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Yes, honey, I have got it right here.
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No, no, don't worry. I will.
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All right, sweetheart. Bye.
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- Bianca or Nicole?
- Bianca.
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Frantic about her book report.
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Oh, yeah, "A Wrinkle In Time."
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I... I mean, we worked
really hard on that.
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She forgot it last night
when Pauline picked her up,
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and it is due this afternoon.
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Damn it, I have got a breakfast
in Tribeca in a half hour.
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Go. I can drop it off at school.
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You're already late. I got it.
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I don't deserve you.
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Bye.
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Oh, come on, climate change.
It was 68 degrees yesterday.
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Oh, God, do I not have a coat here?
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This'll do.
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This is for Bianca Brooks.
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She's in Ms. Wong's fifth grade class.
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If you just point me in
the right direction,
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I can drop it off for her.
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We can't actually let you do that
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since you're not the registered parent.
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- Oh.
- Bianca can pick it up
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- from the office at lunch time.
- Oh, that sounds right.
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Thank you so much.
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Um, excuse me?
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Pauline, hi. I wasn't
expecting to see you.
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Is that why you wore my coat?
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Oh, my God, I... I...
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there was the recent weather
patterns, and I just...
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Relax, Liza, I'm kidding.
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It suits you.
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Isn't this just lovely?
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Bianca mentioned that
she had two mommies.
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Yeah, no, Mrs. Klepper,
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Liza here is Charles's
girlfriend, not...
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- Oh.
- Good-bye, Pauline.
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Another successful interaction
for the books, I think.
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- Look, Liza, wait.
- Oh, my God.
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No, no, no, it's freezing.
Please, keep it.
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Consider it an olive branch.
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But now that the divorce negotiations
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are more or less behind us,
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can't we all behave like grown-ups?
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- Is this a ceasefire?
- Yes.
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And my girls love you.
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Ooh, you know what?
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You should be on the pick-up
list, don't you think?
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Wow, um... yes, I do think.
You do think?
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- I mean, are you sure?
- Yes.
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Mrs. Klepper, can we register Liza?
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She'll be around for the long haul.
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Of course, Pauline.
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I should have froze instead
of wearing that coat.
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I'd have gotten hypothermia,
but maybe I would have died,
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and none of this would have happened.
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But it does not do to dwell on dreams.
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Dumbledore?
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The girls are on book three.
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And don't worry about Pauline.
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- It seems the worst is over.
- Is it?
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Because somehow, I got roped
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into having lunch with her tomorrow.
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You're joking. How, why?
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All good questions. Moral of the story,
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I think I need to start keeping
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a spare of everything at your place.
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Or maybe you should just move in.
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- What?
- No, not maybe.
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You should move in.
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Are you asking me to shack up
at the coffee machine?
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Why not? I just think
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if you're going to keep
one coat at my place,
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why not keep them all there?
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Why not start every morning
waking up together?
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- Why not?
- Is that a yes?
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- I'll think about it.
- Charles?
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Can I have a word?
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Don't overthink.
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I've got big news,
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and I wanted
to share it with you first,
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since I am your work wife.
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Just your work wife, of course,
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despite the salacious gossip
in the bull pen.
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I'm going to be someone's real wife.
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- I'm engaged to Enzo.
- That's wonderful, Diana.
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Congratulations.
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Do I have your blessing, Charles?
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Sure.
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It was spontaneous,
so there's no ring yet.
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People won't know
unless it's announced.
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And of course, I can't announce it.
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That's like lighting
your own birthday candles.
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Would you like me
to announce it, Diana?
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Oh, Charles,
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you've always been able
to read me like a book.
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Okay, first order of business:
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- The Debutante Ball.
- I'm sorry, what?
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I could have sworn you
just said "debutante ball."
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I did, yes.
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"Publisher's Weekly"
throws this big party
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every year where first-time authors
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are escorted by their mentors
into publishing society.
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It's corny, but...
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But it is the event of the season.
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Remember when Maureen Dowd
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and Jennifer Egan wore the same dress?
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I swear, it affected book sales.
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Listen, it's a big press op,
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and we're missing our debutante.
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First time authors.
Why not Jake Devereux?
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- Hard pass.
- Quinn doesn't want to do it?
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Seems right up her alley.
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She's busy on
the campaign trail, thank God.
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What about the notorious PTB?
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Could you please use your words?
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Pauline Turner Brooks.
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I know we lost her upcoming sequel,
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but nothing sold better than
"Marriage Vacation" last year.
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Well, I could ask her.
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I'm having lunch with her tomorrow.
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Oh, okay. That's pretty big news.
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Not that big. Makes sense.
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Former author and editor reunite.
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It seems downright ordinary.
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I believe we have
even bigger news today.
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Isn't that right, Charles?
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We do? We do!
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Everyone, uh...
Diana is getting married.
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- What?
- You are?
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- To who?
- It's "to whom,"
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and his name is Enzo DeLuca.
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Oh, Diana DeLuca.
Well, it's better than Trout.
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I'm keeping Trout.
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Yay!
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This is exciting! I'm so excited!
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Why aren't you excited?
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Liza, please deactivate yourself.
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First, planning, then excitement.
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Okay, well, I am here to help.
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Good, but I will make
all the arrangements,
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and you just make yourself useful
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- on the day of.
- The day of?
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What's left to do on the day of?
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Well, helping me get dressed,
running interference,
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with my harrowing
new gaggle of in-laws.
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That kind of thing.
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You mean, like, maid of honor stuff?
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If you want to promote
yourself to that, fine.
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Diana, I would love
to be your maid of honor.
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You get one hug a year.
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- And this is it.
- Ah!
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- Okay.
- Okay, yay!
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- Are you baking?
- Oh, I made your favorite.
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Pecan pie and pinot noir. Sit.
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Remember in "A Star Is Born"
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when Jackson makes that steak
for his dog?
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This is giving me that kind of vibe.
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Charles asked me to move in with him.
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Oh, wow! Is that guilt pie?
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- And wine.
- Liza, you can unclench.
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- I'm happy for you.
- I know it's fast,
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but it feels right.
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It's a milestone.
I've never lived with anyone.
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You're my longest relationship.
Well, you were.
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You and I are not breaking up.
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- I'm just going uptown.
- Well, anything that requires
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the 6 train is officially
long distance.
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I am going to miss you.
Our wine nights,
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binging "The Great British Bake-Off,"
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paint fumes lulling me to sleep.
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Oh, God, I am going to send you off
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with a cheap thrills to-go kit.
Don't you worry.
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Oh!
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You go call Charles and say yes.
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I know you want to. All right?
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♪ Black lipstick, high drama ♪
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- How is Kelsey doing...
- So Nicole's getting...
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- as publisher?
- Really good at violin.
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- Sorry.
- No...
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- Kelsey is killing it.
- Oh!
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It's new terrain, but we're
trekking through it together.
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I always admired your partnership,
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and not only because
it benefitted my book.
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So how is life as a full-time author?
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Honestly, I've been blocked
on my sequel.
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That surprises me.
I felt like the last time
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we saw each other, the words
were just flowing out of you,
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like a river or a tsunami.
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Yeah, I was really hurt,
and I was being vindictive.
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But the truth is, I should
have stayed at Millennial.
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I should have stayed with you, Liza.
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I mean, you were a dream editor.
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You always knew how to get
the best pages out of me.
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In fact, maybe now that
we're burying the hatchet...
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You want my help.
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Oh, if you could just read
one or two chapters.
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Liza, you understood me
in a way my new editors don't.
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- I need you.
- Okay.
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- I'll take a look.
- Oh, thank you!
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But I actually need a favor in return.
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- Okay.
- Millennial is invited
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to PW's Debutante Ball tonight.
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Oh, that soiree for first-time authors.
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I know that it's totally last minute,
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but would you be our deb?
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Are you kidding? I'd be delighted.
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And I dance a mean waltz.
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Do you need to borrow a dress?
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Hey, Liza.
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I just wanted to share some news.
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So a friend of mine
from "The New Yorker"
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is coming tonight,
so we are going to be
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the talk of the town, literally.
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Okay, I'll see you tonight. Can't wait.
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I think it's wonderful
that you're so friendly
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with your ex's girlfriend.
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Oh, well, what are you going to do?
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In my circles,
men are always running off
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with their 20-something assistants.
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20-something?
That woman isn't 20-anything.
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- I don't know what you mean.
- Well, I scanned her license
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when she registered as a guardian.
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- Sorry, I'm confused.
- Well, I'm not supposed to
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share this sort of information, but...
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Excuse me.
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I think this is
so ridiculous, isn't it?
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Yes, supes redic.
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It's like prom for grown adults.
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- So obviously, I am here for it.
- Yeah, I wouldn't know.
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I skipped my prom to go to
a Danity Kane meet and greet.
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- Kelsey.
- I'm not proud.
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Uh, yeah, I lost my virginity
at prom, actually.
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Well, most of it.
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What about you? Prom king?
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- How'd you know?
- Oh, yeah, that tracks.
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- Refill, please.
- Yes, my queen.
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- Prom king!
- ♪ There goes my heart ♪
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- Cheers.
- Liza Miller?
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We're lining up all the debutantes
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and escorts backstage.
Would you please follow me?
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Of course. Save me a dance.
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Hm.
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Hi. Can I talk to you?
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Is everything okay?
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There's no easy way to say this,
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but Liza is 42.
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Did you hear me? I said that the woman
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you're with has been
lying to you and me
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and everyone this whole time.
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This isn't how
I wanted you to find out.
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What? You knew?
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Charles...
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I trusted her with our girls.
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Mrs. Brooks, there you are.
We need you backstage ASAP.
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- You're up next.
- I...
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Oh, you look beautiful.
I love the sash.
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Introducing Pauline Turner Brooks,
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author of the best-selling
novel, "Marriage Vacation."
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Arm in arm, please.
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Pauline's escort tonight
is Liza Miller,
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editor at Millennial Print.
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Pauline and Liza's partnership
is a special one.
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She's the only debutante who's
mentor is the younger one.
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What an incredible story.
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Um, hello, everyone.
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I was so looking forward
to being here tonight
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with my editor, Liza Miller,
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who I put my absolute faith
and trust in
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as I was writing my first book.
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Some of you know
I've been working on a sequel,
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and I have to admit, it's been hard
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avoiding the sophomore slump.
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Just found myself writing
the most clichéd story.
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The heroine, the long-suffering wife,
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returns from a writing
sabbatical only to find
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that she's lost her husband
to a young assistant.
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I don't think it's any secret
that my writing
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is somewhat autobiographical.
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So imagine how stunned
I was to learn that the truth
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is much more dramatic than anything
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I ever could have written.
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Because the truth is,
the young assistant...
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This assistant...
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Is not the 20-something
she claims to be.
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Liza Miller is 42 years old...
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And she has been lying shamelessly
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about who she is for years.
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God, this woman is deranged.
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Forgive me, Charles,
but I cannot just stand by
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and let her slander us like this.
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- Diana, don't...
- Pauline, you are the only
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- shameless liar here.
- Diana, wait...
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You are a sad and petty person,
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simply jealous of the person
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that you ex-husband fell in love with.
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How dare you? How dare you besmirch
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this young, innocent woman's name?
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Have you no decency?
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We are officially withdrawing
you as our debutante.
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- Sash, please.
- Diana, it's true.
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It's all true.
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- Diana, wait...
- You stay the hell
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00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:05,159
away from me.
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00:15:20,414 --> 00:15:23,660
- Diana!
- Hey, don't push it.
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00:15:27,304 --> 00:15:31,260
- Oh, my God, Diana!
- Call 911.
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00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:38,154
Hey, I got here as quick as I could.
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00:15:38,185 --> 00:15:39,566
What's going on? Is she all right?
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The doctor said it was a panic attack.
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Okay, how's she doing?
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We don't know.
She won't let us see her.
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Hey, are you okay? What happened?
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Oh, I'm... I'm fine.
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I just lost trust
in humanity as a whole.
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But other than that, I'm fine.
The Ativan is helping.
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Liza has been lying about her age,
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and everyone knew except me.
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Really? Well, how old is she?
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- She's 42.
- Huh.
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00:16:23,381 --> 00:16:25,135
She looks good.
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I... I just mean, she
had me fooled, too.
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Everybody knew, Enzo. Except me.
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I'm the laughingstock.
I'm the village idiot.
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I mean, how could I not see it?
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00:16:40,528 --> 00:16:42,292
It's like that old saying, you know?
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If you smell a fish,
and you look around the room
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00:16:44,354 --> 00:16:47,039
and you don't see a fish,
you're the fish.
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00:16:47,066 --> 00:16:51,697
Look, Liza's outside.
Why don't you talk to her?
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No. No, I can't.
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00:16:55,033 --> 00:16:56,721
Just you.
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00:16:59,122 --> 00:17:02,626
Fine, I will talk to your lawyer.
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00:17:05,956 --> 00:17:08,561
Lawyer? What's that all about?
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00:17:10,677 --> 00:17:12,098
Pauline's furious.
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00:17:12,144 --> 00:17:14,595
She wants to revisit
our custody agreement.
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00:17:16,334 --> 00:17:18,875
Well, now is not the time
for me to move in.
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00:17:18,990 --> 00:17:23,235
- That'll only make things worse.
- Liza, I am so sorry.
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00:17:23,379 --> 00:17:27,361
- What are you apologizing for?
- She is my responsibility.
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00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:29,259
Pauline is the mother of my children.
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00:17:29,284 --> 00:17:31,665
I should have been honest with
her about it from the start.
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00:17:32,087 --> 00:17:35,796
You were just protecting me.
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00:17:41,438 --> 00:17:45,540
You guys should head home.
She doesn't want to see anyone.
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00:17:59,670 --> 00:18:01,181
- Josh.
- Did you...
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00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:03,248
did you just get back from Bergdorfs?
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00:18:03,276 --> 00:18:04,737
Hey, how's the weather up there?
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00:18:04,774 --> 00:18:07,384
- Is it different?
- What are you talking about?
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00:18:07,460 --> 00:18:09,720
Rumor has it that you
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are officially
an Upper East Side lady now.
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I'm not. I'm staying put.
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00:18:19,696 --> 00:18:22,881
I'm staying exactly where I am.
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00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:29,017
Hey. Liza, are you okay?
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00:18:29,752 --> 00:18:31,907
I made a mess of everything,
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00:18:31,994 --> 00:18:34,175
and this time, there's no going back.
354
00:18:34,344 --> 00:18:36,728
I really... I just...
I don't know what to do.
355
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:41,943
Well, do you want to talk about it?
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00:18:42,847 --> 00:18:47,693
- How much time you got?
- However long you need.
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00:18:52,415 --> 00:18:54,056
"The real stories that Millennial print
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00:18:54,081 --> 00:18:55,568
"aren't in their youth-buzzy books,
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00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,696
but behind the scenes." Nice.
360
00:18:57,740 --> 00:18:59,540
There are so many ways
we could have avoided this.
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00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,720
- So many!
- This is a PR nightmare.
362
00:19:01,751 --> 00:19:03,407
You know, this explains everything.
363
00:19:03,432 --> 00:19:04,642
I mean, she doesn't have Snapchat,
364
00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:06,946
she thought Four Loko was a rapper.
365
00:19:06,991 --> 00:19:08,884
I saw her taking extra Splenda packets
366
00:19:08,909 --> 00:19:10,450
from the diner and I thought
she was just being quirky.
367
00:19:10,491 --> 00:19:12,321
Listen, we need to do
major damage control.
368
00:19:12,346 --> 00:19:14,454
- Yes.
- It's like we're cursed.
369
00:19:14,527 --> 00:19:16,657
- My scalp's itching me.
- No, Kelsey, no.
370
00:19:16,687 --> 00:19:19,588
The good news is that Quinn
already knows about Liza's age.
371
00:19:19,641 --> 00:19:22,033
Oh, the silver lining's around here
372
00:19:22,058 --> 00:19:24,150
just keep getting thinner.
373
00:19:24,224 --> 00:19:26,686
Quinn knows.
Oh, what about the interns?
374
00:19:26,724 --> 00:19:28,765
Did they know before me, too?
375
00:19:32,428 --> 00:19:34,569
- He hates me.
- I'll talk to him.
376
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,876
Good morning, Ms. Miller.
377
00:19:36,923 --> 00:19:38,259
- Lauren.
- My parents raised me
378
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:39,760
to respect my elders.
379
00:19:40,151 --> 00:19:41,892
Look, I know I have
a lot of apologizing
380
00:19:41,929 --> 00:19:44,760
to do around here, but there's
somewhere I need to start.
381
00:19:44,786 --> 00:19:46,167
Have either of you seen Diana?
382
00:19:46,205 --> 00:19:48,386
Oh, yes, Diva's been in since 6:00 AM.
383
00:19:48,462 --> 00:19:49,650
Ma'am.
384
00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:55,065
Did you get fresh Botox, or...
385
00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:58,143
Bye bye.
386
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:03,988
Come in.
387
00:20:05,917 --> 00:20:10,299
Hello, Liza, if that's
even your real name.
388
00:20:10,399 --> 00:20:11,985
Lauren said you came in early.
389
00:20:12,019 --> 00:20:15,237
Yes, I've been drafting
your termination latter.
390
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:17,394
Of course. Diana, if you'll just
391
00:20:17,447 --> 00:20:19,908
- let me explain.
- What a charade this has been.
392
00:20:20,079 --> 00:20:22,290
Hm? First Charles, now this.
393
00:20:22,318 --> 00:20:25,680
I can't seem to keep up with
all the lies that you've told.
394
00:20:27,049 --> 00:20:29,190
You must have had a good time
at my expense.
395
00:20:29,227 --> 00:20:30,859
No, it wasn't like that at all.
396
00:20:30,884 --> 00:20:33,065
What was it like, Liza?
397
00:20:33,344 --> 00:20:36,650
It was really hard lying to
someone I care about so much.
398
00:20:36,718 --> 00:20:38,571
Diana, I owe so much to you.
399
00:20:38,623 --> 00:20:40,617
You were the only person
who wanted to hire me.
400
00:20:40,642 --> 00:20:42,008
Well, I wouldn't have if I'd known.
401
00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:45,784
Exactly. That's why I had to lie.
402
00:20:46,702 --> 00:20:49,003
I saw this opportunity to work for you,
403
00:20:49,032 --> 00:20:51,212
the biggest opportunity
that I have ever had,
404
00:20:51,237 --> 00:20:53,138
and I had to take my shot.
405
00:20:53,213 --> 00:20:55,947
And my life opened up when I did.
406
00:20:56,071 --> 00:20:59,007
You can't win the game
without playing the game.
407
00:21:01,586 --> 00:21:04,928
- You taught me that.
- But for what, Liza?
408
00:21:05,169 --> 00:21:08,631
I mean, I have been searching
my mind for hours,
409
00:21:08,723 --> 00:21:10,223
and for the life of me,
I cannot come up
410
00:21:10,248 --> 00:21:12,315
with one good answer to the question,
411
00:21:12,340 --> 00:21:14,682
"What self-respecting adult
would go to those lengths
412
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:17,058
for this job?"
413
00:21:17,790 --> 00:21:20,611
To get me coffee and chopped salad?
414
00:21:20,876 --> 00:21:23,923
To hand-stitch my pants?
To clean out my bird cage?
415
00:21:23,963 --> 00:21:26,808
To bring my urine sample to the doctor.
416
00:21:27,211 --> 00:21:30,665
To... to... to hold my hand when I
was alone on the red carpet?
417
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:32,954
To convince me to fight for
Enzo when I chased him away.
418
00:21:32,979 --> 00:21:34,991
Who would do that?
419
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:42,634
I mean, it couldn't have been
just for the money.
420
00:21:42,908 --> 00:21:44,590
Of course not.
421
00:21:46,590 --> 00:21:48,751
I did all those things for you.
422
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,721
Well, maybe you did what you had to do.
423
00:21:55,916 --> 00:21:57,917
And I can respect that.
424
00:22:00,866 --> 00:22:03,588
You're lucky you hitched
your wagon to a star.
425
00:22:05,974 --> 00:22:08,410
But if we are going to forge forward,
426
00:22:08,921 --> 00:22:13,910
honesty is the best policy.
Is that clear?
427
00:22:15,660 --> 00:22:18,569
- I couldn't agree more.
- And one more thing.
428
00:22:18,910 --> 00:22:21,159
You are no longer my maid of honor.
429
00:22:21,471 --> 00:22:25,374
- I understand.
- You're my old maid of honor.
430
00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:29,597
- That's very funny, Diane.
- That's not a joke.
431
00:22:32,379 --> 00:22:34,847
- Liza?
- Yes.
432
00:22:36,378 --> 00:22:38,564
I just want to say...
433
00:22:44,969 --> 00:22:48,010
I... I need the numbers
for the new releases.
434
00:22:52,177 --> 00:22:53,678
I know that I can find it myself,
435
00:22:53,731 --> 00:22:56,753
but I would prefer you to do it.
436
00:22:57,780 --> 00:22:59,764
I love you, too.
437
00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:14,147
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