All language subtitles for I.Am.Married.But.S01E12.2025.1080p.NF.RGzsRutracker_Track5

Hello? How can I help you?

Lu.

It's me.

You'll reach voicemail;
charges start after the beep.

You'll reach voicemail;
charges start after the beep.

Where have you been?

Honey. Sorry, my…

My phone died.

Where have you been?

I…

somehow fell asleep

at my colleague's.

Which colleague?

Lu.

Why did you go to her place?

I just wanted to escort her home.

The clients pressured her

to drink at our dinner.

I thought it was a bad idea,
so I drank them for her.

You drank her drinks?

You don't drink,

yet you helped her?

Sorry. I didn't mean to,
but they kept pressuring her.

I didn't know what to do,

so I drank her drinks.

Why did you sleep at her place?

I know it sounds weird, but I was…

I was dizzy
after drinking too much, and then…

And then…

Somehow…

I just felt asleep.

But I swear that nothing happened.

I slept on the floor.
I came home as soon as I woke up.

I swear I didn't do anything stupid.

Please trust me. I didn't do anything.

For real, please trust me.

Honey.

I…

Mind if I shower?

Why do you need to?

I smell terrible right now.

And we…

should get ready for work.

QIANG: MEETING AT 9:00 AM

Never ever…

Never ever…

Never ever check his phone.

If you see something unexpected,

that very moment

will haunt you forever

and you'll never trust anyone again.

You're lucky if you find proof.

If you don't find proof,
but still suspect he's having an affair,

that's the scariest part.

Then you're doomed.

Whenever he answers a call
or checks his message,

it'll look suspicious.

If he didn't cross the line,
don't push him away.

Damn, then he might just actually run off
with someone else.

Are you talking about yourself?

Yeah.

That's how I made my ex-wife run off.

But Xue-you is as innocent as Snow White.

He wouldn't cheat.

But Snow White was tricked.
The witch could kill him.

How could Lu be the witch?

She seems harmless.

The harmless ones are the most dangerous.

Honey, you…

I didn't know you were meeting me here.

It's nothing special.

I was thinking

we haven't been out to eat in a long time.

What would you like to eat?

- No clue.
- Senpai…

- Let's see.
- Then…

Honey.

Let's check out a restaurant nearby.

All right.

Let's go.

Hello?

No, I'm not sleeping. Wait a second.

Really?

RAIN: WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET?

SUNNY: IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU.

THANKS FOR CHATTING WITH ME.

BUT LET'S SAY GOODBYE HERE.

I take it back.

Actually I want to meet you.

Let's meet.

SUNNY: I'M WAITING FOR YOU
INSIDE THE RESTAURANT.

Are you Mr. Chen?

It's all arranged.

This way, please.

Can I take your order, please?

Sorry, I have to leave now.

"SOUL MATE"

WANT TO MEET?

THANKS FOR CHATTING WITH ME.

LET'S SAY GOODBYE HERE.

Can I take your order, please?

Sorry.

Honey, what do you want?

Sorry, we need a bit more time.

Thanks.

Did you try to date Sunny for casual sex?

How is that possible? I knew it was you.

You knew?
Nonsense, how would you know it was me?

You left you phone at home the other day,

and I accidentally…

SOUL MATE: HI SUNNY, LOOKING FOR

A SOULMATE MATCH FOR YOU!

The client asked us to download it.

I didn't mean to date anyone.

And you? Why did you download it?

I just wanted to know
what was on you mind.

Do you know why the divorce rate is high?

Because men only try hard before marriage.

After that, they think they scored.
Now they can take it easy.

But to women,

it's not a sprint,

but a marathon.

The end is still a long way off.

If you don't even try
and I'm the only one running,

why should I stay married?

Do you mean you want a divorce?

That's why…

I've been trying harder.

Honey.

It's late, let's go home.

Honey.

Honey.

To save more money,

I'll cancel all my life insurance
and investments.

My dad will lend us money
if it isn't enough.

I'll tell Mom.

Wait.

Let me tell her.

It turns out that a person you hate
can also be lovable.

Honestly, I don't care
if we move out or not.

I just feel fine

staying here.

But if moving out makes you happy,

then let's move out.

Great!

When your uncle pays you back,

we'll move.

Once my uncle pays, we'll move.

In a lifetime, you'll like many people,

but

you'll love only one.

You are the best.

Okay.

Don't cry…

If you have a helpful partner,

having a baby isn't such a bad idea.

Don't waste time waiting.

You have to at least try.

What makes you so sure?

I have faith in us.

Now I have mixed feelings.

Somehow, this is touching,

but I also want to hit you.

Why'd you say no
when I asked if you were married?

You lied about camping.

I… just didn't want to give myself away.

You never thought about coming clean?

I did, but in a subtle way.

When?

Love's easy,

harmony is tough.

See? I dropped a hint.

What do you mean?

A Jacky Xue-you Cheung song.

That isn't his song.

But it is.

"Love's easy, harmony's tough"
is not the song's name.

It's "Love's tough."

Is that right?

Wait.

How did you get
the app to match us as soulmates?

That was as easy as pie.

I just checked all
your ideal partner types in the app.

SELECT TRAITS

"Please select your traits."

Traits.

"What traits do you want in a soulmate?"

- Humorous.
- Humorous.

- Great talker.
- Great talker.

- Expressive.
- Expressive.

- Independent.
- Independent.

"Please select your interests."

"What interests
do you hope your soulmate has?"

- Travel.
- Travel.

- Movies. Books.
- Movies. Books.

- Camping.
- Camping.

Well, you played it smart.

It was easy.

It doesn't use data analysis.
You just select all the options you like.

A better design would include
a psychological test to reveal your true

personality and character.

The questions should be carefully crafted
so people can't cheat like we did.

Is that right?

So…

What about you?

You…

Why did you ask Rain out?

Did you want to do…

with Rain?

Do what?

I knew it was you. Okay?

How?

- I looked at your phone.
- What?

You're quite good at it
chatting like it's nothing for so long.

- You looked at my phone?
- What? Did you forget?

You were drunk and stayed at Lu's.
It's hard to believe you two did nothing.

We really did nothing.

And Lu was not drunk at all.

She wasn't drunk?

Then why did you escort her home?

Why did your shirt smell like her perfume?

- Smell like her perfume?
- Yeah.

- You mean my scooter shirt?
- Yes.

Honey, that was because…

She spilled coffee on herself at work,

so I let her use my shirt.

She took it home to wash it.
That's why it smells like her perfume.

Honey, wait. I know it sounds weird.

But believe me,

I didn't do anything stupid with Lu.

You are so sweet.

You gave her your shirt.
You escorted her home…

You might as well take her kid to school!

Honey, no.

I didn't do anything stupid with Lu.

Really, nothing happened.

Honey.

It's not what you think.

Not what I think? Then how was it?

Tell me.

Excuse me.

This is the last call for orders.

I'm sorry.

Honey, sorry.

Should we order something?

Order your ass! I'm leaving.

Honey.

Honey!

Honey!

Zeng Xue-you.

It's okay if you guys did it.

Please just tell me.

Say something!
You being quiet pisses me off.

No, honey.

Something's off.

Rain's usually chatty and bold.
What's up with you?

That was on the internet,

not face-to-face.

So?

Do you mean you don't want to see my face?

No, honey.

Right. Whatever you want.

Don't follow me.

Honey.

Don't follow me!

SUNNY: I'M GONE NOW.

SUNNY: CAN YOU TELL ME THE TRUTH NOW?

WHAT HAPPENED EXACTLY?

On that day,

Lu and I left together and shared a cab.

In the cab,

Lu told me something.

Senpai.

Your phone's ringing.

Senpai.

I've been holding back my crush on you.

Every day I see you…

I try hard to convince myself

that I don't like you.

I never liked you.

I've been trying so hard tell myself

that I can't have feelings for you.

But,

that's not easy.

What should I do?

What should I do?

Senpai.

We're at my place. Please wake up.

Don't fall asleep again.

Let me know when you get home.

Bye, Senpai.

Bye.

Excuse me,

please make a U-turn.

Go back to the last stop.

Senpai, I'm sorry.

I only have juice in the fridge.

Want some water instead?

I'm good, thank you.

I'll get you some water.

Lu, wait.

Um…

You said I'm a responsible

and skilled person, but I…

Thank you for the praise.

But honestly,

I'm not as great as you think.

I…

I snore in my sleep.

I…

I leave the bathroom door open.

If my wife argues with my mom,

I'll pretend I have to work late

just to avoid going home.

I'm far from perfect.

If I gave you that impression, I…

I apologize.

I might have some tea in the kitchen.
Let me check.

I think…

I'll never meet anyone quite like you…

but I'll try to find someone even better.

Thank you, Senpai.

THANK YOU? SCREW YOU.

SO YOU WENT TO HER PLACE
JUST TO TURN HER DOWN?

YEAH.

WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO IN THE FIRST PLACE?

I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SAY IT
WITHOUT PISSING YOU OFF.

ARE YOU PISSED OFF?

I NEVER WANTED TO DATE ANYONE ELSE.

I ONLY LOVE YOU.

You make me sick.

You sure can text anything.

Have you ever played truth or dare?

Nope.

Never?

Rock, paper, scissors.

Truth.

Are you serious?

Come on, ask away.

Then…

Are you still mad at me?

Are you sure?
Why don't you ask me something else?

Take the opportunity.

I just want to know.

I'm not mad now.

What for?

You turned her down,

and she accepted it.

She's a wise girl.
She deserves a pat on the back.

Keep your distance and don't be too nice,
or she might misinterpret you.

That's what leads to office romances.

You've been chatting with Rain.

Do you like him?

I think he is nice.

Blame my husband.

He spent three years saying empty words
about moving out.

When you said divorce, did you mean it?

One question at a time.
You have to win to ask another one.

Dare.

Are you sure?

Truth will be easier.

I'm a mean person.

No you're not, honey.

Dare.

Confess your love to the restaurant owner.
Blow him a kiss too.

Come on. You asked for it.

I'll look weird.

- You chose this.
- Nope.

What?

Hurry up.

Nope.

Are you backing out? I'll divorce you.

Come on.

Sir.

Hello, sir.

Sir, um…

The food is really good today.

I like you very much.

Thank you.

What?

That'd be weird.

Sir.

I'm sorry.

Excuse me. I need a restroom break.

Sit down.

Come on.

Again?

Pretty!

Place them around your face.

Hold your face.

Look at me.

Look to your right.

Come on.

I don't want to.

Choose truth then,
or beat me at rock, paper, scissors.

Come on.

- Rock, paper, scissors.
- You're very unlucky today.

Truth, then.

Finally.

I'll let you ask me this one. Ask away.

Did you really want to divorce me?

Some of the times you pissed me off,

I did want a divorce.

But if I had done it,

I think you would've cried like a baby,
so I didn't.

Really?

Is there anything you want me to improve?

Just…

try not to get angry easily.

No, I really don't know what to say
when you're angry at me.

Putting pizza in the fridge
without a cover?

I'm supposed to be angry!

There wasn't enough room the other day.

Don't blow up all at once.
Start with small emotions.

And don't hit me.

All right.

I'll start with small emotions.

Please share your true feelings with me.

It's okay
if you want to text me your thoughts.

One more question.

Why did you marry me?

You have no idea?

I didn't tell you?

No, you didn't.

Do you remember
the first time you stayed at my place?

We planned to dine out and watch a movie,
but you got tied up with work.

The client wanted a new cut.

I worked hard to deliver it.
I totally forgot you were at my place.

Stop nudging me! I'm working on it.

Are you trying to drive me mad?

It's not an instant rice roll.
This takes time.

This is the à la carte menu.
You have to wait.

Fuck!

I haven't taken out the trash
in two weeks.

I'm running out of toilet paper.

I'm running out of sanitary pads.

I'm screwed!

I waste my life revising all these cuts.
Yeah, keep doing this to me.

I have nothing better to do.

This clip is fucking crap.

Finally!

Screw them!

Do you want to eat something?

I forgot you were here.

Have you eaten?

Yeah, I ate something already.

Have you been watching TV?
Why is it on mute?

You were working.
I didn't want to distract you.

I threw out your trash too.

And…

Your bought me toilet paper?

Yeah.

And…

And that thingy.

What?

That thingy.

Hard drive?

- No.
- A 5T hard drive?

- No, it's…
- A bare disk?

- No.
- An external hard drive case?

I didn't know what model you use,
so I bought them all.

What "model"?

Nobody says that.

That was the moment I knew
that I wanted to marry you.

I love you for who you are,

and I appreciate
that you let me be myself.

You didn't try to change me.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Are you okay?

Do you ever think that

if I had driven here
a second earlier or later…

We might have missed each other.

Why did you go by Rain?

Because it was raining when I met you.

Was it?

Then why did you go by Sunny?

Because it was sunny when we met.

Was it?

Wait.

Wait.

Do you remember the granny
that we saw on the street?

She rode her scooter in the rain,
wearing a swimsuit.

I remember. It was impressive.

That was so cool.

Three, two, one!

Honey, are you serious?

The so-called "one"

may not meet all your ideal requirements…

Right away.

Domestic violence?

You two might not chat all day long…

Honey!

…but they love the real you.

They don't give up easily,

even when the journey gets tough.

I'm waiting.

Okay.

I got your favorite peanuts.

Here. Have some while they're warm.

I also got some leaflets.
Maybe they'll want to take a look at them.

DOWNTOWN APARTMENT

The price and the princess

lived happily ever after.

Left or right?

Right or left?

Right or left?

Right or left? Let's turn right.

- You just said right!
- Didn't you say left?

- How is that even possible?
- It's okay. Wait for me over there.

Even the ice at the North Pole is melting,

so nothing lasts forever.

Let's go.

Yeah.

What would you like to eat later?

I'd like to eat…

I'm a bit embarrassed to say it.

"Embarrassed" isn't in your vocabulary.

I'd like to eat at…

this place.

How about a rice roll with shrimp?

I actually want a burger.

Sure.