All language subtitles for Ffolkes 1979_[English] (SUBRIP)

Timing underwater.

Speed underwater.

That is what half-hour
assignments are about.

Harris, are you
listening to me? Yes, sir.

Then bloody well look at me! Yes, sir.

Yesterday one man
completed the exercise...

precisely on time:

Me.

Today... you will all complete
the exercise precisely on time.

You'll arrive at your first marker in
exactly four and a half minutes from... now.

The second marker 30 seconds later.
Three... two... one.

Go!

That's better. Next time
we'll make it more difficult.

I shall expect to see
a considerable improvement...

on the timing of yesterday's
exercise, Harris.

Now, you be
a good girl, eh?

Did you hear me, Harris?
Yes, sir.

Mr. Fletcher has
a new job for us, then, sir?

Presumably.

Not this trip, Mary.

You'll be stayin'
at your club, as usual?

The committee voted to admit
females on the premises.

I resigned.

Will you
be gone long, sir?

A day, or... well...

maybe two.

Good-bye, Enoch.

I said not this trip.

Now, let me see.
Did I forget anything?

Yes, I bloody well did.

Remember, you are in
charge, Harris. Yes, sir.

And don't forget
to feed my cats.

Good morning, sir.
Good morning, Angus.

Madam.

This is a non-smoker,

which is the reason that I, and undoubtedly
this gentleman, selected this carriage.

This gentleman
happens to be my husband,

and he does not object
to me smoking.

Have you
a first-class ticket?

You're unusually dressed
for a ticket collector.

Aren't you going to clip it?

We will find a smoker.

A wise decision.

I can't change
a £20 note, gov'.

Oh.
Then we'll toss for it.

Call.
Heads.

Hmm, heads it is.
You're a lucky man. Good evening.

Bless your heart. What's it to be
this time? More broken pipelines?

Nothing so simple.
Oil production platforms.

Have you any idea how much they
cost? Oh, millions, I suppose.

Hundreds of millions. And there are
too many. We insure most of them.

The Navy and the Air Force aren't
big enough to keep their eyes on them.

So what do you want me
to do about it?

Work out what can be done
if one of them is hijacked.

Ah, don't the armed forces
have some ideas on that subject?

Undoubtedly, but an oil production
platform isn't a building or an aeroplane.

It's miles out to sea,
and you can't approach it...

without being seen or heard
unless you come from below.

Hmm. Only a... a man
of superior intellect...

is likely to think
of a satisfactory way...

of hijacking a platform
or a rig.

Exactly. Therefore, I must
put myself in his position...

and devise a means
of doing so.

And having done that,

I simply work out
how to overpower myself.

You think you can?
Have I ever let you down?

No.
I should think not.

Your apology is accepted.

Now, then, nothing is likely to happen, if
at all, until spring. The weather's too bad.

That gives me five months.

Should be ample time.

Will Mercia be joining us
for dinner?

I'm afraid not.

Pity.

Herring! Press Officer,
A.A.N.O, sir!

Hope you received
the cable.!

Permission to bring six gentlemen
of the press aboard!

Permission granted.

Bring your friends
onto the forecastle deck, Herring.

There's hot drinks and sandwiches
in the mess room.

Thank you very much, sir. Good of you
to have us aboard at such short notice.

I'm afraid you may be in
for a rough trip, gentlemen.

The weather forecast
is none too good.

As you know, we are dropping off some
spare parts at the drilling rig...

before we go on to
the production platform.

Oh, this is hospitality, Captain.
It's just what we needed.

Tell Mr. Magnussen we will
be casting off in five minutes.

Yes, sir.

Well, sir, if I could
introduce our guests.

This is Mr. Lew Bramer, shipping
correspondent of the New York Daily News.

Where do you see that?

No, that's Kramer,
not Bramer.

Oh, sorry, Mr. Kramer.
Typing error.

It's not like the New York office
to make a mistake like that.

- Harold Shulman.
- Boston Globe.

- Robert F. Ackerman, Dallas Herald.
- Howdy.

Art Webb, Washington Post.

Yes.
Mr. Eiji Tanakai...

and Mr. Saburo Yakamoto
of the Tokyo Trade Press.

- Domo.
- I don't know which of you gentlemen is which.

Yamamoto.
Tanakai.

Welcome aboard, gentlemen.
Enjoy your stay.

Now if you'll excuse me,
I must return to the bridge.

- Hold it, Skipper!
- What is it?

- I've spare parts for Jennifer.
- All right, get it unloaded, and hurry!

- Stand by engines, Mr. Stallemo.
- Stand by engines.

Start engines.

Cast off fore and aft.

- What's the verdict?
- It's okay. The two of you can visit the wheelhouse now.

Let's get to work.

Welcome to the wheelhouse,
gentlemen.

Don't worry that no one
is at the wheel.

First Officer Magnussen here will show
you how everything works,

including
the automatic steering.

We know all about it,
Captain.

What the hell
is going on here?

We're taking command. Nobody's gonna
get hurt if they do what they're told.

Now get over there.
You too.

He's dead.

Well, that was his decision.

Get down to the engine room!

Piece of cake.

You're wanted in the
wheelhouse. Now, move! What?

Get up! Up! Up!

Throw him over the side.

You will do nothing of the kind. He is
entitled to a decent Christian burial.

You wanna go with him?

How long before "ve"
get to route, Captain?

- In three hours.
- Tell Webb to start operations.

What do you think they're
going to do with us, sir?

Hold us as hostage, I suppose. How
much food do we have on board, Sanna?

- Enough for two weeks.
- You think we'll be held for that long?

Some hijackings
have gone on for a month.

We can't sit doing nothing! We do
exactly as Captain Olafsen orders to do...

and nothing more,
understand?

- Check your engines.
- You had better come too, Olsen.

I'll be at the end
of the corridor.

If anybody sticks their head out,
I'll blow it off.

Why don't you tell the skipper
what you've been doing...

for the last couple
of hours, Harold?

Well, I've been connecting this switch we
have here to a bomb we have in the hold,

so that anytime I want to I can
just blow this ship to kingdom come.

Of course, we'll all go up with it,
but that's one of the hazards, isn't it?

No risk, no gain.

This man is an expert
with explosives, Captain.

He's worked with demolition teams
all over the world.

So why don't you remind
what's left of your crew...

that unless they're contemplating a
premature visit to the great unknown,

the spare parts to Ruth will be
delivered in the usual way.

No problems. No trouble.

All right, remember now:

You have 30 seconds after you prime
the mines before they become live.

Touch 'em after that
and you're fish food.

Well, that went off
nicely.

We're now
in the happy position...

of not only being able to blow
ourselves out of the water,

but Ruth as well.

Don't rub it in, Harold.
The captain's got enough on his mind.

How long before we reach
the production platform?

Two hours.

That's an incredible
piece of work, Lew.

Well, she's the biggest ever built,
and the most expensive.

$2,000 million
and 615 personnel...

producing 300,000 barrels
of oil a day.

That's a lot of hair cream,
isn't it, Skipper?

What do you
want us to do?

Anchor in the usual place
and unload in the usual way.

Haven't you been
listening to me?

Are Eiji and Saburo ready?

You want to give your crew
another warning, Captain?

I have already
given my orders.

Yeah, well,
just to make me happy.

I am not in the business
of making terrorists happy.

We're not terrorists, Captain.
Terrorists are confused.

I don't follow
politics of any kind...

and I have no philosophies,
but I do know what I want.

How much longer, Captain?

We are almost finished.
That's good,

because we're
just about to begin.

Get me Mr. King on Jennifer,
please, Captain.

Esther calling Jennifer.

Yes, Olafsen.

I'm only gonna go
over this once, Mr. King,

so you just double-check that your tape
recorder is functioning properly, please.

Who is this?

Well, my name is Lew Kramer,

but don't bother having it
run through the computers,

because I lifted it
out of the Manhattan phone book,

and you guys have plenty to do without
wasting your time on nonessential activities.

May I speak to
Captain Olafsen, please?

I am the temporary captain
of this tub,

and you're gonna be taking your
orders from me for the time being.

The quicker you get it straight,
the shorter that time is gonna be.

So let's just play patty-cake
together and get this over with.

Remember, luck favors the man
with the most limpet mines,

and I've got
a bundle of them:

Two stuck to the underside
of the drilling rig Ruth...

and four planted
right under your ass...

on Jennifer.

Do I still have
your attention, King?

Just, uh, what is it
you want?

We want the British government,

which is listed as the primary
stockholder in both Ruth and Jennifer,

to pay us a ransom
£25 million...

in five different currencies:

Pounds sterling, U.S. Dollars, Japanese
yen, Swiss francs and German marks.

The money market
is so unstable these days.

Have you got that?

Yes, I've got it.
Is there anything else?

They have 24 hours, until 9:00
tomorrow night, to produce the cash.

If they don't
deliver it on time,

we will blow up Ruth.

Then they get another
four hours to think again.

If we still don't have the money,
down goes Jennifer,

all $2,000 million of her.

All right, Kramer, I'll pass on
your request to the authorities.

Pass it on to anyone
you like, but remember:

If anyone takes
any action against us,

everything goes up
immediately.

Ruth, Jennifer and every
damn person on board them.

Are you still there, King?

Yes, I'm still here.

Well, get to work. When you've
got some news, give us a call.

We're not going out
this evening.

How'd he react?

Good night.

Lord Privy Seal's office.

Mr. Tipping.

Yes, Lord Privy Seal here.
What is it?

Good God. Get me
the Prime Minister immediately.

Yes. Who are they? Lord Privy Seal
phoning the Prime Minister's office.

I took the liberty of briefing
one or two of those concerned.

Please be seated,
if you wish.

I need a whiskey,
Edward.

I read your resume
on the way over.

What sort of security do we have
that this can happen?

Keeping the North Sea secure is like
trying to keep a cornfield free of vermin.

You obviously have plans for dealing
with a situation like this.

We have Royal Marine commandos and S.A.S.
Units to deal with most kinds of hijacking,

but there's not much we can do
when there's a maniac at sea...

waiting to push a button
the moment he sniffs danger.

We can't get in close without
him seeing or hearing us.

That production platform
is the biggest ever built.

It produces 300,000 barrels
of oil a day.

Renewing it at today's prices would
be in the region of £15,000 million.

My God, that's a quarter
of the defense budget.

That does not include
the loss in oil revenue,

the cost of the drilling rig
nor the damage by pollution...

to the coastlines
and the fishing industry.

From the purely
financial point of view,

I'm afraid it would be better
to accept their terms.

Out of the question.

It's not only the maritime
economy that will suffer.

It will also prove
a disaster to Lloyd's.

They're covering the insurance?
Every penny.

You seem to have something
on your mind, Dennis.

Well, while the government could not
be seen to be paying off terrorists,

perhaps we could turn
a blind eye if Lloyd's did.

Prime Minister's office.

Apart from the financial point of view,
there are 697 people involved,

mostly British and American.

That had crossed my mind.

We could evacuate
the 71 men from Ruth.

It's too far away
for Esther to see anything.

Who is Ruth? It's a drilling
rig. It's serviced by Jennifer.

Jennifer is the production platform
that Sir Edward was talking about.

- Do that.
- What?

Evacuate Ruth.

Yes, Prime Minister.

- Yes, I see.
- Yes?

Norwegian fishing boat has just
picked up the dead body...

of the first officer
of the supply ship Esther.

He'd been shot.

I want a news blackout
on all of this.

Put out a "D" notice. I'll talk to the
editors later and explain what's happened.

Yes, Prime Minister.
It's an attractive idea...

to let Lloyd's
do our work for us.

I do not propose to allow a group of
murderers to hold the British nation to ransom.

Even so, Prime Minister, there's
no reason not to ask Lloyd's...

to give us
all the help they can.

I believe they have their own
negotiating team and, uh,

other means of help.

Well, talk to them.

Pick their brains.

Meanwhile, I want to know what
the service chiefs are doing...

and the Commissioner of Police,

and I want to know if any
of those wells can be sealed.

Good night.

Sexy Sanna around?

Hey, you look as good in the morning
as you do at night.

We should have breakfast together
sometime. What do you want?

Shut up!
I wasn't talkin' to you!

They want breakfast
up on the bridge.

When it's ready.
Now.

When it's ready.

We're gonna get along fine.

You gonna die on us?

Hmm, probably.

Sanna, what sort of poisons
do we have in the hospital?

Morphia. Colchicine.

But only the captain
has the key to that cupboard.

Will he let you have it? I
don't think he would agree to it.

Would you?

When I can see him,
I'll ask him.

Exercise completed...
to the second.

Harris!

You can turn
that camera off now.

Thank you very much,
Mr. Fletcher.

The men acting as sailors on the boat
were ffolkes' men too, I take it.

No, they were members
of a local judo club.

They've been trained to expect trouble
and to resist without restraint.

They'd been on board for
12 hours when the attack came.

Thank you. If you'll be good enough
to wait in Mr. Shaw's office.

This way, if you please.

It might work at night.

The uncanny thing is that this
was shot over a month ago.

He anticipated that an attempt might
be made by some kind of supply ship...

and he worked out
a method to take it.

What do you think, Admiral?

Personally, I don't care for the idea
of civilians attempting an operation...

which should be conducted
by the Royal Navy.

Well, do you have
a unit that prepared?

Not at the moment, but then
our budget wouldn't allow for...

As Defense Minister,
Mr. Dawnay, what do you think?

The men are superbly trained, but what do
we know about their morale under actual fire?

How much determination
have they?

They're all ex-Navy
or commando.

- I still don't like it.
- If just one of them were to be seen...

Well, that's the risk with any kind
of operation against terrorists.

What time is it?
9:00 a. m.

Only 12 hours left.

What did you say this man's name was,
Dennis? Uh, ffolkes, Prime Minister.

Two small F's.
Rufus Excalibur ffolkes.

I've taken the liberty
of putting him on alert.

Uh, just in case.

Stand by, Rainbow!

Four... three...

two... go!

Harris! Man standing forward!
Did you see him?

- Yes, sir! At 8-3 to the bow!
- Dawson, aft?

- Yes, sir!
- Ellis?

- My view's clear to the bow!
- Four, three, two, go!

Harris, man standing on ladder.!
You see him?

- I see him, sir.
- Go!

There are over 600 people relying
on us to save their lives,

and you, sir, whacked that ladder
as though it's a dinner gong!

Do it again, I'll have
your balls for breakfast!

Now back to number one.
Go! Move!

Let's hope that his crew
is more seaworthy than his boat.

Don't worry, sir. I've seen
them work at sea often.

They know how
to handle themselves.

If he keeps them at it like this, they'll be
worn out before they get there.

He's an odd fellow, Admiral,
but he believes in preparation.

By the time I arrived,
he'd had that mock-up built...

from photographs
someone at Lloyd's supplied...

and they'd already started
working on their plan.

You've got to admire
his professionalism,

even if he isn't
a regular.

Yes, sir. And deducing it would be
a supply ship in the first place,

well, he's either a genius
or incredibly lucky.

I hope that he's both.

Four, three, two, go!

All right, gentlemen,
we will take a break.

Back in 40 minutes.
How are we doing, sir?

Like plowmen at a bloody knitting
convention. We're improvin', then.

This is Mr. Ffolkes,
Admiral.

Rufus, Admiral Of The Fleet
Sir Francis Brinsden. Admiral.

Harry tells me that you hope to get
your men to the wheelhouse unobserved.

I don't hope anything.
If I say I will get my men...

to the wheelhouse unobserved,
I will do so.

I was telling the Admiral
your men are so well drilled,

they'll be able to find their way
around Esther with their eyes shut.

If any of my men moves around
anything with his eyes shut,

I shall personally
gouge them out.

It's time for a drink.

A bit early, isn't it?

It's four hours
since breakfast.

That's late.
We'll use your car.

Harris, this is
Admiral Brinsden.

You know Captain Phillips.

Have a seat, Admiral.

We drink Scotch here
the way it should be drunk.

Neat.

Have any idea how many
villains are on board?

None.
Ah.

Well, apart from a couple
of stun grenades,

we shall only use knives and a special
harpoon gun on this outing.

Harris, show the Admiral.

Except for a slight squelch
when entering the flesh,

they do not
make any noise...

unless they hit bone.

But that won't happen. My men know
their way around a man's anatomy.

This is Mary.

I like cats...

and I don't like
people who don't.

Well, now, um...

To complete the operation
we've just seen,

what happens when your men
reach the wheelhouse?

It's a matter of timing.

My men, while you
create a diversion,

will surround
the wheelhouse,

Harris will toss in
the stun grenades,

and at the same moment I shall kill the
man nearest the remote control switch.

I go aboard Esther?

We both do,

you in your
official capacity...

and I as
your flag lieutenant.

And what makes you think
that they'll allow us aboard?

We shall offer ourselves as additional
hostages when they begin to get nervous,

and I shall see
that they do get nervous.

Cheers.

Hmm.

Good. Mainly westerly, five or six.

Showers, good.

Lundy: Westerly, backing
southwesterly five or six,

locally gale eight
at first.

Showers mainly good.

Fastnet:

Southwest...

Come in!

Would you like
some lunch, sir?

Thank you, Sanna.

Kramer wants ya.

- Tell him I'll be with him in a moment.
- He wants ya now.

Don't you touch me!

You all right, Sanna?

You okay?
I'm fine.

What do you want? Call
Jennifer. I wanna talk to King.

Esther calling Jennifer. Mr. King, please.

Did you want me, Lew? Yeah, I don't like
it that we still haven't made the news.

Do you think they understand what'll happen
if they interfere with the mines we've planted?

They'll find out soon enough
if they try anything.

Mr. King's on the line.

Time check, Mr. King.
What's going on?

We're doing our best,
Mr. Kramer.

There is no best!
You've got eight hours...

and five minutes before
Ruth goes to the bottom.

Everybody's aware
of the time period, Mr. Kramer.

I've been instructed to tell you the
Admiral Of The Fleet Sir Francis Brinsden...

has been asked by the Prime Minister
to negotiate with you.

- There is nothing to negotiate.
- Oh, really?

How are we supposed to get the ransom
to you? I'll tell you when I'm ready.

Put the admiral on. He's not here
yet. He's flying over from Aberdeen.

I didn't give anyone permission
to land on Jennifer.

It's gonna be extremely difficult
to get any money to you unless you do.

Do we get permission for him to
land or not? All right, he can land.

But no planes within a mile
of this ship, understand?

And we'll be monitoring
the radio.

Fairisle:
Northwesterly six to gale eight.

I'm sorry I'm late.

Are we ready for takeoff? I'll give you
the P.M.'s instructions on the flight.

As soon as ffolkes arrives. He
insisted on collecting his own uniform.

What's he like?
Very odd.

He has got enough chips
on his shoulder to sink a battleship.

On the other hand, I suspect that you
picked the right man for the job.

This is the Lord Privy Seal
Mr. Tipping, ffolkes.

He's not coming with us,
is he?

He is, indeed. He has instructions
for me and I daresay you too...

from the Prime Minister.

I hope there's room
for all of us,

otherwise one of you two
will have to sit on the floor.

That's your brief from
the P.M. Thank you.

Ah.

No, thank you.
No, thank you.

Ah.

May I ask, Mr. Ffolkes, how long
have you been working on that?

Seventeen years.
I'm in no hurry to finish it.

You find petit point relaxing?

Extremely boring,
but it helps me think...

provided people don't
talk to me.

We're coming up
on Ruth.

There's Ruth.

Should have been
evacuated by now.

Soon we're sending down our Naval
divers to try to defuse the mines.

That's a damn silly
thing to do.

That's hardly your business,
ffolkes. Why did you say that?

Any explosive man
worth his salt...

would have arranged for the mines
to explode the moment they're disturbed,

and up... or rather, down...
will go Ruth.

The Naval bomb disposal divers
are experts too.

Would you care to discuss
the survival statistics...

of bomb disposal experts,
Naval or otherwise?

It's immaterial to Mr. Kramer whether
Ruth goes up this afternoon or tonight.

Either way, it makes their case for us
paying up to save Jennifer...

stronger than ever.

He has a point.
Oh...

I would like to listen to the weather
forecast. There is a storm coming up.

If you know there's a storm coming up,
what do ya have to listen to the radio for?

Because if it's severe, we have to turn
into the wind and ride it out.

Okay, turn the radio on for him,
Harold. Where are Eiji and Saburo?

They're guarding the crew.
How about Webb and Ackerman?

Asleep.

Now the shipping forecast
issued by the meteorological office...

I would like the engineer up here
to help me change position.

Okay, go get him.

Hey, Straight Arrow,

no funny business.

You'd better go with him.

...9-8-1, moving steadily
north, building slowly.

Low Spain: 1,005,
will change little.

Hey.!
Ah, it's okay.

Kramer gave us permission
for the crew to go to work.

Go on.

We're going to change position.
Put on your oilskins and get forward.

Stallemo, you and Olsen
stand by the engines.

Heyerdal, you come with me. And don't
any of you try to be heroes, understand?

Sir, I would like the key
to the poison cupboard.

Start engines.

Start engines.

Is this good news
or bad?

I don't know.

Here's your helicopter.

My name's King.
Brinsden.

All right,
let's get to it.

Walk! Calmly.

How many know
what's happening?

Seven, counting my secretary. There's
nothing anyone can do about it anyway.

They could pray.
They could panic too.

Good afternoon.

Hi, there.

He's on the phone.

- May I?
- No, you may not.

I didn't know they had females
aboard these things.

Just eight of us.
Things are improving that way.

A gigantic step backwards.

- This is King speaking.
- I want that chopper to stay where it is.

Nobody is to leave Jennifer
without my permission.

- Yes, understood.
- Now, who exactly arrived on it?

Admiral Brinsden
and his flag lieutenant.

No one else?
Nobody else, Kramer.

I'm sure the admiral will be
in touch with you shortly.

I'm sure he will, unless he's come to lead
you in a chorus of"God Save The Queen"...

as Jennifer sinks in about
40 fathoms of the North Sea.

But what's his hurry? He's still got
six hours and 18 minutes to play with.

- He's a real charmer.
- Paranoid.

Momentarily drunk with power
and reveling in it.

Don't talk to him for an
hour, Admiral. Why not?

His suggestion that there is no hurry
is the exact opposite of what he feels.

He is bursting to know
our reaction to his threats.

And what are we supposed
to do for the next hour?

Think, Admiral.

Think.
Mmm.

If they want
to play games, let 'em.

When Ruth goes up,
they'll know we're not kidding.

Lose your car keys,
Captain?

My pipe. Heyerdal,
get it for me, please.

In my cabinet,
second drawer down.

With your permission,
Mr. Kramer.

Go ahead.

What do ya think you're doin'? Just
getting the captain's pipe, sir.

Mr. Kramer
gave his permission.

Kramer, I'm putting you on
to Admiral Sir Francis Brinsden.

Hello, Admiral.

Just so long as we get off on the right
foot, have you got the money with you?

No, that wasn't possible, but we are
gathering your money, Kramer.

You've no need to worry.

Get this:
I'm not worried!

Do you have any idea
how difficult it is...

to get together £25 million
in foreign currency in 24 hours?

I don't believe you have
the remotest idea how banks work.

You're entirely wrong.
I've researched this thoroughly.

I have to ask permission for my
helicopter to fly back to the mainland.

If you haven't got the money,
why did you bring it out here?

I had to verify the nature
of the emergency.

Can the helicopter
leave Jennifer?

In this storm? Why?

To bring you
your money, Kramer.

Okay, your thinking's right,
Admiral, but storm or no storm,

that money comes in on schedule
or down goes Ruth.

Even if it can be arranged,
you must accept...

that it's not going to be easy
to transfer it in this weather.

You'll just have to let me...

You can rattle on 'til doomsday,
but my schedule remains the same.

No money by 9:00
tonight, good-bye, Ruth.

No money by 1:00 in the morning,
good-bye, Jennifer.

And that's it!

There's no way we can make
the first deadline.

The ransom can't be ready
until 10:00 at the earliest,

and we'll be lucky
if we have it by 11:00.

Then why let the chopper
take off in this storm?

We want Kramer to think we're doing
all we can to meet his demands.

Two other reasons:

First, the admiral has an order
to be transmitted to his staff.

- What order?
- To blow up Ruth.

But why on earth...

Or, since they cannot see her,
make them think that some...

bungling Naval bomb disposal
officer has done so.

What will that achieve?

Would have thought
that was obvious.

If they think Ruth is gone, they're hardly
likely to try and blow her up themselves.

He may press
the button anyway.

That is a chance
we have to take.

I suggest a big explosion
shortly after dark...

followed by a fire
to light up the sky.

I'll lay it on,
immediately.

Now what's
the second reason?

Since the helicopter
brought three people here,

there's no reason why
it shouldn't take three back.

- Coffee?
- Yes, but which three?

Well, there are
eight women aboard.

Nonsense. If women want equality in
life, they must accept it in death.

- Don't you agree?
- Of course.

Then take the three youngest,
regardless of sex.

The old have had
their chances.

Coffee?

Thank you. Very civilized.
Put it down there.

Well, nothing's gonna happen
for a couple of hours.

Why don't you
lay your head down?

No, I'm gonna go
to the bathroom.

I'm gonna try
to go to the bathroom.

Lew, there it is.

Keep an eye on your
little buttons, Harold.

Yeah, I will.

Webb, there's nobody up here
we can't live without.

What do you want?

He's here to relieve Heyerdal.

Is one of our guys
on guard downstairs?

Yeah. Stop worrying.
Nobody's going anyplace.

If any one of'em
even farts in the wrong key,

he'll end up with his brains
all over the floor.

Go ahead.

Heyerdal.

Tell Sanna to start
the dinner now.

You'd like to eat,
I presume.

That better be the last thing
you presume, Captain Courageous.

The Captain says
it's time to eat.

And who's going to get it?

I'm the only person who can get into the
hospital without attracting attention.

Anybody who's sick
can go to the hospital.

- I'm sick.
- You sure you're up to it?

If you must know it,
I'd welcome the chance...

of being caught
and put out of my misery.

Nobody gets that sick.
Don't you believe it.

"Colchicine"?

We are grateful
to you, Mr. Herring.

I have to go
to the hospital...

to get something
for this seasickness.

I didn't think he had
that much courage.

I don't know why he did it.

I do. He's one of them.
We've got to stop him.

No! Just follow me.

Come on, Peter,
you've got to help.

With everybody eating,
I've got to get more supplies.

I can't be expected to do
all the work by myself.

- Do you hear anything?
- Shhh!

I hope we were right.

If he were genuine, those guys would
never have gotten aboard as reporters.

You'd better get back. Tell the
guard I'll be along with the supplies.

Come on.

Feeling better?
Much better.

I haven't heard anything
from the BBC.

Service with a smile.
Put it right there, darling.

It's about time too.

Wait for us, fellas.

You've had your dinner, have you? Ja.

- Was it good?
- Fine.

How about having a cup of coffee with us
to show there's no hard feelings?

No, thanks.
We've already had some.

Two coffees, Harold.

No, this one's
for blue-eyes.

Sugar?

Well... drink it.

Drink it!

No! No!

More coffee, Harold.

What were you gonna do,
sailor boy?

Fill us full of poison and then laugh
while we rolled around and died?

Is that what you
were gonna do?

Was it?

Let him go.

Where is she?

She's overboard.
Is he dead?

Throw him over the side,
after his girlfriend.

That's a nasty cut you got there.

This is the bad time.

I wish I sewed.

It's for you, sir.

It's in a code.

Hmm. "The girl
who follows the law...

cometh of age
an hour early tonight. "

What does that mean?

In the Old Testament,
Ruth follows Judges.

Coming of age is 21.
Tonight means tonight.

In other words, the Navy
will simulate the blowing up of Ruth...

at one hour
before 21 hours tonight.

I suppose you're
one of those fellows...

who does the Times crossword
puzzle in ten minutes?

I have never
taken ten minutes.

You guys really believe in living
dangerously. What's your news?

This is Adm. Brinsden.
I'm sorry, Kramer,

but the Prime Minister
has instructed me...

to tell you that there's
absolutely no possibility...

of getting the ransom
to you before 11:00.

She hopes to have it ready
shortly after that.

Under these circumstances,
I have to ask you...

to reconsider your decision
to blow up Ruth at 9:00.

No deal.

We are not stalling.
If you'll wait...

Eight seconds to go.

Listen, Admiral, if the
Prime Minister announced...

that she was gonna hand us
the money personally,

cross her heart,
hope to die and kiss my ass,

the answer
would still be no!

You must reconsider, Kramer.
Don't you realize...

What was that?

Ruth's gone up.

They must've been playing
with one of my mines. I warned 'em.

Admiral, we...
He hung up.

I can't say I blame him.

Did he buy it?

I hope.
I hope.

There's too many
people up here.

Webb, Ackerman,
take those two below.

Sure is pretty. If they don't call
Red Adair it could burn for a year.

Get me the Admiral
on the buzzer.

Esther calling Jennifer.

Admiral?

This is Adm. Brinsden's flag lieutenant
speaking. The Admiral is not available.

Then make him available.
That is not possible.

Eighty-two crew and six naval divers went
up with Ruth. He is extremely distressed.

He should be!
He blew it, not me!

Get this, Lieutenant.
We've got nothing to lose.

Have the money here on time
or the whole North Sea will be on fire.

Do you think it worked?

Don't let's do
any chicken counting.

He can still press that button
intentionally or unintentionally.

What's the next move?

I would suggest ringing him every half
hour to make sure he doesn't get any sleep.

In the meantime, Admiral,

I must teach you how to make a small
diversion look perfectly natural.

Oh.
Cigarette, Kramer?

Looks simple, doesn't it?

But to do it naturally in ten seconds
flat takes a lot of practice.

Especially as you
have to bend down...

two minutes after my men
have boarded the Esther.

In other words, at 0040
you will say, "Cigarette, Kramer?"

And I shall expect him to be watching
you bend down when I kill him.

At the same moment, my man Harris
will fling in two stun grenades,

which will go off
with a very loud bang.

By the time you've
recovered from that,

Kramer and his odious colleagues
will be dead or disabled.

0040. It's cutting it
rather fine, isn't it?

The closer we are
to his deadline,

the more jittery he will become
and the more careless.

Supposing something goes wrong?
Cigarette, Kramer?

Oh.

Nothing will go wrong.

All right, go tell
the others we found him.

And tell Eiji nobody leaves that mess
room again without my permission.

What happened?
They jumped me.

I was coming to warn you.
They were going to poison you.

Well, they tried that.
They're overboard.

Who was in on it?

I'm getting worried
about you, Herring.

And that's not a good sign.

Get your ass outside
and keep your eyes open.

Do it.
Okay. Okay, Lew.

Lew, wait a minute.

You said you were saving
the escape plan 'til the last minute.

This feels like
the last minute to me.

Where do you want
to go, Harold?

Cigarette, Kramer?

Admiral, I think
you should call him now.

Why?

I want him to be busy
at 2100 hours.

Ah.

If it hadn't
already happened,

in exactly 12 seconds
I'd be doing this.

This is Adm. Brinsden.

Your ransom will be delivered to Jennifer
at approximately 0040 hours tomorrow morning.

You said it would
be ready at 11:00.

It's a miracle we've got it
at all. We're doing our best.

You make it sound like it's coming out
of you and the Queen's joint bank account.

We shall have to winch it down
from the helicopter to you.

Really? Well,
while we're waiting,

I want you and King and Lt. Flag or whatever
his name is to come over here as my guests.

You're looking for
additional hostages?

No, but it has occurred to us
that you might try...

to booby-trap the ransom
and blow us all to pieces.

No, I'm afraid that thought
didn't occur to us.

Well,
don't worry about it,: It would have.

See you at 11:00, Admiral.
And, incidentally,

one of the buttons I've got
detonates a bomb in this ship.

You try to turn your visit into a Comanche
raiding party and we'll all go down together.

Your guys, our guys
and Jennifer, of course.

Well, at least it saves us
having to talk our way on board.

We still have to talk
our way to the bridge.

I don't like him
changing my plans.

Mr. King, do you suppose
you could ask your secretary...

to confirm that my men
are put to sea as scheduled?

You're late.

This is Adm. Brinsden
requesting permission to take off.

Of course you can take off. How the
hell are you gonna get here if you don't?

And, Brinsden, be smart.
Don't bring any hardware with you.

They're coming in.
Be on deck and search 'em.

Mr. Tipping, if anything
happens to me,

I'd appreciate it if you'd
give this to my wife.

Okay. Admiral,

I presume you'll want your family
to know that you've gone voluntarily.

No, I don't. Sybil would give me hell if
she thought I'd volunteered for anything.

But you might... give her that
if we don't come back.

Of course you'll come back.

You will both come back.

Now, at 0032 hours... that is
32 minutes past midnight precisely...

you will call Kramer and tell him that
you wish to speak to each of us in turn...

to make sure we're well
and unharmed.

Otherwise, no ransom will be paid.
Have you got that?

Yes, sir. 0032 hours.

Splendid.

Now, since our lives
will depend upon it,

I suggest that we
synchronize our watches.

The correct time ten seconds
from now will be 11:14.

Five... four...

three... two...

one... set.

They're comin' in.
You're on your own, Harold.

One false move
and I'll blow your ears off.

Get off!

All right, move it.

You'd be Mr. Kramer.

Glad to have you at our
little clambake, Admiral.

But if you're not an expendable
statistic in the British Navy,

the next visitor we have better be
carrying the 25 million in loose change.

I told you, it will be here
40 minutes past midnight.

I know you told me.

I don't like you, Flag.

How fortunate.

My instinct tells me
you're bad news.

- Did you search him, Webb?
- I could tell you the size of his underwear.

Eiji, you and Saburo take
the admiral and King...

to the front cabin
and lock them in.

Ackerman, tell Harold
to call the helicopter.

One guy's going back.

I want my lieutenant with me.
You invited him, Mr. Kramer.

I changed my mind.

Go on.

You'd better take that
pussycat grin off your face,

or this guy's liable
to carve it off.

Lew... why don't I
go back with him?

You don't need me anymore.

I'm not cut out
for this, Lew.

You can split my share.

Webb, wait for Terry.

Hey! What's wrong, Terry?

Come on, Lew.

I did my part.
You did your part.

I got you on board. You got us on
board. Go ahead. Good luck to you.

Get those two locked up.

Yes. Yes, I'll tell him.
They've called the helicopter back.

The pilot says there was shooting.
He thinks someone's been killed.

I'm going down
to the flight deck.

I know I was right
about that guy.

They may try something. Put Eiji
and Saburo on the main deck.

You and Webb
keep moving around.

What happened?
He didn't like my face.

But what about the plan?
You're supposed to be there.

I know, Mr. Tipping.
I know.

I thought you knew the answer
to everything, Mr. Ffolkes.

How typical of a woman to make
a remark like that at a time like this.

Do you have to smoke?
Yes.

Yes?

It's the Prime Minister's
private secretary.

They want to know if
everything is going as planned.

Tell him to put
the Prime Minister on.

Mr. Ffolkes would like to
speak to the Prime Minister.

Prime Minister,

a change of plans
is being forced upon us.

If anything
should go wrong,

we must blow up the Esther
and all on board her.

You're asking me to order
the deaths of an innocent crew?

I am telling you how to save
the lives of 600 men...

and, incidentally,
the economic life of Great Britain.

I think it would be better to pay
the ransom. We have the money collected.

No, madam,
you must not do that.

If you do not stand firm
on this issue,

you'll encourage every villain
with a rowing boat...

to hold this country
to ransom again.

If we come to that decision,
how do you propose we carry it out?

Are you recording this?
I want you to get it straight.

The helicopter must arrive
at the Esther as scheduled...

at 0040 hours precisely.

That is, 40 minutes
past midnight.

But I want her
to be carrying a bomb.

Now, if I fire
a Very light at 0041,

everything will be all right.

If not, the bomb
must be dropped immediately.

I repeat, immediately.

All right, Mr. Ffolkes.
It will be done as you request.

Thank you, ma'am.
A wise decision, I assure you.

Mr. Ffolkes, how many crew
are on the Esther?

The insurance company log
states 11.

But Adm. Brinsden, Mr. King and I
will be on board at the fatal moment.

Good luck to you,
Mr. Ffolkes.

Thank you, madam.

She seems to have
some grasp.

Get on to the diving section. Tell them
I want a wet suit and a Very gun.

Then get on to security and tell them I
want a. 45 automatic as quickly as possible.

And not a hint
of what is happening.

You really don't like
women, do you?

I do not.

You see, I, together
with my five elder sisters,

was raised by a maiden aunt.

Both my parents died
tragically in childbirth.

Until the age of ten,
I was forced to wear...

my sisters' hand-me-downs.

Then when I married,
I discovered to my horror...

that my wife
also had five sisters,

all unmarried, and all
expecting my support.

I find cats
a far superior breed.

Just on the off chance,
I have made a will.

I've left everything
to my cats.

I want it testified that
I am sound of body and mind.

Well, go on!

Get me Jennifer.

Esther calling Jennifer.

If they're gonna
throw anything at us,

it'll be between now
and when the money arrives.

- Hey, Flag.
- I'll get him for you.

A wet suit in vermilion.
Just what one needs at night.

Yes, Kramer?

That look in your eyes
is still bothering me, Flag.

I thought I'd remind you that if the British
Navy or anyone else should start acting cute...

Nobody is going to try anything.
None of us particularly wants to die.

So I suggest we leave each other alone
until the ransom arrives.

Time is short, so it should not be
too much of a strain on any of us.

Yeah, let's do that. I don't like
the sound of your voice, either.

Trouble?

Isn't there some way
we can notify your men?

Only by radio. And if they
pick it up on Esther,

we'll all be dead before
the message is completed.

Anything wrong?

Hey, Art!

What do you say I go get
some coffee?

Okay, only
make it quick.

It's cold enough to freeze
the ass off a polar bear.

At least we're out of
the wind on this side.

Hello. This is Jennifer
calling Esther.

Hello?

Hello. This is Jennifer
calling Esther.

My God, what's happening?
It's dead. Hello?

Well, keep trying. Hello. This
is Jennifer calling Esther.

Come in, Esther.

She should have
called by now.

Bridge...
this is Adm. Brinsden.

I want to speak
to Kramer.

What do you want, Admiral?

Before the ransom arrives,
I have to speak to Jennifer...

to assure them of Mr. King's
and my well-being.

What if I say you're not
gonna speak to anyone?

What do you want, Kramer?
Your ransom or a disaster?

It was agreed that if there was no signal
from us, the ransom would not be paid.

Webb, bring the Admiral
and King up here.

Hold this.

Come on.
Kramer wants you.

Get me Jennifer.

Esther calling Jennifer.
Esther calling Jennifer.

Come in, Jennifer.
I can't get through.

Well, keep trying.

You stay here.
I'll take the lower deck.

Thanks, boy.
Girl.

You look like a boy.
You act like a boy.

Okay, I'm a boy.
I was in the lifeboats.

Shh!

I'll take the one in red.
Right.

That's a good boy. If he comes to,
slug him. And keep out of the way.

Bloody fool.

I've got Jennifer.

No tricks.

Brinsden speaking.

Brinsden, everything is to go
as planned. Everything.

Yes, I understand.
Everything as planned.

Get ready.

I can't see it.

But you can hear it, Harold.
We're gonna be millionaires.

As planned.
Right, Admiral?

Or...

What's that?

A cigarette, Kramer?

You oughta give those up...

Where the hell is Harris?

Someone threw him over the side.

Dawson, port.
Ellis, starboard.

Oh, my God!

Admiral.

Jennifer? Ffolkes here.

You can tell the Lord Privy Seal
the operation has been completed.

As planned, naturally.

Well, I suppose things
could have been worse.

Cooper, get below and release the crew.
Tell them it's all over.

You two come with me.

Get rid of him.

My God, you're freezing.

In here, boy.

Here.

Ah, don't bother
with that.

That feels wonderful.

Here, turn around.

My God, you are a girl.

Even so, a lot of people
owe you a great deal.

And so do I.

I still...
don't like your face.

I am here to greet and thank you
on behalf of Her Majesty's government.

I'd rather you didn't.

Nevertheless, a wonderful job,
perfectly executed.

And it's fitting that you should receive
some memento of our gratitude.

I'm told you do not approve
of medals and other awards.

Damn lot of nonsense.

Therefore, we have chosen something
we hope you may approve of.

Esther, Ruth and Jennifer,

with the grateful thanks
of the nation.

Very thoughtful.
Much appreciated.

Well, if you'll excuse me,
Mrs. Prime Minister,

I think they'd like
a saucer of milk.