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Why are you wrapped in a towel?
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I forgot my underwear.
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Are you naked?
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You have broccoli on your head.
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- You're too much! How could you hit me?
- You were even worse.
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It took you all day to clean up the table
and you never washed the dishes.
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You didn't ask me to.
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Are you a soldier
that can only follow exact orders?
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How'd you know to buy toys
when I didn't ask you?
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You didn't even clean up
the soda you spilled.
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I didn't see it.
If I had, I would've cleaned it.
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You didn't see it?
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And no one puts pizza
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straight into the fridge.
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That's gross!
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The box was too big.
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You could use a plate.
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The fridge is too full.
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And you could just tell me.
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Why did you hit me?
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Why didn't you mention
that it's our anniversary today?
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I knew you'd forget.
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You forget every year.
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You said you wanted to watch a movie.
I rushed to shower, and then what?
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I thought you remembered.
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It's not like that.
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You know
I don't like the ritual of anniversaries.
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Just remind me next time.
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It's really weird.
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You can forget your underwear
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but remember our anniversary?
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I have yearly reminders set on Google.
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That's not romantic.
Can you make it sound more romantic?
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Honey,
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how can I be romantic?
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You always forget. How can I be romantic?
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Okay.
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Sorry.
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It was my bad.
It bad of me to act like that.
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- I shouldn't have hit you with pizza.
- Or with any food!
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Okay, listen.
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I, Lin I-ling, swear
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I won't hit Mr. Zeng with pizza
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or any other food anymore.
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Sorry!
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Thanks to my no-underwear,
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and very talented hubby.
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Wake up, Xiu Yan, don't leave me.
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Why are you crying?
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If I die one day,
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would you remarry?
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Why the weird question?
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Of course not!
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Don't be fooled by movies.
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Only movie characters stay single.
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In real life, 99.9% remarry.
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I don't want to.
Getting married is a hassle.
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You could make it easy.
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There's no need for a banquet,
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or wedding photos.
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- Just sign the license.
- I don't want to.
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Why?
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Remarrying won't make me happier.
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Oh really?
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Why's that?
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Because I just want to be married to you.
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I should ask you
if you want to move too, right?
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So,
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do you want to move?
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Honestly, I don't care
if we move out or not.
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I just feel fine
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staying here.
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But if moving out makes you happy,
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then let's move out.
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Okay.
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When your uncle pays you back,
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we'll move.
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- Once my uncle pays, we'll move.
- Promise?
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Promise.
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Break your promise
and you'll lose the pecker.
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Can I lose something other than my pecker?
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Such as?
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I'm not sure.
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But I just think it'd be nice to…
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keep my pecker.
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Yeah?
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Yes, honey.
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Is that right?
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Yes.
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You sure?
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Babe, what are you up to?
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Guess!
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Wait!
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Babe, wait!
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Wait!
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Come on.
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- Wait!
- Come on.
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Babe, wait!
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You're on me, babe.
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Move down a bit, please.
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- You-you?
-
Shit!
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Move!
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You-you.
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Move!
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Mom.
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Why are you back so soon?
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Auntie's fine now.
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There was nothing I could do,
so I came back early.
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What's up with the light?
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I'm not sure.
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Maybe it got scared.
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LOVE IS EASY,
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HARMONY IS TOUGH.
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Hey, Mr. Wang!
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- Excuse me.
- Senpai.
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Why didn't they send someone
who can handle this?
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- Sorry.
- What a waste of time.
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- Sorry.
- Sorry.
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- It's okay.
- Sorry, Director.
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They're fixing it.
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- Sorry, but thanks for coming.
- No worries.
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You'll be able to handle this soon.
So, the machine won't turn on?
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The indicator light's fine,
so it's not a hard drive issue,
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but the machine keeps beeping.
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Let's listen to the sounds it's making.
One, then three, then one short beeps.
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For Phoenix, one short beep
followed by three or four short beeps
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means it's a memory issue.
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I'm impressed by how you nail it
just by the sound.
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You'll get it if you keep practicing.
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Each brand makes different sounds.
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You can take notes.
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Award makes a long "beep" sound
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AMI is like…
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If it's eight short beeps…
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- then it's a graphics card issue.
- Okay.
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Do you want to go pick up Shu first?
I can handle things here.
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It's alright.
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My mom's been helping out recently.
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This is my job.
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- I can't let you do all the work.
- No worries.
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Let's find the issue now,
swap in a new memory, then run a test.
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It'll take about 20 minutes.
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Alright.
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I'll tell them.
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Wait.
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I'll leave this to you.
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- I'll do the talking.
- Alright.
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Your company's process sucks.
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It's been down for a long time,
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and you sent someone unprofessional.
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It was fine during the test,
now there are tons of issues.
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What exactly needs replacing?
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Sorry, we need to swap the memory.
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How long will it take?
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Twenty minutes.
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Twenty minutes?
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Sorry.
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You've wasted a whole fucking day.
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How can I explain this
to the director team?
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I'm really sorry.
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What the heck?
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Sorry, Mr. Wang. I'm really sorry.
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Sorry, within 20 minutes,
I believe we can fix this.
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Sorry.
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Where should I massage?
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Between the thumb and index finger.
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- You do it so well.
- This is the acupuncture point.
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Press here to relieve headaches
and shoulder pain.
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Will you massage my hand
if I say I can't breathe well?
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- If you're having trouble breathing, here.
- Your hands feel so strong.
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It feels so good!
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What do you think this is, a deli?
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Listen.
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People nowadays are complicated.
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Be careful when making friends.
Many girls just love to have fun.
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It's hard to find a girl as good
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as my daughter.
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Listen, my daughter teaches
at a nursery school.
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She's pretty great!
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- Thank you.
- I want go home.
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Sure, I'll take you home.
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Hey, little man. This is for you.
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Bye.
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Stop by our place sometime!
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- Sure.
- Bye.
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Don't talk in a baby voice.
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Last time was awkward. Sorry!
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I'm here to pay you back.
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Thank you.
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No worries.
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This is green tea.
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- Do you want some?
- Yeah, thanks!
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How's that wound?
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It's fine. It's healed now.
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I hope it'll heal quickly.
Take care of it.
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Why are you being shy?
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You're not a girl, you're a married woman!
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That teacher…
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at the nursery school…
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She is great.
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The women in the neighborhood
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are more eager than I am
to find me a match.
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Aren't dating apps all the rage now?
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You should give one a try.
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There's this dating app that recently
went viral. It's called Soul Mate.
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Have you heard of it?
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Are you using it?
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I met a girl on there.
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She has a unique point of view.
I had a great chat with her.
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But…
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What?
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Well…
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she's already married,
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so I'll just be pen pals with my soulmate.
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- What do you talk about?
- A lot of things.
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Sometimes we talk about movies.
Sometimes about marriage.
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- Married?
- Not yet.
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You?
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Married.
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Do you like movies?
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We recently talked about prose.
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About prose?
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"When you meet the one among the millions,
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when amid millions of years,
across the borderless wastes of time,
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you happen to catch him or her,
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neither a step too early
nor a step too late…"
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When you meet the one, seize the moment.
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Once lost,
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it's gone.
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What?
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Nothing.
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I have to go.
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Bye.
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It still won't open?
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Strange, they fixed it this morning.
It's broken again?
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{\an8}The power's out?
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Watch out for the cables.
Don't move yet. Wait.
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Careful, here.
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- Are you alright?
- Yeah.
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- Thanks.
- Let's go outside.
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Watch out for the ramp.
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It's dark outside. The power's out.
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- I'll go check.
- Check the computer?
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The power's out. It's dark outside.
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"Kaohsiung power plant failure
causes nationwide outages."
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He writes using Zhuyin.
247
00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:07,208
So, what now?
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I guess we wait.
249
00:14:15,666 --> 00:14:17,083
Is it stuck?
250
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:20,666
It derailed this morning
Now I'm not sure what's wrong.
251
00:14:22,666 --> 00:14:25,583
Is it dangerous if you push it?
252
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Are you in a hurry?
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No.
254
00:14:33,791 --> 00:14:36,208
It's a blackout.
Everywhere else is dark anyway.
255
00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:38,416
Hold on.
256
00:14:47,166 --> 00:14:49,125
How did you come up with this?
257
00:14:49,208 --> 00:14:52,083
I learned survival skills
when I went camping.
258
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But honestly,
259
00:14:53,333 --> 00:14:54,791
this is all I know.
260
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No signal.
261
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No power.
262
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No signal.
263
00:15:18,416 --> 00:15:20,208
This feels like a doomsday movie,
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like zombies are out there.
265
00:15:22,541 --> 00:15:24,916
Good thing the door's stuck. We're safe.
266
00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:27,791
Good thing we have drinks.
We won't die of thirst.
267
00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:29,125
Good thing we have food.
268
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Sweet and savory too.
269
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Perfect.
270
00:15:32,916 --> 00:15:35,958
Too bad it's a bit hot now.
271
00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:45,000
You can stick this
on the back of your neck to cool down.
272
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You've reached the voicemail of…
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Not going through?
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No.
275
00:16:25,041 --> 00:16:26,916
Is Shu alright?
276
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My place has power.
277
00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:30,416
He's doing homework.
278
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:32,333
Great.
279
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,041
Lu…
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Come with me.
281
00:16:58,416 --> 00:16:59,708
Look at all the stars!
282
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There's no light pollution.
283
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:17,000
Have you always
been into computers, Senpai?
284
00:17:18,541 --> 00:17:19,375
I…
285
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,000
I majored in Chinese.
286
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Chinese?
287
00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:23,916
Yeah.
288
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,125
That's so impressive!
289
00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:26,041
Impressive?
290
00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:27,791
Why?
291
00:17:28,958 --> 00:17:32,500
My mom thought it was a good idea
for me to be a Chinese teacher.
292
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That's why I majored in Chinese.
293
00:17:36,541 --> 00:17:38,333
How did you learn to fix computers?
294
00:17:38,416 --> 00:17:40,583
One of my roommates
studied electrical engineering.
295
00:17:40,666 --> 00:17:42,666
He liked a junior in our faculty.
296
00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:47,125
I said, "Teach me how to fix computers.
I'll write your love letters."
297
00:17:47,708 --> 00:17:49,916
I copied a lot of Eileen Chang
and Xu Zhi-mo's works.
298
00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:52,750
Shu writes love letters, too.
299
00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:54,083
Really?
300
00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:55,208
To whom?
301
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,833
To the girls in his class.
302
00:17:56,916 --> 00:17:58,250
He writes with Zhuyin.
303
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"You're as pretty as this flower."
304
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:03,708
Then he drew
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00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,333
a flower beside it
306
00:18:05,416 --> 00:18:06,583
and wrote,
307
00:18:06,666 --> 00:18:08,458
"To my wife, I love you."
308
00:18:08,916 --> 00:18:10,208
He has a wife already?
309
00:18:10,291 --> 00:18:11,333
Yeah.
310
00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,166
It makes me sad as a mom.
311
00:18:14,166 --> 00:18:16,333
He said he'd marry me the other day,
312
00:18:16,416 --> 00:18:18,333
but then got a wife right away.
313
00:18:18,666 --> 00:18:19,916
He's growing up so fast.
314
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:21,666
At this rate,
315
00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:25,291
you'll have a grandchild by the time
Shu finishes nursery school.
316
00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:28,958
He'll soon say,
317
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,083
"Mom,
318
00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:31,333
leave me alone."
319
00:18:32,291 --> 00:18:34,958
I'm gonna be a lonely old lady soon.
320
00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:36,416
Come on.
321
00:18:36,791 --> 00:18:38,083
You won't be alone.
322
00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:39,041
You're so kind.
323
00:18:40,083 --> 00:18:41,958
You'll find someone soon.
324
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:45,083
You think so?
325
00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:15,875
I won again.
326
00:19:15,958 --> 00:19:17,333
You suck.
327
00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:18,541
No way. One more game.
328
00:19:36,416 --> 00:19:37,791
I really want ice water.
329
00:19:41,416 --> 00:19:43,625
I put it in the freezer
right after the power cut,
330
00:19:44,291 --> 00:19:45,958
so it's probably not that cold.
331
00:19:55,041 --> 00:19:56,416
Thanks.
332
00:20:04,541 --> 00:20:06,125
It's so quiet outside.
333
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:12,083
It feels like camping.
334
00:20:13,208 --> 00:20:17,708
- How many people usually camp with you?
- About three or four. All college friends.
335
00:20:17,791 --> 00:20:21,041
After everyone started working,
it got hard to find time to go again.
336
00:20:22,041 --> 00:20:24,708
Sometimes I go alone,
337
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:26,583
and when I see the stars,
338
00:20:27,208 --> 00:20:28,291
I think would be nice
339
00:20:29,916 --> 00:20:31,791
to share the moment with someone.
340
00:20:35,416 --> 00:20:37,833
Haven't you met anyone?
341
00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:41,125
I had a girlfriend.
We dated for three years.
342
00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:43,083
We planned to marry two years ago,
343
00:20:43,166 --> 00:20:45,083
but broke up during the preparations.
344
00:20:46,208 --> 00:20:47,708
What happened? Why?
345
00:20:48,291 --> 00:20:49,791
Maybe I wasn't good enough.
346
00:20:52,041 --> 00:20:55,375
My family sells bentos.
Her folks are both doctors.
347
00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:57,625
They had different views on weddings.
348
00:20:57,708 --> 00:21:02,166
My family wanted a local
Liushuixi banquet
feast. Hers preferred a hotel banquet.
349
00:21:02,791 --> 00:21:04,833
We fought a lot
350
00:21:04,916 --> 00:21:06,291
over small things.
351
00:21:06,916 --> 00:21:10,708
On the day of our
engagement photo shoot,
352
00:21:12,291 --> 00:21:14,000
she never showed up.
353
00:21:15,916 --> 00:21:17,541
And that was the end.
354
00:21:19,666 --> 00:21:23,833
So I decided to go work in Australia.
355
00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:27,166
I just wanted to exhaust myself,
so I couldn't think about it.
356
00:21:27,666 --> 00:21:29,458
It's not that you're not good enough.
357
00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:31,708
If she loved you,
358
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:35,166
a local feast or hotel banquet
wouldn't have mattered.
359
00:21:40,041 --> 00:21:42,500
So, why did you open a pharmacy?
360
00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:44,875
This has been my dream since high school.
361
00:21:44,958 --> 00:21:46,458
I think
362
00:21:46,541 --> 00:21:52,791
it's pretty cool
to help heal people's pain.
363
00:21:53,291 --> 00:21:55,541
You should thank your ex-fiancée,
364
00:21:56,291 --> 00:22:00,208
because not getting married back then
gave you the chance to chase your dream.
365
00:22:01,291 --> 00:22:03,458
Sometimes when bad things happen,
366
00:22:03,541 --> 00:22:05,125
I think maybe
367
00:22:05,208 --> 00:22:06,916
it's for the best later.
368
00:22:07,916 --> 00:22:09,041
Right.
369
00:22:10,083 --> 00:22:11,791
I should thank her
370
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,541
for backing out before the wedding.
371
00:22:16,458 --> 00:22:18,333
That's how I ended up meeting you here.
372
00:22:26,166 --> 00:22:27,791
I just won again.
373
00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:30,541
Why do I always win?
374
00:22:32,083 --> 00:22:35,291
Then I guess I'll need you
to stay and play with me until I win.
375
00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:41,000
Let's go. One more round.
376
00:22:48,041 --> 00:22:49,083
You go first.
377
00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:57,958
Marriage is the most irrational contract…
378
00:22:58,750 --> 00:23:00,833
It's one signature to last a lifetime.
379
00:23:01,333 --> 00:23:03,125
But how is it possible
380
00:23:03,208 --> 00:23:05,708
to not to feel attracted to others
for 50 or 60 years?
381
00:23:08,958 --> 00:23:11,125
"When you meet the one among the millions,
382
00:23:11,208 --> 00:23:13,833
when amid millions of years,
across the borderless wastes of time,
383
00:23:15,208 --> 00:23:16,583
you happen to catch him or her,
384
00:23:16,666 --> 00:23:18,458
neither a step too early
nor a step too late,
385
00:23:19,416 --> 00:23:22,208
what else is there to do except
to ask softly: "So you're here, too?"
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