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Move forward a bit.
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Here. Want me to go further?
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Zeng Xue-you.
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Bring it back to me!
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What?
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What?
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Move forward a bit.
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Move your butt forward.
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Sorry.
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How did I end up with you?
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Ready?
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Yep.
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Hold on tight!
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TO SUNNY: MAYBE IT'S NOT ABOUT
WHO'S FASTER OR SLOWER.
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MAYBE YOU'RE GOING DIFFERENT PLACES.
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Time to clock out!
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Time to clock out.
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Time to clock out.
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Bye, everyone.
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Bye, A-chi. Bye.
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Bye.
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Work is done.
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Wives often wonder
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why their husbands work overtime.
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The answer is actually simple.
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It's because…they just don't want to go home.
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{\an8}SPACIOUS AND BEAUTIFUL THREE-BEDROOM HOUSE
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THE KING OF BUILDING BLOCKS
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I'll leave this to you.
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Sorry, I have to go pick up my kid.
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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Bye.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Bye.
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Are you working overtime today?
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Yeah,
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that's rare.
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Don't you usually eat at home?
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My wife is mad at me.
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Mad about what?
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She's mad mom won't let us move out.
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Not only is your wife upset,
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- but your mom is upset too.
- Oh no!
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Awesome!
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Everyone,
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my wife took our daughter to her mother's.
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Congratulations!
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Lu, is your son at Healthy Daycare?
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- Yep.
- Awesome!
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The stir-fry place next door
to the daycare is great, everyone!
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Everyone,
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this is a great moment.
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- Boss.
- Here.
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Here are your beers.
Tell me if you want more.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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Hey.
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How long is your wife visiting her mom?
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Three days.
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Three days.
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Let's celebrate!
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Shu,
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I'll drink juice with you.
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Don't any of you like to go home?
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It's not that I don't like going home,
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but sometimes after working all day,
I just want to collapse on the couch.
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My wife will say,
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"Baby, will you check the kids' homework?"
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"I've been talking business all day.
Can I just rest at home?"
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"Let me rest." But then she gets upset.
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"I also have to work. I'm tired too."
Blah, blah, blah.
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Yeah. Everyone knows you're tired.
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Right?
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We are tired, too.
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- Yeah.
- Right?
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Do clothes need to be washed every day?
The dishes can wait.
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Listen to this. My wife says
dirty dishes attract cockroaches.
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- Right.
- Then I won't wait until tomorrow.
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But I can rest for a bit first.
It's not like I'm not helping.
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"Just wait a second."
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Never!
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If my wife hears "wait a second…"
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What do you talk about at home?
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What can we talk about?
We say the same few words every day.
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"Did you buy dinner? Pick up the kid?"
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"Did you pay the mortgage?
Take out the trash?"
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Every day's the same thing.
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Seriously, the same few sentences.
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What about A-chi?
He leaves as soon as work ends.
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He's different.
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No.
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- Before he picks up his kid…
- He waits three hours.
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Three hours?
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He waits in the car to kill time.
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What does he do in there?
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Nothing really. He sleeps,
plays games, watches the NBA…
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He seems more at home in his car.
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You know how his desk is super messy?
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He piles up a lot of trash,
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but his car is super clean.
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He also has an air purifier in it.
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And he even uses essential oils.
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He loves his car more than his wife.
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Hey,
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what about your wife?
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Yeah.
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She…
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She scolds me sometimes.
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But I think
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it's scarier when she's quiet.
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I'm drinking from a glass.
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Trust me,
when I peed just now, I sat down.
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I took a shower this morning.
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Why get so worked up about it?
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Why should she be mad?
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I just didn't notice.
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Right?
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Right?
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Let's cheers!
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Right?
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Yeah.
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Be careful next time, okay?
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Look carefully. Check next time.
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Alright, it's fine.
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Let's drink.
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But women work long hours like men,
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and then handle the kids and housework.
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It's exhausting.
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No.
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- Actually, this is a social issue.
- True.
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Women can say they're tired,
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or that they have cramps,
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or they feel moody.
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But guys can't complain.
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We're expected to bear
the weight of responsibility.
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Women are usually loud,
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but cry when something happens
and expect us men to fix it.
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In fights, we have to apologize,
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even when it's not our fault, or we risk
an argument that lasts all night.
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Please, no.
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She brings up old stuff to scold me.
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It's exhausting.
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We men
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are taught to endure pain.
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Since childhood, we've been taught
that men do not shed tears.
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But sometimes, I just want to cry.
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We're mentally tired too.
At home, I just want to slack off.
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- It's not too much to ask!
- It's not too much to ask!
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All right. Let's drink.
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Cheers!
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- Let's drink.
- Cheers!
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Cheers!
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Eat shit!
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Men love to make excuses
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for being lazy
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and stupid.
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Men intentionally mess things up
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to irritate you, so you have to intervene.
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Jerks.
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Don't be angry.
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Forgive them.
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Men are slow to mature.
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They mature at 40.
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I don't think they're mature even at 40.
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That's because
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they start aging quickly.
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After everyone sings "Happy Birthday"
on their 40th birthday,
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they immediately start aging.
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They're only mature for one day?
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No, dear, I'm telling you
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there's no perfect partner.
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Good men are raised.
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It's like teaching a dog.
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You throw him a piece of meat,
then say "shake."
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Throw him more,
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say "shake."
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Look. That's his reflex.
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Right?
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He eventually connects meat
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with "shake."
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Then he understands what you mean.
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I gave him meat alright.
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What else does he want?
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If he wants me to do tricks,
we need to move out first.
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For you, moving out is freedom, but
for him, it's disrespecting his parents.
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Think about him, okay?
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Disrespectful my ass!
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He says it's respect, but he
just enjoys being babied by his mom.
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If you move out, you'll become his mom.
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I want to move out
and help him become independent.
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But when we're living at home,
anything I do is stopped by his mom.
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He's lived at home for 30-plus years.
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Asking him to move out
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is like forcing him to cut ties.
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You're forcing him
to choose you and his mom.
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Could you choose?
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That's so reasonable… Not!
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I'm not asking him to never see his mom.
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After moving out,
he can still go home whenever he wants.
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I want a divorce.
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Divorce.
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Divorce.
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Those who threaten divorce every day
never do it.
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What are you doing here?
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Drinking.
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- You have no wine at home?
- No 10k wine at home.
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10,000 TWD?
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This bottle costs 10,000?
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Who bought it?
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I got it from a vendor.
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Does he like you?
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Yeah.
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Ugh.
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I've tried not to smile at him.
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Lucky you!
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Breakfast with a secret admirer.
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Bus rides with strangers
that flirt with you…
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You're a man magnet!
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Chi, if I were you,
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I would date a guy
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with every zodiac
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and every star signs.
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No.
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Dating is so troublesome.
Debating on restaurants takes forever.
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If he wants something I don't,
I still have to go along.
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Then I pay for food I don't even want.
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It's such a bad deal.
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Food should be something you crave.
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Not sure why she's talking about food,
but what she said is inspiring.
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She's happy every day!
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What are you doing here?
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Drinking wine worth 10,000 TWD.
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Don't you have any friends?
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I have friends, okay!
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I have a friend who fucking loves whining.
She does whatever she wants.
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If her husband weren't so nice,
he would've killed her by now.
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To clarify,
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who does whatever they want?
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Says the one who wanted
to take home a bathtub she found.
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There you go
bringing up college stuff again!
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It would've come in handy
as a great movie prop.
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- Riding a moped with a bathtub?
- We could've put it on our heads.
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It's dangerous.
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You two were friends in college?
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They also dated.
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Did you make out?
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We never did that.
We broke up after a week.
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A week? It was more than a month.
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Thirty-seven days!
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Really?
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Thirty-seven days?
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How could I be that nice?
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So you two…
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So lame!
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Thirty-seven days without… It was so sad.
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No.
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We didn't party or drink.
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I'm coming straight home.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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I catch the bus there.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Let's go home now.
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Let's go play on the slide!
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Shu.
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Has it been a month since you joined us?
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One month exactly.
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So far so good?
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I still have a lot to learn.
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Sorry for clocking out
immediately every day.
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No worries.
I know you need to pick up Shu.
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Thank you.
273
00:15:03,666 --> 00:15:05,000
Can I ask you a question?
274
00:15:08,291 --> 00:15:09,541
Here it goes.
275
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:13,166
Are you…
276
00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:15,416
divorced?
277
00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:20,125
I never got married.
278
00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:24,583
Sorry.
279
00:15:30,791 --> 00:15:33,458
After I graduated from college,
280
00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:36,333
and I came to Taipei
with Shu's dad to find a job.
281
00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:39,916
only to find that
I was pregnant when I got the job.
282
00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:44,791
I wanted to marry and kept the baby,
but he wasn't ready.
283
00:15:45,041 --> 00:15:50,333
He kept asking me to get an abortion,
and we argued a lot.
284
00:15:51,416 --> 00:15:53,541
One day, when I came home,
285
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,916
all his stuff was gone.
286
00:15:56,541 --> 00:15:58,333
He just left.
287
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:00,333
He didn't say anything.
288
00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:06,541
Did…
289
00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:09,791
Did he know you had baby Shu?
290
00:16:13,416 --> 00:16:14,500
But
291
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:17,166
he never showed up.
292
00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:23,000
Later, I found out that…
293
00:16:26,916 --> 00:16:29,666
he got married soon after he left.
294
00:16:33,708 --> 00:16:35,458
Once, Shu asked me,
295
00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:39,708
"Why don't I have a dad?"
296
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:42,541
"Is it because I'm bad?"
297
00:16:48,666 --> 00:16:49,958
Sometimes,
298
00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:53,541
seeing other families together
makes me sad.
299
00:16:59,166 --> 00:17:01,333
Did I make the wrong choice?
300
00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:05,458
I didn't give Shu a full family.
301
00:17:25,416 --> 00:17:27,083
I'm being emotional.
302
00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:29,583
I'm sorry.
303
00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:32,458
Sorry, I couldn't find any tissue.
304
00:17:41,541 --> 00:17:42,666
What about you?
305
00:17:43,541 --> 00:17:45,375
Don't you want kids?
306
00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:46,541
Me?
307
00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:51,625
I really do.
308
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:56,208
But my wife…
309
00:17:56,791 --> 00:17:58,041
doesn't want kids.
310
00:17:58,666 --> 00:18:01,041
Before marriage,
I knew she didn't want them.
311
00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:03,916
But,
312
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:07,041
I've always wondered if
313
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:10,083
she'd change her mind later.
314
00:18:10,541 --> 00:18:11,833
She hasn't?
315
00:18:15,791 --> 00:18:16,750
No.
316
00:18:34,916 --> 00:18:35,750
What is this?
317
00:18:35,833 --> 00:18:36,666
Is this for me?
318
00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:38,125
Mom, I want to marry you.
319
00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:39,458
You want to marry me?
320
00:18:39,666 --> 00:18:41,958
Yes, I want to marry Mommy.
321
00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:45,750
But I want to date someone else.
322
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,208
You'll have your own wife.
323
00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:50,833
I'll divorce her first.
324
00:18:52,958 --> 00:18:54,916
Are you done playing? Ready to go home?
325
00:19:01,166 --> 00:19:03,250
- I'm going to catch you.
- I'm right here.
326
00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:07,375
I'm going to catch you.
327
00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:09,166
Your son runs so fast.
328
00:19:12,708 --> 00:19:14,041
Where are you?
329
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:15,375
Gotcha!
330
00:19:16,541 --> 00:19:17,375
Gotcha!
331
00:19:18,208 --> 00:19:19,041
Gotcha!
332
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:20,333
Gotcha!
333
00:19:20,416 --> 00:19:21,250
Gotcha!
334
00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:35,041
Give me your umbrella.
335
00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:39,125
Thank you.
336
00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:40,083
Okay.
337
00:19:44,541 --> 00:19:46,500
- I'll hold it.
- It's fine. I can manage.
338
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,291
Do you need a ride?
339
00:20:02,666 --> 00:20:03,833
No need.
340
00:20:03,916 --> 00:20:06,166
Go to sleep now.
341
00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:07,583
I'm going to sleep.
342
00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:08,500
Me too.
343
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,250
You should go home.
344
00:20:10,625 --> 00:20:11,625
I will.
345
00:20:11,708 --> 00:20:12,541
Good night.
346
00:20:12,833 --> 00:20:13,958
Good night.
347
00:20:14,041 --> 00:20:15,208
I am really tired.
348
00:20:15,291 --> 00:20:16,708
I am tired.
349
00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:47,708
IT'S NOT ABOUT WHO'S FASTER OR SLOWER.
MAYBE YOU'RE GOING DIFFERENT PLACES.
350
00:20:47,791 --> 00:20:50,750
Why would they head to different places?
351
00:20:57,708 --> 00:21:01,416
MAYBE NO ONE ASKED HIM
WHERE HE WANTS TO GO.
352
00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:12,458
Or maybe
353
00:21:12,541 --> 00:21:14,666
he changed his mind on the trip.
354
00:21:15,916 --> 00:21:17,625
Isn't that how travel works?
355
00:21:17,708 --> 00:21:21,083
After walking for a while,
you might want to go other places too.
356
00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:23,250
Then why didn't he say it?
357
00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:24,833
Maybe
358
00:21:24,916 --> 00:21:27,666
doesn't want to ruin a fun trip.
359
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,125
Where are you from?
360
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,041
Taipei.
361
00:21:35,041 --> 00:21:37,291
Maybe we'll meet someday.
362
00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:40,875
We might have
363
00:21:40,958 --> 00:21:43,250
met before.
364
00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:46,041
Like what Eileen Chang said about love.
365
00:21:48,833 --> 00:21:50,708
"When you meet the one
366
00:21:50,791 --> 00:21:52,791
among the millions,
367
00:21:53,166 --> 00:21:55,083
when amid millions of years,
368
00:21:55,166 --> 00:21:59,458
across the borderless wastes of time,
you happen to catch him or her,
369
00:21:59,541 --> 00:22:01,541
neither a step too early
370
00:22:02,041 --> 00:22:03,958
nor a step too late,
371
00:22:04,041 --> 00:22:05,875
what else is there to do
372
00:22:06,833 --> 00:22:08,541
except to ask softly,
373
00:22:11,541 --> 00:22:13,166
'So you're here, too?'"
374
00:22:15,666 --> 00:22:17,375
Why does it
375
00:22:17,458 --> 00:22:19,166
sound a bit sad?
376
00:22:19,666 --> 00:22:22,041
Because love is unpredictable.
377
00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:24,958
When you meet the one, seize the moment.
378
00:22:25,458 --> 00:22:26,833
Once lost,
379
00:22:26,916 --> 00:22:28,208
it's gone.
380
00:22:33,541 --> 00:22:35,333
We better not meet.
381
00:22:36,041 --> 00:22:37,291
Why?
382
00:22:37,916 --> 00:22:39,083
If we meet,
383
00:22:39,166 --> 00:22:40,458
you'll discover that
384
00:22:40,541 --> 00:22:42,125
I'm a blunt,
385
00:22:42,208 --> 00:22:44,041
wild person. Not mother material.
386
00:22:46,041 --> 00:22:47,458
You
387
00:22:47,541 --> 00:22:48,916
don't like kids?
388
00:22:52,041 --> 00:22:53,541
I have a sister,
389
00:22:53,916 --> 00:22:55,333
and two brothers.
390
00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:57,708
My family sells red tortoise cakes
391
00:22:57,791 --> 00:22:59,708
at the market.
392
00:22:59,791 --> 00:23:02,583
When I was young, my parents were busy.
393
00:23:02,666 --> 00:23:05,041
They didn't have time for us.
394
00:23:06,666 --> 00:23:09,666
I had to take care of my siblings.
395
00:23:12,666 --> 00:23:16,416
I've been a mom since I was ten.
I raised three kids.
396
00:23:18,666 --> 00:23:20,500
I feel like I've had enough.
397
00:23:47,291 --> 00:23:48,833
I don't want to eat veggies.
398
00:23:48,916 --> 00:23:51,833
Mom, my sister
isn't eating her veggies again.
399
00:23:51,916 --> 00:23:53,208
I don't want to eat veggies.
400
00:23:53,291 --> 00:23:54,125
Eat it!
401
00:23:54,208 --> 00:23:55,708
I don't want to eat veggies.
402
00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:58,583
Mom,
403
00:23:58,666 --> 00:24:01,458
my little brother
took his diaper off again!
404
00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:03,666
I don't want to eat veggies.
405
00:24:05,166 --> 00:24:06,416
Baby?
406
00:24:06,666 --> 00:24:07,833
Baby?
407
00:24:10,166 --> 00:24:12,708
Mom, the baby's gone!
408
00:24:13,291 --> 00:24:14,250
Mom.
409
00:24:14,833 --> 00:24:16,041
Mom, baby.
410
00:24:17,541 --> 00:24:20,583
Mom, I stepped in poop!
411
00:24:20,666 --> 00:24:21,666
Mom.
412
00:24:25,541 --> 00:24:27,166
What should we have for breakfast?
413
00:24:29,041 --> 00:24:30,916
It's morning already?
414
00:24:32,166 --> 00:24:33,000
Alright,
415
00:24:33,083 --> 00:24:35,166
I'll poop for you later.
416
00:24:36,125 --> 00:24:38,208
Can I borrow your motorcycle?
417
00:24:38,791 --> 00:24:40,250
Calm down.
418
00:24:40,333 --> 00:24:41,500
I told Xue-you
419
00:24:41,583 --> 00:24:43,041
you stayed here.
420
00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:46,333
I'm not worried about him,
I'm worried about his mother.
421
00:25:08,416 --> 00:25:10,666
Even in a million years, we won't meet,
422
00:25:11,833 --> 00:25:15,000
because I'm going to die today.
423
00:25:21,041 --> 00:25:22,166
Shit!
424
00:25:31,791 --> 00:25:32,708
Ms. Wu,
425
00:25:32,791 --> 00:25:34,541
I didn't see your son's wife today.
426
00:25:34,791 --> 00:25:36,541
She didn't come home yesterday.
427
00:25:36,833 --> 00:25:38,250
Really?
428
00:25:38,333 --> 00:25:39,208
Where did she stay?
429
00:25:39,291 --> 00:25:40,333
At her friend's.
430
00:25:40,416 --> 00:25:42,541
Why are young people so casual now?
431
00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:46,375
Ms. Wu, is her friend a guy or a girl?
432
00:25:46,958 --> 00:25:48,208
I didn't ask.
433
00:25:48,291 --> 00:25:50,541
It's young people stuff. Let's not gossip.
434
00:25:50,625 --> 00:25:53,333
Ms. Wu, you're too kind.
435
00:25:53,416 --> 00:25:55,083
That's why she's getting bossier.
436
00:25:55,166 --> 00:25:57,458
How can a married person
sleep away from home?
437
00:25:57,541 --> 00:25:58,583
Is this okay?
438
00:25:58,666 --> 00:26:01,583
Times are different now.
439
00:26:01,666 --> 00:26:04,083
Young people want their own lives.
440
00:26:04,166 --> 00:26:05,333
We must respect them.
441
00:26:05,416 --> 00:26:08,833
Don't mind, don't ask, don't nag.
442
00:26:08,916 --> 00:26:10,500
If you overreact,
443
00:26:10,583 --> 00:26:11,958
they'll be unhappy.
444
00:26:12,041 --> 00:26:13,125
But no one does that.
445
00:26:13,208 --> 00:26:14,875
- See you around.
- Okay.
446
00:26:16,291 --> 00:26:18,750
I heard she doesn't want kids.
447
00:26:18,833 --> 00:26:22,000
- She just wants to have fun.
- Her son is so pitiful.
448
00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:25,333
- Who are we talking about?
- Ms. Wu.
449
00:26:25,416 --> 00:26:28,750
- Her son's wife slept at someone's place.
- Yeah.
450
00:26:28,833 --> 00:26:31,583
Her son's wife
slept at someone else's place?
451
00:26:32,666 --> 00:26:35,458
You slept with people!
Your whole family slept with people!
452
00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:38,416
Is this her son's wife?
453
00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:39,333
Yeah.
454
00:26:43,708 --> 00:26:45,458
That's what she said.
455
00:26:49,666 --> 00:26:51,750
I'm doomed.
456
00:26:53,166 --> 00:26:55,791
I'm doomed.
457
00:26:56,875 --> 00:26:57,708
I'm doomed.
458
00:27:07,041 --> 00:27:08,125
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