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MATT: Hold on, let’s stop so
I can get an establishing shot.
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JAY: Wait, wait, let’s not
get any closer until, like...
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Do you think-- Are we
allowed to be here?
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What do you mean?
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You know, there’s laws about
people our age at high schools.
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We’ll look like pedophiles.
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But we have the perfect cover!
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We’re gonna say we’re
making a movie about pedophiles.
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This is an anti-pedophile movie.
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I-I-I should-- I think
we need to ask permission.
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There’s children around.
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We’re in, we’re out,
it’s two seconds, okay?
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Oh, you guys can go ahead!
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We’re just making
a movie for class.
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You guys know Mr. Bird?
He’s helping me.
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Yeah, I think we can get
charged just for that.
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I’m outta here.
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’Kay, well, I’m going
to do it, so go ahead.
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No, I’m-- Matt!
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- So wait...
- Do you know your lines?
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- Did you read the script?
- Yeah.
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Shoot the camera
from right there.
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Yeah, watch, ready?
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Do you guys know Mr. Plues,
that gym teacher?
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BOTH: No.
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Well, he asked me to come
play Secret of Mana with him
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in the tech class.
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I think I’m gonna do it,
sounds pretty fun.
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Sure.
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I mean, what’s the
worst that could happen?
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(Gasping)
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JAY: Matt, what is the
plot of this movie again?
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Whoa, don’t go in there!
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Wha-- Mr. Plues
isn’t who he says he is.
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You’re gonna cut this?
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Yeah, it’s gonna get edited.
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Uh, we’re filming
something for-- for class.
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Yeah, we’re just--
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- Um...
- We’re-- We’re in a band.
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No, we’re not students.
We’re making a movie, and--
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No, no, we don’t.
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See, I tried to
tell you this, Matt.
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Right, sure, we’ll go,
we’ll go, we’ll go.
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Oh my god, that guy was--
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(Laughing)
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You missed a c--
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So yeah, so it worked,
we shot the whole movie.
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Okay, that’s it.
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We’re not doing
anymore sneaking around.
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What’d you mean no--
What are you talking about?
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No, every single plan
involves sneaking somewhere!
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We sneak over here, we gotta
do a little sneaking there.
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We’ll just-- It’s like
oh, oh, where we going?
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We’re sneaking somewhere!
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How else are we supposed
to shoot the movie,
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if not by sneaking?
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- That works so well.
- I don’t care!
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No more sneaking!
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Are you serious?
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All this sneaking around!
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Oh, s-s-sneaking!
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Oh, let’s sneak in here!
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(Panting)
Sneak by!
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Oh, we have to hide over
here, sneak around here!
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And oh, oh, oh, Bird,
we’re sneaking over here!
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- And then we sneak around!
- Right.
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No more of this sneaking!
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Yeah, so then I...
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I’m sick of all this sneakin’!
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I’ve gotten that crystal clear.
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You’re gonna promise
we’re not gonna do
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anymore sneaking around.
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I promise!
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Okay?
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Are we friends again?
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Hey!
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No, I’m gonna spend
some time by myself.
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What? I just promised
we wouldn’t sneak around!
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Hey, okay, I’ve got an idea!
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What if I edit the movie
so that you’re the star?
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That wasn’t the plan.
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Well, no, the plan is just get a
movie into a big film festival,
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and then we become famous, then
we get a show at the Rivoli.
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It doesn’t matter if I’m
the star or you’re the star.
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What do you mean I’m the star?
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I’ll change the story!
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And then imagine that, you’re
the star of the Sundance film!
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Everybody’s coming up to you.
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"Hey, are you that guy
from Operation Avalanche?"
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That’s the title of--
I’m not sure how much the--
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How much do you guys know?
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Well, that probably
takes a lot of work.
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Yeah, I-- it’s just editing!
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I’ll edit it,
chuk-chuk-doot-doot!
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The footage we got of you today?
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I’ll just zip it
around, zip-zip!
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Snip-snip, you’re the star!
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- I’m the star?
- You’re the star.
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(Chattering)
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Or this way, same thing.
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Dsh, dsh, dsh, dsh, dsh, dsh!
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You know what, it’s actually
gonna be quite a challenge
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to make Jay the star
of this movie,
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because in the pl--
like that’s not the plot.
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What do I do?
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He’s not gonna care, right?
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Birdie?
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He won’t care.
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I’ll just ed--
Yeah, he won’t care.
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I’ll edit it the way--
Hey, you know what?
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When he sees the movie,
he’s gonna be like (Kissing).
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Done! Jay, that’s it!
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Wake up!
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Bird, wake up, come on!
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Jay, come on, wake up!
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Dude, we gotta go to
the airport, let’s go!
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Why?
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We got into Sundance!
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Aah!
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♪
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♪ Yeah yeah
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♪ Yeah
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♪ My mind had been enabled
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♪ In a memory you overflow
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♪ Wanna be your superhero
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♪ Even if I tumble fall
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♪ I’m okay
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♪ But I need you desperately
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♪ You know I need you
desperately ♪
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♪
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♪ Yeah
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♪ Oh yeah ♪
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♪ Oh yeah
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♪
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(Plane roaring)
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Yes!
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How-- How did we get
into the festival?
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I submitted the film,
withoutabox.com.
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And they just liked it, and
they got us in like right away?
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A++, is what the review--
is what the festival--
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I haven’t even seen
the final cut.
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Yeah, but you
don’t need to see it.
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I got it up there,
in the... thing.
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Cloud?
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No, in the...
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Oh.
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In the thing.
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How did I turn out in it?
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People are gonna
see you and think,
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"Yeah, that is the
next Adrian Grenier."
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For sure.
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I could be on the cover of GQ?
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(Burping)
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Sure.
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Sure you will.
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♪
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♪ I’m makin’ it
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♪ I’ve got the chance
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♪ I’m takin’ it
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♪ No more, no more
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♪ Fakin’ it
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♪ This time in life
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♪ I’m makin’ it
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♪ Ooh, ooh
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♪ Makin’ it
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This is Festival HQ, right?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, great.
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Look at this!
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- Our own hotel room?
- Yeah, it’s nice.
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There’s our beds!
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Dibs on this one!
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Well, it’s the same.
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I don’t even see what
makes that one better.
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- They’re identical.
- By the window.
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’Kay, I-- give me 30 minutes.
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You wanna just stay
here for 30 minutes?
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I’m gonna go figure out
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what’s happening with
our screening, okay?
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No, hold on, I’ll come with you.
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N-n-no, don’t.
You stay here.
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You know, you’re the big star,
you wanna keep a low profile.
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No, I wanna come
and see everything!
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What, do you think
Emilio Estevez is
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out on the street
glad-handing?
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You gotta be hidden.
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People gonna be trying
to get your autographs
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and stuff like that.
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You gotta work on your
Q&A answers, right?
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- Q&A...
- Q&A, okay?
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I’m gonna figure out what--
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They’re gonna wanna know
my origin story.
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They’re gonna wanna know
the Jay McCarrol story.
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We’ll be right back, okay?
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Okay, here we go.
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Hi, sorry.
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(Chattering)
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What’s-- What’s
screening right now?
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What are they about to screen?
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A sheep thing?
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Where’s the projectionist?
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Yeah, okay, I’m just gonna
go talk for-- for one second.
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(Exhaling)
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(Chattering)
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, are you
the projectionist here?
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- Yes.
- You know what?
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I’m switching the thing
that we’re screening tonight.
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The filmmaker...
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I am the filmmaker, and now
we’re gonna screen this instead.
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Like instead of the...
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(Radio chattering)
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Okay, great.
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- Um, are you serious?
- Yeah, instead of the film.
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- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
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I’m the director, I’m Matt.
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- Hi, Matt.
- Nice to meet you.
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- What’s your name?
- My name is Hans.
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You work here for the festival?
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But you mean instead of--
instead of The Sheep?
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That’s right,
instead of The Sheep.
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Okay, um...
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It’ll take me...
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We are not set up to
play a DVD or a Blu-Ray.
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Right.
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Um, it’ll take me a little
while to just get everything...
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But we can do it?
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- What’s that?
- But we can do it?
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It’ll take a mom--
It’ll take about 10 minutes
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for me to patch
everything through.
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Okay, so you don’t wanna--
you don’t wanna run Sheep?
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Fuck Sheep!
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(Phone ringing)
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Hello?
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Bird, let’s go!
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Everything’s good,
everything’s good!
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It’s on right now?
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We’re going in now, now, now!
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- Are we on time?
- We’re fine, shh!
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...and most importantly,
enjoy the film.
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Let’s get this started.
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Enjoy Sheep!
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(Applause)
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You ca-- Is it Sheep?
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I don’t know what he said.
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Programmers say all
kinds of crazy-- Shh.
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Wait, wait, let’s not get
any closer until, like...
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Do you think-- Are we
allowed to be here?
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(Phone ringing)
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I’m a detective trying to stop
the pedophiles at the school.
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I’ll just have to kill them all
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(Piano playing)
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(Gunshots)
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(GoldenEye sound effects)
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Dead.
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Whoa, whoa!
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00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,629
Did you just kill me?
257
00:08:48,661 --> 00:08:50,229
(Piano playing)
258
00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:51,498
Where’s my credit?
259
00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,600
(Gunshots)
260
00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:55,368
I’m dead at the beginning?
261
00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:57,504
- I had to do--
- There’s no more of me.
262
00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,906
(Paper crumpling)
263
00:08:59,939 --> 00:09:01,040
But you’re still--
264
00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:02,742
So we came here to
go in this festival,
265
00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:04,811
and I’m not in the film anymore?
266
00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,813
But who’s leading them?
267
00:09:06,846 --> 00:09:08,181
Yeah, but the movie’s great.
268
00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:09,750
- Just trust me, it’s gonna--
- But I’m not in it!
269
00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:10,917
That was the whole point!
270
00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:12,185
We were gonna make
a star out of me!
271
00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:13,453
No, the point was we
get a show at the Rivoli.
272
00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:15,021
This is gonna get us a
show, doesn’t matter if
273
00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,356
you’re the star or I’m
the star, who cares?
274
00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:17,891
You’re taking it
all for yourself!
275
00:09:17,957 --> 00:09:19,292
It changed a little bit.
276
00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:21,060
(Microphone reverbing)
277
00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:22,362
Ah jeez...
278
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,396
What happened to my part?
279
00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:24,498
Okay, I apologize, guys.
280
00:09:24,531 --> 00:09:26,233
Sit down for a second.
281
00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:27,501
It’s the very
beginning of the movie!
282
00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:28,702
Let’s talk about it after!
283
00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,737
We agreed: I had the
face, you had the body!
284
00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:33,239
You said I would be
a huge star from this!
285
00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:34,574
What about all the
shooting we did?
286
00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:36,442
- Shut up, shut up!
- What do you mean shut up?
287
00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:38,545
I snuck the movie
into the festival, okay?
288
00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:39,946
We’re gonna get in big trouble.
289
00:09:39,979 --> 00:09:41,247
Thank you for your patience.
290
00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:42,949
- Why?!
- I did it for you, okay?
291
00:09:42,982 --> 00:09:44,617
- So please--
- But you betrayed me!
292
00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:46,253
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, not betrayed!
293
00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:48,121
Bird, come on, pal,
I did it for us!
294
00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:49,856
This is the guy who
did it right here!
295
00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:51,157
He snuck it in.
296
00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:53,626
him.
297
00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:58,732
(Crowd murmuring)
298
00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:02,502
Sorry, if people wanna wait,
get a drink or go to the wash--
299
00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:04,303
(Chattering)
300
00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:06,039
Jay!
301
00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:07,607
Hey, did you--
anybody see my friend?
302
00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:09,509
He’s quite tall with black hair,
303
00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,044
and just would’ve
walked out of here.
304
00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,981
Hey, was that...
305
00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:16,583
- That was your film?
- No, I don’t know.
306
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,084
Do you work for the festival?
307
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,319
- I didn’t mean any troub--
- No, no, no, I’m a critic.
308
00:10:19,385 --> 00:10:20,553
But that wasn’t
supposed to be the film.
309
00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:22,189
No, I know, I’m sorry, I...
310
00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:25,158
It’s stupid, I switched with
the projectionist beforehand.
311
00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:26,826
Literally you snuck the film in?
312
00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:30,197
Uh, yeah, I-- I snuck
it in, I snuck it in.
313
00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:32,165
Do you wanna talk...
Would you like to do
314
00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:33,633
an interview about
this or something?
315
00:10:33,666 --> 00:10:34,834
An interview?
316
00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,136
Do you have some time now?
317
00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:37,370
I’ve got like 20 minutes.
318
00:10:37,403 --> 00:10:38,571
Yes, I have time!
319
00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:45,779
♪
320
00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:47,313
♪ Makin’ it
321
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:48,715
♪ Woo woo woo
322
00:10:48,748 --> 00:10:50,149
Hi, I’m Matt
Johnson from Toronto.
323
00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:51,884
My film is Operation Avalanche,
324
00:10:51,918 --> 00:10:53,319
and we snuck it
into the festival.
325
00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:54,520
Thank you so much!
326
00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:56,422
(Applause)
327
00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:58,858
We’ve had such a whirlwind
between sneaking the film
328
00:10:58,925 --> 00:11:01,194
into the theatre,
and then like...
329
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,864
and then getting everybody
to watch it is just--
330
00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:06,867
yeah, it seems like
it’s been like an hour.
331
00:11:08,701 --> 00:11:12,605
(Music playing)
332
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,542
That was the best part
of that (Bleep)ing movie.
333
00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:17,444
♪ Makin’ it non-stop
334
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,045
♪ Out here, out here
335
00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:20,913
♪ Makin’ it to the top
336
00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:25,752
(Music playing)
337
00:11:25,785 --> 00:11:27,120
Hey, what’s going on?
Welcome to Rapid Fax.
338
00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:28,655
I’m your boyfriend,
George Stroumboulopoulos.
339
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,690
Okay, time to get to the
top headlines of the day.
340
00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:32,959
Maybe election stuff later,
but first the big news.
341
00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:36,362
So the Sundance Film Festival
organizers had a huge surprise
342
00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:38,632
when a Canadian - yeah,
that’s right, one of our own -
343
00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:41,334
actually snuck his film
into the festival,
344
00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,035
and the press went crazy!
345
00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:44,871
Speaking of breaking the
rules, the weirdness around
346
00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:47,373
Marshall Mathers continues
in his felony gun charges.
347
00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:48,942
--Ben Mulroney.
348
00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:50,576
First up, we’re
headed to Sundance,
349
00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:53,046
where a Canadian filmmaker
has somehow snuck his film
350
00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:56,783
into the festival and convinced
them to screen it officially.
351
00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,786
Oh my god, we’re famous!
352
00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:01,821
(Loud techno music)
353
00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:09,395
(Chattering)
354
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:10,864
...high school, we
didn’t have permission.
355
00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:12,799
Yo, I’ve always snuck things.
356
00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:14,167
I mean, that’s
how people know me.
357
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,668
They know me as The Sneaker.
358
00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,537
I actually had a friend who
was very against sneaking -
359
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:21,007
he’s an ex-friend now - and he
wouldn’t take that the film was
360
00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,843
just not gonna get into the
festival without sneaking!
361
00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:25,878
This guy’s so anti-sneaking
you wouldn’t believe it.
362
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,748
The things he would say to me,
that I shouldn’t sneak
363
00:12:28,781 --> 00:12:31,384
this movie into the festival,
sneaking was a mistake...
364
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,920
(Slowed down) Sneaking
around gets you nowhere!
365
00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:36,289
What if you have to
sneak for a friend?
366
00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:38,991
(Laughing)
367
00:12:39,058 --> 00:12:40,326
You idiot!
368
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:42,762
You’re a sneaking bitch!
369
00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:43,963
Please, I’m sorry!
370
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,465
(Bleep) you!
371
00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:48,334
Sneaking around is
never gonna pay off,
372
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:49,803
ya fat (Bleep)!
373
00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:51,037
(Crying)
374
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,572
Sneaking can be good,
375
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,241
but he had a completely
different perspective.
376
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:56,910
(Slowed down) How much
of an idiot are you?
377
00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:59,345
Moron, (Bleep)ing retard.
378
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:00,580
I’m sorry.
379
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:01,714
Ugly little (Bleep).
380
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,083
(Sobbing)
381
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,185
Look at him sneaking away.
382
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:07,721
Hope he snuck up his own ass.
383
00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:10,389
Let’s get outta here.
384
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:11,658
But I’m happy now.
385
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,059
In fact, I couldn’t be happier.
386
00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:15,661
In fact, us breaking up
was probably the best thing
387
00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:18,364
that ever happened to me,
because now my career
388
00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:21,868
and my art is
starting to flourish...
389
00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:33,579
(Sad piano music)
390
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:36,216
You know, he didn’t even
invite me to one interview.
391
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:48,795
Yeah.
392
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:58,471
(Piano Man playing)
393
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,206
♪ There’s an old man...
394
00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:02,041
I gotta call him,
I gotta call him.
395
00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:06,947
(Sighing)
396
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,415
(Off-key piano notes)
397
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,384
Hey Matt, it’s me again.
398
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:14,086
Just calling you back.
399
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,823
Sitting here at a piano,
wish you were here.
400
00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:21,227
Sorry.
401
00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:31,303
♪
402
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:40,413
♪
403
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:41,881
Wait, there he is!
404
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,616
He’s down there!
405
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:46,052
♪ It’s 9:00 on a Saturday
406
00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:47,420
Matt!
407
00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:49,288
♪
408
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:50,824
Matt!
409
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,325
♪
410
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:56,329
♪ There’s an old man
sitting next to me ♪
411
00:14:56,396 --> 00:15:00,200
♪ Making love to
his tonic and gin ♪
412
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:03,102
♪
413
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,170
Hi, how you doing?
I’m a filmmaker.
414
00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:06,338
Yeah, oi, we’re--
we’re at capacity.
415
00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:08,241
Oh, that’s okay.
My friend’s in here, and...
416
00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:09,542
Matt!
417
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,043
Just trying to say sorry!
418
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:14,747
♪ He says son can you
play me a memory ♪
419
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:19,052
♪ I’m not really sure
how it goes ♪
420
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,587
Excuse me.
421
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:21,921
Hold on, man.
422
00:15:21,954 --> 00:15:23,622
Okay, so here’s the thing:
I’m trying to be nice,
423
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,158
but you’re starting
to piss me off, okay?
424
00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:28,227
We already told you that
there’s a line, okay?
425
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,430
If you don’t listen to me,
I’m gonna ask you to walk,
426
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,131
and I’m not letting you in,
I don’t give a damn.
427
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,366
Okay.
428
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,634
I can go in?
429
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,536
No, you cannot go in!
430
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:39,738
♪
431
00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:43,710
♪ Sing us a song,
you’re the Piano Man ♪
432
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:47,380
♪ Sing us a song tonight
433
00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:51,517
♪ Well we’re all in
the mood for a melody ♪
434
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:54,687
♪ And you’ve got us
feeling alright ♪
435
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,122
♪
436
00:15:57,156 --> 00:16:00,726
♪ He says Bill I believe
this is killing me ♪
437
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:07,500
Well, I would say go see
the movie that I made, but...
438
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:12,205
I don’t even know,
my friend betrayed me.
439
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,642
But... it’s gonna
be playing soon.
440
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,545
Yeah.
441
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,580
Right there.
442
00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:24,117
You guys wanna
hang out or something?
443
00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:28,588
We have no idea where to go.
444
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:29,922
- Alright.
- This guy here.
445
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:31,291
(Laughing)
446
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:38,998
♪
447
00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:41,433
JAY: Hey Matt, it’s me again.
448
00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:44,103
Just calling you back,
sitting here at a piano...
449
00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:45,571
Oh, you got a film
in this too, huh?
450
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:46,906
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what’s yours?
451
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:48,074
Operation Avalanche.
452
00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:49,241
Right, right, I haven’t--
453
00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:50,676
Kevin Smith,
can we take a picture?
454
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,045
Oh, Kevin Smith!
455
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:53,313
Oh, I know you, dude!
456
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,347
Oh, wicked!
457
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:55,615
Lotta people think Kevin James.
458
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:56,782
(Laughing)
459
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,284
You are... cool and shit.
460
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,786
That means everything.
461
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,253
Thank you.
462
00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:02,388
See you guys later.
463
00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:03,455
So what, are you
rolling by yourself,
464
00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:04,824
or how are you doing this?
465
00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:06,793
Movie’s playing, I’ve
seen it a bunch and whatnot.
466
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,728
So I let them watch it,
and I come out here,
467
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:10,162
grab some air and stuff.
468
00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:11,831
Normally I’m with Jay, but
I ain’t with Jay right now.
469
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,299
He fucking fucked off.
470
00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:14,767
I’m in the exact same situation.
471
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,002
I’ve got a best
friend named Jay who...
472
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,372
completely sold me
out on this movie,
473
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:21,474
and I just said fuck
him, I said forget it.
474
00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:25,244
You know, fame, success
magnifies what’s there.
475
00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:26,646
It doesn’t put
something new there,
476
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:27,914
it magnifies what’s there.
477
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:29,882
It sounds like your Jay
is just a bit full of
478
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:31,451
insecurity and stuff.
479
00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:35,621
And when you guys get out of
the high altitude of Park City,
480
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:38,825
you’ll find out that he’s
just good ol’ Jay, your buddy.
481
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,427
Maybe you give him
the benefit of the doubt.
482
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,829
I’ve given my Jay the benefit of
the doubt for 30 fucking years,
483
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,598
and he used to do
fucking heroin.
484
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:47,433
Hi, how are you?
485
00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:50,870
What’s up? How
you doing? I’m Matt.
486
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,475
Would you like to trade
a sip for a cigarette?
487
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,811
- Hey!
- Is that Kevin?
488
00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:00,212
Is there liquor in this?
489
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:04,249
I’ve never-- I’ve
never had a drink before.
490
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:05,351
Do you think...
491
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:08,287
It’s not a joke.
492
00:18:08,354 --> 00:18:09,589
No, I’m seriously not kidding.
493
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:10,623
What, do I just drink--
494
00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:11,657
Just open your mouth
and pour it.
495
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,060
Don’t-- Don’t--
There you go.
496
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,628
Good job.
497
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:18,965
Wow.
498
00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:20,433
♪
499
00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:22,435
- Whoa!
- Now it’s like yee-haw!
500
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:23,703
Yee-haw?
501
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,204
Okay, I’ll catch
up with you later.
502
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,806
I’m gonna-- I’m
gonna hit a few parties.
503
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,007
Later on there.
504
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,375
Hey, thanks for the
advice, but I mean,
505
00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:31,143
if you met Jay, you’d
understand what I mean.
506
00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:34,180
♪
507
00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:37,216
(Music playing)
508
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:43,490
(Sighing)
509
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,258
Wha...
510
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,793
Is that...
511
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,628
Is that Matt?
512
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,663
Oh sh-- Matt?
513
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:53,700
Matt!
514
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,034
What’s...
515
00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:57,703
He’s wasted.
516
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,205
Get up, Matt!
517
00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:00,706
Get up!
518
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,642
Agh, Jesus, you’re frozen!
519
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:12,384
(Phone ringing)
520
00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:14,887
Um...
521
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,255
(Bleep).
522
00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:18,290
(Phone ringing)
523
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:20,059
Hello?
524
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,927
No, Matt’s...
525
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:23,496
(Sighing)
526
00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:24,763
Right now?
527
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:29,002
Well, I...
528
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,307
Tell them I’ll be there.
529
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:38,011
This is Matt Johnson.
530
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:44,617
♪
531
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,286
♪ I’m makin’ it
532
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,621
HOST: And now, back again,
this time more real,
533
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,890
Matt Johnson, the director
of Operation Avalanche!
534
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:57,296
(Applause)
535
00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:59,631
(Cheering)
536
00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:01,267
Hi.
537
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,769
I made it!
538
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,672
Hi, everyone, uh...
539
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,574
I... Oh, thanks.
540
00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:12,879
I know you’re all expecting
to see Matt Johnson right now,
541
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:16,849
the big star who snuck
a film into Sundance...
542
00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:20,553
but I’m here to
tell you the truth.
543
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,924
Matt Johnson didn’t make
this movie by himself.
544
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:29,128
He made it with me,
Jay McCarrol.
545
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:31,130
(Gasping)
546
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,702
A little bit about myself...
547
00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:39,404
I was born in 1983.
548
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:40,907
Whoa, sorry!
549
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:42,308
Hi, sorry.
550
00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:45,578
Well, my mom certainly
does put together a full...
551
00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:47,412
Christmas dinner.
552
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:50,749
Although when we’re in Florida,
we just go out to this
553
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:54,720
golf restaurant, and we just
order the Christmas special.
554
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,556
- But that’s not the same--
- Sorry, folks!
555
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:57,990
Sorry.
556
00:20:58,057 --> 00:20:59,425
What, did you
sneak in here, Bird?
557
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:00,926
Sorry about that, guys!
I was just a little bit late.
558
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,161
- Just gonna--
- Get the fuck outta here.
559
00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:03,296
I’m doing this, go.
560
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:04,630
Go.
561
00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:06,098
(Nervous laughing)
562
00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:07,300
Sorry about that, I’m here!
563
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:08,701
(Applause)
564
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,837
(Nervous laughing)
565
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,405
I don’t know who that guy was!
566
00:21:12,471 --> 00:21:15,407
Okay, anyway, thank you so much
for coming to the world premiere
567
00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:17,810
of my film, Operation Avalanche.
568
00:21:17,843 --> 00:21:21,246
I’m so happy you guys
are believing the hype.
569
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,715
It’s here!
570
00:21:22,748 --> 00:21:24,617
(Clapping)
571
00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:27,553
Uh, but seriously, um...
572
00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:29,321
this film is a labour of love.
573
00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:32,091
It’s a film that I made with...
574
00:21:33,425 --> 00:21:36,028
I made-- I made this
film completely on...
575
00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:37,763
Hmm...
576
00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:47,473
I made this movie...
577
00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:48,507
alo--
578
00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:54,747
(Sniffling)
579
00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:55,914
You know what?
580
00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:58,184
I wanna introduce
somebody to you guys.
581
00:21:58,217 --> 00:22:00,853
Jay McCarrol, come up here!
582
00:22:00,886 --> 00:22:02,588
This is my best
friend, Jay McCarrol,
583
00:22:02,621 --> 00:22:05,224
and we made this movie together.
584
00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:07,459
I couldn’t have
done it without him,
585
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:09,695
we were in it together,
and we’re a team.
586
00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:11,664
We’re a band called
Nirvanna The Band,
587
00:22:11,697 --> 00:22:14,600
and we’re gonna be back at
the end for a Q&A together,
588
00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:17,269
and enjoy the film, and
thank you so much, guys.
589
00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:18,738
We love you, bye!
590
00:22:18,804 --> 00:22:21,206
Thank you!
(Applause)
591
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:24,677
♪ Baby all the lights
are turned on you ♪
592
00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:28,047
♪ Now you’re in the
centre of the stage ♪
593
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:31,450
♪ Loneliness will
get to you somehow ♪
594
00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:34,787
♪ But everybody loves you now
595
00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:36,455
So what do we-- what
do we do during the Q&A?
596
00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:37,622
I guess we should figure out
597
00:22:37,656 --> 00:22:38,757
some kind of a shtick
or something.
598
00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:40,259
Because we’re famous
enough, we did it.
599
00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:41,760
We can play the Rivoli.
600
00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:45,965
You thought you could just...
rape anyone you wanted?!
601
00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:51,971
(Gunshots and screaming)
602
00:22:52,004 --> 00:22:54,340
Yeah, so we’ll talk about
Nirvanna The Band or what...
603
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,075
Why are they all coming out?
604
00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:58,811
I don’t know, what’s going on?
605
00:23:00,246 --> 00:23:01,581
What the-- What the hell?
606
00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:03,015
- The movie’s not over.
- Why are you guys leaving?
607
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,850
You didn’t-- You didn’t like it?
608
00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:08,721
Yeah, that was--
609
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,925
Well, of course they hated it!
610
00:23:12,958 --> 00:23:14,326
You fucking-- The
whole intro where--
611
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,095
They hated it because
you cut me out of it!
612
00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:17,262
No, you made it confusing!
613
00:23:17,296 --> 00:23:18,631
I was supposed to be
the big star in it!
614
00:23:18,664 --> 00:23:19,865
Why did you come up and do the--
615
00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:21,033
- Oh, I’m stupid?!
- Yes!
616
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:22,868
You sneaked the film
into Sundance, Matt!
617
00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:24,670
Yeah, that was the only
smart thing that happened!
618
00:23:24,703 --> 00:23:26,705
--why we’re here in
this situation now!
619
00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:27,974
I want-- I want you to die.
620
00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:29,408
I’m the one-- I had the face!
621
00:23:29,475 --> 00:23:31,577
You’ve got nothing, you
have absolutely nothing!
622
00:23:31,644 --> 00:23:33,513
You fucking dirt,
I hate your guts!
623
00:23:33,545 --> 00:23:36,715
(Laughing)
624
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:37,750
Why...
625
00:23:37,783 --> 00:23:40,019
(Laughing)
626
00:23:40,052 --> 00:23:41,554
Okay, let’s go back to Toronto.
627
00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:42,955
Come on, guys, we’re outta here!
628
00:23:42,988 --> 00:23:57,035
♪
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