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- Alex, just open the door.
- It appears she's suffering
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from major depressive disorder.
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- I'm begging you,
please get me out of here.
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(phone voice): Welcome to Plan B Agency.
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- You were telling me
your reaction
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to being awarded
the Order of Canada in June?
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- Circus school.
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I mean, you've always loved the
circus and you're so talented.
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- What is going on
with the new guy
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that has you all acting weird?
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- Oh, you don't mind if our
elbows are touching, do you?
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- No.
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- Can you spare some change
for food, ma'am?
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- I was thinking about how
I want the kids to be in Ottawa
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when I receive
the Order of Canada.
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Well, I want
their father there too.
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- Mom, Lu's getting
hammered with some guy
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and she won't come back
to the hotel with me!
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- Are you blind? She's a child
and she's intoxicated,
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you fucking pervert!
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- I'm never gonna be like you.
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I don't know what's
wrong with me, I'm sorry.
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(whimpering): Mommy?
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- Lu, what's the matter?
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Did you have a bad dream, Lu?
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- Come snuggle in with us,
sweetie--
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- No, no, no, sweetie.
I'll take her back.
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- There was
a monster chasing me,
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but I couldn't run away
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because there's holes
all over the floor.
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- You know what you're gonna do
if you see that monster again?
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You're gonna look him in the eye
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and you're gonna tell him
you're not scared, okay?
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(whimpering)
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- But I am scared.
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- Don't be.
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That's the trick.
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He'll disappear, you'll see.
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Goodnight.
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(melancholic music)
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(theme song)
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(somber music)
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(suitcase zipping)
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- I don't know what's
wrong with me. I'm sorry.
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(phone voice): Your current subscription to Plan B
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expires in 64 days.
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You must wait until your current trip has expired
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before making a new request.
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(whispering): Shit.
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(somber music)
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(door opening)
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(man on video): Yesterday she confirmed she'd be gracing us
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with her presence here this morning.
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And now, poof, she cancels all her Ottawa interviews.
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I would like to officially award Abigail Walker
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the prize for Toronto elitism
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and blatant disregard
for the little guy.
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- Rory sent it to me, I...
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(host): Why did she say she was cancelling?
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(co-host): Family reasons.
(laughing)
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- Oh, please, her family's her top priority?
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Give me a break.
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(suspenseful music)
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- When's the last time
you said it?
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- You said it yesterday.
(door opening)
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- Good morning.
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(energetic music
playing on speakers)
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- How is the outrage
machine running today?
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- We're back
at the Red Pill Report,
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and do we have
a plot twist for you.
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We have the honour
of being joined, after all,
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by her excellency,
Abigail Walker,
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who was awarded the Order
of Canada this morning,
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and managed to carve some time
out from her family obligation--
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- Wait, wait, wait. Aren't you
going to introduce me properly?
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You know, the hypocrite, snob,
self-serving elitist,
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now that you have
to say it to my face?
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- Well, after all your
Toronto media love,
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skipping the nation's capital
seemed a bit... calculated.
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- To be honest, no.
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I wasn't exactly thrilled
to support a show
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where the host fans the flames
of his audience's fear
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and bigotry just because he has
nothing intelligent to say.
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- Wow, Abigail Walker, live
and unfiltered, everyone.
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- Hey, look, I'm the voice
of real people, okay?
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Not the latte sipping,
virtue signalers
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who guilt trip hardworking folks
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into funding
their vanity projects.
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- Preach.
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- And as a fellow woman,
by the way,
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I think it is tragic
that you prop up this idiot.
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Because
no legitimate broadcaster
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would ever dream of hiring you.
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And, seriously, Carson,
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when did you become
such a piece of shit?
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What, are you not
getting laid anymore?
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Is that why you and your band
of incels vacation in Thailand?
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I mean, we all know
you're a shit golfer,
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so it can't be that.
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But I bet you've got
a loyalty card
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for the rub and tugs
of Carlsen Road.
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- Uh, we're going
to break, folks.
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- What? Whatever happened
to the fearless
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champion of freedom
of expression?
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- You're gonna
regret this, bitch.
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- Well, thank you for having me.
This has been...
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...enlightening.
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(door opening)
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- Was that really necessary?
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- Nicely done, mom.
That guy's an idiot.
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(somber music)
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(phone dings)
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(phone dings)
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(car doors shutting)
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- Lu asked if she could
stay with us tonight.
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Is that okay with you?
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- Okay.
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- Um, I can come
and stay with you.
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If you don't wanna be alone.
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- No, it's okay, sweetie.
I'm fine.
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- Hey! How was Ottawa?
How was the ceremony?
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Tell me everything!
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- Uh, it was great.
- Great.
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- Well, I made
a nice, big dinner,
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so you guys can
fill me in on what I missed.
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- I'm pretty beat, so I think
I'm just gonna head home.
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Text me later, okay?
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- Hey.
- Hi, baby.
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(pensive music)
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(Abigail): I'm never gonna be like you.
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What, she thinks I'm...
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...perfect. What am I
supposed to do with that?
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- Well, I mean,
you could tell her
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the dark, unfiltered
truth about her mother.
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You know?
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(sighing)
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My God... is there anything
wrong with you though?
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- Oh.
- You floss, right?
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No, seriously, I'm so sorry,
I'm coming up dry.
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- Just why is she so unhappy?
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Why is she so obsessed with men?
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Did I do that
or was she born this way?
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- She's 15, she's gonna rebel,
she's gonna push boundaries,
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like, we did that with our moms.
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I mean, seriously,
did you turn out the way
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your mom wanted you to?
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- No. Thank God.
- Huh, there you go.
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- My mother wouldn't
have been content
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unless I was
a housewife like her.
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And not even content
with domesticity like...
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...a martyr.
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- Hmm.
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- Oh, if only your
father hadn't left us...
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I swear, by the end,
even in the hospital,
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it took everything I had
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to go sit with her.
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I couldn't stomach it.
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- Hmm.
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- But what would I give to
have one more day with her.
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- Sure sounds like it.
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- No, I love my mom, I do.
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It just... even in my young age,
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I knew in my bones
I didn't want to be like her.
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- Hey, maybe
that's what Lu's doing.
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You know, she's trying to be
anything but what you are,
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and in this case,
more like your mom, you know?
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- Yeah, but that's not Lu.
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I'm just afraid that
she doesn't accept herself,
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or like herself and that's why
she keeps looking outside for...
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- No, you love her.
That's what matters. That's it.
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(sighing)
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- I just need to know what
I could've done differently.
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- What difference does it make?
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I mean, really,
you can't change the past, Abby.
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(pensive music)
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- Abby,
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we've gotten hundreds of emails
about your Fleming interview.
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I know that you would prefer
not to talk about it,
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but I honestly think we can't
pretend it didn't happen.
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- I got it.
Sword contest.
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First person that can prove that
what Abby said is actually true,
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free trip to Thailand.
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- Like, the more
we talk about it,
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the more we draw attention
to that whiney prick.
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- That whiney prick is
threatening to sue us.
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- Yeah, of course he is, because
he's desperate for publicity.
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- You already gave
him that, Abby.
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And the guys upstairs
can't understand why.
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Why would the star
of our morning show
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stoop to the level
of defamatory innuendo?
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Our lawyers are saying
if we don't fire you,
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it'll be perceived
as a tacit endorsement.
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Which is why you...
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...need to deliver
a retraction and an apology
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on tomorrow morning's show.
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- I'm sorry, Louis,
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I didn't mean to cause
trouble for the network.
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I'll apologize.
- Thank you.
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(Abigail): Did you talk to her?
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- She has no explanation
as to why she did what she did.
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But she assures me that
it will never happen again.
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- Why is she so vulnerable?
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Why is she so...
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...susceptible to men
who wanna hurt her?
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Like, where's her self-esteem?
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- She learned her lesson.
It's one incident.
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- I wouldn't be
so sure about that.
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- I imposed a curfew.
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No parties, no sleepovers,
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no screens at night,
not until trust is restored.
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- I take it she's gonna be
staying at yours then?
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- I don't know.
It might do us both some good.
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(sighing)
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- Yeah, you're probably right.
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(groaning)
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- You okay? Sit down.
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(exhaling)
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Your hands are clammy.
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(sighing): I probably just...
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...forgot to eat breakfast,
or something.
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- We should talk about
what happened in Ottawa.
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Between us, I mean.
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- Well,
I think we both understand.
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- It was lovely, but...
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- Yeah. I enjoyed it too, but...
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...just try not
to beat yourself up about it.
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- I'm working on it.
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- I won't always understand
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or agree with
the choices you make.
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And that can make me angry.
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But what I need you to
understand...
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...is that I love you.
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No matter what.
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(bag zipping)
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- Can I go now?
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(melancholic music)
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(sighing)
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- And lastly,
the prairies are sizzling
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with temperatures
soaring into the mid 30s.
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So, please, everyone,
stay hydrated,
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and seek shade during
the hottest parts of the day.
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- Ready four.
- And...
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- Standing by.
- ...speaking of shade...
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- Thank you, Cat.
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- Up two.
- On cue.
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- I'd like to take a moment this
morning to talk about regret.
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There are choices
I've made in my life
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that I wish
that I could take back.
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And some of them
more recent than others.
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My network executives
and our advertisers
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have asked me to apologize
for some of the things
252
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that I said while in Ottawa
the other morning.
253
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(inhaling deeply)
254
00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:38,830
Actually...
255
00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,366
...you know what?
256
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I'm not even remotely sorry.
257
00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:47,372
So I won't be extending
any forced apologies
258
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to an ignorant, contrarian,
bigoted moron,
259
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:54,312
whose singular talent
is to provoke and divide.
260
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But let it be known,
I only speak for myself.
261
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My team both in front
of and behind the camera,
262
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as well as the network
don't endorse these views.
263
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And... that's all I have
to say on the matter.
264
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We'll be back after the break.
265
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(energetic music)
266
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(breathlessly): Hey.
267
00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:22,741
You wanna touch elbows?
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(scoffing)
269
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Fuck yeah.
270
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(indiscernible chatter
and gasps)
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♪ I need a kiss ♪
272
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♪ Why can't I get just one screw? ♪
273
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♪ Why can't I get just one screw? ♪
274
00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:42,460
♪ Believe me, I'd know what to do ♪
275
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:45,196
♪ But something won't let me make love to you ♪
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♪ Day after day ♪
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♪ I get angry and I will say ♪
278
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♪ That the day is in my sight ♪
279
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♪ When I take a bow and say goodnight ♪
280
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- Oh, the mush
is kicking me hard...
281
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(music continues playing
on speakers)
282
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Why do we have fingernails?
283
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,092
Oh, jeez, what?
284
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,693
- The ceiling's being weird...
285
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,629
♪ 'Cause he went downtown and he got him a gun ♪
286
00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:20,165
♪ Don't shoot, shoot, shoot that thing at me ♪
287
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:22,200
I've always wanted
a statement wall.
288
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But I never had the balls.
289
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,807
I always chickened out
before I could find a color.
290
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:30,675
- What color would you use?
291
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,612
♪ Don't shoot, shoot, shoot that thing at me ♪
292
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(chuckling)
293
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Me?
294
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:39,517
♪ Don't shoot, shoot, shoot that thing at me ♪
295
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:42,320
♪ Know you've got my sympathy ♪
296
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:45,757
♪ But don't shoot, shoot, shoot that thing at me ♪
297
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,625
(groaning)
298
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,567
(laughing)
299
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,937
(phone ringing)
300
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,773
Don't do that.
301
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,775
- Oh...
302
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:06,678
(laughing)
303
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:10,815
(music continues playing
in background)
304
00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:14,085
Hello, you have reached
the voicemail of Abigail Walker.
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- Abigail?
306
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,255
(gasps) Louis!
307
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,591
How did you know
that wasn't my voicemail?
308
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:22,627
- Look, I'm gonna need you to come see me
309
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,262
at the office this afternoon.
310
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,431
- Well, actually, I'm...
311
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I'm working on a personal
project this afternoon.
312
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:33,438
- Well, you're gonna have to putit aside to come speak with me.
313
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It's time sensitive.
314
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,108
- Well, if it's that
time sensitive
315
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,010
then why don't you tell me now?
316
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,846
- Alright, I didn't wanna do this like this, but...
317
00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:43,548
...I'm terminating you.
318
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,151
- You're not the Terminator!
319
00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:49,654
- Abby, you're fired.
320
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:52,924
And we're not renewing the show in September either.
321
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:56,427
- Okay, bye! Thanks for calling.
322
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,897
(kissing noises)
323
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:04,035
- Abby, they killed the show.
What did you do?
324
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,170
- Hmm.
325
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,406
(whimpering)
326
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,342
(door opening)
327
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:20,451
- Oh, Lu.
328
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:22,720
- I just need to grab
my running shoes.
329
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:25,256
- Um, oh, God.
330
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,892
Uh... they're in your closet.
331
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:34,866
(sighing)
332
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:40,939
Lu...
333
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,842
(chuckling)
334
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:46,277
I mean, see?
335
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:49,080
Whoever said that I was perfect?
336
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,353
(phone ringing)
337
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,854
(door opening)
338
00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:58,256
(door shutting)
339
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:01,693
(phone ringing)
340
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:06,397
Hi.
341
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,299
- They can't just throw ten years down the drain
342
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,802
because of one tiny,
massive mistake.
343
00:16:10,904 --> 00:16:13,171
- Don't worry about me, okay?
I'll be fine.
344
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:17,208
- Well, I'm trying not to,
but what is going on with you?
345
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,544
Like, is it... burnout?
346
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,413
Are you just like, done with the media business?
347
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,315
- No, not at all.
348
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,351
Look, broadcasting is...
349
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:28,252
is my life,
I'll land on my feet.
350
00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:32,223
- I mean, I don't doubt it,
Abby, but like, why so messy?
351
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,425
Are you in Gestalt therapy?
352
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,260
(chuckling)
353
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,997
- Look, it's fine, okay?
I've got a...
354
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,498
...Plan B.
355
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,467
- Well, then if that's the case,
356
00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:44,202
I am handing in my notice
and coming with you.
357
00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:47,839
- Wait, no, no, no.
Don't do that okay? Just, um...
358
00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:50,208
...just hang tight,
I'll call you back, okay?
359
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:51,576
- Okay.
360
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,982
- So you have a plan B?
361
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:03,221
- Hmm, that coffee smells nice.
362
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:04,856
(chuckling)
363
00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:07,425
- I didn't even make it yet.
- I know.
364
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,160
It's so impressive.
365
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,062
- Some of our biggest donors
have pulled their support
366
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:14,465
because of... I don't even
know how to describe it.
367
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,868
The erratic things
you said in Ottawa.
368
00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:20,304
Ticket sales for the fundraiser
have stalled completely.
369
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:22,040
Your mental health program
370
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:24,475
doesn't function
without money, Abigail.
371
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,544
Now what are we supposed to do?
372
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,579
- I can undo all of it, okay?
373
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,114
You... just have to trust me.
374
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:31,949
- Okay....
375
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,384
Okay...
376
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:37,922
(enchanting music)
377
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:10,188
(clapping and cheering)
378
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,726
- So I hear you're
seeing someone.
379
00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:21,299
- Uh... yeah,
it's nothing serious though.
380
00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:23,835
I guess Lu told you.
381
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,002
- Yeah.
382
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,572
We'll you'll be happy to
hear that Lu is doing well.
383
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:29,540
Have you seen her grades?
- Mm-hmm.
384
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:31,209
- It's not just that, I mean,
385
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:34,278
she's listening without
fighting, she's home by curfew.
386
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:35,847
She's even nice to...
387
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:38,182
(chuckling): Nice to Naima.
388
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:39,851
Things are going so well,
389
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:42,286
we're hoping to take her
to Marseilles with us in July.
390
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:44,922
See Naima's sister.
- Yeah.
391
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:47,892
- It's a nice idea, but I
don't think she'll go for it.
392
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,595
- She already said yes.
393
00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:53,331
Look, we think it
would be good for her.
394
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:57,401
Now, we just wish that we could
convince Felix to go too.
395
00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:59,103
(chuckling)
396
00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:01,873
(indiscernible chatter)
397
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:02,874
- Hey.
398
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:05,009
- Sweetheart,
you were fantastic.
399
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:06,611
(kissing)
400
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,212
- Congratulations, sweetie,
that was amazing.
401
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,781
- Pretty cool, not gonna lie.
402
00:19:10,884 --> 00:19:12,583
(scoffing)
(chuckling)
403
00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:15,219
- Hey, hey...
404
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,888
Can I congratulate you too?
405
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,659
(melancholic music)
406
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,227
You were wonderful.
407
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:26,864
- I messed up my tumble.
- Well, I wouldn't have guessed.
408
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:31,169
(melancholic music continues)
409
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:45,583
(melancholic music)
410
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,623
- Hey.
411
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:55,226
Here, hug me properly.
412
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:56,961
(car door opening)
413
00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:58,696
When you get back,
the two of us are gonna
414
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,431
go on a trip together, okay?
415
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,466
Just the two of us.
416
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:06,070
(melancholic music continues)
417
00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:10,942
(door opening)
418
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:26,457
(indiscernible chatter)
419
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,526
(clearing throat)
420
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,628
- What are we doing, Abby?
421
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:32,930
I don't mean like,
422
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:35,166
what are we, I'm just...
423
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:37,635
...just feels like everything's
really intense between us.
424
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,071
It's like you're on
death row, or something.
425
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:43,307
Is that what it is?
Are you on death row?
426
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:47,411
- You know, you're right.
427
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,582
This is the best pho
I've ever had.
428
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,451
- Okay. Don't...
429
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,419
...don't do that. Don't deflect.
430
00:20:55,521 --> 00:20:57,822
I'm asking you what is this?
431
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,624
What are we doing?
432
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:01,392
What do you want?
433
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:05,062
- I have this overwhelming
urge to kiss you right now.
434
00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:07,865
(pensive music continues)
435
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:10,368
- Well, in that case
the question can wait.
436
00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:24,415
(keys jangling)
437
00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:33,457
(chuckling)
438
00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:36,460
- Why are you in my bed?
439
00:21:36,562 --> 00:21:39,363
(chuckling)
440
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:41,399
Excuse me?
441
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:44,902
Are you drunk?
442
00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:47,305
- I said I could take ten shots
443
00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:50,841
and walk across the terrace
on my hands
444
00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:53,344
without puking.
445
00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:54,945
(laughing)
446
00:21:55,048 --> 00:21:57,682
- What, didn't they
ban hazing in school?
447
00:21:57,784 --> 00:22:00,718
- No, no, it wasn't
for frosh, I...
448
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:03,454
...I was trying
to impress a girl.
449
00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:06,791
She's in my theatre class.
450
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,328
(chuckling)
451
00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:13,397
(sighing)
452
00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:16,367
(chuckling)
453
00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:21,339
- Do you feel like you need
to drink to loosen up?
454
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:24,742
To not be so serious
all the time?
455
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:28,979
- No, I... I'm only
serious around you guys.
456
00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:31,982
- I see.
457
00:22:32,085 --> 00:22:34,118
I miss my little goofball.
458
00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:35,453
- Hmm.
459
00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:38,923
- So this girl...
460
00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:40,891
...is that why you
didn't want to go to France?
461
00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:43,928
- Nah, I only just met her. I...
462
00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:46,230
...I wanted to stay here
with you.
463
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,633
I didn't want you to be alone.
464
00:22:49,736 --> 00:22:51,669
- You're a sweetheart.
465
00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:55,139
- You've been
so focused on Lu lately,
466
00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:58,309
feels like I'm not even
on your radar anymore.
467
00:22:58,411 --> 00:23:01,278
- I'm sorry if I
made you feel that way.
468
00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:03,514
It is impossible...
469
00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:06,984
...to love one of your
children more than the other.
470
00:23:07,086 --> 00:23:10,221
You'll see on day if you
decide to become a father.
471
00:23:16,295 --> 00:23:18,295
- The room is spinning.
- Oh, gosh.
472
00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:20,131
Put one of your
feet on the floor.
473
00:23:20,233 --> 00:23:21,966
I'm gonna get you some water.
474
00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:27,438
And just try not
to puke on my bed, okay?
475
00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:31,509
- A divemaster took us to this amazing site.
476
00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:33,811
We saw groupers, we saw rays,
477
00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:35,413
beautiful coral reefs.
478
00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:37,648
But Lucy, she went snorkeling instead.
479
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:40,618
- Breathing underwater is just weird and unnatural.
480
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:44,088
- We sunbathed with the narrowswith some of Lucy's new friends.
481
00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:45,990
We got quite the tan, didn't we?
482
00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:48,159
- How about you guys? How are things going there?
483
00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:51,362
- Um, nothing really to report.
484
00:23:51,464 --> 00:23:54,064
I mean, Felix tried
to break the world record
485
00:23:54,167 --> 00:23:58,502
for long distance...
hand walking while shitfaced?
486
00:23:58,604 --> 00:24:00,137
(laughing)
487
00:24:00,239 --> 00:24:02,540
- Wait, wait,
I need more information.
488
00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:08,412
- Okay, um, it was a frosh
party and I decided to...
489
00:24:08,514 --> 00:24:10,948
(suspenseful music)
490
00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:19,890
- Whenever I see that dog house
I just wanna smash it to bits.
491
00:24:19,992 --> 00:24:22,626
Why does she still
keep that thing?
492
00:24:22,728 --> 00:24:24,595
- For her next boyfriend.
- Hey.
493
00:24:24,697 --> 00:24:26,931
Say what you want,
that fucking dog loved me.
494
00:24:27,033 --> 00:24:28,799
It was a good dog.
She was good to me
495
00:24:28,901 --> 00:24:30,367
until she ate my face.
496
00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:31,702
And I don't wanna
talk about that.
497
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,704
Okay? It was a shit day,
498
00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:35,339
and now we're gonna drink.
499
00:24:40,346 --> 00:24:42,880
- When did you guys find out?
- This morning.
500
00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:45,749
Louis is revamping
501
00:24:45,852 --> 00:24:47,885
the morning format for fall.
502
00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:50,654
We're all turfed.
503
00:24:53,559 --> 00:24:55,893
- I'm sorry. Okay?
I didn't think that--
504
00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:57,528
- No, no.
They're taking it way too far.
505
00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:59,263
I mean, you're the number
one morning show host
506
00:24:59,365 --> 00:25:00,898
in the country,
they can't just fire you
507
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,900
for blowing off some steam.
508
00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:06,303
- You know, actually, I think
your little rant was bullshit.
509
00:25:06,405 --> 00:25:07,805
You didn't think for one second
510
00:25:07,907 --> 00:25:10,808
about your team or your crew
before you opened your big,
511
00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:12,076
self-righteous mouth.
512
00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:15,346
It was completely selfish
and incredibly immature.
513
00:25:15,448 --> 00:25:17,748
And, since we're all in favour
of blowing off some steam,
514
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,116
I don't know what
you were thinking.
515
00:25:19,218 --> 00:25:20,584
Attacking Fleming like that?
516
00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:22,419
Thinking that there
would be no blowback?
517
00:25:22,522 --> 00:25:25,055
And I sure as hell don't
understand what you were doing,
518
00:25:25,157 --> 00:25:26,624
fucking our director as if that
wasn't gonna make things
519
00:25:26,726 --> 00:25:29,660
awkward as shit for everyone
who works here.
520
00:25:33,799 --> 00:25:37,134
(pensive music continues)
521
00:25:38,804 --> 00:25:40,571
- Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
522
00:25:40,673 --> 00:25:42,306
- What's up?
523
00:25:42,408 --> 00:25:45,943
- I got my note of legal
action the Ottawa shock jock
524
00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:48,479
and my pink slip
from the network.
525
00:25:48,581 --> 00:25:49,947
- Brutal.
526
00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:51,415
(sighing): Yeah.
527
00:25:51,517 --> 00:25:54,685
- Well, Megan always says
bad news comes in pairs, so...
528
00:25:56,122 --> 00:25:57,855
- Oh...
529
00:25:57,957 --> 00:25:59,957
Megan, you say?
530
00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:01,592
- Don't do that.
531
00:26:01,694 --> 00:26:03,193
- Is she your girlfriend?
532
00:26:03,296 --> 00:26:05,729
- I don't know. I guess.
533
00:26:05,831 --> 00:26:07,264
I hope so.
534
00:26:07,366 --> 00:26:10,834
- Felix, tell me everything.
- No, Mom, jeez.
535
00:26:10,937 --> 00:26:13,871
- Just the basics then.
What's she like?
536
00:26:13,973 --> 00:26:17,608
- She's smart,
and she's beautiful.
537
00:26:17,710 --> 00:26:19,209
She thinks I'm funny.
538
00:26:19,312 --> 00:26:22,346
- Oh, my gosh! You are in love.
539
00:26:24,116 --> 00:26:25,783
When do I get to meet her?
540
00:26:25,885 --> 00:26:27,184
- You know that feeling?
541
00:26:27,286 --> 00:26:29,186
I think we've all had it,
everyone here.
542
00:26:29,288 --> 00:26:31,589
Uh, when a dog chews
off your face?
543
00:26:31,691 --> 00:26:32,790
(crowd laughing)
544
00:26:32,892 --> 00:26:33,857
Just me?
545
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,726
I mean,
I guess I should've known
546
00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:37,561
when my dog started doing this.
547
00:26:37,663 --> 00:26:39,263
(crowd laughing)
548
00:26:39,365 --> 00:26:40,831
I was like, "Are you smiling?"
549
00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:43,467
Bet you didn't see it coming.
I mean, that's the best.
550
00:26:43,569 --> 00:26:45,469
When people are like, "I bet
you didn't see it coming."
551
00:26:45,571 --> 00:26:47,972
It's like, "Yeah, no,
I did actually see it coming."
552
00:26:48,074 --> 00:26:49,506
Like, I saw it coming
from across the room.
553
00:26:49,609 --> 00:26:52,176
I saw it bounding towards me,
I saw it gnawing my face.
554
00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:54,011
(crowd laughing)
555
00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:55,412
(imitating dog)
556
00:26:55,514 --> 00:26:57,748
Yeah, I had like, front row.
I was like, an inch away.
557
00:26:57,850 --> 00:26:59,183
I saw it coming.
558
00:26:59,285 --> 00:27:00,985
(crowd laughing)
559
00:27:01,087 --> 00:27:02,886
(energetic music playing
on speakers)
560
00:27:02,989 --> 00:27:05,089
Thank you, everybody!
561
00:27:05,191 --> 00:27:07,191
(indiscernible chatter)
562
00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:09,426
Stop looking at them!
563
00:27:09,528 --> 00:27:11,228
- I can't, they're so cute.
564
00:27:11,330 --> 00:27:13,597
I mean, when he went to...
No, if he would've...
565
00:27:13,699 --> 00:27:15,599
gone to France
with his father they...
566
00:27:15,701 --> 00:27:18,135
...would never have even met.
Isn't that wild?
567
00:27:18,237 --> 00:27:20,404
- Yeah, I get it, but...
568
00:27:20,506 --> 00:27:22,272
...whatever,
just stop looking at her.
569
00:27:22,375 --> 00:27:23,841
You're gonna freak
the poor girl out.
570
00:27:23,943 --> 00:27:25,509
- Your set
was wall to wall banger,
571
00:27:25,611 --> 00:27:27,544
you are going to kill it
if you headline.
572
00:27:27,647 --> 00:27:29,380
- Well, funny
you should say that
573
00:27:29,482 --> 00:27:31,815
because I was talking to a
production company about a tour,
574
00:27:31,917 --> 00:27:33,917
and... they said yes.
575
00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:36,720
- What? Are you kidding me?
576
00:27:36,822 --> 00:27:38,255
- No.
- That's amazing!
577
00:27:38,357 --> 00:27:40,257
- I know.
- Wait, so...
578
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:44,061
are you not mad at me
for getting us all fired?
579
00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:46,063
- I could literally kiss you
580
00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:48,298
for liberating me
from those golden handcuffs.
581
00:27:48,401 --> 00:27:51,235
Honestly, if you hadn't shut off
your big, beautiful mouth,
582
00:27:51,337 --> 00:27:53,070
I just...
never would have moved on,
583
00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:56,607
so... I am forever
grateful, bitch.
584
00:27:58,411 --> 00:28:01,011
(indiscernible chatter)
585
00:28:02,214 --> 00:28:05,115
- I think our Uber is coming out
on that corner.
586
00:28:05,217 --> 00:28:07,718
- You know, I would have
loved to do that.
587
00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:09,887
- What? Standup comedy?
588
00:28:09,989 --> 00:28:11,855
- No, just theatre in general.
589
00:28:11,957 --> 00:28:13,123
With Megan.
590
00:28:13,225 --> 00:28:14,858
- You'd be amazing at it.
591
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,627
- Well, then why don't you?
592
00:28:16,729 --> 00:28:19,196
- I don't know,
you're a celebrity.
593
00:28:19,298 --> 00:28:21,398
Everyone would just
call me a nepo baby.
594
00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:24,201
- What? No.
- Any change to spare?
595
00:28:24,303 --> 00:28:26,103
- You should never let
my career get in the way
596
00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:27,604
of what you wanna do.
597
00:28:27,707 --> 00:28:29,673
- You're telling me you don't
have five fucking dollars?
598
00:28:29,775 --> 00:28:31,041
Bullshit!
599
00:28:31,143 --> 00:28:33,343
Yeah, I'm talking to you,
asshole!
600
00:28:33,446 --> 00:28:36,180
You can at least
look me in the eye.
601
00:28:36,282 --> 00:28:38,115
Fuck you!
602
00:28:39,885 --> 00:28:41,685
- Mom, come on.
603
00:28:52,131 --> 00:28:54,465
(crickets chirping)
604
00:29:08,047 --> 00:29:09,646
(phone ringing)
605
00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:15,686
- Hey, what's up?
606
00:29:15,788 --> 00:29:17,187
(Lucy): Hi, mom.
607
00:29:17,289 --> 00:29:19,156
- What's going on?
What time is it there?
608
00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:20,691
Shouldn't you be sleeping?
609
00:29:20,793 --> 00:29:22,392
- It's almost three.
610
00:29:22,495 --> 00:29:24,628
I just wanted to talk to you.
611
00:29:24,730 --> 00:29:27,698
- At three in the morning?
What's going on? What happened?
612
00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:31,168
- I just read on X
613
00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:33,337
that they're replacing you on your show.
614
00:29:33,439 --> 00:29:35,205
It's so unfair.
615
00:29:35,307 --> 00:29:37,508
- I know, sweetie.
616
00:29:37,610 --> 00:29:38,809
It's fine.
617
00:29:38,911 --> 00:29:41,411
- I can't believe they would just do that to you
618
00:29:41,514 --> 00:29:42,946
after all this time.
619
00:29:43,048 --> 00:29:44,882
And everything you did for them.
620
00:29:45,918 --> 00:29:47,284
- Honestly...
621
00:29:47,386 --> 00:29:48,919
...I'm okay.
622
00:29:49,021 --> 00:29:51,655
- Did you see what they're saying about you online?
623
00:29:51,757 --> 00:29:52,956
- No.
624
00:29:53,058 --> 00:29:54,958
I don't really
read that garbage.
625
00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:56,627
And you shouldn't either.
626
00:29:56,729 --> 00:29:58,695
You should be enjoying
your vacation.
627
00:29:58,798 --> 00:30:01,598
Looks like you're having
a great time.
628
00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:06,470
You sure you're okay?
629
00:30:06,572 --> 00:30:08,172
- I was worried about you.
630
00:30:08,274 --> 00:30:09,506
That's all.
631
00:30:10,209 --> 00:30:11,708
- You're sweet.
632
00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:14,745
I hope you know that
about yourself.
633
00:30:14,847 --> 00:30:16,747
- I love you, Mom.
634
00:30:19,251 --> 00:30:20,684
- Lucy?
635
00:30:22,421 --> 00:30:24,521
Will you promise me you're okay?
636
00:30:24,623 --> 00:30:25,923
- Nice.
637
00:30:26,025 --> 00:30:28,959
I say I love you and you thinkthere's something wrong with me.
638
00:30:29,061 --> 00:30:31,161
(sighing)
639
00:30:31,263 --> 00:30:33,063
- You're right.
640
00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:35,098
You're right, I'm sorry.
641
00:30:35,201 --> 00:30:37,034
I'm glad you called.
642
00:30:37,136 --> 00:30:38,602
- I better go.
643
00:30:38,704 --> 00:30:41,939
We can't afford the phone bill now that you're unemployed.
644
00:30:42,908 --> 00:30:44,541
(chuckling)
645
00:30:44,643 --> 00:30:46,243
- Ha, ha.
646
00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:48,846
I love you too.
647
00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:51,748
More than you could
ever imagine.
648
00:30:51,851 --> 00:30:53,917
- Okay. Bye.
649
00:30:54,019 --> 00:30:55,519
- Bye.
650
00:30:58,657 --> 00:31:01,425
(intriguing music continues)
651
00:31:05,998 --> 00:31:08,599
(phone ringing)
652
00:31:10,836 --> 00:31:12,035
(Nick): Hey.
653
00:31:12,137 --> 00:31:13,437
- Hey, Nick.
654
00:31:13,539 --> 00:31:14,638
- Is everything okay?
655
00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:17,174
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fine.
656
00:31:17,276 --> 00:31:19,576
I was just, um...
it's probably nothing.
657
00:31:19,678 --> 00:31:22,446
I just... wondering how
everything's going with Lu.
658
00:31:22,548 --> 00:31:24,548
- Things are a little turbulent here.
659
00:31:24,650 --> 00:31:26,783
- What? What do you mean?
What happened?
660
00:31:27,686 --> 00:31:29,453
- Almost as soon as we got here,
661
00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:31,521
Lu met a boy she liked.
662
00:31:31,624 --> 00:31:33,590
I think she was infatuated with him, but...
663
00:31:33,692 --> 00:31:35,659
he didn't feel the same way, he just...
664
00:31:35,761 --> 00:31:37,628
...wanted to have a good time.
665
00:31:37,730 --> 00:31:41,298
She came back to the hotel in tears, saying she wanted to...
666
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,567
...die and--
- Jesus!
667
00:31:43,669 --> 00:31:45,402
Nick, why didn't you call me?
668
00:31:45,504 --> 00:31:47,271
- Because I was handling it.
669
00:31:47,373 --> 00:31:49,206
She's 15, she'll get over it.
670
00:31:49,308 --> 00:31:51,041
- No, she won't, Nick.
671
00:31:51,143 --> 00:31:52,342
God.
672
00:31:52,444 --> 00:31:54,978
- Don't worry. We're heading home tomorrow.
673
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,780
(sighing)
674
00:32:00,886 --> 00:32:03,720
(somber music)
675
00:32:10,396 --> 00:32:12,829
(pitter patter of rain)
676
00:32:13,966 --> 00:32:15,599
(door opening)
677
00:32:15,701 --> 00:32:19,403
(somber music continues)
678
00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:24,374
- You wanna tell me
what happened?
679
00:32:40,726 --> 00:32:42,693
- You're still here?
680
00:32:42,795 --> 00:32:45,329
- My little girl's
heart's broken.
681
00:32:45,431 --> 00:32:47,230
Where else would I be?
682
00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:50,901
You'll understand one day
if you decide to have kids.
683
00:32:51,704 --> 00:32:53,537
- I don't wanna have kids.
684
00:32:53,639 --> 00:32:55,973
What if they turn out like me?
685
00:32:58,010 --> 00:32:59,476
- Don't say that.
686
00:32:59,578 --> 00:33:02,312
- I don't like myself, Mom.
687
00:33:03,349 --> 00:33:05,549
I'd do anything
to be someone else.
688
00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:14,491
(somber music continues)
689
00:33:26,205 --> 00:33:28,005
(keys jangling)
690
00:33:28,107 --> 00:33:30,607
(indiscernible chatter)
691
00:33:39,018 --> 00:33:40,851
(door shutting)
692
00:33:42,254 --> 00:33:43,720
(sniffling)
693
00:33:43,822 --> 00:33:45,822
- Why did you bring me here?
694
00:33:45,924 --> 00:33:47,758
I wanna go home.
695
00:33:50,496 --> 00:33:53,096
(melancholic music)
696
00:34:02,741 --> 00:34:05,942
- I know you think I let Lucy
down on that trip...
697
00:34:06,045 --> 00:34:08,378
...but you can at least
say it to my face.
698
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,380
The silence is killing me.
699
00:34:10,482 --> 00:34:12,382
- Dad, come on.
This is not the time.
700
00:34:12,484 --> 00:34:14,851
- What? I... hey...
701
00:34:15,954 --> 00:34:18,622
I think you're a great father.
702
00:34:19,691 --> 00:34:22,726
And... I should've
given you the space
703
00:34:22,828 --> 00:34:25,028
to be able to show it
a long time ago.
704
00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:29,466
I'll see you at home.
705
00:34:35,607 --> 00:34:37,941
(somber music)
706
00:34:38,043 --> 00:34:39,810
(phone dinging)
707
00:34:48,887 --> 00:34:50,554
(phone voice): Welcome to Plan B Agency.
708
00:34:50,656 --> 00:34:52,255
(knocking at door)
709
00:34:52,357 --> 00:34:53,490
Using the keypad,
710
00:34:53,592 --> 00:34:55,192
please enter your credit card number.
711
00:34:55,294 --> 00:34:56,526
- Come on in.
712
00:34:56,628 --> 00:34:59,463
- For the year 2025, press one.
713
00:34:59,565 --> 00:35:02,966
For the year 2024, press two.
714
00:35:05,104 --> 00:35:07,137
The length of your trip selection
715
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:09,840
requires a wire transfer to the following account.
716
00:35:09,942 --> 00:35:16,246
Transit number 8-9-0-0-5.
717
00:35:16,982 --> 00:35:19,916
(somber music continues)
718
00:35:21,253 --> 00:35:22,819
- If this is a bad time--
719
00:35:22,921 --> 00:35:24,321
- No, no, no.
I'm sorry about that.
720
00:35:24,423 --> 00:35:27,390
- I know I can't just show up
here whenever I want.
721
00:35:27,493 --> 00:35:29,893
I just, I hadn't heard from you
in a couple of weeks...
722
00:35:29,995 --> 00:35:32,529
- I know. I'm sorry.
It's just...
723
00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:35,665
...just have a lot going on,
and it's...
724
00:35:35,767 --> 00:35:37,100
...it's not you.
725
00:35:37,202 --> 00:35:38,068
- I know it's not.
726
00:35:38,170 --> 00:35:41,571
Well, you know
that I'm here for you.
727
00:35:42,541 --> 00:35:44,641
I would like
to take care of you.
728
00:35:44,743 --> 00:35:46,543
- Manny...
729
00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:49,846
...I don't know how to say this.
730
00:35:49,948 --> 00:35:51,581
- I think you just did.
731
00:35:51,683 --> 00:35:53,350
- No, no, no, no. You-you...
732
00:35:53,452 --> 00:35:54,885
...you don't understand.
733
00:35:54,987 --> 00:35:56,620
- Well, help me understand then.
734
00:35:56,722 --> 00:35:58,054
You just have to tell me.
735
00:35:58,157 --> 00:36:00,557
I can handle it.
Really, just, just...
736
00:36:00,659 --> 00:36:02,559
...just let me know.
737
00:36:03,362 --> 00:36:06,596
(sighing)
738
00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:09,132
- I love you.
739
00:36:11,703 --> 00:36:13,570
I think you deserve
to know that.
740
00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:15,605
(sighing)
741
00:36:15,707 --> 00:36:18,008
But just not in this lifetime.
742
00:36:20,145 --> 00:36:21,311
Okay?
743
00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:24,047
(suspenseful music)
744
00:36:24,149 --> 00:36:25,782
(sighing)
745
00:36:31,590 --> 00:36:33,657
(door shutting)
746
00:36:35,928 --> 00:36:39,196
(suspenseful music continues)
747
00:36:39,298 --> 00:36:41,264
(sighing)
748
00:36:49,775 --> 00:36:53,109
(laughing)
749
00:36:53,212 --> 00:36:54,778
- OJ?
- Yeah.
750
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,746
- Good. That's all we got.
751
00:36:56,848 --> 00:36:59,916
Hey, mom.
- Good morning, Ms. Walker.
752
00:37:01,386 --> 00:37:04,020
- Mom? You okay?
753
00:37:04,890 --> 00:37:07,390
(doorbell ringing)
754
00:37:07,492 --> 00:37:09,326
- I'm sorry.
755
00:37:13,532 --> 00:37:15,098
(chuckling)
756
00:37:16,935 --> 00:37:19,069
- Abigail Walker?
757
00:37:20,639 --> 00:37:23,306
(intriguing music)
758
00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:38,188
(whimpering): Mommy?
759
00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:40,690
Mommy...
760
00:37:43,695 --> 00:37:46,396
- Come snuggle in with us,
sweetie.
761
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:51,735
(intriguing music continues)
762
00:37:52,938 --> 00:37:55,538
- There was monster chasing me
763
00:37:55,641 --> 00:37:57,240
but I couldn't run away
764
00:37:57,342 --> 00:37:59,609
because there's holes
all over the floor.
765
00:37:59,711 --> 00:38:01,611
Everywhere I was stepping on,
766
00:38:01,713 --> 00:38:03,780
I was gonna fall
through into the dark.
767
00:38:03,882 --> 00:38:05,949
- Hmm, you're scared, sweetie?
768
00:38:06,051 --> 00:38:07,550
(whimpering): Yeah.
769
00:38:07,653 --> 00:38:09,753
(whispering): Okay, well,
mommy and daddy are here, okay?
770
00:38:09,855 --> 00:38:12,188
The monster's gone. You're safe.
771
00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:15,225
Sleep, sweetie.
772
00:38:16,662 --> 00:38:19,929
(suspenseful music)
773
00:38:32,878 --> 00:38:35,845
- Wakey, wakey!
- Wakey.
774
00:38:35,947 --> 00:38:37,347
- Good morning!
775
00:38:37,449 --> 00:38:40,283
Don't sleep all day.
776
00:38:40,385 --> 00:38:42,952
- It's seven o'clock.
777
00:38:43,055 --> 00:38:44,821
- Yep.
- Is it really?
778
00:38:44,923 --> 00:38:47,791
- I'm hungry!
779
00:38:49,428 --> 00:38:52,729
- I'll go.
I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.
780
00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:54,331
(Felix cheering)
781
00:38:54,433 --> 00:38:56,166
- Woah, see you later, mom.
Let's go!
782
00:38:56,268 --> 00:38:58,335
- Okay, okay.
783
00:38:58,437 --> 00:38:59,736
(indiscernible chatter)
784
00:38:59,838 --> 00:39:02,172
(intriguing music)
785
00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:06,976
(sighing)
786
00:39:20,659 --> 00:39:24,194
(intriguing music)
787
00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:27,597
- No, no, stop!
788
00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:29,833
(dishes clanging)
789
00:39:31,536 --> 00:39:32,602
- What?
790
00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:34,804
(Felix cheering)
791
00:39:36,408 --> 00:39:39,976
- How cool would I look
with one eyebrow?
792
00:39:40,078 --> 00:39:43,613
- Oh, monobrow man, I like that.
Here you go, honey.
793
00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:45,882
Let me mash that.
Let me mash that.
794
00:39:45,984 --> 00:39:48,918
Here we go, here we go.
- Woah.
795
00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:50,820
- Woah, that is cool!
796
00:39:50,922 --> 00:39:52,689
- Uh oh.
797
00:39:52,791 --> 00:39:54,157
Uh oh.
798
00:39:54,259 --> 00:39:57,093
- Am I cool with
my mustache too?
799
00:39:57,195 --> 00:40:00,063
- My little girl has a mighty,
mighty mustache.
800
00:40:00,165 --> 00:40:01,731
Can I get a mighty,
mighty mustache kiss?
801
00:40:01,833 --> 00:40:04,968
Come here! I got you.
802
00:40:05,070 --> 00:40:06,770
- I want one too!
803
00:40:06,872 --> 00:40:08,505
(children screaming playfully)
804
00:40:08,607 --> 00:40:09,706
- Oh, how about you?
805
00:40:09,808 --> 00:40:10,807
- Muah, muah, muah.
806
00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:13,143
(children laughing)
807
00:40:13,245 --> 00:40:15,111
- Hmm? No?
808
00:40:15,714 --> 00:40:16,713
- Oh!
809
00:40:16,815 --> 00:40:18,248
Oh!
810
00:40:18,350 --> 00:40:19,482
(chuckling)
811
00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:20,417
(piano playing)
812
00:40:20,519 --> 00:40:23,520
(sighing): I cannot stand
that piano.
813
00:40:27,192 --> 00:40:29,025
Funny he didn't mention
he was a musician
814
00:40:29,127 --> 00:40:30,894
before signing the lease, huh?
815
00:40:30,996 --> 00:40:34,497
Did you tell him he
can't play before 10 A.M.?
816
00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:36,566
- Uh...
817
00:40:36,668 --> 00:40:37,867
...yeah?
818
00:40:37,969 --> 00:40:41,004
- Okay.
- Hello? It's me.
819
00:40:41,106 --> 00:40:42,705
- Yay, grandma!
820
00:40:42,808 --> 00:40:43,973
(Felix): Hi, grandma.
821
00:40:44,075 --> 00:40:46,176
(Grandma): Hello, my little munchkins.
822
00:40:46,278 --> 00:40:49,345
(Lucy): Grandma!
Look at our mustaches.
823
00:40:49,448 --> 00:40:51,514
- You okay?
824
00:40:51,616 --> 00:40:53,249
- I forgot...
825
00:40:53,351 --> 00:40:55,218
- You think you can avoid...
826
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,620
getting into a screaming match?
827
00:40:59,524 --> 00:41:04,093
- Oh, that is one special hug
for Grandma, sweetie.
828
00:41:04,196 --> 00:41:07,430
How did you know
that I brought surprises?
829
00:41:07,532 --> 00:41:09,265
Here you go.
830
00:41:09,367 --> 00:41:11,868
They're good luck charms
for your school bags.
831
00:41:11,970 --> 00:41:14,671
They'll protect you, huh?
832
00:41:14,773 --> 00:41:16,739
- A princess?
- Mm-hmm.
833
00:41:16,842 --> 00:41:18,475
- Thank you, Grandma.
834
00:41:18,577 --> 00:41:22,612
- You're such a big girl now,
it's your first day of school.
835
00:41:22,714 --> 00:41:24,948
Grandma is so proud of you.
836
00:41:25,050 --> 00:41:27,517
- I don't wanna go.
837
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,987
- You don't know
what to expect, huh?
838
00:41:31,089 --> 00:41:32,922
- Okay, okay.
We better get going
839
00:41:33,024 --> 00:41:34,190
if we don't wanna
be late, alright?
840
00:41:34,292 --> 00:41:35,992
Come on, guys. Go get dressed.
841
00:41:36,094 --> 00:41:38,761
Get your lunches
and your school bags. Abby?
842
00:41:38,864 --> 00:41:40,530
- Yeah, let's go.
843
00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:44,400
- You look pale, are you ill?
844
00:41:45,537 --> 00:41:47,504
(grunting)
845
00:41:48,940 --> 00:41:50,840
- No, I'm just happy to see you.
846
00:41:50,942 --> 00:41:53,943
- Happy to see me?
You really are ill.
847
00:41:54,045 --> 00:41:56,212
(chuckling)
848
00:42:01,786 --> 00:42:04,420
(children chatter in hallway)
849
00:42:05,690 --> 00:42:07,457
- You don't wanna go in?
850
00:42:12,397 --> 00:42:14,397
Well, how about
I come in with you
851
00:42:14,499 --> 00:42:16,366
and I will stay
until you're ready?
852
00:42:16,468 --> 00:42:17,500
Okay?
853
00:42:18,770 --> 00:42:20,203
Okay.
854
00:42:22,173 --> 00:42:23,873
- Love you.
855
00:42:23,975 --> 00:42:25,575
Okay? Have a great day.
856
00:42:25,677 --> 00:42:27,043
- Okay.
857
00:42:30,549 --> 00:42:34,350
(melancholic music)
858
00:42:55,540 --> 00:42:57,140
- Come in.
859
00:42:58,076 --> 00:43:00,209
Hey, Abby. What's up?
860
00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:02,979
- I've had a change of heart.
861
00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:05,148
I don't wanna host
the morning show anymore.
862
00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:07,250
- You gotta be kidding me.
863
00:43:07,352 --> 00:43:09,385
Abby, tell me you're kidding me.
864
00:43:09,487 --> 00:43:11,554
We've been planning
this for over a year now.
865
00:43:11,656 --> 00:43:13,890
You fought for this.
You deserve this.
866
00:43:13,992 --> 00:43:16,693
- I just don't think
that I can do it.
867
00:43:16,795 --> 00:43:18,595
My family needs me.
868
00:43:20,131 --> 00:43:22,966
(theme song)
869
00:43:23,068 --> 00:43:25,268
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