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- ⪠I am American, American... âª
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- We are the largest
and fiercest tour
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starring drag queens
in the world.
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- ⪠My, my, my,
my country tis of thee âª
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⪠These are all my friends,
we are a family âª
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- Oh!
- Aah!
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- ⪠This is who I am
and who I wanna be âª
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[cheers and applause]
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- ⪠I am American, American,
American âª
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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- Wow. What's you doing?
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- Ladies and gentlemen,
Alyssa Edwards.
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- The show
has officially begun.
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[cheers and applause]
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- Alyssa, mama.
- Alyssa.
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- [laughs]
That's my crazy sister.
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- Oh, Miss Mama,
Miss Thing.
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- Alyssa Edwards is on 24 hours.
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What you see is what you get.
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If you think Alyssa's secret
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or her persona
on "RuPaul's Drag Race"
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was at all manufactured
or forced, it isn't.
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It was probably even held back.
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She is cocaine in high heels.
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[cheers and applause]
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[indistinct conversations
in Spanish]
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- And if you don't
love yourself,
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how the hell
you gonna love somebody else?
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- Oh, that's pretty.
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- Are we even gonna get
to experience the city?
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- Tomorrow.
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[laughs]
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She's loca. [laughs]
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- Good morning.
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- It's 4:00, guys.
- My bag's not over there.
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- What? What does your bag
look like?
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- This one?
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- How's my hair look?
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- Hot, baby.
- A hot mess?
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- Alyssa came
for a couple of shows,
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and we had some sleepovers
while she was here.
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- She came in
like a thunderstorm.
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She turned it out,
she hit it.
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- How you feeling?
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- Well, girl, how do you feel?
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- Well, rushed.
- Exactly.
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- Well, how do you feel,
girl? Look.
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- I'm chippy-chirpy, though.
I'm awake.
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Don't be a drag,
just be a queen.
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Oh, my gosh, my body.
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I need to go to a gym.
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I need to wake up.
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Laid up in that little
casket thing like this.
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- It's like
sleeping in a coffin.
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- It's the classic way
to open a bottle.
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Girl, not while she's peeing.
Oh, my gosh.
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Will you warn somebody before
you just whip that thing on out?
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- I was trying
to close the door.
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- Well, I need
to open my Sprite.
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Wait.
- [laughs]
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- It's the wrong--aah!
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[all laugh]
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- Well, that's close.
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- That is awesome.
Oh, my God, girl.
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- That's my drag mother.
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She comes in, she's Mama.
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She comes in, she goes,
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Miss Shangie,
what's going on over here?
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Oh, my gosh, girl.
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[sighs]
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Let's do it, girl.
Let's do it for the fans, Mama.
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Let's just press play, baby.
Let's just do it.
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- There's only one shower, baby.
Do you wanna go first?
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- Yes.
- Okay, go ahead.
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- Just jump in. We're about to
have a shower together, sweetie.
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Jump in.
- Okay.
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Do you want to shower together?
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- Just jump in.
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- Are you in the shower?
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- Yeah, I'm going.
- Aah.
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- Now I have to find
an open shower.
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Y'all, are you using
your shower yet?
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Can I use your shower?
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How can you reach that?
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The showerhead
is like hanging in there.
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- Is there
only three showers?
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- Yeah, I think so.
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I'm on a scavenger hunt
for one right now.
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Excuse me, guys.
Do you know a shower?
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[speaking Spanish]
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Are there any more showers?
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Four? Thank you.
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Okay, well, I haven't
counted four yet.
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I counted three, so that's good.
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Honestly, it's probably
not in this direction.
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No, I'm not going down there.
Mm-mm.
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That's where people
get killed at.
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Valentina's in there.
Is she in the shower yet?
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- Yes.
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- Girl, this is not glamour.
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Now you don't want me
to shower with her.
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She's like, Alyssa, just
get in the shower with me.
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Girl, what is this?
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Girl, what is going on?
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What is going on
when I'm not here?
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Is this going on?
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A family that drags together
and showers together
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will I guess fucking
live together forever.
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- Y'all give that woman
hot water next time.
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- We ain't got no hot water?
Now we're gonna conserve.
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Now we're gonna conserve
in Madrid.
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Voss Events.
This is Brandon Voss.
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Can I interview Brandon Voss?
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I am Alyssa Edwards, live
on location with Brandon Voss
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for the Voss Events.
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He's eating Pringles.
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We're conserving hot water,
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and the dancers
are eating Snickers.
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Kennedy is over there trying
to figure out what day it is.
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Shangela,
if I don't got hot water,
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you gonna boil me some.
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- Boil me some?
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- You drug me into this,
you're gonna drag me out.
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And I mean drag.
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Now where's the hot water,
sweets?
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[all laugh]
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- This is what I'm gonna do
when I get tired of all y'all.
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I'm just gonna sit right here--
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- Oh, yeah.
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- And turn into
Hannibal Lecter.
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- This one has water pressure
and hot water.
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- Where?
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- This one has water pressure
and hot water.
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- Don't use it all day.
Come on.
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Save me just an ounce.
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Whose is these?
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- Ahh, hot water!
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Thank you.
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⪠I am a woman âª
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- This is not glamour.
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This is not
what I signed up for.
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- Her glue and Elmer's glue
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on her face is glamour.
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- The glamour is gone.
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- Y'all think the glamour
only lives on the stage,
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but it starts
when I wake up, girl.
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- Tell me how
you really feel, girl.
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All I know is right now--
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- I thought you were hopping in
with your daughter?
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- It's 5:00.
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No, because I need to take
a luxury shower by myself.
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- No, there's no luxury here.
You just literally told me,
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"Valentina, you cannot be taking
no luxury showers."
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You sure as hell is not gonna be
taking no damn luxury shower,
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because there's no motherfucking
luxury here, bitch,
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to even think that.
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- ⪠So cold âª
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- If I wanted luxury,
I could have luxury
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because I'm--
- Not here, bitch.
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- You could never have luxury,
because you know what?
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You're not that type of girl.
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- Well, everything that I have
with me is luxury and glamour.
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- Oh, it is?
- Yes.
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- Zoom in.
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- No, don't zoom in
on my makeup kit.
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- Zoom in.
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- Don't you dare zoom in
on my makeup kit.
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I'll fuck you up,
World of Wonder.
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- And she said "zoom in."
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- Can you jiggle, Valentina?
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- Push them together, though.
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Poor Guadalupe.
She did not sign up for this.
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- Oh!
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Aah!
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Turn the--No!
This stupid, raggedy shower.
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And I look soaking wet.
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This is not that kind of video.
Thank you, baby.
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All the cues
and all the lights, okay.
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All the subscriptions
go out together.
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- I'm very excited.
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- [speaking Spanish]
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- They're gonna be
in living color.
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- You know when you go
to these meet-and-greets,
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you've gotta put on
extra perfume, extra deodorant,
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get your Altoids, get your fans,
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and, honey,
get yourself together.
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You gotta be gathered around.
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Dearly beloved, we are
gathered here today...
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- Degree?
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- Yep, Degree, yep.
- Here we go.
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- Okay, this is interesting. Go.
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- Got it?
- Wow, yes, Jon.
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More deodorant, honey.
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I don't sweat, but just in case
if she does sweat.
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If she does sweat.
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- Ooh.
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You like that?
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- I do.
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- Alyssa Edwards,
she can do no wrong.
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- You changed my life.
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I'm about to faint.
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- Thank you. Don't faint!
- Can we hold hands?
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- Don't faint!
- I won't faint.
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- She is one of the most
popular ones of all time,
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and so she has a lot of
big things coming to her,
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and a lot of things
coming at her.
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- Oh, my God, I love you so
much, Alyssa, you're amazing.
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- Thank you.
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Hi, boys.
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- You look amazing.
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- Alyssa maybe.
[speaking Spanish].
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- Alyssa. Alyssa.
I love Alyssa.
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I love everything of her.
I love everything.
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- Mwah, mwah, mwah.
- Mwah, mwah.
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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- I love you.
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- She said, "yes."
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- Faster!
[all laugh]
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Oh, she was ready.
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- One, two.
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- Ooh. Honey. Ooh.
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Ooh.
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I feel like Bibi Bean.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Feel like Bibi Bean.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Feel like the baby daddy.
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Hi, baby daddy.
Hi, baby daddy.
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Where's my money?
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Where's my money from the show
you did the other night?
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Thank you so very much, Madrid.
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All of you were so fabulous
in the meet-and-greet.
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Fuck.
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Let me do that again.
I didn't like that one.
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We gotta do a take two.
We gotta do a take two.
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Ooh, that lighting
might be too bright, honey.
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You gotta adjust the lights.
You gotta adjust the lights.
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Thank you, Madrid.
The meet-and-greet was fabulous.
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It's showtime, folks.
[clucks tongue]
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Nope, now there's a shadow, see?
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Y'all got my shadow.
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- ⪠You know how she does âª
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- [humming]
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- Get in.
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- I got the clips in my hair.
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- That's okay.
I'm on a roll, bitch.
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- Okay, ready?
Get in more.
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Get up on me, girl.
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- I gotta pull this flip aside.
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00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,981
- There's Shangie
and Alyssa!
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- Ready.
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- Look at that quaff. Clips.
252
00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:12,237
- Get that good light.
- Oh, you look good, gal.
253
00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:15,114
You look stunning.
- Ooh, hello.
254
00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:16,741
- Let me see.
- That's awful, girl.
255
00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:20,537
- Alyssa. She is not
from this universe.
256
00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:23,414
She's crazy.
She is a celebrity.
257
00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:24,749
You know, like she is a diva.
258
00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,543
- Okay, Nicholas, you ready?
259
00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:29,170
Get that black and white dress,
and let's cover the house.
260
00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:31,422
- I don't mean diva
like in a bad sense,
261
00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:34,133
but everything about her
is just larger than life.
262
00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:36,469
- When the scissors come
missing--where's my stuff?
263
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:39,806
- Mrs. Thing--Alyssa Edwards,
the House of Edwards.
264
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,975
Where do I begin?
[laughs]
265
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:44,978
Alyssa carries herself
in a very grand way,
266
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,772
and rightfully so
most of the time.
267
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,148
[cheers and applause]
268
00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:51,234
- Oh, I can always know
269
00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:53,027
there's gonna be
a good time with Alyssa
270
00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:54,654
when she's here, honey,
271
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,114
because we go through
the shenanigans, honey,
272
00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:57,949
and we gonna go through
rigor mortis.
273
00:10:57,949 --> 00:11:01,619
She is fine,
and she can stay ready as well.
274
00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,872
[laughs]
And she don't give a shit.
275
00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:05,707
She's gonna be ready
when she get ready.
276
00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,000
But she also delivers.
277
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,085
The fans love her.
278
00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:13,006
Her personality
is beyond beyond.
279
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:16,968
[cheers and applause]
280
00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:35,153
[singing in Spanish]
281
00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:52,295
- Um, some wipes, please, doll.
282
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:53,963
[clicks tongue]
283
00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:59,886
Shangie?
284
00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:07,852
Uh, Kenny?
285
00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:17,320
Kenny, Shangie?
286
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,661
Where'd they go?
Do y'all know where they went?
287
00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:30,375
Oh, Lord, child,
Jesus save me.
288
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,293
God save the queen.
289
00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:35,463
- Seven, eight.
One, two, three, four,
290
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:37,548
five, six, seven, eight.
291
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:41,886
Two, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
292
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:44,973
- Thank you. Yes.
293
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,975
Thank you so--
thank you so much.
294
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:50,061
Oh, my gosh, thank you!
295
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:03,408
Look at this
what this fan gave me.
296
00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:04,742
Look at all of these gifts.
297
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:06,744
I show up over here, honey.
298
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:10,164
Look, this is the coolest thing.
299
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:13,626
Me in the pageant,
me with my dance kids.
300
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,254
Look at this.
I love this.
301
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,840
Me when I won all the pageants.
302
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,341
Me with my sisters.
303
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:22,510
That was Christmas Eve.
I remember that.
304
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,721
Me and my daughters.
305
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:28,599
Me and RuPaul, my inspiration.
306
00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:31,769
This is a career.
A career.
307
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:34,105
Amazing. These people
come to these meet-and-greets
308
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:35,690
and they give us these things
309
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:41,154
and it makes it all worth it,
it all worthwhile.
310
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,156
And that's really
what it's about, honey.
311
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:46,617
Don't get me wrong,
the paycheck is lovely.
312
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:49,746
But at the end of the day,
you spend the money
313
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:54,250
and you're left
with a million memories.
314
00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:59,881
And look at all these boys
running around in their panties.
315
00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:01,466
- Like that?
316
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,843
- Like that.
317
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,178
Uh-huh.
318
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:08,473
Valentina
created her own station.
319
00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,224
Brush the back of that.
320
00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:12,518
- I said I'm not done yet.
321
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,230
- Oh, my gosh.
322
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:17,857
Oh-ho.
- Say, huh.
323
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,610
- I love Valentina.
I love working with Valentina.
324
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,987
She's so sweet.
She's like my little god-niece.
325
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:26,074
- She's such a great role model
to look up to,
326
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:27,533
and a great energy to be around,
327
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:30,078
because she's always been
so supportive of me.
328
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:32,038
She's always given me
such great advice,
329
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,456
she's always believed in me
330
00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:36,084
and told me,
"you're a star. Keep going."
331
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:37,835
"Keep going, you're
doing great," you know?
332
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:39,962
- What is your favorite part
333
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:42,465
about being on
the "Werq the World" tour?
334
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:44,967
- Do you wanna sniff my tights?
335
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,886
We've been--I've been using this
336
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,054
for I don't know
how many cities.
337
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,514
You wanna smell them?
338
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:51,099
You know the smell
of old tights.
339
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:52,934
- I'm your friend, not your fan.
340
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:55,853
No, I do not wanna sniff
your panties,
341
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:59,982
your undergarments,
nor your tights, darling.
342
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,984
- But doesn't drag
have such a smell?
343
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,611
[sniffs]
It smells like drag.
344
00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:05,822
- Mine does: Chanel No. 5.
345
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:06,823
- Oh, bitch.
346
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,282
- Oh, you like that.
347
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,951
- I don't smell no perfume.
348
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,745
- Darling--
- I do not smell not--mm-mm.
349
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:13,955
- Take your allergy pill,
honey--
350
00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:15,540
- No, baby.
351
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:16,874
- And clear your sinuses,
and take a whiff.
352
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:17,875
- No, Baby.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
353
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:20,128
Er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er-er.
354
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:22,547
[laughs]
355
00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,340
- Wow.
356
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:27,677
- I am the queen that coined
the smelling good of a queen.
357
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:28,886
I'm that queen.
358
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:30,221
- Why are you blocking?
359
00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:31,472
I'm trying
to walk to my dresser.
360
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:32,932
You keep blocking--
thank you, doll.
361
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,976
Roll out the red carpet.
362
00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:38,813
- Roll out the red carpet?
[laughs]
363
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:41,983
[cheers and applause]
364
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:46,070
- Alyssa has such
an amazing artistic intent
365
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,697
to what she does.
366
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,282
The first thing she does
when she comes into a theater
367
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,617
and says,
"where can I come from
368
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,286
"that allows me to be
369
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:57,081
a more immersive performer
with the audience?"
370
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,292
And she will find
a little platform
371
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,501
that nobody else has noticed
372
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:02,086
out in the middle
of the audience,
373
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,796
and she'll figure out a way
374
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,339
to come from the balcony
down through the audience.
375
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:08,301
And really, it's about
not just performing,
376
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,803
but connecting
with the audience.
377
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:15,808
And she is intent on making
as much of a physical impact
378
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,810
and connecting with
that audience as possible.
379
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,395
And it's an amazing thing
380
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,355
to watch her perform
and bring that to life.
381
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:24,066
[cheers and applause]
382
00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:29,840
- Now that's
a motherfucking rush, bitch.
383
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,509
- Huh?
- That was everything.
384
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:35,721
- Was it?
Look at this.
385
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,807
- You see any nails?
386
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:41,644
- Leo, come on, baby.
387
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,813
Unzip.
388
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:48,609
Girl, that makes it
all worth it, bitch.
389
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,569
- Was it lovely, gal?
390
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:54,156
- They beat the walls.
391
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,284
That was the night
that the lights, honey,
392
00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:58,202
went all the way out
in Barcelona.
393
00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:00,121
Now go out there and carry on.
394
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:02,248
Go on out there, Miss Shange.
395
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,625
- Yeah!
396
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:07,336
- Honey, the showgirls.
397
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,921
Whew.
398
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:13,467
One day I'm gonna write a book.
399
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:18,180
Girl, the mem-wars
of a traveling queen.
400
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,474
Wars. And when I say "wars,"
401
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,601
there's a lot of wars
in my head, honey.
402
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,145
But I'll tell you,
403
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:26,981
the ultimate war is being
out there on that stage.
404
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:29,066
- Whew.
- Excuse me.
405
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:30,443
- In Barcelona.
406
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:34,989
The feeling, the excitement,
407
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:36,657
whew, it's worth it.
408
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,451
Oh, my gosh, look at me.
409
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,994
All this money.
It costs so much money.
410
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:41,996
I'm looking at all this,
I'm adding it up.
411
00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:43,664
I gotta get in my closing,
honey.
412
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,082
And then the show never stops.
413
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,292
- Never stops.
414
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,044
- You go from one to the next.
415
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:52,465
I'm gonna put this
closing outfit on. Whew.
416
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:53,883
This is the Texas takeover.
417
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:56,093
- Oh, it's always Texas, honey.
- Okay.
418
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,845
It's the Texas takeover.
419
00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:01,265
Shangie, Texas.
Me, Texas. You, Texas.
420
00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:13,152
[cheers and applause]
421
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:29,543
[cheers and applause]
422
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,183
- It's been lovely, bitch.
423
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,310
- Whoo!
424
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:49,313
- It was the lights,
the cameras, and the people.
425
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:50,564
- Good show!
426
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,608
- Ladies,
that was a good show!
427
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,696
- Oh, my God, I'm ugly.
428
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,372
- Thank you for coming with us.
429
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,666
- Oh, no, thank you so much.
430
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:10,292
Thank you.
This was so much fun.
431
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:13,087
Thank you, baby. Thank you.
432
00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:15,131
It was truly a pleasure.
- Yes.
433
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,466
- Thank you guys for having us.
It was a great show tonight.
434
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,677
- Thank you.
- Great show. Thank you.
435
00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:21,846
Well,
the pageant's over, honey.
436
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:24,181
The pageant's over,
437
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:28,269
and Valentina
was my lovely first alternate.
438
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,895
- Oh, bitch, please.
439
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,189
- And you know what?
You know what?
440
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:33,566
- You gotta speak Spanish.
441
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,360
- [speaking Spanish]
442
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,612
- Barcelona, muchas gracias.
443
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,364
- [speaking Spanish]
444
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:44,618
[both speaking Spanish]
445
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:57,840
- Oh, so fuck my trade.
[laughs]
446
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,758
- So fuck my rose.
447
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:01,385
- Hi!
448
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,596
- I knew I was destined
for something, honey.
449
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:06,557
I'll look back one day
and say, "girl, you did that.
450
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:10,019
"You did that.
451
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:12,354
You're a little gay boy
from Mesquite."
452
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:15,399
[cheers and applause]
453
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:33,209
- Alyssa's secret, honey--
she was sharing secrets
454
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:36,003
all around the world,
and aye-yah-yah.
455
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:38,214
I'm gonna write that book
and unveil the real secret,
456
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:40,341
the secret to being
an entertainer, you know,
457
00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:43,093
beating that inner saboteur
voice, loving the stage.
458
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:46,138
[cheers and applause]
459
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,740
- Girl.
460
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:06,325
- Thank you.
That was fabulous, you guys.
461
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,785
Mama's gotta go!
462
00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:10,871
That was it, honey.
She Werqed the World!
463
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:12,831
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
464
00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:16,168
She Werqed the World,
465
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,920
and good night.
466
00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:22,466
And never in a million years
did I believe
467
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:25,427
that I would be traveling
to Madrid
468
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:27,054
being a cross-dresser.
469
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:29,848
A full-scale drag queen,
drag performer,
470
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:31,559
female illusionist,
impersonator,
471
00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:34,186
never in a million years
did I believe I'd be in Madrid
472
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:37,231
being Alyssa Edwards,
something created from scratch.
473
00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:39,733
And you guys, thank y'all.
- Thank you.
474
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:42,319
- Thank you. Good day
and good night, okay?
475
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,280
- Bye. Hasta luego!
476
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,323
- Hasta luego, baby.
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