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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:19,000 ANY FACT DONE ON PURPOSE ABOUT REAL PERSONS IS ABSOLUTELY WITHOUT RESEMBLANCE. 2 00:00:19,500 --> 00:00:24,500 ANY RESEMBLANCE TO PEOPLE WHO WOULD LOOK LIKE THEM WAS NOT MADE ON PURPOSE. 3 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:28,500 FOR PEOPLE WHO THIS STORY HAPPENED TO: WE DIDN'T KNOW. 4 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:33,000 WE ALONE BY OURSELVES INVENTED EVERYTHING IN THIS MOVIE, 5 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:36,700 AND FOR PEOPLE WHO LIVED IT: WE DIDN'T DO IT. 6 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:41,200 ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ANOTHER STORY, THAT HAPPENED TO OTHERS: 7 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:44,200 WELL... IT AIN'T OUR FAULT. 8 00:00:46,651 --> 00:00:49,103 25 July, 1957 9 00:00:56,753 --> 00:00:58,789 Pierrot, surrender! 10 00:00:58,943 --> 00:01:00,137 Never! 11 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:03,407 Do we attack? 12 00:01:03,454 --> 00:01:05,453 Let's wait for Cl�ment, only he can handle this. 13 00:01:05,539 --> 00:01:07,281 To the wall, damn you! 14 00:01:10,271 --> 00:01:11,099 Here he is! 15 00:01:16,730 --> 00:01:18,968 - Get down, Chief! - Whatever. 16 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,000 He's dangerous! Get down! 17 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:23,432 Here, give me that. 18 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:25,195 Thanks. 19 00:01:28,251 --> 00:01:31,480 - Pierrot, surrender! It's Cl�ment! - Never! 20 00:01:32,353 --> 00:01:33,944 Pierrot, I'm gonna get you! 21 00:01:34,148 --> 00:01:37,713 - Chief, we think he has 7 bullets left. - That's nothing. 22 00:01:38,202 --> 00:01:39,432 Stay down. 23 00:01:40,487 --> 00:01:43,087 Stop, Cl�ment! Stop or I'll shoot! 24 00:01:44,801 --> 00:01:45,501 One! 25 00:01:53,300 --> 00:01:54,000 Two! 26 00:02:01,152 --> 00:02:01,852 Three! 27 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:04,630 You bastard... 28 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:10,360 Four! 29 00:02:16,642 --> 00:02:17,442 Five! 30 00:02:19,914 --> 00:02:20,614 Six! 31 00:02:27,477 --> 00:02:29,070 Seven! Let's go! 32 00:02:29,867 --> 00:02:31,714 In the name of the Law, you're under arrest! 33 00:02:31,997 --> 00:02:35,995 Well done, Cl�ment. You got me fair and square. 34 00:02:56,929 --> 00:02:59,443 You will be a cop, my son. 35 00:03:00,193 --> 00:03:01,152 Yes, dad. 36 00:03:09,652 --> 00:03:14,147 Some twenty years later. 37 00:03:18,197 --> 00:03:19,348 Sit down. 38 00:03:22,085 --> 00:03:26,078 Here are the graduation results for the Rouchard division. 39 00:03:27,307 --> 00:03:31,539 First place: Cantini, Robert! 40 00:03:39,443 --> 00:03:41,832 I'll take Marseille. My hometown. 41 00:03:49,239 --> 00:03:53,118 Second place: Dutr�, Jean-Baptiste. 42 00:03:53,694 --> 00:03:56,264 - I failed again, I'm sure. - Just wait... 43 00:03:56,266 --> 00:03:58,026 It will kill my old woman. 44 00:03:58,201 --> 00:03:59,181 To what name? 45 00:03:59,631 --> 00:04:01,761 - Metz. - Can you spell that? 46 00:04:02,740 --> 00:04:04,163 - Well? - He hasn't called yet! 47 00:04:04,165 --> 00:04:07,596 - That's a good sign. - No! I know Michel, he'd call immediately! 48 00:04:08,374 --> 00:04:11,950 Yes sir, I understood. Tonight, table for two, 10 o'clock. 49 00:04:12,254 --> 00:04:15,202 47th place: Zibette, �tienne! 50 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:16,897 I'm taking Paris! 51 00:04:16,936 --> 00:04:19,168 - Not Paris, it's for nerds... - I could team with you! 52 00:04:19,267 --> 00:04:20,700 - Zibette! - Coming! 53 00:04:23,204 --> 00:04:25,914 - It's hopeless, I failed gymnastics. - What about shooting? 54 00:04:25,916 --> 00:04:28,760 - Missed everything... - Might be tough then! 55 00:04:28,853 --> 00:04:30,998 Personally I wouldn't care, but my old woman... 56 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:32,805 - A pack of Pall Mall, please. - Yes! 57 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:34,811 Thanks. Sorry! 58 00:04:36,845 --> 00:04:37,994 Hello, Michel? 59 00:04:38,154 --> 00:04:39,553 - I'd like to book... - We're full. 60 00:04:39,555 --> 00:04:44,294 119th place: Bonfrois, Bernard. 61 00:04:45,271 --> 00:04:48,429 - There's still hope. - Yeah, just like the lottery... 62 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:52,354 120th place, and last to graduate: 63 00:04:52,565 --> 00:04:57,169 And only in deference to the exceptional merit of his father: 64 00:04:57,388 --> 00:04:58,968 Cl�ment, Michel. 65 00:05:00,264 --> 00:05:01,768 - You're in... - Huh? 66 00:05:01,864 --> 00:05:04,784 - Cl�ment, Michel! - Yeah that's me, coming up! 67 00:05:10,951 --> 00:05:11,906 Thank you. 68 00:05:15,362 --> 00:05:16,688 There's only one left! 69 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,262 That makes it easier... 70 00:05:20,467 --> 00:05:23,063 - It's Paris! - Just what I wanted... 71 00:05:24,665 --> 00:05:28,318 C-l-�-m-e-n-t... There. 72 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:29,836 Done. 73 00:05:44,457 --> 00:05:47,827 INSPECTOR BLUNDER 74 00:07:28,328 --> 00:07:29,966 Mom! Mom! 75 00:07:31,589 --> 00:07:32,578 Mom! 76 00:07:34,152 --> 00:07:34,768 Mom! 77 00:07:35,077 --> 00:07:35,930 Michel! 78 00:07:36,329 --> 00:07:38,718 - You failed! - Uh, no... that is... 79 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:40,746 Well did you fail or pass? 80 00:07:40,748 --> 00:07:44,193 I passed. I got it all. Everything. Look. 81 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:45,666 Look, mom! 82 00:07:49,597 --> 00:07:51,007 - Come on, let's tell dad! - Yes! 83 00:07:52,281 --> 00:07:53,606 Hurry! 84 00:07:55,715 --> 00:07:58,231 He passed! He passed! 85 00:07:58,957 --> 00:08:00,276 Put it on my tab! 86 00:08:00,278 --> 00:08:02,592 He passed! He passed! 87 00:08:11,469 --> 00:08:14,296 It's done, dad! The lil' tyke is an inspector! 88 00:08:14,298 --> 00:08:17,741 - Trainee... just a trainee. - He ranked well! 89 00:08:17,743 --> 00:08:20,587 Dad, this calls for champagne! Michel, open the bottle. 90 00:08:21,057 --> 00:08:21,979 You'll see... 91 00:08:22,753 --> 00:08:23,503 Careful! 92 00:08:23,505 --> 00:08:25,393 - I know what I'm doing. - But it scares me...! 93 00:08:27,943 --> 00:08:28,819 Oh my God... 94 00:08:29,298 --> 00:08:31,626 The lil' tyke passed his exam! 95 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:33,389 To your health! 96 00:08:35,460 --> 00:08:37,877 - Roger, what's up... - So you passed? 97 00:08:38,889 --> 00:08:41,084 - HEY, GUYS! - I'll go around. 98 00:08:44,552 --> 00:08:47,573 - I don't believe it. - Hiya boys... hands up! 99 00:08:47,575 --> 00:08:51,190 Gambling in bars is against the Law! Criminal Code, article 214. 100 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:52,514 - You passed...? - Think that's a water pistol? 101 00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:53,276 Let me see! 102 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:55,675 Hey wait a minute... Be careful with that, Mustapha! 103 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:57,628 That's not a toy, it's loaded! 104 00:08:57,756 --> 00:08:59,877 Come on, this round's on you! 105 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:03,268 Watch it guys, don't overdo it. 106 00:09:03,270 --> 00:09:06,350 - You weren't like that before! - Because I wasn't in the police. 107 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:07,530 Roger, drinks. 108 00:09:07,743 --> 00:09:10,508 Not for me, I already boozed in the cemetery. I'm outta here. 109 00:09:10,510 --> 00:09:14,159 - You can't do that! - He works tomorrow, guys. Not like you! 110 00:09:14,794 --> 00:09:18,874 Besides I'd better be in shape on my first day, because gangsters... see? 111 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:21,878 Hold on, we should at least celebrate next Friday. 112 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:26,090 Friday night? Sure, it's a date. See ya guys! 113 00:09:27,995 --> 00:09:31,344 - We should get him a present. - But how? 114 00:09:31,625 --> 00:09:32,970 Got any dough? 115 00:09:33,057 --> 00:09:35,350 If you had a job, you wouldn't be broke! 116 00:09:35,694 --> 00:09:38,862 Michel, you'll have to be careful about the company you keep. 117 00:09:39,628 --> 00:09:43,619 They are organising a dinner in my honor, because I made it into the police. 118 00:09:43,729 --> 00:09:44,798 I have to go! 119 00:09:45,873 --> 00:09:47,775 It's Vice paying tribute to Virtue! 120 00:09:47,978 --> 00:09:49,752 They'll try to use you! 121 00:09:50,374 --> 00:09:52,388 - You read too many crime novels. - Right. 122 00:09:56,514 --> 00:09:58,022 - Are you done? - No... 123 00:09:59,464 --> 00:10:00,692 His trench coat... 124 00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:06,158 - Seven holes in it. - Well, yeah... 125 00:10:06,651 --> 00:10:08,448 I've had it mended... Michel! 126 00:10:09,071 --> 00:10:12,049 You know... your father would have wanted you to wear it. 127 00:10:12,051 --> 00:10:14,440 I said "not the trench coat", mom. That's final! 128 00:10:14,442 --> 00:10:17,836 - But why? - Because trench coats are out of fashion! 129 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,258 Police officers dress normally nowadays! 130 00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:22,942 Oh yeah? Why not a black bomber jacket! 131 00:10:23,239 --> 00:10:26,490 Michel, you'll wear a suit and a tie! 132 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:30,416 Mom, only gangsters wear suits and ties. That's how we recognize them! 133 00:10:30,584 --> 00:10:33,452 Tycoons, ministers... crooks like those. 134 00:10:33,503 --> 00:10:36,350 Michel...! Your father commands it! 135 00:10:48,250 --> 00:10:50,343 - No, no... - Ten seconds, officer. 136 00:10:55,462 --> 00:10:57,127 - The suits fits you very well. - Oh yeah? 137 00:10:57,409 --> 00:10:59,235 Reminds me of my poor Jules... 138 00:11:00,163 --> 00:11:02,155 - You didn't forget anything? - No, it's all here... 139 00:11:02,157 --> 00:11:03,349 - Let me see... - I got it, mom! 140 00:11:03,351 --> 00:11:04,518 - Your lunch box? - Yes, yes. 141 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:07,158 Everything's under control. I checked. 142 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:09,037 Bye, honey. 143 00:11:09,904 --> 00:11:12,006 - See you tonight. - See you tonight, my darling. 144 00:11:12,008 --> 00:11:13,559 Don't worry, I'll be ok. 145 00:11:14,946 --> 00:11:16,015 Bye! 146 00:11:25,515 --> 00:11:27,958 - Hey, Penguin! How are you? - Great, and you? 147 00:11:28,590 --> 00:11:31,403 Did your old man get snuffed in that coat? 148 00:11:31,674 --> 00:11:35,182 - It shows... - My mom insisted. 149 00:11:40,711 --> 00:11:42,181 Don't shove me! 150 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:43,912 Leave me alone, you shits! 151 00:11:45,643 --> 00:11:46,349 So? 152 00:11:47,335 --> 00:11:49,848 Anything interesting in the bunch? 153 00:11:50,481 --> 00:11:53,747 They're small fry... Morzini cleaned up. 154 00:11:54,004 --> 00:11:55,360 We still got The Elegant! 155 00:11:55,362 --> 00:11:57,529 Oh yeah! We nabbed him in bed, with a tall blonde. 156 00:11:57,531 --> 00:11:59,310 He barely had time to pull up his socks. 157 00:11:59,530 --> 00:12:00,406 Send him up. 158 00:12:04,661 --> 00:12:07,445 - Shall we go? - Give me a sec' to change my clothes. 159 00:12:07,447 --> 00:12:09,062 - Hurry up. - See you then! 160 00:12:56,739 --> 00:12:57,514 We got him! 161 00:12:58,795 --> 00:13:00,731 Are you done playing the fool? 162 00:13:00,733 --> 00:13:02,736 Hey! It wasn't me! Let go! 163 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,880 I didn't do anything! 164 00:13:06,468 --> 00:13:08,182 Leave me be! 165 00:13:09,326 --> 00:13:12,355 Hi, I have an appointment with Chief Inspector Vermillot. 166 00:13:16,986 --> 00:13:19,527 Wait! Who's that? What did he do? 167 00:13:19,529 --> 00:13:20,717 I'm a journalist! 168 00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:25,632 - Stop, please...! - Hi there, The Elegant! 169 00:13:25,642 --> 00:13:27,878 - He tried to run. - Take him to the boss. 170 00:13:37,890 --> 00:13:39,220 Welcome to the C.I.D. 171 00:13:39,548 --> 00:13:40,712 Thank you, Mr Director! 172 00:13:41,149 --> 00:13:43,408 Well then, The Elegant. Where's your suit? 173 00:13:43,410 --> 00:13:46,561 - It's not my suit, it's my dad's... - Stay there! 174 00:13:48,149 --> 00:13:50,072 I'm sure The Elegant has a lot to tell us. 175 00:13:50,315 --> 00:13:52,593 - I'm happy... - So are we. 176 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:56,164 - Now start talking, pal! - Hey, do not "pal" him! 177 00:13:56,274 --> 00:13:58,039 The Elegant deserves some respect! 178 00:13:58,041 --> 00:14:01,599 - Oh, don't bother... - Well, so how is Roger? 179 00:14:01,601 --> 00:14:04,071 - You heard of Roger Morzini? - Of course. 180 00:14:04,414 --> 00:14:06,826 I even think you worked together for a time. 181 00:14:06,966 --> 00:14:09,083 Oh no. That's an error, Mr Director. 182 00:14:09,286 --> 00:14:12,019 - Clear it up, then. - Start talking! 183 00:14:12,175 --> 00:14:13,833 I came with my father's suit, Mr Director... 184 00:14:13,835 --> 00:14:15,793 - You were butt naked! - With a tall blonde! 185 00:14:15,795 --> 00:14:18,241 - Perhaps his mother? - No, mom's a short brunette... 186 00:14:18,243 --> 00:14:19,726 Why did you run, eh? 187 00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:22,737 Questioning should be firm but not violent, Mr Director. 188 00:14:23,456 --> 00:14:26,286 - You're starting to piss us off! - I can tell. 189 00:14:26,296 --> 00:14:27,888 - Got a minute, boss? - Coming. 190 00:14:30,072 --> 00:14:33,141 There's a girl here, a journalist... she wants to follow a team. 191 00:14:33,391 --> 00:14:35,735 Sir, your men hit me. This is a scandal. 192 00:14:35,860 --> 00:14:37,974 We're terrible company. Throw her out. 193 00:14:38,318 --> 00:14:40,319 - You don't know who I am. - Bite me! 194 00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:42,737 Less noise, guys! I'm talking here. 195 00:14:42,739 --> 00:14:45,497 - I carry some weight! - And we pull ours! 196 00:14:45,499 --> 00:14:46,409 So fuck off! 197 00:14:47,827 --> 00:14:50,069 - I'm sorry, Miss... - Whatever. 198 00:14:50,819 --> 00:14:53,033 Are you the new trainees? 199 00:14:53,035 --> 00:14:54,704 Yes. Well, one's missing. 200 00:14:54,706 --> 00:14:57,988 Alright. I'll introduce you to Chief Inspector Vermillot. 201 00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:01,903 Yes? 202 00:15:04,448 --> 00:15:05,881 The new trainees, boss. 203 00:15:08,615 --> 00:15:09,715 Come in, gentlemen! 204 00:15:10,351 --> 00:15:12,170 I'll take care of you next. 205 00:15:14,590 --> 00:15:15,420 So... 206 00:15:15,987 --> 00:15:18,925 - What does The Elegant have to say? - He's a joker, boss. 207 00:15:19,410 --> 00:15:21,199 Says his name is Michel Cl�ment... 208 00:15:21,201 --> 00:15:23,192 and he's the new trainee! 209 00:15:24,152 --> 00:15:25,005 Well yes... 210 00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:28,970 There's Zibette et Liebenstein! Eh? 211 00:15:32,228 --> 00:15:34,025 We're the new trainees... 212 00:15:36,889 --> 00:15:38,258 Shit! 213 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,659 Welcome, dear colleague! 214 00:15:42,138 --> 00:15:43,310 Congratulations! 215 00:15:43,445 --> 00:15:46,109 - Welcome to the force! - Thank you... 216 00:15:46,907 --> 00:15:47,992 Careful... 217 00:15:48,274 --> 00:15:49,078 Ouch, it stings! 218 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:53,272 Our infirmary will fix you up in no time... 219 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,395 they're used to it. 220 00:15:54,401 --> 00:15:56,471 Thank you kindly... 221 00:15:58,176 --> 00:15:59,726 It hurts... 222 00:16:01,407 --> 00:16:04,412 - By tomorrow you won't see a thing. - Really? 223 00:16:06,804 --> 00:16:07,873 The bitch! 224 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:19,383 She vanished. 225 00:16:20,090 --> 00:16:21,166 That's too bad... 226 00:16:21,168 --> 00:16:24,518 The picture would have made a nice souvenir of my first day. 227 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,854 - Hello, you wimps! - Hi there, Watrin. 228 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:32,649 I see the holiday season is here, you're giving handouts to your clients! 229 00:16:33,141 --> 00:16:34,720 That's no client, he's a cop... 230 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:38,237 - Oh? We're allowed to punch cops now? - He's the new trainee... 231 00:16:38,340 --> 00:16:39,893 That's no rea son...! 232 00:16:41,362 --> 00:16:43,762 - Michel Cl�ment... - He'll be on your team. 233 00:16:43,764 --> 00:16:46,646 - Did he slip? - Exactly. Take him to the infirmary. 234 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:49,408 It's crazy how many people slip here lately... 235 00:16:49,411 --> 00:16:52,798 we're the cop shop, not Holiday on Ice! 236 00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:55,009 Michel Cl�ment? 237 00:16:55,102 --> 00:16:57,354 Yes. My father was Jules Cl�ment, you knew him? 238 00:16:57,356 --> 00:17:00,113 But of course! An extraordinary Chief Inspector! 239 00:17:00,115 --> 00:17:02,913 A true hero! Even died for it, the fool. 240 00:17:02,915 --> 00:17:05,065 We'll make a great team together. 241 00:17:17,305 --> 00:17:19,777 If you're not overzealous, it's quite easy going... 242 00:17:19,989 --> 00:17:22,873 - Where are we headed? - Routine patrol. 243 00:17:23,067 --> 00:17:25,560 We look left, we look right, then in the middle. 244 00:17:26,369 --> 00:17:27,972 We control, see? 245 00:17:28,533 --> 00:17:29,409 We control... 246 00:17:37,471 --> 00:17:39,255 Unit Watrin, unit Watrin! You copy? 247 00:17:39,257 --> 00:17:40,413 This is Watrin, go. 248 00:17:40,655 --> 00:17:44,510 Head towards Place Vauban, we spotted the movers. Over. 249 00:17:44,858 --> 00:17:46,165 Over, we're on it! 250 00:17:47,124 --> 00:17:48,523 Let's lie low. 251 00:17:50,347 --> 00:17:53,817 Always park about 50 meters away from the objective. 252 00:17:54,312 --> 00:17:56,780 So you can see what's going on without being spotted. 253 00:17:57,639 --> 00:18:01,383 - Who are those movers? - It's a gang name. Bunch of punks. 254 00:18:01,541 --> 00:18:04,221 "The movers", see? They clear out a flat in an hour. 255 00:18:06,945 --> 00:18:10,638 Hi Charlie! Hi guys! Had a nice vacation? 256 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:14,189 - And you? Hanging up your skates soon? - Yes sir! That calls for champagne! 257 00:18:14,191 --> 00:18:16,851 Alright, I'll be right back. Don't worry. 258 00:18:17,093 --> 00:18:19,008 - Hurry up, will you? - Yeah yeah... 259 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,938 calberson moving company 260 00:18:51,778 --> 00:18:54,999 Hello? Shit, how does that crap work... 261 00:18:55,774 --> 00:18:57,093 Hello, Watrin? 262 00:18:58,242 --> 00:19:00,484 God damn it, what's that junk... 263 00:19:00,643 --> 00:19:01,758 Hello, Watrin? 264 00:19:02,283 --> 00:19:03,159 Hello! 265 00:19:04,339 --> 00:19:05,118 Hello hello? 266 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:06,240 Hello? 267 00:19:06,535 --> 00:19:08,535 Calling Watrin, this is Michel Cl�ment. 268 00:19:08,537 --> 00:19:11,580 ... and remember the floozy who tried to peddle dope to the jury! 269 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:14,712 Watrin, this is Michel Cl�ment! Do you hear me? 270 00:19:14,714 --> 00:19:16,457 Can you hear me? 271 00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:18,075 Hello? Hello? 272 00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:20,722 Hello, this is Watrin! Yes, anything going on? 273 00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:23,444 Well, the movers just showed up... 274 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,817 They really don't waste time... 275 00:19:25,819 --> 00:19:27,817 they're emptying the first floor! 276 00:19:28,255 --> 00:19:30,762 Well no... I have no idea what to do! 277 00:19:30,930 --> 00:19:32,841 Well hurry up, will you? 278 00:19:33,095 --> 00:19:37,885 Watrin? I think... they may suspect something... 279 00:19:38,036 --> 00:19:43,244 They're looking at me! Watrin! They found me! What do I do? 280 00:19:45,949 --> 00:19:47,140 They're coming, Watrin! 281 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,481 I gotta hide! 282 00:19:48,483 --> 00:19:49,480 Hello? 283 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:51,523 They're looking at me! Watrin! 284 00:19:51,620 --> 00:19:53,938 They're big guys! All of them! 285 00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:57,094 I don't know what to do, there's not enough handcuffs to arrest them! 286 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,180 Don't panic kid, we're coming! 287 00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:00,770 Maybe, but so are they! 288 00:20:01,278 --> 00:20:02,813 What's happening? 289 00:20:03,091 --> 00:20:04,707 Watrin? What's going on? 290 00:20:04,941 --> 00:20:08,069 I can't see them! What's happening? Where are they? 291 00:20:08,071 --> 00:20:10,118 Help! Stop! 292 00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:13,218 They're stealing the car! I'm flying! 293 00:20:17,398 --> 00:20:19,032 Waah! There's Napoleon! 294 00:20:19,158 --> 00:20:20,352 What now? 295 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:24,331 Cl�ment, Cl�ment! 296 00:20:24,805 --> 00:20:28,536 This is HQ of district 7 paging Cl�ment! What's going on? 297 00:20:30,878 --> 00:20:33,822 Clarify your situation, Cl�ment. Do you read? 298 00:20:33,947 --> 00:20:35,724 Where are you Cl�ment, where are you? 299 00:20:36,411 --> 00:20:38,038 Well that is... I'm in the parc... 300 00:20:38,303 --> 00:20:41,027 on the... in... in Napoleon's place... 301 00:20:41,170 --> 00:20:43,160 There's no Place Napoleon in Paris, Cl�ment! 302 00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:47,785 I said "in Napoleon's place"! On the statue base, in his place! 303 00:20:47,854 --> 00:20:51,028 I'm where Napol�on stood, only they overthrew him... 304 00:20:51,030 --> 00:20:52,343 Clarify your location! 305 00:20:58,567 --> 00:21:00,947 - Watrin! - Cl�ment, your location please... 306 00:21:01,266 --> 00:21:03,516 Mr. Watrin, please help me down... 307 00:21:03,593 --> 00:21:05,106 Where did you find that guy? 308 00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:09,192 Help! Help! Help! 309 00:21:09,194 --> 00:21:11,488 Help... oh, I'm ok. 310 00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:16,330 I'm ok... 311 00:21:16,924 --> 00:21:18,431 Are you going to publish them, daddy? 312 00:21:18,782 --> 00:21:21,586 But... look here, you don't even know who it is. 313 00:21:21,773 --> 00:21:24,010 A guy who got beat up by the cops, daddy! 314 00:21:24,568 --> 00:21:27,781 You know the rule at my newspaper is to never attack the police. 315 00:21:28,589 --> 00:21:32,190 And that won't help you get a reporting license at the C.I.D.! 316 00:21:32,192 --> 00:21:32,974 Right! 317 00:21:32,991 --> 00:21:34,185 - What? - I'll do it myself then! 318 00:21:34,430 --> 00:21:36,785 Kids... dear me, kids! 319 00:21:38,396 --> 00:21:39,545 Get me the Interior. 320 00:21:40,355 --> 00:21:41,470 The Minister's office. 321 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,322 You won't deny it? 322 00:21:43,324 --> 00:21:45,616 That you beat up this poor man? 323 00:21:46,401 --> 00:21:47,311 Maybe so. 324 00:21:48,111 --> 00:21:49,100 Then what? 325 00:21:49,102 --> 00:21:50,854 I want to shadow one of your teams. 326 00:21:51,658 --> 00:21:55,135 - And if I refuse? - These show up in the news. 327 00:21:56,129 --> 00:21:59,578 - But that's blackmail! - No. Information. 328 00:22:00,094 --> 00:22:02,123 Look, it might be best to ask... 329 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:04,387 - the victim! - If you insist. 330 00:22:04,703 --> 00:22:08,638 Watrin! Please ask Michel Cl�ment to come to my office. 331 00:22:09,279 --> 00:22:10,376 Who is Cl�ment? 332 00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:13,386 A cop who will swear that the victim attacked him? 333 00:22:13,614 --> 00:22:15,332 So not only you get beaten to a pulp... 334 00:22:15,374 --> 00:22:17,604 you're also guilty of resisting an officer! 335 00:22:17,898 --> 00:22:20,064 Come on. That's old! 336 00:22:21,436 --> 00:22:22,391 Come in! 337 00:22:23,190 --> 00:22:24,875 - You asked for me, sir? - Yes... 338 00:22:25,250 --> 00:22:27,663 Come in, dear friend. Take a look at this. 339 00:22:28,992 --> 00:22:30,634 Oh, that's kind of you! 340 00:22:30,884 --> 00:22:33,494 And it's great in color, the bruises show nicely! 341 00:22:33,496 --> 00:22:37,437 Well monochrome would have been nice too, for the black eye... 342 00:22:38,772 --> 00:22:42,650 I present you the victim: Trainee inspector Cl�ment. 343 00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:44,641 Son of a Hero of the police! 344 00:22:44,930 --> 00:22:47,156 Inspector Cl�ment, do you wish to file a complaint? 345 00:22:47,329 --> 00:22:48,197 Nope! 346 00:22:49,532 --> 00:22:52,891 - You made yourself perfectly clear. - Then get out before I lock you up. 347 00:22:53,892 --> 00:22:54,529 Yes? 348 00:22:55,202 --> 00:22:56,824 Oh, good morning Mr. Minister. 349 00:22:56,826 --> 00:22:58,905 Listen, how much for the picture? 350 00:22:59,386 --> 00:23:02,000 Certainly, she's just in my office! 351 00:23:02,129 --> 00:23:03,337 Miss Prossant! 352 00:23:04,339 --> 00:23:06,878 Yes? I'd be delighted, Mr. Minister. 353 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:10,055 Of course! Oh no... but... no... 354 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,321 You know that we always help the press any way we can! 355 00:23:14,110 --> 00:23:16,450 Certainly, Mr. Minister. Good bye. 356 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,637 Well, it's all arranged. 357 00:23:21,371 --> 00:23:23,097 Where there's a will there's a way. 358 00:23:23,427 --> 00:23:27,236 So you wish to follow some police operations? 359 00:23:27,619 --> 00:23:29,318 - Yes. - Which unit do you choose? 360 00:23:29,751 --> 00:23:31,713 How about Mr. Cl�ment's? 361 00:23:31,715 --> 00:23:34,320 Watrin-Cl�ment? That's our best unit. 362 00:23:34,610 --> 00:23:36,665 My report begins in an unmarked car, 363 00:23:36,667 --> 00:23:39,151 along with inspectors Watrin and Cl�ment. 364 00:23:39,266 --> 00:23:41,067 They are "obscure" agents... 365 00:23:41,069 --> 00:23:44,104 low-level cops who will never reach the top of the C.I.D. 366 00:23:44,267 --> 00:23:46,349 What happened to you the other day? 367 00:23:46,869 --> 00:23:48,018 I dunno. 368 00:23:48,238 --> 00:23:50,401 - You were in your undies? - Leave him alone! 369 00:23:50,561 --> 00:23:51,880 I only wish to understand. 370 00:23:52,501 --> 00:23:54,836 It's only because I showed up in my father's outfit. 371 00:23:54,941 --> 00:23:55,902 Underpants? 372 00:23:56,196 --> 00:23:59,648 Of course not! They mistook me for another guy, that's all. 373 00:23:59,884 --> 00:24:01,090 Your father? 374 00:24:01,295 --> 00:24:03,324 No, the guy with the blanket. 375 00:24:03,326 --> 00:24:05,048 - His father's dead! - Yeah... 376 00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:07,170 Would this be... erm... 377 00:24:07,311 --> 00:24:08,877 something of a police war? 378 00:24:09,077 --> 00:24:10,541 He slipped, that's all! 379 00:24:10,673 --> 00:24:12,623 We're arriving at the antique shop, so... 380 00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:14,626 you take the lead, but I'll observe you. 381 00:24:14,712 --> 00:24:16,515 Here is a picture of the stolen objects. 382 00:24:17,007 --> 00:24:17,636 Thanks. 383 00:24:17,638 --> 00:24:19,866 Our first mission is at an antique dealer's... 384 00:24:19,868 --> 00:24:22,096 where a valuable object was stolen. 385 00:24:22,237 --> 00:24:22,871 Right. 386 00:24:23,737 --> 00:24:25,627 So are these guns "Le Page" or "Gasti-Renette"? 387 00:24:25,629 --> 00:24:29,032 Le Page, Le Page! I see you're a conoisseur? 388 00:24:29,204 --> 00:24:30,856 Well you know, in the police... 389 00:24:30,858 --> 00:24:32,914 we do know guns! 390 00:24:33,147 --> 00:24:35,131 These were valued at over FF 200'000. 391 00:24:35,147 --> 00:24:36,780 - They are absolutely unique. - There's two... 392 00:24:36,835 --> 00:24:39,590 The young trainee appears to be quite knowledgeable. 393 00:24:39,708 --> 00:24:40,695 Now what do I do? 394 00:24:40,712 --> 00:24:42,702 - Ask for the description! - Right! 395 00:24:43,053 --> 00:24:47,760 Could you give even an approximate description of the agressors? 396 00:24:47,762 --> 00:24:49,544 There were several of them... 397 00:24:49,638 --> 00:24:50,832 perhaps young? 398 00:24:50,834 --> 00:24:52,816 It's hard to be sure, they were masked... 399 00:24:52,912 --> 00:24:55,550 There are only decidedly sparse clues available. 400 00:24:56,778 --> 00:24:59,737 Alright, I'm taking the photo. We'll keep you informed... 401 00:24:59,739 --> 00:25:03,823 if you should hear anything new please call me at the C.I.D.: 402 00:25:03,825 --> 00:25:05,966 - I'm Inspector Cl�ment. - Alright, Mr. Cl�ment. 403 00:25:06,822 --> 00:25:08,398 Is the lady from the police as well? 404 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,351 - Never in life. - Oh no, she's a journalist. 405 00:25:10,353 --> 00:25:11,979 Oh, you're a journalist? 406 00:25:11,981 --> 00:25:14,867 I have something that will certainly interest you. Follow me. 407 00:25:14,978 --> 00:25:15,694 Come! 408 00:25:17,648 --> 00:25:19,450 It's a very old typewriter... 409 00:25:19,452 --> 00:25:21,326 How long is she gonna piss us off? 410 00:25:22,217 --> 00:25:23,366 Who knows! 411 00:25:24,143 --> 00:25:28,174 I am back in the unmarked car. The mood inside is ecstatic. 412 00:25:28,978 --> 00:25:32,383 We are headed to the reconstruction of the Rouchard crime scene... 413 00:25:32,385 --> 00:25:34,554 the Rapist of the Canals. STOP 414 00:25:46,439 --> 00:25:49,234 - Chief Inspector Vermillot. - Captain Grandell. 415 00:25:49,873 --> 00:25:50,749 He's all yours. 416 00:25:51,046 --> 00:25:52,081 Thank you. 417 00:25:52,339 --> 00:25:54,995 Is there a dummy for the reconstruction? 418 00:25:54,997 --> 00:25:57,688 That's your department, Chief Inspector! 419 00:25:58,279 --> 00:26:00,051 Maybe one of your men? 420 00:26:00,340 --> 00:26:02,740 We are only here to convey the prisoner. 421 00:26:02,852 --> 00:26:04,097 Is there a problem, gentlemen? 422 00:26:04,099 --> 00:26:07,318 Not at all, Mr Prosecutor. We are about to begin. 423 00:26:07,771 --> 00:26:08,623 Cl�ment? 424 00:26:11,297 --> 00:26:13,164 Right. Cl�ment, you're the girl. 425 00:26:13,599 --> 00:26:14,478 What? 426 00:26:14,765 --> 00:26:16,484 You'll impersonate the girl. 427 00:26:16,486 --> 00:26:19,688 You'll lay down there, with the rapist, and do the girl. 428 00:26:20,399 --> 00:26:21,199 Wha...? 429 00:26:22,663 --> 00:26:23,823 Go ahead. 430 00:26:28,067 --> 00:26:29,354 That's an order. 431 00:26:29,701 --> 00:26:31,578 Of course, if it's an order... 432 00:26:34,693 --> 00:26:36,103 Are you the little girl? 433 00:26:36,105 --> 00:26:38,367 I'm the substitute, because... 434 00:26:38,812 --> 00:26:40,990 Rouchard! Rouchard: 435 00:26:41,979 --> 00:26:44,533 Him there, little girl. 436 00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:49,031 You do with him what you did earlier. 437 00:26:49,033 --> 00:26:51,559 Me want little girl! Where little girl! 438 00:26:51,688 --> 00:26:53,794 - Hey now, easy! - Calm down. 439 00:26:54,134 --> 00:26:58,877 She was on her way back from school. So just start walking along the trees... 440 00:26:59,282 --> 00:27:03,155 Remember the poor victim was eating her afternoon snack. 441 00:27:03,157 --> 00:27:05,440 - Is there a snack? - Little girl! 442 00:27:06,433 --> 00:27:08,240 - Do you have a snack? - Uhm, no... 443 00:27:08,242 --> 00:27:10,913 You should've told me, mom would have packed a lunch! 444 00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:12,552 - Right, start walking. - Here? 445 00:27:13,314 --> 00:27:16,143 Yes. And now you, Rouchard! 446 00:27:16,917 --> 00:27:17,747 Little girl! 447 00:27:23,396 --> 00:27:25,024 Help! Help! 448 00:27:32,329 --> 00:27:35,938 I protest, Judge! Considering the victim's age and weight... 449 00:27:35,940 --> 00:27:37,773 ... she could not possibly defend herself! 450 00:27:37,775 --> 00:27:38,672 Please abort. 451 00:27:48,721 --> 00:27:50,639 - Want little girl! - He's crazy! 452 00:27:50,641 --> 00:27:51,524 He's nuts! 453 00:27:51,526 --> 00:27:55,159 My apologies, Judge, but the attack occurred in the rain... 454 00:27:55,377 --> 00:27:57,447 Perfectly true, Mr. Prosecutor. 455 00:27:57,449 --> 00:27:59,673 But it ain't raining... 456 00:27:59,869 --> 00:28:01,500 I can't help it! 457 00:28:05,743 --> 00:28:08,928 - Alright Cl�ment, go ahead! - You gotta be kidding! 458 00:28:10,158 --> 00:28:11,989 - Go ahead Rouchard. - Little girl! 459 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:22,236 With all due respect, Counsellor! 460 00:28:22,238 --> 00:28:24,231 My client's psychological profile... 461 00:28:24,233 --> 00:28:27,304 clearly states that he has homosexual tendencies! 462 00:28:27,306 --> 00:28:31,118 Oh please, Counsellor. He savaged the poor girl six times! 463 00:28:31,325 --> 00:28:32,948 None of this is admissible in court! 464 00:28:32,950 --> 00:28:36,575 One might accuse anybody under such circumstances. 465 00:28:38,916 --> 00:28:41,514 Little... little girl... !! 466 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:45,839 - You might as well accuse me... - Rouchard is getting away! 467 00:28:45,841 --> 00:28:49,371 Stop him! The girl! Rouchard, you're ruining it! 468 00:28:58,733 --> 00:29:00,081 I'm no little girl! 469 00:29:02,229 --> 00:29:03,901 Look what they did! 470 00:29:04,994 --> 00:29:06,750 If your poor mother could see you... 471 00:29:06,752 --> 00:29:09,544 - I can spout rubbish myself, thanks! - Sorry. 472 00:29:11,030 --> 00:29:12,622 What kind of a job is that... 473 00:29:16,348 --> 00:29:19,829 Hey there, don't be in such a hurry! 474 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,159 Can't you even wait for two minutes? 475 00:29:25,082 --> 00:29:27,118 It doesn't stain, eh! 476 00:29:29,226 --> 00:29:29,898 Hey Philou... 477 00:29:30,319 --> 00:29:31,855 what were we gonna do? 478 00:29:31,857 --> 00:29:35,577 Well, we said that since Michel is our buddy... 479 00:29:36,371 --> 00:29:38,017 Even though he's a now a cop... 480 00:29:39,273 --> 00:29:42,152 Anyway, we all decided to make you a little gift. 481 00:29:42,238 --> 00:29:43,169 See? Not that hard. 482 00:29:43,171 --> 00:29:44,848 Mustapha, fork over the gift! 483 00:29:44,850 --> 00:29:47,045 Look at that box! What's in it? 484 00:29:47,612 --> 00:29:50,704 - Here you are... - Wow, how nice! 485 00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:52,601 - Should I open it? - Sure! 486 00:30:05,368 --> 00:30:07,065 They're Le Page. You like them? 487 00:30:07,171 --> 00:30:10,150 - Uhm... yes... - It's a surprise, eh? 488 00:30:10,152 --> 00:30:13,545 - It's a surprise indeed. - We know you like guns... 489 00:30:14,211 --> 00:30:14,961 Really? 490 00:30:17,420 --> 00:30:19,992 Those must have cost a fortune! I can't... 491 00:30:19,994 --> 00:30:23,289 - Friendship deserves no less! - Are you gonna make a little speech? 492 00:30:23,291 --> 00:30:24,806 A speech! A speech! 493 00:30:25,485 --> 00:30:26,918 Don't be shy, Michel! 494 00:30:29,317 --> 00:30:32,216 I won't make a speech, because... 495 00:30:32,556 --> 00:30:36,856 - We have ways of making you talk! - He's making others talk now! 496 00:30:40,472 --> 00:30:45,110 Alright, I thank you for the... for the... meal and the... 497 00:30:46,539 --> 00:30:47,568 Gift! 498 00:30:50,485 --> 00:30:52,857 Do you realize the trouble you're in? 499 00:30:53,293 --> 00:30:55,946 - I told you... - You didn't have to accept it! 500 00:30:56,086 --> 00:30:57,330 I couldn't help it. 501 00:30:57,744 --> 00:31:00,473 Didn't I tell you they were trouble? 502 00:31:01,732 --> 00:31:04,061 Since you won't report them, there's only one solution: 503 00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:06,848 Return them to their owner! 504 00:31:09,364 --> 00:31:11,225 I'm gonna look like a total schmuck! 505 00:31:11,227 --> 00:31:13,793 You simply here and hop, it writes! 506 00:31:13,874 --> 00:31:16,057 It still works well, you know. 507 00:31:36,763 --> 00:31:38,646 You feed paper here... 508 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,274 Go ahead and write your name if you like... 509 00:31:41,276 --> 00:31:43,233 - Stunning, isn't it? - Indeed! 510 00:31:44,629 --> 00:31:46,745 - I'll only be a minute. - Please... 511 00:31:47,253 --> 00:31:49,164 - What's going on? - Nuttin'! 512 00:31:49,927 --> 00:31:50,996 Nothing. 513 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:54,428 Hands up! Be careful, they're revolvers! 514 00:31:54,584 --> 00:31:56,718 Oh no, not again! 515 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,938 Take that. I brought back the revolvers. 516 00:32:00,235 --> 00:32:01,524 Michel Cl�ment...! 517 00:32:02,022 --> 00:32:03,143 No no no. 518 00:32:03,322 --> 00:32:04,913 You're my inspector! 519 00:32:05,069 --> 00:32:06,049 No I'm not! 520 00:32:06,051 --> 00:32:08,179 Mr. Inspector, you are playing games with me! 521 00:32:08,195 --> 00:32:10,199 - Oh yes, you are! - Oh no, I'm not! 522 00:32:11,047 --> 00:32:12,593 - You found them? - Oh no! No! 523 00:32:12,884 --> 00:32:17,205 You're wonderful, Inspector! Let me give you a kiss! 524 00:32:18,878 --> 00:32:20,548 Your friend is really strange. 525 00:32:20,726 --> 00:32:23,209 - Is he maybe a bit...? - Yes. 526 00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:32,400 - This one? - No way. 527 00:32:36,883 --> 00:32:38,416 Inspector Cl�ment! 528 00:32:38,418 --> 00:32:40,734 I'd like to know a bit more about your methods. 529 00:32:41,148 --> 00:32:44,844 Well, we have a hidden camera, and we're monitoring the Champs-Elys�es... 530 00:32:44,846 --> 00:32:48,142 In other words, you're leaving it to chance! There's thousands of people... 531 00:32:48,205 --> 00:32:50,238 Crowds are still the best hiding place. Ain't that right? 532 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,257 It's likely we'll find somebody at least. 533 00:32:53,259 --> 00:32:54,811 Somebody like Morzini? 534 00:32:55,092 --> 00:32:57,493 Come on, now you're dreaming. 535 00:33:00,423 --> 00:33:02,481 - Maybe that one...? - Nope. 536 00:33:02,483 --> 00:33:03,840 Look... 537 00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:06,766 - Not a chance. - What time did you call in? 538 00:33:06,924 --> 00:33:09,683 - A quarter to. - OK. Can you sign? 539 00:33:10,919 --> 00:33:12,001 Hello Roger! 540 00:33:12,913 --> 00:33:13,722 Hello. 541 00:33:13,815 --> 00:33:16,350 - You sure about this? - It's an easy one. 542 00:33:16,352 --> 00:33:17,278 Too easy, almost. 543 00:33:17,651 --> 00:33:19,376 So just one gun is enough? 544 00:33:20,845 --> 00:33:23,779 Even darts would suffice! 545 00:33:39,661 --> 00:33:40,616 Hands up! 546 00:33:41,335 --> 00:33:43,182 Well, those who can... 547 00:33:43,568 --> 00:33:45,471 In line with the motto "Living together"... 548 00:33:45,473 --> 00:33:47,880 the disabled also deserve to be held up! 549 00:33:48,155 --> 00:33:49,109 Go ahead, guys. 550 00:33:49,425 --> 00:33:51,050 There's gold, there's silver... 551 00:33:51,052 --> 00:33:52,371 Go ahead, help yourselves! 552 00:33:53,815 --> 00:33:56,770 Didn't I tell you it was a good idea? 553 00:33:56,924 --> 00:33:57,747 You're right... 554 00:34:07,892 --> 00:34:08,837 Hey guys... 555 00:34:15,828 --> 00:34:17,056 Guys, damn it! 556 00:34:18,092 --> 00:34:19,173 Not the head! 557 00:34:22,893 --> 00:34:23,746 Watch out! 558 00:34:31,869 --> 00:34:33,481 Hey, lay off me! I'll shoot! 559 00:34:34,046 --> 00:34:35,513 Stop it! I said I'll shoot. 560 00:34:35,587 --> 00:34:36,921 Watch it! Stop! 561 00:34:37,795 --> 00:34:39,844 Oh shit, there's more here... 562 00:34:40,702 --> 00:34:42,828 Stop it! I'll shoot I said. I'll shoot! 563 00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:45,693 Let me pass or I'll shoot! 564 00:34:53,122 --> 00:34:54,635 Outta my way, bitch! 565 00:34:58,294 --> 00:35:01,390 That's it, Chief Inspector! We found him. 566 00:35:02,060 --> 00:35:03,334 - Morzini? - Yep! 567 00:35:03,373 --> 00:35:06,126 He's holding up a jeweler's workshop. 568 00:35:14,715 --> 00:35:17,701 All units, calling all units! We found Morzini! 569 00:35:17,703 --> 00:35:21,017 Morzini! Quick! I'll drive! 570 00:35:23,438 --> 00:35:25,422 I'm gonna nail that asshole! 571 00:35:28,337 --> 00:35:29,895 Don't break the van! 572 00:35:30,936 --> 00:35:32,468 What's going on, Michel? 573 00:35:32,470 --> 00:35:34,657 She's finally gonna see some action! 574 00:35:34,659 --> 00:35:35,718 Where are we going? 575 00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:37,338 To arrest Roger Morzini! 576 00:35:39,310 --> 00:35:43,945 You can't do that to me! I'm retiring in two months! 577 00:35:48,877 --> 00:35:51,309 Oh mom, just wait until we tell daddy! 578 00:35:51,792 --> 00:35:52,793 He'll be proud of me! 579 00:35:52,795 --> 00:35:55,313 He's just as crazy as his old man! 580 00:35:59,088 --> 00:36:01,558 HQ here. Vermillot, how are things? 581 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:04,076 Well Mr Director, I couldn't reach the prefect yet... 582 00:36:04,078 --> 00:36:05,985 but you can already tell him... 583 00:36:06,325 --> 00:36:09,106 that we got Morzini! He's right in front of us! 584 00:36:09,108 --> 00:36:10,296 And the hostage? 585 00:36:11,084 --> 00:36:15,340 God damn it! Outta here, you bitch! 586 00:36:15,691 --> 00:36:18,515 - The hostage... - He released her, great! 587 00:36:18,517 --> 00:36:20,428 We're all clear! So step on it! 588 00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,288 Look there, boss! That's the Watrin van! 589 00:36:27,290 --> 00:36:28,737 - Is that you Watrin? - Yep it's us! 590 00:36:28,739 --> 00:36:30,733 Morzini's in the Citroen. Hit him! 591 00:36:30,818 --> 00:36:31,832 Roger, boss! I'm on it! 592 00:36:31,834 --> 00:36:35,347 Stop it Michel! Dear Lord, make him stop! 593 00:36:37,292 --> 00:36:38,725 Mommy! I'll get him! 594 00:36:41,263 --> 00:36:42,480 What's that fool doing! 595 00:36:44,057 --> 00:36:45,513 Hit the brakes! Now! 596 00:36:58,606 --> 00:37:02,813 Chief! I almost had him. Almost...! Bad luck, eh? 597 00:37:02,815 --> 00:37:04,463 At least there's no witnesses. 598 00:37:06,117 --> 00:37:08,575 Hey. Hey! Bravo, the police. 599 00:37:08,635 --> 00:37:10,455 I saw everything. 600 00:37:12,108 --> 00:37:13,450 Oh shit. 601 00:37:13,873 --> 00:37:17,319 What, like that? No way. I agree to change face, but not to that! 602 00:37:17,506 --> 00:37:19,229 - Watch out! - Don't worry. 603 00:37:19,985 --> 00:37:22,555 That's hideous! Those nostrils. 604 00:37:22,858 --> 00:37:25,675 - Oh, like that! I wanna look like that... - No no... not possible. 605 00:37:25,677 --> 00:37:27,410 - Why not? - It's not possible, period. 606 00:37:27,778 --> 00:37:28,568 Too bad. 607 00:37:29,057 --> 00:37:31,152 - And that's not possible either? - No. 608 00:37:31,154 --> 00:37:32,798 - Is that too much...? - Too vigorous. 609 00:37:33,047 --> 00:37:33,955 Too young. 610 00:37:34,144 --> 00:37:37,391 - That's bad too... too old... - Yeah... ok. 611 00:37:37,410 --> 00:37:40,175 - And that's... nah, not that. - No, I won't. 612 00:37:40,177 --> 00:37:43,254 - And that...? - I won't do that. Too political. 613 00:37:46,701 --> 00:37:48,953 - So? - I think I can. 614 00:37:49,877 --> 00:37:51,276 That I can. 615 00:37:51,710 --> 00:37:54,481 The chin, the front... your nose... 616 00:37:55,517 --> 00:37:57,646 - Kid, I can do it. - Don't fuck it up! 617 00:37:57,764 --> 00:37:59,868 I said I can do it. I know it. 618 00:38:00,106 --> 00:38:01,175 Let's go for that! 619 00:38:03,465 --> 00:38:05,186 Mr Champagne, is that you? 620 00:38:06,111 --> 00:38:08,668 Police. Do you know that young man? 621 00:38:08,843 --> 00:38:10,352 - No. - Never met him? 622 00:38:10,448 --> 00:38:12,529 - Never. - Alright, bye. 623 00:38:13,884 --> 00:38:15,534 Have you seen that man? 624 00:38:17,724 --> 00:38:20,507 - Good morning, sir... - How may I help you? 625 00:38:20,576 --> 00:38:21,760 - Police. - Yes? 626 00:38:21,935 --> 00:38:25,356 - Do you know that man? - No, sorry. Never met him. 627 00:38:30,912 --> 00:38:36,221 That's the first time I'm doing this model. I hope it turns out. 628 00:38:37,471 --> 00:38:38,426 Scalpel! 629 00:38:40,145 --> 00:38:42,782 But in the end, this was the chance of a lifetime... 630 00:38:42,784 --> 00:38:45,290 you were right there the moment it happened. 631 00:38:46,196 --> 00:38:48,995 Erm... Yes, I quite agree. 632 00:38:49,205 --> 00:38:53,532 It's however rather sad that we couldn't arrest Morzini. 633 00:38:53,534 --> 00:38:54,266 Why not? 634 00:38:54,268 --> 00:38:56,922 Well, because the police... 635 00:38:56,924 --> 00:38:58,984 were simply incapable of doing so. 636 00:38:58,986 --> 00:39:02,418 And if I were Morzini, I wouldn't worry. 637 00:39:02,564 --> 00:39:04,213 Frankly, I'd feel quite safe. 638 00:39:04,410 --> 00:39:06,560 - And what did your boss say? - Just bull. 639 00:39:07,225 --> 00:39:10,898 They would be angry, you almost caught Morzini before them! 640 00:39:11,163 --> 00:39:14,943 Still, being Mr. Prossant's daughter must be a bonus, right? 641 00:39:15,177 --> 00:39:17,528 It only makes me want to make my own name. 642 00:39:17,770 --> 00:39:20,651 You are one of the richest heiresses in France. 643 00:39:20,653 --> 00:39:23,040 Maybe so, but that's not where my talent comes from. 644 00:39:23,056 --> 00:39:24,915 Would you like to meet Roger Morzini? 645 00:39:25,185 --> 00:39:29,027 Of course! Put yourself in my shoes, it would be a dream... What a scoop! 646 00:39:29,029 --> 00:39:32,212 That's the journalist speaking. But what about the woman? 647 00:39:32,214 --> 00:39:35,078 Roger Morzini has quite a reputation... 648 00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:38,525 Listen. He's completely unattractive... 649 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:41,694 nothing but a wannabe "manly ladykiller". 650 00:39:41,696 --> 00:39:46,643 Quite frankly, his vulgar behavior is a total turn-off for me. 651 00:39:46,645 --> 00:39:47,977 If I may say so... 652 00:39:48,395 --> 00:39:52,559 Besides, my intuition tells me that his "Don Juan" attitude is only a front... 653 00:39:52,561 --> 00:39:55,278 to hide his evident homosexuality. 654 00:39:55,403 --> 00:39:57,692 Roger Morzini is a homosexual? 655 00:39:57,841 --> 00:40:01,403 To be precise, a closeted homosexual. The worst kind. 656 00:40:01,709 --> 00:40:03,620 If I may say so... 657 00:40:12,389 --> 00:40:13,205 Hello? 658 00:40:14,482 --> 00:40:15,879 Who's there? 659 00:40:17,575 --> 00:40:20,410 Come on, hurry up. Spew your crap. 660 00:40:20,528 --> 00:40:22,610 You've got quite a temperament, Miss Prossant. 661 00:40:23,260 --> 00:40:24,613 Oh, you can talk? 662 00:40:24,981 --> 00:40:26,937 You should be more careful. 663 00:40:29,241 --> 00:40:30,071 Who are you? 664 00:40:30,157 --> 00:40:34,523 An impotent. Homosexual. Completely unattractive. 665 00:40:34,529 --> 00:40:35,882 Who am I? 666 00:40:36,911 --> 00:40:38,791 Morzini? Roger Morzini? 667 00:40:38,887 --> 00:40:39,975 Himself. 668 00:40:40,393 --> 00:40:41,235 Where are you? 669 00:40:41,613 --> 00:40:45,539 Soon very close to you. I'll let you verify, my lil' chickadee. 670 00:40:48,906 --> 00:40:49,889 Morzini... 671 00:40:50,189 --> 00:40:51,270 I TALKED TO ROGER MORZINI 672 00:40:51,272 --> 00:40:53,552 Morzini calls her up and she puts it on the front page! 673 00:40:53,898 --> 00:40:55,889 I know my daughter, she won't stop. 674 00:40:56,403 --> 00:40:58,334 Morzini loves to be in the spotlight. 675 00:40:59,543 --> 00:41:03,418 - I'm worried about her, gentlemen. - Well, if she continues to provoke him... 676 00:41:03,505 --> 00:41:06,065 Don't worry Mr. Prossant, we will protect her. 677 00:41:06,466 --> 00:41:09,674 Discreetly of course. Trust us, she'll be safe. 678 00:41:10,018 --> 00:41:13,575 Ever since she decided to be a journalist... and would she accept my help? 679 00:41:13,577 --> 00:41:16,743 No...! Well, gentlemen, I must go. 680 00:41:17,094 --> 00:41:18,454 I almost forgot. 681 00:41:21,511 --> 00:41:22,928 For your charities. 682 00:41:23,664 --> 00:41:25,239 Thank you indeed, Mr Prossant! 683 00:41:25,265 --> 00:41:29,086 - We'll guard your daughter as if she were ours! - Goodbye gentlemen. 684 00:41:31,736 --> 00:41:33,903 I'll put our best unit on it. 685 00:41:34,504 --> 00:41:37,701 It's a pity. You really have no imagination! 686 00:41:38,014 --> 00:41:41,229 - Pardon me, Mr Director...? - We've been hunting Morzini for months. 687 00:41:41,231 --> 00:41:43,718 The press is laughing in our face! Anyway. 688 00:41:44,317 --> 00:41:46,466 By chance we know his next victim... 689 00:41:46,610 --> 00:41:47,538 and what do you do? 690 00:41:47,540 --> 00:41:49,111 I protect her! You said...! 691 00:41:49,113 --> 00:41:50,801 - Protect her well? - Sure! 692 00:41:50,822 --> 00:41:51,891 That's bullshit. 693 00:41:53,182 --> 00:41:56,346 I want him to try to abduct her. Got that? 694 00:41:57,796 --> 00:42:00,715 So you protect her. Openly. 695 00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:03,675 But instead of assigning crack units... 696 00:42:04,037 --> 00:42:05,185 you take idiots. 697 00:42:05,398 --> 00:42:09,200 People about to retire. Carnival shooters. Bumbling fools... 698 00:42:10,349 --> 00:42:11,638 You must have plenty of those? 699 00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:13,654 Do I ever... But he'll abduct her! 700 00:42:13,656 --> 00:42:14,579 He'll try! 701 00:42:14,957 --> 00:42:20,414 And if behind them you place a hidden, and perfectly serious, second unit... 702 00:42:23,069 --> 00:42:23,945 You understand? 703 00:42:38,001 --> 00:42:39,070 What are you up to? 704 00:42:39,072 --> 00:42:43,193 - We're investigating journalists. - Covering them, as it were. 705 00:42:43,195 --> 00:42:45,608 - I don't believe it... - We are your cover! 706 00:42:46,816 --> 00:42:48,045 I won't be cold! 707 00:42:48,047 --> 00:42:49,002 Nope... 708 00:43:12,406 --> 00:43:14,200 Oh no... what now! 709 00:43:14,798 --> 00:43:17,801 - Why did you...? - Are you insane! 710 00:43:17,803 --> 00:43:21,447 You stalk me for an hour and now you hit me! 711 00:43:22,510 --> 00:43:24,124 Officer, she's lying! 712 00:43:24,126 --> 00:43:27,575 You pervert! He tried to cut me off in the tunnel, to rape me! 713 00:43:27,692 --> 00:43:29,038 If I were you...! 714 00:43:29,545 --> 00:43:32,385 She's off her rocker! I'm a cop... At ease! 715 00:43:32,387 --> 00:43:34,122 That's still no reason to bang her car! 716 00:43:34,124 --> 00:43:37,808 But it was her...! Just ask him! Oh, I'm outta here. 717 00:43:40,226 --> 00:43:41,579 - It's nice, isn't it? - Very nice. 718 00:43:41,941 --> 00:43:43,533 - Push on it. - No mistake possible. 719 00:43:56,867 --> 00:44:01,574 Do you see that guy? He's been stalking me for an hour... 720 00:44:01,576 --> 00:44:04,297 - Can you help me? Thanks. - I'll take care of it. 721 00:44:05,741 --> 00:44:06,862 You wish? 722 00:44:09,275 --> 00:44:10,593 Are you with somebody? 723 00:44:12,208 --> 00:44:14,446 No... Well yes! I mean, no... 724 00:44:14,448 --> 00:44:16,568 Please, sir. How may I help you? 725 00:44:19,967 --> 00:44:23,517 - You wouldn't sell any socks? - No, sir. We don't. 726 00:44:24,017 --> 00:44:25,370 Because I wanted some... 727 00:44:28,649 --> 00:44:30,287 - Good bye, sir. - Bye... 728 00:44:31,846 --> 00:44:35,480 - You really don't sell any socks? - No, sir. Good bye sir. 729 00:44:37,524 --> 00:44:38,334 And? 730 00:44:44,694 --> 00:44:48,389 There's a second exit, to the other street. You should do a better job, my man! 731 00:44:48,657 --> 00:44:49,951 She startled me... 732 00:44:50,377 --> 00:44:52,449 Close protection ain't no picnic! 733 00:44:52,451 --> 00:44:54,872 Come on, I've known worse... 734 00:44:54,874 --> 00:44:56,709 I find her quite charming! 735 00:44:56,922 --> 00:44:58,164 Yeah, not bad... 736 00:45:05,395 --> 00:45:07,974 Hurry up, we're starting in 10 seconds! 737 00:45:12,279 --> 00:45:13,830 - Sir...! - Police. 738 00:45:13,832 --> 00:45:14,930 Hello, ladies! 739 00:45:15,429 --> 00:45:19,459 "We the woman" is thrilled to welcome today the famous young journalist... 740 00:45:19,763 --> 00:45:22,118 - Marie-Anne Prossant! - Hello. 741 00:45:22,928 --> 00:45:27,459 Marie-Anne, you seem to have challenged machismo... 742 00:45:27,461 --> 00:45:33,079 in it's most monstrous, criminal form, by taking aim at Roger Morzini. 743 00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:36,132 Well, not quite. After all, Roger Morzini... 744 00:45:36,134 --> 00:45:38,619 is hardly what one may call a "macho"! 745 00:45:39,301 --> 00:45:43,318 He tries to promote this image of a young seductor... 746 00:45:43,450 --> 00:45:46,220 ... but in fact he shows all signs of being impotent. 747 00:45:46,442 --> 00:45:47,272 I'm sure of it! 748 00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:49,237 - Yeah, you... - And so? 749 00:45:50,712 --> 00:45:52,145 How are you feeling? 750 00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:54,238 Impeccable, doctor. 751 00:45:54,795 --> 00:45:59,644 I challenge Roger Morzini, if he can hear me, to meet me. 752 00:45:59,646 --> 00:46:01,318 To grant me an interview! 753 00:46:01,649 --> 00:46:03,849 Because he knows that I would describe him as he is. 754 00:46:03,851 --> 00:46:05,625 Without glossing over anything. 755 00:46:05,964 --> 00:46:08,313 If you lack a penis, you wield a gun! 756 00:46:08,566 --> 00:46:11,763 Morzini is the caricature of a perverted impotent. 757 00:46:11,937 --> 00:46:12,694 Meaning: 758 00:46:12,992 --> 00:46:14,430 Much imagination... 759 00:46:14,926 --> 00:46:16,593 Few if any means... 760 00:46:16,906 --> 00:46:20,491 which generates an internal conflict that he must free at all costs. 761 00:46:21,157 --> 00:46:22,652 He shoots, he kills. 762 00:46:22,896 --> 00:46:24,568 He's a psychopath. 763 00:46:25,135 --> 00:46:27,410 Morzini might be watching the show! 764 00:46:28,182 --> 00:46:31,681 Don't you fear a... violent reaction from his side? 765 00:46:32,298 --> 00:46:34,324 I'm under close protection by the police. 766 00:46:34,621 --> 00:46:37,037 In fact, my guardian angel is behind camera 1! 767 00:46:37,039 --> 00:46:38,580 Please use camera 2! 768 00:46:39,986 --> 00:46:43,347 Mr Morzini, may I introduce Michel Cl�ment. He is tasked to protect me. 769 00:46:43,616 --> 00:46:45,009 You see, I am perfectly safe. 770 00:46:45,654 --> 00:46:47,128 Morzini an impotent... 771 00:46:47,130 --> 00:46:48,849 Admire the handiwork. 772 00:46:50,088 --> 00:46:50,936 So? 773 00:46:52,693 --> 00:46:55,330 Your own mother would not recognize you. 774 00:46:55,768 --> 00:46:56,737 What's that? 775 00:46:56,739 --> 00:46:58,623 My mother would not recognize me?! 776 00:46:58,625 --> 00:47:02,524 Even if with Frankenstein's head, my mom would recognize me! 777 00:47:02,526 --> 00:47:03,798 Yes! 778 00:47:05,342 --> 00:47:06,135 By the way... 779 00:47:07,028 --> 00:47:08,903 And you, do you recognize me? 780 00:47:08,905 --> 00:47:09,520 Yes...? 781 00:47:09,793 --> 00:47:10,815 You could talk? 782 00:47:11,011 --> 00:47:13,112 You could provide my new description...? 783 00:47:13,114 --> 00:47:15,231 No I don't recognize you at all...! 784 00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,767 I'm begging you. Please, leave! 785 00:47:18,329 --> 00:47:19,444 Just leave! 786 00:47:19,654 --> 00:47:22,683 I won't charge you. Just go without paying! 787 00:47:22,864 --> 00:47:23,832 Go away! 788 00:47:26,929 --> 00:47:30,322 No! Not that! Help! 789 00:47:32,942 --> 00:47:35,581 Good night, little doctor. Good night. 790 00:47:35,669 --> 00:47:38,425 It's... flair... 791 00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:39,921 Maybe... 792 00:47:39,923 --> 00:47:45,304 a certain habit, a sense for journalism... 793 00:47:45,306 --> 00:47:47,256 You know, I was born into this... 794 00:47:47,258 --> 00:47:49,039 I'll take care of you, lil' chickadee. 795 00:47:49,041 --> 00:47:51,192 But I'd like to hear the other's opinion... 796 00:48:09,787 --> 00:48:11,125 How long is this going to last? 797 00:48:11,293 --> 00:48:11,893 Huh? 798 00:48:11,895 --> 00:48:14,310 How long must I support you at my back? 799 00:48:14,452 --> 00:48:16,794 - It's close protection... - Do it elsewhere! 800 00:48:16,804 --> 00:48:18,280 You're a funny one! 801 00:48:18,382 --> 00:48:20,063 I got my orders! He's dangerous... 802 00:48:20,065 --> 00:48:21,670 So what? That's exciting! 803 00:48:21,672 --> 00:48:23,995 Think he'll crawl out of his hole with cops around? 804 00:48:23,997 --> 00:48:25,695 Let him try, we'll stop him! 805 00:48:25,697 --> 00:48:26,305 YOU? 806 00:48:26,836 --> 00:48:29,011 What can you stop, except maybe a bus? 807 00:48:29,013 --> 00:48:30,527 Don't make me laugh, I'm already sore! 808 00:48:30,529 --> 00:48:33,282 Once I got my scoop, you can do what you want. Not before! 809 00:48:47,284 --> 00:48:50,320 They're still here! I can't take a step without them! 810 00:48:50,486 --> 00:48:52,733 I will not have my daughter put to risk. 811 00:48:52,735 --> 00:48:54,991 Come on daddy, I'm not at risk! Believe me! 812 00:49:18,774 --> 00:49:21,141 Well, it was windy that day... 813 00:49:21,205 --> 00:49:22,920 - See that? - Yep. 814 00:49:23,258 --> 00:49:24,406 Hey guys, what's up? 815 00:49:24,408 --> 00:49:27,121 - Hello Michel! - Hi, how are you? 816 00:49:27,835 --> 00:49:28,639 Hi there... 817 00:49:30,836 --> 00:49:33,278 - Hello, how are you? - I'll sign you up! 818 00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:34,832 Look at that. Nice, isn't it? 819 00:49:34,834 --> 00:49:36,372 - Wanna try to win it? - You bet! 820 00:49:36,374 --> 00:49:38,728 Well then, you do what I tell you. Not like usual! 821 00:49:38,845 --> 00:49:41,682 When I tell you to point, you point! And when I tell you to shoot, you shoot! 822 00:49:41,684 --> 00:49:43,000 All right, I got it! 823 00:49:48,604 --> 00:49:50,836 I must ask you to please be quiet... 824 00:49:50,838 --> 00:49:52,183 Right. Now place your ball. 825 00:49:52,185 --> 00:49:54,199 Carefully pass the first ball, no more! 826 00:49:54,201 --> 00:49:56,496 Gently... gently... 827 00:49:56,498 --> 00:49:59,052 Watch out for the gravel. Go. 828 00:50:00,875 --> 00:50:02,816 That was wrong! 829 00:50:03,589 --> 00:50:05,515 Now point it. Lightly. 830 00:50:05,632 --> 00:50:07,337 Just pass the ball. 831 00:50:07,773 --> 00:50:09,461 If you're careful you can do it. 832 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,930 Go ahead, but not too hard. Easy does it. 833 00:50:13,618 --> 00:50:15,872 Do it! You'll get it. 834 00:50:16,482 --> 00:50:17,389 Not that...! 835 00:50:17,484 --> 00:50:20,465 Yeah! Well done! 836 00:50:21,775 --> 00:50:23,097 Did you see? 837 00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:26,431 Oh yes, bravo! 838 00:50:27,197 --> 00:50:29,478 - Good shot. - Wait, I have a good feeling. 839 00:50:36,286 --> 00:50:38,639 Oh well... Go ahead. Point it. 840 00:50:38,641 --> 00:50:40,480 I could have done better! 841 00:50:40,574 --> 00:50:42,680 - Point it. - You want me to point? 842 00:50:43,952 --> 00:50:47,383 - I'd rather shoot. - No, I told you! Point it! 843 00:50:53,306 --> 00:50:54,995 Oh yes, bravo! 844 00:50:55,455 --> 00:50:57,156 Not bad, not bad... 845 00:50:58,847 --> 00:51:00,329 That's not bad... 846 00:51:00,331 --> 00:51:03,265 - What do you wanna do? - I'm gonna shoot the ball on the left. 847 00:51:03,267 --> 00:51:05,508 Yeah, that's a good idea. Shoot the left one. 848 00:51:05,804 --> 00:51:06,690 On the left! 849 00:51:06,869 --> 00:51:09,226 - Actually I'd rather shoot the right. - No no... 850 00:51:09,228 --> 00:51:10,926 Stick to the left, it's better. 851 00:51:11,023 --> 00:51:13,205 - I'm shooting right. - No, don't do that! 852 00:51:14,457 --> 00:51:16,483 Well... there you are! See? 853 00:51:18,954 --> 00:51:20,757 Your attention please, ladies and gents! 854 00:51:20,759 --> 00:51:23,436 The last point of the game is being played! 855 00:51:23,438 --> 00:51:26,278 Everybody please pay attention and remain quiet! Thank you! 856 00:51:26,647 --> 00:51:27,537 Rag. 857 00:51:30,427 --> 00:51:32,469 Well here... I have no idea. 858 00:51:32,471 --> 00:51:35,109 - What would you do? - I don't know. Not a clue. 859 00:51:35,334 --> 00:51:38,401 Do whatever you want. Go ahead. 860 00:51:39,912 --> 00:51:41,345 Maybe I should spock it? 861 00:51:42,242 --> 00:51:43,357 I'll spock it. 862 00:51:45,658 --> 00:51:48,491 I'll just give it a try. Might work, might not! 863 00:51:53,709 --> 00:51:55,620 Yeah! You're great! 864 00:51:57,031 --> 00:51:59,306 Did you see that? 865 00:51:59,999 --> 00:52:01,886 Thanks for the game. 866 00:52:06,700 --> 00:52:07,530 Bravo! 867 00:52:08,965 --> 00:52:10,762 Well, it's thanks to you too! 868 00:52:11,133 --> 00:52:12,958 But you threw the ball. 869 00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:15,317 Still... you know a lot about p�tanque! 870 00:52:15,319 --> 00:52:17,255 Oh, I've only been into it for two months. 871 00:52:17,411 --> 00:52:19,977 - Oh, you're member of a club? - Oh no no, not at all. 872 00:52:19,979 --> 00:52:22,504 - I'm Antoine Collard, the King of Crime! - Oh...? 873 00:52:22,506 --> 00:52:25,475 Well, I write about crime. My new book... 874 00:52:25,477 --> 00:52:27,688 takes place in a boules club. 875 00:52:27,982 --> 00:52:29,241 So I'm learning about it... 876 00:52:29,461 --> 00:52:30,855 That's funny! 877 00:52:31,249 --> 00:52:33,617 Not that fun! It's a lot of hard word, buddy. 878 00:52:33,725 --> 00:52:35,667 I only find it funny because I'm a cop! 879 00:52:35,818 --> 00:52:37,785 - A constable? - No, I'm inspector. 880 00:52:37,787 --> 00:52:40,590 Well, I'm a newbie... look, it's brand-new! 881 00:52:41,776 --> 00:52:45,208 - Inspector? That's unbelievable! - But true. 882 00:52:45,210 --> 00:52:48,145 Hey, I'd like to invite you for lunch. 883 00:52:48,147 --> 00:52:51,308 - I have so much to ask you! - Well, unfortunately I have... 884 00:52:51,310 --> 00:52:53,634 Don't argue! You owe me that much! If I may say so... 885 00:52:53,636 --> 00:52:54,672 Well yeah... 886 00:52:54,674 --> 00:52:56,960 And I know a little restaurant... 887 00:52:56,962 --> 00:53:00,595 they make a smoked salmon... I won't say more! 888 00:53:00,995 --> 00:53:02,259 With some white wine? 889 00:53:02,261 --> 00:53:05,320 - A Sancerre, for instance? - Sancerre? The best! 890 00:53:05,733 --> 00:53:08,909 - Nice car. Crime fiction pays well! - Oh yeah, I like it. 891 00:53:08,911 --> 00:53:14,055 It's nice. Comfortable, fast... goes up to 210 km/h... [130 MPH] 892 00:53:14,198 --> 00:53:15,870 You drive that fast? 893 00:53:17,210 --> 00:53:19,744 - Well... sometimes... - Cops don't scare you? 894 00:53:19,877 --> 00:53:22,184 You just have to be careful... 895 00:53:23,043 --> 00:53:23,998 You'd better be. 896 00:53:24,354 --> 00:53:25,944 - Shit! - See? 897 00:53:26,158 --> 00:53:28,051 Oh damn, I forgot my ID... 898 00:53:28,167 --> 00:53:30,041 You're careful all right! 899 00:53:32,725 --> 00:53:34,691 Good morning, gentlemen. Your ID, please. 900 00:53:42,283 --> 00:53:43,067 Look! 901 00:53:43,682 --> 00:53:45,160 I'm an insider. 902 00:53:45,253 --> 00:53:46,172 Go ahead. 903 00:53:48,627 --> 00:53:49,858 Drive, will you? 904 00:54:01,180 --> 00:54:02,962 - And? - It's good! 905 00:54:03,166 --> 00:54:04,281 You were right, it's great! 906 00:54:05,738 --> 00:54:07,326 I'm sure we have similar tastes. 907 00:54:07,406 --> 00:54:08,405 - Think so? - Yep. 908 00:54:08,743 --> 00:54:10,646 Besides, we do a similar job. 909 00:54:10,782 --> 00:54:12,363 Erm... I disagree. 910 00:54:13,264 --> 00:54:16,624 I may be new in the force, but crime novels... 911 00:54:17,513 --> 00:54:18,479 They suck. 912 00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:20,670 No offense! It's all bullshit. 913 00:54:21,582 --> 00:54:24,678 I used to read them, not anymore. It's all wrong! 914 00:54:25,432 --> 00:54:25,840 Yep. 915 00:54:25,965 --> 00:54:28,458 But now that we're buddies, you could help me, Michel? 916 00:54:28,460 --> 00:54:29,220 Sure! 917 00:54:30,143 --> 00:54:31,422 Some more salmon? 918 00:54:32,604 --> 00:54:34,574 - Why not! - Two more salmons. Two! 919 00:54:34,576 --> 00:54:35,439 Big ones! 920 00:54:39,223 --> 00:54:41,647 You really shouldn't walk around without ID. 921 00:54:41,668 --> 00:54:42,987 - You're right. - Yep. 922 00:54:43,689 --> 00:54:44,628 You're right... 923 00:54:44,851 --> 00:54:48,433 I need to make a phone call. Maybe I have lost my ID... 924 00:54:58,140 --> 00:54:59,129 Yeah, yeah... 925 00:55:00,181 --> 00:55:00,887 Hello, yes? 926 00:55:00,889 --> 00:55:01,927 Merlino? It's Roger. 927 00:55:01,929 --> 00:55:02,426 Who? 928 00:55:02,695 --> 00:55:03,427 Morzini. 929 00:55:03,621 --> 00:55:04,424 Roger? 930 00:55:05,100 --> 00:55:06,746 Listen, it's important. 931 00:55:07,020 --> 00:55:07,528 Yes? 932 00:55:07,763 --> 00:55:09,597 I need a new photo ID. 933 00:55:09,894 --> 00:55:12,170 - But why...? - None of your business. 934 00:55:12,240 --> 00:55:13,006 So, when? 935 00:55:13,272 --> 00:55:17,049 Erm... Tomorrow, 1700. 936 00:55:24,295 --> 00:55:25,480 58 seconds. 937 00:55:26,052 --> 00:55:29,060 - Yes? - You were on the phone for 58 seconds. 938 00:55:29,654 --> 00:55:31,092 I'm gonna teach you something. 939 00:55:31,444 --> 00:55:35,562 You can telephone for 59 seconds, but... 940 00:55:35,564 --> 00:55:38,578 at the 60th, we can spot you. 941 00:55:38,580 --> 00:55:41,170 - If you're under surveillance, that is. - Really? 942 00:55:41,342 --> 00:55:44,546 - Might help for your novels. - Yes indeed. I'll use that! 943 00:55:44,548 --> 00:55:48,340 59 seconds you're golden, 60 seconds - dead. 944 00:55:51,095 --> 00:55:56,106 HAQUENBUSH: The surgeon of the Mafia is anesthesized forever. 945 00:56:02,379 --> 00:56:03,804 And so? Morzini? 946 00:56:04,405 --> 00:56:05,224 Nothing. 947 00:56:05,580 --> 00:56:08,497 Nothing at all. Not a trace anywhere. 948 00:56:08,707 --> 00:56:09,599 He vanished. 949 00:56:09,601 --> 00:56:12,144 Nothing happening around Miss Prossant? 950 00:56:24,294 --> 00:56:25,142 - Hi! - Hi! 951 00:56:25,324 --> 00:56:26,781 You look exhausted. 952 00:56:26,783 --> 00:56:29,749 - Have you ever followed a girl all day? - No, not my thing. 953 00:56:29,966 --> 00:56:31,842 You have no idea how fast they can be. 954 00:56:31,844 --> 00:56:34,800 They look fragile, but have they ever got stamina! 955 00:56:34,802 --> 00:56:35,750 Is she at home? 956 00:56:35,821 --> 00:56:38,575 - Taking a bubble bath. - Oh? Shall we...? 957 00:56:38,685 --> 00:56:40,814 - What a dunce...! - Well... 958 00:56:45,466 --> 00:56:47,720 - Want a drink? - Sure. 959 00:56:47,846 --> 00:56:51,503 In my new book someone's trying to abduct a girl... 960 00:56:51,505 --> 00:56:54,114 - Yeah? - And it prompts difficult questions. 961 00:56:55,397 --> 00:56:57,706 How about I show you something? 962 00:56:58,495 --> 00:57:01,373 - Is it interesting? - I think you'll like it. 963 00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:08,213 Is that the C.I.D.? 964 00:57:08,466 --> 00:57:09,882 - Never been here? - Never! 965 00:57:09,884 --> 00:57:11,321 You can't miss that! 966 00:57:16,447 --> 00:57:18,164 I'm not really allowed to do that. 967 00:57:18,166 --> 00:57:19,496 But you're my buddy. 968 00:57:20,232 --> 00:57:21,087 Thanks! 969 00:57:21,432 --> 00:57:24,375 - Are you happy? - Very. 970 00:57:34,277 --> 00:57:35,300 Are you coming? 971 00:57:39,070 --> 00:57:40,852 - Hi, Michel! - Hey there! 972 00:57:48,958 --> 00:57:50,608 Here we are in forensics. 973 00:57:50,610 --> 00:57:51,968 - Hello Cl�ment! - Hi! 974 00:57:52,083 --> 00:57:53,355 Let me show you something. 975 00:57:53,945 --> 00:57:54,592 Go ahead. 976 00:57:55,938 --> 00:57:56,760 Come see! 977 00:57:58,087 --> 00:58:00,381 - Hello Maigret! - Hi Cl�ment! 978 00:58:00,391 --> 00:58:01,352 Fingerprinting! 979 00:58:01,354 --> 00:58:04,951 By the way, the Haquenbush murder? It was Morzini! 980 00:58:04,982 --> 00:58:06,983 Really? Is that his prints? 981 00:58:06,985 --> 00:58:09,223 Yeah... we found them there. 982 00:58:09,441 --> 00:58:11,354 Wanna see your own prints up there? 983 00:58:11,620 --> 00:58:12,568 Come with me. 984 00:58:12,726 --> 00:58:14,494 Come! Over here! 985 00:58:14,595 --> 00:58:15,839 Take a look. 986 00:58:16,914 --> 00:58:18,963 - Give me your thumb. - Erm... no. 987 00:58:19,282 --> 00:58:23,183 - That way you'll know, for your books! - But I don't wanna... 988 00:58:23,392 --> 00:58:26,921 Cl�ment! Head to the office, there's news about Morzini! 989 00:58:26,923 --> 00:58:29,426 He's using Merlino for a photo ID, we'll be waiting! 990 00:58:30,943 --> 00:58:33,443 Gotta go, it's Morzini. We're still eating together? 991 00:58:33,445 --> 00:58:34,699 Sure, if I can. 992 00:58:34,819 --> 00:58:36,616 - My mom's a laugh! - Oh? 993 00:58:51,186 --> 00:58:52,335 Hello Merlino. 994 00:58:52,991 --> 00:58:55,519 - Who are you? What...! - Keep cool. 995 00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:58,505 You don't recognize me? Roger. 996 00:58:58,852 --> 00:59:00,097 Oh shit, Roger...! 997 00:59:00,518 --> 00:59:03,612 - What did they do... ? - Are you waiting for someone? 998 00:59:03,614 --> 00:59:06,459 - Well... no, why? - We made an appointment. 999 00:59:06,685 --> 00:59:09,576 Oh yes... you're very early! 1000 00:59:09,737 --> 00:59:12,854 - Am I bothering you? - No, not at all... 1001 00:59:12,933 --> 00:59:16,117 I thought we could have a chat. 1002 00:59:21,201 --> 00:59:24,894 Merlino, the king of photos... eh? 1003 00:59:28,177 --> 00:59:29,806 Can you make a me a still life? 1004 00:59:31,036 --> 00:59:33,027 - Just a little still life? - No... 1005 00:59:34,485 --> 00:59:35,784 - Everything locked down? - Yes. 1006 00:59:35,786 --> 00:59:37,360 We'll wait inside. 1007 00:59:42,504 --> 00:59:46,667 Merlino? Where's that fool... Cl�ment, lights please. 1008 00:59:52,759 --> 00:59:54,237 There's gotta be lamps around... 1009 00:59:54,597 --> 00:59:55,419 Ooops. Shit. 1010 00:59:59,512 --> 01:00:00,813 Got it, Chief! 1011 01:00:03,533 --> 01:00:06,725 Chief! Chief! Come quick! There! 1012 01:00:07,599 --> 01:00:08,790 That's him! 1013 01:00:10,435 --> 01:00:12,104 Let's leave. Let's leave! 1014 01:00:12,106 --> 01:00:14,453 Calm down, Cl�ment! Keep calm. 1015 01:00:22,601 --> 01:00:24,971 Gentlemen, there can be no doubt: 1016 01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:29,364 This info must have been leaked from the inside. It's serious. 1017 01:00:30,944 --> 01:00:33,139 Chief, what about the fingerprints? 1018 01:00:36,545 --> 01:00:37,447 What...? 1019 01:00:38,058 --> 01:00:39,162 What did I say? 1020 01:00:39,356 --> 01:00:40,763 You don't scare me! 1021 01:00:41,077 --> 01:00:42,731 I'm not trying to, Miss Prossant. 1022 01:00:42,974 --> 01:00:44,578 Your voice is not that bad... 1023 01:00:44,805 --> 01:00:47,352 Thanks, so I've been told... 1024 01:00:47,540 --> 01:00:49,480 You still reject my interview offer? 1025 01:00:49,716 --> 01:00:52,739 I'm already famous enough, you know. Everybody knows me. 1026 01:00:53,012 --> 01:00:54,555 So you're a celebrity? 1027 01:00:54,557 --> 01:00:57,052 Yes, I guess I am... a star. 1028 01:00:57,649 --> 01:00:59,879 But stars need their public. 1029 01:01:00,043 --> 01:01:03,021 - It comes from the right bank. - Time? 1030 01:01:03,077 --> 01:01:04,137 40 seconds. 1031 01:01:05,664 --> 01:01:06,776 Yes, yes... 1032 01:01:07,636 --> 01:01:09,306 So if I want to meet you... 1033 01:01:09,308 --> 01:01:11,966 - District 19 or 20. - This time we got him! 1034 01:01:12,748 --> 01:01:13,728 56 seconds. 1035 01:01:13,730 --> 01:01:14,489 I'll call! 1036 01:01:15,379 --> 01:01:18,771 - Damn it! He always cuts too soon! - He must know the system. 1037 01:01:18,974 --> 01:01:22,177 We still narrowed it down quite a bit. Send the cars. 1038 01:01:22,347 --> 01:01:23,380 Idiots! 1039 01:01:30,108 --> 01:01:33,040 Morzini is in the 19th or the 20th district. 1040 01:01:33,042 --> 01:01:36,984 We are looking for Morzini, Roger. Check all suspects. 1041 01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:44,165 Here. 1042 01:01:44,402 --> 01:01:47,137 - Oh, how nice! - They're flowers. For your mom. 1043 01:01:47,139 --> 01:01:48,586 She'll be happy! 1044 01:01:53,127 --> 01:01:53,995 How kind. 1045 01:01:55,821 --> 01:01:59,106 My dad, the hero. Such gentle eyes. 1046 01:02:00,264 --> 01:02:02,532 - All hell's loose in the neighborhood! - Oh? 1047 01:02:02,534 --> 01:02:05,182 Sure, we're on lockdown! 1048 01:02:05,184 --> 01:02:06,184 Lockdown? 1049 01:02:08,307 --> 01:02:09,262 Well yes. 1050 01:02:09,651 --> 01:02:13,121 ... proceed towards the Clignancourt gate... 1051 01:02:14,826 --> 01:02:17,465 You listen to that even at home? 1052 01:02:17,921 --> 01:02:20,071 Oh, that? It's to keep up to date. 1053 01:02:22,090 --> 01:02:24,166 - You know what? - What? 1054 01:02:24,494 --> 01:02:29,210 - Morzini is in the neighborhood. - Ooops, sorry! I'm so sorry... 1055 01:02:29,212 --> 01:02:31,282 - Nevermind, I got more. - No, really... 1056 01:02:35,469 --> 01:02:38,838 I only get on duty at midnight. Missing all the fun. 1057 01:02:41,848 --> 01:02:43,747 I hope they'll nab him this time. 1058 01:02:43,749 --> 01:02:46,081 I'm worried about the Prossant girl. 1059 01:02:46,223 --> 01:02:47,395 It's coming closer... 1060 01:02:47,397 --> 01:02:48,696 He might be near. 1061 01:02:49,879 --> 01:02:51,456 - Are you expecting someone? - Nope. 1062 01:02:51,521 --> 01:02:53,121 - Your mother? - She has a key. 1063 01:03:00,949 --> 01:03:02,471 - Hello! - Hi. 1064 01:03:02,721 --> 01:03:05,804 No I haven't seen anything... wanna come in for a drink? 1065 01:03:05,806 --> 01:03:08,100 - We're on duty. - Alright, see you! 1066 01:03:10,060 --> 01:03:12,862 The colleagues. They wanted to know if I noticed anything... 1067 01:03:12,864 --> 01:03:14,883 since they know I live right here. 1068 01:03:14,885 --> 01:03:15,880 I see... 1069 01:03:16,653 --> 01:03:19,675 - Got anything to drink? - Look in the bar. 1070 01:03:19,677 --> 01:03:22,023 - Alright. - There's ice in the fridge. 1071 01:03:22,025 --> 01:03:22,901 Alright, thanks. 1072 01:03:26,011 --> 01:03:27,340 Is that your fianc�e? 1073 01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:30,933 No, it's the chick I'm protecting. Miss Prossant. 1074 01:03:31,314 --> 01:03:33,465 And there's nothing between you two...? 1075 01:03:33,606 --> 01:03:34,720 You're crazy. 1076 01:03:34,722 --> 01:03:36,422 That only happens in novels. 1077 01:03:36,424 --> 01:03:38,768 But you wouldn't mind if it did, right? 1078 01:03:39,246 --> 01:03:39,738 Right? 1079 01:03:39,740 --> 01:03:41,045 She's a pain in the ass. 1080 01:03:41,950 --> 01:03:45,383 Oh... but those girls are the best, buddy! 1081 01:03:45,385 --> 01:03:46,512 Not for me! 1082 01:03:47,776 --> 01:03:50,736 She's nuts, she wants to interview Morzini! 1083 01:03:50,829 --> 01:03:52,977 Oh yeah? Wow, what a scoop... 1084 01:03:53,151 --> 01:03:55,638 "Scoop"? Yeah right, so she always says. 1085 01:03:55,640 --> 01:03:57,602 - So what? - That's all she talks about. 1086 01:03:57,604 --> 01:03:59,059 And he wants to abduct her! 1087 01:03:59,513 --> 01:04:01,736 - So there... - And you care? 1088 01:04:01,908 --> 01:04:06,466 If he gets her we'll never see her again. He'll waste her for sure. 1089 01:04:06,517 --> 01:04:08,378 Hold hard there! You! 1090 01:04:08,806 --> 01:04:09,476 Hey! 1091 01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:12,250 Are you maybe a little bit in love with her? No? 1092 01:04:12,336 --> 01:04:13,705 - Are you nuts? - Why? 1093 01:04:14,390 --> 01:04:18,139 Listen: The most dangerous weapon in the world... 1094 01:04:18,801 --> 01:04:20,143 is love. 1095 01:04:22,131 --> 01:04:23,422 Bullshit. 1096 01:04:26,326 --> 01:04:28,098 - He's beautiful! - Morzini? 1097 01:04:28,378 --> 01:04:29,271 The leg of lamb! 1098 01:04:29,411 --> 01:04:30,829 Oh yeah, the lamb's beautiful. 1099 01:04:31,190 --> 01:04:33,207 Because Morzini's mug... 1100 01:04:33,209 --> 01:04:36,055 it's ugly enough to make you change the sidewalk. 1101 01:04:36,395 --> 01:04:37,621 Think you're pretty? 1102 01:04:38,724 --> 01:04:40,750 No, but I'm a cop... that's different. 1103 01:04:41,032 --> 01:04:43,107 Not anybody can be public enemy no. 1! 1104 01:04:43,109 --> 01:04:47,327 It takes a certain look, with your picture hanging on all the walls, like a star! 1105 01:04:47,329 --> 01:04:47,977 Like... 1106 01:04:49,527 --> 01:04:51,312 No... Don't think... 1107 01:04:51,521 --> 01:04:52,792 I'm just kidding! 1108 01:04:54,406 --> 01:04:56,010 You writers are really something. 1109 01:04:56,534 --> 01:04:59,191 Do you identify with all your characters? 1110 01:04:59,346 --> 01:05:03,088 You write a cop and you're a cop, but you write a gangster, you're a gangster? 1111 01:05:03,090 --> 01:05:06,118 Yep. It's an occupational hazard. 1112 01:05:08,068 --> 01:05:12,161 You should add garlic... lamb without garlic is bland. 1113 01:05:12,488 --> 01:05:13,603 - Right? - Yeah... 1114 01:05:15,625 --> 01:05:19,136 Hey, it really looked like I thought I was Morzini, eh? 1115 01:05:19,138 --> 01:05:21,233 Morzini could've talked like that. 1116 01:05:22,923 --> 01:05:24,024 - Oh... - Yeah... 1117 01:05:24,430 --> 01:05:29,665 That chick... if she got her interview, you think she'd leave him alone? 1118 01:05:29,667 --> 01:05:33,209 Of course! All she cares about is the scoop! 1119 01:05:34,759 --> 01:05:38,416 Wait a second. I'm having a writer's moment... 1120 01:05:39,005 --> 01:05:42,222 Wait... yeah... that's it...! 1121 01:05:42,422 --> 01:05:44,229 What are you up to now? 1122 01:05:44,515 --> 01:05:45,722 I have an idea. 1123 01:05:51,910 --> 01:05:52,860 Watch me... 1124 01:05:56,491 --> 01:05:59,612 You'll see the joke. Wait. 1125 01:06:05,694 --> 01:06:06,903 You look like Morzini! 1126 01:06:07,039 --> 01:06:07,872 Think so? 1127 01:06:08,449 --> 01:06:09,276 Really? 1128 01:06:09,625 --> 01:06:12,301 - Interesting... - I thought I looked a bit like him. 1129 01:06:12,303 --> 01:06:15,279 Yeah, but you couldn't talk! She knows his voice! 1130 01:06:15,721 --> 01:06:17,385 She's always on the phone with him! 1131 01:06:18,885 --> 01:06:20,562 Yeah... oh well. 1132 01:06:20,564 --> 01:06:24,852 But wait... There might be a way... if I could be sure... 1133 01:06:25,660 --> 01:06:26,110 Yeah? 1134 01:06:26,666 --> 01:06:28,102 Maybe not. 1135 01:06:28,903 --> 01:06:30,707 And you wouldn't know what to tell her. 1136 01:06:30,709 --> 01:06:33,403 Hey, hey, hey! That's my job! Really... 1137 01:06:33,734 --> 01:06:34,325 Sure... 1138 01:06:34,468 --> 01:06:37,076 - Take that. - Thanks. 1139 01:06:38,741 --> 01:06:39,410 Yeah. 1140 01:06:40,462 --> 01:06:42,831 Hey, you got her number? 1141 01:06:43,958 --> 01:06:44,667 What for? 1142 01:06:44,836 --> 01:06:46,747 I'll call. If I'm in, are you in? 1143 01:06:49,152 --> 01:06:50,239 I don't like this... 1144 01:06:50,241 --> 01:06:52,079 Relax, it's just a joke. 1145 01:06:52,851 --> 01:06:54,799 It's 705 21 38. 1146 01:06:55,274 --> 01:06:57,936 705 21 38? Don't move. 1147 01:07:01,583 --> 01:07:04,266 This is gonna be fun... ! He's nuts. 1148 01:07:04,572 --> 01:07:08,737 Know the latest? Morzini may have an accomplice within the police. 1149 01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:12,368 An accomplice within C.I.D.? 1150 01:07:12,370 --> 01:07:14,024 That's the joke of the year! 1151 01:07:14,204 --> 01:07:16,866 Yep. Might be good to know anyway. 1152 01:07:17,218 --> 01:07:20,598 Certainly not the little fatty who follows me around all day! 1153 01:07:21,727 --> 01:07:23,022 One suspect less. 1154 01:07:28,786 --> 01:07:29,583 Hello? 1155 01:07:29,585 --> 01:07:30,427 Morzini. 1156 01:07:30,827 --> 01:07:31,703 You again? 1157 01:07:31,881 --> 01:07:35,048 I thought about your interview offer. I accept. 1158 01:07:35,711 --> 01:07:36,505 When and where? 1159 01:07:36,726 --> 01:07:38,439 Hey, not so fast. 1160 01:07:38,708 --> 01:07:40,759 Somebody will give you instructions. 1161 01:07:40,761 --> 01:07:43,175 You know him. You'll be surprised. 1162 01:07:43,892 --> 01:07:45,360 For now keep quiet. 1163 01:07:46,750 --> 01:07:48,547 Damn it, he hung up again! 1164 01:07:48,862 --> 01:07:51,710 - Who will give her instructions? - You will! 1165 01:07:52,151 --> 01:07:53,661 You got some nerve! 1166 01:08:13,725 --> 01:08:14,497 Gentlemen? 1167 01:08:15,541 --> 01:08:18,808 Erm... a flask of wine and some p�t�... 1168 01:08:19,722 --> 01:08:22,946 Wrong place! This is a tea room. 1169 01:08:23,415 --> 01:08:26,775 They drink black tea with lemon, or a lime blossom herbal... 1170 01:08:26,777 --> 01:08:28,983 We also have hot chocolate. 1171 01:08:29,232 --> 01:08:32,255 Oh really...? Well... I'll have what he's having. 1172 01:08:32,921 --> 01:08:34,451 - For you, sir? - Well then... 1173 01:08:34,453 --> 01:08:37,486 Two hot chocolates, do you have whipped cream? 1174 01:08:38,314 --> 01:08:40,330 MISS PROSSANT 1175 01:08:42,216 --> 01:08:44,929 I leave the office and they come after me! 1176 01:08:50,816 --> 01:08:51,407 Hello? 1177 01:08:51,857 --> 01:08:53,051 Miss Prossant? 1178 01:08:53,379 --> 01:08:56,154 I told you not to bother me during my tea break! 1179 01:08:56,564 --> 01:08:58,656 I'm calling on behalf of Roger Morzini. 1180 01:08:58,658 --> 01:08:59,896 No! Where are you? 1181 01:09:00,230 --> 01:09:02,265 The cabin next door. Come join me. 1182 01:09:02,561 --> 01:09:03,277 Yes! 1183 01:09:15,213 --> 01:09:17,806 - I don't believe it! - You better. 1184 01:09:18,859 --> 01:09:21,176 I would never have thought it was you! 1185 01:09:21,436 --> 01:09:23,267 Don't faint now, darlin'. 1186 01:09:24,592 --> 01:09:26,664 Right. Roger agrees for tomorrow. 1187 01:09:26,705 --> 01:09:27,736 Oh? Where? 1188 01:09:27,976 --> 01:09:29,592 Slow down, it's not that simple. 1189 01:09:29,594 --> 01:09:32,313 - Are you with someone? - Yeah, a bunch of cops! 1190 01:09:34,921 --> 01:09:38,457 - Then listen carefully. Got that? - Of course... 1191 01:09:44,874 --> 01:09:45,784 Does it hurt? 1192 01:09:46,604 --> 01:09:48,196 It's disgusting! 1193 01:09:51,385 --> 01:09:54,593 Sorry. It won't stain, it's water. 1194 01:09:54,595 --> 01:09:57,800 - But it does stain! - It's nothing, it'll go away... 1195 01:09:57,917 --> 01:10:00,067 - Watch it! - Sorry... 1196 01:10:01,180 --> 01:10:02,156 It's nerves. 1197 01:10:02,349 --> 01:10:03,978 You're spitting in my face now! 1198 01:10:04,239 --> 01:10:05,668 Keep it, I don't want it. 1199 01:10:06,602 --> 01:10:07,061 Oh? 1200 01:10:07,765 --> 01:10:09,664 Miss Prossant is going out for dinner. 1201 01:10:10,427 --> 01:10:12,065 Getting in her car... 1202 01:10:13,662 --> 01:10:14,970 We follow, Didier! 1203 01:10:28,821 --> 01:10:30,590 Maybe she's meeting a lover. 1204 01:10:33,335 --> 01:10:34,814 Zoom in, go on zoom! 1205 01:10:35,361 --> 01:10:37,113 Wow - it's Michel Cl�ment! 1206 01:10:37,465 --> 01:10:39,953 - Oh shit! - With the Prossant girl! 1207 01:10:41,378 --> 01:10:42,891 What does she see in him? 1208 01:10:53,916 --> 01:10:58,137 - You remember everything? - Of course. This is so exciting! 1209 01:10:58,452 --> 01:11:02,600 - I'm giving you one hour, no more! - Okay, you're sweet. 1210 01:11:11,631 --> 01:11:15,021 - A car wash? - It wasn't that dirty... 1211 01:11:19,528 --> 01:11:20,363 Go ahead! 1212 01:11:20,365 --> 01:11:21,016 You're sure? 1213 01:11:21,018 --> 01:11:23,537 Of course! You got one hour. 1214 01:11:23,714 --> 01:11:25,895 - OK. - You know what I think of it. 1215 01:11:25,897 --> 01:11:27,506 I know, I'm on my own. 1216 01:11:41,610 --> 01:11:43,441 But... who are you? 1217 01:11:45,807 --> 01:11:47,877 You must be careful, it's normal. 1218 01:11:49,229 --> 01:11:51,026 I certainly am very lucky. 1219 01:11:51,349 --> 01:11:54,586 Many of my colleagues would do anything to meet your boss! 1220 01:11:56,274 --> 01:11:57,229 Are you foreign? 1221 01:12:01,986 --> 01:12:04,838 - They're leaving. - And we follow... 1222 01:12:17,805 --> 01:12:19,682 And here we go... 1223 01:12:20,657 --> 01:12:22,534 Now that's close protection! 1224 01:12:24,430 --> 01:12:26,120 I'm fucking bored. 1225 01:12:26,674 --> 01:12:28,253 You don't care, do you? 1226 01:12:28,427 --> 01:12:30,572 Do you enjoy life around cops? 1227 01:12:31,312 --> 01:12:33,482 - A journalist! - What a slut. 1228 01:12:33,735 --> 01:12:36,189 Oh, you're so pretty... 1229 01:12:41,750 --> 01:12:43,082 Oh, the poor girl. 1230 01:12:43,756 --> 01:12:45,778 This tape will be rated X! 1231 01:12:46,845 --> 01:12:47,991 What's wrong... 1232 01:12:50,224 --> 01:12:51,577 What's that? 1233 01:12:53,394 --> 01:12:54,429 I need to put this on? 1234 01:12:55,536 --> 01:12:57,606 Oh gee, I can't see a thing! 1235 01:12:58,318 --> 01:13:02,354 I see, I must not know where you're taking me! 1236 01:13:03,149 --> 01:13:04,548 I'm so excited... 1237 01:13:05,152 --> 01:13:06,840 When I tell that to my editor-in-chief... 1238 01:13:06,842 --> 01:13:10,788 he's gonna be so jealous he'll die! I know it! 1239 01:13:12,997 --> 01:13:15,067 Gonna take care of you, sweetie. 1240 01:13:15,288 --> 01:13:17,152 Gonna pump you up a bit... 1241 01:13:17,608 --> 01:13:19,188 Make you feel good... 1242 01:13:20,728 --> 01:13:23,242 Oh... she's coming to her senses. 1243 01:13:23,533 --> 01:13:24,752 Oh shit! 1244 01:13:27,943 --> 01:13:30,555 - She's stacked! - Not as slim as she looks... 1245 01:13:30,639 --> 01:13:32,265 She's getting angry! 1246 01:13:32,342 --> 01:13:35,088 Crap! Oh, crap! 1247 01:13:37,057 --> 01:13:38,456 Maybe some gum... 1248 01:13:43,067 --> 01:13:44,659 It's BDSM now! 1249 01:13:57,655 --> 01:13:58,905 Cl�ment is a real beast! 1250 01:13:59,004 --> 01:14:01,915 Maybe we should head back. It's getting late. 1251 01:14:03,045 --> 01:14:04,444 Time to end this joke. 1252 01:14:05,623 --> 01:14:07,706 They're watching us. Pay no attention. 1253 01:14:07,866 --> 01:14:09,513 They lasted 45 minutes! 1254 01:14:09,515 --> 01:14:10,760 I'm exhausted! 1255 01:14:10,952 --> 01:14:13,022 - They're on the move. - There we go again! 1256 01:14:22,430 --> 01:14:23,658 Where are we? 1257 01:14:24,532 --> 01:14:26,250 Still a surprise? 1258 01:14:28,014 --> 01:14:29,391 You don't say much... 1259 01:14:29,885 --> 01:14:31,682 Is it a church? 1260 01:14:32,277 --> 01:14:32,717 Go! 1261 01:14:33,344 --> 01:14:36,200 Could you take a picture of me with those glasses? 1262 01:14:36,507 --> 01:14:38,211 - Get in here. Stop. - Yes... 1263 01:14:39,086 --> 01:14:41,964 - Don't move. Don't move! - OK, sure! 1264 01:14:44,799 --> 01:14:45,295 Yeah? 1265 01:14:45,557 --> 01:14:49,098 Vermillot? It's Roger Morzini. Yes, Morzini. In person. 1266 01:14:49,489 --> 01:14:51,224 Morzini. Track him! 1267 01:14:51,440 --> 01:14:52,935 Don't bother, Vermillot! 1268 01:14:52,937 --> 01:14:55,549 I won't be long. Anne-Marie Prossant is with me. 1269 01:14:55,551 --> 01:14:56,630 That's impossible! 1270 01:14:56,632 --> 01:14:58,017 I'll put her on. 1271 01:14:58,019 --> 01:14:58,738 Quickly! 1272 01:15:00,521 --> 01:15:03,532 Hello? Yes! I'm with Morzini! It's awesome! 1273 01:15:03,656 --> 01:15:04,977 Impossible! The security team... 1274 01:15:04,979 --> 01:15:07,699 is useless! I have her. She's here. She's here! 1275 01:15:09,148 --> 01:15:10,056 So go tell daddy... 1276 01:15:10,889 --> 01:15:13,744 to start counting the money. In small bills. 1277 01:15:18,611 --> 01:15:20,630 - Are you Morzini? - Yeah that's me, why? 1278 01:15:20,828 --> 01:15:23,422 - Your face changed. - The old one was too successful. 1279 01:15:24,510 --> 01:15:25,600 I'll tie you up. 1280 01:15:26,057 --> 01:15:26,560 No! 1281 01:15:31,399 --> 01:15:33,037 There. That's better, isn't it? 1282 01:15:38,420 --> 01:15:39,937 Back at the car wash? 1283 01:15:41,257 --> 01:15:42,326 They piss me off. 1284 01:15:59,137 --> 01:16:00,341 What are they doing? 1285 01:16:05,580 --> 01:16:07,696 - You see that? - Yes, yes... 1286 01:16:08,612 --> 01:16:10,523 Oh shit! Stop it, will you! 1287 01:16:11,642 --> 01:16:12,916 Where's the thingie? 1288 01:16:13,859 --> 01:16:14,609 Stop! 1289 01:16:17,041 --> 01:16:20,561 Vermillot here. Verify Miss Prossant's location at once! 1290 01:16:20,563 --> 01:16:23,842 But sir, Miss Prossant is here... right under our eyes! 1291 01:16:23,844 --> 01:16:26,759 Don't argue, dammit! Morzini says he has her! 1292 01:16:26,761 --> 01:16:27,844 Jesus...! 1293 01:16:32,440 --> 01:16:33,883 - Cl�ment! - What...! 1294 01:16:33,885 --> 01:16:36,115 - Where is she?! - How should I know! 1295 01:16:36,207 --> 01:16:38,960 What... what are you doing? 1296 01:16:39,331 --> 01:16:40,675 Ouch, watch it asshole! 1297 01:16:41,475 --> 01:16:43,359 What did you do with Miss Prossant? 1298 01:16:43,361 --> 01:16:47,040 Nothing! I'm waiting for her. I didn't kill Miss Prossant! 1299 01:16:47,042 --> 01:16:48,779 - Waiting? - Yeah, can't you see! 1300 01:16:48,781 --> 01:16:50,951 - Keep calm. - I am calm! 1301 01:16:51,293 --> 01:16:54,561 Did I upset you? Dunno why, but you seem a little bit tense. 1302 01:16:54,563 --> 01:16:56,161 You seem a bit tense! 1303 01:16:58,747 --> 01:16:59,705 Spit it out! 1304 01:16:59,877 --> 01:17:03,647 Careful! According to article 420.17, I am entitled to... 1305 01:17:03,649 --> 01:17:04,782 You're entitled to that! 1306 01:17:04,784 --> 01:17:07,375 The Criminal Code doesn't allow that either! 1307 01:17:07,377 --> 01:17:08,756 We're making things worse, boss! 1308 01:17:09,369 --> 01:17:11,947 Facilitating an abduction, that's 20 years! 1309 01:17:12,056 --> 01:17:13,985 Says the same Criminal Code! 1310 01:17:14,218 --> 01:17:17,174 - But I'm innocent! - Shall we jog your memory? 1311 01:17:17,291 --> 01:17:18,074 Masher! 1312 01:17:18,076 --> 01:17:18,856 You called? 1313 01:17:18,858 --> 01:17:20,302 No later, later... 1314 01:17:20,304 --> 01:17:21,264 Who's that? 1315 01:17:21,266 --> 01:17:23,442 Masher. Once he's done, you're mashed potatoes. 1316 01:17:23,642 --> 01:17:25,599 He can explode your liver without a trace... 1317 01:17:25,601 --> 01:17:26,454 outside that is. 1318 01:17:26,456 --> 01:17:27,556 Like a pork pie: 1319 01:17:27,656 --> 01:17:30,260 All neat and clean outside, but inside you're all chopped up! 1320 01:17:30,527 --> 01:17:33,032 - He's the king of internal bleeding! - Really? 1321 01:17:33,034 --> 01:17:36,671 Believe us, dear Mr Cl�ment, we would all regret if this were necessary. 1322 01:17:36,988 --> 01:17:39,051 Especially me, Mr Director! 1323 01:17:39,712 --> 01:17:44,388 It's only a joke. A friend of mine pretends to be Morzini, that's all! 1324 01:17:45,480 --> 01:17:46,582 Speak up, Cl�ment. 1325 01:17:47,280 --> 01:17:48,605 Your father was a hero. 1326 01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:50,242 We will take that into account. 1327 01:17:50,705 --> 01:17:51,849 - Yes... - So. 1328 01:17:52,155 --> 01:17:54,508 Morzini and the Prossant girl: 1329 01:17:54,738 --> 01:17:55,727 Where are they? 1330 01:17:56,064 --> 01:17:57,863 I don't know... I don't know. 1331 01:17:59,995 --> 01:18:00,935 I don't know... 1332 01:18:02,212 --> 01:18:03,440 Hello, daddy Prossant. 1333 01:18:04,144 --> 01:18:07,886 The place I am sending this from is impossible to locate. 1334 01:18:08,120 --> 01:18:10,376 In front of me, sitting quietly... 1335 01:18:10,378 --> 01:18:13,119 is your daughter... Marie-Anne. 1336 01:18:13,482 --> 01:18:16,867 Usually she uses the cameras to scoff at me... 1337 01:18:16,869 --> 01:18:19,114 but not this time. She's quiet. Discreet. 1338 01:18:19,243 --> 01:18:20,641 She spews no insults. 1339 01:18:21,818 --> 01:18:23,536 You said impotent? 1340 01:18:24,082 --> 01:18:25,197 Homosexual? 1341 01:18:25,692 --> 01:18:28,659 Don't worry daddy, I won't rape her. That's not my style. 1342 01:18:28,924 --> 01:18:31,800 Besides, Morzini doesn't rape! He seduces! 1343 01:18:31,802 --> 01:18:33,618 What talent! You should be an actor! 1344 01:18:33,824 --> 01:18:37,247 I put a miniature emitter in his jacket. It reaches 1 km. [1000 yards] 1345 01:18:37,249 --> 01:18:39,439 With that, you can easily follow him. 1346 01:18:40,068 --> 01:18:43,193 - And he'll lead us to Morzini! - Leave him to me, Mr Director... 1347 01:18:43,195 --> 01:18:45,277 ... Masher will make him talk! 1348 01:18:45,260 --> 01:18:47,869 Make sure he'll escape! But if you lose him... 1349 01:18:52,788 --> 01:18:55,001 - Not too upset? - I'm fine... 1350 01:18:55,074 --> 01:18:58,049 - We'll continue later. - Oh? 1351 01:18:58,229 --> 01:19:00,983 Gentlemen, let's grant Mr Cl�ment some rest. 1352 01:19:01,565 --> 01:19:02,780 He'll need it. 1353 01:19:03,268 --> 01:19:05,742 Especially if Masher questions him! 1354 01:19:07,311 --> 01:19:08,260 Hey... 1355 01:19:36,837 --> 01:19:37,613 The door! 1356 01:20:25,538 --> 01:20:27,115 Here's company, Cl�ment! 1357 01:20:30,627 --> 01:20:31,964 - Did they question you? - Yes. 1358 01:20:32,366 --> 01:20:34,416 - Did Masher question you? - No. 1359 01:20:34,789 --> 01:20:36,210 Then you weren't really questioned. 1360 01:20:36,440 --> 01:20:39,049 - I'm scared! I'm so scared! - Don't be... 1361 01:20:39,419 --> 01:20:42,483 No! No! Don't let him take me! Help! 1362 01:20:42,643 --> 01:20:44,074 Mommy! Help! 1363 01:20:44,873 --> 01:20:45,473 Help! 1364 01:20:47,302 --> 01:20:51,580 Leave me! Leave me! I can't take it! 1365 01:21:25,999 --> 01:21:29,394 Alright, gentlemen. Now that Masher is warmed up... 1366 01:21:29,396 --> 01:21:30,775 we'll take care of Cl�ment! 1367 01:21:31,360 --> 01:21:34,082 It's too horrible. Get outta here! 1368 01:21:34,264 --> 01:21:36,778 - Yes... - While you can! 1369 01:22:13,153 --> 01:22:17,377 The Prossant Affair is getting more complicated, after this latest news: 1370 01:22:17,379 --> 01:22:18,568 After the arrest... 1371 01:22:18,570 --> 01:22:21,798 and escape of trainee officer Michel Cl�ment, 1372 01:22:21,992 --> 01:22:25,719 Roger Morzini, or the person pretending to be him, 1373 01:22:25,960 --> 01:22:29,078 has provided us with a magnetic tape, a video tape. 1374 01:22:29,080 --> 01:22:30,689 The quality is not very good... 1375 01:22:30,691 --> 01:22:34,637 but we decided to broadcast this exclusive document. Watch. 1376 01:22:35,080 --> 01:22:35,928 Listen, daddy... 1377 01:22:36,676 --> 01:22:39,560 You'd like your little girl back soon? 1378 01:22:40,097 --> 01:22:42,366 Without having to glue her back together... 1379 01:22:42,696 --> 01:22:44,301 an ear over here... 1380 01:22:44,738 --> 01:22:46,760 a finger over there... right? 1381 01:22:47,114 --> 01:22:48,526 Then listen carefully: 1382 01:22:48,718 --> 01:22:51,858 I want one billion. In small bills. 1383 01:22:52,242 --> 01:22:54,486 - I repeat, one billion... - Alright. 1384 01:22:54,760 --> 01:22:56,559 - in small bills. - Let's negotiate. 1385 01:23:19,528 --> 01:23:20,840 Hey, Daddy-O! 1386 01:23:21,600 --> 01:23:23,711 Would you please cut off your thing? 1387 01:23:23,915 --> 01:23:25,429 Is something hanging out? 1388 01:23:25,573 --> 01:23:27,187 No, but you disrupt me. 1389 01:23:27,880 --> 01:23:30,520 - Is that me making that noise? - Come closer, you'll see. 1390 01:23:37,732 --> 01:23:38,209 See? 1391 01:23:39,220 --> 01:23:41,822 It's not me... What the...! 1392 01:23:42,773 --> 01:23:43,888 What could be...? 1393 01:23:44,160 --> 01:23:45,833 Something... oh! 1394 01:23:50,266 --> 01:23:53,126 I know what that is... I know it. 1395 01:23:54,478 --> 01:23:56,277 I know what that is. 1396 01:23:56,279 --> 01:23:57,189 What? 1397 01:24:03,277 --> 01:24:04,600 Watch out! OK? 1398 01:24:05,764 --> 01:24:06,873 Hello, Michel? 1399 01:24:07,307 --> 01:24:08,496 No, his father! 1400 01:24:08,687 --> 01:24:09,440 Jules...? 1401 01:24:09,515 --> 01:24:10,228 Himself. 1402 01:24:11,120 --> 01:24:12,506 I need to see you tomorrow. 1403 01:24:12,640 --> 01:24:13,613 But where? 1404 01:24:13,719 --> 01:24:14,599 As usual! 1405 01:24:17,040 --> 01:24:18,670 - Jules, is that his father? - Yes. 1406 01:24:18,812 --> 01:24:20,061 Are you separated? 1407 01:24:20,386 --> 01:24:21,395 These 20 years! 1408 01:24:25,280 --> 01:24:26,675 He entered a building. 1409 01:24:27,231 --> 01:24:28,983 28, Cemetary boulevard. 1410 01:24:35,388 --> 01:24:37,024 Paging unit one! Unit one! 1411 01:24:37,026 --> 01:24:38,440 Lock down the neighborhood. 1412 01:24:42,093 --> 01:24:43,349 Hey... hey! 1413 01:24:44,641 --> 01:24:45,710 Whatcha doin'? 1414 01:24:47,123 --> 01:24:50,949 I'm tossing it... it's old fashioned, the girls laugh at me! 1415 01:24:50,951 --> 01:24:52,866 I don't care about girls! Gimme that! 1416 01:24:52,868 --> 01:24:54,058 - You want it? - Yeah I do! 1417 01:24:54,060 --> 01:24:56,528 You can have it if you want... you want it all? 1418 01:24:56,530 --> 01:24:58,009 Yeah, give it all! 1419 01:24:59,766 --> 01:25:00,915 Thank you! 1420 01:25:08,440 --> 01:25:11,046 Careful... he's coming out. 1421 01:25:12,131 --> 01:25:13,246 He has a caddie. 1422 01:25:13,941 --> 01:25:15,795 And a hat on his head. Looks like a bum. 1423 01:25:15,797 --> 01:25:17,502 - We really underestimated that guy. - Yeah! 1424 01:25:18,037 --> 01:25:19,256 A bum... he's not stupid. 1425 01:25:19,375 --> 01:25:21,521 No. But we're not stupid either! 1426 01:25:21,721 --> 01:25:23,995 We won't lose you, buddy. Step on it! 1427 01:25:24,322 --> 01:25:26,313 My poor Jules, if you only knew! 1428 01:25:26,882 --> 01:25:29,063 Your own son is suspected by the police! 1429 01:25:29,499 --> 01:25:30,915 Hunted... 1430 01:25:32,453 --> 01:25:35,410 You're lucky! You're free of troubles, wherever you are. 1431 01:25:35,474 --> 01:25:36,230 I'm here! 1432 01:25:36,518 --> 01:25:37,781 Yes I know that! 1433 01:25:39,240 --> 01:25:40,364 I am in here! 1434 01:25:40,736 --> 01:25:43,657 Jules...! Is that you? 1435 01:25:43,830 --> 01:25:44,548 No... 1436 01:25:45,587 --> 01:25:47,002 Mom, it's Michel! 1437 01:25:47,244 --> 01:25:48,982 What are you doing here, Michel? 1438 01:25:49,244 --> 01:25:50,757 I'm playing dead! 1439 01:25:50,993 --> 01:25:53,348 - Here...? - Well, it's appropriate! 1440 01:25:53,972 --> 01:25:55,336 Oh my God...! 1441 01:25:55,840 --> 01:25:57,592 - Check behind you. - Yes. 1442 01:25:57,594 --> 01:26:00,000 Knowing them, I'm sure they trailed you! 1443 01:26:00,044 --> 01:26:02,230 Yes! But they're far. 1444 01:26:02,553 --> 01:26:05,147 Michel... you need something? 1445 01:26:05,610 --> 01:26:08,895 Not much... I have no food, and I'm in my undies! 1446 01:26:09,092 --> 01:26:10,380 Other than that, I'm fine! 1447 01:26:10,760 --> 01:26:13,853 Don't worry my darling. Mommy will take care of it! 1448 01:26:22,119 --> 01:26:23,999 That makes 27 trash cans... 1449 01:26:24,145 --> 01:26:26,442 And his third box of wine! 1450 01:26:27,046 --> 01:26:28,384 He's overdoing it. 1451 01:26:42,025 --> 01:26:44,920 Michel? I informed your buddies, they you found a car. 1452 01:26:45,130 --> 01:26:48,655 - Oh, great! - They await you tonight in Pierre's garage. 1453 01:26:49,760 --> 01:26:53,253 You see? I put some ham there, and the sausage you like so much! 1454 01:26:54,912 --> 01:26:56,265 Is there anything to drink? 1455 01:26:56,267 --> 01:26:58,460 Sure! Mommy thought of everything. 1456 01:26:59,925 --> 01:27:01,016 Here, it's wine. 1457 01:27:03,537 --> 01:27:05,607 Your disguise is in the wreath. 1458 01:27:05,831 --> 01:27:08,299 They won't recognize you. 1459 01:27:12,379 --> 01:27:13,528 Indeed...! 1460 01:27:41,280 --> 01:27:42,427 Hello girls! 1461 01:27:44,685 --> 01:27:46,357 Stop laughing, you got the car? 1462 01:27:46,961 --> 01:27:47,707 Let's scram! 1463 01:27:48,002 --> 01:27:50,046 - You're wearing that dress? - No, you will! 1464 01:27:50,972 --> 01:27:54,892 Knock knock, we're in, hello, she's happy, she won the main prize... 1465 01:27:54,894 --> 01:27:58,024 of the soap contest, yes Ma'am, and she's coming with us... 1466 01:27:58,033 --> 01:28:00,456 hop, in the Citro�n, and off to the radio studio... 1467 01:28:00,458 --> 01:28:06,198 it's a stupid contest maybe, but here we go anyway, close the lid, goodnight. 1468 01:28:17,734 --> 01:28:20,671 You know, you won't miss a single finger very much... 1469 01:28:22,040 --> 01:28:23,293 especially the pinky. 1470 01:28:28,446 --> 01:28:30,656 Don't struggle, it will only hurt more. 1471 01:28:30,834 --> 01:28:32,195 Don't struggle. 1472 01:28:33,036 --> 01:28:37,665 The Prossant Affair is decidedly rich in developments, I have just received... 1473 01:28:37,667 --> 01:28:41,711 a telegram from the French Associated Press, with this stunning news: 1474 01:28:41,950 --> 01:28:47,441 The mother of Roger Morzini, the gangster who abducted Marie-Anne Prossant... 1475 01:28:47,596 --> 01:28:50,829 his mother, then, has just been abducted in turn. 1476 01:28:50,973 --> 01:28:55,846 Her kidnappers demand the immediate release of the media mogul's daughter. 1477 01:28:55,999 --> 01:28:56,870 Shit! 1478 01:28:57,264 --> 01:29:00,012 - You won't hurt my kid? - 'Course not. 1479 01:29:00,784 --> 01:29:03,892 And don't alert the cops, neither! Because they shoot first... 1480 01:29:04,062 --> 01:29:05,754 and say "hands up" after! 1481 01:29:06,960 --> 01:29:09,296 Because I care about my... my kid. 1482 01:29:09,962 --> 01:29:12,681 Even though he made me cry a lot. 1483 01:29:13,247 --> 01:29:15,824 Don't go complaining to the police, we would look pretty stupid! 1484 01:29:16,461 --> 01:29:17,291 Well then... 1485 01:29:17,965 --> 01:29:20,798 I may have an idea... but I'm not completely sure...! 1486 01:29:21,174 --> 01:29:23,369 Tell us anyway, we'll see... 1487 01:29:25,192 --> 01:29:27,854 - Get ready, we're outta here! - I'm ready. 1488 01:29:28,261 --> 01:29:29,489 Don't yank my chain! 1489 01:29:29,886 --> 01:29:32,354 I bet it's the cops who nabbed your mother. 1490 01:29:32,883 --> 01:29:34,396 They can't! It's illegal! 1491 01:29:38,716 --> 01:29:40,303 Morzini...! 1492 01:29:41,280 --> 01:29:42,532 What are you doing here? 1493 01:29:42,794 --> 01:29:45,500 Your mommy sends you a big kiss! 1494 01:29:45,623 --> 01:29:46,783 What, YOU got my mom?! 1495 01:29:47,030 --> 01:29:49,636 Yeah with some buddies, so you would behave! 1496 01:29:49,638 --> 01:29:52,319 Hey Michel, I have a proposition for you! 1497 01:29:52,618 --> 01:29:53,446 I got an idea! 1498 01:29:53,448 --> 01:29:56,410 I have one proposition for you. Only one! 1499 01:29:56,805 --> 01:29:59,484 You let Marie-Anne go, that's all! 1500 01:29:59,636 --> 01:30:01,458 Let go of one billion, are you nuts! 1501 01:30:01,965 --> 01:30:04,764 Let's split fifty-fifty! Half a billion each! 1502 01:30:05,150 --> 01:30:06,374 No thanks! 1503 01:30:06,961 --> 01:30:09,307 You let her go, or I come to get her! 1504 01:30:09,382 --> 01:30:11,073 I will never let her go, you hear! 1505 01:30:11,418 --> 01:30:12,663 NEVER! 1506 01:30:13,369 --> 01:30:14,363 We'll see! 1507 01:30:15,009 --> 01:30:15,952 Never! 1508 01:30:16,304 --> 01:30:18,605 Here. You still know how to drive it? 1509 01:30:18,705 --> 01:30:20,271 It's like riding a bike! You can't forget. 1510 01:30:24,400 --> 01:30:28,652 What the... are you completely nuts?! Stop it or I'll shoot! I'm warning you! 1511 01:30:28,852 --> 01:30:30,252 Think of your mother! 1512 01:30:30,482 --> 01:30:32,952 Screw my mother! I'm warning you, I'll shoot! 1513 01:30:34,191 --> 01:30:36,283 Stop it, I say! 1514 01:30:39,601 --> 01:30:41,990 Not the car! The car! 1515 01:30:49,370 --> 01:30:51,008 He's gone completely cuckoo! 1516 01:30:52,004 --> 01:30:52,993 He's nuts! 1517 01:31:00,213 --> 01:31:01,646 God damn it! 1518 01:31:12,798 --> 01:31:14,257 Michel! Stop it! 1519 01:31:14,350 --> 01:31:16,952 Yeah yeah... think of your mother! 1520 01:31:17,385 --> 01:31:19,182 You son of a bitch! 1521 01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:29,197 Here go the stairs... I took your stairs! 1522 01:31:29,929 --> 01:31:31,328 I don't believe it! 1523 01:31:32,107 --> 01:31:34,796 And after the stairs, the facade! 1524 01:31:37,872 --> 01:31:39,043 Oops, sorry... 1525 01:31:39,167 --> 01:31:40,955 Michel...! 1526 01:31:41,092 --> 01:31:41,995 And now... 1527 01:31:46,220 --> 01:31:47,151 Michel, ouch! 1528 01:31:47,251 --> 01:31:49,023 Leave us alone! 1529 01:31:49,123 --> 01:31:50,198 Hold on, I'm coming! 1530 01:31:50,463 --> 01:31:52,848 Now the other window! 1531 01:31:53,442 --> 01:31:56,121 Dangerous, innit? Now the wall... 1532 01:32:05,240 --> 01:32:06,970 Take cover! 1533 01:32:06,985 --> 01:32:09,153 Michel, I'm to the left! 1534 01:32:09,155 --> 01:32:10,253 You can't do that! 1535 01:32:10,353 --> 01:32:11,712 Here I come! 1536 01:32:12,570 --> 01:32:15,549 He's completely crazy! How do I get down? 1537 01:32:15,666 --> 01:32:17,786 Sorry buddy, you shoud've thought of that before! 1538 01:32:20,600 --> 01:32:22,660 Michel! To the left! 1539 01:32:22,740 --> 01:32:26,103 Come here! Come over here, he has gone completely mad! 1540 01:32:26,256 --> 01:32:26,941 Come here! 1541 01:32:28,385 --> 01:32:30,597 He lost his marbles! 1542 01:32:31,163 --> 01:32:32,240 Almost there! 1543 01:32:38,276 --> 01:32:39,848 Watch out, there...! 1544 01:32:41,836 --> 01:32:43,333 No! Come on, stop it! 1545 01:32:48,637 --> 01:32:50,879 I should never trust idiots! 1546 01:32:57,840 --> 01:32:59,114 You alright? Eh? 1547 01:33:04,080 --> 01:33:04,751 So? 1548 01:33:06,440 --> 01:33:07,793 I'm done! 1549 01:33:08,222 --> 01:33:10,241 Is there anything you can't do? 1550 01:33:11,520 --> 01:33:14,512 Well... I did what I could, that's all... 1551 01:33:14,900 --> 01:33:16,617 Michel, you asshole! 1552 01:33:16,717 --> 01:33:18,484 Yeah yeah, you're right! 1553 01:33:18,584 --> 01:33:20,312 You know he tried to cut off my pinkie? 1554 01:33:20,412 --> 01:33:21,994 That's annoying, for the ears... 1555 01:33:22,094 --> 01:33:26,095 Come back! I'll give you the billion! You can have it! 1556 01:33:26,097 --> 01:33:28,147 Don't worry, I'm fine... 1557 01:33:28,200 --> 01:33:30,236 Would you mind cutting me free? 1558 01:33:30,280 --> 01:33:31,396 Shall I take you back? 1559 01:33:31,496 --> 01:33:34,032 No! Hey, I know a little restaurant... 1560 01:33:34,034 --> 01:33:36,033 Let's drink a little Sancerre! Michel! 1561 01:34:09,201 --> 01:34:13,144 Would you mind parking it for me? I'm in a little bit of a hurry... 1562 01:34:19,857 --> 01:34:21,015 - Ma'am... - Sir? 1563 01:34:21,017 --> 01:34:22,026 Do you have any rooms left? 1564 01:34:22,028 --> 01:34:24,247 Certainly sir, for how many days? 1565 01:34:24,249 --> 01:34:28,673 - It's just for an hour... alright, maybe two. - Yes... 1566 01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:32,535 Hello? 1567 01:34:32,730 --> 01:34:34,167 Hello, Mr Prossant? 1568 01:34:34,318 --> 01:34:34,757 Yes? 1569 01:34:34,759 --> 01:34:37,024 Hello, how's the ransom money coming along? 1570 01:34:37,326 --> 01:34:39,538 Everything's here. In small bills. 1571 01:34:39,613 --> 01:34:41,010 Good, good... 1572 01:34:41,135 --> 01:34:43,481 Where's my daughter? I want to hear my daughter. 1573 01:34:43,603 --> 01:34:46,040 Right-o! He wants to talk... 1574 01:34:47,523 --> 01:34:49,514 Oh please, don't hurt her. 1575 01:34:50,729 --> 01:34:51,878 You are torturing her! 1576 01:34:51,988 --> 01:34:53,023 I'm guarding her. 1577 01:34:54,187 --> 01:34:55,954 About the ransom... where's the exchange? 1578 01:34:55,956 --> 01:34:57,536 At your place. It's the easiest. 1579 01:34:57,538 --> 01:34:58,380 What, here?! 1580 01:34:58,382 --> 01:34:58,882 Yep. 1581 01:34:59,173 --> 01:35:00,817 Miss Prossant thinks it's best. 1582 01:35:00,880 --> 01:35:03,173 Right. Catch you later, Daddy-O! 1583 01:35:03,598 --> 01:35:05,765 Don't worry, I'll take care of it. 1584 01:35:05,767 --> 01:35:06,755 Bye, Daddy-O. 1585 01:35:10,640 --> 01:35:11,516 Here... 1586 01:35:21,920 --> 01:35:23,592 How many sugars in your tea? 1587 01:36:52,208 --> 01:36:53,208 Subtitles written by Smarties 115350