All language subtitles for Chameleon (1989)

My plan is to get back at him.

Why would you want to get back at him?
Because he deserves it.

Always looking over my shoulder. Always.

Making judgments on what I should and
shouldn't do.

I've got to get back at him.

Are you going someplace?

I thought I should.

Where?

I never know.

Would you consider taking Mark along?

He would never understand. It would
upset him.

Could you bring Mark in here and we
could talk?

I would never do that.

Why not?

He must never talk to you, ever.

Maybe if you did something together
where you never left him, you could do

anything you want. Go anywhere, do
anything.

That's the problem.

I can do anything.

me harder.

Oh, I thought you were someone else.

It's just me.

Oh, excuse me.

Quite all right.

That's so stupid.

Why do you think that?

Don't ask me those questions.

I'm not the patient here. Mark is.

I'm the doctor, but you're the one who
decides what is or isn't important here.

I don't know how to say this politely,
but I don't approve of you.

Because I'm a psychiatrist?

Exactly.

Let's talk about something else.

What would you like to talk about?

I don't know.

First thing that comes to your mind?

Love.

Have you ever loved anyone?

Yes.

Who?

Mark.

Anyone else?

Right now, I love you.

Do you find me attractive?

My feelings are not exactly what's at
issue here.

Would you want to fuck me?

Diana, I'm your doctor.

I think you need to look at the fact
that you use your sexual come -on as a

to avoid dealing with yourself.

Why don't you just fuck me?

Because I'm married and because I love
my wife.

Hello?

What's your problem?

Where have you been?

I don't talk to anybody who can't look
at me.

Where have you been?

At a party.

With who?

Why all the questions?

I like knowing where you are.

You're not going to start this again,
are you?

I just don't understand you sometimes.

Why do you insist upon seducing all of
these men?

You already know the answer to that.

I thought you weren't going to start on
me. You said you understood. I know. I

know. I try.

I really try, but it's been bothering me
more and more lately.

How many was it this time?

One, two... Lots.

And they all had nice, hard cocks.

And we fucked all night long. We fucked
so much, I'm so sore I could barely walk

today. All right, that's enough. I don't
want to hear anymore.

You feed on it.

Half of you wants to hear and the other
half doesn't.

All of me.

All of me wants you to stop.

It's killing me. It's killing you.

I'm going to go take a bath.

Why do you keep doing this?

Because I know you like it.

But I want you, not someone out of your
imagination.

I just want to put a little variety in
your life.

Don't give me that shit.

You're selfish. You love to torture me.

It's all for you.

It's not the way you looked at that
woman yesterday.

Well, here she is. Come and get me.

It's the same.

It's like you're spying on me.

Then you get jealous if I enjoy myself
too much.

Then it just gives you an excuse to go
out after other men to get even with me.

Come on. I promise I won't do that to
you this time.

Don't you want to feel my tits?

My pussy?

My nice ass against my hard cock?

Who's cock?

You're cock.

Come on. I know you can't resist it.

Hmm See

Thank you.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

I'm starved.

Me too.

I think I'll take you out to dinner for
being so good.

Where do you want to go?

What do you think?

Kristoff's, of course. Of course.

Do you think I'm crazy?

I think your whole family is nuts.

Except for me, right?

Well... Oh, thanks.

Good evening.

Can I get you something to drink before
dinner?

Yes, I believe I'll have a scotch on the
right.

Sounds good. I'll have the same.

Thank you. I'll be right back with your
order.

So, are you in a better mood now?

Yes.

You know, I hardly ever try to be in a
bad mood.

You seem to have a knack for pissing me
off.

Well, it's not like I try to or
anything.

It's just that we're too much alike.

I don't understand why we can't just
accept each other for what we are.

Would you care to order dinner now?

You know what you want?

I believe I'll have lobster.

Yeah, I'll have the same.

Thank you.

If there's anything else you need,
please let me know.

I guess you worked up a good appetite
for all that sex, huh?

You're not going to start that shit
again, are you?

I'm going to go to the restroom.

When I get back, you better not mention
it again.

Oh, yeah.

What a big cock.

Come and join me.

Jennifer.

Fuck you. I'm really down.

Oh, squeeze your titties, honey. That's
it.

Squeeze.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, dear.

Oh yeah!

Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry.

No, no. My fault.

You obviously weren't watching where I
was going.

Which, by the way, is an offer, not an
accusation.

Are you a prince?

Could be. Could be. But you're the
queen, which allows you to play.

Do you speak English?

Kiss me, sweet Diana.

How do you know my name?

Would you like to go to a party?

Sure, let's go After you

How'd you do that?

Do what?

Take me from the restaurant.

But you took me.

Then how'd I do that?

I know everything about you.

What do you know about me?

I see a very beautiful young lady who
lives in a house and has many things.

She has money, but doesn't really like
it.

Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

I see.

Does she have a lot of men?

Only the ones she can fool.

Can I fool you?

No.

Because I know who you are.

And I can fix it.

Fix it with what?

Fantasies.

Good ones?

Only the good ones.

And what are any fantasies?

Everything that you've done before?

Well, I can do without them.

But what happens when I grow up?

Everyone will come.

Will I be alone?

What's to come is still unsure.

But in delay, there lies nothing.

Poor girl, you have no love.

None at all.

Nobody to play with?

No.

They're all gone.

Well, let's see what happens this time.

George? Hey, hey!

Oh, hi.

Well, it's a variation of gin.

Except the steaks are more interesting
than money.

Yeah, what's that?

Well, the winning male and the winning
female get to have sex with each other.

Sounds like fun.

But what about the lizards?

They get to watch.

All right, Rourke.

We have retired the two ladies well.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

That's my wife sucking cock over there.

You didn't tell me you were married.

I didn't?

No.

Too bad. Such a sad story.

Oh, yeah.

I find it so much easier to be seductive
under sad circumstances.

I'm being seduced. Are you?

No.

Oh, sexist.

Mr.

E -Prat, come here.

Whoa.

I thought we were just supposed to
watch.

We weren't playing the game.

Hit it.

Hit it.

Come on.

There you go.

Take a breath.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Thank you.

Here's your teeth again. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, babe.

Ah.

Oh, golly. Oh.

I want you to know this.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, dear.

Marf wants to chat.

What's the matter, Matt? I left you at
the restaurant?

You make me sick.

I make you sick?

You are my sickness.

I'm stuck with you, and you're stuck
with me. Forever.

Yeah, that's right. We are stuck with
each other. So why do you have to keep

doing this to us?

Close your eyes.

What? Just close your eyes.

Turn around.

What are you doing? Sit down.

I'm not so sure about this. I don't feel
the least bit safe here.

Oh, you'll be just fine, Mark.

What will you say? Open your eyes.

What's this?

Shut up and open it.

I bought it for you.

Why?

Don't you know?

I'm not sure you know.

Just open it.

What is this open it I can't stand to
watch people open my present

You're welcome.

Why do you think I like sex so much?

Do you think it's the sex or the feeling
of power I get from it?

I don't know. You tell me.

You like sex, don't you?

Of course I do.

Why don't you ever do it?

It means more to me than it does with
you.

I can't do it with just anyone.

What turns you on?

I don't want to talk about this.

Do I turn you on?

Stop.

Do you like my body?

Just stop it.

So, are you getting hot?

You want it.

Don't you want it?

If you don't stop it Diane, I'm going to
bed.

It's a whole band of children.

And Jesus Christ alone.

Try to help me.

What can it be?

What can it do?

There's nothing worse than being lonely.

Let me

take your

hand.

Yeah.

me looking for someone

I don't like this. It's anybody else.

It was nice that you took the time to
see me so soon.

But when you told me what happened, I
was worried about you. It sounds like

had a terrible experience.

I know.

I didn't even realize it until it was
too late.

I'm sorry.

What's the matter?

I'm filthy.

What makes you say that?

Because everything I do is filthy.

Well, why don't you just talk about it?
I'm sure it's not as filthy as you

think. Oh, it is.

Believe me, I know everything there is
to know about filth.

What makes you think you're such an
expert?

Because I'm a chameleon.

And I've done things you've never even
thought of.

Do you like doing those things?

Yes.

What do you like about it?

I like turning men on.

I do a good job at it.

Is it always with men that you like?

Is that a proposition?

No, it's a question.

Yes.

Yes what?

Yes, with men that I like.

What kind of men do you like?

Married men.

Are you attracted to me?

You mean, do I want to fuck you?

Yes.

Yes.

Are you?

Do I want to fuck you?

Mm -hmm.

Diana, you come here for my help.

And my job is to help you.

Sounds just like Mark.

You want to help me?

Yes.

Then fuck me.

Don't you think we're getting away from
the point?

Do you mind if I take my clothes off?

Yes, I do mind.

Come on, doctor.

It shouldn't bother you. Maybe we can
get a little closer to my problem.

Why do you want to do that?

Because I want to suck that big cock of
yours.

I won't tell you why.

Well, do you want it?

I think you're a very beautiful woman.

Why don't you touch it?

Go ahead.

I've already told you why.

I think you're full of shit.

You do?

Yeah, and I'm going home.

You're too shy for me anyway.

Your cock might be big, but your balls
aren't.

Hi, Mark.

Would you like to have dinner with me
tonight?

Sure. Where are you?

I'm at the bar at Phil's Landing.

I can't wait to see you.

I'll be there in half an hour.

Okay, great.

I'll see you then.

Bye -bye.

Look at me.

What?

Who am I?

What does that mean? What's my name?

What kind of question is that?

Hank, say my name.

Hank, what's wrong?

I missed you.

You did?

Yes.

I brought you a present.

Yeah?

Close your eyes.

Why? Because it's a surprise.

Okay.

I tried to think of something you'd
like.

Thanks.

Because I remember what you said to me
two years ago. Do you remember?

I don't know. Maybe.

Well, you'll remember when you see it.

Open your eyes.

Open it.

Open it.

Remember what you told me now?

Yeah, I remember.

You said you wouldn't fuck me unless I
wore rubber.

Remember?

Yeah, I remember.

What do you think?

I think it's great.

Good, because I missed you. I thought
about you all the time while I was gone.

The first thing I did when I got back
was buy one.

Thank you.

But what happened? I have to
concentrate. I have to change back.

What the

fuck

happened? I'm sorry. This will never
happen again. Let's just go home, okay?

Go.

York? Yeah.

I'm Mark Turner.

Yes, what can I do for you?

I'm here because of Diana Wayne.

Oh, you're Mark.

Yeah. Come in.

You know, I've asked Diana to have you
come by so that we could talk, but she

always refused.

Did she change her mind?

No, she didn't.

I knew she had an appointment with you
today, but she couldn't make it till

I am.

I think she's out of control.

Really? In what ways?

All of her different personalities make
her do things she would never do

normally.

Like what?

She always ends up with strange men.

Emotionally, I can't take it, but I'm in
love with her.

Tell me...

What seems to start her personality
change?

Well, usually we're out together when it
happens.

And then she leaves me.

I get very upset.

I think she likes that.

Do you like it?

Of course I don't.

Does she think that you like it?

She knows I don't. She just loves to
torture me.

Why would she do that?

She does it all the time.

Could there be another reason?

Hey, look, doctor, I'm not paranoid, all
right?

She sets me up by saying she's sorry,
then she does it all over again.

I mean, you don't have to be a
psychiatrist to figure it out.

Well, let's have her come in here and we
can all talk.

No, no, no, she, uh...

She has this power to always get her
way.

I... You know, I thought when she
started coming here, you'd be able to

I think I am helping her.

Let's get her to come in here for her
next appointment, and we'll all talk.

I think we can get closer to the
problem.

I'm half the problem.

I'm really looking forward to the party
at Christoph's tonight.

We can celebrate our new life together.

You mean it this time, don't you?

Yes, I mean it.

And you won't have to get upset because
it's never going to happen again.

I won't get upset.

All right, now, I'm warning you in
advance.

I don't want you leaving with anyone but
me tonight.

I thought you weren't going to get upset
anymore.

I'm not. I'm just kidding.

We should go somewhere together.

Um, I don't want to take a trip right
now. I'm just not ready for it.

You're not mad at me, are you?

How could I possibly be mad at you?

You stay out of trouble with everyone.

I'm the one who always causes the
problem.

Yeah, but you've always managed to look
great doing it.

That's one thing you've always been able
to pull off.

I'm going to the ladies' room.

Don't start anything, you promised.

I'm going to the ladies' room. I'll be
right back.

Stop being so goddamn suspicious, or I
will do something.

Hi. Well, hello.

Remember me?

No, I don't think I do.

Are you sure we've met before? I mean, I
think I would remember somebody as

pretty as you.

Let me put it to you this way.

You have a nice, big head on your cock.

Do you want to get out of here?

Yeah. I'm going to the ladies' room.
I'll be right back.

Don't go in.

Oh, I'll wait right here.

Mr. Black, you have a phone call.

Excuse me, sweetheart. I'll be right
back.

We have

to go right now.

Oh, what about the girl? I'm no time for
that.

Where'd my friend go?

He got up and left, so I figured I'd
take his place.

Wonderful.

So do you want to go to your place?

Where's your wife?

I sent her home.

Oh.

Well, the guy I was here with lives with
me, and he might show up over there.

Good. We'll fuck in front of him.

Kinky, let's go.

Doesn't look like your friend's here.

Does that mean you don't want me
anymore?

Oh, no, I want you.

Come here.

So who is this guy you live with
anyways?

Someone very special to me.

Oh. Well, if he's so special to you,
then why are you fooling around on him?

you come here to ask me 20 questions or
to fuck me?

The latter.

Well, then don't tell me, shall we?

That's it.

Oh, put it on.

Oh.

How did you know I liked to have the tip
of my cock there?

Mm -hmm. Uh -oh. That's it, baby.

Put it all in your mouth because you
know you want it.

How can you be so sweet?

You always pick me up around.

That's one of my don'ts.

Take your clothes off.

Thank you.

What makes you come?

Help. Help.

Please.

Please let me come again.

Do you know?

Do you know?

You know I'm okay, don't you?

No. You're the only one.

You're the only one that can make it.

Where's Steve and when did you get here?

Steve never was here.

I've been here all along.

What? That's right.

It's me you just came home with and me
you just fucked.

Why would you do that to me?

I wanted to see if you were any good.

Don't talk that way.

Why not?

You like to talk that way.

People like us are allowed so many
episodes.

Yours may be over soon.

The things we were doing.

You either get away with it or you
don't. But there's no excuse if you get

caught. Oh, and you didn't.

You both did the same thing, didn't we?

Well, I've decided to be like you.

I don't want you to be like me. I like
you the way you were.

Well, that's just too bad now, isn't it?

Things are going to be different now.

What's good enough for you is good
enough for me.

No. No, it's not what I want.

Why not, Diana?

Because I don't like me.

And I don't understand why you have to
act like me.

Because I am you.

Well,

she loves to torture me, but I can't
help but feel it.

Well, she loves to torture me.

I hate them.

I don't want to forget myself, but she's
in love with what I'm thinking.