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- And there's your receipt.
- Thank you.
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It just... Erm...
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Right. So, erm...
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Do we, do we just go, or...
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do you do a bit of a
speech, or what happens now?
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Well, we're sad to see Aine go.
We've loved having you here.
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Oh God, I've had the time of my life, I hope
to come back as often as my schedule allows
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I'm sorry you didn't have a great time.
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No, I didn't expect it to be a
great time, Teresa, I'm not stupid,
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- I just, it's a lot of... Shona's money...
- Don't worry about it.
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No, I'm just saying cos I think the
facilities could have been nicer,
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- like the website shows.
- Yeah, I know.
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In fairness to Aine, when I booked her in,
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- the website did make it look
like there was a jacuzzi... - Yeah.
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And the jacuzzi was half how I convinced
her to come here in the first place!
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- Yeah! - You know, cos
I said, you know...
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- at the worst, if she came, at
least there'd be a jacuzzi. - Yeah.
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Of course, as it turned out,
it's just a picture of a...
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- Duck pond. - Duck
pond. - Yeah. - Which...
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But, like I said, this is not
a spa, it's a rehab facility,
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- so we plough our money into care
and therapists. - Yeah, I know,
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- but I just don't see how a jacuzzi...
- Or a plunge pool.
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.. would be a bad thing for people
who just needed a bit of a boost.
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Mm-hm.
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Come on, Sho, it doesn't matter.
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So, any other... feedback,
before you head off?
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Why are you saying it like that?
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Why are you saying "feedback" like that?
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All businesses should
appreciate feedback, OK?
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I'm in business, I love feedback.
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- And yeah, I do, actually, and
don't take it the wrong way...
- Oh, just leave it, Sho. - Just on
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e second.
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Also on your website, you say you
get all sorts of people here.
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But Aine tells me, when they were
having the group therapy sessions,
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- they mainly dealt with addiction
and not with... - Nervous breakdown?
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Oh, is that what I fall under?
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- I thought it was mostly Bs,
creative type. - Don't be sarky!
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- I'm not, I'm being sassy!
- I'm gonna punch your face in a minute.
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I actually have some practical feedback.
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- Oh, good.
- Just as regards snacks.
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So I was thinking,
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mini-bars...
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I'm actually being serious,
Teresa! Because one day,
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when I was really low,
I would've happily paid
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double the recommended
retail price to eat a Kit Kat
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without everyone gawping at me.
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And ideally, in a fucking jacuzzi.
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I'm sorry for cursing there.
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That's OK.
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Erm, can I have the...
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- car keys?
- Mm.
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Erm... Yeah.
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Thanks, er, for everything, Teresa.
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- Bye.
- Bye-bye.
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Oi, oi!
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Take me with ya!
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Is she, um...
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Is she fixed?
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It's just, I didn't really
see this coming, so...
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I can see you guys are close, yeah?
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Yeah, well, she's my only
sister. Or brother, or...
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I know this must have been a shock.
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Cos with someone like Aine, we
try and get them back to a place
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where they can care about themselves
enough to take care of themselves.
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When she got here, she
could hardly open her eyes,
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and now she's...
complaining about Kit Kats.
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She's made of hardy stuff.
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OK.
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- Yeah?
- All right.
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Cool, thank you for that.
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- Bye. - Bye. - Oh, and, um...
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I mean, that's kind of
what I meant. Earlier.
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You know, when I said about
a speech, what you just did.
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So, I don't know, next time...
I mean, this is feedback.
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Yeah. Thanks.
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Right, guys, OK.
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This should be easy by
now, OK? The family.
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We all know that Kourtney is the...
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Eldest.
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Very good, yes.
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But Kim is the...
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- Second eldest.
- Second eldest, very good.
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But after that, then we have Khloe.
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- Khloe is the...
- Middle.
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Middle, Mo! Yes, fantastic!
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Now, she was -- past tense
-- WAS the youngest.
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Until along came...
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- Kendall and Kylie.
- Kendall and Kylie.
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And they are the daughters...
The daughters of...
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- Kris.
- Kris! Yes, very good.
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Give me a high five -- lovely.
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Now, Kris, who is the...
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- Mother.
- Mother!
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Welcome, Victor! Hello!
Yes -- mother. Fantastic.
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OK, so they are the daughters
of Kris and Caitlyn.
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Also the mother.
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.. Is Caitlyn Jenner, the mother.
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Eh...
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I don't think that
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she... is the mother...
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She's Caitlyn?
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She is Caitlyn. Exactly.
And that ends that chat.
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I love this TV Friday.
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Oh, yeah. And who doesn't
love the Kardashians?
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No, that was a rhetorical,
not a real question.
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So you can put your hands down.
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Uh, in Romania, I see
Kardashians all the time.
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I have big TV.
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Oh!
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But here, Sky TV, a lot money.
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Only laptop, or BBC.
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So Sky TV
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costs... You getting
this down, on your thing?
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Costs too much money. Mm-hm.
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Rent costs too much money.
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Yes, rent costs too much money.
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And guys, listen. I know it can be tough.
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It can be tough. But you know what?
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Love...
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costs...
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nothing!
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- Aw!
- Aw!
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Love costs zero pounds.
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And I love you.
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And we love you!
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Ah, stop it, you're breaking my heart!
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Right, fill out all of those
worksheets by Monday, though,
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or I will Brexit the lot of you.
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It's the weekend!
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Give yourselves a round of applause!
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It's the weekend!
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- Keeping it professional in here?
- Yes, very much so.
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Actually, Mo, can you
take out those plugs,
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I spilled water all over the
sockets. So just be careful.
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No, Mo, don't touch that
socket if it's wet. Aine...
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I'm a-joking! It's one of
my little jokes for you.
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Hi, Emma, Aine here.
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Just wondering what to
bring for dinner tonight,
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I'm thinking pavlova or a bag of ketamine!
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I'm super-psyched to
meet all your friends...
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You are literally just texting
me as I talk to you on the phone.
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"Sophie being weird about
people she doesn't know coming,
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"don't think I can bring
you along any more..."
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Oh, yeah, that is totally fine!
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Eh, I totally get that.
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Um... Eh... Yeah, I had loads
of other things to do anyways.
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Yeah, I'll just eat the
pavlova and ketamine myself.
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Have a great night. Bye!
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'Hi, you've reached Shona's
voicemail. Leave a message.'
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Uh, hello, Shona, it's
me, Dr Morag Sporran
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from the STD clinic.
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I'm ringing re your test results.
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Unfortunately, confirming our worst fears,
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your fanny is rotten from the inside out.
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So we're going to have to remove it.
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Ah...
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Hi, it's me. What are you doing tonight?
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Ring back when you get this. OK, bye!
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Archway Psychotherapy.
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Hiya, yeah, could I
speak to Helen, please?
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Are you a patient, or family?
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Um, patient.
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I'm afraid she's not free right now.
Want to schedule a call for next week?
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Eh, could I just not speak
to someone... Helen, now?
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Just cos I've, erm....
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I've just shoplifted a
smoothie, so feeling a bit...
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Actually, could I speak to Helen
about this rather than you?
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I'm waiting schedule a call for next week.
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No, cos I said... What if
I was about to kill myself?
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Are you?
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Would that get me through
to Helen, if I said I was?
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No. As I say, she's unavailable.
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Thanks for nothing. Bye.
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- Hey.
- Hi, you OK?
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What are you doing here?
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What am I doing here? Stop flirting with
me, Vish, you're my suster's boyfriend!
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Look, she is five minutes behind me, OK,
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so don't make her late.
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Is that you, Aine?
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No, it's your elderly neighbour, Mildred!
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Psst! Hey! That is a sourdough
I'm proving under a tea towel.
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It is my little newborn. So don't poke it.
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I will not make her late and I
will not poke your sourdough.
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- Love you! - Bye.
- Please don't be late.
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Hey, that homeless man out the front of
your building's nice. You get my voicemail?
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No, I got your text, what's wrong?
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Listen to it, it's really funny.
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What do you mean, listen
to it, I'm in a rush!
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You have that party
tonight, the dinner party?
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Eh, no..?
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Oh, no! Why, what happened?
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Oh, no, it's just turned
into like a pub thing later.
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Oh, that's more fun, probably.
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- Yeah.
- Chance to meet new people.
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- Mm-hm. - Bruce reckons he
makes £200 a day out there.
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Who?
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"Who". Homeless guy.
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Don't eat that fruit salad!
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It's Vish's breakfast.
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God, Vish is driving me nuts right now.
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Just keeps alluding to moving in.
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You know, but in a sneaky way,
like, he makes his sourdough here.
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He says the butter fits in his house.
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Oh, that's so sneaky!
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Imagine loving you so much that he'd...
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want you to live in his
mahoosive house, rent-free?
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And anyway, if I move in, then what next?
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We'd either break up, or get married.
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I wish you guys would get married so I
can do my hilarious best man speech.
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Honestly, my opening gag is
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mwah-mwah-mwah, mwah-mwah!
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- What's your opening gag?
- Oh, I'm not going to tell you
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because I want the look on your
face on the day to be real.
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Right, well, I've no interest for
marriage so you may as well tell me now.
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Shona! Don't say that. If you don't
get married, I can't get married.
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Because it's bad luck and unnatural
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for the younger sister
to wed before the elder.
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Stop talking about it now,
cos I'm getting stressed.
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Can you do my back?
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No, last time I did this, my
hands were brown for two days!
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Just do it, it's wash-off!
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- What were you doing in Green
Park the other night? Ow! - Shona!
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I'll unmatch you on Find My Phone if you don't
stop stalking me, you're like a creepy uncle!
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I'm not stalking you, I'm
just checking where you are
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so I can sleep at night.
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What are you doing there?
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Can you do it a bit
gentler, it's gonna smear.
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I, er, I went for a walk.
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10pm at night?
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Yes, after the cinema.
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Oh, OK, who did you go to the cinema with?
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No one, who would I have
to go to the cinema with?
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- Don't say that, that just makes me sad.
- Well, it's true, isn't it?
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I'll go to the cinema with you!
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What did you see?
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I saw a big porno
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with loads of young lads riding holes...
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Look, just don't go walking
around at night on your own, OK?
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It stresses me out -- you'll
get raped or murdered.
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- Chance would be a fine thing.
- Jesus...
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00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,430
- No, I know I shouldn't...
- Why would you say that?
242
00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:15,280
- So sorry, I shouldn't have said
it, touch wood. - Touch wood.
243
00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:17,590
- Oh, Sho...
- What?
244
00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:20,710
You've just got... a
little spot, can I pop it?
245
00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:23,030
- No, you cannot pop it!
- No, I don't want to,
246
00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:25,390
but what if someone sees
your back tonight and vomits?
247
00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:27,440
Oh, Jesus, OK, then!
248
00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:30,990
- Ow, fucking hell!
- Oh, God! Sorry.
249
00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:32,190
That's disgusting.
250
00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:33,550
Don't wipe it on my bedding!
251
00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,510
What, I wipe it on your back, then?
252
00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:37,190
OK, you can go now.
253
00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:38,910
Thank you, master!
254
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,760
Don't make me laugh, I'll sweat.
255
00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:50,920
Are you OK?
256
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,310
Oh my God, what are you wearing?!
257
00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:55,550
- What?
- WHERE did you get that?
258
00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:56,990
Forever 21.
259
00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:59,910
Well, that's a bit of fucking
irony if I ever heard of it.
260
00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:02,510
Oh, is it awful? I thought I
looked kind of Wonder Woman-y.
261
00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:04,400
Ah, no! It's just a bit...
262
00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:07,520
- .. prostitute-y. - Aine! - Shona!
263
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:09,950
You've a sweatshop full of clothes,
264
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,350
- why don't you wear something
from that? - No, I don't.
265
00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:15,000
And I look old and awful
and I've nothing to wear.
266
00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:18,560
What are you wearing under your cardigan?
267
00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:21,150
My black pleather mini.
268
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:24,670
Literally just help yourself
to anything that's on there, OK?
269
00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:27,830
- Mm-hm. - Except for the dry cleaning
stuff. Oh, and the white dress.
270
00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,390
What time are you heading out?
271
00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:31,640
Oh, they're gonna text me soon.
272
00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:33,830
Uh?
273
00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:36,800
Yeah, but I'll probably just
scoot straight after you.
274
00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:41,390
Are you OK?
275
00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:43,270
Yeah, I'm grand!
276
00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:44,310
Grand, yeah, course!
277
00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:47,670
- Cos you can come to this thing with
me if you want. - No, you're mad!
278
00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:50,190
You doughnut. Imagine me at
an event with all the suits.
279
00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:51,790
Oh hey, listen, can I show you my thing?
280
00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:53,390
- Ah honey, I've got to...
- No, no, wait.
281
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,550
- Just wait a second. Look at this.
- Show me.
282
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:59,790
♪ I'm sorry, I'm not the most pretty
283
00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:05,030
♪ I will never ever sing like Whitney
284
00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:07,750
♪ Ooh ooh ooh
285
00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:15,670
♪ So let's let all hearts bleed... ♪
286
00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,950
OK. Yes, great, brilliant.
287
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,030
Very good!
288
00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:22,230
Go out, it's the weekend, have fun!
289
00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:23,270
Yes!
290
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,830
♪ I just wanna dance with somebody
291
00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:33,510
♪ I just wanna dance with somebody
292
00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:35,950
♪ I just wanna dance with somebody
293
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,510
♪ I just wanna dance with somebody
294
00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:41,270
♪ It could be anybody
295
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,870
♪ Tell me are you that somebody?
296
00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:46,230
♪ Don't matter who you are
297
00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:48,910
♪ Just love me the way I are... ♪
298
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:04,760
Oh, fuck, stop this...
299
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:10,080
Fuck's sake, Aine, why
haven't you left yet?
300
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:14,360
Shona?
301
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,110
Oh hey, hi, Charlotte.
302
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,190
- You OK?
- Yeah, sorry. Distracted.
303
00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:22,310
The way you looked at me, I thought
I'd made an Irish name mistake.
304
00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:24,590
Listen, I'll answer to any
Irish name -- Siobhan...
305
00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,870
- Saoirse? - Yeah, I mean, I've
turned around for Seamus...
306
00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:29,430
I'm glad you're here.
307
00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:31,950
I thought I was gonna be
the only womb present.
308
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,470
- Yeah, God, me too.
- You coming in?
309
00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:35,110
Erm...
310
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:36,200
Yeah.
311
00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,790
God, I can smell the Lynx Africa already.
312
00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:42,590
See, I knew Aine was gonna make you late!
313
00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:45,430
There they are, the
power ladies of finance!
314
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:48,670
Freddie! I knew you'd turn
up for a night of free drink.
315
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:51,920
I just hope we can squeeze some
juice out of these wealthy lemons!
316
00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:54,270
How's Aine, Sho?
317
00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:56,990
Yeah, she's absolutely fantastic.
318
00:14:57,040 --> 00:15:01,270
Uh, hey, Sho, so we have one woman
and three brown people up there
319
00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:05,110
out of 150, so it's like Christmas.
Sho and I have this favourite game
320
00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,670
where we drink a shot every time
we see a brown person or a woman
321
00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:09,790
- working in finace.
- It's a shit drinking game,
322
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:12,470
- cos you stay really sober.
- Does that make me a double threat?
323
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:15,550
Yeah! So you'd be two tequilas.
324
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,870
And I'm, obviously, minus points.
325
00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:19,480
Yeah, you are.
326
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,030
Right, well, let's get in there!
327
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:25,030
See what juice we can squeeze
out of these wealthy lemons!
328
00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:27,710
Oh my God, you already said that, mate.
329
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,830
- What's going on? - I just don't
know where she... She's gone home.
330
00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:33,470
I don't know why she's gone home.
Getting changed, or something.
331
00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:35,990
- What are you doing?
- Just be here.
332
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:38,470
Be here, all right? She's
fine. She's with her friends,
333
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,510
- making new friends...
- I am here! - Just chill.
334
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:42,230
I am. I'll see you up...
335
00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:45,150
What are you hanging out with
Freddie for anyway, you Judas?
336
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,310
Judas? He's part of the group!
337
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,630
- Well, don't tell Aine.
- I won't tell Aine!
338
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:52,150
I won't tell her how sexy
her sister looks tonight.
339
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:55,440
- Ah, thanks, hon. It's
Aine's skirt. - Ew.
340
00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:03,450
- Oh, God, fucking Jesus.
- No, just me. Hello, sunshine.
341
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:05,490
Hello. My God, Bradley, where you off to?
342
00:16:05,540 --> 00:16:09,010
I'm just gonna go and meet Emma.
Sorry about all the laundry.
343
00:16:09,060 --> 00:16:12,210
- Not doing it and stuff.
- Oh, God, that's so cute.
344
00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:17,250
- What? Have you been to the gym?
- Sorry, no, my sister took my skirt.
345
00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:18,850
- Ah.
- So...
346
00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:20,500
Yeah, OK, have fun.
347
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,660
Police! Open up!
348
00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:37,470
Ah!
349
00:16:38,020 --> 00:16:41,250
Oh no, I thought it was gonna
be that stripper I ordered.
350
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,090
Hi! Hi!
351
00:16:43,140 --> 00:16:45,290
- Good to see you.
- Hi. Yeah.
352
00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:47,410
It's weird seeing you in the real world.
353
00:16:47,460 --> 00:16:49,810
You look well out of
tracksuit bottoms though.
354
00:16:49,860 --> 00:16:52,850
- Been watching Queer Eye, haven't I?
- I love it, I love it.
355
00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:55,400
- Yeah? What do you reckon?
- You look like a male model.
356
00:16:58,980 --> 00:17:01,490
So erm... you still drinking, then, yeah?
357
00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:06,250
Oh, yeah, yeah, but my problem
wasn't that I was drinking, Tom.
358
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:09,610
It was that I was too much
of a... fucking legend!
359
00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:15,810
Anyway, will you take
these over to the couch?
360
00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:18,250
Er, yeah, yeah, why not.
361
00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:19,740
Young lady.
362
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:23,850
I got called a gay
knobhead by my best friend.
363
00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:26,010
For watching football
with an orange juice.
364
00:17:26,060 --> 00:17:29,090
You should just go and watch
the football in Starbucks.
365
00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:33,010
Oh yeah, shout "Who are ya?
Who are ya? Who are ya?"
366
00:17:33,060 --> 00:17:36,010
over a mocha fucking latte!
367
00:17:37,260 --> 00:17:40,010
I never get that with "Who are
ya?" It's like, "Who are ya?"
368
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,930
Are you supposed to
answer? Like, "I'm Aine."
369
00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:47,260
All right.
370
00:17:54,820 --> 00:17:56,780
W-what's going on here?
371
00:18:13,540 --> 00:18:16,300
I know, they remind you
of two lovely melons.
372
00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:19,980
Oh, Jesus.
373
00:18:21,580 --> 00:18:23,050
We shouldn't do this, Aine.
374
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:25,770
- What?! - You know we
don't fancy each other.
375
00:18:25,820 --> 00:18:27,250
No, I don't know that, no.
376
00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:31,010
Look, you've got cracking boobs but...
377
00:18:31,060 --> 00:18:32,690
Think what Theresa said.
378
00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:35,490
- You know, one year of celibacy --
- Fuck celibacy!
379
00:18:35,540 --> 00:18:38,610
- Don't be silly.
- No, no, no! Don't you get it?
380
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:41,450
I'm trying to fucking
respect you here, you mug!
381
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:44,330
God! Could you not have
respected me after we had sex?
382
00:18:44,380 --> 00:18:46,650
Oh, come on, you know this is a bad idea.
383
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:50,490
Oh, God, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, I know, I know, I know, Tom.
384
00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:53,930
But do you ever just wanna feel
something for five fucking minutes?
385
00:18:53,980 --> 00:18:58,170
Course I do. I just don't want us
to set each other off or anything.
386
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:01,050
Shit. They really are cracking boobs.
387
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:04,170
- I know.
- I'm sorry, babes.
388
00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:07,210
I... You're gonna thank me
for this in the morning.
389
00:19:07,260 --> 00:19:10,020
I will not thank you for
this in the morning, Tom.
390
00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:16,690
What? What's wrong? Do you
wanna give it another go?
391
00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,450
No. Th-the thing is...
392
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,980
The erm... Is the trains.
393
00:19:23,380 --> 00:19:26,050
Oh, Jesus on a stick!
394
00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:56,290
I always thought Vish was American.
395
00:19:56,340 --> 00:19:58,690
Oh, God, no, he just
spent ages in New York.
396
00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:02,250
- Then a bit of time in Hong Kong.
- Thought I detected Hongkongese.
397
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,530
I'm so glad you're here.
398
00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:08,450
I hate going out but it has
given my cat a chance to miss me.
399
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:12,010
- I can't imagine you as a cat erm...
- La... A cat lady?
400
00:20:12,060 --> 00:20:15,180
Is that what you're
calling me? Unbelievable.
401
00:20:18,420 --> 00:20:22,090
- Somewhere else you need to be?
- Oh, shit, sorry, that's so rude.
402
00:20:22,140 --> 00:20:26,410
No, my sister er... I don't wanna
bore you with my personal life.
403
00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:28,690
Spent most of the day on
my own eating noodles.
404
00:20:28,740 --> 00:20:30,650
Yeah? Is that your cat's name?
405
00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:34,610
No, erm... Freddie's
actually my sister's ex.
406
00:20:34,660 --> 00:20:37,650
Oh, God! Oh, my God.
407
00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:40,890
You know Helen who we
were talking to inside?
408
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:43,610
- Yeah. Bit of a dullard.
- She's my ex.
409
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:45,810
Is she?
410
00:20:45,860 --> 00:20:49,060
- So sorry. Though in fairness...
- Yeah, she is a dullard.
411
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:53,610
Sorry if I made it
awkward earlier but er...
412
00:20:53,660 --> 00:20:57,730
I wasn't in the mood to pretend
to like Freddie. Ah, shit, Aine.
413
00:20:57,780 --> 00:21:00,930
Erm... Do you know what,
I'm gonna have to skedaddle.
414
00:21:00,980 --> 00:21:03,690
Sorry to leave you at the
frat party on your own.
415
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:06,010
No, go, go, but can we hang out again?
416
00:21:06,060 --> 00:21:07,410
- Yeah.
- Is that uncool to ask?
417
00:21:07,460 --> 00:21:10,820
No, I'd love that. We can bitch
about everyone who isn't us.
418
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:13,500
- See you.
- See you.
419
00:21:28,900 --> 00:21:30,130
Stop stalking me.
420
00:21:30,180 --> 00:21:33,980
Don't go walking on your own
in the park at night, Aine.
421
00:21:38,820 --> 00:21:39,980
Come here.
422
00:21:41,260 --> 00:21:43,180
I knew you weren't feeling right.
423
00:21:45,740 --> 00:21:47,260
I'm grand.
424
00:21:49,580 --> 00:21:52,860
And a crack addict just told
me I looked thin so, you know...
425
00:21:53,540 --> 00:21:55,700
- That's nice.
- Yeah.
426
00:21:56,380 --> 00:21:57,820
Take it when you can get it.
427
00:22:02,140 --> 00:22:05,260
- Did you leave the party early?
- No, no. It was over.
428
00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:09,900
- Anyone interesting there?
- No.
429
00:22:13,060 --> 00:22:16,820
- Do you wanna see some dogs who
look like celebrities? - Course.
430
00:22:18,260 --> 00:22:19,250
So funny.
431
00:22:23,060 --> 00:22:24,820
Wait till you see this.
432
00:22:27,140 --> 00:22:29,570
- Look, that's Richard Gere.
- Oh, yeah!
433
00:22:29,620 --> 00:22:30,130
Yeah!
434
00:22:31,180 --> 00:22:34,220
- Geri Halliwell!
- Yes! Geri Halliwell!
435
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,170
Yeah!
436
00:22:36,220 --> 00:22:38,330
That lad I actually think looks like you.
437
00:22:39,980 --> 00:22:42,810
That doesn't look like
me, it's a fucking pug!
438
00:22:42,860 --> 00:22:45,090
Exactly, look at its short forehead.
439
00:22:45,140 --> 00:22:47,370
That's Nicolas Cage!
440
00:22:47,820 --> 00:22:51,450
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
That's totally amazing.
441
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:52,690
Show me that again.
442
00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:56,690
Oh, wow! That's brilliant.
443
00:22:56,740 --> 00:23:00,220
I think I fancy that dog more
than I fancy actual Nicolas Cage.
444
00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:03,490
A guy has put out the
job with his French kid.
445
00:23:03,540 --> 00:23:07,170
- You speak French.
- Oui, monsieur. Je parle un peu.
446
00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:10,370
His mother died recently
and I'm his legal guardian.
447
00:23:10,420 --> 00:23:13,610
- His father?
- Yeah. Yeah. That too.
448
00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:18,210
Oh, my God! Jesus! Victor,
what happened to you?
449
00:23:18,260 --> 00:23:20,970
- You have children, Aine?
- Not that I know of.
450
00:23:21,020 --> 00:23:23,090
- I'm such an idiot.
- Yeah. No news there then.
451
00:23:23,140 --> 00:23:25,610
- Eat my arse, Shona.
- You don't have any arse.
452
00:23:25,660 --> 00:23:26,900
♪ Come on
453
00:23:28,260 --> 00:23:29,530
♪ We should be dancing
454
00:23:29,580 --> 00:23:31,380
♪ We should be dancing
455
00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:33,890
♪ Right
456
00:23:33,940 --> 00:23:35,650
♪ On a jitterbug, chitty
chitty bang-a-rang
457
00:23:35,700 --> 00:23:37,810
♪ Body roll, bring it right
back, it's a bommerang
458
00:23:37,860 --> 00:23:39,970
♪ Tell me y'all simmer down,
city life, getting wild
459
00:23:40,020 --> 00:23:42,090
♪ Superstar, superstar,
making pot, making smoke
460
00:23:42,140 --> 00:23:43,530
- ♪ Feeling pretty good for real
- ♪ Yeah
461
00:23:43,580 --> 00:23:45,730
- ♪ Feeling pretty good for real
- ♪ OK
462
00:23:45,780 --> 00:23:47,730
♪ We ain't gotta worry,
this is no big deal
463
00:23:47,780 --> 00:23:49,700
♪ We ain't gotta worry,
this is no big deal
464
00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:52,930
♪ We should be dancing ♪
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