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Interviews are like jazz.
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You have to improvise.
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Feel it out.
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Like... Wow!
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Okay.
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You can stop looking at me like that
now. Of course.
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I got you this.
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Here. I'm sorry.
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Does this mean you figured out what you
did wrong?
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I was meaning to you in a dream.
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I got you a purse, didn't I? You always
get me a purse, or shoes, or you hire
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Flo Rida to come and sing while I work
out. But you never actually apologize to
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me like you mean it.
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She's got a point. My dad spent his
formative years being told he could do
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wrong. At Rutgers, they had to rename an
entire building because he kept
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misreading the sign.
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So he still has trouble realizing when
he messes up, but he wants everyone to
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happy. So if you're mad at him, he just
buys you stuff.
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It's dope.
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I mean, when my parents got divorced, I
got a crossbow.
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I was five.
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It's not a real apology if you don't
know what you're apologizing for.
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Here's also a necklace.
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Hey, you gotta be a bro. Help me out
here.
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Find out what I did so I can get out the
doghouse.
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I don't really want to snitch.
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I'll make it worth your while.
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Snitches get stitches, yo.
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Specifically, these Abloh off lights.
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Check out that stitching, huh?
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Look, Arthur, you think taking me back
to the old neighborhood is going to
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release a flood of emotions. It's not.
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This place has changed.
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This was all empty lots when I was
growing up.
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This cell phone store, they used to sell
landlines. I mean, I barely even
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recognize.
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Playground.
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It looks exactly the same.
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How? It's landmarked because Nas lost
his virginity on the seesaw.
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Do you remember making this mirror? Oh,
my God.
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Find this place.
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I haven't thought about it in ages.
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So I talked to your cousin? The nurse of
the bitch.
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I couldn't get in contact with the
bitch, but your cousin Rockfeet told me
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about Double Dutch.
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Yes.
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I used to come to this place every day
after school. I was always the jumper,
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and I was good.
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Ha!
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Watch this.
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Hey!
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And did...
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Little Moni Reese ever imagined where
her life would take her. In marrying an
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NFL superstar, seeing the bright lights
of Buffalo, Cincinnati, Jacksonville.
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Things change so fast.
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That first year in college, Reggie got
famous like that.
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Right, yes, yes, the famous food
poisoning game.
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Remember the name Reggie Dinkins, folks?
The freshman is leading Rutgers to a
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stunning upset over number two Penn
State, all while battling severe food
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poisoning. Gross, Jimmy. You said it,
Brian. Right.
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The food poisoning game.
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What's that?
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Why the air quotes?
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Hey, didn't you say earlier you wanted
to talk to little Moni?
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How little were you thinking?
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Hey,
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man. Turns out Bikini Crab on Masked
Digger was Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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How did you know it was me?
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TV off.
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Bina, please. I cannot handle you icing
me out like this. Or dressing like that.
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It leads so much to the imagination.
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And you know I don't got a good
imagination.
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Well, you don't deserve to see what's
under here.
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Look, I know what I did wrong.
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And if you're really upset about me
starting the dishwasher while you were
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eating your breakfast... I guess I'm
sorry.
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Finally. But God forbid you hand wash
your own cereal bowl.
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You should be happy I do dishes at all.
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I'm rich. I'm old. I don't have to do
anything.
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So it's really dumb of you to get mad
about it. Oh, my God. You are the worst
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apologies.
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You want me to call Flo Rida? What's the
point? No matter how good I apologize,
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it's never good enough.
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After the whole gambling thing, I begged
for forgiveness.
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And what did it give me?
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Tom's man of the year.
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Like when they gave it to Hitler.
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Yeah. Yeah, you apologized real good
back then.
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Reggie, you let a lot of people down.
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What do you want to say to them?
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I guess I'm sorry if anybody's dumb
enough to be offended.
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But I ain't doing anything wrong.
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You should be happy you're getting to
watch me play football.
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But I apologize or whatever.
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Here you go, baby.
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Rose gold hardware. Nice.
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That's not much of an apology.
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Oh, where are you going?
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Where is she going?
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And that's one of the better ones.
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You told Ann Curry that it wasn't you
who gambled. It was the one -armed man.
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It worked in the future, this. It
didn't. He went to jail.
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Fine.
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What do you want from me? I said I'm
sorry.
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And we all know that an apology wouldn't
have changed anything, no matter how I
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said it.
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I devoted my whole life to entertaining
you people. Are you not entertained?
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Gladiator. Nice.
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The only thing this country loves more
than a hero is tear one down.
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Tiger Woods, y 'all. Can't believe he
talked about gambling in 2026 when
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everybody has a casino in their pocket
now.
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Oh, he's talking about your phone,
sheep.
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And guess what? There's probably a
racial component to this. Always a
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component.
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Subtext, Rusty. Subtext. I'm done
apologizing to everyone.
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Yeah, you sheep. I'm going to kill you.
And they ain't never going to find the
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body. Rusty, come on.
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Rusty, come on. Rusty, go.
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Come back.
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Right. The food poisoning game.
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The food poisoning game.
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Wiggle, wiggle, said the little
thingies.
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Okay, here's what's up. I feel like my
using air quotes earlier has gotten
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way out of proportion.
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See, I'm one of those people that uses
air quotes to emphasize important stuff,
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like food poisoning game.
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I love my son.
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The Supreme Court should have term
limits.
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See?
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This is fun.
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Oh, man, the food poisoning game?
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Reggie blew up after that. Jim Carrey
played him on In Living Color.
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It was a different time. Different time.
Yeah. Here we go. Let's see if you're
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looking for anything specific.
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You know, we got everything, man. We
got, like, magazines and videos.
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Oh, we got the single weird owl released
about Reggie.
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Food poison.
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The two to bell bib to those poison.
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That food is poison.
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Poison.
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Actual poison.
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You never trust food that's been out for
a while.
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Not his best.
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All right, Reggie, let's talk about the
food poisoning game.
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The food poisoning game. Finally, yes.
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We can talk about something I don't have
to apologize for.
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So can you explain why your archive
contains seemingly every copy of the
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16, 1993 edition of the Penn State
student newspaper?
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That was a big game.
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Monica would always buy up stories about
me. Right.
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But this paper is from the day of the
game.
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So the food poisoning game hadn't
actually happened yet.
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What's up with your fingies?
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I had nothing to do with that.
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I think... I know what happened, Ray.
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Okay, fellas.
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Rutgers football freshman prank.
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We're going to steal Penn State's
mascot.
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It's a tiny lion.
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Nittany lion, man.
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Nittany. What does nittany mean?
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Nittany means big. Oh, God!
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That's you, isn't it, Reggie?
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How did you really get sick that night?
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I had to swim across a freezing river
just to get away from that damn lion.
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I must have swallowed a gallon of
Pennsylvania trash water.
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Is that game?
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It's a part of my heroic origin story,
Arthur Tobin.
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Why are you interrogating the myth?
Instead of being the weekend that
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your career, it could have ended it. If
you'd been caught, you would have lost
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your scholarship. But I did get caught.
How did you even... Zoom in on me
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dramatically.
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Monica.
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Young man, no son of mine... Wait.
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You don't have a face tattoo.
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I sent that text from his phone.
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How could you? You know my two biggest
fears are Carmela getting a face tattoo
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or marrying someone who doesn't
understand my vibe. Sorry I had to use
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that, son, but I needed to get your
mother here to yell at her.
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All good.
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The hell, Monica?
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Penn State was one of the few things in
my career I can still be proud of, and
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you told Arthur Tobin?
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How we're down?
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To be fair, she didn't actually say
anything, but her air quotes does
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too much, me think.
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He's a sneaky little punk ass. Does it
matter how it happened? It's out there
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now. How would you like if I told
everybody about the time he dressed as
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Pocahontas on Halloween?
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It was okay back then, I think.
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And you wouldn't even have a career in
the first place if it wasn't for me. I
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bought up all those newspapers.
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I got the negatives from the school
paper by giving the photographer my bra.
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I actually tracked that guy down. Your
bra's in the archives now. This is the
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archives' fault!
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You know what? You should be thanking me
for pulling your ass out of the fire.
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If you talk about that luau on our
honeymoon, thank you. I am talking about
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State and every other day since then.
Okay, let's go deeper on that, guys.
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up! But yeah, let's.
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Yesterday, I was reminded of a time
before all this when I was fun and
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and didn't get lower back pain from
double dutching. Oh, but sorry for
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up for the first time ever.
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That was a bad apology.
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Why she gotta be all dismissive and
whatnot?
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My feelings matter.
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Let's go deeper on that, Reggie. You
know, Brina might have felt the same
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Let me get there on my own.
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Fine, just tell me.
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Okay, where's the dumb archive where you
keep all of Reggie's stuff? You really
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should knock before you just bust in
here for so many reasons.
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Nudity, the way that I eat, home alone
traps.
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Hey, okay, come on, be careful.
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There's a system here.
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We need to get rid of some of this
stuff. I don't even know what kind of
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you've got in here. Garbage?
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You call this garbage?
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The mayor of Philadelphia threw this at
Reggie during an Eagles game.
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Monica, stop.
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Great. Let's start with this.
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Oh, you wore that to Reggie's first
signing meeting.
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It was okay back then.
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Oh, no, that you could toss. Just a
stupid meeting with this old jump rope.
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That's filthy garbage. I hate it.
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Hey, Bree, look, playing football, all I
was ever taught to do was run forward
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unless I had to go lateral or backwards
to evade a defender or a flea flicker.
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One time, the coach made me take a
safety just to eat up the clock. Is this
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somehow supposed to be an apology?
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It's coming.
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Let me cook.
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Listen, as an athlete, you're taught
never to dwell on mistakes.
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You make it up on the next play.
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But I get it now.
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Sometimes when you don't look back, it
seems like you don't care.
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And I couldn't even apologize, right?
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For the nitiniest mistake I've ever
made.
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Nitiniest? Nitini means big.
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What I'm saying is that I don't want to
mess up like that with you.
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Well, a dishwasher wasn't really that
big a deal.
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I mean, why is either of us doing our
own dishes?
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I'm still sorry for all the terrible
apologies.
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You deserve better.
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And I'm done trying to buy forgiveness
with gifts.
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I know I got to try harder to listen,
pay attention, and love you right.
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And I know money can't buy any of that.
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Thank you, baby.
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And Mello, I haven't been fair to you
either.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Trying to buy my son's forgiveness with
concert tickets, sneakers, and shades.
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But now I know none of that matters to
you.
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Nope.
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Just your love.
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That's right. So from now on, You get
real apologies.
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I'm really sorry I broke your laptop
trying to kill a spider.
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Wait, you did what?
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That broken laptop?
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Could have gotten me a payday.
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And why is Brittany even trying to make
my dad be like an actual adult dad
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instead of a bro with a black card?
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What? I hear it.
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And I know this is good for us, but I
don't have to like it.
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Father.
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I'm sorry I called you a sneaky little
travel -sized punk -ass.
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You actually didn't say all of that, but
yeah, apology accepted.
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Getting used to all this isn't going to
be easy.
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And digging up the past is scary.
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But because of you, I just double
-dutched for the first time in 30 years.
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Hey, that's fantastic.
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What did you say? Nothing. Where did you
say?
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Jazz.
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It's been an interesting couple of days.
Reggie actually apologized for, well,
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the last 30 years.
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And I think he meant it.
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He didn't just give me a bag. Not that I
mind the bag.
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I, however, am still waiting for Monica
to apologize for blowing up my Penn
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State story.
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Here you go, baby.
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Oh, nice.
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Sweet like bear meat.
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Apology accepted.
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Hey,
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hey, hey. You cannot be here without a
kid. That's not okay.
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Yeah, sorry. You're right.
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It's just that I feel so carefree. It's
amazing.
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You cannot film kids in a park.
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