All language subtitles for April In Paris 1952 (1)

April in paris

Chestnuts in blossom

Holiday tables
under the trees

April in paris

This is a feeling

No one can ever reprise

April in paris

Whom can I run to?

What have you
done to my heart?

Good afternoon,
mr. Putnam.

Good afternoon.

Good afternoon,
mr. Putnam.

Good afternoon,
mr. Putnam.

Good afternoon.

Good afternoon,
mr. Putnam.

Good afternoon.

Oh. Good afternoon,
mr. Putnam.

You weren't
paying attention.

Good afternoon,
mr. Putnam.

Good afternoon, tracy.

Everything
in apple-pie order?

Apple-pie order,
mr. Putnam.

Fine, fine.

The mail, sir.

Oh, by the way,

that frenchman
still insists
upon seeing you.

Didn't you send him
to immigration?

Yes, but they sent him
to the justice department.

Justice sent him
to treasury.

Treasury sent him
back to us.

Those are
the usual channels.
What's his complaint?

This is his
third time around.

Oh, I'm so busy
setting up the festival,

but send him in.

Did you send
for me?

Find room...
If you can.

Mr. Fouquet,
my secretary's
already told you

there's nothing
further we can do.

But I must be in paris
next week.

Your passport
is in order.

You can leave
whenever you wish.

But I have no money
to buy my ticket,

and I cannot
fly by myself, no?

I have spent
all winter here

earning the yankee dollar,

but I do not have
one yankee penny.

Treasury informs us

they've had to freeze
the money you've earned

until they determine
your back taxes.

How long will that be?

A week, two weeks,
a month.

A month?

No money? No wine?
No women?

How could a man live,
unless he's an american?

I'm sorry.
Those are regulations.

There's nothing I can do.

Look, in france,
I am a famous entertainer.

I own my own nightclub.

In the bank
I have francs up to here.

I--i will call paris,

have my friends
cable me money.

Can I do that?

Oh, yes.

Fine.

But we'll have
to impound it

as soon
as it arrives.

Charming.

Monsieur, soon it will
be springtime in paris.

The children
will be dancing
in the bois de boulogne.

Men with tiny carts
will be selling

marrons chauds
in the streets--

um... Chestnuts.

And everywhere,

young couples will be
in each other's arms
kissing.

Have pity on a man

who only breathes,
lives, and loves

when he's in paris.

You'll loan me
enough to go,

no?

It's against
regulations.

Second class?

Impossible.

Steerage?

That's against
regulations, too.

Would you mind
greasing me?

I'll try to swim it.

That's--

I know, I know.

That's against
regulations, too.

All right. I will wait
to see a higher assistant.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I do not like to criticize
your government,

but...

Everything is regulations,
forms, red tape,

efficiency.

No room for mistakes.

Now, what would happen
to this giant machine

if one little human error
should sneak in, hmm?

Things wouldn't be
so apple pie, believe me.

This whole delicately
balanced mechanism

would go poof.

Tracy, tracy, something
terrible has happened.

W-w-w-what's
the matter?

I'm flying to new york.

Phone the harvard club.

Tell them I won't
be home to dinner.

Tell them anything.

Make up something.

I know why
he's so excited.

You do?

He got the paris festival
letters mixed

and sent ethel barrymore's
invitation to a chorus girl.

A chorus girl? I better
start moving him out.

Poof!

Hold it,
mr. Putnam.

Mr. Putnam,
why the rush trip
from washington?

Is the
paris festival off?

Any statement
on the festival

will have to come
from the assistant
to the undersecretary.

But it's
your baby--

international
festival of arts.

We hear
you're taking

a representative
of the american
theater.

Who is it,
ethel barrymore
or bugs bunny?

Very droll.
I assure you,

the representatives
of the various arts

will be chosen from the best
america has to offer.

I'm sorry
to disappoint you,

but everything
is running smoothly.

Why did you snatch
the first hat you saw

and grab a plane?

I did not snatch
the first hat I saw.

It's a routine visit
planned weeks ago.

I bid you good day.

Knickerbocker theatre.
And see that we're
not followed.

O.K., Dick tracy.
It'll be our little secret.

That'll be 5 bucks even.

There you are.

Hey, mac, what's
with the tip?

Your rates are set

by the interstate
commerce commission.

I'm sure they provide
a living wage.

Like to marry me
for my money?

Tipping is undignified
and un-american.

I believe it should
be abolished by law.

Mac, I got a word
of advice for you--

don't cross
any streets.

We got
a big organization.

Hey, mac,
close that door.

Where's your stub?

My what?

You got a ticket,

or you just come in
to get warm?

I'm here
on official business

for
the united states
government.

I would like to see,
uh...

Miss ethel s. Jackson.

Where can I find her?

Dynamite Jackson?
Come here.

It must be good,
it must be good

They fall in love
in every neighborhood

There she is,
third from the left.

Get that itch you like

That's why
it must be good

What a built, huh?

It must be nice

This one-way ticket
up to paradise

Makes those rural folks
turn to plural folks

I guess it must be nice

It's been written,
don't rewrite it

Once
you're smitten

You can't fight it

Whoever said a man
ain't made of wood

Sure understood

It must be good,
it's very good

This only cure for
chronic bachelorhood

Go start
pricin' things

Shoes and rice
and things

labeled hers and his

And you'll find love

Is everything
that they say it is

Cole porter asked

What is this thing
called love?

If no one has
answered you yet

My dear
mr. Porter

We may not know
just what love is

But we can tell you
what it must be like

At least we think
we ought'er

Are you listening

Mr. Porter?

Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?

It must be good,
it's very good

This only cure for
chronic bachelorhood

Go start
pricin' things

Shoes and rice
and things

labeled hers and his

And you'll find love

Is everything
that they say it is

Love is everything
that they say it is

Love is everything
that they say it is

Love is everything
that they say it is

What a built, huh?

Sit down.

Thank you.

Surprise!
Surprise!
Surprise!

These are all for me?

Take your thumb
out of your mouth

and open the presents.

We have to get going.

Oh, a nightgown.

How do I look?

Beautiful.
Wonderful.

Wear that on the boat.

When they say, "women
and children first,"

they'll know
which you are.

Oh, slippers and perfume.

Oh, kids, I love it.

And a dictionary.
Just what I need.

And the bill.

How did that
get in there?

Oh, kids.

Where did you
get the money?

We refuse to answer

on the grounds it
may incriminate us.

Don't look. I think
I'm going to cry.

Here. Use this.

Where can I find
miss Jackson?

You'll have to wait
outside, buddy,

with the rest of them.

You don't understand.
I represent
the government.

Our government?

Yes.

Say, we're in worse shape
than I thought.

On stage.

Charlie, do you
want some cake?

Big piece.

I--i beg your pardon.

Uh, miss Jackson--

miss Jackson--

let's
have a speech.

Speech! Speech!

Oh, no. No. Oh, no.

We want Jackson!

We want Jackson!

We want Jackson!

I don't know
what to say.

Can you imagine
the government
picking me

to represent
the american theater

at the festival
in paris, france?

Sure.
Why not?

I couldn't believe it
when I got the letter.

I must be
a cross section
or something.

Or it might be
because I'm the equity
representative, huh?

I'll probably
wake up tomorrow

and find
it's a big mistake.

Miss Jackson, I--

shh!
Shh!

Of course, I--i guess

everybody has a right
once in their life

to have something
really big happen to them.

Well, this is
my big moment,

and it's something
I'm going to remember

as long as I live.

And if anybody
tells anybody else
I was crying,

I'll knock them
silly--

if they aren't
already.

Have a good trip.

I will.

Don't do anything
I wouldn't do.

If you
can help it.

Bye.
Bye.
Bye.

Thanks again, kids.

Uh, miss Jackson.

Miss Jackson.

Look. Zippers.

I would like
to introduce myself.

Sure. Be my guest.

I'm s. Winthrop Putnam
of the department of state.

Oh, I'm sorry.

How do you do?

I thought you'd
be an old bird

with a beard
down to here.

My apologies
if I've disappointed you.

Oh, no, no.
You'll do.

Thank you.

Do you mind if I
put the cake down?

I've had a sufficiency.

Did you bring
the passport
and the ticket?

Boat leaves friday,
you know.

That's why I want
to speak to you.

I guess you go
all the time.

Europe, I mean.

I've never
been one place

you couldn't
get to by subway.

Now I'm going all
the way to paris,

thanks to you.

Oh,
I could kiss you.

I think I will.

Oh, no, no, no.
Miss Jackson,

when you were
speaking before,

you mentioned
a mistake.

So?

Well, that's exactly
what happened.

See, there was a letter
to ethel Jackson

about a work permit

so you could perform in
a nightclub in montreal.

Oh, don't worry
about that.

I'll cancel montreal
for paris anytime.

Nothing but eskimos
up there anyway.

Then there was a letter
to miss ethel barrymore

asking her to represent
the united states

at the international
festival of arts.

No.

Oh, I am sorry.

I hope you understand.

You mean it's all off?

That's correct.

I'm sorry I got
the letters mixed up.

Sure.

Can you picture
ethel barrymore

playing
that flea trap
in montreal?

The state department
would appreciate it

if you wouldn't
mention this to anyone.

We'd be investigated
by the justice department,

which would be
a little embarrassing

because we're
investigating them.

Wait till
I tell the kids.

They knocked
themselves out

with all
these presents
and everything.

The nicest thing
that's ever happened
to me.

Now I--

look, miss Jackson,
I know exactly
how you feel.

How could you know?

Well, when I was
a child in boston,

my father
bought me a rifle.

It was a .22.

I was 12 years old.

That was the most
beautiful thing
I'd ever seen.

We were going
up to maine, hunting,

and then I came down
with the measles.

Why didn't you
shoot yourself?

Well,
it's all your fault.

You got the letters
mixed up.

If you hadn't,
I wouldn't have been
so excited about it.

Anything I can do--

you can do something.
Go back to washington.

Give this
to your girlfriend.

I won't be needing it.

Listen to my side.

Get out of here.

Go grow yourself
a beard.

And next year
I'm voting
for anthony eden!

April in paris

Chestnuts in blossom

Holiday tables
under the trees

April in paris

This is a feeling

No one can ever reprise

I never knew
the charm of spring

Never met it
face to face

I never knew
my heart could sing

Never missed
a warm embrace

Till april in paris

Whom can I run to?

What have you done to

My heart?

Good morning,
mr. Putnam.

Good morning,
mr. Putnam.

Good morning,
mr. Putnam.

Good morning,
mr. Putnam.

Good morning,
mr. Putnam.

Mr. Sherman is
waiting for you,
mr. Putnam.

He's heard
the good news.

He has?

Yes. Go right in.

Lend-lease.

I know what you're
going to say, sir,

and I--i deserve it.

I want to compliment
you, my boy.

It was
a job well done.

I've been in the department
for 10 years,

and this was the most
difficult diplomatic mission

since an explorer
got lost in the pentagon.

Imagine appointing
a chorus girl

to represent
the american theater.

I assume full
responsibility.

It was
a stroke of genius.

It was?

Now, I don't know

how the news services
got wind of this,

but I'm glad they did.

Just look
at these telegrams.

My boy, you've captured
the popular imagination.

I saw the young lady
and told her--

a representative
from the rank and file.

She threw
my hat at me

and
her nightgown.

And labor says,

"this will mean
a quarter million votes

at the next election."

A quarter million votes
for our party.

One vote
for anthony eden.

Oh, uh, Winthrop,

here are the passports
for our group--

joshua stevens,
america's finest artist,

sinclair wilson,
our foremost
man of letters,

josef weimar, one of
our leading composers,

and, uh,
miss ethel s. Jackson.

How shall I
describe her?

Just say,
"what a built."

Is this top-secret,

or can anyone's
daughter come in?

Marcia.

Hello, dear.

That's for nothing.

That's for something.
Congratulations, darling.

I heard of your
latest achievement.

How did you ever
think of it?

It came to me while
I was mailing a letter.

I was talking
to senator owen about you.

There will be a vacancy on
the labor relations board.

One of the labor members
is going back to work.

We won't settle
for anything small.

We want the senate seat

from the state
of massachusetts.

We do?
Is it big enough
for both of us?

Right now you're
the white-haired boy
of capitol hill.

What you've done today
may be a steppingstone

on your way
to the white house.

Really,
aren't we presuming
a little too much?

I don't think I have
the qualifications.

No, no. This is
too farfetched.

Never doubt
the power of a woman

who wants to be
first lady.

Good-bye, dear.

Keep up
the good work.

I'll see you
to your car.

You have more important
things to do.

Father will see me down.

Father,
will you do something

about getting Winthrop
a larger office?

Well, I could
demote myself

and give him mine.

Well... Perhaps...

For a wedding present.

Yes, sir?

Tracy, take a telegram
to miss ethel s. Jackson--

128 west 48th street,
new york.

Plans changed. Be packed

and be prepared
to be picked up--

uh, 4 p.M. Tomorrow
en route to ship.

Signed, the president.

Who?

Ooh, uh...

S. Winthrop Putnam,
of course.

ladies and gentlemen,

the president
of the united states.

Mr. Chairman...

Mr. Speaker...

Members of the congress,

I have the honor
to report

On the state
of the union

It's an honor
and a privilege

It's a privilege
and an honor

To appear this date
to reiterate

That the state
of each state in the 48

Is, as I soon
will indicate

In positively,
absolutely

And I say this
resolutely

So you'll get it
straight

The state of each state
is great

When I last met
with the cabinet

We found that we
didn't have a debt

The budget was balanced
and in the black

Did I say balanced?
I take that back

We were overbalanced

And you'll be
glad to learn

We found some money

That we're
going to return

Bravo! Bravo!

Encore!

So I reaffirm

on this, my...

Sixth term...

that the state
of each state in the 48

Is, as I soon
will indicate

In positively,
absolutely

And I say this
resolutely

So you'll get it
straight

The state of each state
is great

Bluebirds serenade me

Life is such a pleasure

Don't think
you can trade me

Treasure for this

Sunbeams
dance around me

Life is such a pleasure

Seems like luck
has found me

Measure my bliss

Down the street I walk
with a springy air

Singing
a singy air gaily

I repeat that life
can be charmin'

And more fun than
barnum & bailey daily

Happy as a clown is

Life is such a pleasure

Don't know
what a frown is

I'm on my way

Life is such a pleasure
today

Life will be
barnum & bailey daily

Life is such a pleasure
today

Ah,
cher monsieur diron,

who would have thought

a frenchman would have
to borrow money in america

from another frenchman?

No, really,
you've saved my life.

Here are your
accommodations--

the royal suite
on the main deck.

Thank you very much.

Mon cheri,
I am here.

Simone,
my little pigeon.

Philippe.

Are you sailing, too?

Remember
our last boat trip?

That last night?

You remember this?
And this? And this?

Shall we go on?

For a first minute,
she's always
like this.

You know the type.

I should.
She's my wife.

Ahem.

Exactly.

Here I am,
gentlemen.

Professor weimar,
you know sinclair wilson,
joshua stevens.

Very well.
They walked out
on my last concert.

Well, gentlemen,
our government

is about to launch
another noble experiment:

three of the finest minds
in this country

traveling to paris
with a chorus girl.

Everything
happens to me
20 years too late.

30.

Well...

Father!

Bon voyage.
Forgot your pills.
I knew you would.

I knew I would, too.

Father, don't you think
I need an ocean voyage,
too?

Everyone seems to be
going this year,
even chorus girls.

That's a short leash
you have Winthrop on.

Don't let him know
you're worried.

Does it show?

Like an old petticoat.

Let him go on alone.

Then when
he's in paris,

let him start worrying
about you in washington.

You're a pretty shrewd
operator.

I take after
my daughter.

Wonder what's
keeping him.

Why? Where is he?

He's picking up
miss Jackson
at her apartment.

Miss Jackson,
unlock this door.

Didn't you receive
my telegram?

Yes, I did,

but western union
wouldn't send my answer.
Now go away!

How'd you get in here?

I have a friend
in the fbi.

How about
the red cross?

Miss Jackson, I know
I've treated you
shabbily,

but you owe it
to our government
to cooperate.

Cooperate?

Yes.

That's a hot one.

Uncle sam's been
gouging my paycheck
for 10 years,

so now I owe him?

What did you do
with the 200 bucks
I paid last year?

The 200 bucks
were well spent.

Mailing letters
to the wrong people.

Just checking.

Just leave me alone.

I have a duty
to perform.

It took me
three years of hard work
to set up this festival.

Try that again...
To a violin.

Don't be facetious.

Do you know
what my title is?

No.

Assistant secretary

to the assistant
to the undersecretary of state.

It's taken me 10 years
to get this far.

If this falls through,
I'll be back where I started--

assistant assistant secretary

to the assistant to
the undersecretary of state.

That's a federal case
if I ever heard one.

Miss Jackson, have you
ever been to paris
in the spring?

Are you kidding?

Me and the prince
always stop by
on our way to monte carlo.

It's something
that no beautiful
young lady should miss--

sidewalk cafes,
champagne, singing.

Who's singing?

In paris,
everyone sings...
All the time.

It comes
with the country.

Mademoiselle, soon
it will be springtime

in paris.

Children will be dancing
in the bois de boulogne.

Baloney?

Boulogne.

Men with tiny carts

will be selling
marrons chauds--

chestnuts--

and everywhere
young couples will be
in each other's arms,

kissing.

Don't throw away
the whole trip

just because
you hate me.

But I don't hate you.

You're trying so hard,
I'm starting to root
for you.

How about
coming along and getting
your 200 bucks' worth?

Who knows,
you might meet
a nice young man

and break even.

You know something?

I might at that.

I'll help you
pack your bags.

Why, these bags
are already packed.

No sense wasting time,
is there?

When I'm aflame
as I am

I implore you, madame

Give me your lips

Don't whisper,
"please give me time"

Keep your reasons,
your rhyme

Give me your lips

lady, somewhere
a phantom island

Can be reached
in phantom ships

We can reach it

If you

Give me hope
you'll be mine

Give me
all that's divine

Give me your lips

Give me your lips

lady, somewhere
a phantom island

Can be reached

In phantom ships

We can reach it

If you

Give me hope

You'll be mine

Give me
all that's divine

Give me your lips

Philippe!

Very heavy tipper.

Philippe, you come
into the kitchen
and cool off.

See you later,
mademoiselle.

Monsieur Fouquet,

you realize
what an example
you are setting

for the other
waiters?

Yes, but the question is,
can they follow it?

You should be grateful
for this opportunity
I've given you,

to work your way
back to france.

Instead,
you are causing me
nothing but trouble.

I didn't ask
to be made a waiter.

I could've explained
to the captain

that I would pay
for my passage--
first class--

as soon as we arrived
in france.

The captain
has been sick.

He's seeing no one.

Besides, I'm sure that
he wouldn't be impressed

by the fact you are
Philippe Fouquet.

I seem to be
the only one who is.

If I have to complain
once more about you,

when the captain
gets up,

he will ship you
right back to america

where you will spend
the rest of your life.

Oh, no. Please,
not while I'm eating.

Yesterday...

Yesterday...

You brought
a young lady
breakfast in bed,

and you remained
in the cabin
until after lunch.

Tomorrow I go back
for the dishes.

Oh, Philippe!
Philippe! Philippe!

You are so--
so french!

You go take care
of your table.

I promise I will not
tell the captain.

Oh, monsieur le chef,
I love you.

Ah, if only
you could cook.

I'm sorry.

I lost my head.

Miss Jackson,

you are using
your dessert spoon

instead of your
bouillon spoon.

Try to remember.

A dessert spoon
has a truncated ellipse.

A bouillon spoon,
a section of a sphere.

I'll work on it nights.

Didn't think
I'd make it, did you?

Gentlemen,
what is it you ordered?

The new england
boiled dinner.

With a poached egg.

Fortunately
for you gentlemen,

I am a man of taste.

I brought you instead
le coq au vin

a la bourguignon,

delicately flavored
chicken

surrounded by naughty
little mushrooms

swimming naked
in a pool of burgundy.

In boston,
you couldn't serve
that in public.

I should have kept you
in immigration

and given you
enough grease
to swim back.

Take it back.

One taste
of that rich food
will probably kill me.

Oh, monsieur, non.
excusez moi one minute.

Better to die
with this in your mouth

than to live with
a new england boiled dinner.

Amen!

Mademoiselle ordered
the caneton flambé.

I shall prepare it
right before your eyes.

Make it good.
This is my first time.

Mine, too.

I will give it
my personal touch.

What a wonderful way
to drown a duck.

You don't mind,
do you?

After all,
this is our last night.

Which reminds me,
are you packed?

Yeah. For all
the fun I've had,

I could have stayed
in the bag myself.

If that's
all taken care of,

then you won't be busy
after dinner?

No. What'd you
have in mind?

I think mr. Weimar
and mr. Stevens

should help you
with your speech
for the festival.

How about frying up
more brandy?

After that, mr. Wilson
will spend some time
with you

conjugating
french verbs,

the irregular ones
which are giving you
so much difficulty.

Then I thought we
might get together.

Oh, I'd love to.

Ah-ah-ahem!

On matters
of protocol.

You'll find
them quite
interesting.

Gentlemen,
I've heard enough.

For four days,
I've been serving
this table,

and in that time,

no one's said
one romantic word
to this charming lady.

Is that against
regulations, too?

Waiter!

What is wrong with her?

From what I can see
above the tablecloth,

she is a very attractive
young lady.

Thank you, waiter.

I can be wrong,
but I must be
at least half right.

Why don't you
get our dessert
or something?

Monsieur, your dessert
is right here.

Tonight there is a dance
in the main ballroom.

I have noticed
how the young lady
looks at you

when she picks up
the wrong spoon.

Believe me, sir,
if you take her
to the dance tonight,

you will thank me
for the rest
of your days.

I will?

This is outrageous!
I'll report you
to the captain.

Not so fast.
24 Complaints
are ahead of you.

He is right
about one thing.

I'd love to go
to the dance tonight.

Well--

out of the question.
There's too much
for you to do.

Out of the question.
There's too much
for you to do.

Miss Jackson,
I am no longer
a young man,

and I don't dance
very well.

My feet are tired

from long hours
of serving
breakfast in bed,

but if you will
do me the honor

to accompany me
to the dance,

I will be
a young boy again.

That's the nicest invitation
I've ever had.

If you plan to disgrace
this delegation

by attending the dance
with a waiter...

In that case,
perhaps I could
take her.

You'll do
no such thing.

As for you, young lady,
finish your dinner.

Forget all this
foolishness,

then retire
to your cabin.

I didn't ask to come.
I was invited.

I was almost shanghaied.

Well, I'm sorry
if I'm lowering the tone

of this
pallbearers convention,

but I'm sick and tired
of taking orders.

And I'm not going
to finish my dinner.

I'm not going to
my room either.

Take my advice,
gentlemen.

Hang on to your
life preservers.

Miss Jackson!

Sit down, Winthrop.

You eat this duck,
you goose.

And I hope you like it
well done.

Waiter! Waiter!
Do something here!

Goodness, help.

Oh, this is wonderful,
Philippe.

The whole trip
should have been
just like this.

It will be.
Just wait.

In a few minutes,

mr. Putnam
will get tired
of playing chess.

He will come
looking for you,

tap me
on the shoulder--

you see?

Philippe.

Peek-a-boo.

Mademoiselle,
I'm most
embarrassed,

but do you
realize this man
is a steward?

He's an angel.

Sacre bleu.

Fouquet has
done it again.

Now if you'll allow us...

That is impossible.

We were very lenient
with you,

but you've gone
too far.

Sorry, mademoiselle.
You may remain,

but your gay
companion may not.

Well, in that case,
I don't stay either.

Come, ma cherie.

we'll take our business
to another boat.

I'm sorry
you got dressed up
and everything.

It was very sweet of you
to ask me tonight,

but I better go back
to my cabin.

Look, do you wish
to live a life

of new england
boiled dinners
and poached eggs?

No.

Do you wish
to spend your evenings

studying
somebody's agenda?

No.

Do you wish instead

to place yourself
completely in the hands
of a frenchman

with imagination,
joie de vivre,

and years and years
of experience?

Lafayette,
I am here.

Cinderella
shall go to the ball,

even if it's through
the back entrance.

Silence! Silence!

clear everything
out of the way.

The dance
is about to begin.

Philippe, Philippe,
have you gone mad?
Where have you been?

There's
work to do.

Yes, there's work
to be done.

This charming young lady
has been on our boat

four lovely moonlit nights,
and nothing has happened.

Nothin'!

And on a french boat.

You know what
this poor little child

has been doing
with her evenings?

Conjugating verbs.

Je vais, tu vas,
il va.

silence!
the honor of france
is at stake.

Oui!
absolument!

shall we allow her
to return to america
unconjugated?

Mais non!
mais non!

no! No, gentlemen! Never!

Please sit down.

Even though
they won't allow us
to the main salon,

we'll have our dance
here.

Well, well, well,
well, my friends,

are you mice
or frenchmen?

Frenchmen!
Frenchmen!

Oui!

je vais, tu vas,
il va

nous allons,
vous allez, ils vont

je vais, tu vas,
il va

nous allons,
vous allez, ils vont...

messieurs, I am sorry
to make you wait

for your carbonated soda,

but the kitchen
was awful crowded.

A toast to
french cooking.

My stomach
will never
be the same.

There's never been
such a night.

The waiters
are dancing in the kitchen.

Even the chef joined them.

And miss Jackson
danced with all of them.

The true spirit
of democracy.

Vive I'amérique!

and now, gentlemen,
I must leave you.

I have the next dance.

Gentlemen, it was
a noble experiment,

but it hasn't
worked out.

We've been inconsiderate
of miss Jackson.
She's young--

she must be told
at once...

And beautiful
and full of spirit--

that we're returning her
to the united states.

Sir, I'm not
in complete accord,

but if that
is your desire,

please don't be harsh
with her.

I shan't be harsh
at all.

That is your job.

Very well, sir.
I shall tell her...

But her reaction
is apt to be violent.

Mr. Weimar,
if I don't return,
finish the game.

Pardon me.

Oh,
monsieur Putnam.

The representative
of that great
country

for which we have
such great respect--

what is it again?

United states.
the united states.

The united states.

Let's drink a toast
to the united states.

United states.

I'm sorry, gentlemen.
I never drink.

The gentleman
refuses to toast
his own country?

Of which he is
the official
representative?

This will make
big news in moscow.

Of course it will.

I wouldn't want
the committee

investigating
the committees
to investigate me.

That's better.

To the united states.

To the united states.
To the united states.

Excusez moi.
and not to france?

It's very important
to toast france.

To france.

Vive la france!
vive la france!

miss Jackson,
I promise you,

in paris, every night
it will be the same thing.

I will unfreeze my money.
You will unfreeze me.

Don't stop me now.
I'm tickin'!

Yeah!
Yeah!
Bravo!

For three nights
straight

I've been forced
to act sedate

And may I say
I didn't like the role?

Thanks to you

My friends

My pretense now ends

And you'll
forgive me

If I kinda
lose control

I don't care
what I did last night

And the night
before that

And the night
before that, too

I'm gonna ring
the bell tonight

I'm gonna ring
the bell tonight

That's what
I'm gonna do

I'm aglow
and I'm feelin'

So happy,
new year's evey

Hang the captain
and the crew

We're gonna pop
the cork tonight

We're gonna pop
the cork tonight

That's what
we're gonna do

And when the band takes
five minutes' intermission

You'll be wishin'

The intermission's
through

Here's to you,
here's to me

And here's to a life
that's merry

I've just gotta
whoop-dee-doo

We're gonna
rock the boat tonight

We're gonna
rock the boat tonight

That's what
we're gonna do

When there's a fiddler
fiddlin' fancy

It makes me feel
so doggone dancey

But it could be
the bubbly brew

What makes
the saxophone so waily?

Just get yourself
a ukulele

And you can
wicky a-wacky a-whoo

Here's to you
and to me

And here's to a life
that's merry

If they wanna,
they can sue

We're gonna
rock the boat tonight

We're gonna
rock the boat tonight

That's what
we're gonna do

I'm gonna ring
the bell

I'm gonna pop the cork

And if the boat sinks,
it serves them right

'Cause I'm gonna, quote

Rock
rock

I'm gonna rock
the boat tonight

Hey!
Yay!

To ethiopia.

Ethiopia!

And afghanistan.

Afghanistan.

And if you can think
of any more countries,

you let me know.

Oh...

Uh-oh.
The ball is now over.

Cinderella goes back
to the ash heap.

I shall go quietly.

Well, you heard me.

As if I didn't know

what you
and that brain trust
have been planning--

send me home
on the first plane

and hope
it runs out of gas.

Go on. Tell me
I'm a disgrace
to my country.

Say something.

I've only got one thing
to say to you.

What's that?

What a built.

Well, that doesn't sound
like s. Winthrop Putnam.

Oh, call me sam.

Mr. Putnam,
you mustn't blame
miss Jackson.

The fault is mine.

I made her
come here.

I made her have
a little champagne.

I made her dance.

The medal
will come later.

Shall we dance?

I think you better
go to your room
and have a poached egg.

Don't fight it.
I'm masterful tonight.

I don't care
what you did last night

And the night
before that

And the night
before that, too

We're gonna
ring the bell tonight

We're gonna
ring the bell tonight

That's what
we're gonna do

I didn't know
they danced like that
in the state department.

It depends
on what kind of
a state you're in.

You know something?
You turned out
to be pretty human.

I'll show you exactly
how human I've become.

He's the king

He's so free

Voilà! Now he's
something different

We can do the same
for you

We're gonna
ring the bell tonight

They're gonna
ring the bell tonight

That's what we're gonna

Poof!

Mr. Putnam...

Mm-hmm?

You don't
have to apologize
for kissing me,

even if you are engaged.

I understand.

You didn't mind?

Oh, no.

In that case,
pardon me.

Night, sam.

Night.

Wrong cabin.

Me, too.

Pardon me.

Night, sam.

Night.

You know,
it must be wonderful
to go to vassar

and have
the state department
for a father.

Not if you talk
about it all the time.

My father
was a janitor.

Equitable building.
48Th and 8th avenue.

I like janitors.

So do I...

My father anyway.

If we didn't have them,

the pentagon
would be knee-deep
in memorandums.

Good night.

Good night.

He wasn't an ordinary
janitor, you know.

They gave him a watch,
gold-filled.

I'm sure it was.

Well... Good night, sam.

Good night.

Night.

Good night.

Are you going
to marry her?

Her father's
a very important man.

Are you going
to marry him?

I'm not marrying either one
if I can help it,

but I don't know
if I can help it.

Our engagement's
been announced...

In the congressional record.

well...

Well...

Good night.

Good night.

You're in
the wrong cabin again.

No. This one's mine.

Oh. I'm sorry.

Wait a minute.

This one's yours.

I have a larger
hot water bottle.

Are you sure?

Listen...

There's a man aboard
who can settle
the whole thing.

Who?

The captain.

You mean because
he marries people?

Then we can
spend the night
in your cabin...

Or my cabin...

Or both.

Oh, that sounds fair.

Let's do it.

Incidentally,

I love you
very much...

Ethel.

Me, too, sam.

Uh-uh.

First, the captain.

Do you,
mademoiselle,

take this man
for your lawful
wedded husband?

I do.

And you, monsieur,

do you take this woman
for your lawful
wedded wife?

I do.
Ha ha!

Not you.
You're the witness.

I do.

I now pronounce you
man and wife

by the authority
vested in me

as the captain
of this ship.

Ah,
congratulations!

Thank you very much.

Congratulations!

Thank you.

Congratulations!

Thank you
very much.

Thank you--oh!

Well, I guess
we better go now--

well, nothing else
to do around here.

Good-bye,
and thanks so much.

Good-bye.

Good-bye.

Where are you going?

I am the witness.

Not anymore
you aren't.

Thanks for everything,
Philippe.

You better have some
black coffee right now.

Yes. Thank you.

Ha ha ha!

Oh, uh,
uh, thank you.

I know

A place

A very special place

A place where we alone

Can go

No one sails

To its shore

There's no shore at all

No house,
no door at all

Still, it's there

Bright and fair

The day you guess

The place
and its address

That day our happiness
will start

Is it far?

Is it near?

When we kiss

You'll see it clearly

It's the place

You hold in my heart

Oh, mon capitaine,

I always thought you were
a stiff-necked idiot,

but tonight you've shown me

that you're a romantic
stiff-necked idiot.

I salute you.

Francois...

Of course!

Help me
to open this up.

But what's a busboy doing
in a captain's cabin?

Stealing his liquor,

what else?

It doesn't make sense.

A ship this size
with a combination
captain and busboy?

Oh, sober up, Philippe.
I am not the captain.

Then why were you
wearing his jacket?

Because when you
and your friends
knock on the door,

I have to improvise.

Stop all this talking.

They're running out
of liquor in the kitchen.

Francois,
you have married
my american friends.

I am sorry.

Tomorrow
I will divorce them.

But we must stop them!

That's no way to repay them
for the marshall plan.

I must tell them
they weren't married--

that you were
impersonating
the captain.

This is a serious crime
on the high seas.

I'll be put in irons.

You'll be sent back
to america.

What can we do?

Keep them apart
while on the ship.

Once they hit shore,

you can tell them
they're not married,

because what happened
here tonight

the captain
must never find out.

What must I never find out,
gentlemen?

What are you doing here?

Just stealing
your liquor,

that's all.

I'm sick in bed
a few days,

and the whole ship
goes crazy!

Dancing in the kitchen,
stealing my champagne!

You realize
you are both discharged?

Thank you very much
and good night.

Where are you going?

To the kitchen.

Sit down,
monsieur Fouquet.

You, too.

I wish to have
a long talk with you.

Couldn't you
boil it down

for the reader's digest?

sure.

Monsieur Fouquet...

dum dum da da
dum dum

Da dum da da da

Dee dee dee dee
dee dee

Da da da dum da--

Toothbrush.

I always read myself
to sleep.

Dee dee
da da da dum

Do dum dum
do-do dee dee dee

You take care of one.
I'll handle the other.

I hate myself already.

Do do-do do-do
do do

Da da da dum

De-dum dum-dum

Da da da da
de-dum dum-dum

Da da da dum

Da da da rum
de-dum bum-bum

Da da da rum
de-dum bum-bum

Da da mm-mmm
mm-mmm

Monsieur...

Compliments of the chef.

Your wedding breakfast.

Breakfast?

It's the middle
of the night!

The night's even
scarcely begun!

Good.

Philippe,
you're drunk.

I could not do
what I am about to do

if I were sober.

Philippe!

I've heard
of breakfast in bed,

but this
is ridiculous!

Forgive me.

I'll take this to be
cleaned immediately.

No!

No.

Excuse me.

It may be some time
before I get back.

Talk to each other, huh?

What about?

Listen, I--

I have taken care
of that cabin also.

We're giving this boat
a bad name.

You'll like my folks.

Will I?

Father is a professor...

At massachusetts
institute of tech--

nology.

No wonder
you're so smart.

Smart enough
to marry you

before you could
back out.

You know,
somehow I don't
really feel married.

Neither do I.

I guess you don't
feel like it till
about the second year.

Oh--

sooner than that!

Mrs. S. Winthrop Putnam.

Mrs. sam Putnam.

Excuse me, darling.

Toothbrush.

Ha ha ha ha!

Oh...

I'm so sleepy.

Sam, what happened?

Are you all right?

Now who's that?

Probably your
drunken friend Philippe
with another breakfast.

I'm sure he thinks
this is amusing.

Go away!

Grab an anchor
and jump overboard!

What was that,
young man?

Just a minute.

It's secretary Sherman!
What do we do?

Tell him
we're married.

We can maybe
use his cabin.

Shh!

No. We can't do that.

Why not?

I'll have to break it
to him gently.

After all, I'm going
to marry his daughter.

Or am I?

You'd better go in there.

What a place
to spend my honeymoon.

Well, young man,

I hope you're satisfied
with what you've done
tonight.

No. I can't say
that I am.

That scene
in the kitchen

was carrying things
a little too far.

Close that door.

I'll do my best.

Had a bad dream.

Really?

Indians.

You don't seem
to understand

the seriousness
of this situation.

I've got something
very important

that I want
to talk to you about.

Winthrop,
you must realize

that
the american people--

expect their officials
to be appointed
from the people

but not to act
like the people.

And carousing
with chorus girls
in the kitchen

is not the way
to win friends
and influence voters.

Any further gossip
about you
and miss Jackson,

and I wouldn't
blame my daughter

if she postponed
her marriage to you.

She'd have a point
there.

And you'd be jeopardizing
your career, too.

I wouldn't have any choice
but to dismiss you.

Let me read you
a few paragraphs

from the state department's
manual of conduct.

Oh. Booby-trapped.

I'm awfully sorry,
sir!

Never mind being sorry!
Get me out of here!

This has been a nightmare
from beginning to end.

I'm fed up
with the whole thing!

Oh, no! This has
been used before.

Never mind!
Never mind!

Just pay attention!

Section b,
paragraph 32.

"All employees
of this department

"must at all times
maintain the dignity
and decorum

"expected of employees
of the department
of state.

"It is reiterated

"that any breach
of conduct

"will
reflect unfavorably

upon the government
of the united states."

hey... What?

Who turned on
these sprinklers?

Sam!

Keep reading!

The evening's shot
anyhow!

Ah-choo!

Ah-choo!

Ah-choo!
Ah-choo!

Ah-choo!

Hello, darling.

And don't say
it's a small world.

Marcia!

Well, at least
you remember my name.

Hello, father.

How did you
get here?

My allowance piled up,

so I took a plane.

I'm a big girl now.

Are we going
to get going

or stand here
and play
post office?

Oh. Is this
our little chorus girl?

Not yours, darling.

Marcia,

I'd--i'd like you
to meet mrs., Uh,

uh, miss, uh...

Dynamite Jackson.

There they are.

I must tell miss Jackson
that they are not married.

You're becoming
a new england
boiled frenchman.

Besides,
they're getting
in their car.

Don't they have to
go through customs?

They have
diplomatic immunity.

Yes, but not
from everything.

Les délégués
des etats-unis.

I'll tell her we're married
right after the festival.

What'll I do
in the meantime--

sleep in bathtubs?

This meeting's
important to me.

I don't want
to be dismissed
until it's over.

If miss vassar of 1922
makes one more pass
at you,

I may slug her.

Hello, sam.

Cher rené!

monsieur Putnam,
je suis enchanté!

everybody
gets to kiss you
but your own wife.

After all,
this is france.

Whose idea was it

to bring that
Jackson girl?

We're sending her
back soon.

Winthrop thought
she should make
an appearance

at the first session
as a democratic
gesture.

His gestures get
more democratic
every day.

Temper, temper.
Have some respect

for the
thousands I spent
to make you a lady.

Lady or no,
if miss 10th avenue
keeps whispering to him,

I may blow my cork.

It is my pleasure
to present

the assistant to
the undersecretary of state

of the united states
of america.

Isn't this
marvelous, darling?

Gentlemen,

ladies,

delegates to the international
festival of the arts,

it is indeed a privilege
to address a gathering

whose sole purpose
is the promotion of peace,

friendship, and harmony.

Winthrop, do you
know why I followed
you to france?

I think we should be
married right away.

Mm-hmm.

It's going to be
awful crowded
in that bathtub...

Sam.

Put on the earphones.
You can hear much better.

"Sam"? Well...

That's all right,
dear.

I'm broad-minded.

And in this case
I use the word
advisedly.

That here we have
complete unanimity of form.

That here there is
nothing but harmony,
friendship, and peace.

Before we go any further,

mr. Putnam should tell you
what happened on that boat.

You really should listen.
This will make history.

I can imagine.

They told me in new york
you did a specialty.

I'm trying to be nice,
darling,

so stop needling me.

I'd hate doing something
I'd be ashamed of.

You mean
in the daytime,
of course.

1, 2, 3, 4,

5, 6, 7...

Peace, friendship...

and harmony.

Please!

Miss--miss Sherman--

no, don't do that,
please.

Now listen, ladies...

Marcia!

Marcia,
stop that now!

Miss Jackson,
don't do that!

Winthrop! Winthrop!
Can't you stop this?

Mr. Wilson,
do something!

Well,
she started it!

Marcia,
behave yourself!

Please, ladies!

You must realize
that this is
the united festival!

I trust this exhibition
has proven the necessity

for returning miss Jackson
to the united states!

The sooner,
the better,
darling!

Darling has something
to tell you,

haven't you, darling?

Oh, ethel--
i mean miss Jackson,

it'll take weeks
of hard work

to bring harmony
to this meeting again.

I wouldn't want to do
anything to disturb it
any further--

not right now.

You must realize how
important this is to me.

Yes,
I'm beginning to.

Give me a little time,
and we can straighten
out--

ethel, wait!

Let her go!

Uh...

Miss Jackson.

Welcome to gay paree.

So I'm not even married
to that lug.

I would have
told you sooner,

but I didn't dare
until we were
off the boat.

Does sam know?

I left a message
at the hotel.

Married by a busboy
and divorced by a waiter.

There's a career for you.

Ho ho ho!

My little camille,
don't be so tragic.

Tragic?

Me?

Why, I'm bubbling
all over.

I'm so happy
to get rid of
that stuffed shirt.

In fact, I'm celebrating.

Waiter!

Hit me again.

Thanks.

Why don't we all
go inside?

Because it's
april in paris.

When it's april in paris,
everybody sits outside.

Does monsieur mind
if I leave the bottle?

You'll be back?

In july.

I'll tell you
this much,

sam Putnam
means nothing to me.

I came to paris
to have a good time,

and, brother,
I'm going to have it.

Ah-choo!

Gesundheit.

Don't be sarcastic.

Philippe,

sing something.

Sing?

I don't feel
like singing.

But in paris everybody
feels like singing...

All the time.

What
a horrible idea.

Oh, come on, Philippe.

Be gay and carefree...

And champs elysees.

all right.

I will try.

April in paris

Chestnuts
in blossom

Holiday tables
under a tree

April in paris

This is a feeling

No one can ever

Reprise

I never knew
the charm of spring

Never met it
face to face

I never knew
my heart could sing

Never missed
a warm embrace

Till

April in paris

Whom can I run to?

What have you done to

Ah-choo!

My heart?

It's no use, Philippe.

I'm in love with
the man I married,

and he's not even
my husband.

Even in paris, that's
an unusual situation.

But what am I
going to do?

I just can't
crawl back to him.

It's a cinch he's not going
to come crawling to me.

Look, you will not
leave paris without him.

This I promise you.

With what I have here...

And what you have...

There...

We'll find a way.

Hello, darling.

Aren't you
ready yet?

I think you'd better
go to that nightclub
without me.

I've got a headache.

Our three wise men
say it's the best show
in paris.

They've reserved
a ringside table.

There's a new
american performer
they say is wonderful.

What's the matter?

Oh, I don't want you
to catch my headache.

I wouldn't go
if you feel like this.

You lie down, and I'll
massage your temples.

I could stand up
and take an aspirin.

But that wouldn't
be the same thing.

Uh, let's go out.

I think
I feel better.

Then there's no reason
to go out.

I'll be dressed
before you know it.

Giselle!

Janine!

Oh, charlotte!

Giselle.

Bonjour, ma petite.

bonjour, ma grande.

ethel!

I thought she went back
to new york.

They must have
refused her.

You can keep
the empire state

It's very tall

But that is all

You can have
your old new york

It's not for me

Give me paree

My new york
may have its faults

Just as you say

But your paris
has some, too

Please step this way

From your hotel

The view is swell

But here's the rub

There is no tub

The plumbing's 1883

I know

But that's what
makes paris paree

The clothes are chic

The hats unique

It's such a thrill

Then comes the bill

And you're undressed
financially

That's what
makes paris paree

The peddler's cart

The eiffel tower

The flowers mart

The eiffel tower

Priceless art

The eiffel tower

The eiffel, eiffel...

Awful, awful
eiffel tower

You can't endure

Without I'amour

I like I'amour

but not toujours

I guess
it's just heredity

It's what we call
c'est la vie

Well!

That's what makes
paris paree

Yes, but new
york is home to me

Garçon regrets

No crepe suzettes?

The lady pales

He's serving snails!

We'll both get heartburn,
wait and see

That's what makes
paris paree

You try to grab

A taxicab

The light is red

He goes ahead

And knocks you down
quite cheerfully

That's what makes
paris paree

The gay cafes

The eiffel tower

The mayonnaise

The eiffel tower

Ia marseillaise

the eiffel tower

The oh-so-tiring

But inspiring
eiffel tower

I've seen it all

The beaux arts ball?

The rue de la paix?

Well, it's ok

Just twist my arm,
and I'll agree

Paris
is getting to me

The priceless art

The peddler's cart

The clothes so chic

The pipes that leak

That's what makes paris

That's what
makes paris

That's what
makes paris

Paree

Well, that was
quite a show for
one person's benefit.

I wonder
what's going on

between her
and that frenchman.

I've got to go back
and find out.

Oh, no. Come back
to the hotel

and forget
all about her.

I can't forget
all about her.

Every time I try,
I remember all about her.

Maybe it would be easier
to forget all about you.

Winthrop,
just remember,

if you leave me,
your career's over.

We'll see to it
that you're not even
elected dogcatcher.

That suits me fine.

I've caught
one too many already.

You never loved me.
You only wanted to marry me

to get to the white house
to remodel that, too.

I'm going to tell ethel
I love her.

Father,

why didn't you
say something?

I thought
he covered the subject
pretty thoroughly.

Oh!

But he's all yours.

I could hear him panting
from the stage.

Do you think
he'll come back here?

On all fours,
like a french poodle.

He's scratching
at the door.

I don't want to see him.

But he's come back.

Look, you love him,
he loves you.

What else is left?

But he hasn't
suffered enough yet.

Come in.

Ethel...

I love you.

You see?
He loves you.

Shut up,
you wall-eyed
wife stealer!

Bravo!
He's jealous, too!

Would you care
to strike me?
I'm a cad.

I'll get to you
later.

I know you're not
really my wife,

but I'd
like you to be.

I wouldn't dream
of holding you
to any rash promises.

It might hurt
your broken-down career.

I don't want my
broken-down career.

Shall we go?

Where are we
going?

Where we go every night.

He's always so embarrassed

in front of men whose
intentions are honorable.

We'll paint the town rouge.

we'll dance until dawn,
laughing and singing

and drinking champagne
by the kilometer.

Oh, mr. Putnam.

Inform the state department

I'm getting
my 200 bucks' worth tonight.

What do you want
with me?

Sam's come
back to you.

Reach up
and pluck him
like a ripe peach.

He's not ripe enough.

I want him to suffer.

Ethel! Ethel!

Suffer.

Don't lose sight
of that cab.

The girl I married
is in there.

Fouquet has
done it again.

Good night, cherie.

good night,
Philippe.

Take the young lady
to her hotel.

It's 94 rue fauberge.

Oui, monsieur Fouquet.

thank you.

Guess who.

Oh, no!

Oh, yes.

Please go home.
The game is over.

Last half
of the ninth.

Philippe,
he followed us.

He saw you
coming in?

That's what I wanted.

Has there been
any insanity
in your family?

No.

There is now.

They will never
believe this.

Me, Philippe Fouquet,
fighting for my honor.

You home wrecker, you!

In america,
we'd hang you.

Whatever I did
I did in self-defense.

You... Gigolo!

Sam!

You really care.

We're going back
to the hotel.

Stand up so I can
knock you down again.

Explain to him--

I'll lie down here
while she's explaining.

Philippe?
Philippe, what's happened?

What is it?

What have they
done to you?

Who are you?

Oh, miss Jackson,
my wife mrs. Fouquet.

Oh, married, too.

In america,
we'd string you up

after we'd hung you
for the other thing.

For what? For trying
to make a foolish girl

go back to her man?

For trying to throw her
out of my apartment?

Almost every night
another silly woman
follows him home.

It's becoming
monotonous.

Nobody told me
that he had a wife.

To everyone,
I am his housekeeper.

It must not be known
all over france

that Philippe Fouquet
is an old married man

with five children.

Huh! Five children.

Oh, I am a very good
housekeeper.

If it were known,

it'd be bad
for my business.

How could he
support his family?

That's what
I want to know.

Philippe Fouquet
must play the gay dog,

singing, dancing,
a different woman
every night.

And then I always
come home to my wife.

Tired, but
he comes home.

Gay paree.

I'll never believe
another story about paris.

And I don't
believe this.

You can fool
s. Winthrop Putnam
with that act,

but not sam.

I'm a new kind
of boy!

Shh. You'll wake
the children.

If he has children,
I'll eat 'em all...

On toast.

White or whole wheat?

Silence! Silence.

les enfants,

these are my good
american friends--

mademoiselle Jackson
and mr. Putnam,

who don't believe
that you exist,
by the way.

Hello. Hello.

That is enough.
Let's go to bed.

Charles. Yvonne.

She's right.
I'll take you upstairs.

Oui, papa.

you see?

This is my career.

Good night.

Good night.

Well?

Well,
all this proves

is you're
running around
with a married man.

It proves
nothing of the sort!

How did I know
he was married?

It's a state secret.

Then you
were seeing a man
who wasn't married.

Well, I didn't know
he had five children.

You probably
wouldn't care if
he had five wives.

Please, please, please!

Go home. Kiss each other.
Get married.

Do something...

So we can all go to bed.

I married her once.
That's enough.

How do I convince
this poached egg
that I love him?

Love is for peasants.

All right,
so I'm a peasant.

Philippe, isn't
love wonderful?

I ask you.

Love? It is marvelous.

I tell you.

Ask anybody
in paris

He'll agree

Well, it's not for me

But it's
so enjoyable

I hate it

So girl and boy-able

Huh! Overrated

Love is a happy thing

Sheer stupidity

You're stupid

Stop being a fool

And give me a kiss

She's right,
you're a mule

You keep out of this

The fault is not hers,
it's mine

That's fine,
now can I go?

If I can follow

It's so deplorable,
it's frightful

She's so adorable,
he's spiteful

I only hope they can
work it out alone

Philippe! Philippe!

Au revoir, my friends

I've got problems
of my own

You're following me

Well, that isn't true

You're following me

Who's following who?

Let's call it a day

O.K., Let's kiss
and say good-bye

Good-bye forever

Please

Isn't love wonderful?

I ask you

Isn't love marvelous?

I ask you

I never knew
my heart could sing

Never missed
a warm embrace

April in paris

Isn't it beautiful?

What a built.

What have you done to

My heart?

Poof!