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I’m looking at locations!
I don’t have time for that.
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Okay, well I’m
here for three days.
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Just come.
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I got-- I got-- I got too
much stuff to do.
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I appreciate it, but I’m just--
I got too much stuff going on.
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Well, that’s what... that’s
what you wanted, isn’t it?
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No, that’s what you wanted.
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You know me, I
wanted one location,
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make some burgers, have
a nice day, that was it.
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Yeah, one burger at
a time, I get it.
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Yeah, Paul wants to really take
it one burger at a time, and...
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This is what I’ve
been telling Matt!
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Well, I’m gonna tell Matt.
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MATT: Bird?
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Oh!
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Uh, I’m not watching it!
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What are you doing?
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Nothing!
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I thought you were doing music.
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Intro.
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Intro music.
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Can you see-- I mean, I’m
probably already ruining it.
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Go!
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(Piano playing)
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Woo!
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Oh shit! Ow, fuck!
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Ow, oh my god!
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Oh fuck!
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Oh my god!
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(Groaning)
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Yes!
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Alright, okay.
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Oh ho ho!
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- So, here’s the plan...
- Well, hold on a second.
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I gotta talk to
you about something.
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Wha...
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The Rivoli’s not called us back.
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Why?
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Uh, because the plans
haven’t worked yet.
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Plans, plan-sah.
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The sah?
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The plans haven’t worked.
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Every week we got a new plan,
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and then we’re back
where we started!
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Yeah, but that’s because
the plan doesn’t work,
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then we go to new one.
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One burger at a time,
or plan-- plan at a time.
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You’re saying an arc?
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You want an arc?
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I wanna stick to one plan.
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All season is this, what
I’m about to pitch you?
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That’s pretty heavy.
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We’ll see it through
all the way to the end.
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This year, we’re doing one plan.
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(Sniffing)
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Here we go.
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Fake fans, real results.
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Okay, what are the results?
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Get the jersey on!
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I’ll tell you.
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So, we go to the
Maple Leaf game,
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and people are like okay, yes,
these are the big fans...
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But we’re not fans.
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We don’t know
anything about hockey.
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That’s-- Do you understand?
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Fake fans, real results.
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(Hockey Night in Canada playing)
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So, everybody knows
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the Maple Leaf fans
are the best in the city.
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That’s Toronto’s hockey team.
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♪
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We go to the game,
and people are thinking,
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"Oh my god, these
guys are crazy."
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We’re in the stands,
"Alright, yeah, let’s go!
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We’re fuck-- We’re nuts!"
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And then we wait till
the Jumbotron’s on us,
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and people are like, "Finally,
we’re gonna get to see a show!
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These guys have been
whooping up all game!
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They’re the toughest guys!
They’re the meanest guys!"
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Then, at the this--
the highest moment,
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camera close, zooming in on us,
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"Well folks, these are the
biggest fans of the game.
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Let’s show ’em some love!"
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Then we kiss, kissing each other
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right in front of everybody
on the Jumbotron.
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Huge shocks.
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We’re kissing each other?
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Hold on, wait, no,
don’t write that down.
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We... kiss.
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Everybody watching
this is going...
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(Vomiting noise)
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Gross!
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(Vomiting noise)
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- Vomit rolling down those...
- They’ll be fine with it.
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...just solid cement stairs.
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The players on the ice:
"What? No way!"
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The guy-- especially
the ones from Russia.
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It’s the gay panic,
and we confront them
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with their homophobia.
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You know, I’m not really--
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And then we’re on the nightly
news, and we say guess what?
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It was really just a... what’s
it called, a promotional stunt
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for our band, Nirvanna the Band,
to play a show at the Rivoli.
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I’d rather do
like anything else.
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Hold on, I thought--
didn’t you just say
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we’re not switching
the plan no matter what?
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Well...
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What is it?
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Uncomfortable with the plan?
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Yeah, I mean like
it’s totally natural
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that I’m uncomfortable with it.
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Mm-hmm?
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Maybe you have some issues?
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No, I’m-- I have
no issues with it.
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- Maybe?
- No, I have--
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Well then, what’s the issue?
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You’re not one of these
people in the crowd that’s
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gonna be puking, are you?
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- No, no!
- So then what’s the issue?
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I... I have no problem with it.
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- In fact...
- Why would you?
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...I think that it’s actually
quite nice watching that happen.
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Me too.
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I think it’s the same as
when a guy and a girl kiss.
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- I think it’s better.
- Me too.
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I think it’s better for society.
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- It’s better.
- Yeah.
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- I agree.
- Me too.
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I-- I’m open for all.
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Open for business.
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Mm-hmm.
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Alright, so then let’s go.
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Come on, big talker.
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Let’s see if
you’re a big kisser.
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We’re going.
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We’re walking--
We’re going to the game.
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So we can do the kiss plan.
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♪
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Growing up in Toronto,
Matt and I were best friends.
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What we’re used to is,
"Ugh, there’s Matt and Jay!"
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After we play the
show at the Rivoli,
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it’s gonna be, "Wow,
there’s Nirvanna the Band!"
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♪
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Our mission in life is
to play the Rivoli.
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We just need the perfect plan.
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Build the float.
Cool, daddy-o!
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(Gunshot)
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But this week, I think
we might have got it.
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To be honest, I’m not
really feeling today’s plan.
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New season, new plan.
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Nirvanna the Band’s back, baby!
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I’m gonna do everything I
can to get out of this plan.
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So the Rivoli is a
club on Queen Street,
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and the reason we
wanna play there is--
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Stop, stop, stop!
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I gotta-- I gotta-- I gotta
say...
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Let’s come up
with a better plan.
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What?
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Maybe there’s a better
plan that we make--
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(Honking)
Hey, CTV!
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I’m just saying there
could be a better plan...
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This drummer’s going crazy.
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(Drumming)
(Stammering)
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I love the hat,
that looks great.
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Thank you so much, man!
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Will you listen to me?
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I wanna change the plan!
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Okay, well then what is it?
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You have a better
plan than that plan?
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Yeah!
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You have a better plan?
Do you have the plan?
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Yes, we’re gonna try, uh...
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I-Improv.
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Improv? Yes?
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They’re having an
improv show tonight,
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so we’re gonna go and we’ll--
we improvise ourselves onstage,
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and then we start our show, and
it’s not an improv show at all.
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It’s just our show!
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Um...
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So come on, what do
you think? Good plan?
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How are you gonna
become an improviser
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by the end of the day?
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I’ll take a class!
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I’ll take a class today!
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Take it from a master
improviser, okay?
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It’s not-- You can’t take
one class and then have it.
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You either have it
or you don’t have it.
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(Sighing)
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I understand.
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You’re the improv guy,
I’m the piano guy.
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We wouldn’t wanna go take
a class and then I become
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the better improviser
just through one class.
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N-- I’m saying...
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I’m-- That’s not
possible, right?
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What are you look--
What are you doing?
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You believe that
that’s possible?
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It’s not!
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What’s with this?!
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It’s not gonna work.
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What do you think?
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Oh, my ego is so fragile?
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Oh, you would love that.
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You would love it if it was!
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I mean, I’m tempted to even say,
"Yeah, let’s go do the class,
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and let’s do this
fucking improv plan."
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I-- You know what, a part
of me’s saying fuck this,
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scrap the... the Leafs plan
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because we’re doing
this improv plan.
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- Get the jersey off!
- Okay, alright!
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- Get that jersey off!
- Okay.
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Alright, so we’re doing
this full class, alright?
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Yeah.
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- We’re gonna see who--
- Hey look, Wahlburgers.
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They’re on TV.
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I don’t give a fuck
about Wahlburgers, man!
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- They have their own show.
- Get the fuck in here!
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Holy! Matthew!
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Let’s go, improv man.
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GROUP: One two three four
five six seven eight...
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Okay, everyone, we’re gonna play
one of the oldest improv games
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known to man.
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This is called Freeze.
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Some people call it Switch.
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What’s gonna happen is two
people are gonna come forward,
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you’re gonna start
an improv scene.
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You’re gonna do a
scene about anything.
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Anyone in the back line
here can yell, "Freeze!"
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At that point, you are
going to step forward,
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tap someone on the shoulder.
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That person is going
to leave the scene,
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and you are going to take
their exact body position,
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and you are going to
start a new scene.
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I need two volunteers.
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(Clap)
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Okay, you’re gonna take
his exact body position,
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and now you’re going
to start a new scene
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using this position
as your offer by saying,
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"What do I think this is that’s
different from milking cows?"
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And then you’re gonna
say the first line
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of a new scene, alright?
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- Okay.
- Good, here we go.
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Put your dukes up.
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Good, good good good!
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(Laughing)
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Okay, good, keep
going, keep going.
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Oh no...
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Clown shoes.
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(Laughing)
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(Psycho theme)
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Yeah, we’re
old-time fighters here.
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(Laughing)
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♪
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Han Solo blaster.
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(Laughing and clapping)
255
00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:37,885
Amazing!
256
00:08:37,884 --> 00:08:38,651
♪
257
00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:40,520
Oh, this towel’s covered
in gasoline!
258
00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,522
(Slowed) I’ll--
I’ll take a class!
259
00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,890
I’ll take a class today!
260
00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:46,426
No, you either have it
or you don’t, right?
261
00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:48,228
Have you ever seen
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
262
00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:51,031
I’m the improviser,
I’m a master improviser.
263
00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,533
I can improvise.
264
00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:53,967
You can’t improvise.
265
00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,402
JAY: Everybody look at the sun!
266
00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:56,470
(Laughing)
267
00:08:58,938 --> 00:09:00,072
(Clap)
268
00:09:01,641 --> 00:09:03,643
I’m-- I’m gonna do one.
I’ll do one?
269
00:09:03,643 --> 00:09:04,944
Sure, yeah, absolutely, jump in.
270
00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:07,948
Yeah, I’m just gonna try.
271
00:09:07,947 --> 00:09:09,515
So yeah, we’ll see.
272
00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:10,650
And you got the first line.
273
00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:13,153
Ah, welcome to my lair!
274
00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:15,489
My crown I keep in my stomach.
275
00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:16,990
You’re all my servants.
276
00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:19,226
Uh, let me tell you
a bit about my story.
277
00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:22,028
I’m a king from a land where
everything is made of gelatin.
278
00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:26,566
Okay, listen, Your
Majesty of this jelly town,
279
00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:32,238
I request that you
leave my purple town alone.
280
00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:35,141
You’ve earned my
trust, Purple Town.
281
00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:37,076
Are you the mayor or the king?
What did you say?
282
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,445
Does it matter?
283
00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:39,780
Right, okay.
284
00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:41,347
Does it matter?
285
00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:43,049
Well, I mean, if I’m a king, I’m
not talking to a mayor, right?
286
00:09:43,049 --> 00:09:44,317
That doesn’t make any sense.
287
00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:45,652
Okay, but stay in
it, stay in it.
288
00:09:45,652 --> 00:09:47,554
Yeah, right, no,
but I’m actually--
289
00:09:47,554 --> 00:09:49,089
I’m reasoning with the guy.
290
00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,090
Like I don’t
mean the real you--
291
00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,325
And freeze!
292
00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:52,559
Good, I’ll stop you
there with your hand--
293
00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:54,027
Someone come in
and tag out Matt.
294
00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:56,229
Are you guys getting what’s
going on, like with the...
295
00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:59,466
Like I... I just feel like
there-- this should be...
296
00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:00,467
this should be killing.
297
00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:01,969
Yeah, that’s good.
298
00:10:01,968 --> 00:10:03,403
Okay, so Matt, let’s just
have you step back in the line.
299
00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:04,638
Yeah!
300
00:10:04,637 --> 00:10:05,805
Did you understand
what I meant though?
301
00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:07,440
Like about how
the king is the...
302
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:11,077
I do, but I also understand what
he’s trying to do with one line,
303
00:10:11,077 --> 00:10:14,113
and trying to get it to move
forward based on one line,
304
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,216
"Yes, and..."
305
00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:17,784
Yeah, you need to
give me one thing.
306
00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,819
Yeah, no, and I--
Yeah, yeah, I’ll-- Yeah.
307
00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:21,354
So the big thing is
what we’re trying to do--
308
00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:22,856
Could’ve been pretty funny.
(Chuckling)
309
00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:25,892
I think yours was scripted,
and this is called improv.
310
00:10:25,892 --> 00:10:27,694
That’s the sense
that I’m getting.
311
00:10:27,694 --> 00:10:29,229
Well see, but that’s
right from the best--
312
00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:30,964
Could you actually just
take a spot in the line?
313
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,566
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah.
314
00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:34,133
Thank you so much.
315
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,470
A lot of it had to do with
the crowd not really loving it,
316
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,770
do you know what I mean?
317
00:10:37,770 --> 00:10:39,739
I think he was making a
thing like this, right?
318
00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:41,074
Yeah yeah yeah.
319
00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:42,576
You know what, Birdie,
I’ll wait for you outside.
320
00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:44,110
You guy-- You know what, this...
321
00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:46,479
(Laughing)
322
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,349
As I said, that really could’ve
been quite funny, and I...
323
00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:50,684
(Sad music)
324
00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:52,785
- Okay.
- Thanks, Matt.
325
00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:56,255
Okay, great.
326
00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:57,891
A tray full of jewels, think of
all the things that I could do
327
00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:59,726
in my life with the
tray full-- Whoops!
328
00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:01,094
(Laughing)
329
00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:03,229
I was digging all
night for those!
330
00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:04,564
(Laughing)
331
00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:06,466
Um, well, now they’re gone!
332
00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:07,801
(Laughing)
333
00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:12,238
(Laughing)
334
00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:14,307
(Clapping)
335
00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:15,475
Ho!
336
00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:16,843
(Laughing)
Good!
337
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,745
- Good, that’s it!
- Hai!
338
00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:28,822
♪
339
00:11:28,821 --> 00:11:34,593
♪
340
00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:39,032
Uh, so what’s a burger for
when you’re sort of sad?
341
00:11:52,111 --> 00:11:54,680
What’s the, uh, Donnie Burger?
342
00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:59,186
Okay, I’ll take
a Donnie Burger.
343
00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:02,088
...come up with really
good ideas for burgers.
344
00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:04,924
It’s inspired by
his lack of eyebrows.
345
00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:06,225
Tell him the name of the burger
346
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,661
Oh, the Bald Burger.
347
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,195
Can you have them get
the Bald Burger up there?
348
00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:10,530
What?
(Cheering)
349
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:11,731
Paul!
350
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,032
He’ll have one up there!
351
00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:14,534
Yes!
352
00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:17,137
That should be the new Donnie
choice, the Bald Burger.
353
00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:18,804
No eyebrows.
354
00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:22,175
So I sit down to take a
bite of this Donnie Burger,
355
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,977
and I assume okay,
I’ll just eat,
356
00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:27,013
and then no, they have a
television experience as well.
357
00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:30,350
Oh, we didn’t win with
the... battle of the burgers.
358
00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:35,388
Use the Donnie Burger,
good things happen.
359
00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:37,891
Take a bite of a Donnie Burger
and good things happen?
360
00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:39,592
What, does it grant wishes
or something like that?
361
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:43,229
Yeah, I wish Jay would
come in and apologize to me.
362
00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:53,306
♪
363
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:59,145
♪
364
00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:00,780
Matt!
365
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,649
I thought I’d find you here.
366
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,518
Listen, I need to apologize.
367
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,185
(Gasping)
368
00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:07,820
Holy shit!
369
00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:09,155
I didn’t mean for you
to embarrass yourself
370
00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:10,657
in improv class.
371
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,359
You weren’t even
supposed to be in that class.
372
00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:14,360
I only brought you there because
373
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:17,230
I was just trying to get out
of doing the kissing plan.
374
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,898
♪
375
00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:22,101
One wish, any
burger could do that.
376
00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:24,236
Let’s see if it can do two.
377
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,639
I wish we could go back
to the original plan.
378
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,442
I guess what I’m trying to say
is let’s go do the kissing plan.
379
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:31,978
Excuse me?!
380
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,346
The original plan?
381
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:34,614
Yeah, let’s do it.
382
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:37,150
With the Donnie Burger,
good things will happen!
383
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,451
Om!
384
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:39,852
I’m a believer!
385
00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:43,089
♪
386
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:46,259
Okay, so we’ll get-- I’ll get
six more of these, and a shake?
387
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:47,427
You guys have milkshakes?
388
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:55,769
♪
389
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,837
(Laughing)
390
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,405
- We’re not too late!
- Wait wait wait wait!
391
00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:01,040
- Wait, hold on a second.
- What?
392
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,309
I just thought: how are we
gonna get on the Jumbotron?
393
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,079
Oh yeah, fuck.
394
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:11,184
I gotta take responsibility,
because I had forgot to include
395
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:14,721
a "how do we actually get on
the Jumbotron" part of the plan.
396
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,256
We didn’t figure that out!
397
00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:18,424
Right!
398
00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:19,792
Here we go.
399
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,460
Somehow we have to
figure that out now,
400
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,296
because we can’t go in
there without that plan.
401
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:24,864
Wait, I have an idea.
402
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,833
(Crinkling)
403
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,101
(Laughing)
404
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:31,671
Now to take another bite
and make another wish.
405
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:33,706
How do we get on the
Jumbotron tonight?
406
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,408
Wait a second.
407
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:39,045
What is that, the CT... CTV.
408
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,179
What?
409
00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:42,915
I see the CTV van
that we saw earlier.
410
00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:44,683
(Slowed) Hey, it’s CTV!
411
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,519
Oh, they broadcast
the hockey games.
412
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,021
They broadcast the games!
413
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:50,256
We just have to convince
the camera guy to let us on.
414
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:51,257
Yeah!
415
00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:54,560
Magic burger! Magic burger!
416
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,962
Yeah, okay, we’ll go tell them
some kinda story where it’s like
417
00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:58,097
you gotta put us on TV.
418
00:14:58,097 --> 00:14:59,465
Yeah, we’ll just
make it up on the spot.
419
00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:01,200
I know what this calls for.
420
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,535
Improv!
421
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:04,103
Yeah, exactly.
422
00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:06,172
So that’s when Jay comes up with
the motherload of all plans:
423
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:10,176
we are gonna improvise
a crazy story for CTV
424
00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:12,679
so that we get on the Jumbotron.
425
00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:14,446
I wish I’d come up
with that one, man.
426
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,215
That’s fucking sly, Bird.
427
00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:17,717
Let’s go!
428
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:20,587
Nice one, Bird, you little fuck.
429
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:21,754
Wow!
430
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,623
You work for CTV?
431
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:26,459
Lights, camera, action.
432
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:27,593
So my friend’s a surgeon.
433
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:30,229
Yeah, and then I’m
frozen, touch me in.
434
00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:32,198
And so I came and said,
"Hey, you wanna go to the game?"
435
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:33,766
We’re not getting laughs.
436
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,201
Are they buying this?
437
00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:36,703
But Matt, I don’t know if
I wanna go to a hockey game.
438
00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:38,871
He’s afraid of ice even though
he’s a surgeon, you know?
439
00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:41,841
These guys are buying it!
440
00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:43,810
It’s like, "Oh, what’s
going on here? Oh, the puck!"
441
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,879
One man does the arms,
the other does the voice.
442
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:47,947
They shit their pants,
like that was killing them.
443
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,715
I’m gonna play some
hockey now for you guys.
444
00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:51,717
They’re grinning, we’re
getting a lot of this.
445
00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,120
Do I sit like this?
446
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,121
See, at home, you can
sit and watch the game,
447
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,255
stand and watch the game.
448
00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:58,958
We’re doing every
trick of the trade.
449
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,494
I do this move, the way
the banana man go now.
450
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,129
What can banana man do now?
451
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,597
There was one more where
you’re throwing an invisible--
452
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,132
Oh, I’m sorry
about that, my bad.
453
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:09,102
I go to one class,
guess I’m an improv master.
454
00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:10,669
They’re laughing!
455
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,138
They like the story!
456
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,874
(Burping)
They’re believing our improv!
457
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:17,310
He had a plan earlier to get on
the big huge Jumbotron screen.
458
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:19,712
Yes!
459
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,380
Thank you, man.
(Laughing)
460
00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:22,948
We did it!
461
00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:26,586
So they have a thing called the
Kiss Cam on the Jumbotron where
462
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:30,423
they will go to the audience
for people specifically to kiss.
463
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:32,091
Is that not fucking perfect?
464
00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:33,926
The burger is doing wishes
465
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,961
I’m not even wishing
for at this point.
466
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:37,263
I’m thinking what,
am I gonna get in there
467
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:38,598
and have my own horse?
468
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:39,799
Thank you, thank you!
469
00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:41,167
(Laughing)
470
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,336
Yes! Yes!
471
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,004
(Laughing)
472
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:50,643
(Crowd cheering)
473
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,311
Oh my god, this place is huge!
474
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:54,947
♪
475
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,248
Yes! Yeah!
476
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:59,452
(Cheering)
477
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:02,255
Everything’s going alright,
but I’m still a little nervous.
478
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:03,590
Oh my god, so we’re
really doing this.
479
00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:05,791
Alright, so maybe not--
put away the burger.
480
00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:07,393
Where are you, Kiss Cam?
481
00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:08,794
Where are you?
482
00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:11,997
Starting to think... gotta
eat a couple more burgers.
483
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:14,100
Let the plan work, gulp,
let the plan work, gulp,
484
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,201
let the plan work, gulp...
485
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:16,669
Ah!
486
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,037
Well, I was a little
bit worried that
487
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:21,641
Matt was still eating
the Wahlburgers.
488
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:24,177
At this point, he also
did not know that they were
489
00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:27,146
the magical reason for
everything that was happening.
490
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:28,714
Look at this, what is--
you’re just leaving like--
491
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,584
ANNOUNCER: Fans, pucker up.
It’s now time for the Kiss Cam.
492
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:34,020
Oh! Hey!
493
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,355
- Hey, alright!
- Alright!
494
00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:37,556
Everybody’s getting
pumped up for the Kiss Cam,
495
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,559
and the place is going wild.
496
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:43,563
♪
497
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,698
Kiss Cam’s on, gotta
make sure this works.
498
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,500
Finish another burger.
499
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,835
- Just put it down!
- We have time.
500
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:50,336
- Finish it afterwards!
- Hey, I’ll eat it quick.
501
00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:51,637
No, no, put it down!
502
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:53,139
(Cheering)
503
00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:56,175
So a bunch of other couples
are kissing on the screen...
504
00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:57,576
(Cheering)
505
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:58,845
Then all of a sudden...
506
00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:03,282
(Cheering)
507
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:05,384
Two guys on the screen.
508
00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:06,685
Gay.
509
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,956
(Cheering)
510
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:11,458
Noooo!
511
00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:12,758
That was our plan!
512
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:16,629
(Cheering)
513
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,264
Matt, nobody’s puking.
514
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,666
I’m not paying attention to
anything at this point because
515
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:23,135
I realized I’ve eaten
too many hamburgers.
516
00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:27,306
(Cheering)
517
00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:28,541
We’re on!
518
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,543
(Cheering)
519
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,011
Matt, we’re on, we’re on!
520
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:36,382
(Crowd gasping)
521
00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:37,884
Yeah, I puked.
522
00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:43,288
♪
523
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,825
Yeah, we’ve had plans
that haven’t worked.
524
00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:49,262
This is a different level!
(Laughing)
525
00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:52,097
♪
526
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:53,866
Plan didn’t go well, but...
527
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:55,468
guess I’m kinda getting
used to that at this point.
528
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,370
♪
529
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,972
You know, it was
a pretty fun day.
530
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,073
Hey, at least we
got to see a game.
531
00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:04,076
There’s always next plan.
532
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,245
So not only were
the burgers not magic,
533
00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:09,682
but eating them at that volume
it turns out is quite damaging.
534
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:13,052
And oh, and we were
thrown out shortly after that.
535
00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:15,021
If you puke at
the ACC, you’re gone
536
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:16,489
’cause they think you’re drunk.
537
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,791
And imagine me trying to
explain the magic hamburger.
538
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:21,127
Well, they’d think
you’re fucking insane.
539
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:23,396
Which was explained to me
by Jay on the way out.
540
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,798
I told Jay why I’d
been eating the burgers,
541
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,166
and he said, "You fucking idiot.
542
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,669
I could’ve told you that
that was a coincidence."
543
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,337
Which looking back
makes perfect sense.
544
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,706
♪
545
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,308
I forgive Matt.
546
00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:39,011
It always comes down to the band
and having each other’s backs.
547
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:43,783
It wasn’t a waste of time
because what I learned was
548
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:46,586
you don’t keep a secret
from your best friend.
549
00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:48,687
And I’m sticking to that.
550
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:53,125
Actually hold me to that, mark
me on that, because that’s it.
551
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,960
For me, this year...
552
00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:00,099
...it’s gonna be
tough to keep up with.
553
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:02,835
Okay.
554
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:04,136
(Sniffling)
555
00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:07,039
♪
556
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,914
I’m gonna get you!
557
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,883
Oh, that’s it,
you’re getting this kiss!
558
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,350
I was just excited.
559
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:19,718
You know, I was bummed out
that I couldn’t be there,
560
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:20,954
but I was excited.
561
00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:22,221
And they felt bad that
I wasn’t there, but...
562
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,323
Oh no, I don’t want a kiss!
563
00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:25,658
- I don’t want a kiss!
- You’re getting it!
564
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,326
You know, just wish I
could’ve shared it with them,
565
00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:28,894
but I’ll get up there
and visit those guys soon.
566
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:33,932
♪
567
00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:38,771
Mark, here’s how you sell--
here’s the jingle for you.
568
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:39,939
Feel free to use it.
569
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:41,908
- Ready?
- Okay.
570
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:45,878
Uh, okay, yeah, jingle for
Wahlburgers as an apology for...
571
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,646
We didn’t do anything to them!
572
00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:49,148
Well...
573
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:51,550
Don’t call it an apology, just--
it’s a nice little jingle.
574
00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:52,951
With the lawyers,
all this stuff.
575
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,687
Look at this,
logo’s right in there.
576
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:56,255
Doing them a favour.
577
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,623
They may not see it that way.
578
00:20:57,623 --> 00:20:58,757
Make it good.
579
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,293
The throwing up and
things like that.
580
00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:01,293
You ate seven of them!
581
00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:02,795
Free jingle!
582
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:09,402
♪
583
00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:11,203
♪ Pleased to meetcha
584
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:14,039
♪ Here’s our burger feature
585
00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:15,741
♪ Pleased to meetcha
586
00:21:15,741 --> 00:21:18,177
♪ Here’s our burger feature
587
00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:22,548
♪
588
00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:23,582
That’s-- That’s it.
589
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,653
That was just the beginning.
590
00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:28,621
We’re not writing a whole song.
591
00:21:30,356 --> 00:21:32,158
You’re not taking
this seriously.
592
00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:34,027
Since when do you know
everything about jingle writing?
593
00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:37,496
I feel like if we come up with
like a good 5, 10 options...
594
00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:40,065
♪ Are you-- Are you
a hungry guy ♪
595
00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:42,034
♪ Hey there, hungry guy
596
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:43,769
♪ Or hey there, hungry girl
597
00:21:43,769 --> 00:21:44,903
Well, which is it?
598
00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:46,072
I don’t wanna get
gendered about this.
599
00:21:46,071 --> 00:21:48,240
♪ Hey hungry guy,
hey hungry girl ♪
600
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,609
♪ Or hey everything
in between this world ♪
601
00:21:50,609 --> 00:21:52,744
♪ I’m gonna get a burger
for you everyday... ♪
602
00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:56,716
We’re gonna write a
trans-inclusive burger jingle?
603
00:21:56,715 --> 00:21:58,417
♪ If you’re a guy
604
00:21:58,417 --> 00:22:00,753
♪ Or you’re a girl
605
00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:03,689
♪ Or maybe you’re
something different ♪
606
00:22:03,689 --> 00:22:04,924
No, they don’t like different.
607
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:06,959
♪ Well, they’re not
just for me and you ♪
608
00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:09,462
♪ A genderless
burger experience ♪
609
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,165
(Sneezing)
610
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:21,206
♪
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