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MATT: (Ugandan accent) Everybody
needs a bosom for a pillow!
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Everybody needs a bosom!
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JAY: Everybody needs
a bosom for a pillow!
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There is a message in this song,
and it is a message about
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heteronormativeness!
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Everybody needs a bosom...
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Play-- I have brought
my piano player
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to play for you
a religious song.
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(Piano playing)
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Are you ready?
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We are going to bring it to you.
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Sing this in your villages!
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Spread this word!
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This is the new message!
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Ready?
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♪ Everybody needs a
bosom for a pillow ♪
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♪ Everybody needs a bosom
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♪ There’s no gays
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♪ Everybody needs a
bosom for a pillow ♪
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♪ Everybody needs a bosom
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♪ Everybody needs a
bosom for a pillow ♪
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♪ Everybody needs a bosom
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So we are not going to have
gayness in Uganda anymore!
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It is a day for celebration!
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♪ No gays, no gays
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You can go home and be
proud to be from Uganda!
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We are going to lock
them up and (Bleep)!
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(Speaking gibberish)
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Amen, brudda!
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(Piano playing)
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It’s weird.
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It’s-- It’s a bit
crazy, yeah, okay.
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I got an idea!
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You won’t believe it, but--
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Maybe we can do
something special today.
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A different style of plan!
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- Yep.
- Watch this.
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So...
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Why don’t we start by
writing the date down?
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Uh, right, so this is--
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What happens on the 4th month
on the 20th day, on 4/20?
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Uh, I don’t know, what--
Oh, oh, no, I know what it is!
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Those two... little... brats...
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shot all their friends
at school, didn’t they?
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Okay, well, what--
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Columbine!
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Okay, the Rivoli’s
on Queen Street...
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I know about the Rivoli.
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What the fuck is
underneath it, man?!
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What is 4/20?
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Industrial strength,
Penguin-style drill.
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4/20’s happened before.
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What have we done...
What did we do last 4/20?
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Look at this, and
this is the viewing area.
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Go!
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(Laughing)
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Drill it right...
right into it!
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What else could
we do on April 20th?
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What the (Bleep) thing
we can do on April 20th?
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Drop this fucking April 20th!
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- No!
- Why?!
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Nah, I think I’m gonna
do my own thing today.
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I’ll go out.
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I don’t need the--
I don’t need all the--
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I’ll just have my
own day, that’s fine.
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Can I do that?
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Dude, are you hearing my plan?
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Let’s rehearse something!
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You wanna play Nintendo?
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I know what you wanna see!
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How about I draw, uh, a piano?
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There’s the keys...
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You forgot my birthday.
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(Gasping)
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It’s your B-day?!
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Why didn’t you say?!
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I’m so sorry, I forgot!
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Oh my god, forget the plan!
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No, we’re having a party!
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- No...
- Yes, man!
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No, I don’t want a party.
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- Look at egg on me!
- No, I don’t wanna--
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What kind of
fucking friend am I?!
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No, ’cause then we have to--
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then I’m gonna have all that
attention, and I don’t--
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I’m not the type of guy
that needs attention.
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We’re going to get
you a gift, come on!
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- No!
- Yes, come on!
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Come on, that’s it, we’re going!
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Best April 20th ever!
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We’re going to the Eaton Centre!
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Okay, we made it!
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(Sighing)
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(Laughing)
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’Kay, but why did we have
to rush out of there though?
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I was all hungry.
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It’s you’re B-day, dude,
we gotta move fast!
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We should’ve had
a nice meal first
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and get proper
sustenance for the day.
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You’re cranky!
You know what it is?
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I just haven’t eaten
anything, that’s all.
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You need something to eat,
and until you get it,
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you’re gonna be in a bad mood.
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Sorry, it’s not every day that
people forget your birthday.
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It’s my friend’s birthday today.
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Yeah.
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So...
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Yeah, that’s what
I was just trying to
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explain to him, hangry!
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He said he didn’t eat anything.
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We were rushing out today, so...
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Bird, I’m gonna--
once we get off,
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I’ll get the snacks, you get
the snacks in your belly, mwah!
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Good snacks or (Bleep)ty snacks?
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I’m gonna get you some snacks,
we’re gonna mellow out.
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I’m gonna get
Doritos, Fritos, Cheetos,
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mix ’em all up
into a big fun bag.
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Where you gonna get all of that?
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As if.
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You get all that stuff
at the same place.
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That’s right, you can
easily get all those things.
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- Yeah.
- I know.
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It’s like the most
common food there is.
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That’s what the robots will eat.
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Okay, we don’t need to...
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Hey, it was nice
meeting you guys!
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See ya later, peace.
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Bye-bye, thank you.
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That’s so sweet.
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See ya, later.
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Bye.
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♪
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Alright!
(Laughing)
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Yes, man!
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What is with the crowd?
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Must be a lot of
people’s B-day today!
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Well, it’s April 20th, AKA
4/20 Day, a time in which
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marijuana enthusiasts tune out,
toke up, and get high.
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♪ Ever heard of vertigo?
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♪ Well ain’t no way else to go
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♪ Prevail knows the faculties
our poison lay you vertical ♪
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♪ It’s only murder for
every small animal committed ♪
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♪ The only difference is
I won’t admit I did it ♪
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Whoa my gosh,
it’s busy, huh? Wow!
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Uh, I’m looking for a place
to get my friend some snacks!
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We’re gonna lose each other,
we gotta figure out what to do.
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Yeah, okay, I’m gonna put
this toonie on the ground, okay?
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Stay by the toonie.
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We’ll meet back at
the toonie, okay?
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- This is where we meet?
- We’ll meet back here.
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I’m gonna go get
you some snacks!
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Okay, wait here, Bird!
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- I’ll be right back.
- Get good snacks, Matt!
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(Crowd chattering)
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I’m staying...
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(Coin jangling)
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Um...
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Did you see a toonie here?
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Anyone see a toonie
fall on the ground?
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- What are you looking for?
- A toonie.
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My toonie.
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No, it’s just-- it
was a meeting spot.
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Was it here?
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Matt?
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(Dramatic music)
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Matt?
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♪
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Matt!
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Ketchup, everybody
likes ketchup.
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Oh, a Slim Jim!
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You know, it’s my
friend’s B-day,
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so I’m getting him a snack.
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He’s hangry!
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Hey, thanks a lot!
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See ya later, bye!
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Come on, let’s go.
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You guys didn’t see
a toonie anywhere
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on the ground here, did you?
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It was a meeting spot.
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Where is it?
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Brownies?
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I could use one.
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Thank you so much,
this is great.
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Huh, nice guy.
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Just gave me a brownie!
(Laughing)
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Save this for later.
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My friend’s getting me
snacks, it’s my birthday.
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Yeah.
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You guys didn’t see
a toonie anywhere?
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Bird, I got snacks, buddy!
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Where’s the toonie?
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Uh, yeah, you know what?
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They’re for my--
It’s my friend’s birthday
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and he’s pretty hungry.
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Sorry.
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Bird! Bird!
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They’re for my friend’s--
They’re for my friend’s B-day.
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Hey, happy birthday, dude!
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No, it’s my friend Jay.
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Jay, happy birthday, dude!
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That’s not Jay, that’s not Jay.
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Huh?
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Well, it’s his
birthday video, no?
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Can I sneak through here, guys?
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No, don’t, they’re
for my friend Jay!
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I’m sorry-- Yeah,
I’m sorry, you can’t--
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Hey, no, stop it!
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Bird!
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Hey!
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Aah, no, they’re for Jay!
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They’re for Jay!
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Stop it!
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Jay!
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Jay!
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(Slowed) Jay!
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I’m getting mobbed, Jay!
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♪
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♪
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(Panting)
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Be careful out there!
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Be careful!
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Hi.
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Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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Oh my god!
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(Panting)
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What the hell?
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Trying to get my friend snacks.
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’Cause I forgot his
birthday this morning.
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And then he got very hungry,
and then I got him these snacks,
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and when I came back, the
toonie was gone, he was gone.
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And that’s when people
started coming for the chips.
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SECURITY: Okay, yeah.
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Thank you, yeah.
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I’m starting to think
maybe this is a...
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Where am I right now?
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Where is this?
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Oh, this is the Eaton Centre!
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Oh, it’s not too late!
I can get him a gift here!
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Oh my gosh, thank you!
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SECURITY: Okay...
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Okay, great!
It’s not too late!
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I can still get Jay a gift!
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(Honking)
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Uh-oh.
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What... Oh, what’s that?
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Ugh, it’s just a dime.
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It’s just a dime!
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(Laughing)
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Matt!
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You didn’t happen to see a
toonie get kicked along here,
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hear the jangle of it?
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And you didn’t take it, did ya?
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Was trying to meet
up with my friend.
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It’s my birthday today.
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(Chuckling)
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Tough day for the Bird today.
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Tough day for the Bird.
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(Bike dinging)
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It’s just a piece of tinfoil.
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00:09:41,714 --> 00:09:43,482
(Laughing)
261
00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:44,851
Who needs ’em?
262
00:09:44,884 --> 00:09:46,185
Champs.
263
00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:48,321
Some new runners for Jay?
264
00:09:48,354 --> 00:09:49,555
Some new shoes?
265
00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,758
Okay, how ’bout these
Air Force Ones for Bird?
266
00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:53,093
So where do we pay,
up at the front?
267
00:09:55,728 --> 00:09:56,963
Shorts?
268
00:09:57,030 --> 00:10:01,101
(Store music playing)
269
00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:06,473
Wow!
270
00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:08,641
Jay will love this!
271
00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:09,809
Look at this!
272
00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,678
And does it-- does it
match the shoes?
273
00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:15,949
Ah!
274
00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:17,484
Huh?
275
00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:21,254
Fresh!
276
00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:25,525
(Traffic noise)
277
00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:28,027
Oh, I want that
toonie right now.
278
00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:30,797
I would put that to good use.
279
00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,866
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine...
280
00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:35,034
Ten nuggets, god.
281
00:10:40,006 --> 00:10:41,975
Oh, wait a second.
282
00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:43,276
Oh!
283
00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:48,014
Brownie!
284
00:10:48,047 --> 00:11:02,895
♪
285
00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:06,866
No, I’m just getting my
friend a B-day present.
286
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,235
How about this?
287
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:09,603
Does it suit the shorts?
288
00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:14,207
Okay, well, then let’s--
289
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:16,242
we just gotta complete
the look with a shirt.
290
00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:20,747
Colour!
291
00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:30,823
♪
292
00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:46,105
♪
293
00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:49,943
(Motor rumbling)
294
00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:53,847
(Children yelling)
295
00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:08,762
♪
296
00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:10,897
(Exhaling)
297
00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:14,333
♪
298
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,603
Oh boy.
299
00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:18,204
(Sighing)
300
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,539
It’s my birthday.
301
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,409
Thanks.
302
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:25,612
(Sighing)
303
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:43,730
(Laughing)
304
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,667
(Sighing)
305
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,168
It’s my birthday.
306
00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:51,937
Thanks.
307
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,474
(Sighing)
308
00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:59,645
Well, I’m gonna go and
try to find that toonie.
309
00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:01,514
I know it’s
around here somewhere.
310
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:15,695
(Echoing) Toonie,
toonie, toonie...
311
00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:17,029
(Slowed) Okay, listen up!
312
00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:18,431
Here’s the meeting spot, ready?
313
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:21,001
My dad’s old trick: we’re
gonna meet by the toonie.
314
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,836
Jay, are you-- are
you okay with this?
315
00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:24,304
Yes, I understand, thank you!
316
00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:26,272
Watch this, I’ll put
this toonie on the ground.
317
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,908
Stay by the toonie, okay?
318
00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,742
You see a toonie anywhere?
319
00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:32,812
I’m not crazy, I
just lost my toonie.
320
00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:34,113
Oh, it’s hot.
321
00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:39,251
(Slowed) Why don’t
I just come with you?
322
00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:42,021
Because I-- I wanna get
snacks to surprise you, okay?
323
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:44,857
Okay.
324
00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:46,459
You guys haven’t seen a
toonie anywhere, have you?
325
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:47,994
Just looking for a toonie.
326
00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:50,162
Excuse me, I’m
looking for a toonie.
327
00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:51,230
My friend put it down,
and we were supposed to
328
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,199
meet at my-- at the toonie.
329
00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:56,869
Banana? Sure.
330
00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:59,606
Thank you!
331
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,441
Mmm!
332
00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:09,515
It’s a rotten banana.
333
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:16,222
It’s a rotten banana.
334
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,326
It’s rotten.
335
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:31,037
(Metal screeching)
336
00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:33,205
(Wind blowing)
337
00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:35,708
Heh, my friend’s birthday!
338
00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:37,444
He’s gonna-- He’s
gonna go apeshit!
339
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:38,578
Oh, look at this!
340
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,012
Here it is, look at that!
341
00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:42,281
That’s Jay! That’s Jay!
342
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:44,284
This is Jay!
343
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:54,227
(Sad music)
344
00:14:54,293 --> 00:15:04,303
♪
345
00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:19,251
♪
346
00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:21,454
These gifts aren’t
for Jay, are they?
347
00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:29,195
(Uplifting music)
348
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:32,031
I wrecked his B-day.
349
00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:35,367
First by forgetting
it, and now this.
350
00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:39,805
♪
351
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:42,141
You know what, what I
should’ve just done is said,
352
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:43,710
"You know what, Jay?
353
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:46,279
I know what you want for your
B-day: a show at the Rivoli!
354
00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:48,014
And that’s what
I’m gonna get ya!"
355
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,051
Come on!
356
00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:53,919
(Panting)
357
00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:02,861
(Coin jangling)
358
00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:17,410
Oh...
359
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:20,913
Yes!
360
00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:23,116
(Laughing)
361
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,984
Oh, thank you,
thank you, thank you!
362
00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:26,653
(Laughing)
363
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,354
Yes!
364
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:36,162
(Sad music)
365
00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:40,166
♪
366
00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:42,835
I didn’t really need to
find this toonie, did I?
367
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:47,107
♪
368
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,841
Here.
369
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,877
(Uplifting music)
370
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,378
You can have it.
371
00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:54,313
I don’t need it.
372
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:55,882
I never did.
373
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,421
Thank you.
374
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:15,034
♪
375
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:16,702
Sorry, man!
376
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:17,937
Oh, sorry!
377
00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:19,272
Hi, how you doing?
378
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:20,706
Ah, this is genius!
379
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,609
(Panting)
380
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:25,211
Oh my god, I can’t believe I
didn’t think of this before!
381
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:32,819
(Panting)
382
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,420
Hi, excuse me?
383
00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:36,789
It’s my friend’s birthday, and
I’m trying to book a show for...
384
00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:38,090
for us to play here tonight.
385
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:41,894
What?
386
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,903
JAY: We need to make a
good first impression.
387
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,105
MATT: We’re a band, we’re
trying to get a show here.
388
00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:53,873
- And what band’s that?
- Nirvanna the Band?
389
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,208
MATT: We just want
Nirvanna the Band
390
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,944
to play a show at the Rivoli!
391
00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,545
JAY: How is the Rivoli
ever gonna take us seriously
392
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,880
if you keep pulling
(Bleep) like this?
393
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,415
MATT: Bird, come on,
bud, I did it for us!
394
00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:05,584
JAY: I’m very happy to go to
the ends of the Earth with you.
395
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,920
I hope the future
brings us great fortune.
396
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:17,997
(High-pitched tone)
397
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:30,510
(High-pitched tone)
398
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:31,978
(Door shutting)
399
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:33,445
(Panting)
400
00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:34,914
Matt?
401
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,483
(Panting)
402
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:40,820
Matt!
403
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,290
Okay, I gotta
tell you something.
404
00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:45,791
No, no, no, I gotta
tell you something.
405
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,995
You’re not gonna believe this.
406
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:50,563
So...
407
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,165
No, no, no, no, you don’t...
408
00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:54,133
No, don’t take the wind
out of my sails right now.
409
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:55,567
I’m not trying to, Jay...
410
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,070
- I’ve had quite the day!
- Bird, this is not a joke.
411
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,404
It’s still my birthday,
412
00:18:58,437 --> 00:19:00,439
so I deserve the floor
right now, alright?
413
00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:02,441
- So let me go first?
- You have no idea.
414
00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:04,443
Listen, I had problems
with the toonie.
415
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:08,548
- Alright, Jay...
- Okay?
416
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,883
I kept falling down
and falling down,
417
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:13,819
and I realized...
418
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:15,488
I just wanna give it away.
419
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,660
What fucking toonie?
420
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,028
It was the toonie.
421
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,465
I’m just saying, why am I
worried about a toonie
422
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,668
when we’re trying to
get a show at the Rivoli?
423
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:30,770
That’s what I’m saying.
Something has changed, okay?
424
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,004
Something has changed.
425
00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:33,540
You’re not wearing your hat.
426
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,843
You’re not the same
without your hat.
427
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,579
We can’t do a plan
without you wearing your hat.
428
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:40,646
Can I tell you--
429
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:41,881
Can you put your hat on
and then tell me
430
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:43,449
what you’re gonna tell me?
431
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:44,984
It’s weird looking at
you without your hat.
432
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:46,486
This is the
craziest day of my life.
433
00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:48,955
Every band has a look.
434
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:50,756
Yeah, I will put on the hat.
435
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:58,831
(Ominous music)
436
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,733
(Gasping)
437
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,836
♪
438
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,838
(Shuddering)
439
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:15,814
♪
440
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,716
(Burping)
Just put on the hat.
441
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:27,793
♪
442
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:49,248
♪
443
00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:51,316
Matt, what did
you wanna tell me?
444
00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:54,186
What’s... changed?
445
00:20:54,253 --> 00:21:00,993
♪
446
00:21:01,026 --> 00:21:02,027
Nothing.
447
00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:07,166
So... nothing has changed?
448
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:10,303
Nothing’s changed.
449
00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:11,370
Great, okay!
450
00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:12,437
So we can start the day over.
451
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:14,107
We got the new
4/20 going right now!
452
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:16,609
Okay, so I actually got a lot
of inspiration today because
453
00:21:16,675 --> 00:21:18,243
I kinda went on a
walk all over the...
454
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,979
Excuse me.
455
00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:22,915
Yeah, I went all over the city,
456
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,583
and then I found myself
in Kensington Market.
457
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:27,153
I must’ve gone for a little
bit of a ride, and...
458
00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:28,654
Can you hit the board, please?
459
00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:32,090
And I met a whole lot of
people, including one...
460
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,159
I guess it was sort of
like a half-Asian guy,
461
00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:37,997
pigmentation on his skin,
and I started telling him
462
00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:39,465
I don’t think I’m gonna
count from now on.
463
00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:42,167
♪
464
00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:47,673
’Cause the more you count, the
more it is that calculation.
465
00:21:47,706 --> 00:21:50,509
Infinity forevermore.
466
00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:52,612
(Sighing)
467
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,080
I guess I should be honest.
468
00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:56,949
That really wasn’t my
idea, it was his idea.
469
00:21:56,982 --> 00:22:00,052
Um... I had to get out of there.
470
00:22:00,085 --> 00:22:01,820
He was trying to (Bleep) me.
471
00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:05,157
Well, it’s over.
472
00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:07,026
Uh, if you’re just having
to catch this on your DVR
473
00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:08,894
and you haven’t
seen the episode yet,
474
00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:10,729
now is a really good
time to turn this off.
475
00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:11,864
I don’t wanna spoil any--
476
00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:21,907
♪
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