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(Traffic noise)
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(Honking)
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(Honking)
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JAY: Dear Matt.
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I’m leaving the band.
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As you know, I’ve been watching
the hit ABC series Lost,
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and it’s taught me something.
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Everybody has a destiny.
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I used to think that my destiny
was to play a show with you
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at the Rivoli, but lately...
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I’m not so sure.
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I mean, look at
what’s happening, Matt.
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Every time we try to get a show
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something goes wrong
at the last second.
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It can’t all be
happening by accident.
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(Subway roaring)
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And I’m not talking
about a sign from God.
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I’m talking about a
sign from Jesus Christ.
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(Subway dinging)
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(Intercom chattering)
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I know all of this
sounds crazy...
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but Matt, you’re too optimistic
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You don’t see the
world the way I do.
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I don’t know, if
you watched Lost...
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you’d understand.
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I’m sorry for bringing
this up on Canada Day.
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Your friend, Jay.
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♪
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Hello.
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Yeah, table for two.
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(Chattering)
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Just the table just right here.
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Have a seat, please.
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Yeah, this is fine,
this is great.
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(Sighing)
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(Chattering)
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(Sighing)
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HOSTESS: Welcome to Mandarin!
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MATT: Hi, I’m meeting my friend.
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- Okay, right there.
- Thank you.
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Jay!
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Hey!
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Jay Jay!
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(Laughing)
Sorry I’m late.
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- Happy Canada Day.
- Happy Canada Day.
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You know what?
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I was about 25 blocks away
watching Autumn Sonata.
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There’s this incredible line
where Ingrid Bergman says,
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"I could always live in my
art, but never in my life."
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Hi, how are you?
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Happy Canada Day!
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Thank you so much.
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Thank you, thank you.
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I bawled for 25 blocks.
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- I just cried.
- Yeah.
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Can you imagine
a thing like that?
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Yeah.
(Chuckling)
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That’s fun.
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Uh, no, actually, what I wanted
to do is I wanted to talk to you
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and get you sort
of like... um...
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You’re acting quite
bizarre, can I just say?
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- Yeah.
- Is it Canada Day?
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The stress has gotten to you?
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Little bit.
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Okay, sure, what do you want?
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Well, I wanted to
read you this letter.
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This is a letter for me?
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Yeah, and I’m gonna
read it out loud to you.
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You know what?
I’ll tell you what.
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Let’s get a plate of food,
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and then you can read me
the letter, okay?
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Yeah, okay, let’s
hit the buffet.
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’Kay, come on,
let’s get a quick bite.
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Mmm!
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Come on, come on!
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Buffet, we’re
hitting the buffet.
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♪
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(Chinese singing)
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♪
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Get some golden
fried chicken wings.
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Okay, but I already have
like a couple on here.
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I can pack one more, just
because it’s for Canada!
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Oh yeah, get the splinters out.
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To get the splinters out.
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That’s a good style.
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So what, should we say grace?
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Um...
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Let’s say grace.
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Just put the... put the
chopsticks down for a second.
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I wanna-- I wanna
challenge you to something.
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- Just hear me out.
- Yeah?
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Imagine...
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being completely at peace.
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Can you hold that thought,
and just let me read this?
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And then what I’m saying is--
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- Wha--
- Smile!
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Smile!
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Okay.
(Nervous laughing)
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Alright!
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- Yeah.
- Hey, thanks a lot!
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Okay, good, thank you.
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(Nervous laughing)
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I guess ’cause we look
like a good pair of friends?
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What?
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Why did he have an old camera?
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It is full-- It is
weird, but you know what?
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When you’re on
a weird adventure,
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weird things will happen.
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It’s-- Maybe it’s
a sign about, like,
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us being friends or something?
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He pointed at us and he said we
look like good friends, yeah.
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I don’t know.
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I need full, undivided
attention right now.
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Ah, oh, yes.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Okay, good.
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I’m outta noodles.
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Ah!
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You know, light is reflecting
off of the bare plate.
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Okay, well, let’s just
forget about this for a second.
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Yeah, but it’s blinding me!
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I can’t even get
the plate to the...
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’Kay, I gotta fill this plate.
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I’m gonna start-- Matt, come on!
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Dude, you gotta get
more noodles too!
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Come on, let’s get
quick noodles--
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No, I don’t need
anymore noodles.
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I don’t need
anymore noodles, okay?
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But I do, so fuck
him and fuck you too.
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Eminem. I’ll be back.
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Can I read the
first half of this?
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Yeah, go ahead.
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You read it, I’m
gonna be at the buffet.
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Mmm!
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(Smooching)
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♪
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♪
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(Singing in Chinese)
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♪
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♪
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Bird, what are
you getting there?
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Hey! Where were you?
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Ah, vegetable spring roll.
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Mix it with the plum...
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Thank you.
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You want some... best fr--
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(Laughing)
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Look at this!
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That’s a weird typo!
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What?!
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I thought it said
"best fried rice", but...
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it’s just a typo.
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Best friend rice?
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What is...
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It’s "best fried rice"!
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The best friends who
are standing right here?
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We’re sitting-- about
to eat it together?
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That’s bizarre.
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Period, the end.
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Let’s go eat.
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Let’s go sit down,
and then we’ll--
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- Yeah, sure.
- Yeah.
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That’s crazy.
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Best friend rice.
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You know, the Tibetans...
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say that...
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China.
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- When we’re eating...
- Mandarin’s China.
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Look, I’m saying this
is a Tibetan story.
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Or you don’t mention Tibet?
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I think that China and
Tibet have something going on,
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and it’s not... not pretty.
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- Anyway...
- You know what I wanna try?
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One solid minute of just eating.
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- Look...
- Let’s just do--
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I would rather if
you could just let me
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read you this letter, okay?
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Let me just read you
the letter, how ’bout?
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You don’t have the courage?
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Are you afraid of
what you might find out
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in one silent minute
alone with me?
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You wanna do one
minute of eating?
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One solid minute
of eating, okay?
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It’s a polite, sweet,
solid minute of eating.
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No Jerry Lewis, or the Will
Smith playing with the food.
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Nothing, okay?
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It’s the food on the sticks--
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I mean, it’s a minute
of eating, I have it.
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- You understand eating?
- Yes, I understand it!
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- Excuse me, could you--
- Just approximate it.
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Could you tell us
when one minute is up?
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Yes.
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Okay, ready?
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And go.
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(Chattering)
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Oh, there’s a couple
fighting over there.
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Couple’s fighting?
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- Yeah.
- What do you mean?
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This girl is...
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- Laying into him?
- Really mad.
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- Ripping him up?
- Yeah.
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Tearing him up?
Is she shredding him?
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- I don’t know what--
- It’s not in English?
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- Oh yeah, it’s not.
- She’s ripping him?
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- She’s standing up.
- Is she getting ripped?
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I’m gonna look.
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I have a mirror in my hat,
I have a mirror in my hat.
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Ah fuck, no I don’t.
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Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
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God damn!
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Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
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Do you-- Could you understand
what they were saying?
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They were speaking
Chinese, right?
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What was it?
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Damn!
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- Thank you.
- No problem.
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Huh!
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Thank you, thank you.
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Okay.
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She said that
he’s too optimistic.
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That’s horrifying!
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(Chattering)
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Look at the big fish.
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Man, those are big effing fish.
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In the-- In that-- In that tank,
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which one are you
and which one are me?
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I think, well, they’re both--
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You can maybe give me
some banal answers,
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but I’ll tell you: I think
we’re both the white ones.
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And I mean that because
we’re white skinned.
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It’s as deep as that.
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People like to talk about
race meaning nothing these days.
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I think it means
more than it ever has.
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Can I actually
read you my letter?
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(Laughing)
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I was reminded of a funny joke.
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It-- It-- May I tell it to you?
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Alright, listen.
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- Matt?
- Mmm?
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I’ve done a lot of thinking.
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Yes?
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And while this is tough...
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- Ooh.
- ...to say, I...
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Let’s do dessert.
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Before dessert.
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Let’s do dessert.
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How ’bout this?
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- I read this now...
- Yep.
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...’cause I think it’s
gonna need some processing.
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Ah... I need to have dessert.
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Oh my god, I’m having a blood
sugar... what’s it called?
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The diabetes, it’s got me?
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I have to have a Jell-O?
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They have Jell-O here?
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Yes, man!
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’Kay, I’ll tell you what.
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I’m gonna get one Jell-O.
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- Let’s get it, come on.
- First round of dessert.
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And then we’re
gonna read the letter.
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- And then we’re gonna--
- Yes, okay, okay, Jell-O.
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I can do it.
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Going for Jell-O.
263
00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:48,141
Oh, these are cute.
264
00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:52,478
Okay, alright, great.
265
00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:53,947
What’d you get?
266
00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,215
You ol’ birdie.
267
00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:56,282
Come on, dude.
268
00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,385
I got a waffle
with whipped cream,
269
00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:01,154
chocolate creme pie,
cupcake, a kiwi tart,
270
00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:04,157
vanilla ice cream, Jell-O
strawberry, Jell-O orange,
271
00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:06,526
and another chocolate
topping I found over there.
272
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,764
Great, okay.
273
00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:13,066
(Chattering)
274
00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:14,968
Oh, I love Jell-O.
275
00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:16,936
- I ate too much.
- What a horr--
276
00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:19,973
- Oh, thank you very much.
- Thank you so much.
277
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:25,445
Do you eat the cookie first,
or read the fortune first?
278
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,013
I don’t care for the cookie.
279
00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:31,818
It said, "Ships are
the great-- gr--"
280
00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:36,689
No, "Ship... Ship is
the greatest treasure."
281
00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:38,525
Ships are the greatest treasure.
282
00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:41,528
Yeah, that is your
definition of Chinese,
283
00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:43,396
like not quite getting it right!
284
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,264
(Laughing)
285
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,133
But what’s yours say?
286
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,768
I don’t care, it
doesn’t matter, I don’t--
287
00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:50,770
It’s very bad luck and
insulting to the restaurant.
288
00:12:50,803 --> 00:12:52,104
It’s not bad luck.
289
00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:53,406
It is, you have a
fortune sitting there.
290
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:54,807
Listen, if I get a fortune,
291
00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:56,476
I’m not superstitious,
but I’m the type of guy--
292
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,811
"Before money and fame, friend."
293
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:03,016
"Before money and fame, friend."
294
00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:06,653
Oh, wait a second.
295
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,425
Holy (Bleep), look at that.
296
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:13,927
Look at that.
297
00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:15,061
What does that say?
298
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,599
Four, eight, 15, 16, 23, 42!
299
00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:23,770
That’s Hurley’s numbers
that he wins the lottery on.
300
00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:27,073
They’re always saying those
numbers in that crank-ass show!
301
00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:28,574
"Before money and fame,
302
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:31,411
friendship is the
greatest treasure."
303
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,447
Holy shit.
304
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:39,385
That’s a sign
from God, isn’t it?
305
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:40,987
Huh.
306
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,223
Jesus.
307
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:48,361
(Bittersweet music)
308
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:51,564
(Slowed down) That’s
a sign from - Jesus.
309
00:13:51,597 --> 00:14:01,907
♪
310
00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:03,142
You know what?
311
00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:08,181
I would say that was probably
our best Canada Day yet.
312
00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:12,885
(Laughing)
313
00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:14,353
Ah!
314
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:15,655
You wanted to read me a letter.
315
00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:19,825
Yeah, no, forget
about the letter.
316
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,160
What do you mean
forget about the letter?
317
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,262
You been trying to read
it to me this whole time!
318
00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:23,729
Read it, I’m gonna
order another drink.
319
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,798
(Lost musical sting)
320
00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:32,471
♪
321
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:33,906
You know what?
I’ve been rude.
322
00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:35,408
You’ve been trying to
read me this letter, just--
323
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,077
Hey, forget about the letter.
Let’s get outta here.
324
00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:39,078
Let’s go play GoldenEye, huh?
325
00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:40,213
What’d you mean,
forget about the letter?
326
00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:42,381
Complex, pistols,
License to Kill!
327
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:43,950
No, let’s play -10 health
328
00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:45,451
so the body armour
still does something.
329
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,086
Fine.
330
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,622
Read me the letter.
331
00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:50,222
All it was, it
just says, "Great--"
332
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:53,626
Okay, I’ll read it, I’ll read
it, I’ll read it, I’ll read it.
333
00:14:55,628 --> 00:15:00,333
(Chattering)
334
00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:02,802
Matt, um...
335
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,840
Um...
336
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,509
(Clearing throat)
337
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:10,810
Matt.
338
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,113
Uh...
339
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:19,052
Boy, we’ve certainly had
a lot of fun over the years,
340
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:23,823
and we’ve been on this
incredible journey together,
341
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:27,093
and I almost am afraid
of when it’ll end,
342
00:15:27,126 --> 00:15:30,429
because I’m having
so much fun...
343
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,465
on this journey.
344
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:37,269
I’m very happy to go to the
ends of the earth with you.
345
00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:40,139
I hope the future brings us...
346
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,708
great fortune.
347
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,546
May it bring us good fortune.
348
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,284
Um...
349
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:52,785
Your friend, Jay.
350
00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:58,258
That’s the nicest thing
anyone’s ever written to me.
351
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:01,394
Well, as I said, I put a lot
of effort into it, so...
352
00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:06,265
This is the greatest
Canada Day of my life.
353
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,668
You know, I would
say all in all...
354
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:09,802
Well, hold on.
355
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,871
- I gotta--
- Hold on a second.
356
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:14,173
Grabbing...
(Laughing)
357
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:16,843
Yeah, but... that’s my letter.
358
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:18,811
- You wrote it to me.
- No, not really.
359
00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:20,347
- I want-- Let me have it.
- What are you doing?
360
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:21,413
You’re taking my letter!
This is special.
361
00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:23,082
Yeah, but I wanna frame it!
362
00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:24,450
Of course it’s special!
363
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:25,952
You wrote it, and
I’d love to read it.
364
00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:27,786
It’s for me, it’s got
my name on the envelope...
365
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,255
- Hey!
- I’m reading it.
366
00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:30,956
No.
367
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,625
No, no, no.
368
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,160
You’re embarrassing
yourself right now.
369
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:35,628
Come on, let it go.
370
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:36,962
- No, now you’re--
- Let the letter go.
371
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,464
We’re just gonna sit down,
and we’re gonna just--
372
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,999
I’ll tell you what,
tell you what.
373
00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:41,300
We’ll both let go at
the exact same time.
374
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,836
BOTH: One, two, three.
375
00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:45,471
Jay, let go.
376
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,973
Get out of here, you’re
just embarrassing yourself!
377
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,641
(Glass shattering)
378
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:49,742
Okay, okay.
379
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:54,380
We’re just gonna quickly
let it go, okay?
380
00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:56,682
Okay, happy Canada Day.
381
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:59,352
(Panting)
382
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:04,156
(Laughing)
383
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:05,591
I feel so...
384
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,927
(Laughing)
385
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:11,764
♪
386
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:13,265
Oh my god.
387
00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:14,667
Sorry!
(Laughing)
388
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,202
Sorry.
389
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,072
- No, we’re okay!
- Sorry, sorry.
390
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,676
Okay, yeah, we will.
391
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,311
I don’t even remember
what we were fighting about.
392
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:27,012
- We’re sorry, sorry.
- It was the letter.
393
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,548
- Right, give me that.
- No!
394
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,516
Give me the letter,
give it to me!
395
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,052
You’re gonna get
this guy mad, dude.
396
00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:33,352
Okay, okay.
397
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,420
We’re fine.
398
00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:37,890
Thank you, bye!
399
00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:39,626
Sorry!
400
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,561
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
401
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,799
Whoa!
402
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:47,466
Sorry!
403
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:57,543
♪
404
00:17:57,543 --> 00:18:09,655
♪
405
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:18,831
(Bittersweet music)
406
00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:27,072
♪
407
00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:29,008
Well, I wanted to
read you this letter.
408
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:31,477
Let’s get a plate of food, and
then you can read me the letter.
409
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:33,045
Yeah, okay, let’s
hit the buffet.
410
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:34,380
Get some golden
fried chicken wings.
411
00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:37,016
Okay, but I already have
like a couple on here.
412
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:41,554
I can pack one more, just
because it’s for Canada!
413
00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:51,630
♪
414
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:58,972
♪
415
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:01,040
Where’s... Matt?
416
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:04,043
♪
417
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:05,878
Excuse me, would
you do me a favour?
418
00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:08,714
This is gonna sound very weird,
but my friend and I are sitting
419
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,283
at a table over there...
420
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:14,186
- Okay.
- Right.
421
00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:23,496
♪
422
00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:24,630
Bird, what are
you getting there?
423
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:25,865
Hey! Where were you?
424
00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:27,299
Ah, vegetable spring roll.
425
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:31,971
♪
426
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,806
(Camera snapping)
427
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:44,950
♪
428
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,087
Just go and give it to
that table over there.
429
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,823
♪
430
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,125
Would you mind reading this
431
00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:53,926
when this couple is
gonna get in a fight?
432
00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:04,670
♪
433
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,873
One last chance.
434
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,875
I got one more
trick up my sleeve!
435
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:12,245
(Cheering)
436
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:14,180
Is it possible to
make a fortune cookie
437
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,048
with my own little
message in it?
438
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:17,383
Really?
439
00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:23,589
(Fireworks exploding)
440
00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:26,091
Holy (Bleep), look at that.
441
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,293
Look at that.
442
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,930
"Before money and fame,
443
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:33,999
friendship is the
greatest treasure."
444
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:44,076
♪
445
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:51,850
♪
446
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:56,722
(Cheerful music)
447
00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,692
(GoldenEye music playing)
448
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,494
No radar.
449
00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:05,998
(GoldenEye music playing)
450
00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:13,672
(Clicking sounds)
451
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,080
This is for everything, right?
452
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,481
This is for everything.
453
00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:24,450
This is-- This is for
everything, right?
454
00:21:26,185 --> 00:21:27,520
Right?
455
00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:29,354
- Right.
- Right?
456
00:21:29,421 --> 00:21:31,857
(GoldenEye music playing)
457
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:33,125
Okay.
458
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:36,029
It’s not for everything.
459
00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:37,229
Well, what is it?
460
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,464
Is it for everything
or not for everything?
461
00:21:38,497 --> 00:21:39,465
You don’t wanna make
it for everything.
462
00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:41,033
This one’s for everything.
463
00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:43,535
(Gunshots)
464
00:21:43,569 --> 00:21:45,004
Oh yeah.
465
00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:46,505
(Gunshots)
Bitch.
466
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,107
I’ll re-up on the body armour.
467
00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:49,942
Ah, ’cause you’re
a little bitch.
468
00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:51,777
A body armour bitch!
B-B-B-B-B!
469
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:52,979
Wanna make this everything?
470
00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:54,413
Ah, you wanna make this
for everything, huh?
471
00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:55,614
You wanna run at me?
472
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,250
You wanna run me, huh, bitch?!
473
00:21:57,283 --> 00:21:58,718
I’m getting some more
body armour, bitch.
474
00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:00,753
Oh, fucker!
475
00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:02,788
If there’s one thing
GoldenEye taught me,
476
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,158
it’s that you want a gun.
477
00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:07,293
- Oh, you want a gun.
- You just want a gun.
478
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:08,727
You know what’d be awesome?
479
00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:10,496
- If we...
- Ah, I saw your hand!
480
00:22:10,529 --> 00:22:11,530
Fuck!
481
00:22:12,631 --> 00:22:20,572
♪
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